I loved playing, re-playing and re- replaying these games... Idle chatting always surprised me with how much unheard stuff you'd get ever once in a while, depending on how much, how fast and/or how straightforward you came through them groups of 2-up-to-10 grunts, in each of the three Arkham games. Yes, *only 3* .
There's a hilarious dude in the batgirl expansion. More or less this: "What am I guarding?? NOTHING. Sitting out here in the middle of nowhere. All because I made a joke about mark. Then mark gets all pissed and puts me out here. What am I even guarding? What's the point. Screw you mark."
“Do you ever wonder why we're here?” “One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.” “What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.” “Uh... Oh... Yeah...” “What's all this stuff about God?” “Uh... um... Nothing.”
i find it so funny how batman when he literally takes down the entire militia, thugs still wont take him seriously and they still think they could take him
That's a thing in all the Arkham games. Batman defeats some of the worlds most dangerous criminals and assassins, tears through legions of thugs and yet every time some bad guys encounter him, they immediately attack him and threaten him like they are gonna win. Even after they witness him beating dozens of their friends, the thought never occurs to them to run away or surrender.
Image Batman actually left cause he found this particular gaurd funny and they report to the Arkham Knight about it. Akharm Knight: So your telling me he just left you alone is because you TALK to him and had a moment together!? Gaurd(Tomas): Yes sir. That what actually happen. Arkham Knight:......... I don't know wether to cry or laugh.
@@quicklittlesnail1616 Yeah and they demonstrate that they have no idea how to play that game. For example it is rock paper scissors, not rock paper scissors gun dynamite. Still better than reverse rock paper scissors but still funny. I really like listening to the dialogue in this game series.
There is a very secret dialogue of the riddler that is hilarious let me know if u want to check it out cause it is only seen once per new game or new game plus
“What the hell were you doing? You don’t GOAD the Batman. ‘Oh. Hey, Batman. I bet you’d love to come in and beat the crap out of us.’ Yeah he would. And you just gave him another reason to do it.”
Just like "Okay. We know your just gonna get in, beat our asses, break our stuff and then leave. So let just skip to get in amd break our stuff and leave part."
@@Dementia_Springtrap Only after you beat the Arkham Knight and scarecrow of course. Because Deathstroke is forcing them to be there at that point so it makes sense that they leave you alone if you don't try to beat the crap out of them.
How did you do that? Did you finish all the Challenges on 3 stars? I actually finished the game yesterday and did 120% Riddler was the the most annoying one because I had to find all his question marks but I did it.
@@therisingphoenix8117 Requires purchasing the " Season of Infamy" DLC (9.99 USD.) To reach 240%, complete main story and all side missions twice, including Infamy DLC side missions (once in New Game mode, then again in New Game Plus,) and get all 243 riddler trophies (trophies progress is shared between games in a single save file so you only need to get them once.) The challenges don't contribute to your completion percentage. Your reward is a golden bat emblem version on your batsuit. Unless you really like the side missions or any of the featured characters, (Ra's al Ghul. Killer Croc, Mad Hatter, Mr. Freeze) then it's may not worth it. Check them out before you buy.
It's just amazing when you think about all the time and effort that had to go into all these different encounters and various conversations. Must have taken them months to get through it all.
I don't remember this one, but I did kind of feel sorry for the guy that was all by himself surrounded by a few turrets, just talking to himself out of boredom.
The reason all this Lines are so cool and making you want to forgive them, its cause they are incredibly Human. They are not talking about how evil they are, they are just having a human conversation, and when they stare at Batman, they know their place they keep acting like humans. The game is humanizing the goons, so you feel like: "I cant really beat them up after that?"
Would've been awesome if you could just stand there and eventually the goon just opens the door and surrenders, like that one goon in the animated series who opened the door to a bedroom, saw batman, and then closed the door and pretended he saw nothing.
I absolutely adore the dialogue in this game. So much funny stuff, especially from just the guys walking around on the ground. Getting serious Red V Blue vibes here.
I once found these 3 guards stuck in a room behind a fence with the top of it guarded by a turret and couldn't figure out how to get in there so I just kept flying remote control batarangs over the fence and into thier groins for like 5 minutes and one of them actually started to scream at me to stop.
I actually left them alone the entire game until they were the last thing to do in this entire game before 100% completion.. I had to deal with them..... Even though I felt bad :(
I googled. "Arkham knight 2 man checkpoint funny" and this was the first video that popped up. Exactly what I was looking for XD I had missed the opportunity to try this on my replay
that was gold holy fuck, ive played through this game a bunch and spent way too many hours on it and I've never came across this so thank you for sharing it
Yoo like frs like batman logic and pov moments are so epic 😂😂i remember when i was pointlessly glinding around and a thug was line now that it's raining it, penguin's and his umbrella wouldn't look so stupid 😂😂😂I literally died
Hey at least they’re being honest, its nothing personal. Its just a job.
Yeah and also that Batman is doing his...umm... hobby...!
@@TheRenzer9 Yeah, and it's all a joke to the Joker.
I loved playing, re-playing and re- replaying these games... Idle chatting always surprised me with how much unheard stuff you'd get ever once in a while, depending on how much, how fast and/or how straightforward you came through them groups of 2-up-to-10 grunts, in each of the three Arkham games. Yes, *only 3* .
Thats why he dont kill them, they also human, have famly to feed
@@TheRenzer9 yeah its my hobby
I won’t lie, every Arkham game I always enjoy listening to these goons talking.
Bao Nguyen one of the only games where I enjoy listening to the goons the dialogue is top notch
Yeah same, I love some of the dialogue
City had the best goon dialogues
In star wars jedi fallen order, you can hear the storm troopers talk in the job, so is kinda same like there.
@@lifeismeaningless5512 “ill never forget that time Harley Quinn Beat up ol Quincy Sharp with his own cane. That was awesome.”
Militia: do you think i pissed him off?
Militia 2: i dunno ask him
Batman: keeps straight angry face
*stares in violent silence*
@@Miguel_Araujo251 perfect description
It's 5 in the morning for me and I laughed way too hard at this
Batman definitely has rbf then lol
Actually the mask is pretty solid metal. It's just made so that he looks angry all the time
I really wanted to leave them be but.. gotta get that full completion.
Story of gaming history.
But you guys had an understanding?
Love getting the full completion but the riddler trophies make it tedious
@@theashman4290 yep
Facts
Imagine the reaction if batman just T1000 walked through the bars,
Then they say :How !!? And batman be like :Because im batman
I would just imagine a very high pitched wimpy scream from the both of them
@@thenoirknight5729 that would be awesome.
Clay face as Batman could do that lol
Lmao
There's a hilarious dude in the batgirl expansion.
More or less this:
"What am I guarding?? NOTHING. Sitting out here in the middle of nowhere. All because I made a joke about mark. Then mark gets all pissed and puts me out here. What am I even guarding? What's the point. Screw you mark."
mark hamil Reference
Screw you mark, i`m going home.
Now I want to play the batgirl expansion again.
“Do you ever wonder why we're here?”
“One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.”
“What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.”
“Uh... Oh... Yeah...”
“What's all this stuff about God?”
“Uh... um... Nothing.”
Oh hi Mark.
"We're just doing our job. You're just doing your uh..Hobby yeah?"
@Your Father (turns away and leaves)
@@Black_Knight_-BK- …Is he going? He’s going!
@@fredsherman8407 Er, bye Batman!
@@thenamesniva5193 Wth are you doing? You dont goad the Batman
@@thenamesniva5193 What the hell were you doing?! You don’t GOAD the Batman!
i find it so funny how batman when he literally takes down the entire militia, thugs still wont take him seriously and they still think they could take him
They won't be discouraged
Batman's just a myth.
The first 7,896 times were just a fluke. His luck just ran out 👊
Reminds me of that Calebcity video
That's a thing in all the Arkham games.
Batman defeats some of the worlds most dangerous criminals and assassins, tears through legions of thugs and yet every time some bad guys encounter him, they immediately attack him and threaten him like they are gonna win. Even after they witness him beating dozens of their friends, the thought never occurs to them to run away or surrender.
I love how the dude completely believes that him and Batman just had a moment together
Cus they had an understanding
they did
Image Batman actually left cause he found this particular gaurd funny and they report to the Arkham Knight about it.
Akharm Knight: So your telling me he just left you alone is because you TALK to him and had a moment together!?
Gaurd(Tomas): Yes sir. That what actually happen.
Arkham Knight:......... I don't know wether to cry or laugh.
And them he glides in and starts piecing them up
This is actually hilarious 😅 Glad they can get into the perspective of what thugs might be thinking every time they meet Batman
More games should do this instead of recording a few lines and calling it a day.
There is a lot funny convo among these thugs. In arkham city, some of thugs tried to decide something with three way rock paper scissors😀
@@quicklittlesnail1616 Yeah and they demonstrate that they have no idea how to play that game. For example it is rock paper scissors, not rock paper scissors gun dynamite. Still better than reverse rock paper scissors but still funny. I really like listening to the dialogue in this game series.
There is a very secret dialogue of the riddler that is hilarious let me know if u want to check it out cause it is only seen once per new game or new game plus
@quicklittlesnail I remember that. It was hilarious!!!!
After this I really wanted to leave em alone
Steve Blum is a gift
Things got rough after julia died
Sounds so much like shishio in this one hahahah
His acting in Ben 10 is amazing
And Killer Croc 🐊
Ah, Andronikos Revel from SWTOR! I recognized him instantly.
"Is he going? Looks like he's going! Bye Batman!" 👋
“What the hell were you doing? You don’t GOAD the Batman. ‘Oh. Hey, Batman. I bet you’d love to come in and beat the crap out of us.’ Yeah he would. And you just gave him another reason to do it.”
@@MegaMr46 Nah it's cool, we had an understanding.
That is hilarious
Milita: "We're just doing our job!"
Batman: *Breaks every bone in their body*
(Militia guy later) *"why did i ask for this job"*
batman breaks every bone in your body and the worst of all he cant kill you so he will make sure you feel every pain in your body to stay alive
"now talk"
@@lordmaniel3603 "Yea Yea!... I'm gonna tell You everything!"
@@thegabriel5600
batman (broodingly):
“thank you…”
also batman:
*proceeds to break your spine in 3 different areas*
i remember i saw those and i just heard the "hey ur not so tough" part
then i just broke the window and kicked the shit out of them
now i feel bad
I did the exact same thing and after seing that I feel the same
That was hilarious. The fact that he just talked to batman like a normal person lol
Ah one of the least talked about struggles Batman must endure everyday: Keeping a straight face when situations like this arise
I mean…how would *you* react if the Batman started laughing?
@@Dementia_Springtrap Be terrified and run away as fast as I can.
@@Dementia_Springtrap Even Harley Quinn is scared sh*tless when Batman starts laughing.
And she's one of the very few who lived to tell the tale.
What would’ve made this perfect is if you actually stood there long enough, they would’ve let you in and destroy the console without a fight.
oh my God yes it will be like a Batman just standing there long enough and they just give up and destroy the device for him
Just like "Okay. We know your just gonna get in, beat our asses, break our stuff and then leave. So let just skip to get in amd break our stuff and leave part."
I’d leave them alone just because of that. Makes me feel bad for them...😢
{[Bat-slaps your Robin bitch ass]
Yeah I agree, they are bad guys. But arent really *bad guys*
@@justsomejoyousj You're *bad guy* , but you aren't a, *bad guy*
@@justsomejoyousj I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
@@minidwarf4266 :")
Could tell right away that militia guy was voiced by Stephen Blum, he sounds a lot like Spike Spiegel.
sounded like tank Dempsey to me
@@unknownindividual6323 Thats Steve Blum, Sub-Zero, Tank Dempsey, Spike Spiegel, Wolverine, and so many other characters.
@@OJsGloveEOH he's also Sam from Metro Exodus, and Yamaki from the English dub of Digimon Tamers.
@@OJsGloveEOH and Hal Jordon
"Nah it's cool. We had a understanding"
Lmao
Imagine if you had that interaction with the Militia Guards & when they spot you they just chill out & not attack you.
So long as you don’t touch the console or any of the defenses, they just let you chill lmao
Imagine that.
@@Dementia_Springtrap Only after you beat the Arkham Knight and scarecrow of course. Because Deathstroke is forcing them to be there at that point so it makes sense that they leave you alone if you don't try to beat the crap out of them.
this is actually very funny
Can’t believe I 240%’d this game two times and never stopped to listen to this.
How did you do that? Did you finish all the Challenges on 3 stars? I actually finished the game yesterday and did 120% Riddler was the the most annoying one because I had to find all his question marks but I did it.
@@therisingphoenix8117
Requires purchasing the " Season of Infamy" DLC (9.99 USD.) To reach 240%, complete main story and all side missions twice, including Infamy DLC side missions (once in New Game mode, then again in New Game Plus,) and get all 243 riddler trophies (trophies progress is shared between games in a single save file so you only need to get them once.) The challenges don't contribute to your completion percentage. Your reward is a golden bat emblem version on your batsuit.
Unless you really like the side missions or any of the featured characters, (Ra's al Ghul. Killer Croc, Mad Hatter, Mr. Freeze) then it's may not worth it. Check them out before you buy.
That’s actually cool
It's just amazing when you think about all the time and effort that had to go into all these different encounters and various conversations. Must have taken them months to get through it all.
Goon: "No hard feelings, yeah?
Batman: "Yeah, no hard feelings, until I smash your face through concrete!"
I don't remember this one, but I did kind of feel sorry for the guy that was all by himself surrounded by a few turrets, just talking to himself out of boredom.
Now we know what Tank Dempsey did after zombies
The reason all this Lines are so cool and making you want to forgive them, its cause they are incredibly Human.
They are not talking about how evil they are, they are just having a human conversation, and when they stare at Batman, they know their place they keep acting like humans.
The game is humanizing the goons, so you feel like: "I cant really beat them up after that?"
My dad: yo there is still one more thing for you to do for you to 100% this game why did you not do it?
Me: because we had a understanding
Would've been awesome if you could just stand there and eventually the goon just opens the door and surrenders, like that one goon in the animated series who opened the door to a bedroom, saw batman, and then closed the door and pretended he saw nothing.
It was good they were nice u know
RUclips recommended really is the gift that keeps on giving
“You’re just doing your hobby”
I remember playing Knight and this happened, i really didn't want to beat them up after that lol
“You’re just doing your… hobby.”
“JUSTICE IS MORE THAN A HOBBY!”
I absolutely adore the dialogue in this game. So much funny stuff, especially from just the guys walking around on the ground. Getting serious Red V Blue vibes here.
1:57 🤣🤣🤣"bye Batman"🤣🤣🤣
Militia Guard : we're just doing our jobs!
Batman : Understandable!
If you go back afterwards, they start getting more and more nervous.
Oh my god, lol
Militia guard: Sorry its nothing personal we're just doing our jobs.
Batman: UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A NICE DAY
I once found these 3 guards stuck in a room behind a fence with the top of it guarded by a turret and couldn't figure out how to get in there so I just kept flying remote control batarangs over the fence and into thier groins for like 5 minutes and one of them actually started to scream at me to stop.
Militia thug: I'm just doing my job
Batman: Understandable, have a great day.
it almost want to make you not beat their asses
I love how they're so paranoid of him, that they refuse to put even their fingers through the bars.
“hi batman i’m sure you’d love to burst in here and use your fancy kung fu stuff on us” 💀💀
I love how no matter what version of Batman it is the thugs and batman always have a thin line of mad respect for eachother
I don't think All Star Batman counts he's just a murdering lunatic and no one stops him
@jakeshadows1413 because they're all dead.
Every arkham game has the "guard on the other side of a gate who thinks he untouchable" scene.
In Arkham City they were at the penguin museum. Great for them until we deactivated the bars hehehe
@@softwarelivre2389 "How'd he do that?" "You said he couldn't get through!" "Shut up and hit him!"
We're just doing our jobs. So... No hard feelings, yeah?
Batman: understandable have a nice day
Nothing like giving Steve Blum the honest goon dialogue lmao
1:30 Man he was already plannin’ on servin ya.
Thank you steve blum. And your easily recognizable voice
He's just standing there. MENACINGLY!!!
You're just doing your, uh.. Hobby
LOOOOOL
Man, these Arkham games really have some interesting and funny dialogue!
I like how Batman met Tank Dempsey and Nikolai Belinski and just showed his respect by leaving them be.
I hope that guy has a good life
I actually left them alone the entire game until they were the last thing to do in this entire game before 100% completion..
I had to deal with them..... Even though I felt bad :(
Batman: "Oh, we have an understanding all right. I understand that I'm gonna turn your spine into a freaking accordion."
the thugs in this game deserve some love
He then proceeds to break every bone in there body
Due to the sheer amount of goon conversations in this game, I wouldn’t be surprised that this among a few others were improvised on the spot
It's funny how the military guards have the same voice as tank Dempsey
You're really not going to show him going in there and utterly destroying them?!
I wonder how many things in this game can be found by just walking around and are yet to be discovered.
1:41 Batman: *Understandable, have a nice day*
“I just wanna look him in the eyes and tell him; your not so tough.” Batman then proceeded to find said man and run him into an electrical power grid
I googled. "Arkham knight 2 man checkpoint funny" and this was the first video that popped up. Exactly what I was looking for XD
I had missed the opportunity to try this on my replay
Steve Blum guard, nice
I finally found it, the one piece of Arkham dialogue that I hadn't heard before.
This is amazing. I love the NPC behavior it makes Gotham all the more immersive
Militia guys: "I could beat The Batman!"
Also Militia guys: "Hey Batman, please don't be the crap out of us!" and they just shat their pants
Exactly. You act all big and tough around your buddies, but when the Goddamn Batman is staring you down, you start rethinking your stance on things
1:43 - "Ight, Imma head out."
Steve Blum is voice acting 🐐
These were the most likable bad guys in history. You just feel awful knowing that you have to cripple them
Listening to the goons conversation was always entertaining
that was gold holy fuck, ive played through this game a bunch and spent way too many hours on it and I've never came across this so thank you for sharing it
Only thing that's stopping me from getting 100%
Probably the only form of amusement Batman got all night.
This is the best militia encounter in the game
And its steve blum voicing this guy of all people
That’s Steve Blum, the voice of Spike Spiegel in Cowboy Bebop among other iconic roles
Is that Steve Blum?!? I went through the whole game not knowing he voices the goons
Fortunately Batman gave him 13 broken bones instead of the usual 29
Yoo like frs like batman logic and pov moments are so epic 😂😂i remember when i was pointlessly glinding around and a thug was line now that it's raining it, penguin's and his umbrella wouldn't look so stupid 😂😂😂I literally died
Imagine if batman could talk back😂😂
0:24
Funny and a big dreamer
i played this game a bunch of times and never knew about this dialogue before lol pretty funny
“Hey, player...DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME AMMO!”
Thug: You’re not on the list so you’re not coming in.
Batman:
Thug: Eh Batman? You know I was joking right? with the whole list thing?
Lmao
Wow, I never got this conversation because I just shot them from across the sea with my Batmobile lol
Militia Thug: *"Uh let's keep away from the door."*
Militia Thug also: Approaches the door
We are doing our job and you are doing your hobby so no hard feelings 😂
you forgot taking them out
These guys should have come back at the police station and if you talk to them they said they thought they had an understanding.
Somehow I've NEVER heard this before
They clearly had an understanding.
I know this is a year ago but the first guard sounds like Dempsey