Baby: **Vibing In Lauren’s Stomach** **ALARM GOES OFF** Baby: Welp time to come out! **20 Years Later** Baby: Mom? Why did Dad have a gas mask and axe when you went into labor? Lauren: So you see...
Oh no not the avocado couple again- Btw Lauren, I forget, how far ahead are you owo Also my mom said that after you give birth you forget the pain for the rest of your life so um. Yeah owo Edit: I’m a twin, I was born early lol, and i would suggest that when you’re like a month until 9months I would suggest going to bed a bit early so maybe you get more sleep? Idk lol I wanna help but I’m a viewer in a different state-
I've taken many courses on children for my career and I feel like everyone should have to take them to have children. I'm 20 and I feel more ready for kids then I feel most 30 year old are
@@saidaabdille8603 don't say that you don't know yet how good of a parent you'll be in the the future probably a good one 😊 🙂 . So don't judge yourself when you don't know yet how good and amazing parent you'll be 😚🥰.
@@junkoenoshima2756yeah I’d say don’t tell them till high school cuz high schoolers are still immature but mature enough to know that their parents being famous doesn’t make them better than others
Dude my mothers policy on kids is: "if they're quiet for more than 10 seconds then they're into something they're not supposed to." This and, "alcohol is your best/only friend"
Oh hey mcgonagall, I got kicked out of hogwarts for killing one of my classmates, can you ask dumbledore to let me back in, I want more classmates to kill.
6:35 It is possible for an avocado tree to produce 200 to 300 fruit per tree once it is about 5-7 years of age. The tree grows from the seed though... so...
Lauren: The baby has blue eyes which makes me think that he isn't the dad Me: omg lauren u didn't know that babies' eyes start out blue and then later become the regular color? It happened to u!
I mean my eyes were the opposite like they started out really dark brown and then turned blue from what I can tell when looking at my newborn pictures of myself lol
Play among us but name yourself “NoKillMePreg” because you would probably be killed a lot less (hopefully) I just realised that this got 180+ likes- Also “NoKilIPreg” works better (Thank you Alora_Bear UwU)
*when the child asks* the child: where did you learn to be a parent lauren: Avacardo couple!!! the child:wha- lauren: AVACARDO COUPLE! *the child looks up avacardo couple* the child:what is this-
So, when changing a baby, it’s best to keep your nails short so that you don’t get bacteria under your nails that might be hard to clean up that could potentially get to the infant. :)
I saw a video the other day where Lauren is teaching children and she says “nobody gets pregnant” little did she know. She was a couple weeks pregnant at the time
Lauren’s child will be watching this one day and know where her mom got all of her amazing parenting skills from 😂😂
OMG THIQ BETTY IM A FAN
Fan and lol
My sister loves your videos
At least she didn't get parenting skills from The Sims 4 😂 That would be a disaster! 😂
Omg hahaha🤣
Lauren: “I think I’ve ironed like, 2 things”
Yes and one of them was a grilled cheese
Troom troom hacks😎✨
Lol I remember that😂😂
I think gloom also did that!
lol i remember when that happened
Yes OMG
Kassie: Move you idiot radish!
Lauren: They accidentally confuse the father as the one in labor
Me: Yeah, this is normal.
What did u expect?
Happens every Tuesday be prepared no tacos for you 🌮
@Jamie Gilmore Ah dang I missed it
For real life that is so really life
@@catra-rc5lc .
8:34 "I would start a fire"-- she predicted the toaster incident, guys
Lol
Brunooo
Gloom and Lauren talking:
meanwhile glooms lights having a party
Lol
Yeah
Lmao 😂
Yesss lmao
finally someone noticed!
During a Twitch stream of Lauren’s someone wanted this vid
run
Hey i remember you from the stream hello
I love your name
okay
@@alrightanimations2207 same
“She just killed the baby”
Ye
Extra food.
Yep XD
and the dead baby is on your pfp! 😂
@@axinitewolf yum
Did y’all notice Lauren predicted her setting something on fire lol 😂 8:25 - 8:44
"I tried to learn about babies!"
Lauren's parents: "Lauren, it's about time we had that talk...."
She’s already pregnant
@@zacha9668 r/wooosh
that’s the joke-
@@zacha9668 0>0
@@zacha9668 r/wooosh
Baby: **Vibing In Lauren’s Stomach**
**ALARM GOES OFF**
Baby: Welp time to come out!
**20 Years Later**
Baby: Mom? Why did Dad have a gas mask and axe when you went into labor?
Lauren: So you see...
LMAO 😂😂😂
Dhar mann
Lol
Lauren: so sweetie, your father didn't want a baby but I forced him to have you.
Don't deny it. You watch Dhar Mann 😏
Kassie "You're pretty preggers, I'm pretty not preggers.."
Yep that's what she said..
I was pretty sad until she said that
You didn’t even quote it right
@@rachelstewart6506 bruh
@@rachelstewart6506 they just don’t want to say pregnant
Alternative title: Kassie giving Lauren anxiety about labor
this has perfectly 69 likes.
:>
😲 omg
This is a perfect 252 lice
Noooooooooooooooooooo
@@mousegaming1870 ?
The baby avocado came out with more clothes than the parents
lmaooo
😂
TRUE
AHHHHH
xD
Is it bad that I read the title as, “I tried to learn how babies are made”
is that the reason u clicked on it LOL NOO
Yes, yes it is
@@definitely.mya86that is very very very very bad
Is anyone else just reading these comments and has no idea what is going on
Luv your profile picccc
No one:
Not a single soul:
Avacado couple: JuSt PuT ThE BaBy In ThE DrYeR
Cool z badge
@@zacha9668 tysm😊
Yea
say less
Heh
Thanks!
"i've only ironed two things in my entire life"
*one of them was a sandwich lauren*
flashback
I ironed my wrist and I had to go to emergency room lol
(Random) I love your pfp it has the trans flag just like mine UwU
@@nicodiangelosimp3187 Are you ok?
Foreshadowing
“Avocado Couple”
*this is going to be fun*
YES
This is going to be interesting and illogical
👁👄👁😂😂😂
*Y e s*
:)
Mother Avocado: **casually puts baby in dryer**
Me: so that's what we're doing in 2021 now
Good times bruh 😎 good times!
HAHAAHAHA!!!
I CANT-🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternate video title: Lauren getting visibly more scared for 17 minutes straight
I was the hundredth like :)
@@introvertorextrovert5047 I was Ur first like :)
@@emiliapelesz9735 and I was yours :)
@@-slate-7859 😳
"Move you idiot radish"
Gordon is shaking
Lauren's daughter is gonna have the most fun life ever with Lauren as her mom
How do you know it's a daughter?
Mourning Daughter it was revealed-
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess she made a video for the gender reveal
For real life
Nobody:
The Avocados: lots of high pitched *“eegh euuuhh eeeee euuhhh”*
*They sound like crows*
@@floofy6595 *Indeed*
And
Ananananana!
They sound like whatever a drunk crow would sound like
@@floofy6595 🤣🤣
8:40 this is foreshadowing to the toaster incident
Yup 😂
nobody:
Me: SHE PUT THE BABY IN THE DRYER-
LOL
@Kaelyn McEvoy lol
*insert panic attack*
Lol
@Kaelyn McEvoy ikr 😛
I’m a simple person:
Lauren posts?
Gloom collabed?
I click
They did on gloom’s channel too
Same
"Kassie I'm goign to call you when my baby wakes up so you know the pain"
-Lauren 2021
Lol
SHE BETTER
XD
Lol
rip
lol
f in chat
"your pretty pregnant I'm pretty not pregnant" omg I will remember this forvever
Oh no not the avocado couple again-
Btw Lauren, I forget, how far ahead are you owo
Also my mom said that after you give birth you forget the pain for the rest of your life so um. Yeah owo
Edit: I’m a twin, I was born early lol, and i would suggest that when you’re like a month until 9months I would suggest going to bed a bit early so maybe you get more sleep? Idk lol I wanna help but I’m a viewer in a different state-
I've taken many courses on children for my career and I feel like everyone should have to take them to have children. I'm 20 and I feel more ready for kids then I feel most 30 year old are
Good for you I'm probs not gonna be that good
@@saidaabdille8603 don't say that you don't know yet how good of a parent you'll be in the the future probably a good one 😊 🙂 . So don't judge yourself when you don't know yet how good and amazing parent you'll be 😚🥰.
Anyone else watching this and thinking back to her being a “mAjEsTiCaL” mermaid and remembers she’s having a kid
Nope-
Majestic mermaid lol
Lmao
Lmao 😂
Now the kid is born lol
Imagine Lauren telling her kid that she’s famous.
Yeah but I don't think she should tell until the child is a bit older so the child won't think that they're better than other kids
@@junkoenoshima2756 yeah
For real life
@@junkoenoshima2756yeah I’d say don’t tell them till high school cuz high schoolers are still immature but mature enough to know that their parents being famous doesn’t make them better than others
They'd probably find out before high school though
Nobody:
The Avocado Couple: Lets tape the blanket to the baby!
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@sarah_e124 morning ismy i huh uivs iovhsu i
is isiipod i ov sviss
@@sarah_e124 jodi she ishiguro he. bs she ss m send
Yes
"Barbra" is Barbie and her bf is Ken, Now why is Barbra friends with food, I'd just eat em'
Thank you for the 100 likes!
*Insert Deku happy boi*
She’s so starved she’s hallucinating.
Good point :)
Mythic Fox Oh maybe-
@Myth Fox
CONSPIRACY. :0
@@athorashadow 👁👄👁
I can only imagine Kassie's face if Lauren acually calls when the baby wakes up 😂
Ahahahah
Lauren’s kid asking her one day where babies come from*
Lauren: “Well, your tummy explodes, the baby comes out, then breaks the windshield!”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAH that is probably the funiest thing I've ever heard
PFFFFFF
I WILL TELL A KID THAT WHEN I SEE ONE
Lmfaooo
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaahah
When she almost killed the baby I literally died from laughing
When i looked at your comment it had 52 likes i think nd when i clicked replies it has 72 likes now
Lol
But if you died...how would you write this?! (I’m joking lol)
Ah yes! Very normal 😃😃
My mom told me this ever since I was little: “when u think your gonna die 5 seconds later the baby is out”
lauren reading this be like: n o t e d
Dude my mothers policy on kids is: "if they're quiet for more than 10 seconds then they're into something they're not supposed to." This and, "alcohol is your best/only friend"
Avocado: **in labor**
Other avocado: *gAs MaSk aNd AxE*
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHh
BAHAHAHAHA
it he didnt know he thought someone broke in-
lol😂
Haha llllllllllloooiooooooolllllllllll🥸🥸🥳😟😣😡🥶😱😖😲🤐🤥🤫😬🤐😴🤡🤡😈🤕👿🤡👽😺🙀😾😹👻😹✌🏿👊🏻👎🏻✌🏿👋✋🏻🤙🏿🙏🏻💄💋💋💋💋💋🦶🏽👄👄👄🦷👦🏼🧒🏻👩🏿🦱👨🏿🦰👩🏿🦱👨🏽🦱👨🏿🦰👨🏼🧑🏾🦰👨🏿🦰👨🏽🦱👨🏽🦱👨🏿🦰👨🏾🦳🧔🏼👨🏽🦲🧔🏼👨🏽🦲🧕🏿🧕🏿👳🏼♂️👨🏻🏭👨🏼🎤👨🏼🎤👩🏻🎓👩🏻🎓👩🏻🎓🧑🏽🌾🧑🏽🌾🕵🏼♂️
7:22 Gloom teaches us how babies are born
Lauren’s kid watching this in 15 years:
👁👄👁
YASSSS
@Fefe Hobby why?
@Fefe Hobby yeah, why?
@Fefe Hobby yeah like why? Like why tho..
@Fefe Hobby yes?
Gloom: I'm pretty not pregnant
Me: That sounds like something that someone who's pregnant would say
Idk kassie kinda sus
Lol don't go to far
Hmmm.... 😳
It's her decision
Oooooo
I love how nobody's talking about how the baby came out fully clothed.......
Lauren: “I’ve ironed like two things in my life”
Me: “One of them being bread!!”
8:45
Lauren: I've ironed two things in my life
Me : **flashbacks when she was ironing a piece of bread**
love your profile pic
*Le gasp*
Professor, this is what you do in your free time?
@@xxgoldenguardxx4407 u-um , go back to your dorm or you're house will lose points ..... And don't tell professor dumbledore...
Oh hey mcgonagall, I got kicked out of hogwarts for killing one of my classmates, can you ask dumbledore to let me back in, I want more classmates to kill.
Lauren’s kid better say “Your a bad Mommy!” And then she will say “Well I learned that from avocado couple”
Pickle approved
Fish approved
i approved
Chicken Squirrel cat pfp approved
Anime profile picture approves
6:35 It is possible for an avocado tree to produce 200 to 300 fruit per tree once it is about 5-7 years of age.
The tree grows from the seed though... so...
Me: I'm a kid!
Also me: *hears lauren says killed* oh shoot...
Me: doing nothing
Lauren: post
RUclips: let’s just wait to tell her for 5 min
Me: noooooooooooooo
Yey same
OK SAME
Sometimes it tells me a video posted a few weeks ago was posted 2 minutes ago 😂😂
Bobby is going to give the baby a milkshake and Lauren’s going to be like NO i saw this on avocados we definitely should NOT DO THIS
Me: “Wait a second. Why when the babies are born have blankets wrapped on them?”
People that made the video: *uhhhhh..... cartoon logic...?*
They don't want to get demonitised (idk how to spell it)
@@junkoenoshima2756 oh u got a point XD
She ate a blanket, duhh
@@mars-lv7be XD
Those people are ALIENS
Aw I love the Lauren Kassie collaborations 🥰❤️
"Don't give it a milkshake!!!!!!"
-kassie 2021
Lauren: The baby has blue eyes which makes me think that he isn't the dad
Me: omg lauren u didn't know that babies' eyes start out blue and then later become the regular color? It happened to u!
w h a t............MY WHOLE WAS A LIE
@Xxstary_nitesxX they can also stay blue too if your parents' dominant trait was the blue eyes.
Yeah and I also think you can get a trait from a grandparent or something...I don’t know for sure
I mean my eyes were the opposite like they started out really dark brown and then turned blue from what I can tell when looking at my newborn pictures of myself lol
I had gray eyes when I was born and now they’re brown ._.
5:39 *CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT ONE OF THEM HAS EARS??*
Play among us but name yourself “NoKillMePreg” because you would probably be killed a lot less (hopefully)
I just realised that this got 180+ likes-
Also “NoKilIPreg” works better (Thank you Alora_Bear UwU)
It doesnt fit -_- it can only be 10 digits in a name
Well she can do nokilipreg
Nobody:
Lauren: She Almost killed the baby 👶
Flagstaffocal73 Dramatic music intensifies
Its just a late abortion
Off brand Ken: throws a drink at off brand Barbie
Off brand Barbie: *le gasp*
Also off brand Barbie: *meh it’s fine*
"The baby comes out breaks the windshield and comes in your hands"
-Kassie 2020
2021
How to parent:
1: Gas Mask
2: Axe
3: *Cut those nails*
LOL
*when the child asks*
the child: where did you learn to be a parent
lauren: Avacardo couple!!!
the child:wha-
lauren: AVACARDO COUPLE!
*the child looks up avacardo couple*
the child:what is this-
bahahaahahhaahhaahha
xD
XD
Avacardo?
@@Melody-ki6cx lol
Don't worry it's a family-friendly channel it's nothing like avacado couple
So, when changing a baby, it’s best to keep your nails short so that you don’t get bacteria under your nails that might be hard to clean up that could potentially get to the infant. :)
“ avacodo couple “
Me : oh no this gonna be weird
Kassie: ur pretty pregnant-
My sister: yes she's still pretty while shes pregnant.
Ah yes her name pregnant! How did you know our pretty girl is named pregnant
@@EmbodimentOfOz bro. They meant that even if she's pregnant she's pretty. Not that her name is pregnant
Hi
@@N.N.No4h bro can you take a joke? I didn’t mean it that way you absolutely took it the wrong way
@@EmbodimentOfOz oh,sorry I'm dumb
I feel like Lauren and Bobby would be the best mom and dad
lauren's gonna be the best mom that the kid could ever imagine-
I like your content Lauren!!
Nobody:
RUclips: making me choose either being early to gloom’s or Lauren’s video 👁👄👁
I went to Glooms but I had to do any inimi minin Mo
Mood
I did Lauren cause hers was first 😂 it was a hard decision
She’s only ironed 2 things and one of them was a grilled cheese sandwich
omg yes 😂 😂
Lauren’s fast writing is sus, almost as if they were just squiggles...
Edit:Thanks for all the likes!
7:30 aND tHe bABy CAme WITh A tOWel
I saw a video the other day where Lauren is teaching children and she says “nobody gets pregnant” little did she know. She was a couple weeks pregnant at the time
Lauren: Bobby we need an axe!
Bobby: WHY?!?!
Lauren: I'M PREGANTE!
Prgente*
Ah yes, we know know what the true gender of Lauren’s baby will be: *avocado*
No it will be bread
What the true gender of Laurens baby will be: avocado 🥑
No it will be bread
I missed this series so much!
My fav series yassss
She is so brave. Even tho she just had COVID, she still makes videos and joke around. LIKE IS YOUR A SUPER DUPER FAN OF LAUREN
When you realise what they did to get a baby: 👀
That's how babys work
Oh wait....👀
👁👄👁
13:28
Anybody gonna point out the fact that the human baby is literally naked?
Lauren “Avocado couple” Gloom “Yaaaaaa “ me”Oh no avocado couple- “
Lauren: “Yeah I think I’ve only ironed two things in my life”
Me: Oh yeah one of them was bread XD
4 minutes ago and already 7dislikes, wow even haters have notifications on
Ikr
Periodt
Lauren: That’s why I’m gonna start a fire
Lauren’s toaster: Well, well, well… we’ll see about that
Lauren: * Announces she’s pregnant *
Everybody who comments on her videos: *I gotta make this comment related to Lauren and her child*
*every laurenzside commenter has left the chat*
One day her kid is going to look back and see the great things she did
Lauren: I wanted to learn more about babies!
Avocado Couple: =>
why do I feel like Kassie would be the more motherly one
probably because of Kartha's kids cooking videos
8:45 no THREE THINGS! You ironed a grilled cheese sandwich one time, REMEMBER?
Hello early
@@isabelltaylor7922 hello!
13:23 WHY THE HECK IS THAT GUY TAKING HIS BABY OUTSIDE NAKED???
I love how the baby just jumped out and broke they're car window :>
Sarcasticness
Who else misses Gloom 😢😢
👇👇👇
This is how many people missed Lauren
I
I
I
I
V
“Come in it’s day time let’s go!”
-Kassie 2021
Its kassie not cassie
@@dianaagudelo100 lmao sorry it probably auto corrected, thanks for telling me though!
"" Whoever is reading this, God bless you and your family💞"
SAME TO YOU!💕
God bless you too💞💕.
14:48 Lauren and Gloom: "Joker"
Me: "JEFF!!"
Lauren: I only ironed two things in my life.
Me: having flashbacks to the time she ironed bread.😂
We’re back at this again. This went great the other times, so I’m sure It’ll go just as great this time.
NO! NOT MORE "ANIMATED BEAUTY STANDARDS!" oops, i mean avocado couple
Aww I love this channel
Boomers: how many months are you?
Me: it doesn’t matter ok?