@@johnhio1843 - This one is my new favourite. It takes over from the baby whose toddler sibling has drawn all over it with magic markers. Very wrong, but one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The buzzcutter beats that. The fact that both kids shaved the backs of their heads bald - undisguisably so - is fricken' hilarious.
@@darmoforeelz5857 well, the problem is actually that they did the move wrong. What they're trying to do is a flip move, except 1-2 people flip your momentum mid air so you reverse, by pushing the feet back down. The problem is they only did like 25% of what they should have. And too late.
Also, don't use a water vacuum! It will destroy it... My neighbour rents a bunch of different things and one of his vacuums got completely fucked by a client because of that lol
@@Emper0rH0rde The landlord's there cleaning buddy's mess, at least he's there. If it was my house, and the tenant called and said i just spilled 5 gallons of paint on the floor, id say i will be there to see it at the end of the month, if i can still see the paint on the floor, i will be serving u your 30 day notice. Lazy f**k, clean it up, im sure he has youtube, he is recording the video on his phone. It's not fun cleaning paint, but if u spilled it, or someone in your family, then clean it. If i rented and this happened to me, id never call my landlord, id clean my mess, like most responsible adults.
No.....everything's pretty much the same size as it is everywhere else. Since we're talking about Texas though why is Texas blocking pornsites and requiring ppl to scan their faces to access them? That's a fricken pretty weird and creepy thing for Texas to do. 🤨
@@donniev8181You may not this, but you payed for that rocket. Some fool/EIon gets to play with your money and not deliver on his promise to create a functioning, reusable rocket after almost 10 years of readjusting deadlines. He lied and stole our money.
It is impossible to drive with the bed up at those speeds. Sometimes you drive with bed up at low speed to spread gravel or whatever, and even at low speed you can feel the truck is top heavy. Plus, when you look in your mirrors, the truck isnt behind you. Then there is wind drag and noise on the bed. This guy probably didn't realize he hit the sign, eithier.
@@LisSolitudinousAgreed, but talk about inefficiently taking billions of dollars to deliver on something he promised after almost a decade. Elon is not going to be the messiah everyone is looking for.
@@entltyqyou’re referring to SpaceX? While the Boeing Starliner is a national embarrassment? You do know SpaceX got half the funding as Boeing for the exact same project, and actually delivered successfully 4 years ago? Boeing still hasn’t…
I saw one once that was truly hysterical. This guy popped up out of a recycling bin. He was wearing a scary mask. The guy he scared lashed out and delivered a blow right in the center of the mask. The guy was KO'd, and collapsed back into the bin.
meh, if he hadn't accelerated like a maniac, he could have just been a spectator... many motorcyclists treat every ride like a race, gotta keep up with the opponents 2 inches in front of me...
1:57, the dude freaked out cause the ostrich touched his finger, what a p**sy😆. It's an ostrich, they're completely harmless, as long as you're in the car.
At least on that one you can presume they evacuated from the hauled, and the trains usually hold up well. Cant say the same of them showing actual videos of potentially life altering injuries
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish & his whole family eats! Give a gator a fishing-rod, ....& he eats without getting his feet wet!
As you see @ 9:32 It will never cease to amaze me that these idiots attempt to lift more than they know they can and wind up in predicaments for our enjoyment.
That isn't really a problem of having too much weight though. He doesn't have a spotter and tried to push himself to the limits and failed to secure the weights before collapsing. To end up in a predicament where you can't physically manage to lift the bar any more is normal, but not having any safety is stupid.
0:03 … the fact that mans was recording knowing something was gone happen and still continued to drive behind him instead of hanging back a bit further instead of risking it all to get to that exit lol 😂
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish & his whole family eats! Give a gator a fishing-rod, ....& he eats without getting his feet wet!
Those adorable cowboy costumes some people wear crack me up. The only things missing are the white face paint, giant shoes and the red ball on their nose. 🤡
" No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed ".
1:50 "babe wake up, there's this dude running from the cops" 😂 He is a true Hubby
he did the meme
bro did not mention the lambo 😢
haha i was about to say that!
That is something I would want my significant other to wake me up for! XD
😂@@ffsthe1stYT
"No one was harmed" ---> clearly harmed.
shhh don’t expose failarmy like that
there was definitely at least 3 crashes that look like someone was definitely harmed.
and let's just hope no one was inside the rocket that blew up.
no one was harmed
but to quote UK's top gears J Clarkson
"a lot of poo came out"
I mean, if not physically then mentally, you know those poor train staff were mentally scarred from that crash or any crash like that.
@@DarkFrozenDepthssadly there were and I think 3 people died in there.
11:44 Those two little kids with the buzz cutter 🤣🤣
Hot mom, though.
Best bit
The mom is hot, though. 👍
@@johnhio1843 - This one is my new favourite. It takes over from the baby whose toddler sibling has drawn all over it with magic markers. Very wrong, but one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The buzzcutter beats that. The fact that both kids shaved the backs of their heads bald - undisguisably so - is fricken' hilarious.
At least it was just the hair clippers and not the guns under the pillows.
5:43 those guys just helped him perform a very rare parkour move called "your friend is now a vegetable" ..... NAILED IT!
Bro really pulled back on the leg mid air... thats some truly evil behavior 😳
Notice that one didn’t have the “no one was harmed” disclaimer… 😳
Had to watch it twice to figure out if it was intentional or an accident. Looked intentional to me.
Who helped perform a very rare parkour?
@@darmoforeelz5857 well, the problem is actually that they did the move wrong. What they're trying to do is a flip move, except 1-2 people flip your momentum mid air so you reverse, by pushing the feet back down. The problem is they only did like 25% of what they should have. And too late.
7:48 Aww, pefect opportunity to tell the cops to pull over and ask them "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
In response to the video voice - They usually don’t go to commercial places for gas, but a city/county owned station.
But still funny.
💯
Didn't they use that as a sting operation? When a driver stopped to tell them the driver would be ticketed for impeding traffic
19:31- just a tip, spilled paint is easier to clean up if you don't walk through it first.
Easier, but still not easy.
Also, don't use a water vacuum! It will destroy it... My neighbour rents a bunch of different things and one of his vacuums got completely fucked by a client because of that lol
A hundred bucks says that landlord was a cheapskate.
@@Emper0rH0rde The landlord's there cleaning buddy's mess, at least he's there. If it was my house, and the tenant called and said i just spilled 5 gallons of paint on the floor, id say i will be there to see it at the end of the month, if i can still see the paint on the floor, i will be serving u your 30 day notice. Lazy f**k, clean it up, im sure he has youtube, he is recording the video on his phone. It's not fun cleaning paint, but if u spilled it, or someone in your family, then clean it. If i rented and this happened to me, id never call my landlord, id clean my mess, like most responsible adults.
You would think people now a-days would think your statement is something you learn in rocket science class.
Stealing the lawn mower blade was legendary.
That man has too much to do, to be playing with fools who have nothing to do.
definitely sounds funny
Guys... 😂
The kids with the haircuts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even i felt bad🤣🤣
5:42 that guy landed STRAIGHT DOWN on his DOME! That is *exactly* how you break your neck! Lucky dude.
Yeah, I didn't even laugh at that one. That's some Brace City stuff right there.
Everything is bigger in Texas, even their fails.
Definitely not their IQs.
No.....everything's pretty much the same size as it is everywhere else.
Since we're talking about Texas though why is Texas blocking pornsites and requiring ppl to scan their faces to access them?
That's a fricken pretty weird and creepy thing for Texas to do. 🤨
@@PriceFamPrimeim pretty sure y’all IQ’s aren’t that high where you from either😒
0:56 - fall through a chair and fart at the same time.
double combo right there
I honestly didn't hear that until you mentioned it 😂
@@scorpianna420 for an added bonus point, did she squeeze cheese too ?
No. The sound of that fabric ripping apart that fast sounds just like a meaty fart. I've done the same thing to one of those chairs lol.
5:34. That boy's left knee will never be the same
Pls note they didn’t put the “no one was harmed” subtitle on that one
I felt the rips and tears emanating through the screen...
Texas state motto "when you do something stupid double down and fuck everyone else's day up too"
That's too long to be a motto. Don't quit your day job.
@@LoneStarMillennial "Dun fucked up? Double down boy, ruin er day too"
Never go to Texas.
@@BeatricetheLynx So true!
@@SolitariusLupus7 Things to do in Texas:
1. Leave
Aren't baby skunks adorable? Except when they're following you home, that is, LOL.
As long as you don't appear threatening, and Mom's in a good mood, you'll be fine.
Mom crouch scooting on the ice driveway , shows wise exp. 👍👍
Not them clapping more when they got to experience a rocket explode 😂
Why not, nobody is on the rocket.
We Texans love a good fireworks show
@@donniev8181You may not this, but you payed for that rocket. Some fool/EIon gets to play with your money and not deliver on his promise to create a functioning, reusable rocket after almost 10 years of readjusting deadlines. He lied and stole our money.
2:52 That was pretty cool of that dude to do all four characters from King of the Hill.
Damnit Bobby
@@SANS_THE_SKELETON666 Dale! You get back here!
If I got paid for every minute I spent on RUclips, I'd have bought myself an island by now and named it Laughter
you live on laughter..
like ur picture
News flash lady, everything in that bowl is a bug 5:00
i was about to write the samething, I'm glad im Not the Only one who saw the Irony of her selective thinking. The Whole Plate is Full of Bugs
New flash, you ignorant person: nothing on that plate is a bug except that one bug. Poor joke (let's hope it's a joke and you're not that stupid...)
What if it's a feature?
Ordered the extra protein? 🤮
I don't think she knew that she was feasting on some mudbugs
That guy that grabbed dude’s leg while he was attempting the back flip should be charged with attempted murder.
I feel bad for the people of those houses with broken ceilings.
"Betcha my lawnmower's faster than yours, peckerwood!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Favorite one :)
Sure that’s not Kentucky 😂
1:35 _"Gouda? Gouda? This is how you ended up on the ^&%^&%$ highway!"_ When you have a herd, there's like that *ONE* guy...
13:28 dang that was personal. Falcon just dropped some deuces in the garage and was like “yeah, this is my turf!” before taking off
I thought it was an owl at first, but either way, I totally missed the aerial bombardment. Thanks!
World: *explode
FailArmy: *No one was harmed*
Gator 🐊 said I’m tired of you messing with my meals 😂😂
Gator said forget this catching fish with my teeth crap, I'm gonna do it like the hoomunz do
Cause catching fish your own face is for suckas.
2:05 bro just got the hardest adrenaline rush of his life
5:42 who need enemies when you have friends like that
3:19 that's not a fail, that's a win! 😄
3:34 - that dude got total karma for honking at her.
Texas is so proud of the crazies it attracts.
5:16 **SOMEONE WAS HARMED**
Definitely. Also 5:34, that kid did some serious knee damage.
Yooo! Right??? That was a long way down!
@@grbmajor6645I guess there are certain levels to being "harmed"???? 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
@@grbmajor6645
I thought it looked like a lower-leg fracture.
@@grbmajor6645 🙊🙊🙊I saw that one too!!
Little Teddy and Elouise were adorable!
17:16 IKEA furniture goofy ahh moment 💀
"Oh, was I supposed to _use_ the screws?"
8:05 that was clearly two people evading a hit and run.
That may be so but how tf he just dance them dents out almost looked brand new 😂😂
How do dump truck drivers NOT KNOW the thing is up?
I would think the weight distribution and air flow drag would cause significant imbalance.
It is impossible to drive with the bed up at those speeds.
Sometimes you drive with bed up at low speed to spread gravel or whatever, and even at low speed you can feel the truck is top heavy. Plus, when you look in your mirrors, the truck isnt behind you. Then there is wind drag and noise on the bed.
This guy probably didn't realize he hit the sign, eithier.
I've seen several of these same incidents on Fail army at this point. How does this happen this often?
@@anthonyklanke1397
That's what I find so perplexing.
I watch Fail Army, too. Have a great holiday.
Starship made it to the FailArmy! About time ...
yeah but i dunno if SN9 is the big Starship fail :p maybee integrated flight test 1´s rocktornado is worth
@@bastersturm well, every fail is a ton of data and a possibility to improve, so...not sure it's that much of a fail
@@LisSolitudinousAgreed, but talk about inefficiently taking billions of dollars to deliver on something he promised after almost a decade. Elon is not going to be the messiah everyone is looking for.
@@entltyqahhh, still mad he messed up Twitter for you? Don't worry, FB will still censor those you don't like.
@@entltyqyou’re referring to SpaceX? While the Boeing Starliner is a national embarrassment? You do know SpaceX got half the funding as Boeing for the exact same project, and actually delivered successfully 4 years ago? Boeing still hasn’t…
Timestamp 2:50 “I bet you my lawn mower is faster than yours Pecker-wood!” 🤣Now that’s Texas 💯 😂
0:50 😂😂😂 gotta love jump scares that make people jump
I saw one once that was truly hysterical. This guy popped up out of a recycling bin. He was wearing a scary mask. The guy he scared lashed out and delivered a blow right in the center of the mask. The guy was KO'd, and collapsed back into the bin.
Texas has a lot of fun people and fun things to do, but as they say, Don't mess with Texas!
Fuck texas
Damn Texas is filled with special people
California transplants. Lol
@@peterbretherton3546 more likely it's the natives. 🤣
@@maolcogi have you been to Cali?
They left ny and cali democrats please stay in you neck of the woods.
@@peterbretherton3546 Ive lived in both..Texas def has a different kind of idiot from California..a very special kind
I am dying! These are the FAILS OF MY PEOPLE! Loll ugh…makes me so homesick!!!!
1-Star State, but 3-Star Fuck-Ups.
6:24 That crawfish must’ve had a vendetta to fulfill! 😂
That Monster Truck 👿🛻 Fail was hilarious.😆😆😆
16:53 Sometimes snakes get such a bad rap when they come out to great new friends.
18:36 right? This dude, scared but still driving AND recording … with a snake. 0% survival skills 90% record for social media skills
19:32
Must be quite a dog if it can knock over a 5 gallon paint bucket.
Amazing that people who rent houses ALWAYS have huge dogs. It's the dumbest thing. You end up paying so much more.
No wonder Texas only gets a 1 star review.
Texas fails, from all the people who have moved here to get away from California and New York.
It's the Lone Star state.
@Durwood71 that's the joke thank you
2:10 dude got 100% of luck
On both ends of the luck spectrum lol
Not quite. 100% luck would have allowed him to avoid the accident entirely. He's probably closer to 90% lucky.
Yeah, the guy is currently one of my managers at work. He still rides at times.
meh, if he hadn't accelerated like a maniac, he could have just been a spectator... many motorcyclists treat every ride like a race, gotta keep up with the opponents 2 inches in front of me...
3:14 Stupidity never looked this entertaining! Thanks, Texas.
6:54 😂😂😂 that foo said swish 😂😂😂
I don't know why but when goats freeze up, I lose it. So stinking funny.
It’s not all goats. It’s only fainting goats.
That horse said, I'm not going in there, but you can! 😅😅😅
0:56 this lady farts as the chair breaks
I listened over and over its definitely a fart and I giggled a lil bit
A 'fear fart' one could say.
I definitely heard it too!
6:18 the club went further than the ball
I think the sound was slightly out of sync. The fart actually broke the chair!!!
1:57, the dude freaked out cause the ostrich touched his finger, what a p**sy😆. It's an ostrich, they're completely harmless, as long as you're in the car.
The tiny
*Tip*
That birdie gave him. Was Adorable
Texas is truly the #1 home for all unemployed friends
A train smashed through a freaking car
No OnE wAs HaRmEd
😂
At least on that one you can presume they evacuated from the hauled, and the trains usually hold up well. Cant say the same of them showing actual videos of potentially life altering injuries
12:17 My guy ran over the grass twice 😂 Poor Aaron! 😂
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish & his whole family eats!
Give a gator a fishing-rod, ....& he eats without getting his feet wet!
1:47 The "babe wake up" was the highlight of this video! 🤣
For me, it's practically every time the CSB has to respond to an accident at a chemical plant in TX
They say “everything’s bigger in Texas”. I guess even the fails. 😂
@6:18 the club went further than the ball 😅
I love that they named the cow after a cheese
Lived in Texas for a few years, and confirm that these aggies are typically the rule, not the exception of Texans.
What aggies are typically the rule?
Obviously not here long enough to learn what an Aggie is...we aren't all farmers or fans of A&M
Its crazy how most of these people have survived this long
Cozy lover here! I can safely say that the outside world is like a cartoon! 😅
Car: *does a slippy slidey 180*
Fail Army: "NO ONE WAS HARMED"
Rocket: *EXPLODES*
Fail Army: *crickets*
The rocket was unmanned.
The little girl turning around to reveal the hair shaved on the back of her hair had me in stitches. 😂
As you see @ 9:32 It will never cease to amaze me that these idiots attempt to lift more than they know they can and wind up in predicaments for our enjoyment.
🤓🤓
If you can't lift it- don't try- you are a danger to others!!!!
That isn't really a problem of having too much weight though. He doesn't have a spotter and tried to push himself to the limits and failed to secure the weights before collapsing. To end up in a predicament where you can't physically manage to lift the bar any more is normal, but not having any safety is stupid.
@@LewtableBecause of his stupidity, it is funny for us to watch.
What will never amaze you that someone attempted to lift more for your enjoyment?
0:03 … the fact that mans was recording knowing something was gone happen and still continued to drive behind him instead of hanging back a bit further instead of risking it all to get to that exit lol 😂
Texas is the new Florida
No. From Texas eff Florida
Only because all the leftists rere’s continue to flock here.😂
@@nochannel8811 Yes from Lancashire
The cali exodus didn’t help.
4:38 don't put all your nuts in one basket lol
I do be lovin' me some Texas Shenanigans. Y'all come back, now.
As one man told me once: only time you are glad to see Texas is in your car from rear-view mirror.😅
👍
That gator at the end was like you're not taking my food
9:06 at least he got the flounder
"Dumb Texas" is just redundant
Said all of the jealous states 😅.
5:13 Wen Jesus rejects me from heaven for playing to much.💀😂😭
That rocket 🚀 fail was hilarious.😂😂😂
Good ol idiot Musk.
The pile-o-goats was super cute lol
2:29 all thats missing is Sandwich Cutie saying "hey you hungry...want me to make you a sandwich? "
a BACON sandwich?
The meal or the entree?
1:31 not my prius on the way to shop getting trained 😂 lmao
Liked part where crocodile kidnapped rot for fishing lol
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish & his whole family eats!
Give a gator a fishing-rod, ....& he eats without getting his feet wet!
That is not South Florida that is an alligator no Crocs in Texas
3:03 ah yes, the leaning tower of Dallas
Whoever wrote the title needs to learn what a fail is
You would know. Takes one to know one whiner
This comment is a great example of a fail
The guy at 5:00 needs to rethink his life choices. 😂
Those adorable cowboy costumes some people wear crack me up. The only things missing are the white face paint, giant shoes and the red ball on their nose. 🤡
What are the adorable cowboy costumes that crack you up?
The dude swinging on work truck door, 😂😂I dont know Eddy but I know he's gonna laugh.
Not the dude falling through the ceiling. 😔 I hope he was okay.
16:15 ma’am. If you can’t safely walk to your car, DO NOT DRIVE
8:30 - thats a nice save!!
8:05 When dude says "My buddy around the corner can fix it cheaper."
"dumb Texas" is redundant
Ngl texas looks kinda lit
It is 🎉
Paint is not the Dogs fault 🙄
The motorcyclist at 2:05 nearly died from tunnel vision.
13:28 the owl took a dump.
" No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed ".
that dude unironically hit the "babe wake up theres xy happening!"
The gator stealing the fishing pole was funny but sad. It was his pin reel. 😂😂