Gandalf Roasts Baby Saruman

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

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  • @CecilJacobs77
    @CecilJacobs77 10 дней назад +56

    That gasp from Thorin to “we can’t hear the mountains anymore”. Subtly funniest part of whole video

  • @abduljabars
    @abduljabars 10 дней назад +30

    Next time you have a panic attack, just take a shower in the dark yelling "back you devils!"

  • @neverlistentome
    @neverlistentome 10 дней назад +48

    "well, one _might_ have been able to simply walk into Mordor..." 😂

  • @TasMan14PL
    @TasMan14PL 10 дней назад +253

    "Saruman Kinder-Bueno?"
    made me chuckle

    • @S4MMY2809
      @S4MMY2809 10 дней назад +2

      I am laughing a lot at that joke...

    • @tubey84
      @tubey84 10 дней назад +5

      A magical line - highlight of the whole vid.

    • @Rekaert
      @Rekaert 10 дней назад +3

      That one required clean up. Drinking at the wrong time.

    • @thrrax
      @thrrax 9 дней назад

      Yeah, me too, for a whole two minutes or so.

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 7 дней назад

      Technically, these spots are better than ever.
      .... I just wish they had material to work with that wasn't so damned boring.

  • @Slippery_Owl
    @Slippery_Owl 9 дней назад +31

    'I'm going to enslave hundreds of thousands of orcs! . . .then they'll have to be my friends.' Lmao.

  • @blarni9034
    @blarni9034 10 дней назад +166

    I'll never get enough of this Sean Bean impression-even though Bean tried to do a Southern posh accent for this role, I think this rendition of his true voice is all we ever heard.

    • @JohnDoe-vm5rb
      @JohnDoe-vm5rb 10 дней назад +3

      He did? I neither noticed nor cared tbh

    • @paulaatkins4955
      @paulaatkins4955 10 дней назад +4

      I learn more from watching these videos than from watching the mostly boring show!

    • @fundorgon
      @fundorgon 10 дней назад +2

      He's so northern and scared.

    • @SadPeterPan1977
      @SadPeterPan1977 10 дней назад +4

      You can't say it's his true voice unless every other word is 'bastard'.

    • @alundavies1016
      @alundavies1016 10 дней назад +1

      Southern, Yorkshire, possibly!

  • @Generalkux
    @Generalkux 10 дней назад +66

    The way you stutter your breath as Boromir is spot on!

  • @CharlieWhite101
    @CharlieWhite101 10 дней назад +69

    I fucking love boromir in these

    • @typerexc
      @typerexc 5 дней назад +1

      Wholehearted yes from me, too.

  • @raconteurgirl1502
    @raconteurgirl1502 10 дней назад +45

    "She shaves with sea shells by the sea shore" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Love it.

    • @harrykendall210
      @harrykendall210 10 дней назад +1

      I immediately searched for this comment upon hearing it 😂😂😂😂

  • @yulaswift2439
    @yulaswift2439 10 дней назад +309

    Charlie watches, so we don’t have to….. you’re a hero dude! 🎖️

    • @loreidcomics4545
      @loreidcomics4545 10 дней назад +14

      You should also leave the witty banter to professionals too

    • @ecksearoh6283
      @ecksearoh6283 10 дней назад +17

      No, he's watching AND I am watching. But I actually enjoy it.

    • @justinwebb9848
      @justinwebb9848 10 дней назад +10

      I think this show is not bad, it's not as good as the movies but overall its good

    • @alexanderharris5022
      @alexanderharris5022 10 дней назад

      @@justinwebb9848TBH, I really had little faith after season 1, but season 2 has really been good so far.

    • @stevenblankenship9814
      @stevenblankenship9814 10 дней назад +4

      If you haven't watched the show but have Amazon prime I do encourage you to give it a shot. It does have its problems but if you like fantasy shows and don't compare it to the actual lore and even then it's closer than people give it credit for. The time crunch and rings out of order really stick out but it's a beautiful show and in my opinion interesting. Seriously give it a try if you have prime 💯

  • @S1ipperyJim
    @S1ipperyJim 9 дней назад +14

    You know Charlies committed when hes knitted half a scarf just as a bit for his latest video😂

    • @MaggieLizz
      @MaggieLizz 6 дней назад

      It's not really knitting...what are you doing Gandalf (Charlie)?

  • @b.-r-Y__
    @b.-r-Y__ 10 дней назад +95

    "U went to war with sauron over fish finger's "😂😂😂😂😂a just burst out laughing 😂😂

    • @ninja-mouse
      @ninja-mouse 3 дня назад

      Other kingdoms have already gone to battle for fish.

  • @Immortal-Headcase
    @Immortal-Headcase 10 дней назад +104

    That wizard is probably the Witch King because Saruman was a good guy until the Palantir corrupted him later on. Then again, when did Amazon ever care about canon.

    • @stevengagnon5661
      @stevengagnon5661 10 дней назад +7

      Saruman was always jealous of Gandalf and wanted power above all things--if it was for good, so be it. That's why he was so drawn to the One Ring.

    • @Immortal-Headcase
      @Immortal-Headcase 10 дней назад +13

      ​@@stevengagnon5661So he liked power, that doesn't make him evil it just makes him weak, which is why he fell.

    • @austincalhoun1752
      @austincalhoun1752 10 дней назад +1

      Good theory

    • @TETASARAIVACS
      @TETASARAIVACS 10 дней назад +10

      The Witch King was a Man. Is that “wizard” a Man?
      I think Baby-Saruman and Not-Gandalf are the Blues.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 9 дней назад +5

      Blue wizards headed east, one created a magic cult.

  • @445588997
    @445588997 10 дней назад +69

    15:28 Knowing Galadriel is the mother-in-law of Elrond, this gives the vibe of "I can't fxxk you so I'm going for your daughter".

    • @jebVlogs556
      @jebVlogs556 10 дней назад +2

      Lol 👶🏼Baby Lord Elrond is the best 🤍💜💛 hehehe 🤣🤟🏼 0:28

    • @ciweoh
      @ciweoh 5 дней назад +1

      could you explain this to me please?😅 i mean like the whole family relationship between them. that woul be really kind of you.

    • @MichaelClark2-c4m
      @MichaelClark2-c4m 4 дня назад +2

      @@ciweohElrond marries Galadriel’s daughter

    • @ciweoh
      @ciweoh 4 дня назад

      @@MichaelClark2-c4m thank you. I think I also just misunderstood the sentence from the beginning, but I get it now

  • @Zoruagalaxy
    @Zoruagalaxy 10 дней назад +34

    6:04 "Saruman the ... Kinder bueno?" 😆

  • @martymar8993
    @martymar8993 10 дней назад +76

    Amazon spent a billion dollars just so Charlie/Yootube could have a plethora of content to skewer. Silver lining to this massive fart cloud.

  • @newtpondskipper
    @newtpondskipper 10 дней назад +14

    I've tried to be nice but I'm done. Your acting is great and the dialog and pacing are excellent. You add more depth to your characters in a parody than this entire show can WITH MILLIONS INVESTED! The fact that you can mske me forget the low end costumes speaks volumes. They have practically unlimited money and the actors look like they are actors playing dress up! Highest praise to you and nothing but contempt for the amazon show.

  • @UlfderGrosse
    @UlfderGrosse 10 дней назад +73

    I am not even watching the real show anymore, this gives me everything I need to know

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 10 дней назад +11

      What real show?

    • @dakscar
      @dakscar 10 дней назад

      Same

    • @dakscar
      @dakscar 10 дней назад

      Same

    • @dakscar
      @dakscar 10 дней назад

      Same

    • @DCunn_82
      @DCunn_82 8 дней назад

      Yup. Turned S2 off after 40 mins, it was dreadful.

  • @oskariratinen1213
    @oskariratinen1213 10 дней назад +67

    I'm so happy Rings of Power exists. We wouldn't have all these glorious channels shitting on it if it didn't.

    • @isaiahwynn-b8h
      @isaiahwynn-b8h 9 дней назад +2

      these glorious channels don't even know what's Tolkien themselves they are going after rings of power for showing orc women and babies when Tolkien himself said there is you guys are a bunch of overdramatic drama queen who thinks they are standing up for Tolkien legacy but are only following the movies versions because chapter one of lord of the rings was boring that is what you guys are its the truth if you are the so-called expert fans who know everything in movies is just as un cannon as the show does. so, no, it's not shitty show because you see black dwarves' or elves or the correct version of the orcs, i bet you would disagree if i told you game of thrones season 6 and 7 was shitty every episode and that battle of the Basterds is one of the poorest and scrappiest battles written rings of power had better writing even house of the dragon season 2 was just boring and bad writing

    • @MisterDougal
      @MisterDougal 8 дней назад +4

      @@isaiahwynn-b8h what’s your point? The show is still a bucket of shit 😂

    • @oskariratinen1213
      @oskariratinen1213 8 дней назад

      @@isaiahwynn-b8h what the fuck are you on about? Orc women and orc children existing does not mean that orcs live in monogamous family units. Orcs are twisted, corrupted creatures bred for one purpose and one purpose only: waging war. They are controlled directly through fear and terror their master invokes in them. Not exactly the most plausible background for a social structure of the traditional nuclear family, eh?
      I was nine years old when I first read Lord of the Rings. That is more than three decades ago. I've read it at least ten times since then. I've read the Silmarillion at least five times. I've read The Hobbit a few times. I've read the Story of the Children of Hurin. I've read the Book of Unfinished Tales. I've read the Tolkien biography. So what was that again about me only knowing the movies?
      Also, what the hell are you ranting about Game of Thrones and assuming I think seasons 6 or 7 are good? The first four seasons were stellar, S5 was ok, S6 so-so, S7 bad and S8 absolutely fucking abysmal. Rings of Power was abysmal from the get go and it's not getting better. If you like it, good for you. Go watch it and enjoy it and think you are the authority on Tolkien, have a blast. I really couldn't care less if some bozo actually likes this show. You don't have to be here among people who think it is shit you know? I don't watch channels that pretend to like it either.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@isaiahwynn-b8hEveryone thinks GOT seasons 6 and 7 are shit, and everyone thinks rings of power is awful. At least anyone who's watched a second of it.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 8 дней назад

      ​@@isaiahwynn-b8hOh, and only a fraction of Tolkien fans liked the Peter Jackson films. At least half hated those movies. Then you have Rankin Bass and Ralph Bakshi fans, who don't care about the books, even.

  • @groundzyro1
    @groundzyro1 10 дней назад +20

    One does not simply watch the Rings of Power without casting it into the fires of Mount Doom

  • @kraxonkooper
    @kraxonkooper 9 дней назад +6

    The Doctor who reference is greatly appreciated

  • @Loreweavver
    @Loreweavver 10 дней назад +30

    You're doing an excellent job using Borimir to represent the thoughts of the Everyman.

    • @trollfearce29
      @trollfearce29 10 дней назад +2

      I feel like Borimir fr

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 10 дней назад +2

      Faramir was kind of an Everyman, in a way. In the Peter Jackson films, I could relate to him looking back in hindsight.

    • @trollfearce29
      @trollfearce29 10 дней назад +3

      @@chasehedges6775 Faramir was a gangster

    • @twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676
      @twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676 4 дня назад

      Aragorn was also everyman

  • @doughenry7287
    @doughenry7287 10 дней назад +5

    This is so much better than the actual show...

  • @JustAGuyWhoLikesStuff.
    @JustAGuyWhoLikesStuff. 10 дней назад +79

    17:32 Gondor is most certainly not landlocked, Boromir. Did Gandalf hit you over the head off-camera or something? Blink twice if you're being abused.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 10 дней назад +8

      It's practically all coast or navigable river valley.

    • @jerbganderwood8433
      @jerbganderwood8433 10 дней назад +3

      Well, if you base your idea of Gondor on just the movies, then Gondor is just 1 square mile encompassing Minis Tirith.
      Oh, and the caves of henneth annun. So add another couple hundred square feet.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 10 дней назад +3

      ​@@jerbganderwood8433
      Anorien is quite inland too.
      Maybe Boromir was thinking of that part.

    • @jakub572
      @jakub572 10 дней назад +4

      i guess if you think about the main part of gondor, where the captial is - then he correct - a lot of the other parts of gondor is owed by its vassals like the principility of dol amorth or however you write irt

    • @Wintermute909
      @Wintermute909 10 дней назад +4

      He's only talking about the posh parts of Gondor, which tbf, he probably spent most of his time in.

  • @DanceySteveYNWA
    @DanceySteveYNWA 10 дней назад +4

    Amazon are repurposing more lines from Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings than Charlie does in his impressions.

    • @danielbright2916
      @danielbright2916 8 дней назад +3

      If season 3 starts with Elrond and Celebrimbor looking into a palantir into the past, legs up on a sofa, sipping mulled first age wine out of mugs then we know Charlie's been written in

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 10 дней назад +27

    If Sauron was around today he'd be shilling Crypto scams and HODL.
    I don't actually know what "HODL" means but i know what it signifies: not power of the scam, but power over scams.
    "The Blockchain is always right"

    • @PhillyB322
      @PhillyB322 10 дней назад +1

      i think HODL is how Apes say HOLD? I dont know, obligatory Bruce Lee with diamonds for fists

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 10 дней назад

      @@PhillyB322 i looked it up
      Hold On for Dear Life. Silly, sad, lame apes.
      It just means buy and hold indefinitely. Silly, sad, lame apes.

  • @samuelh5567
    @samuelh5567 10 дней назад +15

    Elronds a baby again.😂
    15:26 and DAMN ELROND, CALM DOWN!!!!

  • @Reelglad
    @Reelglad 10 дней назад +5

    You've outdone yourself with this one Charlie... I was cracking up the whole time! Well done

  • @omniverideus
    @omniverideus 10 дней назад +10

    Not Saruman, that is Khamûl. Saruman has a different staff, voice, demeanour, etc.

  • @CharlieHopkinson
    @CharlieHopkinson  10 дней назад +9

    Alright then, thoughts?
    Get 25% off at Gentlebands with the code 'charlie25' here: bit.ly/3VkmIFW
    Lothlorien now on patreon: www.patreon.com/CharlieHopkinson
    Fellowship of the Ring Reactions so far: ruclips.net/p/PLyJrI7fwl_bPk0Mof_8X7yebsI6MgmVx8&si=lGFTapgf7nvehecY

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 10 дней назад +2

      Love your content

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 10 дней назад +1

      You make your own friends! That's so cool. Like being a minor deity.
      I have to watch mine on the telly
      :(

    • @fosterzumwalt745
      @fosterzumwalt745 10 дней назад +1

      This is great stuff! Big fan of deepfake tech and LOTR :) Please do lots of research for episode 4, so that you can point out all of the historical and cultural inaccuracies and absolute codswallop that it features! A feast of jokes!

  • @tjcrowley
    @tjcrowley 8 дней назад +3

    "Are you Sauroning us?"

  • @andreasgottlieb2758
    @andreasgottlieb2758 7 дней назад +3

    "I get triggerd by the sight of hobbits fu**ing up near wells in a way that alerts the enemy to their position" 😂😂😂

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 10 дней назад +60

    Rings Of Power is one of the shows ever.

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 10 дней назад +6

      Followed by acolyte being one of the shows ever as well 😂😂😂

    • @wolfen8622
      @wolfen8622 10 дней назад +8

      …And both of those shows are definitely shows

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 10 дней назад +3

      @@yourvenparianen5390 THE POWER OF MANY 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 10 дней назад +2

      @@wolfen8622 They exist for our bafflement/amusement.

    • @arthurreede4478
      @arthurreede4478 10 дней назад +2

      @@yourvenparianen5390 For how bad this is you can't even compare it to the shite of the Acolyte. That was so bad it started to become an actual comedy. Even if you really really tried you would be unable to take it seriously

  • @Trehlas
    @Trehlas 10 дней назад +12

    Gandalf The Hobbit-herder is a great title.

  • @tomaszrychlewski4574
    @tomaszrychlewski4574 9 дней назад +3

    Feminem is tom bombadil's wife Goldberry calling it now

  • @YancyEvans
    @YancyEvans 10 дней назад +37

    Get off your high Shadowfax! You’re killing me Boromir.

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 9 дней назад +3

    “I am...BENATAR. Hit me with your best shot!”

  • @Loreweavver
    @Loreweavver 10 дней назад +14

    Also, it's hilarious the way elrond talks about Galadriel as she is his mother in law iirc.

    • @marda0maranwe
      @marda0maranwe День назад

      Well, she is. She is also 1854 years his senior and a cousin of his grandfather. But in the show, she behaves like a ...well he said it at around 15:28 mark

    • @Loreweavver
      @Loreweavver День назад

      @@marda0maranwe oh, I know. I meant it's even funnier because she is.

  • @typerexc
    @typerexc 5 дней назад +1

    Boromir absolutely SLAYS me. The angsty, demi-wise almost-prince scenes we were robbed of...they're all here. Charlie, you Rock.

  • @thesephisloth1886
    @thesephisloth1886 10 дней назад +65

    Poor Gandalf had to watch it

  • @YerDa67
    @YerDa67 10 дней назад +24

    These are so good 😂 Young Elrond chilling under his wee blanket.
    RoP, however, is absolutely dreadful.

  • @silber724
    @silber724 10 дней назад +4

    This is the only way I can handle the Rings of Power. Thank you, Charlie.

  • @michaeldriggers7681
    @michaeldriggers7681 9 дней назад +2

    The dog part is funny, because Huan, the hound of Valinor, was a talking dog who could influence an Elven king

  • @KeybladeWielderXV
    @KeybladeWielderXV 10 дней назад +5

    8:25 nearly split my sides from laughing so hard. Just hearing "But fucking Doderic?" from Gandalf :D

  • @Geminias
    @Geminias 9 дней назад +2

    I like that Gandalf is sitting there with the book as he tries to figure out who each character is

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh 8 дней назад +1

    The sponsor is such a great pairing! Well done!

  • @bluemassgamer17
    @bluemassgamer17 10 дней назад +4

    9:58 gandalf" it was, maybe wasn't, but might be, but also might not be me. Lmao

  • @plmng7294
    @plmng7294 10 дней назад +2

    I love how Boromir is always on the verge of an anxiety attack every time he speaks xD

  • @armandowillem
    @armandowillem 10 дней назад +3

    When the dwarf lady hunched over and said "BRACE!" I immediately thought she was gonna fart. Nikocado Avocado style.

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 7 дней назад +2

    Gandalf's pure disdain by his potential names is hilarious.

  • @NickLaslett
    @NickLaslett 10 дней назад +3

    Another cracking episode, loved the bit with the fish.

  • @cpt.walker6273
    @cpt.walker6273 10 дней назад +4

    I'm with Gandalf as to the identity of the spooky wizard dude that looks like Saruman. Team Blue Wizard.

  • @tryggestad
    @tryggestad 10 дней назад +2

    Honestly, the commercial for the ring company may be the best part of this video. "Are you trying to Sauron us?"

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 10 дней назад +2

    Boromir saying "... I'm a jock!" was so funny 😂

  • @shetlandapache949
    @shetlandapache949 10 дней назад +10

    "This does not reflect the views of goo puddle" well then i dont want to watch

  • @gang-ridertv5433
    @gang-ridertv5433 9 дней назад +2

    Very clever mr Hopkinsin.

  • @haydenlangton9557
    @haydenlangton9557 10 дней назад +3

    Love it when boromir starts kicking off, kills me every time 🤣🤣

  • @visuallanguage
    @visuallanguage 6 дней назад +2

    'she shaves with seashells by the sea shore' 🔥

  • @BaronVonHardcharger
    @BaronVonHardcharger 10 дней назад +6

    Saw the Forbes article this morning! Well earned, you big faker! LOL Honestly, great work!

  • @hobomaster6237
    @hobomaster6237 9 дней назад +2

    OMG The Gandalf Voice is FANTASTIC , GREAT vid , need more plzzz DDDD

  • @Cathode_Raymond
    @Cathode_Raymond 10 дней назад +4

    "Fu** off, Lord Elrond." 😂🤣💀

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry 10 дней назад +31

    Perfect for those 5am mornings on the loo.

    • @LeChaunce
      @LeChaunce 10 дней назад +3

      Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without 5am.

    • @bawsack69
      @bawsack69 10 дней назад

      Reading is better for productive movements

  • @TETASARAIVACS
    @TETASARAIVACS 10 дней назад +2

    I’m starting to think that Baby-Saruman and Not-Gandalf will end up being the two blue Wizards. After all, they went to the East. What does Gandalf, Boromir and Baby Elrond think about this? 😅

  • @mermadone6465
    @mermadone6465 10 дней назад +3

    More Boromir please! This was one of your best videos.

  • @nickcurrant2254
    @nickcurrant2254 10 дней назад +1

    Baby Elrond just gets me every time. Haha

  • @lathron4393
    @lathron4393 10 дней назад +1

    Im sick and Boromir made me laugh so much it hurt every time but worth all the pain xD
    Thank you for this quality content you get out of this weird series.

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 10 дней назад +9

    Got to love Elrond's little nod at the end. "Now kiss my feet!" Lmao!!!

    • @CharlieHopkinson
      @CharlieHopkinson  10 дней назад

      Thanks!

    • @iddeegee
      @iddeegee 9 дней назад

      @@CharlieHopkinson Now kiss my half-foots :) (he is baby-Elrond now)

  • @atanvarno732
    @atanvarno732 10 дней назад +2

    A ring ad on thos is hilarious

  • @jomamasophat8973
    @jomamasophat8973 10 дней назад +4

    This is so much better than the actual show 😂

  • @hughupton875
    @hughupton875 10 дней назад +2

    I don't know why star wars gets more views than these chads

  • @nathancombs4079
    @nathancombs4079 10 дней назад +5

    Saruman in PJ's is just hilarious!

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 10 дней назад +2

    Truly glorious

  • @JohnMelon-qg9tj
    @JohnMelon-qg9tj 10 дней назад +2

    I've never watched any of the LOTR or anything related, but Boromir in this sketch is amazing!

  • @skeithaeonporium8059
    @skeithaeonporium8059 10 дней назад +1

    I love what Elrond stated when Gandalf was discussing what to do when you have anxiety. So funny!

  • @RebelS_tv
    @RebelS_tv 10 дней назад +3

    That ending was worth the full watch😂

  • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
    @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 10 дней назад +4

    That gentle beard ad. Perfection.

  • @TheMultilover123
    @TheMultilover123 10 дней назад +2

    How is this show better than both seasons 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bridgetofold5645
    @bridgetofold5645 10 дней назад +1

    Thank you. I haven't watched the episodes yet but now I know what's coming. Good to see the gang. 😂

  • @Spacehog1981
    @Spacehog1981 10 дней назад +2

    I feel like starting this Rings of Power series on my TV and then leaving the house so that Amazon continues the series. All I really want is your take on it! But that won't happen if they cancel it!

    • @danielbright2916
      @danielbright2916 8 дней назад

      Wait until the final episode airs so you can get the free subscription to have it running all in one go

  • @HNCS2006
    @HNCS2006 6 дней назад +1

    Thank you Charlie. Laughed out loud so many times.
    Boromir under the cloak hahaha

  • @Spoeism
    @Spoeism 10 дней назад +2

    Now I need a Rabid Deer t-shirt with the text
    "I'm making 'em!"
    Make it so #1

  • @midsummersunset935
    @midsummersunset935 9 дней назад +2

    Possibly the best video yet.

  • @GreatGreebo
    @GreatGreebo 10 дней назад +6

    Boromir: “I could have told them that and I’m an idiot”
    *I 👏 Am 👏 Dead 👏*

  • @robotactics6635
    @robotactics6635 10 дней назад +3

    OMG, the fish bit was killing me. hahahahaha!

  • @FD-io4pk
    @FD-io4pk 10 дней назад +2

    Boromir kills it in this one, you go my man !

  • @Kabacisdead
    @Kabacisdead 8 дней назад

    *Bottle falls
    Elrond: "Oh man, wine! First age that bottle!"
    Gendalf: "Probably corked."
    Beautiful.

  • @RamblingZhen
    @RamblingZhen 10 дней назад +4

    So Boromir doesn't know that Gondor isn't landlocked haha? It is a spoof, and I love watching this, but come on. I mean, Gondor being close to the ocean isn't just a small plot point either. The fear of Black Sails\Corsair ships helps drive Denethor crazy, Aragorn arrives back in Gondor by boat, the best kings of Gondor were called the Sea Kings, Saruman justifies the Ring being gone by saying it was eventually swept out to the ocean down the river Anduin from where Isildur died. This same river flows over the falls and goes near by Minas Tirith and directly through the old capital of Osgiliath... the city Boromir temporarily retook before heading off to Elrond's council, Isildur and his brother arrive in Gondor by boat etc.

  • @TonklinFallen
    @TonklinFallen 10 дней назад +3

    Wait a second. If Sauron taught alloys to the races of middle earth, that would imply that all of the oldest and.moat powerful magical weapons, armor, shields etc. from the Elven Empire are made of iron, not steel.

  • @carlstanford7607
    @carlstanford7607 10 дней назад +2

    Brilliant stuff. Every line a winner. 😂

  • @BubbaKush888
    @BubbaKush888 10 дней назад +3

    The Lord of the Fish Fingers 😮

  • @Llyrdriel
    @Llyrdriel 10 дней назад +2

    Thank you for another brilliant, hilarious video! It helps ease the pain of Amazon desecrating Tolkien’s work.

  • @nathanvandereecken3882
    @nathanvandereecken3882 10 дней назад +1

    I would have followed you to the ends of the Earth, my Saruman the Kinder Bueno.

  • @standandelivery
    @standandelivery 9 часов назад

    To be fair, worm-tongue probably had seen gandalf wallop someone with his large stick and saw it as a weapon.

  • @Mikey-lh7er
    @Mikey-lh7er 9 дней назад +1

    Hey first time viewer, binged like 12 videos in a day. Just wanted to say your Boromir sounds exactly like John Snow 😂 Boromir is spot on but a bit deeper, regardless I've really enjoyed watching your content. THANKS!!😋

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 10 дней назад +42

    Tolkien has been unburdened by what has been with this show…

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 10 дней назад +5

      And his grandson has ruined it. Ironic

    • @Kuchhh
      @Kuchhh 10 дней назад +5

      He’s rolling in his grave 😅

    • @blacksheep9505
      @blacksheep9505 9 дней назад +3

      Tolkien built a universe with a limitless supply of stories to be told and this is what they give us. Makes me sad and apathetic. At least I get enjoyment out of the RUclipsrs roasting it.

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 9 дней назад +4

      The Kamala of tv shows.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 9 дней назад +1

      @@blacksheep9505 💯💯Sooooo true. What a way to disrespect a legend

  • @TheMaxx009900
    @TheMaxx009900 10 дней назад +2

    Saruman the beige

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 9 дней назад +1

    In LOTR Fredegar is a hobbit and in The Hobbit Nori is a dwarf. Did the hacks who shat this screenplay out just thumb through the books and pick up a name?

  • @thebrowneyesofmandalore
    @thebrowneyesofmandalore 10 дней назад +2

    The rings in your ad look better than the rings the show itself

  • @unrealuknow864
    @unrealuknow864 10 дней назад +10

    "That was one school assembly..." 😂😂😂😂

    • @Thugmun1
      @Thugmun1 10 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mcshow8121
      @mcshow8121 10 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DorianGrey11
    @DorianGrey11 5 дней назад

    “If humility was an Olympic sport I’d be like that Turkish guy” 😂