Is that voice who I think it is or am I hallucinating? I'm really tired (I normally wait until I'm awake to comment) but salmon is like ...super fascinating to watch which triggers my asmr more for some reason... She's pretty intense when she's looking at things. Her pain over the sea horses...I want to give her a hug. Why am I talking about her like she's an actual person? You're that good.
Salmon has quite the personality. I feel like she was the girl in high-school that was always picked on and nobody would sit with her in the lunch room. Needless to say, you did a great job with this character.
Imagine if you walked into a store and asked yo see their wares and the girl at the desk just started caressing a bag of pistachios for like 3 minuets! Haha. Salmon is wonderful.
I have watched this a number of times. Still laugh at the free coins, pistachios smell like pistachios, and the coffee maker with cold coffee that Salmon serves. In her honour I named my Betta fish, Mr Sal Mon. He's a red crowntail, and I reckon she'd love to go coin finding with him. More Salmon please!!!! This time I'll hit like too! Sea horses have always fascinated me. I adore how Salmon lights up at the simplest of things. A wonderful reminder of the joys of life. The Sun picture you play almost as a harp. Did you write the script? Very cleverly done. Thank you so much.
I love Salmon for the same reason I love the alaskan fake psychic-lady so much. They always get me fully emerged because not only do I actually feel like I would give them all my time and patience in the world, but they also have the perfect fitting personality to do everything very slowly and carefully. I just LOVE it so much ♡
This is better acted than 100% percent of skits on RUclips. I’d watch a sitcom with your characters.😊 You are amazing talented at acting and writing, especially the humor.
Today, I met a woman at work who reminded me a lot of Salmon. Leaned in a little close, spoke very childishly. It was the first time I've gotten tingles from direct communication in a while. It was nice. c: Please do more Salmon.
Riley Wells Botanically speaking they are not, they are drupes. A nut never opens and releases it's seed, kind of ironic really given the term. I need to stop reading useless junk and sleep more, I shouldn't know that lol
Salmon is so cute :) My favorite parts of the video were the tapping and scratching on the canvas and the credit card. Thanks so much, hope you had a merry Christmas!
Asmr classiness personified. By the quality audio, lighting and content its obvious you put a lot of thought and effort in making these videos. They are some of , if not the best videos uploaded on youtube.
It was wonderful Ally, professionally edited, creative, and of course Salmon is the best character ever, pls take back her in the future more often, so entertaining, funny, and adorable! I'm so grateful for this video, watched it 3 times already! Never liked TV shows, but now I'm obsessed with one, your christmas series! Merry Christmas Ally!
Very funny, surprisingly tingly, and touching. Especially touching how she kind of identifies with the strangeness of the seahorses. You've created something very beautiful here.
I love love love LOVE Salmon, she's adorable and I can relate to getting excited/enthusiastic about outwardly benign things. Probably one of my favorite ASMR characters so far.
Wow, I don't normally leave comments on ASMR videos, but you have absolutely broken the mold. I normally find ASMR vids something I can put on, then tune out, they just soothe me in the background, but you are so engaging, funny, entertaining, clever, and often downright hilarious that I can't help but be sucked right in, the whole time! The idea of linking all of these videos together was sheer genius, I applaud the brilliance! I also wanted to mention that your smile, laugh, and effervescent joy reminds me so much of Jessica Capshaw, the actress who plays Arizona Robbins on Grey's Anatomy. You're a star, my darling. Never stop!
I come back to this video again and again. Salmon, the pistachios, scratching the painting and sea horses.... So good. Ive tried to find other videos featuring longer scratching segments like you do with the painting, but nothing compares to this one. Its short, but my favorite. Now if I could just stay awake through the pistachios to get to it..... Zzzzzzz (thank you)
I am so glad that Salmon's back. SO GLAD! This is a great present thanks Ally!! The moment where she placed her head between the book ends to illustrate her point goodness that was so cute and hilarious. Also this is the first time my character did something in an ASMR video. I GRABBED THE CUP AND DRANK FROM IT!
Oh my Godzilla! Salmon is just like me! Awkward and very very veeeery weird... But, I'm Asian... I kept on yelling, "I WANT A PISTACHIO!!!" At the screen. I kept on yelling till my parents told me to shut up. :P
I love watching/listening to your videos, along with asmrnovastar you two are like 90% of my ASMR World! I could listen to you all day and never get bored of your videos. I love how much time and effort you put into your clips, they clearly are very important to you and I love to spend the time watching them (seems the least we can do). Yeah for Salmon! I love her, she's so cute. Great to see her back!
I had a friend like Salmon growing up, she was tremendously awkward but I loved her Innocent weirdness :D Thanks for the video Ally, made me laugh and brought home some funny memories xx
That bag of pistachios comes from my hometown!!! I go there for tours and things all the time! Their baklava is divine, and the pistachios are always amazing! Thank you for showing that good things can come from New Mexico.
I just adore Salmon's character, she's an absolute doll
I should like very much to see a Salmon and Penny collaboration. :oD
salmon should appeare more
I wish someone stared at me, the way salmon stared at these pistachios
Saaaaaaame
LMAO!! 😂😂
Bleu Skye Wow, you're gonna make one cannibal very happy one day LOL
"So what type of things does your friend like? Entertainment? Ok, I know something. We have this bag of pistachios." -Salmon, 2013
+Jason Grieco
colbert could DESTROY salmon
Hi I'm from the future of 2015
+Snowflake and Sunshine what's up its 2016
+gigi taylor Whats up its 2017... whats that jeff? oh. oh we're still in 2016? huh, well never mind, carry on.
👌🏻😂
"Let me open it up so I can smell the pistachios. Hmm... Smells like pistachios." 😂
-Salmon 2k13 😂
Lmao 😂😂🔫
Is that voice who I think it is or am I hallucinating? I'm really tired (I normally wait until I'm awake to comment) but salmon is like ...super fascinating to watch which triggers my asmr more for some reason... She's pretty intense when she's looking at things. Her pain over the sea horses...I want to give her a hug. Why am I talking about her like she's an actual person? You're that good.
I miss salmon . Please bring her back!!!
Same! I love her so much 😂
+EmmaWolfy +🐠😭😭
Salmon was great!
After dismissing Salmon, "I'm sorry, she's very new..." New to what, life?? LOL
"They're giving away free money in the fountain!" Gosh I love Salmon. XD
The ASMR Circus
For gummy worms!!!
Why is Salmon so dam adorkable
Alyssa Parsons Because she is salmon
KiwiDesu :3 aggred
Salmon has quite the personality. I feel like she was the girl in high-school that was always picked on and nobody would sit with her in the lunch room. Needless to say, you did a great job with this character.
Reminds me slightly of Luna from Harry Potter...
"You look really familiar. Have you ever been in the morgue?"
"Why, yes I have! I was a patient there just last week!"
Shattered Heaven You just made my day. XD
crazydudet123 hahahaha glad I could make you happy :)
ShatteredHeaven Salmon asking the REAL questions
Imagine if you walked into a store and asked yo see their wares and the girl at the desk just started caressing a bag of pistachios for like 3 minuets! Haha. Salmon is wonderful.
Salmon is so wonderfully odd. She reminds me a bit of Luna Lovegood :) I also love her eyebrows ;)
CrystalEyez
Yaaaassssss!!!!!!
Funny how Salmon had pistachios since she got fuckin roasted in the last video
LOL what video are you referring to?
+Richie Whoa the day 7 role play.
+Azuremarill12 u just made me choke on my tea
+Azuremarill12 your channel icom is awesome. I have azumarill too as you can see 😁
+Azuremarill12 This comment was brutal :'D
pleaseeeeee bring back Salmon!! i love her character soo much.
Her character is kinda a mix of shy and nerdy
and kinda fuckin creepy
What? Just cause she thought she recognized you from the morgue?
Vlaceo Muad Lai yeah do you think that
When Salmon hugs the pistachios... MY HEART :O
I know. It brought a warm feeling to my heart and made me smile. More Salmon Videos pls. It would be awesome to see Salmon in a Holiday Video
beebjank and thats why its called "Heart of the Desert Pistachios"
beebjank nood nood
I have watched this a number of times. Still laugh at the free coins, pistachios smell like pistachios, and the coffee maker with cold coffee that Salmon serves. In her honour I named my Betta fish, Mr Sal Mon. He's a red crowntail, and I reckon she'd love to go coin finding with him. More Salmon please!!!! This time I'll hit like too! Sea horses have always fascinated me. I adore how Salmon lights up at the simplest of things. A wonderful reminder of the joys of life.
The Sun picture you play almost as a harp.
Did you write the script? Very cleverly done. Thank you so much.
When I first clicked on the video, I thought the unknown person was buying salmon. I was wrong :D
Same lol
me too, 😂
I love Salmon for the same reason I love the alaskan fake psychic-lady so much. They always get me fully emerged because not only do I actually feel like I would give them all my time and patience in the world, but they also have the perfect fitting personality to do everything very slowly and carefully. I just LOVE it so much ♡
I thought the fake psychic (Avalon Divine) was from Minnasota dontcha know?
I feel the exact same way!! That one is my favorite along with this!
Jason Grieco oops, maybe Im wrong? sahrry :)
Jason Grieco
I was thinking Iowa..
Oh my god. I only just now realized Salmon was you. I've been thinking that Salmon was a different person for months.
You're slow, bro.
Sydnie Bush
you've won the internet
Mark O'Connor Why thank you, kind Mark, for giving me the honors of the internet. I hereby dub you Sir Mark of ASMRville. c:
Sydnie Bush holy shit! The first time i read the comment, i didn't pay attention to the name being slowbro202 lol
SLOWBRO. c:
I want to hug Salmon a lot, but I also don't want to hug her a lot. I feel conflicted with my hugs.
GerikDT please be my friend
GerikDT she needs a hug
This is the best comment i've heard.
Read.
Salmon likes to hug her cardboard cutout of Ricky Martin. She goes through two or three a month.
My mind is blown that this video is 10 years old. I was 13, and now I'm 23, and I still love this video
EDIT: Miss you, Ally
This is better acted than 100% percent of skits on RUclips. I’d watch a sitcom with your characters.😊
You are amazing talented at acting and writing, especially the humor.
God bless you Salmon
Hm... I wonder who the assistant will be...
"Salmon?"
Oh fuck.
Same XDD
I don't know whether to laugh or be relaxed XD
Her name is salmon because obviously she's a "catch". Lol
... Best PUN EVER! (sarcasm intended)
Um, catch and release maybe
MeKealU looooooool
Ba dum tss
"I'll go ahead and check you out now...and then I'll ring up your purchase" I am cracking up 😂😂 salmon 2k13 KILLIN the game
Today, I met a woman at work who reminded me a lot of Salmon. Leaned in a little close, spoke very childishly. It was the first time I've gotten tingles from direct communication in a while. It was nice. c: Please do more Salmon.
Ally, I don't really know what job you do, but acting is your destiny! this. is. amafuckinmazing!
Meet Salmon, Miranda's lesser known fraternal twin.
Guys! ASMR
feat. Miranda Sings! Make it happen people!
I think of Salmon as that one friend you can never take to parties,like ever.
BlancaVasquez15 because she is more of an introvert kind of person :)
I like Salmon. She just enjoys the simpler things in life.
a bag of pistachios. The bag looked like a sack. Pistachios are nuts. So it's a nut sack...
Ephemeral Rift 😂😂😂
+Riley Wells Pretty sure pistachios are a fruit seed...
+kickboxerinsj13 pistachios are nuts look it up
Riley Wells Botanically speaking they are not, they are drupes. A nut never opens and releases it's seed, kind of ironic really given the term. I need to stop reading useless junk and sleep more, I shouldn't know that lol
+kickboxerinsj13 ever heard of a peanut? they open up and they have the word nut in it lol
When Salmon was showing us the bookends and she had her head between them, I expected her to say "Look, I'm a face book."
Every single one of your characters is so different good lord how many identical sisters do you HAVE because they can't possibly all be you!
salmon is so cutE WITH HER LITTLE PISTACHIOS
danyul!
Ahh the phandom lives in every comment section
we're everyyyywhhhherrrreee!!! Leah mclane
+meme extravaganza literally what the fuck why are we everywhere
stella grace i have no clue, but its pretty darn cool.
Oh my gosh! Salmon should totally be a quirky AI in departure episode 3!
I love how detailed her videos are!
HOLY CRAP THE CUP MOVED
that's because you had a drink
I think it's little touches like the cup that really make Ally's videos the best!
My favorite quirky girl is back! Loving this soo much!
"whats your friend interested in.....entertainment? well here is a bag of pistachios, a stolen coffee maker, a painting, and some bookends"
Perfect!
that coffee maker is mine
sounds like a party to me lol
Salmon is so cute :) My favorite parts of the video were the tapping and scratching on the canvas and the credit card. Thanks so much, hope you had a merry Christmas!
Salmon deserves a show outside of ASMR.
I can't be the only one crushin' on Salmon right?
nope
I don't know why but I think she's freaking hot. 😄 #girlcrushmonday ^^
kickboxerinsj13 nope! + 1 more
kickboxerinsj13 no you are not the only one
Alpha same
Lol Salmon is so funny I can't help it ''Look! They are giving away free money in the fountain'' haha
I love how you get fully enveloped in the characters you play for these role plays ! Great work, all the tingles =]
I never thought pastachios and Salmon would go so well together...sorry.
I love salmon so much!! I love it when we're left alone with her and she starts saying weird random things!!!
But sweetie I don't drink coffee
I adore this, I vote Salmon gets her own solo video
Asmr classiness personified. By the quality audio, lighting and content its obvious you put a lot of thought and effort in making these videos. They are some of , if not the best videos uploaded on youtube.
For some reason I would love to see salmon in a qvc type setting, selling pasta jewelry...
You're so wonderful at differentiating characters down to mannerisms and everything. I think this series really shows that, love it!
YOU LOOK LIKE KAYLIEGH FROM FIREFLY!!!
100% A complement
It was wonderful Ally, professionally edited, creative, and of course Salmon is the best character ever, pls take back her in the future more often, so entertaining, funny, and adorable! I'm so grateful for this video, watched it 3 times already!
Never liked TV shows, but now I'm obsessed with one, your christmas series!
Merry Christmas Ally!
Salmon you silly little wierdo. She should have her own little mini series.
yeyyy Salmon is back!!! she's gorgeousss
I think I'll just give Salmon as the gift. She's the most unique thing in the store.
Very funny, surprisingly tingly, and touching. Especially touching how she kind of identifies with the strangeness of the seahorses. You've created something very beautiful here.
What about a video of caring friend...with Salmon?? Sounds crazy, I'd love it!!:)
I love love love LOVE Salmon, she's adorable and I can relate to getting excited/enthusiastic about outwardly benign things. Probably one of my favorite ASMR characters so far.
:) I agree with every word.
OMG ally, your acting skills are pretty amazing.
Love the gummy worm and human centipede tie-ins to the Glam Shotz video. I would watch a whole series with Salmon.
3 years later and these vids are still gold
Wow, I don't normally leave comments on ASMR videos, but you have absolutely broken the mold. I normally find ASMR vids something I can put on, then tune out, they just soothe me in the background, but you are so engaging, funny, entertaining, clever, and often downright hilarious that I can't help but be sucked right in, the whole time! The idea of linking all of these videos together was sheer genius, I applaud the brilliance! I also wanted to mention that your smile, laugh, and effervescent joy reminds me so much of Jessica Capshaw, the actress who plays Arizona Robbins on Grey's Anatomy. You're a star, my darling. Never stop!
I get a very SNL skit feeling out of this one lol.
merry christmas ally...thanks for all of your hard work you do for the asmr community.
salmon is so relaxing. and for just a character she is so real I love it. totally feels natural
Salmon is an absolute delight. The fountain part had me creasing with laughter but I was smiling throughout.
I guess I'm the most patient customer ever. :D
These videos have made my holiday 100% more enjoyable, thank you for putting so much time and effort into these, they're very much appreciated.
That bag of pistachos remembers me the nutsack of Efemeral rift :DD
She stole Iggy's nuts!
Awesome job, Ally. Salmon was the perfect gift to unwrap this Christmas. Hope you and yours have a Happy and Safe Holiday Season.
Aaaah one year and I still love this series!
I come back to this video again and again. Salmon, the pistachios, scratching the painting and sea horses.... So good. Ive tried to find other videos featuring longer scratching segments like you do with the painting, but nothing compares to this one. Its short, but my favorite. Now if I could just stay awake through the pistachios to get to it..... Zzzzzzz (thank you)
Whoa, the sound of those pistachios were a massive trigger! And your suggestion of smells!! Never had that before. Amazing! Who knew!?
Salmon is my spirit animal.
Salmon: "Oh do you want some?"
Me: "Yes I'd like some."
Salmon:"Oh" *puts bag away* ;-;
Salmon is fascinating!!! I was smiling all the time while looking at her! You are really talented. I’m glad to have found your channel.
I love your character Salmon. She's so sweet and really makes me feel comfortable. Will you make more videos of her in the future?
Tingles with laughter is a amazing experience! So happy for you Allie your amazing and have come such a long way
Lol I love Salmon's disturbing fascination with The Human Centipede.
I am so glad that Salmon's back. SO GLAD! This is a great present thanks Ally!! The moment where she placed her head between the book ends to illustrate her point goodness that was so cute and hilarious. Also this is the first time my character did something in an ASMR video. I GRABBED THE CUP AND DRANK FROM IT!
"You look really familiar…Have you ever been in the morgue?"
I need to use that line.
I love this character so much.
I will name my firstborn child Salmon.
Tingles and laughter the perfect christmas present, cheers Salmon
Oh my Godzilla! Salmon is just like me! Awkward and very very veeeery weird... But, I'm Asian... I kept on yelling, "I WANT A PISTACHIO!!!" At the screen. I kept on yelling till my parents told me to shut up. :P
Looks like I wasn't the only one thinking that ^^' But besides, I don't like pistachio's so... D:
I hope we get to see more of Salmon in the future.
Also hope you and your family had a good Christmas.
I'm in love with Salmon so hard that it hurts.
Been watching this wonderful 12 days of role plays series again :)
Was awesome last Christmas & been awesome to watch again this year
Salmon should have her own series!!!
The connections between these videos are hilarious. Keep up the awesome work!
This is so great!
Salmon is ridiculous and I love her!
I love watching/listening to your videos, along with asmrnovastar you two are like 90% of my ASMR World!
I could listen to you all day and never get bored of your videos.
I love how much time and effort you put into your clips, they clearly are very important to you and I love to spend the time watching them (seems the least we can do).
Yeah for Salmon!
I love her, she's so cute. Great to see her back!
When Salmon put her face between the two bookends I thought she was going to say something like "Look, I'm a face book!"
I had a friend like Salmon growing up, she was tremendously awkward but I loved her Innocent weirdness :D Thanks for the video Ally, made me laugh and brought home some funny memories xx
I like that her nail colors changed when she switched characters. She goes hard w her asmr videos.
Salmon's clumsiness is so endearing! I... I think I'm in love.
I miss Salmon! Need more of her goofy asmr!
That bag of pistachios comes from my hometown!!! I go there for tours and things all the time! Their baklava is divine, and the pistachios are always amazing! Thank you for showing that good things can come from New Mexico.
Salmon is so awesome- "you look familiar, have you bern in the morgue?" And "I have a friend!" are personal favourites. X
My fave video of yours!! All I want for Christmas is salmon videos!!!