That's like buying fantasy books just because you love the cover art but never reading them. While the art might be what draws you in in the first place, it's the content that counts.
Story time; Yesterday I went to metal swap meet in my hometown and this lady was looking at patches and asked if the Overkill mascot patch was avenged sevenfold lmfao!!!!!!
Tool is bad because 1. They try to be Prog Rock 2. Falsely marketed as Metal 3. Another band keeping Grunge alive 4. Maynard tries to hard to be weird 5. Maynard is just in it for money
I was wearing an Interment: Forward to the Unknown shirt and got the "like your shirt" when I went to go pick up my pizza. I know for daaaaaamn sure that bozo's never even heard Interment!
Was at work the other week and some younger guy comes up to me and says nice shirt, who is that Enslaved? And i was like, man, no, Exhumed. Dude couldnt even read.
At least once a month. Some dude at my job asks me if I want to jam sometime. Because they love METAL! They love that HEAVY SHIT. They either like Pantera radio shit. Or nothing more death metal than Amon Amarth
Haha I remember this biker would always go to the grocery store I worked at and i finally invited him to a show and he was in the front headbanging haha keep in mind he was not into metal haha
My designated driver at one time. Was some 20yr old homeboy. We used to take him to all the death metal shows. Dude was not in to metal at all. Eventually he converted after 6 months of going to shows
This is honestly so funny bc I feel this guy, I was at a restaurant with my chick and gma lol repping alters of madness and saw this nerd with a exhumed shirt and I told him I like it, and a great band just saw em last week and this bozo says “oh cool I’ll check em out I just bought this bc it’s cool” like bro even my chick knew he was a POOOOOOOOOOOSER
Told this story before but it’s a juicy one. One of my classmates who listened to stuff like XXXTentaticon wanted to know how to become “emo like me”. My vest had Immolation, Rotting Christ, Thou Art Lord, Sacramentum, Incantation etc. I politely told him he was barking up the wrong tree and he left me alone for the rest of the year.
There's never enough poser stories bruh, if you really have a trove of them I'd recommend that submit your best story to J-Dawg (include as much detail as possible, details = laughs) and then work backwards from there.\m/
To be fair, if I saw someone with a Deicide medallion shirt, or say, a Chainsaw Dismemberment shirt, and I’d never heard it, but I was like a Slayer fan, I’d say the same thing. So I get it. It’s better than they hate it. But still, no biggie, love every video.
Love the poser stories Dawg, have you ever found any metal shirts at thrift stores before?????????? My best find was a 2XL Immortal 2007 reunion shirt, i was still in highschool so about 2014 or so.
I just had a guy ask me about my Dissection shirt. Since he couldn’t read the logo. I knew he was not a fan. He asked where he could buy one. I told him it was a gift from my grandma
Phil Fascianas a total racist. I got tattooed by Lee Wollenschlager in their studio when he was in the band back in 2018 and the racist shit that was coming out of phils mouth was fucked!
Super funny, not gonna lie I'm a few year younger than u, always been into extreme music I'm into punk n metal n horror flix , no one in my friends n fam listen to underground, but I am out of the loop on death metal, glad u got a channel to educate me a lil better,
Jdawg amped up the roid rage on this one 😂 Soon as I heard “nokturnal mortum” shirt I was like oh god I already know what the other guy was gonna start saying
@@Riky_Jones Bought it summer of 1990 on my way home from summer school. It changed my life. From the opening riff of Living Monstrosity, then the first growl. I knew I needed more.
You need to first offer them a PAID QUESTION - ''can I buy your battle vest'' answer it in the video like the dawg, and then maybe... maybe they can buy it, but not after they ask you that with a paid question, that you address in a video.
First 5 minutes into it im already laughing...Ive actually had the opposite interaction. They will be wearing some band shirt whether its heavy or just a normie band and ill say 'cool shirt.. did you like 'x' album' or song or whatever. They look at me like deer in headlights and then they say 'oh i dont know their songs/knew they were a band i just thought it looked vintage and cool'. Wearing wore out 90s graphic tees is a Gen Z trend right now. its like everyone under 28 id cosplaying something. But positive note ive ran into some young bucks that knows whats up 🤘
@Bloodmoon090 metal heads are no different than high school females specially the elitist Justin and the kids who think being a purist makes them real but it really doesn’t at all
The original Dawg is back! Often imitated but never replicated. Had to be exposed to an edgy Great Value Munch on Dvck version last night just to see a guest spot from a fellow state homie. No thanks! I'll stick with The Dawg and Mordant Rhed for my aggressive, in your face, straight to the point takes, brah brah. That new Worm has some Drab Majesty riffage in a song, in case you happen to G A F! Devil Master, Lamp of Muurmur and Fire Messiah mix in that 80's new wave style with their black metal.
I am less annoyed when normies comment on my metal shirts then when they assume automatically that I am all about the Buffalo Bills because I am from the same zip code, or assume that I drink or watch the same corny TV shows that they do. But mostly I am most annoyed having conversations about the fucking Buffalo Bills. I grew up hating Bon Jovi, but if I never had to talk about Buffalo Bills again or football, I would have gladly put "Slippery When Wet" on repeat if Jon Bon Jovi actually bought the team and took it elsewhere. 24:48
What do you think about this theory, that Max_Pez is really just good old Metal Mickey using a different login? If not, is he one of Mickey's followers?🤔
Tool , REM, U2, Slipknot, Nickleback, Avenged Sevenfold, Gwar, Nine Inch Nails, Static X, Five Finger Death Punch, Korn, Volbeat, Limp Bizkit, Rob Zombie, Godsmack Which of these Grunge ( Alternative) Homeboys is the worst???????
Hey J Dawg,I'm 50 and my Fav. Band is Deicide.what is your top 3 Deicide Songs?Mine are Dead by Dawn,They are the Children of the underworld,and creatures of habit.
Been there bud. This guy at work every fuckin day....DUDE freakers ball...dude MANSON was there...fuckin shinedown bro. He later killed someone with a shotgun
meth is better than both of those BRAH BRAH. Cokes only good for slammin. You know what's better than all 3? The big H. And I'm not talking about that fenty, I'm talking that real Lebanese downtown brownstone SMACK! yeh.. drugs are kewl. poser lol.
It's obv the real shit bra bra. Crystal meth. Adderall is for POOOOOOOSERS and crystal meth sends coke home in a body bag God damnit! And mordant rhed is huffing duster 24/7!
Kurt cobain once said i never had a fight with Eddie Vader I just hate Pearl Jam Watching this video and reading the comments makes me realize I love Metal but I hate the fans So closed minded
What if you don’t know the band and you just think it’s cool and wanna check them out lmfao. Saying you like the shirt isn’t trying to fit in almost everyone who says they like the a shirt asks who the band is if they don’t know. I’d never had someone try to pretend like they know what my shirt is, I swear these kinda guys create fake scenarios in their head so they can feel superior to the ppl they don’t interact with in social situations in real life 😂😂
A poser is a poser when they pretends to be into metal when they are not. A few weeks ago I talked with a Deftones fan who did not know who Morbid Angel is and quickly ended the conversation and told him to have a nice day. He is not into the same stuff as me.
Funny I love deftones and love morbid angel too lol. My music taste is all over the place. But I've been a fan of morbid angel since high school back in 2000. Altars to Gateways is just top notch for me
I love morbid Angel and the deftones and it’s crazy that because of one person lack of musical knowledge that makes you think no deftones fans knows death metal brah brah smh 🤦♂️
Dude you are overreacting with these T shirts, T shirt need to looks cool that's it, sometimes great albums had shitty cover, or you are buying cool looking T shirt of album which is medium cool but you like the band and shirt looks cool. Just fuckin chill, it's all about rock and roll
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the Dawg is getting angrier and more vicious lately, also with his screams, he's going full Kill a Poser mode man.
Rabid Dawg
The Dawg's caught rabies haha
That's why I keep watching.HaHa.
His brah brah gets more intense the angrier he gets
@@Gutrot666 haha that's true man
I always run into those people that love the look of metal shirts but know nothing about metal at all.
Makes no fuckin sense
Those dudes are just weird to me
That's like buying fantasy books just because you love the cover art but never reading them. While the art might be what draws you in in the first place, it's the content that counts.
Bunch of nut sacks running around these streets.
Yeah, I think the designs appeal to the normies happens too often lol
Story time;
Yesterday I went to metal swap meet in my hometown and this lady was looking at patches and asked if the Overkill mascot patch was avenged sevenfold lmfao!!!!!!
Asking to take pictures in another man's vest is wild
It's sick!
Tool is bad because
1. They try to be Prog Rock
2. Falsely marketed as Metal
3. Another band keeping Grunge alive
4. Maynard tries to hard to be weird
5. Maynard is just in it for money
It's metal for people that aren't meatheads
I had a Formulas Fatal To The Flesh shirt on and this girl walks up to talk and said the shirt looked like Red Hot Chili Peppers.
😂😂😂 this is the one right here
I was wearing an Interment: Forward to the Unknown shirt and got the "like your shirt" when I went to go pick up my pizza. I know for daaaaaamn sure that bozo's never even heard Interment!
😂 I think every true metal head has gone through that,😅" cool shirt, bro" moment
Was at work the other week and some younger guy comes up to me and says nice shirt, who is that Enslaved? And i was like, man, no, Exhumed. Dude couldnt even read.
Some Enslaved stuff is cool the ''Frost'' album is badass.
@@lopolik i got nothing against Enslaved. I just thought it was hilarious the guy didnt even read the shirt.
Vikingligr Veldi too
At least once a month. Some dude at my job asks me if I want to jam sometime. Because they love METAL! They love that HEAVY SHIT. They either like Pantera radio shit. Or nothing more death metal than Amon Amarth
Haha I remember this biker would always go to the grocery store I worked at and i finally invited him to a show and he was in the front headbanging haha keep in mind he was not into metal haha
My designated driver at one time. Was some 20yr old homeboy. We used to take him to all the death metal shows. Dude was not in to metal at all. Eventually he converted after 6 months of going to shows
Nice shirt, Dawg! That's a killer album.
I think we need to start ponying up the $500 and force the Dawg to go to shitty concerts.
This is honestly so funny bc I feel this guy, I was at a restaurant with my chick and gma lol repping alters of madness and saw this nerd with a exhumed shirt and I told him I like it, and a great band just saw em last week and this bozo says “oh cool I’ll check em out I just bought this bc it’s cool” like bro even my chick knew he was a POOOOOOOOOOOSER
Told this story before but it’s a juicy one. One of my classmates who listened to stuff like XXXTentaticon wanted to know how to become “emo like me”. My vest had Immolation, Rotting Christ, Thou Art Lord, Sacramentum, Incantation etc. I politely told him he was barking up the wrong tree and he left me alone for the rest of the year.
Seventh son of a seventh son might have been his clue haha blame the media
You do look kinda emo tbh. Grow out that hair brah brah
@@jefflawson3574 I’ve tried to but failed. It always grows out to a puff or round ball of sorts hahaha. I rather have short hair than that.
You never know what the final form's gonna look like till about 18 months into the process. Just have to tough it out till then \m/
@@andrewgabriel4408 Go full Blasphemy and shave your head.
The Dawg is the Larry David of extreme metal. lol
Difference there is Larry David plays a character that's clueless.
I don't see it
Calling the Dawg a kiek? lol
Unbound by Sargeist is a BAAAAAANGER!
no it's not. it's okay for a black metal album but for sargeist it sounds nothing like sargeist.
@@ianswift3521 False
Unbound is pretty good but Nothing comes close to Satanic Black Devotion. Sargeist never puts out bad albums.
The Dawg should jam some Tool brah brah.
Spiral out brah brah 🌀
@@damnedbelowjudas_ keep going!
Am I the only one that feels bad for the cable guy 😢
At least there are tons of canoes who he can become friends with. He could try attending the US National Kayaking Championship.
@@kevinhunt4937 As someone who kayaks there really is no way to do it without looking like a loser yeah
Oh god I have so many of these funny poser stories... might ask the Dawg to read them when I place an HHR order when I finally get paid haha
There's never enough poser stories bruh, if you really have a trove of them I'd recommend that submit your best story to J-Dawg (include as much detail as possible, details = laughs) and then work backwards from there.\m/
Share them ! We need some more laughs
To be fair, if I saw someone with a Deicide medallion shirt, or say, a Chainsaw Dismemberment shirt, and I’d never heard it, but I was like a Slayer fan, I’d say the same thing. So I get it. It’s better than they hate it.
But still, no biggie, love every video.
Ever listen to Sargeist BRAH BRAH ?
Love the poser stories Dawg, have you ever found any metal shirts at thrift stores before??????????
My best find was a 2XL Immortal 2007 reunion shirt, i was still in highschool so about 2014 or so.
I just had a guy ask me about my Dissection shirt. Since he couldn’t read the logo. I knew he was not a fan. He asked where he could buy one. I told him it was a gift from my grandma
Good. It seems silly to think of people wearing it without knowing what it is; annoying even.
Maybe Phil Fasciana would be an interview for the Dawg to try and score? I'd love to see it.
Phil Anselmo interview, I'd love to see that. Phil is badass too.
That's a great suggestion @SuicidalGrind! Malevolent Creation is extremely underrated
@@lopolik lol
Phil Fascianas a total racist. I got tattooed by Lee Wollenschlager in their studio when he was in the band back in 2018 and the racist shit that was coming out of phils mouth was fucked!
Super funny, not gonna lie I'm a few year younger than u, always been into extreme music I'm into punk n metal n horror flix , no one in my friends n fam listen to underground, but I am out of the loop on death metal, glad u got a channel to educate me a lil better,
Perhaps check out Ken's Death Metal Crypt¿
Jdawg amped up the roid rage on this one 😂
Soon as I heard “nokturnal mortum” shirt I was like oh god I already know what the other guy was gonna start saying
Weird how skaters nowadays dont listen to any punk, thrash or metal ... .. its funny how that scene also uses the word "poser "
Within the Mind is a great track off Death’s Spiritual Healing (1990)
You betta believe it baby. One of my all time favorite riffs
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal one of the best Chuck ever came up with great album
@@Riky_Jones The album that popped my death metal cherry
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetalthat’s a good one to pop it to ha
@@Riky_Jones Bought it summer of 1990 on my way home from summer school. It changed my life. From the opening riff of Living Monstrosity, then the first growl. I knew I needed more.
2 times random people have offered me money to buy my battle vest.... cause it looks cool
You need to first offer them a PAID QUESTION - ''can I buy your battle vest'' answer it in the video like the dawg, and then maybe... maybe they can buy it, but not after they ask you that with a paid question, that you address in a video.
Anyone wanting to buy a vest because it “looks cool” is poser central.
Ask for 200 bucks haha
Battle vest haha
Same here
Yep, have those first two Centurian recs on vinyl, and absolutely love them.
Thanks for the Rover's Morning Glory rant. 110% correct. Every dingbat and failed jock I knew in HS/college listened to that crap.
I love the cable guy story, I'd forgotten about it and I'm godamn rolling over here 😆 🤣 😂 😹 \m/
First 5 minutes into it im already laughing...Ive actually had the opposite interaction. They will be wearing some band shirt whether its heavy or just a normie band and ill say 'cool shirt.. did you like 'x' album' or song or whatever. They look at me like deer in headlights and then they say 'oh i dont know their songs/knew they were a band i just thought it looked vintage and cool'. Wearing wore out 90s graphic tees is a Gen Z trend right now. its like everyone under 28 id cosplaying something. But positive note ive ran into some young bucks that knows whats up 🤘
I know he’s a tough guy, but Machine Gun Kelly would probably make J-Dawg’s head explode.
Oh yeah that deplorable shit is so bad it almost makes Slipknot sound like a good time.
That guy got kicked out from one genre into another lmao
@Bloodmoon090 metal heads are no different than high school females specially the elitist
Justin and the kids who think being a purist makes them real but it really doesn’t at all
No, actually.. his wife, Megan Fox, would make J-Dawg's head explode! 😹
@Bloodmoon090 that was the narward interview mgk did he only mentions being into anti flag but he didn’t mentioned those other bands
hells headbangers i know you got some savage death up in here
My fav band is Deicide,what is your fav Deicide song,mine is Dead by Dawn
donald duckkk
Drab majesty is actually good brah brah.
8:10 best Dawg moment ever
3:25 hahahahahahaha Dawg said goddamn twice here. funny shit
Double goddamn god dammit god dammit!
@@SuicidalGrind perhaps in the next video we might get two 'goddammits' in a row lol
The original Dawg is back! Often imitated but never replicated. Had to be exposed to an edgy Great Value Munch on Dvck version last night just to see a guest spot from a fellow state homie. No thanks! I'll stick with The Dawg and Mordant Rhed for my aggressive, in your face, straight to the point takes, brah brah.
That new Worm has some Drab Majesty riffage in a song, in case you happen to G A F! Devil Master, Lamp of Muurmur and Fire Messiah mix in that 80's new wave style with their black metal.
This was therapeutically funny, goddangit! 😂
Cool 'The Grand Grimoire' Shirt.
I come across that w/ black dudes and Maiden shirts all the time...Nirvana too
8:39 This is high level art, he's so funny dude...
I am less annoyed when normies comment on my metal shirts then when they assume automatically that I am all about the Buffalo Bills because I am from the same zip code, or assume that I drink or watch the same corny TV shows that they do. But mostly I am most annoyed having conversations about the fucking Buffalo Bills. I grew up hating Bon Jovi, but if I never had to talk about Buffalo Bills again or football, I would have gladly put "Slippery When Wet" on repeat if Jon Bon Jovi actually bought the team and took it elsewhere. 24:48
Max Pez is Blaine from Banher tv. Lol what a poser!
I love that Maxiboy will now be cemented as a staple in J Dawg's history of poser smashing.
Max is a disciple of Metal Mickey.
Just googled Roverfest lmao holy hell
What do you think about this theory, that Max_Pez is really just good old Metal Mickey using a different login? If not, is he one of Mickey's followers?🤔
Metal Mickey's comeback has been a long time a comin' brah.
@@lopolikkeep yer fingers crossed
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yeah man, this would make my year if that happened :D
Who the hell is Metal Mickey?
@@Max_Pez Old Mick....well let's just say he used to roadie for Sadistic Intent \m/
9:07 that felt badass *Tough Metalriff kicks*
Tool , REM, U2, Slipknot, Nickleback, Avenged Sevenfold, Gwar, Nine Inch Nails, Static X, Five Finger Death Punch, Korn, Volbeat, Limp Bizkit, Rob Zombie, Godsmack
Which of these Grunge ( Alternative) Homeboys is the worst???????
Hey J Dawg,I'm 50 and my Fav. Band is Deicide.what is your top 3 Deicide Songs?Mine are Dead by Dawn,They are the Children of the underworld,and creatures of habit.
Tool is like Primus. Both bands are what people who don't like Metal listen to , as examples of what Metal bands they like.
I wish Jdawg would pay 45 dollars for a good usb condenser mic
Let's set up a fundraiser for the Dawg.
@@Poser_Metal_Records I would gladly donate lol
hah I love how the Dawg screams the ''PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID QUESTIONS, the Dawg's faveeees''
I think tool would even consider themselves overrated lol..... canoes Are fun to send down the stream with half a paddle
J-Dawg, you look like Pinhead from the movie Puppetmaster.
Hesh?
Been there bud. This guy at work every fuckin day....DUDE freakers ball...dude MANSON was there...fuckin shinedown bro.
He later killed someone with a shotgun
one more question DAWG, COKE OR ADDERALL?? which one are you on? or both?
Coke for breakfast adderall for dinner
Just the DEVILS LETTUCE!!!!!
@@barbaricbeing333 the Dawg said he hates weed, so I doubt he likes the Devil's lettuce.
meth is better than both of those BRAH BRAH. Cokes only good for slammin. You know what's better than all 3? The big H. And I'm not talking about that fenty, I'm talking that real Lebanese downtown brownstone SMACK! yeh.. drugs are kewl. poser lol.
It's obv the real shit bra bra. Crystal meth. Adderall is for POOOOOOOSERS and crystal meth sends coke home in a body bag God damnit! And mordant rhed is huffing duster 24/7!
cable guy hahaha
lol, he’s the guy to make ya cry ! Lol
J.H.is sooo cool! he's just 2 cool4 school.
Anyone else agree that Tool is the most obnoxious band in the history of music.
Kurt cobain once said i never had a fight with Eddie Vader I just hate Pearl Jam
Watching this video and reading the comments makes me realize I love Metal but I hate the fans
So closed minded
What if you don’t know the band and you just think it’s cool and wanna check them out lmfao. Saying you like the shirt isn’t trying to fit in almost everyone who says they like the a shirt asks who the band is if they don’t know. I’d never had someone try to pretend like they know what my shirt is, I swear these kinda guys create fake scenarios in their head so they can feel superior to the ppl they don’t interact with in social situations in real life 😂😂
wooow !!pro poser!!borrow vest for pictures..can(t top that!!hahaaa
A poser is a poser when they pretends to be into metal when they are not. A few weeks ago I talked with a Deftones fan who did not know who Morbid Angel is and quickly ended the conversation and told him to have a nice day. He is not into the same stuff as me.
Why in the hell would you think a deftones fan of all people would know or like extreme music let alone morbid angel?
Funny I love deftones and love morbid angel too lol. My music taste is all over the place. But I've been a fan of morbid angel since high school back in 2000. Altars to Gateways is just top notch for me
@@themarshallarts😂😂😂 fr
I love morbid Angel and the deftones and it’s crazy that because of one person lack of musical knowledge that makes you think no deftones fans knows death metal brah brah smh 🤦♂️
@Bloodmoon090 the AVERAGE deftones fan doesn’t know them is what I was getting at. I’m fully aware ppl like different kinds of shit, including me
cool t-shirt Dwag
Brah brah
8:11
you need to chill a little jdawg. you are going to have a heart attack if you have such trouble handling random people
Top tier lolcow content.
yawn same ol shit in every video. just like nowadays metal, quantity over quality
@@Leave_The_Hall_69😂
Of all the crappy music out there, Tool is by far the worst.
think for yourself,...yet people pay you for your opinion..sorry for spamming
guess it's good fo the algo?
Tool makes Hootie and the Blowfish sound like Mortician. Tool is the wimpiest band that ever existed
Ohio back in the 80s was the shit for metal bands seen old Death Morbed Angel Corner Dark angel and many more that was thin I drove from Indpls
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 iseen Morbed Angel Three times in Ohio with David Vecent singing crowed was crazy
Morbed Angel? Corner? Lay off the meth cleetus!
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 You're write, Morbid Angle is such ahsomes back whens, they's were's too soo darned kool.
@@SuicidalGrind lol Cleetus, reminds me of Cleetus Van Damme, the fake name of Shane in ''The Shield'' tv series. xD
@@SuicidalGrind I think this is the guy who is famous for bad spelling on this channel.
Dude you are overreacting with these T shirts, T shirt need to looks cool that's it, sometimes great albums had shitty cover, or you are buying cool looking T shirt of album which is medium cool but you like the band and shirt looks cool. Just fuckin chill, it's all about rock and roll
Ohio 80 Early 90s had good bands come through
Cinnati
You were great in the movie slingblade.
😂😂😂😂
God Dethrone egnored and misjudged