Neil Gaiman - 'Bad Gaiman Challenge' - Wits

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2014
  • We asked you guys to submit their worst versions of a Neil Gaiman-style short story. Hundreds responded to the call.
    Here, read by Neil Gaiman himself, are the worst of the worst.
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  • @ChristopherCopeland
    @ChristopherCopeland 4 года назад +44

    I had expected to enjoy this- as I expect to enjoy anything involving Neil Gaiman- but I had not expected the tears. Mirthful, mirthful tears. The boy named boy story read in that voice absolutely left me in stitches.

  • @totz_the_plaid9625
    @totz_the_plaid9625 Год назад +12

    "Besides, the name wolf was already taken..." (incredibly long pause) "...by the tree."
    ...that *has* to be the same David Malki of 'Wondermark' fame.

  • @prajwaljayaraj5887
    @prajwaljayaraj5887 5 лет назад +46

    His delivery is impeccable!

  • @sleightsofheart.
    @sleightsofheart. 9 лет назад +136

    "um... Ragnarok" - *laughs for about seventy years*

    • @claralin8835
      @claralin8835 7 лет назад +3

      i actually don't get this part D:

    • @DancingFox6
      @DancingFox6 7 лет назад +4

      Jillian Boyd oh please figure it out. You will have to do some reading but the laugh will be worth it. No one can ever explain it to you with just words.

    • @DancingFox6
      @DancingFox6 7 лет назад

      Qianpin Lin I meant my reply to Jillian for you.

    • @magisterofsteam7880
      @magisterofsteam7880 5 лет назад +3

      Same, those last two stories made my literally lol for the longest time xd

    • @p1rgit
      @p1rgit 4 года назад +4

      @@claralin8835 it's Pratchett, actually. i think. Teatime of the gods = Twilight of the gods = Götterdämmerung (this one is wagner) = Ragnarök. just translation :)

  • @elemirion
    @elemirion 9 лет назад +111

    His reading of them makes them sooooo much better!!!

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 6 лет назад

      YES

    • @HA-vw4jl
      @HA-vw4jl 4 года назад

      tbf, he made a description of a old womans day in which nothing at all of interest happened sound interesting

  • @Starshadow
    @Starshadow 9 лет назад +59

    I think the last one almost reads like a Bad Terry Pratchett.

  • @arnoldlane68
    @arnoldlane68 7 лет назад +106

    "(...)
    by the tree."

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative 7 лет назад +102

    I actually kinda liked the one about the boring guy with the briefcase of boring papers.

  • @s.miller7597
    @s.miller7597 3 года назад +14

    It may be Bad Gaiman, yet from his lips, everything sounds magical!

  • @FaultAndDakranon
    @FaultAndDakranon Год назад +12

    Many of them are excellent parodies of the atmospheric lyric mythology nature of Neil Gaiman stories.

  • @superschmolz
    @superschmolz 5 лет назад +19

    "The boy's name was boy..." perfect

  • @chefjohnferdinand
    @chefjohnferdinand 8 лет назад +36

    I couldn't breathe from laughing that I legit got scared--while laughing--that I would die from not breathing. I paused, took a deep breath, and continued laughing for eighty-five years.

  • @moopsy1969
    @moopsy1969 9 лет назад +90

    Bad Neil Gaiman stories read by Neil Gaiman = Possibly good Neil Gaiman stories!

  • @gixnla
    @gixnla 8 лет назад +43

    "...and the moon".

  • @Beacon80
    @Beacon80 8 лет назад +50

    Love this so much. Not sure which is my favorite. Either the not-Neverwhere one with Brunhilde, or the Boy who's not named Wolf.

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 10 месяцев назад +3

    It hurts to be so thoroughly seen, doesn’t it Neil? 😂😂😂 know that we love you

  • @MobyD46
    @MobyD46 9 лет назад +47

    "David Malki from California" who wrote the one Gaiman said was his favorite, may be David Malki ! who does the webcomic Wondermark. The exclamation point is part of his name, which he says is an honorific like Jr. or PhD. but is not pronounced.

    • @harrisonbrown7267
      @harrisonbrown7267 8 лет назад +12

      +Rick Wales You're right: wondermark.com/bad-gaiman/

  • @gideonhodge3723
    @gideonhodge3723 9 лет назад +75

    I want to see Neil Gaiman played by Alan Rickman

    • @mrtechnogeek00
      @mrtechnogeek00 8 лет назад +34

      Too late.

    • @martyfan11agnosticalienfan
      @martyfan11agnosticalienfan 7 лет назад +34

      I want to see him being cast as Alan Rickman if a film about Alan's life ends up being made.

    • @shallowsenigmac7251
      @shallowsenigmac7251 7 лет назад +2

      Gideon Hodges'shmong
      Hmong
      oh

    • @ronkb
      @ronkb 6 лет назад +1

      oof

    • @Armeh11
      @Armeh11 5 лет назад +6

      Actually, I want to see Alan Rickman played by Neil Gaiman.

  • @HarryKrinkle
    @HarryKrinkle 9 лет назад +18

    Man, I've written quite a few Gaiman-pastiches in the past few years, and I used to think they were Poor Man's Neil...until now.

  • @cwolf201
    @cwolf201 5 лет назад +14

    Oddly. Neil reading them made the stories better

  • @S....
    @S.... 2 года назад +3

    Those were really Gaiman-like. I wan't more.

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 9 лет назад +71

    OH MY GOD NEIL GAIMAN IS WEARING A COLOUR OTHER THAN BLACK

    • @HA-vw4jl
      @HA-vw4jl 4 года назад +10

      Ragnarok has arrived. We're all doomed XD

    • @clairev.g.7361
      @clairev.g.7361 2 года назад +3

      That's the one thing I first noticed before the video title!

  • @glspj
    @glspj 7 лет назад +7

    This is so good. Now we know where the candidates for the 2016 US Presidential Elections get their speech and debate scripts from.

  • @RoboCatTrainer
    @RoboCatTrainer 2 года назад +3

    Never get tired of this!

  • @leilanivanwyk636
    @leilanivanwyk636 Год назад +2

    Neil reading anything, no matter how horrible is excellent. 😂😂😂

  • @papaslap7350
    @papaslap7350 7 лет назад +14

    The host is hilarious. What a great idea for a segment!

  • @sammyleo3809
    @sammyleo3809 7 лет назад +9

    " . . . by the tree."

  • @rickpresley63
    @rickpresley63 6 лет назад +10

    As bad as these are, they are still delightful when Neil reads them.

  • @revk8611
    @revk8611 5 лет назад +3

    Nope! That one killed me. lol

  • @ElfHybrid
    @ElfHybrid 9 лет назад +9

    I feel bad, I really want to read more of those XD

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig 5 месяцев назад

    He's not just a masterful writer, he's also a brilliant reader!

  • @robertshenton
    @robertshenton 7 лет назад +12

    Hey look, it's Alan Rickman and Paul Giamatti.

  • @cha5
    @cha5 3 года назад +6

    "......Nope"

  • @SteventheThorn
    @SteventheThorn 7 лет назад +21

    It has everything I want and less.

  • @anne-mariebryan725
    @anne-mariebryan725 9 лет назад +5

    Way to represent Minnesota!

  • @mylles1112
    @mylles1112 5 лет назад +4

    Neil Gaiman= Cool Guy

  • @abelmorgan3972
    @abelmorgan3972 4 года назад +3

    the problem is, though, the problem is that everything, everysinglething sounds good, just fine, really great, whenever he's reading it, so nothing it's actually bad

  • @FaultAndDakranon
    @FaultAndDakranon Год назад +1

    These are beautiful!

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 6 лет назад +2

    I wish there was more, this is hilarious!

  • @strega0
    @strega0 5 лет назад +4

    these were actually pretty good xD

  • @Thiefree
    @Thiefree 9 лет назад +2

    Like a hall of mirrors, but funnier. Spectacular.

  • @airemay
    @airemay 9 лет назад +1

    This is amazing!

  • @deadeaded
    @deadeaded 9 лет назад +4

    Oh goodness that was fantastic :)

  • @Richard_Jones
    @Richard_Jones 3 года назад +1

    Damn! So much better than my bad Gaiman. Some of it terribly close to 'ok Gaiman'......which is, of course....bad Gaiman.

  • @TheHestya
    @TheHestya 3 месяца назад

    Beautiful

  • @spyrgyro
    @spyrgyro 9 лет назад +15

    Sounds like Professor Snape

  • @davidfavored4518
    @davidfavored4518 4 года назад

    Him reading these bas stories make them really good 😂

  • @jmhook
    @jmhook 9 лет назад +3

    I liked one of the stories

  • @jackwenman777
    @jackwenman777 9 лет назад +1

    4:38 So funny haha

  • @herniebadlautner.7340
    @herniebadlautner.7340 3 года назад +1

    weird to see him not in someone's falafel

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 6 лет назад +1

    HIS VOICE

  • @nanceemoes7995
    @nanceemoes7995 3 года назад +4

    This has entirely too few likes.

  • @revk8611
    @revk8611 5 лет назад +3

    Nope!

  • @dlc1119
    @dlc1119 4 года назад +3

    Nope.

  • @ironhills
    @ironhills 4 года назад

    Is it bad or is it satire?

  • @bigmeggan1047
    @bigmeggan1047 9 лет назад +3

    'brilliant writer'? What for the six people who still read books? lmao