Scammers Think My Uber Driver Stole Their $2,500
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2020
- After spending a few hours with some PayPal scammers, my friend and I trick them into thinking my Uber driver stole the $2,500 gift card they were expecting. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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I love how scammers will go along with any bizarre story and still go "Ok, you are stuck in a zombie apocalypse, I understand. Are you still going to get the gift cards?"
in one of Scammer Payback's videos his character pretends to have to run for cover during a tornado and the scammer still badgers him for cards
@@tomservo9254 I thought we're not allowed to say that name here...................
@@Maik-D why?
"Like, bitch, no! It's Zombie apocalypse and they have no cure, yet. How about tomorow? Around 4:30."
"Hello, I'm at the Walmart now. So, where are the gift cards?"
Bang bang!
"Oh no, there are 4 robbers at Walmart! They are emptying the cash registers!"
"Ma'am. Are you getting the gift cards? Are you at Walmart? We need 10x 500$ cards."
"Oh man, I have been shot!"
"Ma'am. Are you getting the gift cards? Are you at Walmart? We need 10x 500$ cards."
Sometimes it makes me laugh even more when I realize the scammers think this is actually happening in real life- hope you enjoy :)
Love all your content dude, you make boredom more tolerable
People's eyebrow though
Congrats on ONE MILLION!!!!
I would love to see a video where the scammers react to being on Kitboga’s vids - BEST DAY EVER!!
Great content, thanks for sharing :)
hi
God, when you called him a baby and he started to get all flirty, gave me fucking chills. How creepy can you get.
No way he actually said that? I probably skipped or slept through it
Edit: oh yeah just heard it now after seeking. Really weird.
yea, that was incredibly gross. like he thought he was really doing something great when that happened. 🤮🤣 they're so incredibly lazy with their research and scripts. If you push back the least little bit, it all falls apart.
So rapey 🤢🤮
Seriously, and he kept insisting that Kitboga asked if Nevaeh could come visit him. He's probably hoping to kidnap someone someday.
Creepy fuck probably already has a dungeon ready and just waiting to put some girl in it.
He knows Trump.
The scammers asking you to stay in the living room gives the exact same vibe as little kids telling you they're going to do a magic trick but you have to close your eyes first.
Mayu pfp!!!
I hate it when Attorney Generals ask for Target gift cards...
If I had a nickel every time the attorney general made me drive to target for google play cards
He really likes target
I know right, why can't he be normal and ask for Google.
Attorneys General*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are too much 😂😂😂
14:26
"I am the attorney general. And I'm calling you from the... official department."
Sounds legit.
Sounds official.
what is karafuru?
Dam right it does! Just like when the CEO of amazon with a African accent called me to share his millions with me.
And he wants to confirm your "ZAP CORD"...ok...sounds painful! lololol
The department of orifice
32:51 "I'm not calling you Baby, I'm calling you a small child!"
Had me laughing for a solid minute
The virginity was strong with him.
This entire group were creepy incel levels of desperate.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.
Hey, man. That's what it's all about.
@@CopShowGuy yeah baby! That what i’ve ben waiting for
Just go to rehab. You'll be in and out in no time
@@peterkim3370 WOOOOOO
That's what it's all about
“We’re going to give you a refund because.... money laundering”
Gotta love them new scripts that the scammers have no idea what they mean.
haha
Not to be confused with money laundry.
🤷🤷🤷
Rriiiiight
WOW, he's the attorney general of the high magistrate court from the official department and he works for the FBI, the IRS, and the BBB. Seems rock solid legit to me.
I was very impressed by those credentials
Scammers say the kind of stuff you say when you're playing pretend when you're 5 years old.
What’s not to trust?
Yes rock solid and saving us money that the attorney general is multi purpose working for all 3 FBI IRS AND BBB and sometime Social Security also. WOW
all that without ever passing the bar! Truly inspirational.
"I'll call my dad's lawyer. I'll call Slipping Jimmy". Gotta love the "Better Call Saul" reference.
They assume every victim is so stupid, that they dont even listen to what the people are saying and probably cant imagine that anyone would troll/prank or scam them.
Lol. I think most people who wouldn’t fall for the scam never get this far. The scammers think they actually have someone who will take the bait.
"i didn't do the money laundering, i barely even do my own laundry"
hahhahahaah
Her tier 3 subscriber does her laundry 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg I need one of those!!!
"our problrm department" 😆
"im 24! How old are you?"
"heheheh.....more than you...."
im dying
"Weird flex but ok"
Killed me 😂
Did somebody say "flex"?
Time stamp
@@Planetaryyoheyhi it's at 8:23 😁
@@gslilhoneybee3536 thxxx
Kit to Lawyer: “Did he pass the bar?”
Scammer: “No”
(thinking it was related to “behind the bars”
I love how they already had the instructions for target cards before the " mistake" was even revealed.
He never passes a BAR 🍻 🍺
I’m not sure why, but it always gives me life when Kit calls them out with “weird flex, but okay?”...especially when Edna says it 😂
it's so funny just thinking of an old lady saying that to a "microsoft employee" over the phone
Gives you life?
Must be that yuppie yoga hipster spirituality lingo.
I love when he hangs up on them and he tells us "they'll call back 😎"
Ikr. I believe he understands these joker's mindset . All they saw were dollar signs 💰💰💰👀.
@@mdit21 He's had a lot of experience.
I wouldn't hang up on you tho, *GODDAMN!*
Hunny, hunny hunny
@@catiem9949 😂😂😂
“$500 on a missile? I didn’t know they were that cheap!”😂
All depends... Street level, might be able to get a TOW cheap...
If you think that's cheap, check out your local Google play refund Microsoft call for some Nukes
@@henrylopez7721 can i get a refund on my tactical size nuke? Seems to be defective
its actually a missile that fell from a truck
Matt Martineau Yeah, the real expensive part of the TOW is the cable, and the launcher of course but the cable is weirdly expensive.
"Honey, why are we so short on money??"
"Oh it's nothing, I just had a money laundering case against me because I was listening to heavy metal, so I had to give the attorney general some gift cards"
Love the Uber character. “OK well why don’t you be complicated and I’ll drive” 😂
Who knew the attorney general of the United States cared so much about PayPal.
He could be the attorney general of one of the states? Though it wouldn’t make sense for him to claim to represent the IRS, a federal agency.
I mean, this attorney General didn't even pass the bar exam, so...
To be fair, he’s the attorney general of the FBI and the Better Business Bureau
I never knew the Attorney General was an Indian national with poor English
Bill Barr definitely doesn't sound like that lol
“Honey” sounds so disgusting coming from him....
It's creepy from anyone you don't know.
@@jenica7838 I'd say it's acceptable if you live in the south
@Richard’s Testicle Head It's not as creepy but its still weird when a woman you dont know calls you honey. Unless its an older lady.
Richard’s Testicle Head yeah
Roman not the nice black lunch lady
Owanage prank did a video once where he got into a car accident. Said he was bleeding on the side of the road. And the scammer still asked him if he had the gift card and if he can still get the number.
Best response would be to tell them "yes, but I can't read the numbers because they keep getting blurry" then fake struggle for as long as you like while 'trying' to read them the code.
This was the evil & horniest scammer ever, Kit's improve skills are legendary 😂😂😂
"Why don't you get a glass of water and calm down."
A perfectly crafted condescending statement
He said it because Indian scammers say that all the time.
@@Yumenga We know
A... condensating statement.
its funny cos u can hear then get fucking pissed when he says that to them hahahaha
it features in many of their scripts. its funny when he throws it back at them
Dude .. pretend Edna gets kidnapped and have the scammer negotiate her release
Marshmilo I have been suggested a fake mugging where the gift cards get stolen and a gunshot is heard.
Mild Misanthrope "Ma’am, are you ok? Don’t tell them about the gift cards"
as long as I get the gift card you can have her
Haha
Right, scam the kidnapper lmao
Love it!
Scammer: "You make me angry"
Milton: "I didn't mean to make you angry, I'm just trying to get to know my customers!"
Scammer: "Oh really, did you hear that boys? When I get angry I just close my door, like this"
Naveah: "What?"
Milton: "What?"
You know you're in big trouble when you get a call from Attorney General Jake Smith.
They kept calling the driver "prostitutes son" in Hindi.
i've been scrolling comments looking for a translation. I'm sure none of it is flattering lol
"Now you're messing with a..."
@@lakhi_kant madar chod too 😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone know what "terrimaki-chode" is? I know "chode" is "f*cker", but what's "terrimaki"?
@@zxyatiywariii8 maybe mother or some thing like that?
How lucky to get the Attorney General himself.
I hope they use that a lot. Coz less people fall for it.
Just don't tell him you smoke 😂
It was blunder!
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut Maybe you meant the Surgeon General? 😆
Of FBI
"did he pass the bar exam"
'No?'
Had me cracking up
Milton is magical. He and Kit make stuff up off the fly so easily.
Neveah: You are a little stupid baby
Scammer: Oh yeah, honey
Neveah: You clearly lack critical information
@W B I love you 🤣🤣🤣
As an attorney, I am tickled by how little the scammer's conception of how the courts work comports with reality. Like, they already know what the court costs and fines will be? They act as both the judge and prosecutor, they say that you can avoid charges by paying money for a case that has presumably already been filed, before its had a hearing? An officer is on their way to arrest you but he'll stop if you give us gift cards? No judge's order? Or my favorite, we're charging you with some very serious criminal charges, we also know you're innocent, but you still have to pay us money for some reason.... Also, you will never, never, never, ever find out about a lawsuit filed against you via phone call. You'll be served in person or possibly find out by mail. As a sidebar, if our criminal courts could resolve an entire criminal matter start to finish in a single phone call that would be both a model of extreme efficiency and likely a horrible breach of due process.
I also worked at the Australian Federal Court as a court officer, sitting in with our judges, recording evidence exhibits, etc. This is the biggest load of shit that I have ever heard. As you know, filings, discoveries and other necessary paperwork takes months just to have a court date listed. What a laugh, it’s so sad that people fall for this disgusting crap.
YES
What are your thoughts on Bird Law?
@@Diggler569 many!
Also that the people who answer the enquiry line have the power to sign warrants. Or my favourite, you have committed a serious crime of money laundering and drug running and we are ringing you to let you know all the evidence we have against you. If you are guilty you have plenty of time to go on the run. Lol
i love when Kit brings his friends in, because they just get angry and unnecessarily escalate the situation, (Ironically just like the scammers.) and the scammers think its real despite how ridiculous it is. best phone a friend so far for me. props.
PayPal wouldn't call you. I had someone pay with a stolen Credit Card. They closed my account and so did my bank. Made no sense.
Wait what?!? That’s crazy, a damn shame.
I liked the "get a glass of water" comment. For some reason lots of scammers are telling their victims to "relax and drink a glass of water". Apparently that's in their scripts now.
Yeah it's like go away from the computer get a drink so I can do scammer stuff
The water in India must have Xanax in it lol
Honestly I think he figured it out at that point and then they were just playing along.
the reason is quite despicable i would imagine. that strikes me addendum due to such frequent encounters with crying customers.
their customers cry so often that they felt a need to address it universally.
i like how kit asked the scammer to get a glass of water before the scammer could tell him to
"He hasn't even passed the BAR. And the bar is veeerryyy low today" hahaha
This line basically made me fall in love with him not gonna lie lol
Do you live near Denver?
I love when Kit struggles to hold back his laughter 😂
I think this scammer went through all 5 stages of grief in reverse. XD
The scammer’s voice when he thought Kit was flirting makes me want to throw up🤢 Just nasty.
When he asked if "you want to come over?"...like dude wtf?
You should hear the scammers flirt with granny. It's gross.
@@nihari4273 it's for "business purposes" he said hahahaha
@@giantswingallday7001 lol its still illegal
@@StainderFin I know it's a joke haha
"Why don't you let me drive and you can be complicated, okay?" lmao Kit and Milton are hilarious together
I was out for my morning walk when I heard that line. I burst out laughing. These two are great together!
@@Blippity_Bloop64 I should know not to watch Kit's videos/streams out in public, I've laughed out loud way too many times, I'm sure people are staring but who cares haha.
people of Cornwall give kitboga and milton and neveah the freedom of the city of Truro ,Cornwall
Yea Milton is excellent. He always picks up any role so fast and gives it his own spin.
Milton’s timing was brilliant with that line.
These are the whackest scammers. Like even in the scammer world they suck. A normal person would have no idea what they are saying
Sometimes I play these videos late at night so I can fall asleep to the sweet, sweet sounds of scammers getting what they deserve 😌😴🌈✨
😌
Scammer, gets called baby: ooooh I like it honey~!
Me: 🤢
Me: 🤮
"did he pass the bar exam?"
"NO?!?!?!?!"
LOLOL i sure hope he did
I laughed so hard this
Behind the bars exam
It’s My Cousin Vinny all over again!
@Ben Siener But he's the attorney general. $5k is a bargain!
He passed his prostate exam behind the bar.
please get this man on your calls more often this escalated so quickly and it brought me such joy
the moment boga just went silent after "are you inviting me" is just pure gold
"The Attorney General from The Official Department? " Impressive.
You know it's important when the Official Department calls you.
Spat my tea out when I heard the attorney general 😂😂
Hilarious
my dream job 🥰🥰
WHO SPENDS $74.60 at CHIK-FIL-A?! That’s definitely trust fund money 💵
🙋🏻♀️😂😂😂 I rarely ever get to go and the family well we love chicken 😂😂
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😆
I do but Im fat and CFA is so good I stock up for a few days
I feel attacked😔
Xavier Rodriguez it’s ok I spend it to
Didnt even pass the BAR and the bar is really low today. Hitboga doesn't miss a beat
"How about you let me drive, and you can be complicated?" OMG I died.
'I'm transferring you to the turd person'.
Sounds about right. 🤣
Jack Russell Amazing! 😂😂😂
This comment needs more likes 🤣
LMFAO!!
You’d think one of these guys would eventually figure out we don’t say “behind the bars”
😂
They Will Put You Behind the Bars! 😂
Or when they say "we will take each and every penny from your account". No American has uttered that sequence of words before
Lmao exactly haha! At least get our dialect right if you're trying to scam and threatened people.
It’s even funnier when they say behind the BAr” 😆
And "we will help you with each and every thing!"
I thought Nevaeh was about to get kidnapped when the driver missed the turn.
I love when Milton makes a guest appearance. It adds a whole different element to the fun. Great uploads and great work that you do in getting these lowlife scamming thieves.
Scammer: I have a lawyer who will handle this for you.
Kit: did he pass the bar exam?
Scammer: ... no.
Me: *surprised pikachu face*
_oh..._
The scammer probably thought she was asking if he passed the bar on the way to work to get some booze.
I just read that as he said it.. weird
@@TheWord-LaPalabra no
Y-you passed the bar?
Please don’t reveal that you are baiting them at the ends. Let them go home angry that they almost got money but did not.
But he didn’t. Unless he did in the live and not this video
@@radiodxer no, he stopped revealing. It mostly don't do anything and if he doesn't reveal there's a chance they might keep calling.
I agree.
Morons shouldn't know they've been scammed back.
We don't want them getting too suspicious and risk them getting better, right?
Or do you think that if they're really convincing they get to scam? 🤔🧐
I actually want him to learn how to scam into their computers and delete files
@@PushyAngel I believe he's said before that he doesn't like going that far because it's questionably legal (likely illegal). Also keeping the moral high ground, but I don't remember what exactly he said.
Milton is an absolute riot every time he shows up, love that dude lol
The utter chaos of this episode is priceless. The situations you put these scammers in always blows my mind.
“I think I would make a good lawyer since I used to watch legally blonde a lot” the best part is that they have no idea it’s a joke so it just goes over their head
I have seen a ton of Kitboga's vids and this is the first time I have heard the scammer just asked his potential victim to go to the living room. Usually, they would go through the effort of having them write down some bogus super long confirmation code # or ask them to look at their router for some dumb reason as a distraction. But all this idiot could come up with is "please go to your living room". 😂
Remember the one who asked Edna to cover her computer with a towel? 😂
@@A_Ducky That one was priceless.
He's the new creepy lazy
@@A_Ducky Can you link that one please 😂
They have absolutely no shame, though I think this is one of the creepiest ones, considering how much they try hitting on Kit
This guys collection of voices is amazing in itself. The fact he's using his powers for good makes it that much sweeter.
I love the Kit/Milton collabs. They are so brilliant together
Scammer: "hmm how do I get her away from the computer in a clever way so she doesn't know I'm up to something to nefarious?"
*just screeches at you to stay away from your own computer and go watch TV*
Clever.
Reminds me of a kid doing a magic trick, "Just close your eyes and turn around, and the coin will magically move from one hand to my other!!!"
This guy was even more ridiculous than the scammer who said to cover the screen with a towel for security purposes 😲
@Han Lockhart I wonder is it because they suck so hard they have to do this as a job?
@@Tim_Weaver holy shit this is golden. Please provide a link for that
Your lawyer has not passed the bar, and the "bar" has been set low today. ROFL
Limbo is really hard dude.
sesanti what I was thinking hahaga
Best line
Milton needs to be included in more of these, He is hilarious 😂
I never let youtube ads play all the way, but for you, I'll allow it, the service you provide is essential. Great job man, give these lowlives hell.
You're better off just paying into his patreon so he gets all of the funds, as opposed to a portion via ads.
Anybody else love putting on Kitboga in the background while gaming?
"gaming"
Yea ive been putting him on in the background while I level in Final Fantasy 14
No I don't do two things at once. RUclips videos demand total attention.
I was playing animal crossing new horizons while watching ahah
When I am not playing doom. I need to hear the music!
I almost chocked on my food when you said baby, and he started flirting
This should be made into a program on tv all over the world
I love how you get so into it and get tickled at the scammers lol I deliver for FedEx and I'm in a truck 10 hours alone, you bring me so much laughter.
I need a T-shirt saying “you will be BEHIND DA BARS”
Shit I'll buy one
You may have just stumbled upon something. There needs to be a t-shirt line with all the "catchphrases" from all these scammers. It would be fun to wear and at the same time be a great way to spread awareness. Make them famous in a good way for us and a bad way for them.
PLEASE BE HANDY WITH THE PEN AND PAPER
@@RacingPepe Madam Do Not cut d cards nononono! Needs to be one 😂
DO NOT REEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!
I understand why they pretend to have Anglo names. But it’s really funny when you speak to 5 of them in a row and it’s like Bob, Bill, Joey, Eric and Jason.
steve, joe, bob, billy, jacob but its pronounced jAHcob... the classics
haha for real. it's the most unconvincing slate of names imaginable for an American office place
Always a generic surname like Smith too, I think western names have become really popular in that part of Asia!
When they get the job they are told to pick a "Christian name" lol...
How dare you forget Steve and Daniel, smh
It's so bizarre. After watching a million of Kit's videos, EVERYTHING looks like a scam to me. I can barely open my email. Critical thinking is a good thing. Love these videos.
42:17 "Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars!" and Milton almost breaking. Freakin' gold.
“Weird flex but... okaaay” 😂😂😂
"Go directly to Best Buy! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200!" has me in stitches. I'm so glad I started watching your videos. You and Milton are hilarious together!!
I once laundered
two bucks that I forgot to pull from my jeans pockets at the laundromat. I was given five years.
"blah blah blah, buy the gift cards... no one cares brad"
LOOOL
"Just go watch TV while I scam you real quick, ok?"
That's laziness taken to a whole new level!
Fuck, right!
Can I get a timestamp up in this bitch?
@@AnalyticalMenace it happens at 25 minutes just start their ans you'll catch the reason why he asks for her to go to the living room
"My name is Jake Smith" meanwhile he has the deepest Indian accent 😂😂😭
Well, I'm American, but my name is Roman. Soo, it's possible for his name to be Jake Smith lol
@@jenica7838 come on, you know exactly what he ment lmao. Dont be a smart ass. Lol
@@TheChrislewis1989 Hey, the world is literally burning down, might as well be a smart ass while you can.
"I don't even do my own laundry" "like in the river with a wash board?" 😂😂
Milton & Kit are the best team. I hope Kit puts the full call onto More Kitboga. This one is an all-time classic.
I cant believe the scammer basically said "Go to your living room so you can't see me scamming you " 💀💀💀
Kitboga: "The trifecta."
Scammer: "Excuse me, did you say something?"
Kitboga: "Yes, I said..."
*Interrupted as the scammer keeps on talking*
The way they just talk and talk no matter what is absolutely infuriating. I have no idea how scambaiters have the patience to listen to them.
They do it more to his female characters than anyone else. These people have zero regard for women. They frequently tell his women to "stop trying to think" and occasionally call them really nasty sexist terms.
@@becominghero9754 yes and they always call him granny or honey and ask his age and where he is it’s so creepy
It just makes it all the sweeter when Kit gives them a taste of their own medicine
I don't know why but every time Kit says "what?" it makes me laugh, I think it's just the sheer genuine, yet acting, confusion in the tone and expression of the "what?" 😂😂😂
Never heard of a scammer so far out of their depth so quick
We don’t want our cash back, we just want Target cards🤷♀️
Yeah that's legit... Kinda like.. ' hey ma'am go into your living room whilst I go to town on your computer'
Oh yeah and also we totally just took all of your money and now we apparently have more money than we even know what to do with but we still need our money back. 🤦🤦🤦
I just learned that my grandpa used to practice time-wasting whenever he got a call from a scammer or telemarketer. He'd get them talking about their families, and if he ever had to end the call, he'd say "God bless you" and hang up. I'm so proud. :)
I'm a granny and if I had time I did this once they asked me to speak English as I have a Scottish accent so I then answered with a heavy Scottish accent and they hung up pretty quickly.
I answer all my calls with " Hello Federal Police-with a tough voice " no matter if Mums name is on the screen lol . Even at work I do this . When I have to call my offsiders I say Its State Lotteries here ... Everyone knows it is me from name display on their screen
My 80 years old mother talks to them, and let them go through the whole story and then tells them, "son/doughter, you are not good at this. If I the 80 years old don't buy your story you should look into another job."
😂😂😂
@@Rusty_Gold85 Did you just explain how caller* id works? Lol
Neaveh and the uber driver should hook up in the back seat and make the scammer listen to the whole sweaty hot messy thing.
Definitely not twitch safe
You might legit be able to scam a scammer with this setup right here.
Hearing the scammers flirt with someone they think is a 20 year old lady makes my skin crawl and somehow makes what they're doing even scummier.
'Some' of them (cus I don't want to generalis) are such pigs!!
It's worse when they flirt with 80-year-old granny.
Especially when these perverted freaks have the nerve to try to turn on the webcam so they can see who they are speaking to. Total trash
@Lemmi Chillmister I think a lot of them may have been convinced by movies and other media that American girls are "easy"
To be fair, the scammers are often around the same age, not that it excuses their behavior.
Kitboga is so damn funny. In the full call, he started typing a statement for the attorney by Neveah, and it said, "i neveah franko per curiam de facto in peremptory challenge hereby state I am innocent and will not EVER go to jail." LOL
We saw that here too. So funny!!!
Love it when Neveah makes an appearance
His parner MiltonTpike1 so talented too
7 months later and I'm still not over this sketch 🤣 KINGS 😂😂
It’s amazing how they don’t even care that the driver left without, they just care about the damn cards and the money. So sad.
Imagine Kitboga just dissing the scammers while Jim Browning is dismantling the organization that will be cool...
Hacking the live feed of CCTV as they throw tantrums and yelling, "No! No! No!Give me the numbers! Give me the numbers! Are you mad?! Are you mad?!"
Yesssss! We need that to happen!!
I've had wet dreams about this, while Scammer Revolts curses at them in the background.
@@jesusaguilar4585 I would pay for that more than for an evening in the movie theater.
That would be amazing!
When they start in with the "honey" crap, it's really gross.
The team role play was excellent.
"Let me drive and you can just be complicated" had me ROLLING
They are so desperate. Amazing. And they really believe we( from the USA) are so simple minded to no matter what- fall for their deals and scams. Really sad. If these things don’t stop. I don’t know. It’s just sad. Thank you K. For bringing these things to light.
Anytime I get something regarding my bank account, I call my bank right away . Ridiculous huh