Friday Night Fights With Paul F. Tompkins

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Stephen attempts to recover from his crushing defeat at the hands of John Hodgman by taking on another formidably-mustached opponent, Paul F. Tompkins.
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    Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"

Комментарии • 180

  • @Pyrethryn
    @Pyrethryn 2 года назад +21

    I don't want to live in a world without Paul F. Tompkins.

  • @benedictifye
    @benedictifye 8 лет назад +113

    PFT is always solid gold

  • @mnchls
    @mnchls 8 лет назад +28

    who the fuck is PTF???? 3:50

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 8 лет назад +66

      +mnchls Paul T. Fompkins, ya dummy

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 7 лет назад +2

      100% triggered.

  • @wenting2457
    @wenting2457 8 лет назад +38

    Fucking love Paul F. Tompkins, pretty good on @Midnight

    • @patrynize
      @patrynize 8 лет назад +3

      He's really good at Paul F Thompkins style of comedy.

  • @y2shuproblem
    @y2shuproblem 5 лет назад +10

    Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What do they know? Do they know things?? Let's find out! Special guest of honor: Stephen Colbert

  • @TheSilentHamish
    @TheSilentHamish 8 лет назад +129

    Only one? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @muschikopf1997
      @muschikopf1997 8 лет назад +18

      +SilentHamish I literally said this out loud after the video ended.

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 8 лет назад +1

      +SilentHamish I agree. But it was pretty good while it lasted

    • @jpq21
      @jpq21 8 лет назад +2

      +muschikopf1997 Me too!

  • @TheAnthraxBiology
    @TheAnthraxBiology 8 лет назад +41

    Sir Count Baron Andrew Lloyd Webber? What will become of you?

  • @ImJakeSrsly
    @ImJakeSrsly 8 лет назад +47

    Please, call him Gary.
    That's the Comedy Bang Bang ref I'm going with.

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 8 лет назад +6

      +Jake James I would have also accepted "Technicality no down boo over?"

    • @fatal-banana
      @fatal-banana 7 лет назад +3

      Technicality no down boo over?

    • @cowlark2000
      @cowlark2000 4 года назад +1

      Please, call him Mr. Marshall

    • @iamhereblossom1588
      @iamhereblossom1588 4 года назад +1

      Yappa Papa padapa yata delidehdahdoo.

    • @tannerstiverson
      @tannerstiverson 3 года назад

      @@fatal-banana technicality no down boo over?

  • @bakon321
    @bakon321 8 лет назад +33

    this one was great but waaaaaaaay too short..

  • @danielmoore9000
    @danielmoore9000 8 лет назад +24

    My argument for the Chucky Cheese Band: "That which bears no soul cannot die."

  • @charlesdemarest1171
    @charlesdemarest1171 8 лет назад +71

    Where did that tray of food go...between 2:10 and 2:28....

    • @RuptimusPrime
      @RuptimusPrime 8 лет назад +6

      +Charles Demarest The guy under the table struck again

    • @adj789
      @adj789 8 лет назад +8

      +Charles Demarest asking the important questions

    • @DreamWorldSyd
      @DreamWorldSyd 8 лет назад +8

      +Charles Demarest Tompkins works fast.

    • @aaronjamessantiago2254
      @aaronjamessantiago2254 8 лет назад

      +Charles Demarest Andro took it.

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 8 лет назад +1

      +Charles Demarest I think they edited out a lot of bits during this bit

  • @Jeff-ok6dr
    @Jeff-ok6dr 8 лет назад +49

    No mention to Five Nights At Freddy's

    • @armanboghossian3321
      @armanboghossian3321 8 лет назад +7

      +jeff mcclure wtf you dumb af

    • @garr123
      @garr123 8 лет назад +4

      +jeff mcclure yeah that fleeting garbage game made specifically for streamers to pretend to be scared of. why would these two adult comedians not use that as a cultural touch stone.

    • @imbatgamer8396
      @imbatgamer8396 8 лет назад +1

      Hi youtube

    • @firered23ful
      @firered23ful 8 лет назад +1

      +jeff mcclure i heard Animitronic and im like oh hell no then i hear chuck e cheese then im like oh

    • @thecataking6933
      @thecataking6933 8 лет назад +6

      To be fair, they probably don't know about five nights at Freddy's

  • @highspacefox
    @highspacefox 8 лет назад +9

    I've been waiting so long too see Paul rise from fog

  • @GrandiaKnight
    @GrandiaKnight 8 лет назад +38

    You forgot his best role as HG Wells Stephen!

    • @douchebagel93
      @douchebagel93 8 лет назад

      +Adam Smith Yeah. :)

    • @pmercsanch1
      @pmercsanch1 8 лет назад

      +Adam Smith HISSSSSSSSS

    • @GothamCityCritics
      @GothamCityCritics 8 лет назад

      +Adam Smith i liked the giant squid though... lol

    • @sophykitten2212
      @sophykitten2212 8 лет назад +1

      +GrandiaKnight I didn't realize he had done anything else! lol This was quite a surprise for me. XD

    • @GrandiaKnight
      @GrandiaKnight 8 лет назад +2

      Sophy Kitten The Dead Author's Podcast is great. I recommend the one with John Hodgeman as Ayn Rand.

  • @intheatremode
    @intheatremode 3 года назад +4

    "That Andy, he's one to watch" lmfao

  • @OrcoDevelopment
    @OrcoDevelopment 8 лет назад +40

    ...Cakeboss.

  • @gamertherapyconsoleyoursel5804
    @gamertherapyconsoleyoursel5804 7 лет назад +12

    To me the F always stands for Fancypants.

    • @tannerstiverson
      @tannerstiverson 3 года назад

      For me it's Fuckmachine
      (Because his ancestors were fuckmachinists)

  • @AlphaAxle
    @AlphaAxle 8 лет назад +31

    Our guest tonight is the host of "J. D. Salinger Presents: Hollywoo Stars And Celebrities, What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!!" Please welcome to the stage- Mr. Peanut Butter!!!

  • @HumanCapybara
    @HumanCapybara 8 лет назад +26

    MY TWO FAVOURITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!

  • @LateNightHalo
    @LateNightHalo 8 лет назад +4

    I nearly shit myself at "they can adapt" XD

  • @toddwindsor4604
    @toddwindsor4604 7 лет назад +5

    Bojack horseman is amazing

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 8 лет назад +17

    I've been waiting to see these two together for a while !

  • @jsmney
    @jsmney 8 лет назад +16

    It's Frank Doyle!

    • @doggans
      @doggans 8 лет назад +3

      +Jasmine Wang *clink!*

    • @MrJHM007
      @MrJHM007 5 лет назад +2

      Hi all my buddies!

  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote Год назад +2

    Shoulda actually been every Friday, with the likes of Hodgeman and PFT always.

  • @loretohidalgo3533
    @loretohidalgo3533 Год назад +2

    His voice is so fresh and bright

  • @randthor9344
    @randthor9344 8 лет назад +9

    PFT - my favorite on comedy bang bang

  • @perfectlyMessy
    @perfectlyMessy 8 лет назад +6

    Ahem...sorry Stephen, Chuck E Cheese band for sure. Five nights at Freddy bro.

  • @doggans
    @doggans 8 лет назад +2

    Everyone, PLEASE observe the golden rule when it's Paul F. Tompkins time.

  • @win8linux
    @win8linux 8 лет назад +6

    "I enjoyed our friendship while it lasted." Totally gonna use that very soon... 😉

  • @thorthoth4483
    @thorthoth4483 8 лет назад +7

    "Let me just say it is great to be an adult."

  • @jandreid1056
    @jandreid1056 8 лет назад +5

    You and your precious religion!!! XD

  • @catha.j.stuart2200
    @catha.j.stuart2200 Год назад +1

    One problem with The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: not enough Paul F Tompkins 💜

  • @BarcodeTeacup
    @BarcodeTeacup 8 лет назад +2

    the cheese band all the way, basically 5 fur covered terminators.

  • @WaWa900
    @WaWa900 8 лет назад +2

    I fuckin' love Paul F. Tompkins!

  • @FilmKiln
    @FilmKiln 8 лет назад +8

    One of my favourite segments - So good

  • @riffhammeron
    @riffhammeron 5 лет назад +1

    He called him PTF

  • @dustyb58
    @dustyb58 3 года назад +1

    lol... the fusion network
    PFT deserves more

  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 8 лет назад +3

    Join us again next week, when my guest will be..... a different person.

  • @mercurialbeef5472
    @mercurialbeef5472 8 лет назад +2

    Tompkins Made Man interviews are hilarious

  • @benedictifye
    @benedictifye 8 лет назад +2

    best entrance from fog EVER

  • @David_J.E.
    @David_J.E. 7 лет назад +3

    Oh was that Paul F. Tompkins? For a second I thought that was Cake Boss.

    • @vinnygi
      @vinnygi 3 года назад +1

      @Daniel Tavizon cake boss

  • @carschmn
    @carschmn 8 лет назад +1

    Paul F Tonkins also won the @midnight Tournament of Champions.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Год назад +1

    Paul's suit is spectacular

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 8 лет назад +1

    Colbert is great. so is Tompkins

  • @kylano525
    @kylano525 8 лет назад +3

    Damn, that was one dramatic entrance.

  • @carstereobandits
    @carstereobandits 8 лет назад +1

    I like how Conan can handle a misspoken word or any other f-up and his goof-ball cover up humor ends up being funnier, but it's also kind of awesome that when Colbert mis-speaks he becomes genuinely embarrassed, the dude is a professional and I like that dedication, and from a master of improv no less.

  • @samfunfun646
    @samfunfun646 8 лет назад +3

    Friday Night Fights with my favorite podcast hosts

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran 6 лет назад +1

    Evuh...

  • @frighten3159
    @frighten3159 8 лет назад +2

    Hey Frank! Wheres Sadie?

  • @bwolf19
    @bwolf19 8 лет назад +1

    "lets look at the results from last week" which actually occured 3 weeks prior

  • @kingofroses302
    @kingofroses302 8 лет назад +2

    The polls close at midnaaadabada

  • @svieriobraza
    @svieriobraza 8 лет назад +3

    Powerful Spontaneanation pin.

  • @willmack5532
    @willmack5532 8 лет назад +3

    sooooo happy they got PFTTTTTT

  • @shademonki13
    @shademonki13 8 лет назад +2

    Well, the Knights clearly win. I mean, Dark Souls is infinitely better than Five Knights at Freddy's after all.

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 8 лет назад

      Five Friday Knight Fights at Stephen's

  • @davehahn3578
    @davehahn3578 6 лет назад +1

    0:32 Bring that back!

  • @edstroom
    @edstroom 8 лет назад +1

    PFT on Colbert. perfect.

  • @v.e2035
    @v.e2035 4 года назад

    Hey advertisers!!..... way to encourage alcoholics to not quit their day time addictions ✌

  • @sgak
    @sgak Год назад +1

    I miss this segment

    • @sgak
      @sgak Год назад +1

      ...but I know it wouldn't work anymore because of, you know, everything

  • @michalschneider4412
    @michalschneider4412 8 лет назад +2

    can u play would u rather

  • @grantwoods6517
    @grantwoods6517 8 лет назад +3

    #classicjarls

  • @DethroneME
    @DethroneME 8 лет назад +1

    JUST ONE?? I need more PFT in my life. RUclips hasnt been the same since he left SpeakEasy. :(

  • @yahavrx1327
    @yahavrx1327 4 года назад

    Hollywoo Stars! Do they know things? What do they know? Let's find out!

  • @lanteanboy
    @lanteanboy 8 лет назад

    Chuck E. Cheese band wins, I mean... have you ever heard of Five Nights at Freddy's?

  • @17Haru17
    @17Haru17 8 лет назад +1

    This is like impromptu speech and debate-I love it.

  • @bari891
    @bari891 8 лет назад +1

    Amazing, never disappoints.

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat 8 лет назад

    The knights could just unplug the power of the band...but then again, being from the medieval period, they might not know how to pull a plug...hmm...

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 8 лет назад

    Knights easy. Even if you took the FNAF animartronic the Knights would still win. They have a falconer! And many horses. They have extra horses. And skill.

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette 3 года назад

    Who’s watching Andy?

  • @ImusakHctividar
    @ImusakHctividar 8 лет назад

    Who needs to stick in a sword when you could bust them open with a lucerne hammer? Plus, the anamatronics don't have any real way of fighting back.

  • @phenwagner7
    @phenwagner7 7 лет назад

    This is fucking amazing

  • @chimchimcharoo56
    @chimchimcharoo56 5 лет назад

    i thought he said fashion

  • @akhilsindher4023
    @akhilsindher4023 8 лет назад

    Where did the food go???

  • @mrblackmamba117
    @mrblackmamba117 4 года назад

    Doggy doggy what now?

  • @mrblackmamba117
    @mrblackmamba117 4 года назад

    Doggy doggy what now

  • @MerylCheap
    @MerylCheap 4 года назад

    Bring this back

  • @陈瀚龙
    @陈瀚龙 8 лет назад

    I don't know Paul from ANY of those things. I know him from The Pick of DESTINY!

  • @Patrick_3751
    @Patrick_3751 8 лет назад

    "Lets take a look at the results from last week" which was actually 3 weeks ago........

  • @GardenBound
    @GardenBound 8 лет назад +1

    Cake Boss

  • @Iamtheyamyam
    @Iamtheyamyam 8 лет назад +4

    Number 2 place Stephen. The number 1 place for mindless conflict is Congress.

  • @MrC2095
    @MrC2095 8 лет назад

    Lol mignit

  • @jeremiahtompkins6952
    @jeremiahtompkins6952 5 лет назад

    Hmm...

  • @travismcginnis7515
    @travismcginnis7515 6 лет назад

    PTF lol

  • @kght222
    @kght222 8 лет назад

    hodgeman wins by being a ridiculously wealthy entrepreneur who has created so many businesses that they cannot be named or counted. this contest was meaningless to him. much like the presidency is meaningless to his close friend with unmentionable scalp issues.

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 8 лет назад

    This is the one Late Show segment that I really don't care for.

  • @crawdadds
    @crawdadds Год назад

    I miss NYSU :'(

  • @singhhstar
    @singhhstar 8 лет назад

    I thought America's #1 place for mindless conflict was the middle east :P :D

  • @StrangeWill97
    @StrangeWill97 8 лет назад

    You should do Batman without hands vs ant sized godzilla

    • @DreamWorldSyd
      @DreamWorldSyd 8 лет назад +1

      +Shawn Williams what? batman! shit I could take ant sized godzilla right now. He's not endowed with ant powers godzilla. I bet I could take on up to chinese pug sized godzilla.

  • @0Clewi0
    @0Clewi0 8 лет назад

    Paul really didn't present his case well, the band start playing and the "knights" will kill themself reaching them

  • @HaddyD
    @HaddyD 8 лет назад

    Lady 2nd row, 4th person in. 0:31 misses her cue because she saw herself on T.V. and is jussssst a second off. :-)

  • @init4fun
    @init4fun 8 лет назад

    C'mon, Stephen. This is a really brutal segment to sit through. Seems ripe for retirement...about three episodes back. Plus, you, Paul Tomkins and John Hodgman are better than this.

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 8 лет назад

      Well you're no fun

  • @simpleton7
    @simpleton7 8 лет назад

    I like that Biz Stone was on the show the day before for charity, but that's no barrier to shitting all over twitter today!

  • @FungusMossGnosis
    @FungusMossGnosis 8 лет назад

    Polls close Wednesday at Mitten Hat.

  • @Kennysmelle
    @Kennysmelle 8 лет назад

    the anamatronic robots are one programmer away from beating up will smith let alone a group of day time actors

  • @goldwin5172
    @goldwin5172 8 лет назад

    I only know PFT from the Tenacious D movie

  • @Reilly5
    @Reilly5 8 лет назад

    In before the 5 nights at freddies fanbase skews this in their favor.

  • @_ericplace
    @_ericplace 8 лет назад

    This was more coherent than First Take...

  • @RobLives4Love
    @RobLives4Love 8 лет назад

    I hope this stays around, seeing as Fridays are reruns now.

  • @kommo1
    @kommo1 8 лет назад

    He obviously never heard off Freddys.

  • @scoots3131
    @scoots3131 8 лет назад

    This is epic rap battles without the challenge really.

  • @kevinmoseley1039
    @kevinmoseley1039 7 лет назад

    Most worthless stand up of gen x ever.