Nah if my doctor is gaming when I walk into the office I'd respect that. It was only massive internal hemorrhaging anyway, I'll walk it off. Get that gamer bread, Chroniko.
"I just got a nice little 12.7mm incendiary in my chest, half my skin burned off, but it's okay, I'll be back in the air the moment the engine warms u........" **Falls unconcious from blood poisioning**
I would understand if it was a competive game but MINECRAFT? Nah get over here and tell me my blood presure cuz im pretty sure its.....low....*passes out*
bro i was halfway through the video before i read this! thank you so much, that setting made it sound like shit, that's probably also why all the music i've been listening to today sounded weird too
Nah man, I give her 5 stars! Let’s bump up that average! No doctors give you more than 15 minute per appointment these days and we got 30 minutes of compassionate and quality care! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Dr. Niko seems a little confused, but she's got the spirit 🙂 Her charm, humor, and cute aura really put me at ease, and even though she couldn't find the source of my stomachaches and headaches and had to refer me to a specialist, I 10/10 would come back again 😁 I also hope she enjoyed her muffin that arrived at the end of our appointment ✨🧁✨ Five Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I prefer male ASMRtists as their voice is often lower and more soothing but the very natural feeling chattiness you do turns out to beat that. I am really happy this was recommended to me. I just took a great nap. Thank you!
honestly if I heard the doctor being excited about finding diamonds before our appointment, i would cancel just because i wouldn’t wanna ruin the mood. thanks for the new video, niko!
Another Niko banger. Also, "So it can only go my arm span", "So this is..37 inches" From ScientificAmerican: "For most people, their arm span is about equal to their height. Mathematicians say the arm span to height ratio is one to one: your arm span goes once into your height." Conclusion: Niko is canonically ~37 inches tall. I don't know how to feel about this.
Niko. the best worst rated doctor. I also agree that Niko's profile pic is very cute. Thanks for the video Niko! Despite what they rate you, you'll always have 5 stars from me.
came in for a checkup after being abducted away to Disneyland by a shady travel agent, and there's something really familiar about my doctor... i cant quite put my finger on it...
![[ASMR] cranial nerve exam👩⚕️⁉️| everything is wrong with you (and me)😨💦 | roleplay✨ | 3DIO #asmr](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QPH59yolNYs/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] cranial nerve exam👩⚕️⁉️| everything is wrong with you (and me)😨💦 | roleplay✨ | 3DIO #asmr](/img/tr.png)
Nah if my doctor is gaming when I walk into the office I'd respect that. It was only massive internal hemorrhaging anyway, I'll walk it off. Get that gamer bread, Chroniko.
"I just got a nice little 12.7mm incendiary in my chest, half my skin burned off, but it's okay, I'll be back in the air the moment the engine warms u........" **Falls unconcious from blood poisioning**
so real thank you for understanding🙏 when you're a gamer you just get it likeee...
I would understand if it was a competive game but MINECRAFT? Nah get over here and tell me my blood presure cuz im pretty sure its.....low....*passes out*
RUclips has added a new setting to videos called stable volume i recommend turning it off as it makes asmr videos audio to not work as intended to
bro i was halfway through the video before i read this!
thank you so much, that setting made it sound like shit, that's probably also why all the music i've been listening to today sounded weird too
Bro, it refuses to turn off for me. It's actually making me so mad. 😤
@@Danielathaneither wait a bit or try clicking off the video and clicking back on
@@Odang77 That worked. Thank you!
@@Danielathan np
I'm telling yall that "hello hello hello" is magical
It's making me feel things bro. It is just so recognisable I know that I am in for a good nights sleep bro
also her small "ok"s
Your silly nature fits so well with a worst reviewed type of video 😆🩵
thank you so much!!! i want to do more of these types of videos in the future! :D
"If you say FPS just walk out of this room right now. It's FPS." I die every time I hear this line, this is my favorite part.
Nah man, I give her 5 stars! Let’s bump up that average! No doctors give you more than 15 minute per appointment these days and we got 30 minutes of compassionate and quality care! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
thank you for your good review, i will keep extending the appointment times so i can bill the insurance companies for more mon- 🤓☝️
"32 degrees Celsius.... That's on the hot side." Damn, Dr. Chroniko didn't get her medical license suspended for nothing!
Dr. Niko seems a little confused, but she's got the spirit 🙂 Her charm, humor, and cute aura really put me at ease, and even though she couldn't find the source of my stomachaches and headaches and had to refer me to a specialist, I 10/10 would come back again 😁 I also hope she enjoyed her muffin that arrived at the end of our appointment ✨🧁✨
Five Stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
give her low stars so tht she isnt crowded lol
Love the switch between the soft talking and whispering
Still better than any doctor I’ve had in my town.
Regular human temperature: 36.6C
The average "a little hot" enjoyer with 32C temp
XD
LOOOOOL SEE I WAS NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE AMERICAN THING i just thought that seemed hot! idk! 😭🙏
I had a big smile on my face this entire audio lmao
this is so sillyyyyy I mean I’m totally gonna die but she’s sillyyyy
This has to be one of my most fav asmr vids ever
6:06
Hearing this while starting up Black Ops 2 to scratch a nostalgic itch was something else.
this was another certified niko classic, the light section almost made me burst out laughing
This doctor character reminds me of House and I love it
7:55 you need to use this more often its sooo good
doctor rp second only to alien rp
“I always recommend patients to google their symptoms” was hands down the funniest thing I’ve heard in an asmr video. I love it
Thanks
❤😊
WAAAAHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
i'm really glad you liked the video!!! :D
I prefer male ASMRtists as their voice is often lower and more soothing but the very natural feeling chattiness you do turns out to beat that. I am really happy this was recommended to me. I just took a great nap. Thank you!
What a timing, I just trying to fall asleep and this video uploaded😊
amazing audio!
Nice, this one knocked me out pretty quick. Thanks!
10/10, would've came back if I was still alive 👍
Worst reviewer, reviews world's worst reviewed doctor.
When an unstoppable force meets immovable object.
I definitely wouldn't mind going to this doctor all the time☺❣
Good roleplay (minus the anxiety of course)
honestly if I heard the doctor being excited about finding diamonds before our appointment, i would cancel just because i wouldn’t wanna ruin the mood. thanks for the new video, niko!
Your medical ones are the best
Niko your new profile pic is SOOOOO cute! 😭
i love this character, she's dumb but thinks she's smart in the cutest way
Early to this one, love the medical ones
reading bezerk while listening to this. "GRIFFITH!!!!!!"
PART 2 Minecraft video 🙏🙏🙏
Blessed the number 1 yapper
At least she's adorable
DOCTOR, HEEELLP NOWW!
anyway thanks for the vid
You play the silly gremlin characters really well.
she's not playing
Haha jokes on you I managed to sleep with this one
Thanks for the video ❤big eeps!
literally the kinds of doctors people recommend me
Cute doctress
Another day, another appointment with the ... oddly familiar doctor? 🤨
Thank you for the video!!
Another Niko banger.
Also, "So it can only go my arm span", "So this is..37 inches"
From ScientificAmerican: "For most people, their arm span is about equal to their height. Mathematicians say the arm span to height ratio is one to one: your arm span goes once into your height."
Conclusion: Niko is canonically ~37 inches tall.
I don't know how to feel about this.
"nobody has anything super wrong internally with their ears"
You should see my left ear...
7:30 - taking your vitals
->
7:30 - taking your vitals
14:50 - hearing test
->
14:50 - hearing test
21:00 - eye test
->
21:00 - eye test
Pretty please 🙏🙏🙏
She can't fix me!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I give this doctor a rating of 5 stars.
1 star, she didn't share any diamonds with me
Thanks doctor, now I know make a creeper farm, but my healthy it's bad.
Someone reinstate this woman’s medical license so I an have it revoked
Bruh RUclips didn’t send me the notification even tho I turned them on. I had to manually search this channel
I like this silly thing
Minecraft ASMR plisssss
I should have known better than to trust a doctor with two scoops of icecream on her head
oh im sleeping like a BABBY tonight
Hell nahhh, this is my doctor dawg, I'm gonna f-ing die
chiropractor breaks your neck asmr
Aint no way this is worst reviewed doctor. This is fcking adorable
It’s the thinking being slightly hypothermic is the same thing as being hyperthermic (said 32C is a bit warm when 36.5C +/- 2 is normal.
I'm going to be honest, if my doctor ever asks my astrological sign, I'm getting another doctor. 😂
as you should.... can you imagine a serious doctor going "your stomach hurts? it's because your a libra rising i think🤓👍"
American healthcare system in a nutshell
Fr
About to walk into my doctors office and see them playing raid shadow legends
they're going to ask you to sign up for their guild or something before you get your perscription filled😭😭😭
L=doctor
W=A.S.M.R.
My temp is 32°C I think I identified the problem here... I'm probably dead.
I've got a doctor, who almost killed my dad, by giving him simple medication, when he had a blood pressure of 190.
You're definietly better than that.
Genuinely thought we had died during the eye exam cause we weren't moving our eyes hahaha
no no don't worry you followed the light perfectly! it was me who wasn't moving it! :3
“You are without a doubt, the worst doctor I have ever heard of.”
“But you have heard of me.”
Review: I'm actually just here to listen to her yap. I actually lied, I have no stomach aches or anything, 10/10 yapping, would go again.
i give her 5 stars (even if i can no longer function properly)
Wow, turns out I was actually AFAB this whole time
You are the worst that happened to doctors since apples 🍏🍎
Jkjk, love to you niko, I like ur vids❤🩷💛💚💙💜🤍
Niko. the best worst rated doctor. I also agree that Niko's profile pic is very cute. Thanks for the video Niko! Despite what they rate you, you'll always have 5 stars from me.
folllow the liiiiight.... Niko you silly :)
Hi
6:06 Lmaooooo
THANK YOU CHRONIKO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO NAP ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Is that true evil shadow ending pfp?
To be fair to Dr. Niko it does sound like I am a terrible patient and wasting her time.
Niko really out here being the Johnny Sins of ASMR
I get that noise gates and asmr dont always mix, but something like nvidia broadcast may solve your...enthusiastic...neighbor problem.
came in for a checkup after being abducted away to Disneyland by a shady travel agent, and there's something really familiar about my doctor... i cant quite put my finger on it...
you know i wonder how many soon-to-be doctors are getting through their doctorate using chatgpt
Personally I would have given you a 5 star rating
32 of temperature!?...im ded
Her arm span is only 37 inches? She SMOL.
🙏BLESS🙏
Good
most of this is horrendously unprofessional but i do respect her playing minecraft on the clock
eep moment😊
Welp looks like it’s nap time
As a Gemini I feel called out
Nom nom nom. I give this chocolate chip muffin a five star 🧁⊂(ˆωˆ⊂)💕
Sorry I'm late, but congratulations on 27k Chroniko! 🥳🎉🎈
ONE HOUR AGO🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This is like the florida man that keeps try to pretend he is a doctor
10/10 very silly
Try beatboxing👁👁
Doctor, you are suposed to insert the q-tip in my ear not in my eyes.
no lollipop 😪 4 star
Oh no, the minecraft kids are old enough to be doctors now.
The IT department is really inept if she is allowed to install something herself on the work computer.