Episode 3 Of The Acolyte Was The Worst Yet

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @jcmurph4
    @jcmurph4 5 месяцев назад +1747

    A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Star Wars fans cried out 'this sucks' and were suddenly apathetic.

    • @nickthepostpunk5766
      @nickthepostpunk5766 5 месяцев назад +34

      Excellent 😂

    • @lloydcollins
      @lloydcollins 5 месяцев назад +23

      Suddenly silenced!

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 5 месяцев назад +31

      and somehow this comment showcased better writing than the entire series

    • @ryanlowseck1164
      @ryanlowseck1164 5 месяцев назад +12

      I don't see any starwars here.

    • @KraiseGaming
      @KraiseGaming 5 месяцев назад +1

      Very well said sir

  • @JeordieChef
    @JeordieChef 5 месяцев назад +1225

    Kathleen Kennedy: so how many toxic males are criticising our masterpiece?
    Disney execs: not just the men, but the women and the children too

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 5 месяцев назад +75

      From what I’ve been reading, it’s non Caucasians and gays too that are saying “wtf is this crap?”

    • @Rawmel84
      @Rawmel84 5 месяцев назад +33

      Hahah the anakin quote !

    • @HeronimusBilly
      @HeronimusBilly 5 месяцев назад

      Put a chick in it and make her gay!!

    • @kahuna7433
      @kahuna7433 5 месяцев назад +6

      Baaaaa awesome and true😂😂😂

    • @jonyblum
      @jonyblum 5 месяцев назад

      They must be transphobic

  • @sveinunglidsheim5828
    @sveinunglidsheim5828 5 месяцев назад +653

    To quote Tolkien:
    "Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good".

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 5 месяцев назад +6

      Goddamit, who let you out of the "RoP" enclosement? Shoo.

    • @TheGreatAmphibian
      @TheGreatAmphibian 5 месяцев назад +2

      Tolkien obviously never bothered to watch a Leni Riefenstahl film. And didn’t notice all those me109’s - the first monocoque metal fighter - flying overhead. Or the V2…

    • @deloreto2971
      @deloreto2971 5 месяцев назад +10

      that is precise. thanks for the quote.

    • @scottericchalson1033
      @scottericchalson1033 5 месяцев назад +6

      Truth.

    • @julieevans4026
      @julieevans4026 5 месяцев назад +8

      Perfect quote for what Disney has done!

  • @Behinddarkness86
    @Behinddarkness86 5 месяцев назад +245

    Last night at a restaurant, they had Return of the Jedi on one of their screens. It was the battle for Endor and Lando was leading the charge into the Death Star. As I watched it, I was thinking about how modern media and Disney try so hard to call the Star Wars audience bigoted and racist. Here we have a black man leading one of the biggest battles, if not the biggest battle, in Star Wars history. No one complained. Everyone loved Lando. Him being there made sense. He was equal to Han if not superior into how he handled the Falcon, his city had been conquered and he was ready to fight. The idea that Star Wars fans would hate someone because they are black is actually very insulting. We hate poorly written characters.

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 5 месяцев назад

      It has been proven that those stupid threats and racist/bigoted/mysogynist comments come from a small loud (idiotic) minority. But companies now hold on to that like it is gold, because they can use it to publish those on social media and create this perception that any negative/critique comment is made by racists, etc. It also supports them getting "evidence" of their effort of implementing ESG ratings, which most companies are worried with these days as that scheme will attract a lot of external investment.
      (that is why metrics like "sales" and business related similar ones are no longer a top priority - meaning customers are not as relevant to business anymore, we are now part of the product actually, the true clients are the investors).

    • @SelfRighteousNewAgeLightWorker
      @SelfRighteousNewAgeLightWorker 5 месяцев назад +15

      This is so true. Lando was such a great character in Return Of The Jedi.

    • @peterphan227
      @peterphan227 5 месяцев назад +16

      Yep, Lando was a much loved character, because he was a great character with great lines, great character development, great depth and nuance...something that most Disney Star Wars characters lack. Him being black was never an issue, nor was it a defining characteristic.

    • @bkanoid
      @bkanoid 5 месяцев назад +14

      - and people like Leslie whatever seem to forget the women in Star Wars that happened to be senators and generals.

    • @actadiurna6733
      @actadiurna6733 5 месяцев назад +9

      I was thinking this a few days ago. Absolutely no one complained about Lando because his character wasn't just a politicized alter-ego of the writers themselves. He didn't look like he just stepped out of a Starbucks in Los Angeles (the cape at least made him look like he might belong to a different culture); the character wasn't pushing some political agenda and it wasn't the usual Generic Token Minority Character since he had a complicated backstory and a checkered past.

  • @zachschendt7201
    @zachschendt7201 5 месяцев назад +49

    I gotta say, when they say "the thread" isnt a weapon, and then they immediately use it as a weapon was a great narrative choice. That one scene is this show in a nut shell

  • @adamstilwell4209
    @adamstilwell4209 5 месяцев назад +777

    Leave it to Disney to turn star wars into a show about black kids growing up without a father.

    • @theescapetrix
      @theescapetrix 5 месяцев назад

      And don't forget with gay ass mommas 😂😂😂😂

    • @VoldoronGaming
      @VoldoronGaming 5 месяцев назад +71

      A racial stereotype they are highly critical of as racist and yet go about and validate that racial stereotype themselves wtf is this crap?

    • @Aiveq
      @Aiveq 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@VoldoronGaming projection. everything they accuse opposition of, they did, doing or will do

    • @pianowitz
      @pianowitz 5 месяцев назад +13

      I mean wasn't Lucas Star wars about 2 white kids without fathers? If we're being real here

    • @monarch818-
      @monarch818- 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@pianowitz Nope! Both had surrogate/adopted fathers growing up.

  • @VampireJoe
    @VampireJoe 5 месяцев назад +258

    Rottentomatoes rated it "Critics: 84" and "Audience: 16".
    This perfectly reflects the fact that those who hold the voice of the cultural industry have become completely detached from the public.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 5 месяцев назад +21

      gotta get invited to those exclusive red carpet exclusive events somehow.... all it takes is selling your soul.

    • @yewknight
      @yewknight 5 месяцев назад +12

      Down to 15 and still going down…

    • @carbonara2144
      @carbonara2144 5 месяцев назад +8

      Bribes...

    • @andrewshaughnessy5828
      @andrewshaughnessy5828 5 месяцев назад +3

      Worth noting that even the critic ratings are falling now. They were up around 93% at the start.

    • @EricDuchaux
      @EricDuchaux 5 месяцев назад +4

      Same with video games critics for a very long time.

  • @jm7804
    @jm7804 5 месяцев назад +214

    Speaking of cancel culture....I cancelled my Disney + subscription right after seeing episode 3 and wrote a very detailed reason why I cancelled. That's the only thing they are going to respond to. And even then I'm sure they will just write me off as toxic.

    • @criddyla696
      @criddyla696 5 месяцев назад +8

      Good job … 👍🏻 enough of this blatant propaganda… more hopefully will follow and they will fail with their program of hate

    • @theaniebeanie123
      @theaniebeanie123 5 месяцев назад

      I did that sometime last year and got no response. I guess they care more about their woke agenda then getting paid.

    • @seansmith8713
      @seansmith8713 5 месяцев назад +8

      Not sure how you held out that long. They lost me after Kenobi. I am glad youtubers watched Crapolyte Episode so I didn't have to. And just when I thought Disney could not desecrate Star Wars any further, Leslie found a way. Sincerly- a proud toxic Fan.

    • @My_trashtalking_account
      @My_trashtalking_account 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@seansmith8713 for me it was the Last Jedi. And better late than never I suppose. But it seems Disney won't stop until every last customer has turned their back.

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад +4

      I did the same when they fired Gina Carano. I’m sure they could care less, but if it keeps happening over and over, they’ll eventually feel it.
      I happily pay for my streaming services and watch many shows. But I make an exception for Disney. If I want to see one of their shows it’s Pirate Bay for me.

  • @rickcoona
    @rickcoona 5 месяцев назад +42

    *Evil can Not Create, it can only imitate what is good* and mock it, turning it for it's own use

  • @charleshattenhauer1594
    @charleshattenhauer1594 5 месяцев назад +15

    I WAS a hardcore star wars fan, after they fired Gina Corano (a strong female character by the way) I checked out. The guy who used to own thousands of dollars of star wars collectables, fully checked out and have spent no money on star wars since. And I won't ask you to watch it, you've done enough for us Amala we thank you.

    • @ghostly.candle
      @ghostly.candle 5 месяцев назад +1

      I loved Gina and her character, I wish they didn't fire her 😞

  • @faronbrooks
    @faronbrooks 5 месяцев назад +107

    "A long time ago, in a galaxy not far enough away..."

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 5 месяцев назад +279

    The power of…1
    The power of…2
    The power of…many, many people switching off in droves!

    • @antonioalexandercastro3520
      @antonioalexandercastro3520 5 месяцев назад +7

      The Power of ONE
      The Power of TOO
      The Power of MANY
      The Power of WOMEN

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde 5 месяцев назад +9

      The power of...POWER OFF.

    • @EricDuchaux
      @EricDuchaux 5 месяцев назад +2

      I laugh very hard with that scene. I don't dislike wacky parodies.

    • @khoupernikkus6967
      @khoupernikkus6967 5 месяцев назад +1

      The power of one
      The power of two
      The power of men-kneeeeee

  • @lune78
    @lune78 5 месяцев назад +1649

    I'm so tired of everything coming out of Disney being woke propaganda. This needs to stop.

    • @Maugirl2
      @Maugirl2 5 месяцев назад +83

      Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 месяцев назад +1

      This isn't woke propaganda. Woke Propaganda is supposed to make woke look good. This anti-propaganda.

    • @Hibernicus1968
      @Hibernicus1968 5 месяцев назад +69

      @@Maugirl2 He was cremated. But if he hadn't been, he'd be spinning so hard, they could wrap his body in copper wire, put it between a couple of magnets, and use it to power Disneyworld.

    • @Hibernicus1968
      @Hibernicus1968 5 месяцев назад +69

      It won't stop until Disney is starved of money to the point where the board of directors steps in to fire Iger and the wokesters he hired to run all the company's branches. You want to stop, cancel your Disney+ subscription, (probably need to dump Hulu as well), don't go to their movies, don't go the theme parks, don't by any merch. Starve the beast. Nothing else will work.

    • @burningdeadman
      @burningdeadman 5 месяцев назад +21

      Ive noticed this woke stuff is like a hollywood click. They feel like it makes them feel different virtuous, and edgy going against the norm.

  • @lancecroft134
    @lancecroft134 5 месяцев назад +24

    "The Power of One. The Power of Two. The Power Of Stupidityyyyyyyyyyyyy" 😂😄😂😄

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 5 месяцев назад +33

    I try not to be a cancel person, but considering the disgusting, horrific crimes of Ms Leslye Headland, it's hard to imagine watching anything she was a part of.

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад +8

      No doubt, as an assistant to Harvey Weinstein, she knew everything he was doing.

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards
    @MundaneThingsBackwards 5 месяцев назад +856

    🎶 The power of maaaaaaaanyyyyy. 🎶
    *All the witches are dead by the end of the episode because a child set their STONE fortress on fire.*
    Make this make sense.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад +20

      😂

    • @CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps
      @CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps 5 месяцев назад +20

      It's hinting that it was the jedi who actually did them in

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 5 месяцев назад +16

      As much as i hate the show and the fact the writers dont understand how fire works, i highly doubt the fire was the cause for everyone's demise. I think there's supposed to be something else that happened and we're supposed to learn later on

    • @arthurweise2573
      @arthurweise2573 5 месяцев назад +29

      Is this true? First a fire in space now fire consumes stone? This is truly high fantasy with fire the supernatural villain!

    • @46sn29
      @46sn29 5 месяцев назад +37

      ​@CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps Which is awful as well. I'm tired of Disney trying to paint the Jedi as equally evil as the Sith. George Lucas never intended for them to be evil. Naive yes, but not evil.

  • @ErikHeimdallr
    @ErikHeimdallr 5 месяцев назад +150

    The Acolyte gets released..."I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • @actadiurna6733
      @actadiurna6733 5 месяцев назад +3

      You mean Obi-wan Ekpunobi.

    • @carlosgarrido4063
      @carlosgarrido4063 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@actadiurna6733Millions of voices cancelled their suscription.

  • @seefoghall
    @seefoghall 5 месяцев назад +238

    I love how KK and Leslye still don't believe in Black fathers, even in a galaxy far far away.

    • @nicolasandresmartinez-cond126
      @nicolasandresmartinez-cond126 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 I died

    • @GlidingBoulder
      @GlidingBoulder 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@nicolasandresmartinez-cond126 I guess I really can't identify with the show, I have TWO dads! 🤣🤣

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 5 месяцев назад

      I never thought of that. Good point.

    • @kevininforks
      @kevininforks 5 месяцев назад

      Wow, this totally flew over my head. Wow she's racist

  • @panther2117
    @panther2117 5 месяцев назад +8

    Omg thank you for a perfect review. You’ve articulated all the issues. The worst sin is forgetting all the established lore. I’ve been a Star Wars fan for 43 years and this show makes me sad.

  • @AR-wm9lv
    @AR-wm9lv 5 месяцев назад +15

    The two best ways to turn people against your cause: (1) block traffic for your cause and (2) ruin Star Wars for your cause. The Acolyte is actively turning neutral people against the LGBT community

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад

      When Christians proselyte heavy and force their message in people’s faces (repent or you’ll go to hell), people will get a bad feeling for your organization.
      When gays got civil rights and marriage I was like good for them. Now they’re putting pride flags on the streets, and I’m getting lectured on why I must be on board with kid drag shows, kids getting their bodies permanently altered, and drivers getting charged with felonies if they skid across a pride flag on the street (maybe paint them on walls)? I feel like LGBT groups are getting in my face with accept everything we say or you’re evil. (Repent or go to hell.) the best way to promote your cause is to be a good example to others as you live a life your cause promotes. Block me on my way to work and I’ll be forever against your cause.

  • @kevin_wb0poh
    @kevin_wb0poh 5 месяцев назад +164

    Amala, " i watched The Acolyte". You have my deepest sympathy. Just hearing that scene made me sick to my stomach.

  • @Minetic
    @Minetic 5 месяцев назад +103

    I think Disney will stop insulting fans and make content with good stories once they go bankrupt. Don’t hate watch it folks just don’t watch it period

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 5 месяцев назад +2

      You can tell somethings wrong when Children reject the propaganda. Telling stories isn't at all hard to do, but with a clear heart.

  • @TheZillennialHousewife
    @TheZillennialHousewife 5 месяцев назад +186

    I grew up a Star Wars fan. Now I don’t even want to show my son the old Star Wars because I don’t want him to want to get into the new Star Wars.

    • @metawolf987
      @metawolf987 5 месяцев назад +10

      This Is The Way

    • @Dartagnan88
      @Dartagnan88 5 месяцев назад +22

      Show him the original 6 and then the Mufasa line about the place we don’t go

    • @skarath
      @skarath 5 месяцев назад +3

      Show him the Harmy Despecialized editions of the OT. It's the original Theatrical Release versions... It was harder to make than you'd think. The old Lazer Disc versions are sloppy copies. You can find them for free... just do a search.

    • @jokester3076
      @jokester3076 5 месяцев назад +2

      I think your son would enjoy the animated shows and Lego stuff. If there 12yo they’ll probably enjoy the mandalorian as a space western
      Most of the Disney starwars is just guilty of being mediocre and polarizing to fans, it’s still suitable for kids and mature youth.

    • @Zetos
      @Zetos 5 месяцев назад +1

      I feel this.

  • @hsss1
    @hsss1 5 месяцев назад +20

    The redeeming Star Wars when Kennedy gets fired will start off as Luke waking up from a Nightmare.

  • @jeffram68
    @jeffram68 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yes!!! Please keep watching it and giving reviews! I love watching you articulate just how bad you find it. AND, since I have no plans on ever watching it, at least I have an idea of what's going on in it.
    Amala, you flippin' ROCK!!!!

  • @MithraAnahita
    @MithraAnahita 5 месяцев назад +51

    Last night I watched the extended edition Fellowship of the Ring in cinema, the LOTR being my favourite of all time movies, and it occurred to me that I never wondered about the race of the actors, their sexuality or gender expression or anything like that, while I watched them over and over as a teen growing up in Iran. I didn’t really understand much English either, but it didn’t matter. They hooked me because they were amazing. The character development came first.
    This show is just insulting our intelligence and being a Star Wars fan is becoming a bit exhausting at this point.

  • @kevingallagher188
    @kevingallagher188 5 месяцев назад +85

    Anyone remember when the biggest shows for young adults were Hercules the legendary journeys, Xena warrior princess, Buffy the vampire slayer, Angel, Smallville, Teen wolf, Highlander or the X-files? Plenty of characters of every stripe with way better stories. What happened?

    • @kevinemmers7025
      @kevinemmers7025 5 месяцев назад +20

      Yeah, and Xena was a girl boss that was likable. And the woke folks think we don't like women. They just don't get it.

    • @wildshape
      @wildshape 5 месяцев назад +3

      A new generation of writers
      Lets hope generation Z is better

    • @ihave7sacks
      @ihave7sacks 5 месяцев назад

      @@kevinemmers7025 Gabrielle was my fav xD

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад +2

      Joss Whedon got MeToo’d. He won’t be back for a long time, if ever.

    • @kevingallagher188
      @kevingallagher188 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@wildshape well current television is at its lowest strength ever and is just as toxic. You get a bunch of lazy people who won't put in the work thinking they can demand the fans love them or else.

  • @MisterVeee
    @MisterVeee 5 месяцев назад +380

    "Even in a galaxy far far away,
    Neisha and Keisha aint got no daddy."
    *Disney*

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 5 месяцев назад +25

      I KNOW RIGHT?!? 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 5 месяцев назад +18

      To be fair, true irony is hard to come by. And that it is as ironic as it is heartbreaking, and it’s pretty heartbreaking.

    • @k.chriscaldwell4141
      @k.chriscaldwell4141 5 месяцев назад +7

      👍

    • @robertnitschke1649
      @robertnitschke1649 5 месяцев назад +5

      well in Star wars one was'nt ANAKIN born of the force , I Guess Disney is getting good at taking something great and turning it into crap , did'nt they turn snow white into snow woke , so has Star wars turn into the force vs woke thread , so will micky and mini mouse get divorced and Mini Mouse finds missy mouse 😂😂😂😂

    • @VoldoronGaming
      @VoldoronGaming 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@robertnitschke1649they will Make micky mouse a gay transmouse that thinks he is a cat

  • @Jayco2855
    @Jayco2855 5 месяцев назад +2

    Just discovered your channel. Gotta say, i like your way of explaining things. You're calm and collected, and it's nice listening to you explaining things to me i didn't even know could be interesting. As in, the Acolythe.

  • @michaelchristidis8658
    @michaelchristidis8658 5 месяцев назад +3

    I've gotta say your commentary is really easy and nice to follow even though I actually already knew the story and points I found myself enjoying the rant

  • @Abyonim
    @Abyonim 5 месяцев назад +134

    I'm a HUGE SW fan. I saw the original Ep. 4 in the theater when I was 9. I have lightsabers, full card sets, figures, and one of the original full-sized numbered replicas of the Han Solo in Carbonite.... that said, I have embraced the pre-quals, and the Clone War series, I even liked Rogue One and Solo, but everything else SUCKS. Episodes 7, 8, and 9 were a pathetic joke, meant to insult the fans. They were trying to cater to a new audience, and they failed. A new audience doesn't want to be pampered, they want to be entertained and challenged. What Disney did was an attempt to cater to a new demographic. What they failed to realize is that that demographic doesn't want to be patronized, and the original fans are puking. These aren't the fans you're looking for.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 5 месяцев назад +10

      that demographic doesn't exist in any number... except on X

    • @prong4129
      @prong4129 5 месяцев назад +7

      You may want to check out the series Andor then (prequel to Rogue One).

    • @erikjohnson9112
      @erikjohnson9112 5 месяцев назад +8

      "These aren't the fans you're looking for."
      Nice touch. :)

    • @epicfox567
      @epicfox567 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@prong4129Andor is best Disney Star Wars by far. Shows that you can simply cast a diverse cast based on the merit of their acting and it comes out amazing.

    • @Abyonim
      @Abyonim 5 месяцев назад

      @@prong4129 - Disney doesn't put their series out on DVD, and I refuse to pay for Disney Plus

  • @JoshuaASimpson
    @JoshuaASimpson 5 месяцев назад +296

    The Acolyte is trash. Don't subject yourself to any more of it

    • @KBWrecker
      @KBWrecker 5 месяцев назад +4

      I agree, it is almost painful to even hear about it

    • @Heejinbunny
      @Heejinbunny 5 месяцев назад +1

      I liked the fists two episodes but this third one was strange and It didn't even fill in any gaps from the others which felt like it's intention.

    • @shadyjack
      @shadyjack 5 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed.

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 5 месяцев назад

      This is how she's making a living. Parasitic outrage. Asking her to stop watching it is like asking Disney to make quality content again.

    • @DuncanMcTavish
      @DuncanMcTavish 5 месяцев назад +2

      Life is short. Better to spend time doing things worthwhile than on things that aren’t.

  • @ryandeffley7652
    @ryandeffley7652 5 месяцев назад +178

    I heard this show described as "lesbian interpretive dinner theater" on a Piers Morgan debate panel. 😂

    • @k.chriscaldwell4141
      @k.chriscaldwell4141 5 месяцев назад +3

      Oh, man?! That's gonna leave a mark?!

    • @hljozcymraeg
      @hljozcymraeg 5 месяцев назад +3

      That’s hilarious 😂😂

    • @princessunicorn669
      @princessunicorn669 5 месяцев назад +3

      Got to give Nerdrotic credit for that comment with a big 👍

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 5 месяцев назад +2

      With a side of trans a la carte😂

    • @Knightmessenger
      @Knightmessenger 5 месяцев назад

      I mean as a small budget indie arthouse film, something like that could work.
      Not as a star wars show.

  • @ramonponce870
    @ramonponce870 5 месяцев назад +4

    Came across your channel and SO GLAD I did! Keep up the great content.

  • @chuyrivera7777
    @chuyrivera7777 5 месяцев назад +6

    I called time of death as soon as “JEDI MASTER” Trinity was killed by a flying dagger aimed at her as she uses the “FORCE” to stop a second dagger flying across the room thus saving the life of a bartender hahaha TERRIBLE!!!!!

  • @StPeterICC
    @StPeterICC 5 месяцев назад +26

    Please, Amala. You MUST keep watching it, so that we don't have to!! Your sacrifice won't ever be forgotten! May the force be with you

    • @87Magneto
      @87Magneto 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Steno316
    @Steno316 5 месяцев назад +138

    Apparently, even the pirating rates on this are nonexistent. Now that’s something - it’s not even worth stealing.

    • @BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu
      @BABAthaYAGA-kx9fu 5 месяцев назад +15

      Pirates retired for this one. They don't want it.

    • @fetB
      @fetB 5 месяцев назад +20

      even free costs too much

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 5 месяцев назад +13

      Pirates tend to go after things of value.

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 5 месяцев назад +1

      _"I wouldn't even pirate you"_ -- Sargon of Akkad (probably)

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 5 месяцев назад +3

      Pirates are uploading this show back onto Disney’s servers. Basically refunding the show.

  • @Michael-cbrbb
    @Michael-cbrbb 5 месяцев назад +132

    I've been done with Disney for years. Disney has become nothing but a pathetic joke!!

    • @Tonymanero1960
      @Tonymanero1960 5 месяцев назад +4

      So true,....and how about those grown-up losers that still go to Disneyland/World wearing Mickey's ears.

    • @derekspitz9225
      @derekspitz9225 5 месяцев назад

      It always was.

  • @chrisnash2154
    @chrisnash2154 5 месяцев назад +5

    I love your outsider interpretation of the Star Wars lore and everything that’s wrong with this series. Please keep it coming

  • @speedygonzalez9032
    @speedygonzalez9032 5 месяцев назад +10

    They really pulled an order 66 on all the star wars fans😭

  • @Calypso694
    @Calypso694 5 месяцев назад +105

    This is the only way I’ve watched any Star Wars the last few years by watching the RUclips reviews. Welcome to the club Amala.

    • @TheGreatAmphibian
      @TheGreatAmphibian 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s very, very worth watching Andor.

    • @danskman417
      @danskman417 5 месяцев назад

      Same. It’s quicker than watching myself to find out how bad it is

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's how you know you get a fair view of things and not just being told what to think by a filter bubble!

    • @TheGreatAmphibian
      @TheGreatAmphibian 5 месяцев назад

      @@lobstrosity7163 I’ve mostly substituted for going to the cinema by watching Pitch Meetings. It’s super easy - barely an inconvenience!

    • @Calypso694
      @Calypso694 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheGreatAmphibian I tried watching andor. Gave it a few eps. Just so boring to me and I normally love slow burn art house crap movies and euro trash films.

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 5 месяцев назад +45

    20 years ago heads would be rolling in any business if something like this was happening.
    The sheer hatred coming from these businesses of today towards its customers is astounding.
    Sometimes I wonder if Disney is trying to outdo Bud Light on both stupidity and bigotry.

  • @RandomMakingEncounters
    @RandomMakingEncounters 5 месяцев назад +52

    You completely nailed it. If your primary intent is to tell a personal story, make something original instead of poorly shoehorning it into an established IP.

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 5 месяцев назад +3

      An excuse I was given by someone that interacts with the industry on and off was "that's the only way to get things made in Hollywood. How else are you going to get into theaters? There's no other choice; you don't get to choose what's on the menu".
      And I just have to ask, over and over: Why do we _need_ to go through Hollywood? Why do we _need_ to put things into _all_ the theaters straight away? Why are these people too afraid to start their own, smaller things and build up some sort of competition so that we don't "need" Hollywood?
      And if these people are going to insist on "needing" Hollywood, why can't they at least bring their A-game?! I may not be able to choose the menu at my job, but I at least make sure the food's made _properly!_ XD

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 5 месяцев назад +3

      Nobody would watch it then. That's why they have to shoehorn their messaging into established IP's. You would think that fact would tell them everything they need to know, people aren't interested, but they're so narcissistic I think they believe people will come around to it if they're forced or fooled into it. And if not, they gotta be some sort of phobe or ist.

    • @RandomMakingEncounters
      @RandomMakingEncounters 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TaoScribble Agreed! Honestly... now, more than ever, is a great time (and a crappy time) to be a creator/maker/story-teller. It's great because the tools needed to make incredible content are much more accessible to mere mortals without huge Hollywood budgets. If you have an idea, you can shoot it on a phone, edit it in free software, and end up with something that probably looks as good as many big-budget films of ye olden times. Add a modest budget (no need for 180 million) and the quality and possibilities jump exponentially. There are a variety of platforms to publish and promote your work with the only real crappy side that I see being the sheer amount of content and noise you have to compete with and cut through.
      Since people are comparing the story-telling in Acolyte to Rashomon (uh... right), I gave it a watch last night. There are some shots with really great camera moves that were completely out of focus. The challenges Kurosawa faced shooting a film in the 50s doesn't detract from the story. The balance of beautifully framed shots outweighs the handful where the focus puller couldn't keep up. An incredible story or idea can overcome the occasional execution flaw. I think most people would take a great story over amazing CGI. I think most Star Wars fans would welcome exploration of and even a bit of stretching and challenging of lore within the context of great story-telling and compelling characters.
      Hollywood is clearly risk-averse and that is a huge problem. The glut of bad prequels, sequels, and flat out remakes is testament to an industry in stagnation. It's simply poor leadership. When we look at all of the really bad movies out there, we need to realize that a very large group of people of varying talent worked really hard on the project. However, there is always a very small group of people that have the final say and drive the creative vision. If that person or group can't look at something and clearly see that it's terrible, confusing, illogical, contrived, or simply not to the highest possible standards that time, talent, and budget allow... well... all the talent in the world can't fix bad direction and poor executive decision-making. I suspect there is a culture that's been created where creative friction and constructive dissent isn't encouraged. It feels like the people in charge surround themselves with people unable or unwilling to point out flaws-"That's what the boss wants and I get paid whether it's good or bad."
      Sorry... gotta step down from the soap box. In the end, I believe the story-tellers and visual visionaries are out there. I have faith that Star Wars, as an idea, can come back. Star Wars was created around ideas that are timeless and universal.
      I think it's time for fresh leadership and a new vision.

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 5 месяцев назад

      @@TaoScribble Its called money and not wanting to sacrifice comfort.. To go independent means you have to actually be brave and courageous, to truly believe and work for your art. But nearly no one wants to leave their cozy life to tell their "personal" stories. It has always been like that. From the pool of great artists that we admire today though, many got their work famous after they were dead, many due to poverty.
      In a couple of months this show will already be completely forgotten, because its a soulless empty husk of a once successful IP (because at least it used to have a bit of a soul and identity) and so no one will remember it in the far future. And in its place, true art - that is currently covered by the shitty noise like this show - will probably see recognition and rise to mainstream success in that far future. Probably after their creators are gone as usual, but that is their sacrifice. They sticked to their art.

  • @jansobieski6308
    @jansobieski6308 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh Amala, this critique was on point. Thanks for watching episode 3 and sparing others from doing so. Please dont subject yourself to anymore, you have done enough, and your sacrifice will not be forgotton.

  • @Thepromplanet-dw
    @Thepromplanet-dw 5 месяцев назад +3

    Dear Amala,
    Its a rare occasion that I'm able to catch your live streams, but I wanted to send a little something for a while now. Ive been a fan since Will & Amala. Keep up the great work!
    On the note of Star Wars, it might be cool if you watched the OG trilogy and react just to compare and to see your thoughts.
    P.S. Happy Birthday!

  • @odbade1999
    @odbade1999 5 месяцев назад +180

    Luke: I am not gay
    Yoda: You will be... you will be

    • @drm42
      @drm42 5 месяцев назад +19

      Just for the sake of accuracy, Yoda would say "Be you will!" 😁

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 5 месяцев назад +1

      How the actual fæck can you fail so much.

    • @bigtreecombatacademy2927
      @bigtreecombatacademy2927 5 месяцев назад +6

      Noooooooooo

    • @odbade1999
      @odbade1999 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@bigtreecombatacademy2927 🤣🤣

    • @odbade1999
      @odbade1999 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@lobstrosity7163 ??

  • @ermac6466
    @ermac6466 5 месяцев назад +465

    The most unrealistic part is all these women are living together in peace.

    • @Tummie39
      @Tummie39 5 месяцев назад +61

      This is very true. In all my groups of friends, none of the women ever get along for long. There's constant bad mouthing, back stabbing among the women. And it's ALWAYS the women that making up and starting dramas, and shit. The men always get along w everyone but often forced to take side by their spouse/gf

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад

      Which made me think of a great Family Guy moment ruclips.net/video/rrqNx_og_uk/видео.htmlsi=wihldozZzJs8G0EG

    • @adibemaxwell6111
      @adibemaxwell6111 5 месяцев назад +46

      Not only that, but the mothers and daughters never fight? BS.

    • @vismantasvaskela4214
      @vismantasvaskela4214 5 месяцев назад +16

      Best comment!

    • @leelaa219
      @leelaa219 5 месяцев назад

      Exactly. Humans are selfish resource acquisition machines - EVEN women. ;) Women in general might not be as brutal as men but they too fight for resources and would go into war if necessary...

  • @RedFeather36
    @RedFeather36 5 месяцев назад +345

    It literally blows my mind how horrible Disney is at writing stories these days. There has to be some class action lawsuit the shareholders can bring against the people running the show over there. Years from now, this era of Disney will be taught in Universities as what not to do in business classes, art classes, and law classes. So sad at this point.

    • @JimC
      @JimC 5 месяцев назад +16

      They're letting ideologues choose movie ideas and write them

    • @shotamakarashvili3714
      @shotamakarashvili3714 5 месяцев назад +5

      Let's see if people will buy it. Literally...

    • @AlbertusMagnus_44
      @AlbertusMagnus_44 5 месяцев назад +14

      The Shareholders voted for this, knowing exactly what they were voting for.

    • @shotamakarashvili3714
      @shotamakarashvili3714 5 месяцев назад +4

      Sure they did) I wonder if people find it interesting and will be willing yo spend their money on it. Budweiser case should taught them something...

    • @fatkidwithfudge
      @fatkidwithfudge 5 месяцев назад

      @@JimC Exactly, everybody for some inconceivable reason. Still approaches this from a business perspective. If it was about money, this would've been solved years ago. It's about spreading and showcasing the ideology.

  • @danvinci9590
    @danvinci9590 5 месяцев назад +5

    It's beyond terrible. There's already a group of witches called the Nightsisters so they made another one? The power of one the power of two the power of many is the worst thing I've ever heard. Who wrote this garbage

  • @MrRobertC
    @MrRobertC 5 месяцев назад +2

    You’re so spot on Amaya. Thanks.

  • @RT88414
    @RT88414 5 месяцев назад +70

    As an old school Star Wars fan, I still wish George Lucas didn't sell Star Wars to Disney. I'll stick with movies 1-6 since they are what Star Wars movies should be. What Disney is doing, they made the franchise woke.

    • @timothychapman269
      @timothychapman269 5 месяцев назад +7

      You can insert Rogue One and Andor into your view of "what Star Wars should be". They do add quality to the six episodes, but other than that, I am right there with you.

    • @staroceans8677
      @staroceans8677 5 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed❤

    • @carbonara2144
      @carbonara2144 5 месяцев назад +1

      First three that were made were groundbreaking. Didn't really like the three after that. Was bored with rogue one. Will never watch any of the rest.

    • @timothychapman269
      @timothychapman269 5 месяцев назад

      @@carbonara2144 that's too bad. Andor was best written Star Wars but it certainly is your right to watch what you want. And bored with Rogue One.....
      Sorry for your apparent great intellect that you would find it boring. Did you really watch it?

  • @garysmith9823
    @garysmith9823 5 месяцев назад +68

    Let us never forget that Leslie Headland got her position by being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstien and a least covering for his hobby of nailing young actresses. Now she's into girl power.

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 5 месяцев назад +2

      But I thought Harvey was an innocent victim of wokemetocancelculture witch hunts, no?

    • @undisclosed_branding9714
      @undisclosed_branding9714 5 месяцев назад +2

      Noone fucking cares

    • @jackmaher5606
      @jackmaher5606 5 месяцев назад

      “She” sounds a lot like a man than a woman too. Kinda sus

    • @Noqtis
      @Noqtis 5 месяцев назад

      Male predator -> omg believe all women, this is so bad, we have to stop this
      Male predator enabler -> no one fucking cares
      Male privileges. Poor women don't get free housing in prison when they fuck up. If she would be male she wouldn't have a star wars ip but would be rotting like her partner behind bars.

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад +1

      It is hard to imagine why Disney would give a new writer/director $180 million budget and the keys to the Star Wars IP without a background of successful movies to her name. She has the goods on somebody.

  • @zandernpatch
    @zandernpatch 5 месяцев назад +65

    All those witches and not one of theme could use the force or even water to put a stone wall cave fire out 😂

    • @dearthditch
      @dearthditch 5 месяцев назад +7

      They can’t put out fire in a vacuum apparently, so I guess stone is also flammable. OSHA not doing her job

    • @stormalexa8817
      @stormalexa8817 5 месяцев назад +7

      Dang OSHA violations

  • @TheMax0005
    @TheMax0005 5 месяцев назад +1

    I say continue. Your voice and opinion is the proof to Disney that it's not only the "toxic male fans" or "bigots" that just review bomb the show. They served us a pile of crap and every fans has the right to be furious.

  • @rangerone8813
    @rangerone8813 5 месяцев назад +55

    The one positive in the entire Disney Star Wars experiment for me is that it allowed me to come to the understanding that I was too hard on George Lucas.

    • @marzipanmonkey
      @marzipanmonkey 5 месяцев назад

      These new shows literally make the Prequels look like masterpieces.

    • @1999kaiser
      @1999kaiser 5 месяцев назад

      We had it good.

    • @k.o.6537
      @k.o.6537 5 месяцев назад +1

      Meesa big agreein'

  • @Crossoutmyeyez
    @Crossoutmyeyez 5 месяцев назад +84

    The show got more holes than swiss cheese

  • @mogamatsedickpetersen8620
    @mogamatsedickpetersen8620 5 месяцев назад +9

    I'm not watching it, but I am having a lot of fun watching people critique it. Your pain is our gain, Mamala!

  • @archerizeit7444
    @archerizeit7444 5 месяцев назад +3

    Family Guy predicted all of this when they cast "Herbert" as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Blue Harvest. We should have seen the writing on the wall.

  • @samashes3856
    @samashes3856 5 месяцев назад +1

    Please continue to review the series. Your observations, knowledge of Star Wars and Star Wars fandom, and thoughtful criticism is very much appreciated. I just subscribed to hear more. Stay ❤‍🔥

  • @VitoYedda
    @VitoYedda 5 месяцев назад +24

    I just wish people wouldn't feed these writers. We know it's gonna be trash and they hate us so just don't watch it. That's how I feel about it I think Disney should have their right to star wars revoked without compensation. And all of their other acquired franchises because of how bad their writing is

  • @nickdavid1846
    @nickdavid1846 5 месяцев назад +279

    The fact that you can show any part of this show to someone and they wont instantly know its starwars says a lot. Non of this is star wars, and it never will be.

    • @thedestroyer2alltrolls411
      @thedestroyer2alltrolls411 5 месяцев назад +3

      *None

    • @SamRielly
      @SamRielly 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 it's clearly a typo

    • @ragtagboyrebel
      @ragtagboyrebel 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 *Naan

    • @Kiwi-Araga
      @Kiwi-Araga 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@ragtagboyrebel Naur

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo 5 месяцев назад +1

      Apart from the Jedi jumping around and looking for force sensitive children. That is actual Star Wars canon from way back

  • @lachydragneel
    @lachydragneel 5 месяцев назад +151

    The witches died because they had no men to deal with the fire.

    • @NightOrchids
      @NightOrchids 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 Exactly

    • @Phoenix-J81
      @Phoenix-J81 5 месяцев назад

      To be fair, if they are night sisters, they send men in their society to be warriors. Darth Maul is the son of a night sister and he was just a warrior. I think this show sucks, but a lot of people don't seem to know much of the lore. Lol

  • @panther2117
    @panther2117 5 месяцев назад +1

    Please continue your reviews. I’ve subscribed to your channel 😃

  • @RajeshJustaguy
    @RajeshJustaguy 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Jedi have been reduced to harmless nitwits.... I remember old episodes when A jedi walked in, everyone. i MEAN EVERYONE backed away in fear

  • @stefankalisch424
    @stefankalisch424 5 месяцев назад +18

    "They could have made something original." Exactly, but that is the very problem - they are just not cabable of creating anything, they lack talent, they lack creativity.
    Therefore they have to misuse already existing structures set up by others with more talent.

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 5 месяцев назад

      Ironic isn't it? They have to hijack the talent, creativity, and POPULARITY of material that was created by people they hate.

  • @BroadMeadow-d9s
    @BroadMeadow-d9s 5 месяцев назад +32

    "Pull da String!"
    'Star Wars' is now an Ed Wood film with a high budget--'Glen or Glenda' in outer space.

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 5 месяцев назад

      Still the best description I heard of this garbage

  • @Whyteeford
    @Whyteeford 5 месяцев назад +10

    I'm a life long star wars fan...I even sat through and watched the entire Ahsoka show...but THIS!!! I can't even bring myself to watch the intro

    • @Joey-li1et
      @Joey-li1et 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah...I planned on killing myself... and as a fan I thought I would watch this new series first... after episode 3...I think I will just go ahead and go..... goodbye cruel world.

  • @tml721
    @tml721 4 месяца назад

    Glad I found your podcast. Keep up the good work, young lady!

  • @DavidJohnSongwriter
    @DavidJohnSongwriter 5 месяцев назад +1

    Keep going. Really insightful video.

  • @guisan3185
    @guisan3185 5 месяцев назад +41

    "The outside world isn't accepting of us" therefore the children should just learn from us and stay away from the rest of the world. Oh yes... the hypocrisy is strong with that one.

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 5 месяцев назад

      It could be a reference to conservatives home-schooling their kids, turning them to mini-mes with stunted horizons.

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 5 месяцев назад +1

      How is that hypocrisy?

  • @SrbijaCG
    @SrbijaCG 5 месяцев назад +30

    That ritual was so cringe that I had fast-forward through it.

    • @Jessica-xx7nt
      @Jessica-xx7nt 5 месяцев назад +3

      It felt like a children’s play. It did not seem to be a professional script, to be honest.

    • @ariesstorm9577
      @ariesstorm9577 5 месяцев назад +2

      It was the cackle that was the icing on the cake for me. The cringiest thing I’ve seen/heard onscreen in a long time.

    • @AlbertoNencioni
      @AlbertoNencioni 5 месяцев назад

      It looked like Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in lesbian sauce...

    • @ProudlyShadowBanned
      @ProudlyShadowBanned 5 месяцев назад

      It's a wonderful meme. That scene is ALL of Disney star wars's intention, propaganda, message, ...with all the cringe, the ridicule, the incompetence, the lack of talent, of skills, of imagination...
      That cringe stupid ridiculous scene is DISNEY STAR WARS !
      This is History.
      They will NEVER come back from this. I am waiting for this since Lucas renounce to Darth jar jar.
      Karma is a thing and the force is with me 😂

    • @marcuscorvin9998
      @marcuscorvin9998 5 месяцев назад +2

      It looked like those videos of fake Martial Arts Masters that do a Ki blast and their students start spasming.

  • @SuperZippyzippy
    @SuperZippyzippy 5 месяцев назад +15

    The Wilhelm scream perfectly depicts this show

  • @sylvershadow1247
    @sylvershadow1247 5 месяцев назад +2

    I honestly have no issue with them calling it "thread" since Nightsisters use "magick", which is their term for the Force.
    What I have an issue with is that they're not sticking to the confines of the lore, and just haphazardly making up stuff that's retconning the established lore

  • @masiguru9982
    @masiguru9982 5 месяцев назад

    I am so glad I turned off the first episode after "attack me with everything you got" (or something like that, can't remember). I really appreciate this complete break down of episode 3.

  • @Wowreference
    @Wowreference 5 месяцев назад +28

    "The Force was an energy field created by all life that bound everything in the universe together. It was known by a variety of names throughout galactic history. It was called the Ashla by the Lasats, the Life Current by the Mustafarians, the Tide by the Lew'elans, the Sight by the Chiss, the Life Wind by the Zeffonians, the Great Presence by the Pathfinders of the Chaos, the Luminous Mist by the Mist-Weavers, the Unity by the Sorcerers of Tund, the Beyond by the Magys and her people, the Thread by Aniseya's coven of witches, or simply It by the dianoga Omi." - Wookieepedia.
    The Force was never an "appropriation" for anything. The witches don't own the Force, or the Thread. They're one of many cultures who can feel it.

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 5 месяцев назад

      No, now the "Force is Female" and only female.. Go away, you and your brain and being a true fan and doing proper research into the lore.

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 5 месяцев назад

      That’s fair enough, but Star Wars recognized it as the force. Let Headland create her own universe with ‘the thread.’ Why change an existing canon that fans love and will spend money on?

    • @k.o.6537
      @k.o.6537 5 месяцев назад +1

      I could accept the thread, I've played the Jedi survivor games and that was a great story with the witches, but these writers clearly don't care if the show is good as long as they get to preach their negative world views at you by inserting them into the Star Wars Galaxy. I don't want to watch that, I want to watch cool sci-fi space stuff not the news. It feels crass and tacky the way they wedge it into the story making no effort to weave it in smoothly, like if they stuck Beats headphones, a "Drink Coke" shirt and Crocs on Darth Vader and we aren't supposed to notice the priority was just to sell us stuff not to produce more story for the fans.

  • @2ndstreetmarvel
    @2ndstreetmarvel 5 месяцев назад +38

    🤘🏿I love Star Wars, but I haven’t watched any of their shows in awhile. No reason to.🤘🏿

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад +2

      💯💯Same

    • @bowlerfamily
      @bowlerfamily 5 месяцев назад +4

      Andor was excellent!!!

    • @nickdavid1846
      @nickdavid1846 5 месяцев назад +2

      Because it isn't Sar wars lol

    • @lloydcollins
      @lloydcollins 5 месяцев назад +1

      if you haven’t watched any Star Wars shows in a while now I will quote Yoda by saying “ I am wondering, why are you here?“

  • @BRockIITWi
    @BRockIITWi 5 месяцев назад +17

    Another Star Wars classic! The Acodyke Episode 3 "Scissor Sisters"

  • @luizfigobr
    @luizfigobr 5 месяцев назад +1

    Audience: This show can't get any worse.
    Disney: hold my cup.

  • @lelouchstrife1891
    @lelouchstrife1891 5 месяцев назад +1

    this show ruined my drive to even work on my fanfiction it's so batshit insane

  • @Seven_1865
    @Seven_1865 5 месяцев назад +102

    Not going to watch any of this.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад +10

      Same. It looks terrible

    • @carlosalvador3926
      @carlosalvador3926 5 месяцев назад +4

      seeing the interviews with the lead actress saying that their goal is to offend and not entertain, i am stepping away from this, it is unfortunate that lee jung jae's talent is wasted on this

  • @TheRonaldbaxter
    @TheRonaldbaxter 5 месяцев назад +15

    Good to hear this from someone younger. It isn’t just us old farts who can’t stand it.

  • @NagaDaYosh
    @NagaDaYosh 5 месяцев назад +6

    Thank God people like you are here to preach the truth!

  • @catherinecummings1029
    @catherinecummings1029 5 месяцев назад

    Your watching this series is definitely taking one for the team. Thank you.

  • @michaelb4439
    @michaelb4439 5 месяцев назад +2

    The witches died of Snoke inhalation 😂

  • @wh17e3ull
    @wh17e3ull 5 месяцев назад +13

    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... when logic did not exist.

  • @nathanfreeman8250
    @nathanfreeman8250 5 месяцев назад +56

    Yeah Star Wars sucks Bad Batch was the only OK thing we've had for awhile and even that had to many filler episodes

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bad Batch is soooo meh.

    • @andrewgraves9636
      @andrewgraves9636 5 месяцев назад +2

      Heard good things about Bad Batch. The EU was pretty good all that dark empire stuff. Tales was fun they should have adapted. I liked the prequels and the clone wars and rebels and the relationship built between obi wan anakin and ahsoka. Not sure why they are literally trying to make the series take a nosedive

    • @lloydcollins
      @lloydcollins 5 месяцев назад +7

      Mandalorian is awesome,Andor was good too! As they say nobody hates Star Wars more than hard-core Star Wars fans.

    • @andrewgraves9636
      @andrewgraves9636 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@lloydcollins I hear good things about Andor, I can’t do the Mandalorian, based on the origins of the mask detailed in Tales with Mandalore and Ulic teaming up. Also baby yoda is bogus.

    • @lloydcollins
      @lloydcollins 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@andrewgraves9636 Dude please give Mandalorian a try…They are very respectful with the origins, Carl Weathers (RIP) is awesome & Baby Yoda will have you in tears by the end of season 3 with his connection to Luke. It made me love Star Wars again, original trilogy vibes. Just try it.

  • @pikeb.3993
    @pikeb.3993 5 месяцев назад +19

    Disney SW is more a parody than Spaceballs. 🎶 The power of maaany 🎶

  • @Async_MMD
    @Async_MMD 5 месяцев назад +1

    Very good commentary, Amala - you did a great job.

  • @yofoon
    @yofoon 5 месяцев назад

    this is the best thing to come out of Acolyte. Can't wait for the next cap! May the dread be with you

  • @bigjoe125
    @bigjoe125 5 месяцев назад +169

    For the longest time we thought gay people were incredibly talented and creative. Turns out it was a B.S. stereotype.

    • @thedestroyer2alltrolls411
      @thedestroyer2alltrolls411 5 месяцев назад +5

      Weren’t some of the best or most iconic singers/musicians (i.e. Freddie Mercury, Elton John) gay?

    • @copyright24
      @copyright24 5 месяцев назад +6

      Because they had to to be accepted in the society, the fact they were gay almost became secondary.

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 5 месяцев назад +1

      REAL gay people are talented. But I don't think I've met an actual gay person who isn't larping for oppression points in over a decade. These "queers" aren't gay. I mean, you can tell that from the fact that they call themselves "queer"

    • @bigjoe125
      @bigjoe125 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 turns out they were the exception, not the rule.

    • @marcuscato9083
      @marcuscato9083 5 месяцев назад +11

      In this respect, I think they are just like everyone: if they avoid talking about their politics, they're fine.

  • @T1ny_Boy
    @T1ny_Boy 5 месяцев назад +60

    Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @thedestroyer2alltrolls411
      @thedestroyer2alltrolls411 5 месяцев назад +2

      The fact that you needed to watch a review video to determine whether or not you’re going to skip watching something is pathetic. The trailers alone should have been enough to let you know that the show is not worth your time.

    • @bujharvard9313
      @bujharvard9313 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​​@@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 I never had any intention of watching this show, as I haven't really enjoyed most of the other series. I am enjoying the RUclips critics tearing it apart though. Maybe I'd disagree with them, but I don't really have the time or desire to find out.

    • @sarachiichan
      @sarachiichan 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@thedestroyer2alltrolls411dude, you need to chill out… I guess you woke up on the wrong side of the force today🤥 some of us don’t actually care enough to watch the trailers etc about this show, like you. We just prefer to watch a review and call it a day. All they said was thank you and you had to go agro for no reason… you okay dude? if it’s not worth the time to watch anyways why does it matter if we watch the trailer or reviews lol.. Get your panties untwisted, the only thing that’s pathetic is you acting ugly for no real reason.

    • @ethicscannie5716
      @ethicscannie5716 5 месяцев назад +1

      *Amala: Oh, do please go ahead and watch the rest of the series. I do so love your incredibly biased and basically ignorant commentary!*

    • @Ironeagle21
      @Ironeagle21 5 месяцев назад

      Willfully watching any more of this shite would be an exorcise in masochism!

  • @michelleraborn6886
    @michelleraborn6886 5 месяцев назад +51

    George Lucas must be kicking himself for selling the franchise

    • @actadiurna6733
      @actadiurna6733 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think he has said so bluntly, hasn't he?

    • @chris-st6sm
      @chris-st6sm 5 месяцев назад +2

      all the way to the bank

    • @chrisl4999
      @chrisl4999 5 месяцев назад +3

      I think he’s still counting the money they paid him. Might be awhile before he has time to ponder on the sale beyond that.

    • @chris-st6sm
      @chris-st6sm 5 месяцев назад

      @@chrisl4999 gonna take about 128 years to count all that money

  • @meanstavrakas1044
    @meanstavrakas1044 5 месяцев назад +1

    Excellent review. I am impressed.

  • @dc8201
    @dc8201 4 месяца назад +1

    And we all thought Jar Jar Binks was bad....SW Acolytes said hold my beer

  • @Crogatho
    @Crogatho 5 месяцев назад +32

    The thread... never. it will always be The Force

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde 5 месяцев назад +2

      May the Floss be with you!

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 5 месяцев назад

      It'll never catch on because there is no thread day. May the 4th be with you.

    • @erinavery4577
      @erinavery4577 5 месяцев назад

      Changing IP and stealing lore for someone's lazy writing

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад +17

    Cindel/Aubree Miller and Sian Philips as Charal from Ewoks The Battle For Endor are better female character and actress than any of the Modern Disney Star Wars characters.

  • @agamerandyou9854
    @agamerandyou9854 5 месяцев назад +9

    "The Fail of one. The Fail of two. The Fail of maaaaannnnyyyyyy"

  • @LorenaTerryArtist
    @LorenaTerryArtist 4 месяца назад

    I regret watching episode three, so PRETTY PLEASE keep watching it! Brave through it. 🙏🏻😟

  • @samanthahart1811
    @samanthahart1811 5 месяцев назад

    YES PLEASE KEEP GOING im also an outsider like you and its freaking hilarious hearing your input andf judgement

  • @politicalmoderate190
    @politicalmoderate190 5 месяцев назад +10

    In Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor (two video games with better stories than this), there's a pseudo-witch coven who has one surviving member that you befriend/romance later on (spoilers). If this story was about THAT coven, it'd be pretty awesome. But that would be a good idea for the narrative arc, so they're avoiding that like the plague.

    • @ibreakyou7134
      @ibreakyou7134 5 месяцев назад +1

      Havent watched this show, but apparently this coven is supposed to be the Nightsisters. Though im pretty sure the rest of their lore is some BS.

    • @politicalmoderate190
      @politicalmoderate190 5 месяцев назад +1

      @ibreakyou7134 I wish... but given what happens in the story I don't think THIS branch is making an appearance later. :P