Thanks to Doge Boi for helping me film this ruclips.net/user/DogeBoi69420 Go subscribe to him Edit: FOR CLARIFICATION: The France surrender joke in 0:38 is not meant to make fun of France’s defeat during World War II. Instead it makes fun of France players being notoriously bad at the game which causes them to be taken over by one of their neighbours most of the time. Please don’t get offended over such a minor joke, I make fun of all countries equally :)
@@TOLML You know that's fine, lol Even I did notice it, France either get taken out by all its neighbours or just leave after being capital sniped, it's pretty reasonable xd
When I play as France I try get Sierra Leone as quick as I can and I start analyzing other European countries mostly uk and Germany who will try to invade me first and when I get declared I try to make tanks as quick as possible, make some artillery just in case and try to fortify the capital and mostly if it is Germany because it is on my border so if he is a noob and uses infantry I can try to entrench the tanks at Paris, make more and directly go to the Rhein because maybe it’s a average player who was tryna making tanks but meanwhile used infantry ( ngl that happens often to me when I play as France but after I camp Paris a little more he peaces out and goes for other countries but when he peaces the most probably is he got bored of spamming on me or he started lacking resources but i still accept because it’s hard to keep camping Paris mostly when the uk also declares ( also happens often both Germany and uk team up to try invade me or they tryna see who invades me first) then I need make submarines wich is a pain and I keep camping Paris cuz Germany and uk players I faced most times didint flank my factories they mostly attacked other cities and proceeded to try and flank my capital but like Germany the uk player peaces out and this one has more reason for me to accept him withdrawing because with me tryna make the most tanks to protect Paris as possible making ships is very hard and because it is B r I t a I n it’s hard to chase em to London so I at least hold them until they withdraw and I never played very long time as France but if I once play a long time as France and I find myself at war with us and Germany I’ll just use this strategy and wait until I can recover and take other countries around me so I can make more factories and have more biomes and regions to flank enemy troops with artillery
I don’t like when the only thing to say about a country is that they are weak and surrender whenever they are the greatest historical military country of the modern age. They surrendered 1 time in WW2 when they honestly had no choice
I just from Asean and then take over taiwan japan and the koreas and then fight china and once I win I basically become a superpower and then the USA player finally sees asia and starts raging in chat cause I have a navy near hawaii
alternatives china : 9000k troops? That’s half my manpower! India : what are biomes Germany : *looks at Austria and Poland* Brazil : *forms empire and leaves game* USA : *donates all money and manpower to tiny country in Europe because they are 1% that nationality and there is a country invading it* Poland : *makes joke about ww2, leaves* Japan : *arguing with china about taking over korea* South Africa : still does nothing
I feel so violated by the last one 😭 I usually play neutral but the one time I played South Africa I formed the AU and basically did nothing with anybody the entire time
Yo juego siempre con sudafrica y termino concursando Europa XD o algo parecido, al menos hago algo porque si no tienes territorio en Europa no puedes hacer nada solo ténganlo es cuenta
0:33 best part was france and germany arguing France: germoney you will be kild France:i am glrius nepolon Germany: Stop the cap France: haha germoney you die *germany takes paris* France: WHAAAAAT France:HACK (x3)
everything was accurate except for the fact that normal South Africa just says ahh my name is no longer South Africa it’s united Africa and then proceeds to conquer Africa
0:07 Navy? What navy? 0:13 oops i didn't know you lose 3 stability for every war as a democracy 0:19 Don't need to build the Mexican wall if there's no mexico to begin with 0:26 Blitzkrieg 0:33 colonised 0:39 surrender 0:45 invades small countries successfully 0:52 Portugal? You mean west spain? 0:58 Rush B 1:04 Forgets that it's not 2019 1:11 i troll children on lego HO14 all day 1:17 Fails to send anyone To Brazil 1:24 Gigachad 1:33 Does nothing the entire game
Musics/songs i know: 0:06 red sun in the sky mao zedong progandapa song 0:18 Murica heck yeah song 0:30 british grinadiers fife and drum 0:51 la mercha real 1:16 UR GOING TO BRAZIL meme 1:23 polish cow meme
Yeah I was playing as China and I was threatened by a very powerful Spain so the last thing that came to mind for me besides militarizing my country was a navy xD
The otsly one is so true I was playing Ethiopia and Italy attacked me he made ground but eventually lost all his troop then I made an alliance with Egypit and he closed the suez of but bold Italy wanted me so he attacked again and failed he did it one more time before he gave up
I fought a Germany player once who just threw like 200k infantry and 400tanks at me who had 800 tanks and close to 200k infantry entrench and then he lefy
I once had a guy in a server where I was the Alam melayu (maded up by Indonesia, me) who shredded A Iran player, And he went mad as hell,he was india (Well, actually Maruyan empire) And he tried to ally me, When he betrayed me on taking over Madagascar, which I took over in the Indian FOTASE- Iranian war, which I just took that
@@giowornosince Turkey players are really a lot, I play Iran and fight them. I never let them form ottoman. I declare on them or Iraq. If I kill Iraq,they sometimes leave. If not they declare. And the first option yeah, I declare.
one time i played as south africa, said nothing the whole game, took all of southern africa (everything below sahara) and people noticed i didnt say anything, and just said i was a menace
The only real threats are Nigeria, Congo, and Egypt. Colonizing Europeans come late game a lot, and sometimes annoying brazillian troop spammers invade you.
@@datechds9434 I can relate to Brazilian troop spammers invading you even though I played as Nigeria that one time it really applies to all of Africa for some reason
Serbia:speedrunning yugoslavia Taiwan:gets invaded by china Any country in oceania:actually becomes powerfull Antartica:uninvadable Australia:upside down Turkey:haha ottoman empire go brrr Sitzerland:I am neutral why u attack me Germany?? Liechtenstein:get invaded my switzerland Monaco:people forget I exist
Pakistan? Mexico? Canada? Saudi Arabia? Switzerland? Greece? Turkey? Argentina? Australia? Chile? Falkland Islands? That weirdo that always forms the USSR?
And when you weren’t France, how many times have they survived against Germany, UK, Italy? This video is making fun of the general stereotypes of each country in RON. If I was making it based on personal experiences then every country would be something along the lines of ‘Destroys the Server!’
How come most people's computer cant handle RON? My computer Is bad and I still can get a average of 120 fps on RON, And nothing Is actually detailed If your talking about units and citys.
Venezuela: somehow has no gold Colômbia: rolls trough Panama and Central America with tank spam Turkey: invades the Middle East and proceeds to invade the balkans just to get clapped by some Romanian, Serbian and Greek tanks Chile: ima be honest with you, this country is op to use tanks agaisnt Brazil but for our luck it doesn’t has so much oil… right?! Nigeria: invades the whole Gold Coast and west africa just to have a boss fight agaisnt South Africa speedrunners and Egypt players Serbia:commits war crimes agaisnt everyone Hungary: bro I need Austria and Czech to form Sierra Leone: everyone forgets it’s existance because it lacks square cities Greenland: stays quiet the entire game sometimes secretly making factories Iceland: same as Greenland Cook Islands: Congratulations! You won your "not touch grass or see the sun achievement"! Saudi Arabia: oil defict? Never heard of it Romania: steals all of turkey, russia, Austria and Hungary s infantry from existence with some artillery and tanks Ukraine: gets invaded but sometimes reaches Moscow Austria: accepts its fate when Germany justifies And lastly Israel: takes entire levant while no one including Egypt or turkey are looking
I like playing as south Africa and in most games I try to take out India, China (or south China if they already collapsed) and maybe the Us if I have a good economy
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Edit: FOR CLARIFICATION:
The France surrender joke in 0:38 is not meant to make fun of France’s defeat during World War II. Instead it makes fun of France players being notoriously bad at the game which causes them to be taken over by one of their neighbours most of the time.
Please don’t get offended over such a minor joke, I make fun of all countries equally :)
Next. Fall of nations.
Ok cool
*Me expecting something interesting for my country*
"Surrender"
Ah yes, was to be expected
I’m really sorry, Rise of Nations players put your country to shame as they die over and over again as it
@@TOLML You know that's fine, lol
Even I did notice it, France either get taken out by all its neighbours or just leave after being capital sniped, it's pretty reasonable xd
When I play as France I try get Sierra Leone as quick as I can and I start analyzing other European countries mostly uk and Germany who will try to invade me first and when I get declared I try to make tanks as quick as possible, make some artillery just in case and try to fortify the capital and mostly if it is Germany because it is on my border so if he is a noob and uses infantry I can try to entrench the tanks at Paris, make more and directly go to the Rhein because maybe it’s a average player who was tryna making tanks but meanwhile used infantry ( ngl that happens often to me when I play as France but after I camp Paris a little more he peaces out and goes for other countries but when he peaces the most probably is he got bored of spamming on me or he started lacking resources but i still accept because it’s hard to keep camping Paris mostly when the uk also declares ( also happens often both Germany and uk team up to try invade me or they tryna see who invades me first) then I need make submarines wich is a pain and I keep camping Paris cuz Germany and uk players I faced most times didint flank my factories they mostly attacked other cities and proceeded to try and flank my capital but like Germany the uk player peaces out and this one has more reason for me to accept him withdrawing because with me tryna make the most tanks to protect Paris as possible making ships is very hard and because it is B r I t a I n it’s hard to chase em to London so I at least hold them until they withdraw and I never played very long time as France but if I once play a long time as France and I find myself at war with us and Germany I’ll just use this strategy and wait until I can recover and take other countries around me so I can make more factories and have more biomes and regions to flank enemy troops with artillery
I don’t like when the only thing to say about a country is that they are weak and surrender whenever they are the greatest historical military country of the modern age. They surrendered 1 time in WW2 when they honestly had no choice
pretty easy to kill germany if you get tanks first thing
You forgot that Vietnam casually achieving world domination without anybody noticing
same thing could be said for:
literally any country below tier VI
I just from Asean and then take over taiwan japan and the koreas and then fight china and once I win I basically become a superpower and then the USA player finally sees asia and starts raging in chat cause I have a navy near hawaii
lmao true a Nguyen Dynasty took all of Asia once lol
alternatives
china : 9000k troops? That’s half my manpower!
India : what are biomes
Germany : *looks at Austria and Poland*
Brazil : *forms empire and leaves game*
USA : *donates all money and manpower to tiny country in Europe because they are 1% that nationality and there is a country invading it*
Poland : *makes joke about ww2, leaves*
Japan : *arguing with china about taking over korea*
South Africa : still does nothing
accurate
in every ron server, south africa still does nothing :)
I agree I played as Japan like now and just lost cause we argued of who taking Korea 🥲🙂
@@TOLML either that or they slowly accumulate land in Africa while no one pays attention
True for brazil because I once took Uruguay as Argentina and every brazil that joined just left immediately.
as a South African player, I can confirm.
I feel so violated by the last one 😭 I usually play neutral but the one time I played South Africa I formed the AU and basically did nothing with anybody the entire time
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s quite literally… the truth. South Africa is so isolated from the action they do nothing the entire game
@@TOLML aren't all african countries isolated from the action, all the action is in Europe and all that
Africa sometimes gets some action. The Pacific Islands are basically non-existent
@@TOLML I mean you can maybe fight nigeria or someone if you stay in the game long enough
Yo juego siempre con sudafrica y termino concursando Europa XD o algo parecido, al menos hago algo porque si no tienes territorio en Europa no puedes hacer nada solo ténganlo es cuenta
Please make another one dude, this made me genuinely laugh on all of them, not to say it’s accurate msotly
Probably the only funny RON meme video. Congrats
XD! Nice video, It's 100% accurate !
Me when playing china against Taiwan:super idol op navy
Me when playing china against Japan: navy? Is that enchantment table language?
It’s like China players are *programmed* like an AI to use ships only if they’re fighting against Taiwan but not against anyone else
@@TOLML so true
Canada: *Sorry bud, I accidentally took over the American continents, eh?*
That happened like once
@landon8214*looks at 178.5M+ people* Yeah, I think the odds are that someone has done that once or twice before.
Really well edited!
The accuracy of this video is more accurate than people knowing whats 1+1
Christmas Island: Bullies the entire sever
0:13 music name?
wow this is amazing.
i've been looking at this for 5 hours haven't i?
0:33 best part was france and germany arguing
France: germoney you will be kild
France:i am glrius nepolon
Germany: Stop the cap
France: haha germoney you die
*germany takes paris*
France: WHAAAAAT
France:HACK (x3)
finally someone noticed it
Hilarious i will sub if part 2
everything was accurate except for the fact that normal South Africa just says ahh my name is no longer South Africa it’s united Africa and then proceeds to conquer Africa
thats what i do!
and then a tunisia player takes over the sahara
you forgor about that average turkey guy who gets beaten up by the entirety of europe after trying to form ottoman
Cook islands: dpnt underestimate my power cuz i have literally all day
0:07 Navy? What navy? 0:13 oops i didn't know you lose 3 stability for every war as a democracy 0:19 Don't need to build the Mexican wall if there's no mexico to begin with 0:26 Blitzkrieg 0:33 colonised 0:39 surrender 0:45 invades small countries successfully 0:52 Portugal? You mean west spain? 0:58 Rush B 1:04 Forgets that it's not 2019 1:11 i troll children on lego HO14 all day 1:17 Fails to send anyone To Brazil 1:24 Gigachad 1:33 Does nothing the entire game
Musics/songs i know:
0:06 red sun in the sky mao zedong progandapa song
0:18 Murica heck yeah song
0:30 british grinadiers fife and drum
0:51 la mercha real
1:16 UR GOING TO BRAZIL meme
1:23 polish cow meme
Canada: why am i never mentionned?
sorry for the complaint..
Half the time they’re ai the other half they get absorbed by the USA
@@TOLML Actually, i invaded all of USA as Canada, fair and square, in an online game. I think that's like a 1% chance.
Love the French part. Pretty accurate.
Accurate 1 time in history. Get your facts straight
Unfunny and overused joke, plus it offends me as hell
@@magmism Le mon 🍋
@@mas0nfootball6810 Franco-Prussian war.
bruh why so much hate to this dude
Great video bro! We uploaded our first ever RON vid today
the china part was accurate
i was playing taiwan and china declared on me and with legit 3 destroyers china had 7 million losses..
I built a navy the first time I played China and let's say that east asia didn't have fun that day
@@giowornojapan does have a good fighting chance though. Just gotta play the naval game.
Portugal: "Spain, you mean east Portugal?"
Sent marteen: "unification time"
Palestine: "waaaaaaaaaah"
Yeah I was playing as China and I was threatened by a very powerful Spain so the last thing that came to mind for me besides militarizing my country was a navy xD
turkey: whats the middle east? you mean southern turkey right?
indonesia: forms and leaves
australia: South Africa 2.0
nigeria: you mean sokoto?
turkey always gets ganged up on by italy and egypt
@@mythfulyr and sometimes russia and iran
Iran players:wait who wanted Iraq?
*Turkey leaves*
the iran part was really accurate lmao
this what i call...
*E P I C B A T T L E*
nice video lol
(hong king also being gigachad defending against china with subs)
EDIT: LAND BORDERS DONT NEED SUBS
Defending a land border with submarines?
Sigma Hong Kong Grindset #specialadministrativillionairegrindset
@@TOLML uhhhh i don’t wanna talk about it 💀
@@anexx hold up dont know you from the videos
The absolute feat of taking all of Africa in 5 years as an island nation
Nice vid
I can not believe that this video actually showed America doing something well.
I play south Africa and 8n 2029 I have all of drc Tanzania and every other south African nation
The otsly one is so true I was playing Ethiopia and Italy attacked me he made ground but eventually lost all his troop then I made an alliance with Egypit and he closed the suez of but bold Italy wanted me so he attacked again and failed he did it one more time before he gave up
Loving it 🥰
he iran part is so accurate
nigeria: somehow takes litterally all of africa without anyone noticing
Seeing poland as an giga chad.. beautiful thing
What song?
Switzerland: *NETRUAL MODE ACTIVATED*
Switzerland: Either never gets invaded or dies by Germany, Austria, or France
what is that music that a master peace 0:25
The Poland one was really accurate
I fought a Germany player once who just threw like 200k infantry and 400tanks at me who had 800 tanks and close to 200k infantry entrench and then he lefy
What song did you use for germany
taiwan when China makes destroyers: He he, i'm in danger!
Afghanistan has joined the chat:
Afghanistan: *Why the hell is every superpower against me. LEAVE ME AL- Ohhh*
*Afghanistan has left the chat*
“south africa does nothing”
lesotho and eswatini: are you sure about that
Correction: does nothing IMPORTANT**
@@TOLML idc
I once had a guy in a server where I was the Alam melayu (maded up by Indonesia, me) who shredded A Iran player, And he went mad as hell,he was india (Well, actually Maruyan empire) And he tried to ally me, When he betrayed me on taking over Madagascar, which I took over in the Indian FOTASE- Iranian war, which I just took that
As an American main I can confirm that we take Mexico and become extremely vocal and have our accounts suspended.
you forgot that Greece player who always gets railed by turkey
Maybe if I make a Part 2 where I cover the smaller nations
@@TOLML you are going to become a shitposting channel at that point lmao
Switzerland: Gets invaded by italy but then kicks ass and takes rome.
FINALLY
POLAND GETS FUCKING APPICIATED WITHOUT A INVADE JOKE
Turkey: tries to do the ottoman empire, but its too hard, so he form hittite and leaves.
I was lucky enough to let Austria form and then he just ceded everything to me lol
I had to fight the us as turkey to form ottoman...
@@giowornosince Turkey players are really a lot, I play Iran and fight them. I never let them form ottoman. I declare on them or Iraq. If I kill Iraq,they sometimes leave. If not they declare. And the first option yeah, I declare.
one time i played as south africa, said nothing the whole game, took all of southern africa (everything below sahara) and people noticed i didnt say anything, and just said i was a menace
Once i formed african union without saying anything as SA. Everyone was confused when I formed it and didn't even know I was a player, lmao.
Make more of them cuz it was pretty accurate.
I find fascinating playing as south Africa, as i dont have to worry about war with other country until like 2024 most of the time
The only real threats are Nigeria, Congo, and Egypt. Colonizing Europeans come late game a lot, and sometimes annoying brazillian troop spammers invade you.
@@datechds9434 I can relate to Brazilian troop spammers invading you even though I played as Nigeria that one time it really applies to all of Africa for some reason
Serbia:speedrunning yugoslavia
Taiwan:gets invaded by china
Any country in oceania:actually becomes powerfull
Antartica:uninvadable
Australia:upside down
Turkey:haha ottoman empire go brrr
Sitzerland:I am neutral why u attack me Germany??
Liechtenstein:get invaded my switzerland
Monaco:people forget I exist
1:34 at least you included the nation that half my blood is from
same h-
same, but here: 1:16
What Songs or themes that are played when a country join a battle?
North Korea: WHERE ARE MY NUKES?!?!?!!?
For the Poland one instead of Gigachad even though Poland is a Gigachad what about “when the winged hussars finally arrived”
1:24 koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia
what was the music on the british one, where it sa1d C O L O N I Z E D
British Grenadiers
Britain: *conquers Africa* Spain, France, Germany, Portugal and others: 'G I V E"
oh and also was the Spanish one La Marcha Royale?
@@ElectricityCentralOfficial Marcha Real, the Spanish Anthem, however nowadays the lyrics are usually omitted
ok
乙的确 btw tankfish made a vid about taking over world with north korea and germany
When people don’t colonize and you don’t get players in Africa, South Africa is accurate.
i subbed
China: we do a little conquest of Kazahstan
china after spam units korea and loses 95% of infantry by its destroyer:
Any balkan country: hate thy neighbor
As a person who constantly gets stuck with south africa, i can confirm all i do is form and then just wait.
Argentina: *tries to take Uruguay before Brazil*
meh
We need MORE
Pakistan? Mexico? Canada? Saudi Arabia? Switzerland? Greece? Turkey? Argentina? Australia? Chile? Falkland Islands? That weirdo that always forms the USSR?
Boom, ideas
I just played Italy and it took me 10 years something to get Libya
As a person of polish origin i can confirm.
0:38 idk is that true bc today i was france and survived against UK, germany and italy
And when you weren’t France, how many times have they survived against Germany, UK, Italy?
This video is making fun of the general stereotypes of each country in RON. If I was making it based on personal experiences then every country would be something along the lines of ‘Destroys the Server!’
@@TOLML Ik that i'm just saying
Perfection.
As an Spanish, I would say that we call portugal "western Spain"
video: SA does nothing
everytime i see a sa player: forming african union in 3.5 years
Make more of these!
Dude i am that iran player once i defended against russia, usa and turkey and they raged quit after 10 failed attacks
Taiwan is a beginner to what i can do, i defend berlin with a battleship
How come most people's computer cant handle RON? My computer Is bad and I still can get a average of 120 fps on RON, And nothing Is actually detailed If your talking about units and citys.
Same
Probably because of Internet connection
waitbim a poland player who ever 1v5 all player with germany russia france china and uk alone and i stand for 2-3 years
Turkey: INTENSE OTTOMAN FORMING
I have a bug like when I want to play by USA I can’t. Can u help pls
India is so true bsck when I India mained I waiting like 5 years for stability to go up while developing into number 1 nation
whats the source of the guy singing erika
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I think TOLMLshould had added taiwan and it said having a navy is as good thing but where china navy?
Whats the british song thats playing
British Grenadiers
i want part 2 of this lmao
1:17 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haiti: Manages to conquer the Caribbean and the USA with nothing but infantry.
I
I LITERALLY DID THIS-
+I also took alot of africa, the Levant, India, and eastern china and pretty much all of north america
@@KompridiCR the lesson to take away from this is to never underestimate the power of the Caribbean.
mhm
As a brazil player i have sent multiple argentina players to brazil
Venezuela: somehow has no gold
Colômbia: rolls trough Panama and Central America with tank spam
Turkey: invades the Middle East and proceeds to invade the balkans just to get clapped by some Romanian, Serbian and Greek tanks
Chile: ima be honest with you, this country is op to use tanks agaisnt Brazil but for our luck it doesn’t has so much oil… right?!
Nigeria: invades the whole Gold Coast and west africa just to have a boss fight agaisnt South Africa speedrunners and Egypt players
Serbia:commits war crimes agaisnt everyone
Hungary: bro I need Austria and Czech to form
Sierra Leone: everyone forgets it’s existance because it lacks square cities
Greenland: stays quiet the entire game sometimes secretly making factories
Iceland: same as Greenland
Cook Islands: Congratulations! You won your "not touch grass or see the sun achievement"!
Saudi Arabia: oil defict? Never heard of it
Romania: steals all of turkey, russia, Austria and Hungary s infantry from existence with some artillery and tanks
Ukraine: gets invaded but sometimes reaches Moscow
Austria: accepts its fate when Germany justifies
And lastly
Israel: takes entire levant while no one including Egypt or turkey are looking
I like playing as south Africa and in most games I try to take out India, China (or south China if they already collapsed) and maybe the Us if I have a good economy
song?
That south Africa one is low key no cap true