Modern Joe audience are going to hate the part where Evangelical Christians are being paid by the Oil company to lure tribes ppl away from their villages so they can steal their land.
I heard the last episode and he was too much of the "stereotypical ignorant (to the rest of the world) American". No offense! Of course it's a good thing that he's curious and in fact isn't ignorant at all! And going to the jungle is not a nice vacation. But still... didn't he read any books before? It's like he didn't know a single thing before taking his first trip. To exaggerate a little: It came across as he was surprised the people didn't speak English. He reported like a little child going to Disney World. I liked what I saw here. I'll give him another shot. Well, let's see how it went this time. Oh! What's his background again? How did he get Joe's attention first and is he just doing private trips, or podcasting about it? I'd thank you for an answer but I guess I'm gonna listen to it too.
My husband was asked to work in oil field in Amazon forest. Telling him they will pay him up to 15,000 month for 6 months. Telling him he would live on sites after laying down all the good stuff and money and blah blah first class there and back. They said oh and you will have paid military contractors. You don’t have to worry about paying for them. They will keep you safe and help you navigate the rainforest. They told him to watch out for tribes that have guns, and tribes with bows and arrows and darts. Before he agreed he googled about it and said absolutely not. It’s dangerous and he thought it was fucked up how oil and gas companies were treating the tribes out there
My pops makes 220k a year , working 6 months a year in Saudi Arabia oil fields. That sounds like an extremely poor offer for what they wanted your husband to do
Yeah, what they do to them is wrong, but your whole "living in harmony" hippie thing isn't correct either... Has you heard, even taking a crap is a struggle.
@@justflowin2708literally those same north and south Americans had been killing and enslaving peoples for hundreds of years that's the way of the world the strong take from the weak
I've got some Amazon Prime stories. Fckers can never seem to find my house. I put it in the notes... my ADDRESS is on one street, my DRIVEWAY is on the intersecting street, but do they ever READ the notes? No. They just drop all my packages off with the Mexican across the street who steals them. Can I be on Joe Rogan now please?
@@l_Pleiades_l Medicine sure, but to adapt without knowing the language, unexpectedly; And to top it off, you now have to learn how consumerism and society works when you've never heard of it before? It's called culture shock. Change your mindset, you're an ass for saying this.
@@voxii_13 Within 1 generation every single one of them would be 100% adjusted. These people arent dumb, they arent incapable of learning. This condescending tone you give uncontacted people is disgusting.
@@kylerBD condescending tone I give uncontacted people ? I think you need your eyes checked. I was sticking up FOR them. The amount of low IQ in YT comments these days is baffling. I never claimed them to be dumb OR incapable of learning, it would be difficult for anyone to have to do so suddenly. But, you're okay with making an entire generation move from their home and force them to adapt to society for what? Trees and oil? You're okay with THAT?! You're the problem.
See, this guy telling a short story had more effect on ppl than any soup-covered painting or protest in the middle of a busy road. I don’t see oil going anywhere, but it’s a heartfelt message. This being a nuisance, and then requesting an audience is the worst approach
The fact you're talking about soup covered art and blocking traffic protests, indicates it working, to me. For the record throwing soup on art, pissed me off more than making me want to support the cause, which I agree with, and if your lying in front of cars, and people are wanting to drive over you, lesson is don't lie in the street. We don't need oil for vehicles. My 2 cents. Peace
@cod16p I'm a 50 year old guy. I saw a car being run on canola oil in 1992. We don't need the oil that destroys the atmosphere. You continue to be a slave the oil baron oligarchs, they love suckers like yourself
The reason they tie their ding-dongs UP is a sign of respect to their women. You know..."My weenur always stands straight up for you" kinda thing. FACT'ed ✅
Nope far right bigots if they do not want to change their culture to appease the invaders , that is what we are told here in Europe. They are literally nazis.
send a canoe with bananas and a picture of people shaking hands, or hugging, or something that shows friendship. we sent fucking records into space but we cant figure this out?
So you think destroying the Earth is what we need to figure out? As if they are in the wrong and we are in the right? Your fucked in the head cunt. Can't wait for the government or banks to take your house. You might only realise then
this is CLASSIC JRE stuff. Reminds me of the first time Shane Smith came on the podcast and was talking about sneaking into North Korea. Ya know, the good stuff
Paul "Uncontacted tribes being displaced is just the tip of the spear" Joe "Have you seen an orangutan fishing with a spear?" Paul "What? No. I just meant......" Joe "Jamie, pull up the spearfishing orangutan for Paul please."
What's so insane is the last time this guy was here the uncontacted tribes were still 'uncontacted' and now a year and a half later were seeing the very last of these people. Crazy
The Matrix is glitching for me 😂 literally EVERY time I watch the movie "Jungle" (with Dan Radcliffe) Rogan has this guy on the very next day...talking about Jungle Life. The irony is immense
Something is outrageously evil about how we cut down old Forest when we could use bamboo and hemp. All trees are sacred they are linked to the spirits.
That's what they were counting on .... "Our ancestors did this you can't blame us" they once scolded. Now they witness in real time, they now shout "progress"..... coldblooded.
@@arcguardian What do you think happened to like 90% of native americans after the arrival of Europeans? Europeans have had domesticated animals and cities for a long time, from all over the world. Thats how bad diseases start up. Transfer from animals
Yeah 😂 wondering if someone is going to tell Joe how mormon missions work. First, never sending those young people to uncontacted tribes 😅 Second, definitely don't need outside funding.
@PASQUALE-j7w you can't call someone weak or strong with an uneven playing field. The indigenous people were lied and lead astray. Imperialism and colonialism are a plague who knows what truths were lost for so called progression
@arcguardian it's sad u think that imperalism is a natural born right. These aborniginal people been living life and proposed in their own niche now thanks to imperalism their way of life has been driven out to near extinction. These people were not conquered they were literally brought to the modern world and left in it what's honorable about that? What part of human nature is that other than imperalism? And to make this statement on indigenous people day is wicked
This is exactly what happened to my people indigenous people and proud people. History will always repeat itself. Just leave them alone please let them live
These are the guests we want. The ones that make us aware of crazy sh*t we had no idea about.
Modern Joe audience are going to hate the part where Evangelical Christians are being paid by the Oil company to lure tribes ppl away from their villages so they can steal their land.
I agree this guy is ridiculously interesting .
It’s not for you.
He lies a lot though. Especially in the first video. He plays on emotion
@@ladsd679 What exactly did he lie about?
Imagine taking an uncontacted tribesman to Friday night Smackdown
Didn’t the make a ufc type show where they took fighters to fight tribes people and the ufc fighters lost
@@Farfetch_they have chimpanzee strength
@@danfontaine8179 I remember them MF even had pot belly and still won
😂😂😂@@Farfetch_
Lmfao frenzy!! I'd pay for that🤣🤣🤣
Ohhh I loved the previous episode of this guy. I can listen to those amazone stories all day. Gonna listen the full upside immediately
he's funny too. lol "they just go in bible up"
I just finished his book like last week, totally worth it
Which shows he’s making most of it up as he goes along 😂😂
I just got his book on audible
The one with lex Friedman in the Amazon is dope
Too 😊
Paul has quickly become one of my top favorite guests if all time. Absolutely fascinating stuff
I heard the last episode and he was too much of the "stereotypical ignorant (to the rest of the world) American". No offense!
Of course it's a good thing that he's curious and in fact isn't ignorant at all!
And going to the jungle is not a nice vacation.
But still... didn't he read any books before? It's like he didn't know a single thing before taking his first trip. To exaggerate a little: It came across as he was surprised the people didn't speak English. He reported like a little child going to Disney World.
I liked what I saw here. I'll give him another shot.
Well, let's see how it went this time.
Oh! What's his background again? How did he get Joe's attention first and is he just doing private trips, or podcasting about it?
I'd thank you for an answer but I guess I'm gonna listen to it too.
If i ever get zoinked in the eyeball by a poop-picker I'm O-U-T OUT.
Bro knows the cost for prostitution in the Amazon lmao
Bro was gettin Amazon pussy
Lol there driving out there and one of his companions probably like why u got that bundle of wood Paul?
🪵
Yeah I don't have enough board feet to pay😂
I mean if youre gonna get diseases in the Amazon might as well get em the fun way
If society completely collapses from some catastrophic event, those uncontacted tribes may be the only humans to survive
Bet none of them got Covid antibodies
@@runthenumbers9698 Neither do you. It's a virus, virus mutate. So any antibodies you had are for an old strain, so virtually useless.
yes i'm sure they can make a geiger counter from sticks so they can avoid the radiation
@@luxie8097why do you thinks societal collapse has to be a nuke? lol some of you are so short sighted
What about the dispersed radioactive compounds from a catastrophic fallout, so many nightmarish implications from that scenario.
The wrong amazon is burning.
never been said truer words my guy
😂😂
What did amazon do to u bro
lol that cat in the PFP
Can the other Amazon get me my goods I worked to purchase in 2 days without leaving the house all the while employing hundreds of thousands of people?
My husband was asked to work in oil field in Amazon forest. Telling him they will pay him up to 15,000 month for 6 months. Telling him he would live on sites after laying down all the good stuff and money and blah blah first class there and back. They said oh and you will have paid military contractors. You don’t have to worry about paying for them. They will keep you safe and help you navigate the rainforest. They told him to watch out for tribes that have guns, and tribes with bows and arrows and darts. Before he agreed he googled about it and said absolutely not. It’s dangerous and he thought it was fucked up how oil and gas companies were treating the tribes out there
Capitalist 🐖
15k a month ?? Its definitely not worth it maybe I would do for 50k
15000 ain't enough they'd have to pay me North of 30 grand a month to get me to go out there
@@eckoscode I almost said 50 grand first but I'm like ah that's a little much
My pops makes 220k a year , working 6 months a year in Saudi Arabia oil fields. That sounds like an extremely poor offer for what they wanted your husband to do
Something is incredibly evil about taking people who are living in harmony with nature and forcing them to be hobos dependent on stupid handouts.
Yeah, what they do to them is wrong, but your whole "living in harmony" hippie thing isn't correct either... Has you heard, even taking a crap is a struggle.
Literally what the pilgrims/Spaniards did to tribes of North/south America
@@RabidDeathCursedthat’s what living in harmony with nature is, struggle
Trying to disconnect them from there homes, easier to take over
@@justflowin2708literally those same north and south Americans had been killing and enslaving peoples for hundreds of years that's the way of the world the strong take from the weak
This guy has some prime Amazon stories.
😂😂
You should hear him on prime day 😂 all jokes aside. This guy is a great sorry teller. You can tell he is well read.
I've got some Amazon Prime stories. Fckers can never seem to find my house. I put it in the notes... my ADDRESS is on one street, my DRIVEWAY is on the intersecting street, but do they ever READ the notes? No. They just drop all my packages off with the Mexican across the street who steals them.
Can I be on Joe Rogan now please?
Nice one, Dad
I was once dated someone who told me that I told worse jokes than her dad. I suspect you may receive similar compliment some day! Good one, LOL 🤣
Didn’t know id need a crash course on how to take a dump in the jungle lmao
I just made the switch from toilet paper to a biday. I'm an institutional man now.
Same here.
@@runthenumbers9698crust free!
This was my takeaway too. Grab a tree and a long stick with leaves because one fart and your asshole is now insect heaven.
Lmao, so true. Just imagine your first 💩. ..
Ya, all y'all need to pay attention. Companies are destroying everything
@ilikemathlikeilike420I think they are classed as companies too…..
Thank you,had no idea. You must be one of the smarter JRE fans
Average Todd IQ
People are. Companies are a symptom of what people want. They won't "destroy" something if there's no profit in it
@@MarcYanruw No person wants their river polluted. Try again.
11:58 Joe's boat impression is on point
Lol
😂😂😂😂
He should do noises like that instead of his little 'stand uo' routine
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g😂
It's 11:58 not 12:01 🤡
This is awful... Greed is destroying this world.
Well… we need it cocksuckaaa
I feel you but it’s been going on for about 150 years at least
Not greed, supply and demand.
The times change, but humans don’t seem to.
Has destroyed....
Imagine metaphorically and literally stepping into the future. I can't imagine the fear those uncontacted people had 😮
Ya its so horrible coming into a world of modern medicine lol get of the horse there quality of life just went up 1000%
@@l_Pleiades_lbro didn’t mention anything about quality of life
More the psychological aspect
@@l_Pleiades_l Medicine sure, but to adapt without knowing the language, unexpectedly; And to top it off, you now have to learn how consumerism and society works when you've never heard of it before? It's called culture shock. Change your mindset, you're an ass for saying this.
@@voxii_13 Within 1 generation every single one of them would be 100% adjusted. These people arent dumb, they arent incapable of learning. This condescending tone you give uncontacted people is disgusting.
@@kylerBD condescending tone I give uncontacted people ? I think you need your eyes checked. I was sticking up FOR them. The amount of low IQ in YT comments these days is baffling.
I never claimed them to be dumb OR incapable of learning, it would be difficult for anyone to have to do so suddenly. But, you're okay with making an entire generation move from their home and force them to adapt to society for what? Trees and oil? You're okay with THAT?! You're the problem.
Oil company missionaries, it’s almost like this has happened before 🤔
Happened in Africa during colonization
You gonna do anything about it? lol shut up
Daniel Day-Lewis comes to mind. "There Will be Blood"
@@xxJacketare you an oil company missionary
The spanish conquistadors with priest
Man these people must be protected and left alone.
No. They need to be brought into the present where they don't need a stick to poop with.
I can listen to Paul for hours and hours. Power to him for his mission and courage. I'm mesmerized .Please come back.
Who else is cracking up at 9:57? And where is Joe's pants???? Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wwttfff, I was just about to comment this, god bless you
Dude we’re on the same wavelength hahahaha
Wearing his Thai shorts
Me that’s crazy I was like no way and I paused right at 9:58 and seen your comment about it
9:29 is my timestamp for Joe without pants 😂
Joe really stared at that man’s junk for way longer than necessary
😂
I fucking knew he was gonna stop there when he heard about guys dick
See, this guy telling a short story had more effect on ppl than any soup-covered painting or protest in the middle of a busy road.
I don’t see oil going anywhere, but it’s a heartfelt message.
This being a nuisance, and then requesting an audience is the worst approach
The fact you're talking about soup covered art and blocking traffic protests, indicates it working, to me. For the record throwing soup on art, pissed me off more than making me want to support the cause, which I agree with, and if your lying in front of cars, and people are wanting to drive over you, lesson is don't lie in the street. We don't need oil for vehicles. My 2 cents. Peace
@@melian9999we don’t need oil for vehicles?😂 tell me you’re a women without telling me you’re a women
@cod16p I'm a 50 year old guy. I saw a car being run on canola oil in 1992. We don't need the oil that destroys the atmosphere. You continue to be a slave the oil baron oligarchs, they love suckers like yourself
Sounds like the protects really impacted you deeply and you struggle to accept it. I'm guessing Joe hated the protests and you had to.
@@user-wb7nv9ht1gik you trolling
I love this man so much. A poet and naturalist. What a combo. ❤️
yeah and Paul Rosolie is pretty good too
@@konkami7021 Ew. Joe is NOT an intellect or naturalist. He's a putz.
Yes! Glad Rogan brought this guy back.
That is so so messed up! Leave those people alone!!!
i laughed way to hard at “missionary go bible up “
The reason they tie their ding-dongs UP is a sign of respect to their women. You know..."My weenur always stands straight up for you" kinda thing. FACT'ed ✅
"They want your sh*t and they're gonna take it" lmao
I draw the line at swatting beetles with a stick while I shit...
I was bothered by the mosquito I spotted while on the pot this morning…
I call BS. He makes it sound like a cartoon, like how do they sleep, if there are bugs always trying to eat them???
That is heartbreaking
Progress
@@trkddy DEGRESS
Nope far right bigots if they do not want to change their culture to appease the invaders , that is what we are told here in Europe. They are literally nazis.
@@trkddy destroying the world is "process"? Are you daft?
🥳🥳🥳
Poor tribes people 😢
Yep, and it doesn't help that they attack anyone that comes close.
@@arcguardian cos anyone that comes close tries to steal there kids or give them a disease that kills em!! Stoopid
Old tactics mean the same game. Every untapped land goes through this form of colonization!
Makes sense, been the case for ALL human history.
I noticed all the comments here are by men. i guess a typical female comment would be: "omg i can't imagine losing my virginity to a poop beetle!"
Oh awesome Paul Rosalie is back on JRE. Loved his past episodes- Blew my mind.
send a canoe with bananas and a picture of people shaking hands, or hugging, or something that shows friendship. we sent fucking records into space but we cant figure this out?
So you think destroying the Earth is what we need to figure out? As if they are in the wrong and we are in the right? Your fucked in the head cunt. Can't wait for the government or banks to take your house. You might only realise then
did you watch the video?
The people who sent records into space are not on that riverbank waving at them.
@@Flippokid waving at the aliens? waving at the tribes?
I think the last podcast they did they talked about people getting shot with arrows trying to send banana boats.
This guys book is amazing! One of my favorites
Heart breaking.
Probably the most entertained I’ve been watching a jre clip in awhile. Paul the 🐐
I love this guest! He has the best stories
this is CLASSIC JRE stuff. Reminds me of the first time Shane Smith came on the podcast and was talking about sneaking into North Korea. Ya know, the good stuff
Joe in his underpants.....feeling the flow, workin' it.
God these are the kind of episodes I love to watch. These guests have stories for daysss 😮💨
Nahuatl is still pretty widely used in parts of Mexico but there are many variations of it that's the hardest part of learning and understanding
Love the shorts Joe.
new fear unlocked trying to take a shit in the jungle while dodging dung beetles.
Just let em take it, just let it happen. They'll pull it right out for you and clean you up. No need for toilet paper.
Screw the election, I wanna hear more about this stuff!!
This is a top tier JRE clip
Nice shorts Joe!
Hahaha I saw that and was like bro…
Those are underwear
yes bru i fw this dude heavy i’ve been waiting for him to come back
Well I know what I'm listening to tomorrow at work. Paul Rosolie on the pod is the best.
6:30 My underwear is longer than Joe's shorts. Wait are those shorts or underwear? Bro is me when I'm doing a Zoom meeting 🤣😂
cant wait to watch every minute of this full podcast
Paul "Uncontacted tribes being displaced is just the tip of the spear"
Joe "Have you seen an orangutan fishing with a spear?"
Paul "What? No. I just meant......"
Joe "Jamie, pull up the spearfishing orangutan for Paul please."
😂😂
Jamie got a clip of everything 😂😂😂😂
these are the stories joe rogan absolutely can't get enough of
6:29 lol Joe was so hype to hear he got to see something secret
Rogan spent a lotta time looking at g-stringed nekkid midgets while crouching forwards in a pair of boxers.
Great story teller. But also good to hear stories instead of US politics and conspiracy theories 👍🏼
"And they want your shit" had me cracking up
And they’re guna take it 😂
Great interview. Bring back Glenn Villeneuve also!
What's so insane is the last time this guy was here the uncontacted tribes were still 'uncontacted' and now a year and a half later were seeing the very last of these people. Crazy
I remember!!
You should invite Mark Plotkin he is a true legend in the Amazon Conservation Team!!!!
Heart breaking money is the new god
nothing is new under the sun
This takes me back to the good ol days
I'm a former Mormon missionary. Those are definitely NOT us.
Absolutely amazing to hear.
Mr. Rosolie out here doin Gods work
Wow, ive watched the Paul Rosolie/jre podcast everyday for the past week. This surprise couldnt be timed any better.
7:36 is Joe in his boxers? Lol
Excellent program
Ohhhhh so this is where Diddy got the oil……
@@PASQUALE-j7w💀💀🤣
Lawd
@@PASQUALE-j7wdam shame too 😡
Coconut revolution documentary comes to mind. Must watch
The Matrix is glitching for me 😂 literally EVERY time I watch the movie "Jungle" (with Dan Radcliffe) Rogan has this guy on the very next day...talking about Jungle Life. The irony is immense
Irony is not synonymous with coincidence.
Synchronicity.
@@runthenumbers9698 correlation doesn't equal causation, but classifying something as irony is entirely subjective.
Thanks for the knowledge Joe 😎
Something is outrageously evil about how we cut down old Forest when we could use bamboo and hemp.
All trees are sacred they are linked to the spirits.
Yep...humans are mostly dumb
Love these stories
Paul Rosolie is doing Gods work. Help this guy!!
So interesting man, wow. This stuff is epic
At what point do companies that destroy our earth have to compensate us.
They don’t HAVE to do anything. They are in charge of the world
They do. You enable them too. The phone in your pocket. Computer…. Plastic!!!!! What do you want a wooden phone?
@@jimpapadapolis you took that comment as me siding with them. Calm down buster😂
You were compensated in 2020. Then again shortly after.
@@emzee586 my guy, this is a WE thing not a me thing. Comprehension is key.
This is so heart breaking
It’s wrong to expose yourself to these barely contacted tribes. These folks are at such extreme risk of getting sick and dying from being near us
That's what they were counting on ....
"Our ancestors did this you can't blame us" they once scolded. Now they witness in real time, they now shout "progress"..... coldblooded.
How do u know that though? Why wouldn't it be the other way around?
@@arcguardian What do you think happened to like 90% of native americans after the arrival of Europeans? Europeans have had domesticated animals and cities for a long time, from all over the world. Thats how bad diseases start up. Transfer from animals
Great content ❤
They look like missionaries but probably really mercenaries
Paul is one of the best guests for sure. Super interesting conversations he brings.
These poor tribes have never had Terrence Howard explain the equanimity of triangles to them. 😢
😂
Great video, perfect info!
"you can pay them in wood" what a coincidence that's exactly how I want to pay them...
Double entendre
This guys one of the best guests of all time imo
Definitely not mormon missionaries
😂
Prolly Kamala campaigning
@@americannightmare2109 Don't bring politics into every discussion. People dislike people like you.
Yeah 😂 wondering if someone is going to tell Joe how mormon missions work. First, never sending those young people to uncontacted tribes 😅 Second, definitely don't need outside funding.
I nose immediately he would say something terrible about Christians. Guess how I nose? Probably completely made up.
Imagine taking an uncontacted tribesman to a Diddy party 🎈
They treat them just like the NA'VI tribe in AVATAR.
That’s what I was thinking, was like “why does this sound so familiar…”
Thats what James Cameron based it off of
@@C_Alcock Yup....
Amazing stuff!
FINALLY!! A guest back on the show that knows what they're talking about. An ACTUAL professional. Paul is always an easy listen.
Joe's been doing this podcast so long he's just like fuck it I'll go without pants today lol.
I was kinda took off guard when I saw Joe sitting there in his boxers😅
This is so freaking sad beyond measure !!! Lord plz be with these ppl
They might get sick and die that’s a huge issue. How many antigens are they just completely missing they need for the modern world?
Watching this on the nice porcelain toilet
.. watching the original Amazon, Amazon prime
The dung beetle poop story. 😭💀
Colonizers gonna colonize 😢😢
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@PASQUALE-j7w you can't call someone weak or strong with an uneven playing field. The indigenous people were lied and lead astray. Imperialism and colonialism are a plague who knows what truths were lost for so called progression
Humans gonna human. Gotta love how ppl pretend tribes are peaceful/benevolent.
@arcguardian it's sad u think that imperalism is a natural born right. These aborniginal people been living life and proposed in their own niche now thanks to imperalism their way of life has been driven out to near extinction. These people were not conquered they were literally brought to the modern world and left in it what's honorable about that? What part of human nature is that other than imperalism? And to make this statement on indigenous people day is wicked
@@arcguardian based
Excellent episode snip!
This is exactly what happened to my people indigenous people and proud people. History will always repeat itself. Just leave them alone please let them live
Were ur ppl proudly pooping with sticks too?
HES BACK!!
LOL JOE IN HIS BOXERS! AHHAHAHAHA
They are shorts... jfc
There are not Mormon missionaries in the Amazon jungle 😂
Joe wearing panther pants 🤣