Bill Burr & Nia - My Dream Girl Has an STD

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  • @Gabster1990
    @Gabster1990 Год назад +64

    The chick is a good person for letting the dude know about her status. Herpes is surprisingly common, people who have it still find relationships and I know a lady who got it from oral sex.

    • @jamespage7924
      @jamespage7924 Год назад +3

      The girl isn’t as moral as your think. Because she told him after the fact… She already made the decision for him but if it was the other way hell would raise.

    • @Gabster1990
      @Gabster1990 Год назад +20

      @@jamespage7924 They didn't do the deed. She told him before.

    • @kksmommy
      @kksmommy Год назад

      I agree!!!!

  • @CODOJOWI
    @CODOJOWI Год назад +15

    "If she wants to vacuum it out, the Hoover's coming on"

  • @amanintheice632
    @amanintheice632 Год назад +19

    At least she was honest from the beginning. Watch out for the ones that are not honest.

  • @nathanwahr7802
    @nathanwahr7802 Год назад +6

    “Oh I see, he’s dead inside” lmaooo

  • @kksmommy
    @kksmommy Год назад +16

    I don’t think it’s wrong to be with someone just because they have an std. I was with someone for 9yrs and he only had 1 outbreak. Other than that he never had any bumps or anything. And he was very clean. I think we do have to be more accepting and understanding to the fact that this stuff happens. I also think if you don’t want to do it than don’t.

  • @MrShadowFazer
    @MrShadowFazer Год назад +64

    Bro Nia almost convinced me that you could cure STD by talking.

  • @inglewoodhoneyhoney321
    @inglewoodhoneyhoney321 Год назад +15

    So as we speak, I am calling people with STIs. It is my job. Also, herpes is not genital warts AND 1 out of 6 people have herpes. It's reported but it is not uncommon. It's really common.

    • @Juan_rivera
      @Juan_rivera 6 месяцев назад +1

      16.67% isn't really common sir

  • @kingofrivia1248
    @kingofrivia1248 Год назад +28

    Honest to god bills advice just helped me. Ive always been careful but i never considered that oral could give me an std. Honest to god didnt think about that.

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 Год назад +1

      omfg 'never considered oral could give me an STD' - /cries

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 11 месяцев назад

      Thank god you know now!!!

  • @Mattwest1985
    @Mattwest1985 Год назад +2

    Omg this is why I fuggin love Bill.

  • @elstongunn5987
    @elstongunn5987 Год назад +3

    “You put on Gardner gloves & finger pop them” hahahahah

  • @BrettMaverick
    @BrettMaverick Год назад +7

    I’m with Nia.

  • @thinkforward8752
    @thinkforward8752 Год назад +17

    People DO lie about the herps. I seem to be one of the only people who run a full panel test routinely. I keep my squeaky clean results on my phone, too!

    • @johnadams1281
      @johnadams1281 Год назад

      You can’t hide forever, it’s like covid, eventually you’ll get it

  • @shannonschaerer1010
    @shannonschaerer1010 Год назад +25

    Yrs ago, I knew a woman who had herpes, & she found a dating website for people with it, & she found a dude who also had it - they met, got married & lived happily ever after - as far as I know (haven't seen them in 10ish yrs). My point is there are places for people with STD's to find each other - maybe not across the pond - I have no idea about that.

  • @whittenaw
    @whittenaw Год назад +60

    He called her damaged and a skank. She should run as far away as possible. Who wants to start out a relationship with someone who has such a low opinion of you.
    Edit: its okay to have that boundary of not being with someone with a disease. But the judgement is gross

    • @MajorJefferson
      @MajorJefferson Год назад

      Yeah she's damaged ... I wouldn't want a girl I could never bang without a condom ever. That's crazy

    • @owl4260
      @owl4260 Год назад +9

      I agree! This prejudice really bugs me - you can always get a disease, no matter if you had one partner or several... Even when using protection.

    • @Jim-pz5jb
      @Jim-pz5jb Год назад +8

      Ehhh idk that is nasty

    • @tkorreck
      @tkorreck Год назад

      Without any judgment, he would run dick-first into a diseased vagina. He’s a better man than I for even pondering this. Get real

    • @tkorreck
      @tkorreck Год назад

      Without any judgment, he would run dick-first into a diseased vagina. He’s a better man than I for even pondering this. Get real

  • @CraigSalmon27
    @CraigSalmon27 5 месяцев назад +1

    "oh my gawwd can u not say it liie thaaaat??"
    More comedy gold from nia

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 Год назад +27

    1) everyone has HPV besides the kids that are now vaccinated for it
    2) half of people have genital herpes
    3) most STDs are treated with 5 days of antibiotics
    4) I had a 5 year relationship with a woman that had herpes, and never caught it, despite fucking hundreds of times. I’m not stupid. She wasn’t stupid. If you follow the rules, it can be done. I got a blood test after the relationship was over, and I’m clean. I don’t suggest it, but you need to remember that HALF of all people have herpes.
    So either way your dating pool is mostly one half or the other.

    • @alangordillo1766
      @alangordillo1766 Год назад

      True. And most people dont even know they have genital herpes. I caught it with this girl and she didnt know she had it. It is a virus that sits inside your nervous system. They say there's no cure but i doubt it... its beneficial for pharmaceuticals to sell those pills. Ive also read that fasting and detox will eliminate the virus as well. And i believe in that. Along with a healty diet of course

    • @Cmr-fm9ko
      @Cmr-fm9ko Год назад +5

      This isn’t true.

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 Год назад

      What a load of crap.

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 Год назад

      ​@@Cmr-fm9ko what?

    • @jns08d
      @jns08d Год назад

      This mf just said half the people in the world have herpes wtf, google says 11-13% so I wonder who to believe

  • @_scabs6669
    @_scabs6669 Год назад +8

    I love that the whitest guy on the planet has a black girlfriend, beautiful thing is love

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 11 месяцев назад +3

    I totally agree with Bill on the separation and the STD network where they can all mingle together 😂😂😂

  • @mateosworld8280
    @mateosworld8280 Год назад +43

    I think it would depend on how much I like the person. Really the statistics show many people have herpies and HPV. And honestly it takes a good amount of luck or discipline to not get at least one of those by your 30s. You’d have to ask every single person you’ve had sex with from 18 and beyond to get a test before hand. And let’s be honest most of us don’t do that

    • @Antares-vj7su
      @Antares-vj7su Год назад +4

      just don't hook up with w*ores it's not that hard....

    • @ramsesmedina9203
      @ramsesmedina9203 Год назад +20

      @@Antares-vj7su I can tell you haven't hooked up w anyone and don't have any future prospects

    • @Antares-vj7su
      @Antares-vj7su Год назад +1

      @@ramsesmedina9203 hahah you are so far from the truth my man

    • @scottthegeneticfreaksteine393
      @scottthegeneticfreaksteine393 Год назад

      @@Antares-vj7su I love doing the 305s.

    • @mikethomas6120
      @mikethomas6120 Год назад

      @@Antares-vj7su believe it or not whores are usually the cleanest because they get self conscious and have regular dr appointments.

  • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
    @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight Год назад +8

    This guy is about 44 now I hope he found love

  • @Phoenix1664
    @Phoenix1664 Год назад +3

    Oh by the way, there IS A Herpes social network

  • @owl4260
    @owl4260 Год назад +74

    A friend of mine caught herpes from her first time, and she has never had sex without a condom. This "she must have been sleeping around" nonsense is really hurtful to all the people who simply got unlucky.

    • @Jim-pz5jb
      @Jim-pz5jb Год назад +18

      One in a million case

    • @owl4260
      @owl4260 Год назад +16

      @@Jim-pz5jb Just saying it's unfair to judge everyone right off the bat without knowing their history. STDs are very common, and it's not unusual at all to catch one even if you're careful.

    • @SomeBody-ce3gq
      @SomeBody-ce3gq Год назад +11

      Mine too, her first bf didn't say anything about it until after he had given it to her. Then he was upset when she broke up with him. F that guy for real.

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 Год назад +3

      GOT unlucky!? holyshet you act like it is food poisoning
      ACCOUNTABILITY for seexing with DIRTY people - do it now

    • @owl4260
      @owl4260 Год назад +11

      @@zerpblerd5966 Catching herpes despite using a condom IS bad luck. I'm not talking about people who know they have it and don't tell their partners, I'm talking about those who use protection and still get it... No idea why that makes you upset, these things happen.

  • @deejay7060
    @deejay7060 Год назад +7

    1: she didn’t get it from oral s ex
    2: herpes is transmissible when there are no visible symptoms

    • @Gabster1990
      @Gabster1990 Год назад

      You can definitely get it from oral sex.

  • @scottbaron121
    @scottbaron121 Год назад +19

    Nia: Here's how that "open conversation" goes: "I appreciate you letting me know you have the herp. I'm out. Best of luck".

    • @mpbootcamp7009
      @mpbootcamp7009 Год назад

      Don't worry about her. There will be another dude who will take really good care of her while you sit on your high horse waiting for Ms. Perfect.

  • @hostiletoxictomdowneyburne6469
    @hostiletoxictomdowneyburne6469 8 месяцев назад

    Breakout Dating Services

  • @anava84
    @anava84 Год назад

    I was in this exact position and I dipped. Never looked back.

  • @Station9.75
    @Station9.75 Год назад

    Nia defends the woman. Shocking.

  • @wildmotherswisdomperspecti9362
    @wildmotherswisdomperspecti9362 Год назад +2

    Traumatizing

  • @tommyfu9271
    @tommyfu9271 Год назад

    Run run run

  • @Dipset415
    @Dipset415 Год назад +1

    Never ever take advise from women😭🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @SatansSimgma
    @SatansSimgma Год назад +8

    Have you ever heard a woman not make a million excuses for another woman? How they always deserve any benefit of the doubt?

  • @frizzman1991
    @frizzman1991 Год назад +15

    Herpes is worth it for a great relationship. It isn't that bad, and I've dated a few women who had it (for a total of a couple years) and I was able to avoid catching it.

    • @WaldoBagelTopper
      @WaldoBagelTopper Год назад

      I dunno man. I’ve known guys who keep sleeping with a chick who has it. But it’s never been worth it to me. I was talking to this really hot and freaky Ecuadorian chick a year ago. To her credit, she was cool enough to tell me about it. But I immediately lost interest. It’s just permanent man. I hear what you’re saying about a relationship that’s worth it. But imagine contracting thst Shit and then breaking up or she cheats. I’d bend her head back.

    • @PilloTheStar
      @PilloTheStar Год назад +6

      Nope.

    • @MKULTRA_Victim_
      @MKULTRA_Victim_ Год назад +6

      What is wrong with you?

    • @tommyfu9271
      @tommyfu9271 Год назад +5

      Hell no

    • @Dipset415
      @Dipset415 Год назад

      @@MKULTRA_Victim_💯😭😭

  • @R_Jon
    @R_Jon Год назад +1

    From my perspective, the issue isn’t that she has an STD, but that she didn’t tell him until afterwards. That’s a morality issue.

    • @mpbootcamp7009
      @mpbootcamp7009 Год назад +2

      After what? She didnt have sex with him. Did you even pay attention?

    • @R_Jon
      @R_Jon Год назад

      @@mpbootcamp7009 I thought she did, then was struggling to tell him afterwards.

  • @bobjones2041
    @bobjones2041 Год назад +2

    Stripper with a hard of gold

  • @jlong401
    @jlong401 6 месяцев назад

    Dealbreaker. She’s solid for telling you, but you gotta walk homie. Listen to Bill. There are too many women out there to settle for this shit.

  • @eljefepatron216
    @eljefepatron216 Год назад

    Bill is right & if the shoe was on the other foot the man would be dating tumble weeds

  • @Francesco-cj3oi
    @Francesco-cj3oi Год назад +11

    That poor mature woman will never know someone sent bill an email with everything she said in the bedroom written on it
    Of course it sounds crazy when you read it while sitting down, but during sex it's a whole other story

  • @_scabs6669
    @_scabs6669 Год назад +10

    I grew up in a very sheltered house where I was not allowed even to date. So now whenever I get a cold sore on my tongue afterwards from a girl it's kind of nice actually, a little remember-me-by for a week, makes me feel like I'm alive. I'm sure that charm will wear off in a year or two or less.

  • @devinmichaelroberts9954
    @devinmichaelroberts9954 9 месяцев назад

    volume way too low

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper Год назад

    I miss Bill

  • @_scabs6669
    @_scabs6669 Год назад +7

    He's way funnier when he's with his girl

  • @audreee9643
    @audreee9643 Год назад

    lmaoooo

  • @CanadaDan
    @CanadaDan Год назад +1

    Yeah, not worth the risk, for a woman who he just met, nah. Even if he's not beating them off with a stick it's better to not start a relationship with an incurable std

  • @campbellrocksagain
    @campbellrocksagain Год назад

    Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @nondeju9769
    @nondeju9769 Год назад +1

    Its cureble

  • @anonymousbo0318
    @anonymousbo0318 Год назад +2

    Nia is a goof

  • @alexfeeney4776
    @alexfeeney4776 Год назад

    Nia giving terrible advice here. Let's assume for a moment that this relationship isn't going to work out, which is a good possibility.
    Not only is the guy back where he started, he now has an incurable STI and his value/stock on the dating market takes a hit as well.
    Fuck that, poor investment. Get over it and move on. Bill has the right idea.

  • @21deangelo
    @21deangelo Год назад

    I dont see how Nia is any diff than any other woman mentally. Trying to convince men to be dumb

  • @hamzterix
    @hamzterix Год назад

    Nia is out of her damn mind.
    Never been fan of hers but holy shit.
    Unfortunately she married to one of my top 2 best comedian of all time. Bill the GOAT Burr.

  • @lescoburandun1457
    @lescoburandun1457 Год назад +1

    It should be mandatory to get marked and added into a registry if you’re diagnosed with an std..

  • @jamesroutledge9639
    @jamesroutledge9639 Год назад +1

    I agree they need to separate. She never protected him. She lied. It is over.

  • @yerossyle
    @yerossyle Год назад +1

    If there is something I learned from listening to Nia giving her oppinion sometimes. It‘s that logic does not exist with her. Bet you it would be logical for her to leave if Bill showed up with cold sores on his lips on a second date.

  • @prim7386
    @prim7386 Год назад +10

    I got herpes from a blow job on a bus when i was 16. I'm 10 years older now, and asymptotic. With medication the likelihood of spreading is pretty much 0%.

    • @timmccarthy9917
      @timmccarthy9917 Год назад +7

      If you tell people upfront that you got public transit head as a teenager, your chance of sex is 0%

    • @tommyfu9271
      @tommyfu9271 Год назад

      Not sure why but I laughed at that.
      Would you munch a box you knew had herpes?

  • @muzikkification
    @muzikkification Год назад +13

    Sometimes Bill is dead wrong in his advice. This is one of those times unfortunately
    EDIT: Except for the social dating site idea, which actually exists

  • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
    @THETRIVIALTHINGS Год назад +13

    Nia is really encouraging someone to go out with someone who has an incurable disease. Wow. You know whose advice to not listen to.

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 Год назад +14

      If cold sores put you off your dream partner you probably don't deserve them.

    • @johnadams1281
      @johnadams1281 Год назад

      Lol you must be a virgin. It’s like trying to avoid covid, you’ll eventually get it, it’s unavoidable

  • @kimberlee302
    @kimberlee302 Год назад +3

    So she screwed him and told him after??? Not cool.

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 Год назад +6

    Nia come on, relax.. Why do women automatically take other womens' side, yet they hate each other unreasonably for minor reasons..

  • @clay7182
    @clay7182 Год назад +13

    Wow Nia must have some hatred toward men to give a response like that! She wants the dude to get a life long DISEASE because she wants the woman to feel OK. Bill, drop Nia for your own good.

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 Год назад +9

      What 😂😂😂😂 they have condoms and most people who have it 3/4 never have any effect from it

    • @jaidennelson8463
      @jaidennelson8463 Год назад +11

      Tell me you dont understand herpes, without saying you dont understand herpes

    • @asdffdsa898
      @asdffdsa898 Год назад +2

      It's the sister hood

    • @johnadams1281
      @johnadams1281 Год назад

      The solution is to never have sex. You realise that one day you’ll get it to. It’s normal, like getting covid

  • @ahhcmon9604
    @ahhcmon9604 Год назад +1

    Mias giving terrible advice

  • @dreystlouis2998
    @dreystlouis2998 Год назад

    4:59 *LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IMMA HAVE TO START LISTENING TO THESE FUCKING VIDEOS WITH HEADPHONES ON* 😂😂😂

  • @hazardhayes
    @hazardhayes Год назад +7

    Please don't feel bad for anyone or defend anyone who caught an STD, you're literally 50% of the issue (or 100% because its your body)

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 Год назад +5

      Huh

    • @hazardhayes
      @hazardhayes Год назад +1

      @@benjaminkell3726 catching VD from a random dude/chick in a bar seems preventable, just my opinion

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 Год назад +8

      @@hazardhayes bro 😂😂😂😂 you know 70% of the population has herps 1 and like 25% has herps 2 itd everywhere doesnt make you anything other than not a virgin 😂😂😂

    • @hazardhayes
      @hazardhayes Год назад +1

      @@benjaminkell3726 ..so that makes being infected with a sexual disease okay? Thats all you I'll continue to use protection

    • @mpbootcamp7009
      @mpbootcamp7009 Год назад

      @@hazardhayes Imagine going through life and never knowing what sex feels like. :D Have fun with that.

  • @Arturo.Juarez
    @Arturo.Juarez Год назад

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar Год назад +54

    The fact that nia is really trying to convince this guy to let himself get an incurable disease for the sake of dating some chick is astounding to me.

    • @johnadams1281
      @johnadams1281 Год назад

      To be fair, everyone will get an STD at some point in their life. It’s nothing these days

    • @sands_12120
      @sands_12120 Год назад +10

      women act off feeling, not logic.

    • @trexasaurus5322
      @trexasaurus5322 Год назад +5

      Imagine if the roles were reversed. She would tell the girl to not get with the guy

    • @MsNimpnimp
      @MsNimpnimp Год назад +2

      It's astounding that you heard that, because she didn't say that.

    • @MsNimpnimp
      @MsNimpnimp Год назад

      You made this up to be angry about it.@@trexasaurus5322

  • @jenf2241
    @jenf2241 Год назад

    I appreciate your determination in showing me I can be healed from the Herpes simplex virus, Thanking you for your perseverance, support, and love, thank you @DrAzziza for being the wonderful @DrAzziza that you are.....................................................🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏