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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 8 лет назад +713

    Admech be like:
    "Did you try turning it off, burning incense, and praying to the Omniassiah before turning it back on again?"

    • @woofwolf435
      @woofwolf435 8 лет назад +56

      If that is their advice, then it's no wonder nothing works. They don't recommend a single litany?

    • @quantuman100
      @quantuman100 8 лет назад +35

      i heard if one is in a hurry (under fire), a chant will also suffice for field repair

    • @ConformingToEmptiness
      @ConformingToEmptiness 8 лет назад +6

      A chant to a machine is merely wind from your lungs, if not done by the correct authorities on such matters.

    • @AngelCakes1997
      @AngelCakes1997 7 лет назад +13

      Matthew Campbell You must first provide a litany of forgiveness to the machine before you turn it off.

    • @DaytonaRoadster
      @DaytonaRoadster 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but it normally works...UNLESS UR A HERETIC!

  • @Messianic4Ever
    @Messianic4Ever 8 лет назад +737

    Lies of the antipath - Tzeentch?
    Rage of the beast - Khorne?
    Temptations of the fleshlord - Slaanesh?
    Ravages of the destroyer - Nurgle?

    • @patrickgray6699
      @patrickgray6699 8 лет назад +16

      +william stanley Yes, I think so.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 8 лет назад +74

      +william stanley For Nurgle I thought more of "rotting cage of biomatter", ravages of the destroyer could be a reference to Khaine (the only surviving Eldar God).

    • @Messianic4Ever
      @Messianic4Ever 8 лет назад +15

      May Sparkle yea it was a bit difficult to decide 4 chaos gods in a song verse that has 6 different lines ^^;

    • @wyatt735
      @wyatt735 8 лет назад +7

      +May “A-T” Sparkle Eldar laughing God is cooler then Khaine tbh

    • @Messianic4Ever
      @Messianic4Ever 8 лет назад

      Wyatt Campbell ^

  • @techpriest8633
    @techpriest8633 9 лет назад +593

    Good wholesome musics for the whole family

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 9 лет назад +8

      +Dzaga Maga Only machine ;P (Btw, as soldier of Guard I already have 26 implants, so i think what is PUHE truth!)

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 9 лет назад +2

      Dzaga Maga
      So be it. And my only question is: What is your rule in Adeptus Mechanicus? Are you a servitor, machine chapelan or something else?

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 9 лет назад +2

      Dzaga Maga
      U got gut XD

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 9 лет назад +2

      Dzaga Maga
      Yush & u don't need to "Git Gut" xD

    • @zombie_ghandi215
      @zombie_ghandi215 6 лет назад

      OK i fnally joining the techno-religion if the machine god

  • @raltor40
    @raltor40 8 лет назад +611

    Rubbed down my PC and lite some scented candles. The Graphic's card is finally installed and working.

    • @johnyyonehand
      @johnyyonehand 8 лет назад +37

      +raltor40 Bless the Machine God! May he guide your iterations!

    • @grrtacos71
      @grrtacos71 8 лет назад +35

      Don't forget to pray to the machine spirit for a long and good service life

    • @raltor40
      @raltor40 8 лет назад +14

      Do not worry. I do it every day.

    • @flankymerc1405
      @flankymerc1405 8 лет назад +4

      +InquisitorEkim so if the machine spirit is alive and good ... what is microsoft in the bionic ayes of our lord ?

    • @grrtacos71
      @grrtacos71 8 лет назад +45

      FlankyMerc PC is the Adeptus Mechanicus. Apple is Tau Heresy

  • @anonguy772
    @anonguy772 4 года назад +93

    The weakness of the mind - Heresy
    The lies of the antipath - Tzeentch
    The rage of the beast - Khorne
    The ravages of the destroyer - Nurgle (he's repeatedly called the Great Destroyer in the novels)
    The temptations of the fleshlord - Slaanesh
    This rotting cage of biomatter - Human mortality

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 2 года назад +7

      You forgot “the temptations of the fleshlord”, although I think we all know who that’s referring to.

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 2 года назад +4

      @@samlevy9897 Fixed and yup, Slaanesh

  • @nerag7459
    @nerag7459 5 лет назад +166

    "A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon
    as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the
    world!

    • @sirpotatoaim4578
      @sirpotatoaim4578 4 года назад +1

      i think you mean the heretics... exept dark mechanicum but... we dont talk about them

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 4 года назад

      Not a fan of Fallout 3?

    • @heavyweaponsguy3074
      @heavyweaponsguy3074 4 года назад +4

      Nerag new Vegas

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 4 года назад

      @@heavyweaponsguy3074 I thought I'd start from the top.

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 4 года назад

      Fallout New Vegas toaster is hilarious

  • @Jdtheepic
    @Jdtheepic 9 лет назад +282

    They're quoting someone from the Iron Hands and the Dogma Mechanicus. They're actual quotes from the fluff. Whether this makes them lazy or awesome is up to the viewer.

    • @gavinhayes6153
      @gavinhayes6153 5 лет назад +55

      One answer is simply righteous zealotry. The other flirts with heresy. The choice is yours. Praise the Emperor

    • @ROFLobster4884
      @ROFLobster4884 5 лет назад +7

      Jdtheepic Makes it all the better if you ask me.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 лет назад +3

      Jdtheepic I’d say it’s definitely the later.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 лет назад +9

      The latter for sure. It's that kind of thing i love when fans use that kind of detail.

    • @tamerofhorses2200
      @tamerofhorses2200 4 года назад +12

      Considering most of the HMKids' songs are written carefully and not just copied, I'd say having a few songs with chanting from the lore itself is hardly laziness.

  • @LivingDeadVideos
    @LivingDeadVideos 12 лет назад +107

    I swear, just because I spend a lot of time on the laptop due to my job, my friends think I am some Tech Priest that can magically solve the viruses that have destroyed their computers.
    Machine Spirit protect them...

  • @Sturmavk
    @Sturmavk 4 года назад +36

    Just updated my Nvidia video card drivers even though I wasn't having any issues with my games. The Omnissiah was telling me not to do it. I could hear him warning me from the oosphere, but I did anyway. So the Nvidia driver update does its thing and after my system reboots my second monitor wasn't working. After trying several things nothing would work so I reverted to System Restore. I praised the Omnissiah the entire time. By the grace of the Omnissiah and through the sacred spirit of my venerable machine, both monitors are now back up and running.
    Praise the Omnissiah!

  • @thelordchancellor3454
    @thelordchancellor3454 7 лет назад +162

    I play this every time I upgrade my PC.

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 5 лет назад +8

      Good. This is a suitable litany to use for such a situation.
      Just don't forget the oils.

    • @leermann
      @leermann 4 года назад +2

      Just pray to the Machine God. Your divine cogitator needn't new details and components - only your faith.

  • @alexlipetzky2532
    @alexlipetzky2532 6 лет назад +79

    From the weakness of the mind, omnissiah save us
    From the lies of the antipath, circuit preserve us
    From the rage of the beast, iron protect us
    From the temptations of the fleshlord, silica cleanse us
    From the ravages of the destroyer, anima shield us
    From this rotting cage of biomatter machine god set us free
    There is no truth in flesh only betryal
    there is no strength in flesh only weakness
    there is no constancy in flesh only decay
    there is no certainty in flesh but death

  • @fulgrimthephoenician5187
    @fulgrimthephoenician5187 8 лет назад +150

    as a representative of the Adeptus Mechanicus I approve this message

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 8 лет назад +11

      The Tech Priest your God is in agreement

    • @ConformingToEmptiness
      @ConformingToEmptiness 8 лет назад +6

      As a fellow Tech Preist and devout worshiper of the Machine God. I too approve of this message.

  • @thelordchancellor3454
    @thelordchancellor3454 8 лет назад +264

    I think the view counter is broken. It's only showing my views.

    • @khorne6475
      @khorne6475 8 лет назад +50

      Light a candle!

    • @TheChoujinVirus
      @TheChoujinVirus 8 лет назад +14

      just don't mention that to Magnus

    • @Bruva_Ayamhyt
      @Bruva_Ayamhyt 5 лет назад +5

      Have you tried making a sacrifice and prayers to appease your computer's machine spirit?

    • @stormjet814
      @stormjet814 4 года назад +2

      Have you checked for an abominable intelligence infestation?

  • @stormlaycock4291
    @stormlaycock4291 8 лет назад +77

    I love the robotic background voice . Omnissiah save us!

  • @brayanhustler93
    @brayanhustler93 4 года назад +20

    I played this on my computer...
    ...now it's a cogitator

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 года назад +23

    Flesh: replaced and upgraded
    FPS: 60, praise the Omnissiah
    Hereteks: Backtraced and cyber-arbites contacted

  • @adrienof95
    @adrienof95 9 лет назад +106

    Glory to Mankind, and pray with me the Omnimessiah, brothers.

    • @SAXONITEWARRIOR23
      @SAXONITEWARRIOR23 9 лет назад +33

      In libations of Holy Oil, I bathe thee. I pray you fire true. With sweeps of blessed cloth, I clean you. Watch over me Omnissiah as I bring justice to your enemies.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 лет назад

      Beep boop

    • @markusnavergard2387
      @markusnavergard2387 4 года назад

      the void dragon is pleased

  • @Magosspud
    @Magosspud Год назад +11

    Some may find the TTS off-putting, they do not have a vox caster surgically implanted in them to properly understand

  • @voidaspect5017
    @voidaspect5017 10 лет назад +36

    //Blessed are those who dwell within the Machine, for theirs is true freedom from pain

  • @attila535
    @attila535 10 лет назад +115

    This song perfectly describes my current job.

    • @Blue-nn1oh
      @Blue-nn1oh 10 лет назад +8

      Me too.

    • @Blue-nn1oh
      @Blue-nn1oh 10 лет назад +31

      Blue So many mutants, heretics, xenos, and worse; so little time.

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 6 лет назад +11

      You job was to replace body parts with machinery?
      (though this seriously may be the case, e.g. there are people the lost their limb(s) and had them replaced with robotic ones, so presumably there is a job to build, test and maintain such robotic limbs)

    • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
      @KhoaLe-uc2ny 6 лет назад +5

      Andrew Che i think he meant engineering

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 лет назад +4

      Andrew Che or, you know, IT.

  • @MegaSim3
    @MegaSim3 3 года назад +10

    I beseech you, Machine God, to set me free from this here rotting cage of biomatter and help me embrace the glorious perfection of the Machine!

  • @warforge_jp
    @warforge_jp 8 лет назад +33

    me and my battle brothers enjoy traveling the warp blasting these sound tapes!
    For the emperor!

  • @commandermcnash5137
    @commandermcnash5137 11 лет назад +17

    Want to know how awesome mankind's tech was during the Dark Age of Technology? They got starships with hyperaccurate chronocannons capable to cripple an eldar cruiser in ONE shot.

  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 8 лет назад +25

    Is that Glados's voice I hear?
    Glados is the Omnissiah, it all makes sense now!

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 8 лет назад +8

      Glados is the Mother Teresa for the Omnissiah.

    • @tamerofhorses2200
      @tamerofhorses2200 4 года назад +4

      Glados is an AI. An affront to the Omnissiah.

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 4 года назад +1

      SHODAN would make more sense since SHODAN refers to herself as a deity

  • @futurama742
    @futurama742 10 лет назад +93

    Ave Deus Mechanicus.

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend 10 лет назад +8

      Deus Mechanice (vocative case since you're addressing him).

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 10 лет назад +3

      MagnificentFiend tsk, tsk. Did you not recognize the pun? Ave Deus Mechanicus, as in the Adeptus Mechanicus.

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend 10 лет назад +7

      Indeed, but pedantry takes precedence over puns with me ;¬P

    • @SuperGman117
      @SuperGman117 7 лет назад +2

      Deus est machina.

    • @heraldyvraine8543
      @heraldyvraine8543 5 лет назад

      AVE DEUS IMPERATOR
      YOU HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!
      Said the inquisitor before being bribed by adeptus mechanicus

  • @resmetal
    @resmetal  11 лет назад +20

    FleshLord -Dark Prince Slaanesh
    Flashlord - it only a small mistake in a machine code

  • @MrMcSpiff
    @MrMcSpiff 9 лет назад +29

    NO FLESH SHALL BE SPARED.

  • @МатвейЮрински
    @МатвейЮрински 3 года назад +24

    Когда запускаешь Генту необходимо помолится Богу-Машине, ну или как обычно краш. Обязательное условие, сто пудов. Рекомендую молится каждый раз перед бэкапом.

  • @RommelTheDesertFox
    @RommelTheDesertFox 7 лет назад +29

    The Adeptus Mechanicus approves of this song

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 6 лет назад +14

    ALL HAIL THE MACHINE SPIRIT
    ALL HAIL THE MACHINE GOD
    THANK YOU MACHINE SPIRIT
    THANK YOU MACHINE GOD

  • @AdamtheAsh
    @AdamtheAsh 12 лет назад +14

    One of the few groups in the grim dark universe of 40k that it would not suck being apart of.

  • @vtr0104
    @vtr0104 8 лет назад +25

    I, for one, salute our Mechanicus Allies :|

  • @attila535
    @attila535 8 лет назад +29

    Stroheim would be proud.

  • @techpriest8965
    @techpriest8965 7 лет назад +25

    Hey! It's me! :D

  • @chrishansen4541
    @chrishansen4541 5 лет назад +13

    me after installing new graphics card

  • @Xodis99
    @Xodis99 9 лет назад +30

    dammit i cant stop listaning to this!....why do they make such damn good tribute music?!

    • @adrienof95
      @adrienof95 9 лет назад +17

      Xodis99 The binary code is going to fuck you right in the brain, like the propagandia of Imperial Guard, but in most effective.
      Welcome to Adeptus Mechanicus.

  • @thethickaman
    @thethickaman 12 лет назад +7

    "five percent of my former flesh remains,
    guess where it is..."

  • @imoneoldfart6804
    @imoneoldfart6804 4 года назад +3

    This actually sound better them the one on the offical HMKids channel

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 10 лет назад +97

    AVE DEUS MECHANICUS!!

  • @TheStephenShow
    @TheStephenShow 10 лет назад +18

    I think Adeptus Mechanicus got corrupted by the anti-spirals.

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 10 лет назад +20

      Fuck off anime-tard.

    • @TheStephenShow
      @TheStephenShow 10 лет назад

      Peter Smith Come on! The Adeptus Mechanicus share similarities to the Anti-Spirals. Based off the song above, they prefer to be mechanical over organic so they could last and think flesh is pathetic and worthless. The Anti-Spirals are nihilists who killed off other Spiral Races to ensure that they can't use Spiral Energy and bring out the Spiral Nemesis. The Anti-Spirals also rendered themselves unable to produce Spiral Energy, which requires helical DNA to produce.

    • @alphasimaed
      @alphasimaed 10 лет назад +11

      The anti-spirals would get crushed by Chaos beffore they even get to the Mechanicus.

    • @magmos6346
      @magmos6346 10 лет назад +2

      Peter Smith
      You eff off. Kamina is clearly a weaker version of either Gork or Mork. The other guy would have to be Coop from Megas XLR.

    • @TheAtomicGoliath
      @TheAtomicGoliath 10 лет назад +1

      *Facepalm* Its the Dark Machanicus you fool!

  • @imoneoldfart6804
    @imoneoldfart6804 4 года назад +3

    Honestly, this is better than the one of their official channel.

  • @alackofcaring9662
    @alackofcaring9662 8 лет назад +11

    had they just stuck to the machine voice with harder metal, this song would go from good to epic.

  • @overlorddexter
    @overlorddexter 11 лет назад +4

    It was adopted after the Emperor was encased on the Golden Throne as a symbol of his immortal, ever-vigilant status.

  • @darkarchon8810
    @darkarchon8810 2 года назад +7

    Lyrics:
    I hear the machine's spirit voice
    A challenge worthy of my skin
    No flesh shall be spared
    From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
    From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us
    From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us
    From the temptations of the Flash lord, silica cleanse us
    From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us
    From this rotting cage of biomatter,
    Machine God set us free
    Omnissiah
    Omnissiah
    There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal
    There is no strength in flesh, only weakness
    There is no Constancy in flesh, only decay
    There is no certainty in flesh but d**h
    From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
    From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us
    From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us
    From the temptations of the Flash lord, silica cleanse us
    From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us
    From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
    From this rotting cage of biomatter,
    Machine God set us free
    Omnissiah
    Omnissiah

  • @jacobranel1975
    @jacobranel1975 5 лет назад +4

    The only song with screamo that I enjoy.

  • @iPlaga
    @iPlaga 5 лет назад +28

    Чем старше становишься, тем идея приобщиться к Механикум становится соблазнительнее, что предсказуемо.
    Но это одновременно отвергает возможность для человека измениться и противостоять Пагубным Силам иным способом.

    • @brayanhustler93
      @brayanhustler93 2 года назад

      я для себя выбрал путь - быть одновременно псайкером и техножрецом. Усидеть на двух стульях и только так. Чего и вам советую

    • @V1nkeN
      @V1nkeN 2 года назад +4

      @@brayanhustler93 Сидеть на двух стольях это вам к слаанеш)

    • @leermann
      @leermann Год назад

      @@brayanhustler93 Выбрал путь такой. Крутой, посылаешь инквизиторов на хрен, нагибаешь демонов, круче только яйца Императора.
      А потом проснулся обосранным в бараке перед двадцатичасовой сменой на мануфакторуме.

    • @iPlaga
      @iPlaga 4 месяца назад

      ​@@leermann
      Бро, ты уже в Прекрасном Империуме Будущего. Расскажи, как тебе передать каши из ку-прометиума, а также спичек? Наш неравнодушный товарищ за миску этой каши ногу отдал.

  • @Stupidpublishers
    @Stupidpublishers 12 лет назад +3

    How the hell did they get a techpriest to sing?

  • @davidpigott9958
    @davidpigott9958 10 лет назад +7

    I love this song

  • @AXenosProductioNZ
    @AXenosProductioNZ 11 лет назад +1

    No i realised it...
    He is simply reading up lines from "the holy book of the omnisiah" (better known as a manual) And his voice is autotuned because that was the best tech they could salvage

  • @truexonx
    @truexonx 12 лет назад +3

    Everyone that hopes to be worthy and saved should learn Assembler, C, C++, Prolog and Haskell (just in case, you know) and listen to this song daily.

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 11 лет назад +2

    Dude, the Imperium of man LOVES it's skull motif. The real question is where did the skull come from.

  • @TheDarkCountess1
    @TheDarkCountess1 13 лет назад

    @resmetal You did a SPECTACULAR job!!!!! The intro at the beginning is especially good, I LOVE IT!!!!

  • @EpicDarkPanther
    @EpicDarkPanther 11 лет назад +1

    the following message is really long, but, when you translate all of it into english, makes perfect sense

  • @MarktheRude
    @MarktheRude 12 лет назад +2

    But science does make sense most of the time, presuming that you are actually willing to spend time studying and making sense of it.

  • @malthazar5029
    @malthazar5029 11 лет назад +1

    The Omnissiah is really the last C'tan Star-God in the galaxy, the same one the Necrons pray to. There were some disturbances in a giant cave in Mars, and some egghead wanted to melta-bomb the tunnel shut (unwittingly waking the "Omnissiah" if he'd succeeded), but the Mechanicum opted to seal it with lots of ferrocrete. Hope I cleared stuff up.

  • @DaytonaRoadster
    @DaytonaRoadster 5 лет назад +15

    Everytime I fix the copier

  • @sabermanity
    @sabermanity 11 лет назад +1

    no one is quite sure but there is a belief that the void dragon is the night bringer of one of the last four c'tan in the galaxy the gods that the necron pledge themsleves (this is my best guess by this)

  • @REgamesplayer
    @REgamesplayer 12 лет назад +2

    From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us
    From the lies of the antipath, circuit preserve us
    From the rage of the beast, iron protect us
    From the temptations of the flashlord, Silicia cleance us
    From the ravages of destroyer, Anima shield us
    From this rotting cage of bio matter, Machine God set us free
    There is no truth in flesh only betrayal
    There is no strength in flesh only weakness
    There is no constancy in flesh only decay
    There is no certainty in flesh only death

  • @Dadutta
    @Dadutta 8 лет назад +10

    ADMECH WILL PREVAIL

  • @Sabor4444
    @Sabor4444 11 лет назад +1

    *Matt Ward appears in front of Doomrider stealing his cocaine and smacking him off his bike with the 6th edition rule book* "YOU AREN'T IN THIS EDITION!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

  • @machine3589
    @machine3589 13 лет назад +1

    The intro is just epic.

  • @RElouhila
    @RElouhila 12 лет назад +1

    After studying computer science for few years you sort of start to think like this.

  • @Fedaykin24
    @Fedaykin24 14 лет назад +1

    Flesh is weak!
    May the blessing of the Omnissiah be with you!

  • @mdark1974
    @mdark1974 9 лет назад +44

    о великий дух моего ПК к тебе взываю снизь пожалуста температуру видеокарты когда я играю в ведьмак 3.а то 90 градусов это много ты же сам периодический отрубаешся из за этого аминь!

    • @faithkeeper9023
      @faithkeeper9023 9 лет назад +16

      +mdark Shelter Ты не правильно молишься дху твоего компьютера.
      Правильная молитва найдена опытным путём поколениями поклоняющихся духу компьютеров.
      1. Набрать в гугле, как улучшить охлаждение видеокарты
      2. Почитать
      3. ПОнадобится специальный ритуалный инвентарь типа ножовка по металу или дрели
      4 Покупаем мощный кулер или ничего не покупаем.
      5. Делаем много дырок в корпусе не повреждая начинку
      5.1 Ставим куллер на болты с дырками под болты проделанные дрелью или не ставим, если не покупали.
      6 Закрываем дырки изнутри марлей.
      7. Наслаждаемся

    • @defaulttech-priest8879
      @defaulttech-priest8879 8 лет назад +5

      Слава Омниссии!

    • @Ufdyt
      @Ufdyt 8 лет назад +3

      +Lich King Ner'zhul Некронам слава!

    • @mrhram1152
      @mrhram1152 5 лет назад

      @@Ufdyt Сарех приде порядок навидэ

    • @iPlaga
      @iPlaga 5 лет назад

      @@mrhram1152 Омниссия, вознагради слугу твоего!

  • @iaminhere6022
    @iaminhere6022 3 года назад +3

    Me getting a arm Prostetic be like:

  • @rupert810
    @rupert810 11 лет назад +2

    They could flip the switch they would just need 10 servitors and be chanting something to the omnissiah

  • @Jewbear1884
    @Jewbear1884 11 лет назад +1

    Not likely, the Old Ones were likely wiped out in the War in Heaven, and the lore seems to say that the Void Dragon was a C'tan fragment that was defeated by the Emperor and sealed off in Mars

  • @flashn00b
    @flashn00b 9 лет назад +16

    Guessing that "the temptations of the Flashlord" refers to Slaaneshi influence?

    • @halflifeger4179
      @halflifeger4179 8 лет назад +15

      Fleshlord, actually. And yes, you are right.

    • @destroyerofskulls3036
      @destroyerofskulls3036 8 лет назад +2

      Which kind of 'Flash' is being referred to here?

    • @burtarmstrong9968
      @burtarmstrong9968 6 лет назад

      Maybe it's supposed to say "flesh, Lord" or "fleshlord"?

    • @flashn00b
      @flashn00b 4 года назад

      @@destroyerofskulls3036 Very belated reply, but I assume "flash" could refer to getting bricked.

  • @spapsthespycrab718
    @spapsthespycrab718 9 лет назад +44

    ПРИШЛО ВРЕМЯ ИСКАТЬ СШК
    СШК САМИ НЕ НАЙДУТСЯ
    НАЙДИ ИХ, НАЙДИ ИХ БЫСТРЕЕ
    ЗАЧЕМ НУЖЕН ПРОГРЕСС, У МЕНЯ НЕТ ВРЕМЕНИ ДВИГАТЬ НАУКУ
    ЛУЧШЕ ЕЩЕ РАЗ ПОИСКАТЬ СШК
    Я ИЩУ СШК ВСЮ ЖИЗНЬ
    КАЖДАЯ ПОПЫТКА ЗАНИМАЕТ 100 ЛЕТ
    Я ЖИВУ ПОЛЕЗНОЙ И ВАЖНОЙ ЖИЗНЬЮ
    Я УСПЕШЕН И ПОТОМУ ВСТАВЛЯЮ СЕБЕ СЕРВОРУКУ
    А ПОТОМ ЛЕЧУ ИСКАТЬ СШК
    ТУПЫЕ КСЕНОСЫ ОДЕРЖИМЫ РАЗВИТИЕМ
    А Я СВОБОДНЫЙ ОТ ЕРЕСИ ЧЕЛОВЕК
    СЖЕЧЬ МУТАНТА УБИТЬ КСЕНОСА ПРЕСЛЕДОВАТЬ НЕЧИСТЬ
    БОЛТЕР ПЛАЗМА СЕРВИТОР ПРИНЕСИ МАСЛО
    И СМАЖУ СЕБЯ, ПЛОТЬ НЕ НУЖНА
    Я НЕ ИСКАЛ СШК ТАК ДАВНО
    ПОЙДУ ПОИЩУ
    В ИМПЕРИУМЕ ВСЕ ПРОСТО И ПОНЯТНО
    ТАУ ПРИДУМАЛИ ХУЙНЮ Я ЗНАЮ ЧТО ДЕЛАТЬ
    ПОЙДУ ПОИЩУ СШК
    01010101010010101
    СЛАВА ОМНИССИИ!
    01010100101010100

    • @alexanderpozharskii3242
      @alexanderpozharskii3242 9 лет назад +5

      Тем не менее - в условиях вахи попытки разобраться самостоятельно займут у них слишком много времени (да глядя на литературу, а в частности - "Механикус", я бы сказал что фундаментальных знаний, в отрыве от конкретных приборов - у них, пожалуй, меньше чем сейчас).
      А на работу в фундаментальном плане нужны ресурсы. Только вот хрен им их выделят, если и попросят - какая, к херам, наука которая дойдёт до годного уровня лет так тысяч за 10, если прямо сейчас для отражения атаки тиранид, по рассчётам - нужно 600% населения :-)
      Так что единственный оставшийся выход - пытаться отыскать древний бекап. Притом не заражённый во времена эпохи раздора или ереси Хоруса, а также не управляемый поехавшим демонам, как титан в книжке про серых рыцарей.

    • @alexanderpozharskii3242
      @alexanderpozharskii3242 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Зачем нужна стимуляция остатков организма веществами (прошу заметить - ещё надо сгенерить их), если можно просто исказить показания датчиков? :-)
      p.s. да, для новичков в стиле "парень с встроенным мультиметром" не пойдёт.

    • @alexanderpozharskii3242
      @alexanderpozharskii3242 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Ну так АМ же считают, что все биопроблемы лечатся аугментацией :-)
      Почему тут должно быть исключение?

    • @alexanderpozharskii3242
      @alexanderpozharskii3242 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Но перенос всего кроме мозга (и даже немалой его части) для АМ - вполне реальность.
      А вообще, Понтиус Гло в серии про Эйзенхорна - наглядная демонстрация полного переноса (и помощник инква сообщал, что подобное - случай хоть и редкий, но не совсем выдающийся).
      Другое дело - их "традиционные" замарочки (почему бы сразу полноценно не апнуть того "парня с мультиметром"? Ан хрен, рангом не вышел)

    • @alexanderpozharskii3242
      @alexanderpozharskii3242 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Ну дык политиканы с религиозными заскоками же.
      Начиная с 30К (см. "Механикум" - чуть ли не все оказались против адекватного подхода) и заканчивая 40К :
      - схожие с "Механикум"-овыми настроения почти во всём о АМ - приводит к тому, что пилящие таки хоть что-то чуваки это делали секретно (и, как правило, после них о этом никто и не узнает)
      - производитель криговских лазганов (ЕМНИП, ещё и титаны поэффективнее обычных) не делится секретами :-)
      - космические волки посмели присобачить на "Хищника" лазерную пушку вместо стандартной? Да как они могли! Экстерминатус Фенрису (интересно, у кого-то из участников от АМ тысячи сынов в очень дальних родственниках не было? :-) ). (правда, уже в ходе конфликта смогли подделать СШК)
      p.s. волкам повезло, однако. Был же орден, полностью выпиленный из-за производства достаточно простых по меркам вахи генераторов на месте (ага, они, похоже, должны были подождать полгода поставки с ближайшей планеты-завода)

  • @baval5
    @baval5 12 лет назад

    There are other people who live on forge worlds besides Tehcpriests called menials. They work in the factories but otherwise have normal lives including having children. Those who show the proper devotion to the machine spirit on the forge worlds or even on other worlds who make the pilgrimage can be analyzed for worthiness and then, if eligible, become Techpriests. Its also worth noting TP's are virtually immortal since their biomechanical bodies don't age and their minds can be transferred.

  • @OthyMer
    @OthyMer 11 лет назад +1

    "And then the great and one technological omnnissiah awoke from his slumbers on mars, and he, the one, the void dragon, he who was taken advatage of by the flesh emperor, would awake from his sluber at the end of time, to purge unclean and clean alike, flesh and metal, and not even the strongest of the gods of flesh could stop him." -His comment. A few spelling mistakes unless I'm mistaken.

  • @EpicDarkPanther
    @EpicDarkPanther 11 лет назад +1

    great work in being able to translate it: i'll check out the spelling mistakes later. :)

  • @bryanwilson825
    @bryanwilson825 4 года назад

    I have been looking this song for a few months. Got buried under the games ost

  • @1venator
    @1venator 11 лет назад +1

    sometimes adeptus mechanicus creepier than chaos things

  • @АлексейМунарев-й7р

    Прикольный клип!!)) Впрямь я не знаю ГИМН КИБЕРПАНКА!!! Спасибо авторам за это ШЕДЕВР и тем кто его выложил в RUclips.

  • @MaconhaCrazy
    @MaconhaCrazy 12 лет назад +1

    we have here 13 heretics, we have to show them the power of the machine god and the Ominissiah, unleash the titans...

  • @ChaosxSpacexMarine
    @ChaosxSpacexMarine 7 лет назад

    "Om-niss-aye-uh" is how it's pronounced but other than that, this is epicness incarnate.

  • @Anasterian1993
    @Anasterian1993 11 лет назад

    Your remark is exactly my point. but everyone is free to belive in what themselves chosse. Hail the stargods and their immortal servants.

  • @epikphaylle
    @epikphaylle 12 лет назад +1

    I love how the lines are from Dawn of War

  • @manazure
    @manazure 12 лет назад +1

    I know C and C++, and System logic. Quit the Institute to work as marine engineer, day after tomorrow I take the Rank Test, and then will tattoo the Cog on my shoulder, and be a Tech-priest in truth!

  • @rolandnagy3327
    @rolandnagy3327 3 года назад +1

    This song waike up the titanicus.

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 11 лет назад

    AI is Silica Animus, Silica alone refers to Silicon, you know the material most computer components are made out of today, as for Anima, not to be confused with Anima Chorus which is heretical, could possibly refer to one of the many accepted methods in which a Tech Priest might extend their lives such as the use of Juvenat treatments or more likely a Hermetic Infusion which replaces their blood with a bio-mechanical serum.

  • @Masonicon
    @Masonicon 9 лет назад

    Techpriest(to TTG Cyborg): I finds your lack of brainpower disturbing #TTGCyborg #TeenTitansGo

  • @kanesvision56
    @kanesvision56 13 лет назад

    Comperhension is the true path to Divinity
    The Omnissiah knows all
    The Omnissiah Comprehends all...
    You Mechanicus speak truth. We of the Thousand Sons understand that only knowledge is truly powerful. Side with the Glowing Corpse on the Golden Toilet all you want, I still will hold a respect for you.

  • @aceous99
    @aceous99 4 года назад +2

    best version!

  • @manazure
    @manazure 11 лет назад

    Passed. Waiting for the diploma. The tattoo will have to wait until the day after tomorrow.

  • @1venator
    @1venator 11 лет назад +2

    Adeptus Mechanicus is the most creepy organization in Imperium/

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 7 лет назад +1

      I think that would be the Gray Knights, Techpriests don't kill loyal people and coat themselves with their blood.

  • @BladeMasterGrom13
    @BladeMasterGrom13 13 лет назад

    The void dragon is pleased with this video, will serve him well lol

  • @Agila40k
    @Agila40k 14 лет назад

    Классно Сделано! Респект Автору Клипа и Автору Песни!
    Omnissiah save us!!!

  • @AXenosProductioNZ
    @AXenosProductioNZ 11 лет назад +1

    Well Eldar spaceships aren't really very tough...
    How awesome is their tech you ask?
    Iron Men: Where's your god now Xenos

  • @resmetal
    @resmetal  13 лет назад

    @TheDarkCountess1
    it band name -HMKids-

  • @Navili502
    @Navili502 13 лет назад

    The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.

  • @almightyloaf3886
    @almightyloaf3886 11 лет назад

    Is this what Servitors hear every day? No wonder my Legion's fortresses take so long to build...

  • @malthazar5029
    @malthazar5029 11 лет назад +1

    They're just a bunch of diehard Technophiles who couldn't flip a switch if it came from the Golden Age of Technology. Try the Cullexus Assassins.

  • @mcash3
    @mcash3 4 года назад +1

    “…++CORPUS FINIS+MACHINA MAGNUS+SANCTUS METALLUM+POTESTAS OMNISSIAH, OMNISSIAH VULT+DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE MACHINE GOD++CORPUS FIN…”

  • @alexnicholasstoklosa2253
    @alexnicholasstoklosa2253 10 лет назад +5

    Tech Priest Cats omimeowsire

  • @calvinturner2954
    @calvinturner2954 11 лет назад

    The Dragon. (Void Dragon to the Eldar) is the ctan god of machinery. He wakes up, the whole of terra goes to shit as its millions of defence ships go for a new target. Alternatively there are some theories that state that it enjoys its current position, the necrons would enslave it or destroy it, mechanicus actively venerates it.

  • @RedShocktrooperRST
    @RedShocktrooperRST 11 лет назад

    Even then, the Adeptus Mechanicus is at least fifteen years older than the Grox are.

  • @McFrager
    @McFrager 11 лет назад

    would certainly show a connection for their love of 'replacements'.

  • @7thwiew
    @7thwiew 12 лет назад

    After some research, it seems you're right about silica. And no, land raiders make use of completely mechanical AI but it is concealed by it's behaviour being blamed on the machine spirit. And an "anima chorus" is a device used to reanimate dead flesh and is very much heresy. As for knowledge of the chaos gods, I don't know for certain but during the age of strife there were significan chaos incursions on human worlds. Also feel free to explain what anima is.