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Guardsman 1: "I don't think the Ultramarines are taking this battle seriously..." Guardsman 2: "What makes you think that?" Guardsman 1: "Just something about the way honorable Battle-Brother Biggus Dickus is taunting the enemy from atop his land raider...."
Greetings, Guardsmen. I am Vanguard Veteran Bran Wulfram, formerly of the Raven Guard 3rd Company, on a recruiting assignment from the Deathwatch. Can you point me towards Biggus Dickus of the Ultramarines 2nd Company?
@@KnightandDay33 Everyone please calm down, I am only here to scout out Brother Dickus for that ... special quality about him. I believe he has what it takes to make it in the Deathwatch. It will be a 2 year program but he will get to decide for himself whether or not he wants to stay. If he does decide to return, your Chapter will have the benefit of a stronger, more powerful battle brother.
Steve Campbell depends. Ttsd shitposting is only as good as it is with a baseline experience of the grimdarkness. Without the contrast the real impact of it all doesn’t hit nearly as hard as it should. The memes and the edge must be kept in a constant balance to preserve the authenticity of both. The ying to the yang if you will.
@@GuukanKitsune The one Ultramarine I would be good friends with. Don't get hopes up tho, last I checked, your kind don't agree with our . . . Mannerisms.
@@max.t957 The Duck Test Principle. If it has armor like a tank, treads like a tank, and cannons like a tank... it's a tank. The rest is just semantics and split hairs. Whatever model of tank, whatever the name of the vehicle... it's still a tank. I'm not wrong, and don't need correcting.
From the Rogue Trader rulebook: "Each of the thousand Chapters has its own history, rituals and traditions. Many have been in existence since the Age of the Imperium began and their names are associated with legendary battles and heroic deeds. Each Chapter has its own banners, and some chapters even take them into battle - although this is becoming less common. Chapter leaders frequently have their own banners, especially if they come from worlds where such things are usual, and these too may be carried into battle. Individual Chapter Commanders are free to organise or augment their regular troops in any way they see fit, and a variety of musical instruments may be brought into the fray." So yes, this is basically canon.
@@GoredonTheDestroyer We don't know why the Emperor wants his life support turned off tho. Guilliman was already more or less restored but still in stasis when they woke him up. So chances could be that Emperor wants Guilliman's support cut so he finally wakes the fuck up and can help. After all Guillimans vision of the Imperium is closest to what the Emperor had in mind.
Robute Gulliman after being revived "What has been done to my Father's Empire!! At least my sons, the noble Ultramarines are still... *Sees the Sax Marine riding a Land Raider* ....Codex Compliant".
@@Thalanox Of course the Imperial Guard Codex would describe them as deathtraps. Every tenth Guardsman dies before he gets to his breakfast, even the shower is considered a deathtrap by them.
@@ScholarlyDeathmark 1:i have no idea what you're talking about and I'm sorry 2: never even heared about this game 3: does anyone have a book about this game so that I can read it so I can understand what the hell is going on in this( I only know it's like "for the emperor" like the romans say during their time and the " emperor protect us and gib=ves us strength". that's all I know) also if you see those meme on the small books, that's me
@@ScholarlyDeathmark thank you so much for explaning what the game is. a science fiction/fantasy make a really good combo, galactic space wars, I think I need to get this game
Imperial Guardsman talking to his grandchildren: "We were on the verge of defeat, the Chaos Forces were upon us" Little Timothy VII: "What happened next??" Grandpa: "That is when... I saw him... A tall Ultramarine, laying down that fire beat 🔥"
"Brother Calico." "Yes, Chapter Master?" "Do you see those bad vibes over there?" "Yes, Chapter Master." "I don't want to." **pulls out saxophone** "Affirmative, Chapter Master!"
A story that someone on twitter claims is true: An Operations Officer once ordered the alteration of the ship's course just to get the sun off his face while eating a bagel in the Officer's Lounge.
@@danniluxgarbe429 ya the story is actually tru this did actually happen. It was in the u.s navy i don't remmber the actual ship they were in but it did actually happen.
Normal people: Ha that’s funny! 40k fans: “Clearly a Tech-Priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus has tasked a Space Marine with appeasing the irritable machine spirit of a Land Raider by playing it’s favorite song into battle.”
Y'know, there's a really interesting story here about a Space Marine who decided to learn the saxophone, and then somehow acquired an functional space marine sized instrument.
По цвету саксофона могу предположить что император решил поиздеваться над богами хаоса ( и у него это получилось ) * где то в своих дворцах бесятся Слаанеш и Кхорн
And not just that, but also get a special helmet able to play the saxophone without taking it off. Meaning at least one other person is aware of his shenanigans
I really like the fact that in lore at least in 30K marines just read poetry and history in their free time or engage in art craft. So this is, probably, accurate
@@scouttf2970 Then why is everyone in the Warhammer Universe, British? You know why the Emperor doesn't speak? Cos only his most loyal servants remember the archaic Cockney Rhyming Slang.
@@scouttf2970 you sir have been tainted by chaos and spread these lies. Warhammer is british and by the name of the emperor you shall atone for your sins committed towards the empire of man and it's denizens.
There’s a land raider that went off on its own to avenge its fallen crew during a war with orks so that’s 100% possible It was found with orks it had suffocated inside it, with its treads gone and all ammo spent, it was restored and is still in service to this day. Yes Iam emotionally invested in that tank
*”They shall be my finest band, these men who give themselves to me. In vibrant colours I shall clad them, and with the shiniest of instruments they shall be armed. They shall have such tunes and melodies, that no enemy may resist them. They are the entertainers of humanity, the bulwark against bad music. They are my space marines, and they shall know naught, but sweet sweet jazz”*-The Emperor of Mankind
Marine 1: greeting honorable battle brother Marine 2: Salutations honorable battle brother Marine 1: care to go for a stroll through ultramar? Marine 2: I'll call dibs on the sax
Duncan McOkiner I am not proud of this but that movie got me into 40k. But not by the way GW intended. That movie was so weird incomprehensibly bad with so many terms and shit I did not understand I spent an entire day reading (literally not making this up) about the universe. After a year I went to a local game shop and watched a game played. Started watching MWG and Found I really enjoyed it and wanted to join in.
@@lucasgarcia2065 he should start his own chapter. Maybe this epic saxing is his origin story against heresy? May the heretics and xenos burn in promethean sexy sax
Brother Calthius of the Ultra Marines second company rallies the few remaining members of his unit to a desperate last stand through the use of an ancient archeotech sound producing device circa M41 colorized
It is said that he appears on the battlefield at the Ultramarines darkest hour. During the Tryanid invasion of Ultramar he rallied the Ultramarines and Imperial Guard to push back the horde.
Some say you can still hear the sax playing on any battlefield the ultra marines take part in. Of course these as wise tales, for if they were true it would be Heretical.
Captain: "In a galaxy of infinite war, there's no time for any fun anymore" Space Marine: "Hold my bolter, get my sax, and find me a Land Raider. We're going for a ride."
Through the mists of visions from his Psyker attendants, the Emperor views his battle tested and hardened Space Marines jamming on a Land Raider. “This” he decrees “is not heresy...”
SpecShadow Its always wonderful when you fight for freedom wherever there's trouble from the alien scum, and the heretic fuck. The imperium is there! Fighting for what's right, fighting for the emperor of mankind. It's a good day to die when you know the reasons why. *if you name all the references I made I'll give you a cookie*
Either: The twin assault cannon wasn't firing at the enemy until they were in flamer range Or: The guy on the flamer heard the assault cannon firing and just wanted to join in, despite being out of range.
Alternative solution 1: enemies popped up out of their hiding places at close range, baited by the lure of smooth jazz Alt solution 2: enemies popped up at multiple angles and ranges, with distant foes ahead and nearby ones to either side. Ya know, like idiots.
Why am I seeing this as a better version of the old spice advert? "Why hello there. Look at your troops, now at me. Now at your troops, now back to me. Sadly, they are not me. But, if they got decent war gear, they could try to look like me. Now buck up, where are you? You are in an inter-galactic empire, ten thousand years in the making! And what is this? A sax! Do your marines have saxes?......I didn't think so. I'm on a land raider!"
He needs something to alleviate his stress from dealing with the 42nd millennium, marines playing jazz while he rides into battle is just his latest idea.
ROWBOAT GIRLYMAN MAY BE A FUCKIN MARY SUE, BUT THE ANGRY MARINES APROVE OF THIS FUCKIN AWESOME DISPLAY OF NOT GIVING A SINGLE ASSFUCK IN THE FACE OF THE ENEMY!!! PRAISE BE THE EMPRAH!!!
Chaplain: Brothers, the great arch-enemy makes his way to beloved ultramar. How must we meet this foe? Door to palace opens with an unusual amount of creaking. Lone space marine strides into the center of the assembly with purpose and determination within his gait. He calmly reaches behind his back and unveils his weapon. An astonished silence fills the chamber. An ancient piece of archaeotech, so ancient and magnificent only the empraj himself may know what its purpose was. The marine brings the weapon to his lips and takes a deep breath. Thirty million heretics would die in only twenty hours that day.
Wait, what??? What're ya talkin bout? I'm being genuine here, I'm still pretty sure too the Warhammer brand so I don't know all that much bout GW and so on; um, if you or someone else can explain that ta me, please, I'll greatly appreciate it. {=)
Legend says that the saxmarine arrives without warning at the most bloody battlefields of the 41st millenium. He brings nothing but a swift death to the enemies of man and Rad morale-boosting tunes from his Mars pattern Saxaphonium.
I've heard tell of 3 marines, one blue with brass, one black with wood and steel, and one of yellow who plays the skin of xenos. Each a powerful warrior alone but when they ride together into battle there sound will end all war and heal the glorious Manperer from his dark sleep and we all will enter a new golden age.
A few years ago... Friend: "So why did you suddenly want to learn how to play the saxophone?" Me: "For the glory of the God-Emperor!" Friend: "What?" Me: "What?"
@Steve Campbell This is acceptable penance. You must also kill one hundred heretics to supplement the punishment you have been spared. With courage and honor! The Emperor protects!
"They are my Space Marines and they shall KNOW NO FEAR!" Quote attributed to the Emperor of Mankind; circa 29th Millenium. Truer words have never been spoken.
If GW expands the lore to the dark age of technology then probably nothing can beat 40k as a universe. If the ORKs where scared shitless by dark age of technology humanity, you have something thats overpowered as shit.
pumpkinnought People like that have only focused on the Imperium and never looked at the other factions which have the better capabilities of fucking other sci-fi franchises up in their asses.
@@waffleblitzkrieg1765 altough i have to say i find this quite saxy i wil admit they are not exactly trumpets , but i might have my wires crossed here in vault - 34
I can just see the other Ultramarines looking at this one like "Brother..... What in the name of the emperor are you doing?" And he just responds "I found this on an ancient vox from the 21st Century Brother"
It's 60 light years to Ultramar... We've got a full compliment of ammo, our fuel cells are half charged, our astropath managed to survive the last incursion, and Cato Sicarius is nowhere to be found....
Battle-brother Saxtus countering the morale-damaging cacophony of Slaneeshi Noise Marines with the blessed tones of the Horn of Ultramar, M38 colourized
"The Codex Astarties names this Manuver Epic Sax Marine, We will Play the Epic Saxophone of Emperor, we will Play for our Allies, and show the Heretics what a True Loyalist Noisemarine sounds like."
"Artarion Jr. suffers more than the rest of us. He sacrifices both hands to hold our music aloft. The sick rhythm draws the enemy to him. They want our sax', they always do."
Samuel Anderson [Warlock] What's next, a loyalist Daemon Primarch? Humble Eldar? A Tau female with large breasts? The weapons that make a noise marine a noise marine are heretical in nature. Otherwise they'd just be Chaos Marines with large boomboxes.
Tom John They _are_ just Choas Marines with large boomboxes. If all musical instruments are heretical...then that means that the human voice is heretical, because it can make music. So, you gonna cut your vocal cords or some shit?
The glory of the crusade, the very soul of our charge, washed over the battlefield like a melody of the emperor himself. None who heard our song lived to see the sun rise, none who gazed upon the brass of gods could withstand its magnitude.
Henry communism doesn't work go get a job you lazy basment dweller the soviet union tried it and it failed and china realized it was retarded so they went with something that sort of works.
Technically it belongs to Games Worskhop. He could be crushed at any moment if the feel like enjoying their power. They only allow him to not suffer the life ruining wrath of their lawyers through their benevolence and wisdom. Also... In effect he stole the IP without first consulting them. Also he didn't come up with the SAX song.
"Brother, why do you allow such waste of resources?" "The tank's machine spirit is calmed and enjoys the effort. You didn't see the number of anti tank weaponry that was deflected because of said pleasing on the pict caster."
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Good luck man
Hope you are doing ok now
Rooting for ya mate!
Congratulations
Hey, I was wondering, where'd you get these models from? They look l i t as fuck, and the workshop for SFM is hella limited!
Well that took "Know no fear" to levels that the God Emperor never anticipated.
underrated comment :D
300 hundredth like!
"Why should I fear incoming fire? It has no power over me, for the Emperor protects the faithful, and my faith is my shield."
"We groove to Macragge..."
@@ladywaffle2210 My face is my shield!
"How did the crusade go?"
"Well we had this guy with a saxphone right?"
This is an excellent comment. I am fortifying this reply section.
WE NEED MORE IRON FIST HERE
@@thedeadspace1282 do not invite those manchilds too the comments section.
@@ohadgoldhagen1095 I don't see any Iron Warriors...
You had one too!?!
Guard: It's taken us three months to advance 200 ft.
*Space Marines:*
U sir... really made me laugh witht his comment, upvote!
the difference super heavy infantry makes
If it was the white scars there’s no telling how far they could have advanced. Also that tank would be going 200 mph
If it were Krieg guardsmen it would 600 ft but ten times the casualties
No dish too deep if it was the white scars. They would already be at the enemies door steps by the first ten seconds,
Finally, a hard counter against the Chaos Noise Marines.
hard counter? this is an insta kill
That and a considerable morale boost.
Now I see how cool the noise marines are. I used to think it was a gimik
The holy jass music made from harmony and peace of the music makes the chaos marines bassically become ultramarines again
@@priscilaalvarez5895
A type of enuncia that dispels the corruption as opposed to destroying it.
Guardsman 1: "I don't think the Ultramarines are taking this battle seriously..."
Guardsman 2: "What makes you think that?"
Guardsman 1: "Just something about the way honorable Battle-Brother Biggus Dickus is taunting the enemy from atop his land raider...."
@Nathaniel Winchester commisar : true words guardsmen
Greetings, Guardsmen. I am Vanguard Veteran Bran Wulfram, formerly of the Raven Guard 3rd Company, on a recruiting assignment from the Deathwatch. Can you point me towards Biggus Dickus of the Ultramarines 2nd Company?
This is Big Dick One, we are crossing the Rubicon.
We don’t fit on the bridge.
@@KnightandDay33 Everyone please calm down, I am only here to scout out Brother Dickus for that ... special quality about him. I believe he has what it takes to make it in the Deathwatch. It will be a 2 year program but he will get to decide for himself whether or not he wants to stay. If he does decide to return, your Chapter will have the benefit of a stronger, more powerful battle brother.
Kreig: hey the ultramarine letted me use the flame thrower ... I burned a hertics croch
Guards men: .......ok then
Techpriest : "We must soothe the machine spirit"
Ultramarine : *I GOT THIS*
wow, something the smurfs are good at besides plot armor
@@jeremybk54 *ahem* *ultra smurfs
@@jeremybk54 someone isn’t a Imperium player
@@idcgaming518 looks like someone doesn’t want the imperium to survive
@@uria3679 oh no we are imperium players I play ad-mech, ultra-smurfs seems entirely within parameters for them
I love how everything 40k related falls into one of two camps: Astartes level grim-awesomeness or TTSD level shitposting.
Every once in a while you get one that manages to perch on the razor's edge between the two and there lies true glory.
@@jacobyoung112
They're called Gaunt's Ghost
Steve Campbell depends. Ttsd shitposting is only as good as it is with a baseline experience of the grimdarkness. Without the contrast the real impact of it all doesn’t hit nearly as hard as it should. The memes and the edge must be kept in a constant balance to preserve the authenticity of both. The ying to the yang if you will.
Grim darkness is the best.
@@jacobyoung112 All Guardsman Party....
Inquisition: "I bet they're out committing some kind of heresy!"
Me and my brothers:
WOO! YEAH!! *FOR THE EMPERAH!!!*
For the emperor my fellow angels of death
best comment
Nobody expected the Spanish inquisition
Inquisition: "Understandable, have a nice day!"
Eldar Ranger: You cannot imagine what we have seen with our eyes...
*Land Raider appears on the horizon, the Sax Marine on the top, preparing to play the song of his Chapter.*
what was seen will never be unseen
Ranger :Who Revealed our Position ?!
Scout Marine in the Frontlines:See but do not be seen .... *cloaks out and Fades into the shadows*
Eldar Ranger : OH GOD THAT AWFUL MON KEIGH MUSIC! OUR EARS BLEED.
Somebody call the Farseer to check if we are not being mind fucked!
"I WILL CLEANSE THIS HERESY WITH THE POWERS OF SMOOTH JAZZ, HIP THRUSTS, AND ALSO THIS TANK I FOUND."
Brother don't forget to cleanse them in the Emperor's name as well XD
@@SarynPrime Some things go without saying, Battle Brother
@@GuukanKitsune The one Ultramarine I would be good friends with.
Don't get hopes up tho, last I checked, your kind don't agree with our . . . Mannerisms.
@@GuukanKitsune it’s a land raider.
@@max.t957 The Duck Test Principle.
If it has armor like a tank, treads like a tank, and cannons like a tank... it's a tank.
The rest is just semantics and split hairs. Whatever model of tank, whatever the name of the vehicle... it's still a tank. I'm not wrong, and don't need correcting.
From the Rogue Trader rulebook:
"Each of the thousand Chapters has its own history, rituals and traditions. Many have been in existence since the Age of the Imperium began and their names are associated with legendary battles and heroic deeds. Each Chapter has its own banners, and some chapters even take them into battle - although this is becoming less common. Chapter leaders frequently have their own banners, especially if they come from worlds where such things are usual, and these too may be carried into battle. Individual Chapter Commanders are free to organise or augment their regular troops in any way they see fit, and a variety of musical instruments may be brought into the fray."
So yes, this is basically canon.
Oh thank you for reminding me..I finally have an excuse for my Only War Game, for Jazz Marine
Time to buy and convert a few of the Noise Marine models into a Ravenwing Speed Metal band.
I’m not the only one doing this, I’m sure, but my next Land Raider Redeemer is going to reflect this video.
The Tabitha have their Bagpipes, the Astartes have their Brass Instruments, Chaos have Percussion.
@@smoketinytom The Astra Muwahatevertheyrecalled have vocals... In Sly Marbo.
This isn't even a joke, it's just 15 seconds of the great crusade.
*Big E remember that**
You misspelled "15 Millennia" o.o
GASP
SO IT *IS* POSSIBLE FOR ME TO KNOW THAT MARINE?
@@aceriverpirate9795 I remember him tho he was in red armor last time I saw him
@@thegodofspeed23 well did you have a artifact on your self that went missing
Rare pict-cast of Ultramarines after hearing the news of their Primarch Roboute Guilliman’s resurrection, circa M42
Hold on... didn't the Emperor want Guilliman's life support turned off?
@@judge_dreddpool7593 technically it is off now
wasn't guilliman's gene seed spliced with Gilbert Gottfried??
@@thesocialistsarecoming8565 I can hear his skeleton getting agitated.
@@GoredonTheDestroyer
We don't know why the Emperor wants his life support turned off tho.
Guilliman was already more or less restored but still in stasis when they woke him up.
So chances could be that Emperor wants Guilliman's support cut so he finally wakes the fuck up and can help.
After all Guillimans vision of the Imperium is closest to what the Emperor had in mind.
Brain: watch it again.
Me: why?
Brain: you gotta.
Its not watching again if you loop it :D
I’m up to eight times
That's just true
I can’t stop clicking the replay button! Help!
This is bad. This is really bad. I might need a therapist and I'll be watching this while he/she is diagnosing me
In the grim darkness of the far future...
_there is only jazz_
This is the future I want.
Imperium of man: Do you like Jazz?
Chaos,Orks, Tyranids, Eldar, Dark Eldar, and Tau: N-
Imperium of man: Exterminatus it is!
Imperium Of Jazz
No1 Radiohead Fan
Sax for the Sax God!!
@@amandeepgill5206 Ah....so the Necrons like Jazz, good to know.
Robute Gulliman after being revived "What has been done to my Father's Empire!! At least my sons, the noble Ultramarines are still...
*Sees the Sax Marine riding a Land Raider* ....Codex Compliant".
The Codex AstartJazz Approves this Action o.o
Nah they still compliant, in fact I’d let them off the hook for being able to operate such an ancient musical instrument with ease
@@grayeaglej I think you mean the Codex Jazztartes
@@user-gk3bb4sl4v You say Potato, I say Heretic. O.o
@@grayeaglej lol
thats the fandom in a nut shell
"the setting makes no sense!"
"my tank has flame throwers, your argument is invalid!"
To be fair, those tanks have a reputation for being deathtraps. At least they were the last time I looked at an imperial guard codex.
*A Heavy Flamer*
@@HittingBandy -A Heavy Flamer-
*TWIN LINKED HEAVY FLAMER*
@@Thalanox
Of course the Imperial Guard Codex would describe them as deathtraps.
Every tenth Guardsman dies before he gets to his breakfast, even the shower is considered a deathtrap by them.
@@CedricBassman it is^^ common life-expectancy in combat is about 15 hours or sth
"Guardsmen!"
"yes milord?"
"point this camera at me and try and keep up"
The Chromosome Kid ok boomer
“Yes milord!”
@The Chromosome Kid No this is the highest form of heresy
ruclips.net/video/VOX_PF4PBH8/видео.html
The Chromosome Kid *laughs in weeb* fool I have a girlfriend. Not so cocky now, are we.
The Chromosome Kid It honestly makes sense that you’re a 13 year old given the idiocy of what you say.
*When people ask me what Warhammer 40K is*
the fandom actually
or unless your dealing with Trollzyn the Tarpit Breaker
I never even heard of warhammer
@@ScholarlyDeathmark
1:i have no idea what you're talking about and I'm sorry
2: never even heared about this game
3: does anyone have a book about this game so that I can read it so I can understand what the hell is going on in this( I only know it's like "for the emperor" like the romans say during their time and the " emperor protect us and gib=ves us strength". that's all I know)
also if you see those meme on the small books, that's me
@@ScholarlyDeathmark thank you so much for explaning what the game is. a science fiction/fantasy make a really good combo, galactic space wars, I think I need to get this game
@@JustAMountain also some awesome memes and fun times
Imperial Guardsman talking to his grandchildren:
"We were on the verge of defeat, the Chaos Forces were upon us"
Little Timothy VII: "What happened next??"
Grandpa: "That is when... I saw him... A tall Ultramarine, laying down that fire beat 🔥"
Timothy the VII was absolutely amazing.
Cassius, get on the roof and let these foul xenos know their end has come
Cassius-I know the perfect way captain
SpartanMDC113 god damn Cassius, May he forever feel the ultra marine fisting from his chapter master.
Is it wise captain?
The codex asstartes does not support this action.
AndyH 1 The codex Astartes DOES support this action. Read it again.
@@skylark306 I only read the abridged version, Leandros.
Another platoon is playing through the fire and flames and another being Rick rolled
"Brother Calico."
"Yes, Chapter Master?"
"Do you see those bad vibes over there?"
"Yes, Chapter Master."
"I don't want to."
**pulls out saxophone** "Affirmative, Chapter Master!"
A story that someone on twitter claims is true: An Operations Officer once ordered the alteration of the ship's course just to get the sun off his face while eating a bagel in the Officer's Lounge.
Ahhahahahahahahhaha
@@danniluxgarbe429 ya the story is actually tru this did actually happen. It was in the u.s navy i don't remmber the actual ship they were in but it did actually happen.
Knowing how the Ultramarines act sometimes, that isnt improbable
“With courage and honor!”
Normal people: Ha that’s funny!
40k fans: “Clearly a Tech-Priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus has tasked a Space Marine with appeasing the irritable machine spirit of a Land Raider by playing it’s favorite song into battle.”
This comment is underrated, it deserves more likes
No, that's normal 40k fans.
Admech would have the marine's fucking head for such techno heresy.
And then you find the Tech-Priests giggling to each other. "Can you believe it? Yeah, I told him he needed to appease the machine spirit..."
this. fits canon perfectly!
@@Archone666 And he believe it! ??
I am telling you 0100001001101111011000100000110100001010 those space marines. /continue giggle protocol
Y'know, there's a really interesting story here about a Space Marine who decided to learn the saxophone, and then somehow acquired an functional space marine sized instrument.
Probably the same dumpster where the Adeptus Mechanicus found that old 2nd millennium tech that brought voice to da Emprah's mummified corpse.
По цвету саксофона могу предположить что император решил поиздеваться над богами хаоса ( и у него это получилось )
* где то в своих дворцах бесятся Слаанеш и Кхорн
And not just that, but also get a special helmet able to play the saxophone without taking it off. Meaning at least one other person is aware of his shenanigans
Google "noise marine"
I really like the fact that in lore at least in 30K marines just read poetry and history in their free time or engage in art craft. So this is, probably, accurate
every ultramarine when they heard that the big G was up and about
I like to imagine every Ultramarine carries a *"sanctioned sax"* with them to rejoice properly, just in case Guiliman every woke up.
We shall purge the heretic, mutant and xeno with the sax!!
Chapter 3 of the codex supports this action
XLLDARK RAIDER *The Codex has updated its terms of service*
@@SpookyMarine how so brother
XLLDARK RAIDER Our father has begun revising the Codex brother. Once he’s finished we must re-read it’s glorious pages, I’m so excited!
"What if we take the British Mk IV and mount some flamethrowers on it?"
"Well where would we put the radio then?"
"Okay, hear me out.... "
YOU DARE SPEAK OF BRITS! THIS MACHINE SPIRIT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING THE BRITISH COULD CREATE! THE HERESY I HAVE WITNESSED!
@@scouttf2970 Then why is everyone in the Warhammer Universe, British?
You know why the Emperor doesn't speak? Cos only his most loyal servants remember the archaic Cockney Rhyming Slang.
@@scouttf2970 you sir have been tainted by chaos and spread these lies.
Warhammer is british and by the name of the emperor you shall atone for your sins committed towards the empire of man and it's denizens.
@@RoballTV the emperor is Prince Philip
@@MLiskindagay this didnt age well
What the Ultramarines felt when they heard Ultra-Daddy is coming home.
Also petition to GW to make Sax Raider an official model.
Time for the fan creators
Noise marines
Sax Raider. I'm dead.
One issue then you’d have everyone playing space marines just to get it
Ryan Lorenzo I need this for my army
“Sir the enemy is coming”
“No worry we can take it”
“But Sir they have a saxophone”
“Raise the flag... we surrender”
Relic Land Raider: "Emperor's Groove"
CancerMage The Cancerous
you need more likes
Thank you, friend. There are far too few people who have heard of the holy and venerated Relic-we must spread His Groove throughout the Imperium!
is not called Achilles type that also be controlled by AI
CancerMage The Cancerous The inquisition supports this action
Criminally underrated.
*Brother Romulus Saxonus : Brother Sergeant, hand me the power cord*
Brother Sergeant: Thou better not playeth trash
*Brother Romulus Saxonus :*
Focus Support pls well it wasn’t trash
The greatest Ultramarine to ever live, and that includes Gulliman.
Thou better not playeth sabaton either. A decree from the God emperor himself. Sabaton is FUCKING HERESY!
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver: Epic Saxmarine!
SPEHHS MUHREENS, TODAEY THE ENEMYH IS AT OUAH DOOR
This is quality lol
Umbra Phaerox E Codex Astartes supports this action.
I bet the Emperors children use a similar approach
CitrusOrange They got no class to pull it off.
Plot twist: that land raider is unmanned, and is functioning and firing purely because of the glory of that sax work and those hip thrusts.
The machine spirit is happy
@@quinnhasse9170 the machine spirit be vibing
Canon
There’s a land raider that went off on its own to avenge its fallen crew during a war with orks so that’s 100% possible
It was found with orks it had suffocated inside it, with its treads gone and all ammo spent, it was restored and is still in service to this day.
Yes Iam emotionally invested in that tank
I can just imagine a marine randomly getting up in the tank saying: "brothers, witness, this!" he grabs a sax jumps out and starts jammin.
I'd join him
@@markgallagher1790 same
We'd cause mass confusion
Hans why is that astartes playing jazz?
PRIMARCH, GET THE PICT-RECORDER
Veteran here. Yes, it probably would go something like that...
*”They shall be my finest band, these men who give themselves to me. In vibrant colours I shall clad them, and with the shiniest of instruments they shall be armed. They shall have such tunes and melodies, that no enemy may resist them. They are the entertainers of humanity, the bulwark against bad music. They are my space marines, and they shall know naught, but sweet sweet jazz”*-The Emperor of Mankind
Greatest comment I’ve seen
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
We groove for Macragge!
And we know no Metal!
Why isn't this the pinned comment by Vulkans undying might!
@@nickturd3912 FOR THE EMPRAH
Marine 1: greeting honorable battle brother
Marine 2: Salutations honorable battle brother
Marine 1: care to go for a stroll through ultramar?
Marine 2: I'll call dibs on the sax
Noise Marine: *Slow Clap*. Okay, I'm gonna give the Ultras a pass on this one
Ultra pass?
Slannesh is pleased
noise marines: you dare challenge us
And then the next day... ruclips.net/video/j-NoDUOEldU/видео.html
Noise marine: -Starts to slowly walk up to tank playing their own sax-
It's scary how this is better than the official ultramarines movie.
Basically anything the fans have cobbled together is. Helsreach and Astartes are fucking boss and they were made for a fraction of the budget.
Wait there was an actual movie?
@@manemperorofmankind8119 Yep. Ultramarine from 2010. It sucked ass. Watch Helsreach itself.
Think of it as inspiring that the fans are able to make better content instead. You’ll feel happier.
Duncan McOkiner I am not proud of this but that movie got me into 40k. But not by the way GW intended. That movie was so weird incomprehensibly bad with so many terms and shit I did not understand I spent an entire day reading (literally not making this up) about the universe. After a year I went to a local game shop and watched a game played. Started watching MWG and Found I really enjoyed it and wanted to join in.
Fun fact: this space marine is a direct descendent of the legendary Sax Guy.
~1270 generations of sax people led to this moment
Not gonna have any more after him lol
The Lost pimarch bruh
Nah, that is Sax Guy. He never actually died.
@@lucasgarcia2065 he should start his own chapter. Maybe this epic saxing is his origin story against heresy? May the heretics and xenos burn in promethean sexy sax
Tau: ‘We’re a serious threat to the Imperium!’
Damocles Crusaders:
100/100 Brother. Signed The 18th Legion.
Lmao, HAH!
"The first time I saw a T'au battlesuit, I shot it."
-Guardsman Mala Cairo, Tank Commander, Tallarn Raiders
@@ladywaffle2210 feel like somebody actually said that
Why did I laugh so hard at this particular comment?
Brother Calthius of the Ultra Marines second company rallies the few remaining members of his unit to a desperate last stand through the use of an ancient archeotech sound producing device circa M41 colorized
It is said that he appears on the battlefield at the Ultramarines darkest hour. During the Tryanid invasion of Ultramar he rallied the Ultramarines and Imperial Guard to push back the horde.
Some say you can still hear the sax playing on any battlefield the ultra marines take part in. Of course these as wise tales, for if they were true it would be Heretical.
Captain: "In a galaxy of infinite war, there's no time for any fun anymore"
Space Marine: "Hold my bolter, get my sax, and find me a Land Raider. We're going for a ride."
Another space marine: sir are you riding into battle with the song of our primach
“Drive me closer, I wish to hit them with my sax”
You honor us with your presence, my Emperor.
For you my lord
@@aceriverpirate9795 greetings!
@@manemperorofmankind8119 *kneels* Ave Dominus Nox et Imperator
@@manemperorofmankind8119 I worship you even though I am a xino still a human at my Core
Through the mists of visions from his Psyker attendants, the Emperor views his battle tested and hardened Space Marines jamming on a Land Raider. “This” he decrees “is not heresy...”
And I think to myself
What a wonderful war
SpecShadow *WAAGH
SpecShadow Its always wonderful when you fight for freedom wherever there's trouble from the alien scum, and the heretic fuck. The imperium is there! Fighting for what's right, fighting for the emperor of mankind. It's a good day to die when you know the reasons why.
*if you name all the references I made I'll give you a cookie*
Natheria it’s a good day to die, Starship Troopers 3
Natheria also America Fuck Yea, Team America
the colours of the hive so pretty in the sky
they are also on the armours of titans walking by
Gulliman: *Is ressurected*
Ultramarines and successor chapters:
*almost half of Adeptus Astartes Chapters
" My brother, what are you doing?"
" Winning the battle"
"Finishing this fight!"
Inspiring the men and causing fear among our enemies
Very well, continue
the IG: the marines are leading CHARGE!!!!!1
Either:
The twin assault cannon wasn't firing at the enemy until they were in flamer range
Or:
The guy on the flamer heard the assault cannon firing and just wanted to join in, despite being out of range.
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, everyone gets a turn. O.o
Alternative solution 1: enemies popped up out of their hiding places at close range, baited by the lure of smooth jazz
Alt solution 2: enemies popped up at multiple angles and ranges, with distant foes ahead and nearby ones to either side. Ya know, like idiots.
It's called stage lighting bro. Teamwork at it's best!
Could also be that the machine spirit refused the activation of the weapons until it was properly soothed. Thus the jazz.
Either way, *FOR THE EMPERAH!!!*
Why am I seeing this as a better version of the old spice advert? "Why hello there. Look at your troops, now at me. Now at your troops, now back to me. Sadly, they are not me. But, if they got decent war gear, they could try to look like me. Now buck up, where are you? You are in an inter-galactic empire, ten thousand years in the making! And what is this? A sax! Do your marines have saxes?......I didn't think so. I'm on a land raider!"
That's in my head, and I love it.
I would pay actual money for that to be a thing that exists.
*ASTARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!*
"Anything is possible when your troopers have had 8 years of training and augmentation to become a Battle Brother."
this is wonderful and made me laugh, thank you
When you find out your primarch is alive again.
It's either new approach to fight Noise Marines in 41st millenium or that moment, when your GM finally allows you to play bard in W40k RPG
Third option: That Ultramarine has been corrupted by The Powers, and will soon turn Traitor and join the ranks of the Noise Marines.
@@KaguroDraven Yes, Inquisitor, this heretic right here.
*Rapidly smashes bright red button with EXTERMINATUS written on it with forehead*
(Mad max guitar player)
"Finally, a worthy foe. Our battle will be legendary"!
...Guilliman ordered this, didn't he?
Wouldn't surprise me if he did, after all, the Song Marines are the loyalist version of the Noise Marines, and a sub-chapter of the Ultramarines.
He needs something to alleviate his stress from dealing with the 42nd millennium, marines playing jazz while he rides into battle is just his latest idea.
ROWBOAT GIRLYMAN MAY BE A FUCKIN MARY SUE, BUT THE ANGRY MARINES APROVE OF THIS FUCKIN AWESOME DISPLAY OF NOT GIVING A SINGLE ASSFUCK IN THE FACE OF THE ENEMY!!! PRAISE BE THE EMPRAH!!!
Fucking smurfs
No, but he would gladly approved this and send this video to both Magnus and Abaddon
Chaplain: Brothers, the great arch-enemy makes his way to beloved ultramar. How must we meet this foe?
Door to palace opens with an unusual amount of creaking.
Lone space marine strides into the center of the assembly with purpose and determination within his gait. He calmly reaches behind his back and unveils his weapon. An astonished silence fills the chamber. An ancient piece of archaeotech, so ancient and magnificent only the empraj himself may know what its purpose was. The marine brings the weapon to his lips and takes a deep breath.
Thirty million heretics would die in only twenty hours that day.
This could be a book
Man
That brought a tear to my eyes
FOR THE GLORY OF THE SAX!
Cain Martin The Black Library Would like to now your location.
This may be a joke but just imagine what a space marine could do with a sax and double lung capacity
Slaanesh: *invents Noise Marines and smirks at the Emperor in triumph*
God-Emperor: *Rolls eyes* "Son?"
Guilliman: "Yes father?"
God-Emperor: "Fetch Daddy's sax"
Joel Gawne I can only hear this in the emperor’s TTS voice.
Chaos got the Noise Marine, but this is our glorious counter to it.
*The Soul Marine*
I’m sorry but I believe is pronounced “Man Emperor of Mankind”
@@CedricBassman Perfection.
Whos playing bass in the background tho
Can’t believe we won’t be seeing stuff like this anymore, thanks to GW‘s shareholders
yes they can fuck off and go bankrupt
Dipshit. It's still here, parody is fine. What's not fine is the unironic use of IP you didn't get a license for.
Wait, what??? What're ya talkin bout?
I'm being genuine here, I'm still pretty sure too the Warhammer brand so I don't know all that much bout GW and so on; um, if you or someone else can explain that ta me, please, I'll greatly appreciate it. {=)
@@tommyfox854GW has either sued or bought up every animator in the 40k fandom
@@louiesatterwhite3885 :|
. . .
*Oh.* -_-
Okay, yeah, that honestly sucks. . A LOT!!
Thanks for informin me by the way. =)
*Everyone gangsta till the space marine takes out his saxophone*
Or when the church starts walking.
"anyway, here's wonderwall"
@Quinn Hasse Brother, get the flamer.
The heavy.
Flamer.
@@HorizonSniper__ I know that reference. Lol.
BROTHER!
@Maria Kelly then I gets funnier
And not a single f**k was given that Millenium
Ultra Marine: I sorry where you under the impression I give even the slightest of f**ks?
You know I'm stealing your post right? :)
@@Vollification youre a sack of shit, cant even get a decent profile pic xd
Legend says that the saxmarine arrives without warning at the most bloody battlefields of the 41st millenium. He brings nothing but a swift death to the enemies of man and Rad morale-boosting tunes from his Mars pattern Saxaphonium.
His armour is Ultramarine Blues
The Saxmarine uses the Saxaphonium in order to increase morale of everyone and to let the enemy know that death is upon them.
pretty sure he would use some ultramar local pattern.
I've heard tell of 3 marines, one blue with brass, one black with wood and steel, and one of yellow who plays the skin of xenos. Each a powerful warrior alone but when they ride together into battle there sound will end all war and heal the glorious Manperer from his dark sleep and we all will enter a new golden age.
A few years ago...
Friend: "So why did you suddenly want to learn how to play the saxophone?"
Me: "For the glory of the God-Emperor!"
Friend: "What?"
Me: "What?"
When the machine spirit wants to be serenaded but you got heretics to burn
@Steve Campbell I believe you mean kill two heretics with one stone.
@Steve Campbell This is acceptable penance. You must also kill one hundred heretics to supplement the punishment you have been spared. With courage and honor! The Emperor protects!
@@ConfusedGuardsman Yes, He does!"
How the Imperium sees themselves in a nutshell.
Armored mecha Bet the Imperial Guard would try it.
DRIVE ME CLOSER!!! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY *GROOVE* !!
The Silver Hat *respect is earned*
I, Cato Sicarius, think tha-- *cue Sax Marine*
BECAUSE THE IMPERIUM IS AWESOME!
Drive me closer, i want to show them my sax's play
But sir, we're in a battlefield!
(Btw: you have the boldest PFP I have ever seen. Even I'm not that brave.)
@@Raven_Yard thanks, i take that as a gratitude
@@Ashdown-ub2gy Yes
The sheer power and force in his air thrust is what moves the landrider
Chaos Marines: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Noise Marines: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be CACOPHONOUS!
"They are my Space Marines and they shall KNOW NO FEAR!" Quote attributed to the Emperor of Mankind; circa 29th Millenium.
Truer words have never been spoken.
*ECSTATIC HORUS HERESY NOISES*
Anytime anyone ever tells me another science fiction fandom can beat 40k I'm just gonna send them this.
If GW expands the lore to the dark age of technology then probably nothing can beat 40k as a universe. If the ORKs where scared shitless by dark age of technology humanity, you have something thats overpowered as shit.
pumpkinnought
People like that have only focused on the Imperium and never looked at the other factions which have the better capabilities of fucking other sci-fi franchises up in their asses.
Demo_the _man
Agree, GW really has to expand the lore on the Dark Age of Technology
Sorry but Marvel and DC beat 40k
Humble Guardsman you're not very humble are you
Ive never understood anything about 40k...
But i understand this.
How big is your collection mine is of every Jedi’s but two
This is the only thing about 40k that you need to understand...
There needs to be a full version of this where the Marine continues to dance and play untouched as the battle rages on around him.
The Emperor Protects
I'm not even warhammer fan n I need this.
16 seconds is Wwwaaaauyyyy to short but I know the amount of work they put into those 16 seconds
What, like an unlimited hour live stream?
*THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES SUPPORT THIS ACTION!*
But it does
*Wrong* the codex names this maneuver Brass Groove
Shut the fuck up leandros *FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!*
Yeah, shut up Leandros! Mira, drive that tank HARDER.
I'm a guardsman I kill 200 chaos space Marines because I heard these
When quarantine is over so you can purge heretics again:
Ah yes burning karens whilst social distancing also isn't a saxophone an anti boomer mortar ?
@@waffleblitzkrieg1765 altough i have to say i find this quite saxy i wil admit they are not exactly trumpets , but i might have my wires crossed here in vault - 34
The sounds of the bullets glancing of metal and armor is a hilarious touch.
“Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds.”
- Homer
This is exactly what he had in mind
Homer Simpson
I can verify, this is true.
This somehow gets better with repeated viewing.
Then add a few beers XD
Yes, like reloading aBolter, it only gets better with repetition.
I've watched it 5 times...it honestly does lol
im on 5 or six with bong rips... this kills..
Accurate representation of how it feels to drive a land raider
Mike A
It would be better if you are on a Baneblade
Humble Guardsman - A Land Raider is smooth jazz. A Bane Blade is Heavy Metal.
Darth Skarr
Considering how they work, I agree in your opinion.
But what about the Titan walkers, though?
Humble Guardsman - A Titan would be "World Beyond" style Rock Hybrid.
ruclips.net/video/azU-5OPnj9M/видео.html specifically.
*** on
This is when the Artificer, and the Bard are partners in shenanigans.
Oh when that Land Raider opened fire... soooo good.
I never imagined it could be so glorious. So much firepower.
*DAKKA
I cannot get around the fact that the Land Raider only seem to have Anti Infantry Weapons. Or can that be changed?
@@TurKlack Standard Pattern Land Raider is Phobos, which has 2x twin linked lascannon(anti armour)
Awww he removed the melta gun on top which i liked.
I think that is the Land Raider Redeemer pattern, with a double assault cannon and two heavy flamers.
When it's the grim dark, but you really want to play a bard.
But we need a cleric
@@iluxius8216 cleric of jazz, take it or leave it.
*ultra sighing*
I can just see the other Ultramarines looking at this one like
"Brother..... What in the name of the emperor are you doing?"
And he just responds "I found this on an ancient vox from the 21st Century Brother"
"And it is harder to use than you would think brother"
Brother I am playing here
*010 M2 Voxcast
Space marine : just vibing *gets hit*. *gets hit again*
Tank: STOP PLAYING YOUR SAX AND HELP US
Space marine: *sax noises intensify*
the machine spirit: THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY YA LITTLE SHIT
And thus did the Imperium finally deploy a counter to the hated Slaaneshi Noise Marines.
I was going to say, his music & pelvic thrusts made me take him for a Slaaneshi spy.
Only the purest form of hip thrusts for the Emperor’s delight. May he live gloriously.
Live combat footage of the Chaos invasion of Ultramar, after the Ultramarines heard that Guilliman is finally awake.
They are the Blues Battle Brothers and they are on a Mission from God Emperor.
Best... reference...EVER!
This should be a subplot on TTSD.
It's 60 light years to Ultramar...
We've got a full compliment of ammo, our fuel cells are half charged, our astropath managed to survive the last incursion, and Cato Sicarius is nowhere to be found....
@@garysuarez9614 glad I scrolled this far. hidden gem
** *The Blue Brothers*
Everyone simultaneously knows it's a joke, but are also thinking, "That would totally work".
This is the last thing a heretical rebel sees before they die.
Battle-brother Saxtus countering the morale-damaging cacophony of Slaneeshi Noise Marines with the blessed tones of the Horn of Ultramar, M38 colourized
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"The Codex Astarties names this Manuver Epic Sax Marine, We will Play the Epic Saxophone of Emperor, we will Play for our Allies, and show the Heretics what a True Loyalist Noisemarine sounds like."
I'm Fucking jealous
I read that in Boreale voice
@@sergeantvedara9165 it's perfect that way XD
"Artarion Jr. suffers more than the rest of us. He sacrifices both hands to hold our music aloft. The sick rhythm draws the enemy to him. They want our sax', they always do."
Helsreach references
Loyalist noise marine? Me likey.
Rob Majito This lack of groove offends the God Emperor.
This is highly heretical.
Guys, he said _loyalist,_ the good guys, the ones serving the Emperor.
Samuel Anderson [Warlock] What's next, a loyalist Daemon Primarch? Humble Eldar? A Tau female with large breasts? The weapons that make a noise marine a noise marine are heretical in nature. Otherwise they'd just be Chaos Marines with large boomboxes.
Tom John
They _are_ just Choas Marines with large boomboxes. If all musical instruments are heretical...then that means that the human voice is heretical, because it can make music. So, you gonna cut your vocal cords or some shit?
Walk softly and carry a big sax
THE CODEX ASTARTIES FULLY SUPPORTS THIS ACTION
Inebriated Llama Thank you for finally giving some constructive advice Leandros.
"Brother, we need a distraction!"
.... "May his Holiness forgive me for the Heresy I'm about to commit."
I can keep playing this Sax forever! I HAVE THREE LUNGS!
Kennicus Gstartes.
_By Sigmar!_
Yes.
The glory of the crusade, the very soul of our charge, washed over the battlefield like a melody of the emperor himself.
None who heard our song lived to see the sun rise, none who gazed upon the brass of gods could withstand its magnitude.
None could withstand the might of our spitvalve's discharge. O.o
except the guardsmen whom had higher sprits and charged
We need a Sabaton concert on top of a Baneblade next
Wolf Warrior YES!
MY DICK IS ROCK HARD NOW!
Yes
MIRIN!
They need to start making 40k versions of their songs
Army/marine recruiters visiting high schools be pitching the military as something like this
That rhythmic thrusting is a thing of beauty.
Noticing people are reuploading my vid on other channels. So i changed the title to make sure people notice that.
its not your video anymore, friend.
henryEZ wot?
it belongs to the people now.
Henry communism doesn't work go get a job you lazy basment dweller the soviet union tried it and it failed and china realized it was retarded so they went with something that sort of works.
Technically it belongs to Games Worskhop. He could be crushed at any moment if the feel like enjoying their power. They only allow him to not suffer the life ruining wrath of their lawyers through their benevolence and wisdom.
Also... In effect he stole the IP without first consulting them. Also he didn't come up with the SAX song.
Emperor of Mankind: "Execute Order Sexy Sax". Roboute Guilliman: "It will be done, My Lord."
"Brother, why do you allow such waste of resources?"
"The tank's machine spirit is calmed and enjoys the effort. You didn't see the number of anti tank weaponry that was deflected because of said pleasing on the pict caster."