@@WeaselKing1000 Im making a list of all the things your allowed to use... Rubber gloves and masks yes but no surgical tools, if your poor use your hands.
@@WeaselKing1000 Have you ever tried doing surgery without any surgical tools? Could you open a chest without bone scissors, a cartilage knife, or large bladed scalpel? I can't believe you're into pyramid selling. Listen, listen. It's NOT pyramid selling, it's... network... marketing and it's a guaranteed money making... Mark! I've seen the, the charts!
I like how David, who's no Daniel Day Lewis, let's be honest, manages to give his accent as the doctor a very slight Scottish tint, given that all senior doctors in the UK are from Scotland. Very well observed.
This happened in America fairly recently - not a squeaker - but a surgeon filmed a tick-tick video of her cutting off excess fat after a tummy tuck op- to a soundtrack ! ( I’m not a youth so I don’t know the song- but something apt about ‘cutting it’) and she fucked up the surgery showing off. It was all uneven and stuff - Then Someone sent the patient the link and she recognised herself and is now going to court. Another case of reality being crazier than fiction.
To be honest, the squeker would prevent the patient from unnecessary movement, helping the hip to heal. Sure, it's a bit inconvenient, but it's a practical solution.
Getting people back on their feet and walking is crucial for the healing process though :-) Helps with bloodflow, preventing bloodclots, keeps muscles strong etc. Bedrest and staying immobile after surgery prolongs recovery.
this is a worry - after a routine operation i discovered that the surgeons had put a small trumpet up my anus - every time i fart i play the intro to gone with the wind
@@zapkvr deliberately implanting devices not certified for medical use, just for the craic: probably one of the times people would get the book thrown at them.
@@JasperJanssen Nonsense. The NHS can't afford to be losing specialists, the royal college of surgeons is happy to turn a blind eye to the occasional harmless prank such as implanting someone with terminal metastatic lung cancer.
@@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 which every single scientists knows kills covid. That’s not the problem. The problem is it als9 kills you if you inject it.
David Mitchell's acting in the first scene is tremendous. It always stuck in my mind because he plays it so straight. 😂
Some may go as far and call it deadpan delivery,for me is just brilliant.
He really sells an exhausted, worn down man.
This is what happens when the surgeon finishes his second drink before work.
Never finish your second drink!! That leads to the end of the world.
Yes everything is better when slightly drunk
Rob's uncontrolable laugh is so on point
Funniest skit!!
I been thinking that for years
@@lennonwhitehead1352 def
He's particularly good at it, isn't he? And when he sobs, in other skits, I've been very impressed.
Would you say it's... "Spot on"?
Anyone else reminded of this sketch after reading about the surgeon in Birmingham who burned his initials on a patient’s liver?
Wait what?
wat.
Love it!!😂
My god Jeremy, You put a squeaker in my hip..... This is the last straw Jeremy.
4 Squeakers Jeremy, 4?!? That's insane.
Mmmm. Delightful squeaky rubber final straw.
@@WeaselKing1000 Im making a list of all the things your allowed to use... Rubber gloves and masks yes but no surgical tools, if your poor use your hands.
@@ktmbikes9227 Bandages are allowed, within *limits*. No making 'pasta' out of bandages or anything weird.
@@WeaselKing1000 Have you ever tried doing surgery without any surgical tools? Could you open a chest without bone scissors, a cartilage knife, or large bladed scalpel?
I can't believe you're into pyramid selling.
Listen, listen. It's NOT pyramid selling, it's... network... marketing and it's a guaranteed money making... Mark! I've seen the, the charts!
I think calling the surgeon Jeremy is so on point! This is the exact type of thing Jeremy would have probably done in his nursing days as a joke.
Nah, Jeremy is self-serving but he's not mean-spirited
oh no! Anyway...
He Jezzed it
There was a case like this where someone initialled their name on the livers of two transplant patients. Life imitating art...
Jack Daniels? John Walker? Cptn Morgan?... the bastards
it was a doctor and they were disbarred, it was “signing his own work’”.
@@PrettyPinkPeacock Might be a different guy, the guy I know about went to prison for assault by beating cos of it.
@@MutoKei that's true here's the link www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42344180
You're not thinking of the piece of garbage who initialled a woman's belly after a cesarean are you? That was just bloody brutal stupidity.
Mitchell's accent in his second bit is excellent.
Could you pls tell me which accent it is? The narrator's too?
@@nekorisnik Educated Scottish.
@@DavidRutten thanks
@@DavidRutten More specifically east coast like edinburgh or St Andrews
@@telectronix1368 I’m from Fife, he’s way off. Sounds closer to borders
This might be the best acting David Mitchell has ever done
David is actually a brilliant actor, ngl
Not as brilliant as Rob
The surgeon really jezzed it
God I love the acting!
To be honest, I think the best actors are mostly comedy actors.
I like how David, who's no Daniel Day Lewis, let's be honest, manages to give his accent as the doctor a very slight Scottish tint, given that all senior doctors in the UK are from Scotland. Very well observed.
Why's it that they're from Scotland?
@@tomlxyz Better universities? idk
@@tomlxyz Unless there's a source for that I'd take it as a joke
Is that a metaphor for how shit the public health care is in the UK?
@@thechris312 many students move to Scotland for a few years to get free uni if they're a Scottish national
Ironically this actually happens. Ceramic hips replacement can squeak.
I thought you were going to say this does happen--surgeons leave stuff in as a dare
Video uploaded 9 years ago and we still have all you great fans watching and commenting. Good seeing ya!
The acting's so brilliant!
Oh what have you done Jez
This is as good as acting can get!
"That's clearly not acceptable."
Just recently there was news of a surgeon in the UK who signed his name on patients' livers with a laser.
Nice to see Jez finally made something of himself.
This happened in America fairly recently - not a squeaker - but a surgeon filmed a tick-tick video of her cutting off excess fat after a tummy tuck op- to a soundtrack ! ( I’m not a youth so I don’t know the song- but something apt about ‘cutting it’) and she fucked up the surgery showing off. It was all uneven and stuff - Then Someone sent the patient the link and she recognised herself and is now going to court. Another case of reality being crazier than fiction.
Tik tok is a disease
Oooh no, look how adorably pitiyful he is at 0:40 🥺
The squeak at 0:57 😂
Got me too 🤣🤣🤣
1:50. Not a surgeon's car. Funny it is.
The rubbers perished
peep show reference innit
@@23gtrh2_02 yahh
Old Meg has broken!
How many rubbers?
If it was vulcanised it wouldn't perish.
To be honest, the squeker would prevent the patient from unnecessary movement, helping the hip to heal.
Sure, it's a bit inconvenient, but it's a practical solution.
But it probably would stay too long, making the person move to little and therfore retraining, possibly increasing the chances of complications
Getting people back on their feet and walking is crucial for the healing process though :-) Helps with bloodflow, preventing bloodclots, keeps muscles strong etc. Bedrest and staying immobile after surgery prolongs recovery.
Peep show origin story, Jeremy does this, then to get away with it runs away and changes his surname.
I'd say it's sequel material. Jez coming to this position by some sort of accident.
Had to Google "fairy liquid." So that's what you call dish soap over there, eh.
Fairy's just a brand name, we'd usually say "washing up liquid"
Squeaky hip? My kitten would love it! That would keep him amused for hours.
Brilliant
“They know what they are doing, they know that it’s wrong, ...”
Was this written by Chris Morris?
Surprised no one's mentioned the strong Chris Morris influence on this
Didn`t this happen for real in the US with some surgeon signing a transplant organ with a lazer or something bizarrely similar?
Simon Bramhall? That was here in blighty mate.
@0:59 "In the end, the rubber will perish..." Just like Old Meg in the wallet, eh Mez? Eehhhggggghhh! Eehhhggggghhh! 📯 🚛
DM with 2 BAFTA worthy performances in one sketch!
OMG this one is good.
Of course the surgeons called jeremy
This character is most like Gerard from Peep Show
Is this why some shoes squeak, purposely?
Why did this feel more like an episode of Black Mirror?
A REAL JEZZING!
"It's quite distasteful"
A dark but funny skit.
thats too real to be funny
Or too funny to be real?
Edit the last bit - otherwise hilarious.
The squeaker would split before too long anyway.
Wish they did more peep shows
Thank god it doesnt make farting sounds
Now that WOULD be unacceptable.
The injections of fairy liquid might guard against COVID-19
At least it's a sqeaker and not a GPS tracker.....
Doctor DEATH!
this is a worry - after a routine operation i discovered that the surgeons had put a small trumpet up my anus - every time i fart i play the intro to gone with the wind
Is there something wrong with malpractice lawyers in the UK?
Theres limits to compensation yes. Exemplary damages are quite rare
By the number of adverts, no.
@@zapkvr deliberately implanting devices not certified for medical use, just for the craic: probably one of the times people would get the book thrown at them.
@@JasperJanssen Nonsense. The NHS can't afford to be losing specialists, the royal college of surgeons is happy to turn a blind eye to the occasional harmless prank such as implanting someone with terminal metastatic lung cancer.
@@differentname5867 Ha-ha!
i had excactly the same thing happen to me once.
except my squeeck was caused by one of my shoes.
yes..
Varicella (chicken "pox") is NOT trivial. If you get shingles you'll know about it. Its insanely debilitating. And extremely painful
That's the joke.
Fairly liquid in your bloodstream is not so much not trivial as absolutely lethal.
That's the joke
@@JasperJanssen as opposed to bleach, which top scientists think may cure covid
@@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 which every single scientists knows kills covid. That’s not the problem.
The problem is it als9 kills you if you inject it.
The women feeling a bit of a tickle and now finding it funny. Hmm
He acts trully victimized
😅😅😅
I'd definitely give lung cancer to someone who legit came in for a toe nail operation.
Men
Imagine going in like a normal person and leave as a Karen
Humperdoo! To the Moon!
great acting but crap script