Scammers Think My Uber Driver Stole Their $2,500

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @sidviscus
    @sidviscus 4 года назад +5496

    I love how scammers will go along with any bizarre story and still go "Ok, you are stuck in a zombie apocalypse, I understand. Are you still going to get the gift cards?"

    • @tomservo9254
      @tomservo9254 4 года назад +423

      in one of Scammer Payback's videos his character pretends to have to run for cover during a tornado and the scammer still badgers him for cards

    • @Maik-D
      @Maik-D 4 года назад +34

      @@tomservo9254 I thought we're not allowed to say that name here...................

    • @beeehna
      @beeehna 4 года назад +50

      @@Maik-D why?

    • @MrPainkiller1988
      @MrPainkiller1988 4 года назад +73

      "Like, bitch, no! It's Zombie apocalypse and they have no cure, yet. How about tomorow? Around 4:30."

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 4 года назад +185

      "Hello, I'm at the Walmart now. So, where are the gift cards?"
      Bang bang!
      "Oh no, there are 4 robbers at Walmart! They are emptying the cash registers!"
      "Ma'am. Are you getting the gift cards? Are you at Walmart? We need 10x 500$ cards."
      "Oh man, I have been shot!"
      "Ma'am. Are you getting the gift cards? Are you at Walmart? We need 10x 500$ cards."

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  4 года назад +5890

    Sometimes it makes me laugh even more when I realize the scammers think this is actually happening in real life- hope you enjoy :)

    • @aaronhobart7826
      @aaronhobart7826 4 года назад +171

      Love all your content dude, you make boredom more tolerable

    • @nafizahmed1983
      @nafizahmed1983 4 года назад +48

      People's eyebrow though

    • @ocpd23
      @ocpd23 4 года назад +85

      Congrats on ONE MILLION!!!!

    • @wikiiimusic5653
      @wikiiimusic5653 4 года назад +57

      I would love to see a video where the scammers react to being on Kitboga’s vids - BEST DAY EVER!!
      Great content, thanks for sharing :)

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 4 года назад +52

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING MA'AM
      DO YOU WANT TO BE BEHIND THE BARS?

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 3 года назад +599

    The scammers asking you to stay in the living room gives the exact same vibe as little kids telling you they're going to do a magic trick but you have to close your eyes first.

  • @ayazhussain8108
    @ayazhussain8108 4 года назад +2323

    I hate it when Attorney Generals ask for Target gift cards...

    • @torrenceandthemachine8638
      @torrenceandthemachine8638 4 года назад +118

      If I had a nickel every time the attorney general made me drive to target for google play cards

    • @VitalSignsExplained
      @VitalSignsExplained 4 года назад +28

      He really likes target

    • @shanewilson7994
      @shanewilson7994 3 года назад +20

      I know right, why can't he be normal and ask for Google.

    • @trap8305
      @trap8305 3 года назад +31

      Attorneys General*

    • @tedmarley4341
      @tedmarley4341 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are too much 😂😂😂

  • @Angel_Investor_Music
    @Angel_Investor_Music 4 года назад +1929

    14:26
    "I am the attorney general. And I'm calling you from the... official department."
    Sounds legit.

    • @LuigiTheItalian
      @LuigiTheItalian 4 года назад +16

      Sounds official.

    • @qubonic
      @qubonic 4 года назад +27

      Dam right it does! Just like when the CEO of amazon with a African accent called me to share his millions with me.

    • @pagalmasala
      @pagalmasala 4 года назад +19

      And he wants to confirm your "ZAP CORD"...ok...sounds painful! lololol

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 года назад +5

      The department of orifice

    • @brandondowdy4220
      @brandondowdy4220 4 года назад +3

      @@qubonic or that Nigerian prince

  • @lewis6932
    @lewis6932 3 года назад +355

    32:51 "I'm not calling you Baby, I'm calling you a small child!"
    Had me laughing for a solid minute

    • @Myth_or_Mystery76
      @Myth_or_Mystery76 3 года назад

      The virginity was strong with him.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 года назад

      This entire group were creepy incel levels of desperate.

  • @emachine003
    @emachine003 4 года назад +1502

    “We’re going to give you a refund because.... money laundering”

    • @alainbcdefghijk
      @alainbcdefghijk 4 года назад +94

      Gotta love them new scripts that the scammers have no idea what they mean.

    • @itsjohnthomas
      @itsjohnthomas 4 года назад +4

      haha

    • @somedude5990
      @somedude5990 4 года назад +56

      Not to be confused with money laundry.

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey 4 года назад +1

      🤷🤷🤷

    • @zilgill9589
      @zilgill9589 4 года назад +1

      Rriiiiight

  • @MyNameIsEgan
    @MyNameIsEgan 4 года назад +938

    "i didn't do the money laundering, i barely even do my own laundry"
    hahhahahaah

    • @Dr.TJ_Eckleburg
      @Dr.TJ_Eckleburg 3 года назад +16

      Her tier 3 subscriber does her laundry 😂😂

    • @chantelle556
      @chantelle556 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nomadpurple6154
      @nomadpurple6154 3 года назад +4

      @@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg I need one of those!!!

    • @marcosgreg9983
      @marcosgreg9983 3 года назад +5

      "our problrm department" 😆

  • @BobertJoe
    @BobertJoe 3 года назад +730

    God, when you called him a baby and he started to get all flirty, gave me fucking chills. How creepy can you get.

    • @articxunodorseggnej8016
      @articxunodorseggnej8016 3 года назад +26

      No way he actually said that? I probably skipped or slept through it
      Edit: oh yeah just heard it now after seeking. Really weird.

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature 3 года назад +54

      yea, that was incredibly gross. like he thought he was really doing something great when that happened. 🤮🤣 they're so incredibly lazy with their research and scripts. If you push back the least little bit, it all falls apart.

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 3 года назад +6

      So rapey 🤢🤮

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 года назад +33

      Seriously, and he kept insisting that Kitboga asked if Nevaeh could come visit him. He's probably hoping to kidnap someone someday.
      Creepy fuck probably already has a dungeon ready and just waiting to put some girl in it.

    • @tradeladder146
      @tradeladder146 2 года назад +4

      He knows Trump.

  • @JimmyVermeer
    @JimmyVermeer 4 года назад +954

    WOW, he's the attorney general of the high magistrate court from the official department and he works for the FBI, the IRS, and the BBB. Seems rock solid legit to me.

    • @natashka1982
      @natashka1982 4 года назад +45

      I was very impressed by those credentials

    • @marissa32
      @marissa32 3 года назад +62

      Scammers say the kind of stuff you say when you're playing pretend when you're 5 years old.

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 3 года назад +25

      What’s not to trust?

    • @lettiejohnson447
      @lettiejohnson447 3 года назад +20

      Yes rock solid and saving us money that the attorney general is multi purpose working for all 3 FBI IRS AND BBB and sometime Social Security also. WOW

    • @neverleavesthehouse
      @neverleavesthehouse 3 года назад +37

      all that without ever passing the bar! Truly inspirational.

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 4 года назад +648

    "Why don't you get a glass of water and calm down."
    A perfectly crafted condescending statement

    • @Yumenga
      @Yumenga 4 года назад +38

      He said it because Indian scammers say that all the time.

    • @jesset3395
      @jesset3395 4 года назад +4

      @@Yumenga We know

    • @minitbnn
      @minitbnn 4 года назад +37

      A... condensating statement.

    • @nishikantr4613
      @nishikantr4613 4 года назад +18

      its funny cos u can hear then get fucking pissed when he says that to them hahahaha

    • @PaintGuru24
      @PaintGuru24 4 года назад +9

      it features in many of their scripts. its funny when he throws it back at them

  • @Hathekat
    @Hathekat 2 года назад +128

    They assume every victim is so stupid, that they dont even listen to what the people are saying and probably cant imagine that anyone would troll/prank or scam them.

    • @daCubanaqt
      @daCubanaqt Год назад +5

      Lol. I think most people who wouldn’t fall for the scam never get this far. The scammers think they actually have someone who will take the bait.

    • @honestysh
      @honestysh 5 месяцев назад

      That is probably because you have to be pretty stupid to fall for something like this.

  • @duranainn
    @duranainn 4 года назад +974

    I love when he hangs up on them and he tells us "they'll call back 😎"

    • @mdit21
      @mdit21 4 года назад +43

      Ikr. I believe he understands these joker's mindset . All they saw were dollar signs 💰💰💰👀.

    • @blazeron12
      @blazeron12 4 года назад +29

      @@mdit21 He's had a lot of experience.

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 4 года назад +3

      I wouldn't hang up on you tho, *GODDAMN!*

    • @catiem9949
      @catiem9949 4 года назад +5

      Hunny, hunny hunny

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 4 года назад +1

      @@catiem9949 😂😂😂

  • @FreshBeatles
    @FreshBeatles 4 года назад +964

    "im 24! How old are you?"
    "heheheh.....more than you...."
    im dying

  • @kaitygoins217
    @kaitygoins217 3 года назад +195

    I’m not sure why, but it always gives me life when Kit calls them out with “weird flex, but okay?”...especially when Edna says it 😂

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 3 года назад +10

      it's so funny just thinking of an old lady saying that to a "microsoft employee" over the phone

    • @dangerous8333
      @dangerous8333 3 года назад +1

      Gives you life?
      Must be that yuppie yoga hipster spirituality lingo.

    • @TheBlueCrunchmaican
      @TheBlueCrunchmaican 4 месяца назад

      @@dangerous8333you type like a yuppie.

  • @bitterbetty.9667
    @bitterbetty.9667 4 года назад +560

    Who knew the attorney general of the United States cared so much about PayPal.

    • @finalbossd
      @finalbossd 4 года назад +7

      He could be the attorney general of one of the states? Though it wouldn’t make sense for him to claim to represent the IRS, a federal agency.

    • @Azetchki
      @Azetchki 4 года назад +17

      I mean, this attorney General didn't even pass the bar exam, so...

    • @anonomoys123
      @anonomoys123 4 года назад +12

      To be fair, he’s the attorney general of the FBI and the Better Business Bureau

    • @robpelick7460
      @robpelick7460 4 года назад +9

      I never knew the Attorney General was an Indian national with poor English

    • @Nikifuj908
      @Nikifuj908 4 года назад +3

      Bill Barr definitely doesn't sound like that lol

  • @BlackGothGirl1
    @BlackGothGirl1 4 года назад +679

    “$500 on a missile? I didn’t know they were that cheap!”😂

    • @mattmartineau6018
      @mattmartineau6018 4 года назад +6

      All depends... Street level, might be able to get a TOW cheap...

    • @henrylopez7721
      @henrylopez7721 4 года назад +18

      If you think that's cheap, check out your local Google play refund Microsoft call for some Nukes

    • @stunningandbased5516
      @stunningandbased5516 4 года назад +6

      @@henrylopez7721 can i get a refund on my tactical size nuke? Seems to be defective

    • @HoxerGaming
      @HoxerGaming 4 года назад +2

      its actually a missile that fell from a truck

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 4 года назад +2

      Matt Martineau Yeah, the real expensive part of the TOW is the cable, and the launcher of course but the cable is weirdly expensive.

  • @slawomirnowak7229
    @slawomirnowak7229 4 года назад +126

    "I'll call my dad's lawyer. I'll call Slipping Jimmy". Gotta love the "Better Call Saul" reference.

  • @scottlarson1548
    @scottlarson1548 4 года назад +506

    I liked the "get a glass of water" comment. For some reason lots of scammers are telling their victims to "relax and drink a glass of water". Apparently that's in their scripts now.

    • @JakeGreen86
      @JakeGreen86 4 года назад +57

      Yeah it's like go away from the computer get a drink so I can do scammer stuff

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 4 года назад +36

      The water in India must have Xanax in it lol

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 4 года назад +5

      Honestly I think he figured it out at that point and then they were just playing along.

    • @Itemtotem
      @Itemtotem 4 года назад +11

      the reason is quite despicable i would imagine. that strikes me addendum due to such frequent encounters with crying customers.
      their customers cry so often that they felt a need to address it universally.

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 4 года назад +9

      i like how kit asked the scammer to get a glass of water before the scammer could tell him to

  • @okay747
    @okay747 4 года назад +832

    “Honey” sounds so disgusting coming from him....

    • @jenica7838
      @jenica7838 4 года назад +85

      It's creepy from anyone you don't know.

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 4 года назад +37

      @@jenica7838 I'd say it's acceptable if you live in the south

    • @Bendetoma
      @Bendetoma 4 года назад +45

      @Richard’s Testicle Head It's not as creepy but its still weird when a woman you dont know calls you honey. Unless its an older lady.

    • @Zhongligeoarchon
      @Zhongligeoarchon 4 года назад

      Richard’s Testicle Head yeah

    • @bobhernandaz
      @bobhernandaz 4 года назад +6

      Roman not the nice black lunch lady

  • @nicholasrypien8568
    @nicholasrypien8568 2 года назад +147

    I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 2 года назад +36

      Hey, man. That's what it's all about.

    • @peterkim3370
      @peterkim3370 2 года назад +9

      @@CopShowGuy yeah baby! That what i’ve ben waiting for

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX 2 года назад

      Just go to rehab. You'll be in and out in no time

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs Год назад +9

      @@peterkim3370 WOOOOOO

    • @bossgandy
      @bossgandy 11 месяцев назад +4

      That's what it's all about

  • @ath3na.64
    @ath3na.64 4 года назад +435

    "He hasn't even passed the BAR. And the bar is veeerryyy low today" hahaha

    • @hanashable95
      @hanashable95 4 года назад +6

      This line basically made me fall in love with him not gonna lie lol

    • @slimjim4981
      @slimjim4981 3 года назад +1

      Do you live near Denver?

  • @flockhead5342
    @flockhead5342 4 года назад +447

    "Why don't you let me drive and you can be complicated, okay?" lmao Kit and Milton are hilarious together

    • @Blippity_Bloop64
      @Blippity_Bloop64 4 года назад +9

      I was out for my morning walk when I heard that line. I burst out laughing. These two are great together!

    • @flockhead5342
      @flockhead5342 4 года назад +13

      @@Blippity_Bloop64 I should know not to watch Kit's videos/streams out in public, I've laughed out loud way too many times, I'm sure people are staring but who cares haha.

    • @sineadgrier2182
      @sineadgrier2182 4 года назад +5

      people of Cornwall give kitboga and milton and neveah the freedom of the city of Truro ,Cornwall

    • @marcusklaas4088
      @marcusklaas4088 4 года назад +7

      Yea Milton is excellent. He always picks up any role so fast and gives it his own spin.

    • @intaos
      @intaos 2 года назад +1

      Milton’s timing was brilliant with that line.

  • @kathleenw
    @kathleenw 3 года назад +133

    Kit to Lawyer: “Did he pass the bar?”
    Scammer: “No”
    (thinking it was related to “behind the bars”

    • @phntasy333
      @phntasy333 3 года назад +5

      I love how they already had the instructions for target cards before the " mistake" was even revealed.

    • @mightymouse1005
      @mightymouse1005 Год назад

      He never passes a BAR 🍻 🍺

  • @BarbokVA
    @BarbokVA 4 года назад +772

    How lucky to get the Attorney General himself.

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 4 года назад +23

      I hope they use that a lot. Coz less people fall for it.

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 4 года назад +1

      Just don't tell him you smoke 😂

    • @Rrod810
      @Rrod810 4 года назад

      It was blunder!

    • @Рекс-у9е
      @Рекс-у9е 4 года назад +2

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut Maybe you meant the Surgeon General? 😆

    • @pyramidhead2874
      @pyramidhead2874 3 года назад

      Of FBI

  • @BluMustangNY
    @BluMustangNY 4 года назад +415

    The scammer’s voice when he thought Kit was flirting makes me want to throw up🤢 Just nasty.

    • @nihari4273
      @nihari4273 4 года назад +57

      When he asked if "you want to come over?"...like dude wtf?

    • @Yumenga
      @Yumenga 4 года назад +54

      You should hear the scammers flirt with granny. It's gross.

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 4 года назад +15

      @@nihari4273 it's for "business purposes" he said hahahaha

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 4 года назад +1

      @@giantswingallday7001 lol its still illegal

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 4 года назад +2

      @@StainderFin I know it's a joke haha

  • @Humanoidfreak
    @Humanoidfreak 4 года назад +68

    Owanage prank did a video once where he got into a car accident. Said he was bleeding on the side of the road. And the scammer still asked him if he had the gift card and if he can still get the number.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 3 года назад +8

      Best response would be to tell them "yes, but I can't read the numbers because they keep getting blurry" then fake struggle for as long as you like while 'trying' to read them the code.

    • @johnbarry8953
      @johnbarry8953 4 месяца назад

      Ownage rules

  • @izzy4reel
    @izzy4reel 4 года назад +625

    As an attorney, I am tickled by how little the scammer's conception of how the courts work comports with reality. Like, they already know what the court costs and fines will be? They act as both the judge and prosecutor, they say that you can avoid charges by paying money for a case that has presumably already been filed, before its had a hearing? An officer is on their way to arrest you but he'll stop if you give us gift cards? No judge's order? Or my favorite, we're charging you with some very serious criminal charges, we also know you're innocent, but you still have to pay us money for some reason.... Also, you will never, never, never, ever find out about a lawsuit filed against you via phone call. You'll be served in person or possibly find out by mail. As a sidebar, if our criminal courts could resolve an entire criminal matter start to finish in a single phone call that would be both a model of extreme efficiency and likely a horrible breach of due process.

    • @karenglenn6707
      @karenglenn6707 4 года назад +18

      I also worked at the Australian Federal Court as a court officer, sitting in with our judges, recording evidence exhibits, etc. This is the biggest load of shit that I have ever heard. As you know, filings, discoveries and other necessary paperwork takes months just to have a court date listed. What a laugh, it’s so sad that people fall for this disgusting crap.

    • @sukai121
      @sukai121 4 года назад +3

      YES

    • @Diggler569
      @Diggler569 3 года назад +10

      What are your thoughts on Bird Law?

    • @izzy4reel
      @izzy4reel 3 года назад +2

      @@Diggler569 many!

    • @noeleen5250
      @noeleen5250 3 года назад +13

      Also that the people who answer the enquiry line have the power to sign warrants. Or my favourite, you have committed a serious crime of money laundering and drug running and we are ringing you to let you know all the evidence we have against you. If you are guilty you have plenty of time to go on the run. Lol

  • @marshmilo8641
    @marshmilo8641 4 года назад +556

    Dude .. pretend Edna gets kidnapped and have the scammer negotiate her release

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 года назад +54

      Marshmilo I have been suggested a fake mugging where the gift cards get stolen and a gunshot is heard.

    • @volkingdeath5312
      @volkingdeath5312 4 года назад +112

      Mild Misanthrope "Ma’am, are you ok? Don’t tell them about the gift cards"

    • @tylerthereaper6450
      @tylerthereaper6450 4 года назад +20

      as long as I get the gift card you can have her

    • @R3cuzican
      @R3cuzican 4 года назад +7

      Haha
      Right, scam the kidnapper lmao

    • @christinae.burlison936
      @christinae.burlison936 4 года назад +1

      Love it!

  • @Illidanek
    @Illidanek 3 года назад +47

    "Honey, why are we so short on money??"
    "Oh it's nothing, I just had a money laundering case against me because I was listening to heavy metal, so I had to give the attorney general some gift cards"

  • @razztazz1982
    @razztazz1982 4 года назад +132

    When they start in with the "honey" crap, it's really gross.
    The team role play was excellent.

  • @arganiaspinosa9122
    @arganiaspinosa9122 4 года назад +786

    I have seen a ton of Kitboga's vids and this is the first time I have heard the scammer just asked his potential victim to go to the living room. Usually, they would go through the effort of having them write down some bogus super long confirmation code # or ask them to look at their router for some dumb reason as a distraction. But all this idiot could come up with is "please go to your living room". 😂

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 4 года назад +160

      Remember the one who asked Edna to cover her computer with a towel? 😂

    • @justinv588
      @justinv588 4 года назад +34

      @@A_Ducky That one was priceless.

    • @theycallmeken
      @theycallmeken 4 года назад +13

      He's the new creepy lazy

    • @theycallmeken
      @theycallmeken 4 года назад +12

      @@A_Ducky Can you link that one please 😂

    • @Frenchfraeis
      @Frenchfraeis 4 года назад +28

      They have absolutely no shame, though I think this is one of the creepiest ones, considering how much they try hitting on Kit

  • @Arghans
    @Arghans 3 года назад +76

    Love the Uber character. “OK well why don’t you be complicated and I’ll drive” 😂

  • @magicalex2346
    @magicalex2346 4 года назад +133

    “I think I would make a good lawyer since I used to watch legally blonde a lot” the best part is that they have no idea it’s a joke so it just goes over their head

  • @mayuzumiis
    @mayuzumiis 4 года назад +283

    "Go directly to Best Buy! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200!" has me in stitches. I'm so glad I started watching your videos. You and Milton are hilarious together!!

  • @Anonymous-lu6lz
    @Anonymous-lu6lz 2 года назад +44

    This was the evil & horniest scammer ever, Kit's improve skills are legendary 😂😂😂

  • @heyimtat
    @heyimtat 4 года назад +446

    "did he pass the bar exam?"
    "NO?!?!?!?!"
    LOLOL i sure hope he did

    • @jmanpolo5611
      @jmanpolo5611 4 года назад +6

      I laughed so hard this

    • @alfredalfer9166
      @alfredalfer9166 4 года назад +35

      Behind the bars exam

    • @youserguide
      @youserguide 4 года назад +6

      It’s My Cousin Vinny all over again!

    • @callum9999
      @callum9999 4 года назад +8

      @Ben Siener But he's the attorney general. $5k is a bargain!

    • @clray123
      @clray123 4 года назад +8

      He passed his prostate exam behind the bar.

  • @conanedigawa9860
    @conanedigawa9860 4 года назад +134

    I almost chocked on my food when you said baby, and he started flirting

  • @ricardogarcia6133
    @ricardogarcia6133 4 года назад +36

    Scammer: "You make me angry"
    Milton: "I didn't mean to make you angry, I'm just trying to get to know my customers!"
    Scammer: "Oh really, did you hear that boys? When I get angry I just close my door, like this"
    Naveah: "What?"
    Milton: "What?"

  • @Serilia
    @Serilia 4 года назад +322

    Neveah: You are a little stupid baby
    Scammer: Oh yeah, honey
    Neveah: You clearly lack critical information

  • @alainbcdefghijk
    @alainbcdefghijk 4 года назад +629

    Scammer: I have a lawyer who will handle this for you.
    Kit: did he pass the bar exam?
    Scammer: ... no.
    Me: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 3 года назад +16

      _oh..._

    • @JimmyVermeer
      @JimmyVermeer 3 года назад +25

      The scammer probably thought she was asking if he passed the bar on the way to work to get some booze.

    • @TheWord-LaPalabra
      @TheWord-LaPalabra 3 года назад +1

      I just read that as he said it.. weird

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 3 года назад

      @@TheWord-LaPalabra no

    • @jonyahraus4283
      @jonyahraus4283 Год назад +1

      Y-you passed the bar?

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 3 года назад +46

    Milton is magical. He and Kit make stuff up off the fly so easily.

  • @theswissmiss69
    @theswissmiss69 4 года назад +160

    That acting when he was driving away was ON POINT!
    So great. Even afterwards with the police sirens. Perfect.

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink 4 года назад +258

    "The Attorney General from The Official Department? " Impressive.

    • @Blippity_Bloop64
      @Blippity_Bloop64 4 года назад +21

      You know it's important when the Official Department calls you.

    • @ella-bt8hp
      @ella-bt8hp 4 года назад +9

      Spat my tea out when I heard the attorney general 😂😂
      Hilarious

    • @poopfingernail2247
      @poopfingernail2247 4 года назад +1

      my dream job 🥰🥰

  • @jettisonyurei8809
    @jettisonyurei8809 Год назад +11

    i love when Kit brings his friends in, because they just get angry and unnecessarily escalate the situation, (Ironically just like the scammers.) and the scammers think its real despite how ridiculous it is. best phone a friend so far for me. props.

  • @chrismanson3211
    @chrismanson3211 4 года назад +236

    Your lawyer has not passed the bar, and the "bar" has been set low today. ROFL

  • @___Lyric___
    @___Lyric___ 4 года назад +119

    Scammer, gets called baby: ooooh I like it honey~!
    Me: 🤢
    Me: 🤮

  • @sakurakuro2417
    @sakurakuro2417 3 года назад +13

    I love when Milton makes a guest appearance. It adds a whole different element to the fun. Great uploads and great work that you do in getting these lowlife scamming thieves.

  • @Nymphadora45uvyu
    @Nymphadora45uvyu 4 года назад +181

    “Weird flex but... okaaay” 😂😂😂

  • @Locust13
    @Locust13 4 года назад +218

    Scammer: "hmm how do I get her away from the computer in a clever way so she doesn't know I'm up to something to nefarious?"
    *just screeches at you to stay away from your own computer and go watch TV*
    Clever.

    • @Gabriel5501
      @Gabriel5501 4 года назад +29

      Reminds me of a kid doing a magic trick, "Just close your eyes and turn around, and the coin will magically move from one hand to my other!!!"

    • @Tim.Weaver
      @Tim.Weaver 4 года назад +19

      This guy was even more ridiculous than the scammer who said to cover the screen with a towel for security purposes 😲

    • @MrEeeaddict
      @MrEeeaddict 4 года назад +3

      @Han Lockhart I wonder is it because they suck so hard they have to do this as a job?

    • @Alg0rM0rtis
      @Alg0rM0rtis 4 года назад +2

      @@Tim.Weaver holy shit this is golden. Please provide a link for that

  • @misshappinessandmissflower
    @misshappinessandmissflower 2 года назад +1

    OMG I just had a scam call WHILST watching this. It was a call using an AI voice that was supposed to be an English woman, but it was clearly a recorded message that was operated through prompts. 'She' told me that my washing machine needed protection. I agreed and was like, I know, it needs maybe bubble wrap, or a jacket or maybe counselling. She then 'asked' me what brand it was. I said that my washing machine was called Molly May. The prompt just kept asking me to disclose the brand, and I kept giving them different iterations of Molly May...Mols, MOMO, Missy...They hung up. It was satisfying. Thank you for entertaining us and keeping people safe from scammers

  • @jacketrussell
    @jacketrussell 4 года назад +184

    'I'm transferring you to the turd person'.
    Sounds about right. 🤣

  • @willshow63
    @willshow63 4 года назад +525

    You’d think one of these guys would eventually figure out we don’t say “behind the bars”

    • @SlowedSonics
      @SlowedSonics 4 года назад +36

      😂
      They Will Put You Behind the Bars! 😂

    • @Kaiji701
      @Kaiji701 4 года назад +81

      Or when they say "we will take each and every penny from your account". No American has uttered that sequence of words before

    • @TheChrislewis1989
      @TheChrislewis1989 4 года назад +22

      Lmao exactly haha! At least get our dialect right if you're trying to scam and threatened people.

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 4 года назад +46

      It’s even funnier when they say behind the BAr” 😆

    • @JessicaCondon5
      @JessicaCondon5 4 года назад +47

      And "we will help you with each and every thing!"

  • @aimeejo3405
    @aimeejo3405 3 года назад +1

    Thanks!

    • @hellbound0086
      @hellbound0086 3 года назад +1

      You spent $5 for that comment and he didn’t even respond lol

    • @JaneDoe-po4gu
      @JaneDoe-po4gu 2 года назад

      @@hellbound0086 they just wanted to support the channel, not everything is about getting a head pat

    • @chrislynn5227
      @chrislynn5227 2 года назад

      He never answers his fans now go figure

  • @NopeNaw
    @NopeNaw 4 года назад +156

    Kitboga: "The trifecta."
    Scammer: "Excuse me, did you say something?"
    Kitboga: "Yes, I said..."
    *Interrupted as the scammer keeps on talking*
    The way they just talk and talk no matter what is absolutely infuriating. I have no idea how scambaiters have the patience to listen to them.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 4 года назад +35

      They do it more to his female characters than anyone else. These people have zero regard for women. They frequently tell his women to "stop trying to think" and occasionally call them really nasty sexist terms.

    • @poopfingernail2247
      @poopfingernail2247 4 года назад +14

      @@becominghero9754 yes and they always call him granny or honey and ask his age and where he is it’s so creepy

    • @dymaxion3988
      @dymaxion3988 Год назад +5

      It just makes it all the sweeter when Kit gives them a taste of their own medicine

  • @santosic
    @santosic 4 года назад +263

    This has got to be one of your Top 10 of all time, at least. The execution is top notch; that "fight" with your "Uber driver" was absolutely hilarious, and the cherry on top with the Uber driver stealing all of the gift cards in the end LOL.

    • @allenanalla2549
      @allenanalla2549 Год назад +1

      Watch the Hotdog video. He plays the old man who buys a ton of hotdogs to impress the neighbor lady!! F N hilarious!!
      Definitely top 10

  • @johngoatsie4736
    @johngoatsie4736 4 года назад +9

    I never let youtube ads play all the way, but for you, I'll allow it, the service you provide is essential. Great job man, give these lowlives hell.

    • @iRazenrak
      @iRazenrak 3 года назад +2

      You're better off just paying into his patreon so he gets all of the funds, as opposed to a portion via ads.

  • @sergio.h1985
    @sergio.h1985 4 года назад +211

    When you talk over him and make him stop, that is the most annoying part of this. You are slowly torturing them! You're amazing!!!!

  • @sammymcmumma
    @sammymcmumma 4 года назад +112

    Just had a horrible call from "the amazon"
    I kept her on the phone as long as I could without giving them access to my phone or computer.
    She was ranting and raving at me, calling me all sorts. Thank goodness I didn't have it on speakerphone, I have my two youngest here at home. I blocked the number and reported it online. I'm actually a little shaken up. She was so nasty.
    Thank you Kitboga for what you do. These guys need stopping. If everyone knows it's a scam, they cannot get away with it. But no doubt they will come back with a new scam, another angle. Horrid.

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 3 года назад +4

      But they will always want gift cards, so it doesn't matter how creative they get. As soon as gift cards are mentioned, the alarm bells should ring, That's the thing that needs to be hammered into peoples' minds.

    • @ken-camo
      @ken-camo 3 года назад +5

      until they get rid of their accents i think its pretty easy to tell whos a scammer... the scariest scammer was the american guy talking about how the persons grandson got into an accident and is being charged with dui and went on this long convincing act as the public defender. that was scary because i can see many people falling for that one. americans need to learn to not trust strangers on the phone. especially if a foreign accent.

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 3 года назад +1

      @@ken-camo Unfortunately, the Australian government has farmed out their social security calls to Indian call centres. And of course, given the profits to be made in that country by selling people's information, they have handed them a goldmine. It only takes one bad person to sell the info. And many companies world wide still use Indian call centres. Everyone should boycott Indian call centres and goods until their government takes proper action to wipe them out.

    • @charliepearce8767
      @charliepearce8767 3 года назад +1

      @@xymonau2468
      Just one more criminal act our politicians and bureaucrats have done....
      Everything in Australia's for sale...
      You can buy politician / bureaucrat or public servant for a simple bribe...
      Its sickening !!

  • @Zellonite
    @Zellonite 4 года назад +36

    You know you're in big trouble when you get a call from Attorney General Jake Smith.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад +131

    I can't stop laughing when Milton drove away with the gift cards and the scammers really believed it. But then I get upset again upon realizing that the scammer clearly wouldn't even care that someone got robbed (and was prepared to make the victim spend another $2500).

  • @NotANameist
    @NotANameist 4 года назад +125

    I understand why they pretend to have Anglo names. But it’s really funny when you speak to 5 of them in a row and it’s like Bob, Bill, Joey, Eric and Jason.

    • @gloomyjinx
      @gloomyjinx 4 года назад +5

      steve, joe, bob, billy, jacob but its pronounced jAHcob... the classics

    • @omnibussy
      @omnibussy 4 года назад +11

      haha for real. it's the most unconvincing slate of names imaginable for an American office place

    • @westcountryoddities8107
      @westcountryoddities8107 4 года назад +3

      Always a generic surname like Smith too, I think western names have become really popular in that part of Asia!

    • @AZCaveMan480
      @AZCaveMan480 4 года назад +3

      When they get the job they are told to pick a "Christian name" lol...

    • @donmcdouglas5017
      @donmcdouglas5017 4 года назад +6

      How dare you forget Steve and Daniel, smh

  • @GodbroxD
    @GodbroxD Год назад +5

    Didnt even pass the BAR and the bar is really low today. Hitboga doesn't miss a beat

  • @sweetlikeimli
    @sweetlikeimli 4 года назад +332

    WHO SPENDS $74.60 at CHIK-FIL-A?! That’s definitely trust fund money 💵

    • @melissabam434
      @melissabam434 4 года назад +8

      🙋🏻‍♀️😂😂😂 I rarely ever get to go and the family well we love chicken 😂😂

    • @lbgator11
      @lbgator11 4 года назад +3

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😆

    • @wewoweewoo
      @wewoweewoo 4 года назад +7

      I do but Im fat and CFA is so good I stock up for a few days

    • @xavierrodriguez326
      @xavierrodriguez326 4 года назад +9

      I feel attacked😔

    • @melissabam434
      @melissabam434 4 года назад +1

      Xavier Rodriguez it’s ok I spend it to

  • @bricy6437
    @bricy6437 4 года назад +52

    I love when you crack yourself up!
    “He’s one of my tier 3 subscribers” 2:42

  • @ROBIEM97
    @ROBIEM97 4 года назад +22

    "did he pass the bar exam"
    'No?'
    Had me cracking up

  • @lauratimmel3402
    @lauratimmel3402 4 года назад +82

    I just learned that my grandpa used to practice time-wasting whenever he got a call from a scammer or telemarketer. He'd get them talking about their families, and if he ever had to end the call, he'd say "God bless you" and hang up. I'm so proud. :)

    • @heatheradams8946
      @heatheradams8946 4 года назад +10

      I'm a granny and if I had time I did this once they asked me to speak English as I have a Scottish accent so I then answered with a heavy Scottish accent and they hung up pretty quickly.

    • @Rusty_Gold85
      @Rusty_Gold85 4 года назад +2

      I answer all my calls with " Hello Federal Police-with a tough voice " no matter if Mums name is on the screen lol . Even at work I do this . When I have to call my offsiders I say Its State Lotteries here ... Everyone knows it is me from name display on their screen

    • @KJ-oon
      @KJ-oon 4 года назад +8

      My 80 years old mother talks to them, and let them go through the whole story and then tells them, "son/doughter, you are not good at this. If I the 80 years old don't buy your story you should look into another job."
      😂😂😂

    • @jenica7838
      @jenica7838 4 года назад

      @@Rusty_Gold85 Did you just explain how caller* id works? Lol

  • @SonsofViagra
    @SonsofViagra 4 года назад +499

    They kept calling the driver "prostitutes son" in Hindi.

    • @janelleg597
      @janelleg597 4 года назад +53

      i've been scrolling comments looking for a translation. I'm sure none of it is flattering lol

    • @IcarusGravitas
      @IcarusGravitas 4 года назад +13

      "Now you're messing with a..."

    • @hufsa239
      @hufsa239 4 года назад +10

      @@lakhi_kant madar chod too 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 4 года назад +13

      Anyone know what "terrimaki-chode" is? I know "chode" is "f*cker", but what's "terrimaki"?

    • @jenn.a111
      @jenn.a111 4 года назад +4

      @@zxyatiywariii8 maybe mother or some thing like that?

  • @ryanmccarthy2033
    @ryanmccarthy2033 Год назад +4

    These are the whackest scammers. Like even in the scammer world they suck. A normal person would have no idea what they are saying

  • @beakt
    @beakt 4 года назад +250

    Kitboga is so damn funny. In the full call, he started typing a statement for the attorney by Neveah, and it said, "i neveah franko per curiam de facto in peremptory challenge hereby state I am innocent and will not EVER go to jail." LOL

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 3 года назад +6

      We saw that here too. So funny!!!

    • @wendybunger
      @wendybunger 3 года назад +8

      Love it when Neveah makes an appearance

    • @marcosgreg9983
      @marcosgreg9983 3 года назад +7

      His parner MiltonTpike1 so talented too

  • @fabianatrindade56
    @fabianatrindade56 4 года назад +243

    "Just go watch TV while I scam you real quick, ok?"
    That's laziness taken to a whole new level!

    • @MuffDiver71
      @MuffDiver71 4 года назад +5

      Fuck, right!

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 4 года назад +5

      Can I get a timestamp up in this bitch?

    • @jaredlittlejohn6883
      @jaredlittlejohn6883 3 года назад +1

      @@AnalyticalMenace it happens at 25 minutes just start their ans you'll catch the reason why he asks for her to go to the living room

  • @LeeDee5
    @LeeDee5 2 года назад +6

    The utter chaos of this episode is priceless. The situations you put these scammers in always blows my mind.

  • @jgreen802
    @jgreen802 4 года назад +101

    This might be the best channel on RUclips.

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 4 года назад

      No its not my channel is the best because LESS IS MORE. I HAVE 1 SUBSCRIBER AND 1 VIDEO AND I AM NUMBER 1 ON RUclips..... WHENEVER I DREAM THAT IS

    • @kiarnahall4020
      @kiarnahall4020 4 года назад +3

      Ummmm... "might be"??? 😂
      It absolutely is

  • @SEOshogun
    @SEOshogun 4 года назад +215

    As soon as they start singing they should know they've been had!

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 года назад +10

      Their greedy frenzy has put their reasoning and common sense to Sleep.

    • @thom_wye
      @thom_wye 4 года назад +6

      that must have been the senior songs manager

    • @adulthumanfemale8666
      @adulthumanfemale8666 4 года назад +3

      Yes, lol!!

    • @clray123
      @clray123 4 года назад +2

      Honestly in this one it seems they realized, but went along with it just to be sure.

    • @willchase5692
      @willchase5692 4 года назад +2

      Denise navidad

  • @pippa3150
    @pippa3150 2 года назад +6

    I love the Kit/Milton collabs. They are so brilliant together

  • @susielee5185
    @susielee5185 4 года назад +53

    I totally laughed out loud when the uber driver drove away. Kit you are brilliant !!!

  • @maxschmidt666
    @maxschmidt666 4 года назад +41

    "I don't even care about the money, you know, I'm just sitting outside of BestBuy, I hate this store"
    I love this comment so much. Think about being a scammer who just supposedly lost 2.5 grand and the real victim only cares about being in front of a BestBuy, lol!

  • @ProfessorMM
    @ProfessorMM 3 года назад +21

    I love when Kit struggles to hold back his laughter 😂

  • @anitavond2826
    @anitavond2826 4 года назад +146

    In the category of best actor: The Oscar goes to..... KITBOGA!!!

  • @IsThisAvailable550
    @IsThisAvailable550 4 года назад +351

    Uber driver: What do you do for a living Navaya?
    Navaya: Its complicated, you wouldn't understand
    Uber driver: Oh really, because mines pretty straight forward, I'm a driver, so why don't you let me drive, & you be complicated, OK

    • @xmxlyyy
      @xmxlyyy 4 года назад +6

      are you blind? the name is literally in the video

    • @mariehhollenback2346
      @mariehhollenback2346 4 года назад

      🤣😂🤣

    • @thesuperginge1348
      @thesuperginge1348 4 года назад +7

      I also watched the video and heard these lines. Congratulations.

    • @anatolydyatlov963
      @anatolydyatlov963 4 года назад +1

      It was pretty smooth xD

    • @Zer0-0
      @Zer0-0 4 года назад +8

      @@donnakay147
      Heaven backwards is Nevaeh right?

  • @ladylilith6495
    @ladylilith6495 3 года назад +10

    I think this scammer went through all 5 stages of grief in reverse. XD

  • @quino765
    @quino765 4 года назад +186

    Hearing the scammers flirt with someone they think is a 20 year old lady makes my skin crawl and somehow makes what they're doing even scummier.

    • @Ms_Tania
      @Ms_Tania 4 года назад

      'Some' of them (cus I don't want to generalis) are such pigs!!

    • @Yumenga
      @Yumenga 4 года назад +32

      It's worse when they flirt with 80-year-old granny.

    • @Mischa21xo
      @Mischa21xo 4 года назад +14

      Especially when these perverted freaks have the nerve to try to turn on the webcam so they can see who they are speaking to. Total trash

    • @prairiepanda
      @prairiepanda 4 года назад +7

      @Lemmi Chillmister I think a lot of them may have been convinced by movies and other media that American girls are "easy"

    • @finalbossd
      @finalbossd 4 года назад +9

      To be fair, the scammers are often around the same age, not that it excuses their behavior.

  • @MrsBees
    @MrsBees 4 года назад +238

    These scammers have no idea what money laundering is.

    • @grahamrsparker
      @grahamrsparker 4 года назад +12

      They are terrible at scamming lol.

    • @floretion
      @floretion 4 года назад +3

      Cue Office Space joke...

    • @xuscbs
      @xuscbs 4 года назад +3

      and what a trust fund is.

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 4 года назад +1

      @An Abomination they'll need a good laywer ill call rudy :^

    • @MacXpert74
      @MacXpert74 4 года назад +4

      @Floretion Guru "You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid, Neanderthal mafia guys, can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?" :D

  • @crystalnicole1287
    @crystalnicole1287 2 года назад +5

    I love how you get so into it and get tickled at the scammers lol I deliver for FedEx and I'm in a truck 10 hours alone, you bring me so much laughter.

  • @jessicam.3438
    @jessicam.3438 4 года назад +60

    "I don't even care about the money, I'm just sitting outside of Best Buy and I hate this store" omg

  • @beantherapy
    @beantherapy 4 года назад +812

    Anybody else love putting on Kitboga in the background while gaming?

    • @HaZeNathan
      @HaZeNathan 4 года назад +24

      Yea ive been putting him on in the background while I level in Final Fantasy 14

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 4 года назад +47

      No I don't do two things at once. RUclips videos demand total attention.

    • @ararepotato1420
      @ararepotato1420 4 года назад +1

      When I am not playing doom. I need to hear the music!

    • @alfredalfer9166
      @alfredalfer9166 4 года назад +47

      it makes doing house chores & cooking a lot more fun
      But i've probably listened to half his backlog of videos while building in minecraft lol

    • @zabunko
      @zabunko 4 года назад +4

      Just get 2 screens and problem solved

  • @kibundle
    @kibundle 3 года назад +4

    It's so bizarre. After watching a million of Kit's videos, EVERYTHING looks like a scam to me. I can barely open my email. Critical thinking is a good thing. Love these videos.

  • @rjfoster5496
    @rjfoster5496 4 года назад +47

    This is exactly what I need to watch instead of all the crap going on outside.... thank you

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 4 года назад +99

    I'm legit surprised that at this point their bosses don't hang up their calls immediately when they start singing and yell at them "YOU FOOL THAT WAS KITBOGA"

    • @eoinreilly3925
      @eoinreilly3925 4 года назад +8

      You would think so at this point ?? Complete Idiots

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 4 года назад +8

      These dunderheads would do anything for a gift card. If all else fails, they beg for it. Oh, and they put in Hindi cursing for good measure.

    • @visibletonone.superiortoal2033
      @visibletonone.superiortoal2033 4 года назад +8

      They found out it was him once.

    • @zoboey
      @zoboey 4 года назад +3

      @@visibletonone.superiortoal2033 what video?? omg

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 4 года назад +6

      @@zoboey The Baited (Adam and Alex) series. It's like 8 episodes. Just look up Kitboga BAITED and start at Episode 1. It's truly a wild ride.

  • @ziolove
    @ziolove 2 года назад +6

    I need to be more like Neveah Franko in my daily life. Challenge accepted.
    Love everything you do, Kit. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Best to you and your family.

  • @ian-c.01
    @ian-c.01 4 года назад +56

    It sounded like everyone in the scammers office was getting involved in the background during the car trip. There were so many different voices all trying to give advice to Brad, that was a masterful piece of scambaiting !

  • @purewebgroup4556
    @purewebgroup4556 4 года назад +84

    I cant recall another youtuber who has consistently had me crying with laughter.. Literally all your videos are golden... thanks for the entertainment... you do such a great job!!

  • @TheCoco781
    @TheCoco781 3 года назад +25

    Sometimes I play these videos late at night so I can fall asleep to the sweet, sweet sounds of scammers getting what they deserve 😌😴🌈✨

  • @BurritoGlasses
    @BurritoGlasses 4 года назад +48

    6:02 "Hi madam, LIKE this is Brad Whilson". This man is trying his hardest to sound like he's from the US. Had to throw that "like" randomly in there.

    • @markcostello5873
      @markcostello5873 4 года назад +2

      I cracked up 😂 his accent is dissolving too

  • @adambenmoshe2758
    @adambenmoshe2758 4 года назад +246

    I need a T-shirt saying “you will be BEHIND DA BARS”

    • @gokblok
      @gokblok 4 года назад +7

      Shit I'll buy one

    • @tsntana
      @tsntana 3 года назад +5

      You may have just stumbled upon something. There needs to be a t-shirt line with all the "catchphrases" from all these scammers. It would be fun to wear and at the same time be a great way to spread awareness. Make them famous in a good way for us and a bad way for them.

    • @RacingPepe
      @RacingPepe 3 года назад +13

      PLEASE BE HANDY WITH THE PEN AND PAPER

    • @Jayne90
      @Jayne90 3 года назад +4

      @@RacingPepe Madam Do Not cut d cards nononono! Needs to be one 😂

    • @nomadpurple6154
      @nomadpurple6154 3 года назад +15

      DO NOT REEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!

  • @mikebaker6418
    @mikebaker6418 3 года назад +9

    This guys collection of voices is amazing in itself. The fact he's using his powers for good makes it that much sweeter.

  • @lilsaam
    @lilsaam 4 года назад +47

    Ah yes, the attorney general of the Better Business Bureau who didn't pass the bar exam

  • @poojasharmaxo
    @poojasharmaxo 4 года назад +77

    I lost it at "weird flex but okay" lmao!!

  • @StainsStainsStains
    @StainsStainsStains 3 года назад +8

    Milton is an absolute riot every time he shows up, love that dude lol

  • @medicaladhesivestrips5635
    @medicaladhesivestrips5635 4 года назад +49

    that was a really creepy scammer