Why Do Europes Dumbest Countries Exist At All?

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  • @lycos94
    @lycos94 2 года назад +1536

    san marino's story is so fun tho, this dude climbs a mountain and declares it his country, and the pope is just like ''ok sure, why not''

    • @drixtrix
      @drixtrix 2 года назад +83

      I also find it funny how the british in ww2 “accidentally bombed it” maybe in general its history isnt very straight forward

    • @daisybrain9423
      @daisybrain9423 2 года назад +70

      Yeah, it basically started out like Sealand or any other micronation, but they eventually recognised it because everything was fragmented anyway due to feudalism. This is not to question the legitimacy of San Marino, just a thought I had...

    • @Wompwompwomp.ny1
      @Wompwompwomp.ny1 2 года назад +3

      Damn I should try that

    • @lixobounce6588
      @lixobounce6588 2 года назад +12

      @@drixtrix bruh "accidental bombings" are common and if it happens on a small country it isn't as funny as the us accidentally bomb zurich with 6 bombers

    • @yespls4184
      @yespls4184 2 года назад +26

      @@drixtrix well it's in the middle of Italy (at the time a fascist state) so kind of understandable during WW2

  • @RileysFilms
    @RileysFilms 2 года назад +1183

    'The president of Moldova thinks covid is bad'
    I trust Toycat to keep me informed on the real issues.

    • @nataliekennedy4646
      @nataliekennedy4646 2 года назад +8

      hell yeah

    • @damn9424
      @damn9424 2 года назад +13

      dang he really thinks that?

    • @LucasNorden05
      @LucasNorden05 2 года назад +21

      @@damn9424 She

    • @matthew-qu2mn
      @matthew-qu2mn 2 года назад +30

      "and she thinks other stuff is good"

    • @Mr.Nichan
      @Mr.Nichan 2 года назад +3

      Wow, heads of state have such strange beliefs: Gaddafi and Trump both thought Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, Erdoğan thinks lowering interest rates reduces inflation, and now we hear Sandu thinks COVID is bad, when everyone knows it's healthy for you because it trains your immune system and separates your mind from worldly attatchments like the taste of food? What will they say next?

  • @DanMan5000
    @DanMan5000 2 года назад +532

    Fun fact: Liechenstein was formed by the union of two even smaller countries

    • @PhilfreezeCH
      @PhilfreezeCH 2 года назад +59

      Most European countries (especially German speaking ones) were for through a union of smaller principalities.
      Other examples would be Germany or Switzerland.

    • @oteragard8077
      @oteragard8077 2 года назад +10

      ooo! what were the names? (I know I can google it but answering me here is more fun :P )

    • @DanMan5000
      @DanMan5000 2 года назад +53

      @@oteragard8077 The Lordship of Schellenberg and the County of Vaduz

    • @oteragard8077
      @oteragard8077 2 года назад +5

      @@DanMan5000 thank youuuuu

    • @randomstuff2733
      @randomstuff2733 2 года назад +5

      Wasn’t there also the Holy Roman Empire that all Germans lived in and every German country was founded from there

  • @diogovieira845
    @diogovieira845 2 года назад +279

    "Why did no one ever invade Portugal?"
    Portugal: They tried

    • @ruialmeida818
      @ruialmeida818 2 года назад +21

      Several times... laughs in Brites de Almeida (the baker of Aljubarrota) :D

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 2 года назад +6

      I mean, sure they tried, but you did have that 80 year period where Both Empires were together.

    • @diogovieira845
      @diogovieira845 2 года назад +28

      @@camiblack1 We don't talk about that in this household

    • @AleaRandomAm
      @AleaRandomAm 2 года назад +15

      @@camiblack1 It's 60 years and it happened because the king of Spain became king of Portugal after defeating the other pretendant, not due to a military invasion.

    • @novedad4468
      @novedad4468 2 года назад +1

      @@AleaRandomAm well, in order to defeat the pretender, he had to militarily invade the country.

  • @eax2010EA
    @eax2010EA 2 года назад +1698

    Belgium exists for chocolate, obviously

    • @irishtaco57
      @irishtaco57 2 года назад +129

      And waffles

    • @cllego
      @cllego 2 года назад +113

      and fries

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 2 года назад +21

      For belgium people only

    • @Eburon
      @Eburon 2 года назад +48

      And beer

    • @finn950
      @finn950 2 года назад +51

      Swiss chocolate better anyways 😌

  • @lightsoda7445
    @lightsoda7445 2 года назад +309

    Fun fact about Andorra: there is a legend/historic story of a man who, when visiting Japan, had a legitimately made passport with the country name "Taured" on it (a non-existent nation). When Japanese officials asked him to point out the country on the map, he pointed to where Andorra was. After being held in a room with no windows for the purpose of later questioning, guards entered only to find him missing, which lead to the theory that the man was in fact from an alternate universe version of Andorra.

    • @k.a263
      @k.a263 2 года назад +19

      Did he really disappear like that, I mean can this story be officially confirmed?

    • @HorsesArePeople2
      @HorsesArePeople2 2 года назад +66

      @@k.a263 No, the real story is that the guy was a conman who managed to get his obviously fake passport stamped and was arrested in Japan and later fled iirc

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад +13

      @@k.a263 yeah he fled, happens a lot in places where people are kept

    • @wizzotizzo
      @wizzotizzo 2 года назад

      @@blanco7726 sounds like sarcasm

    • @justarandomguy337
      @justarandomguy337 2 года назад +4

      Andorra? More like RUclipsrland.

  • @Draxis32
    @Draxis32 2 года назад +405

    Some random dude: "Why does Portugal exists"
    Portugal: "Bro I was a major powerhouse rich nation back in the 1500's!"

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад +28

      And now we have Cristiano😂

    • @dcs4947
      @dcs4947 2 года назад +56

      Some random dude: "Why didn't Spain invaded Portugal?"
      Portugal: "Oh they tried...and they got their ass handed to them every time"

    • @martijnb5887
      @martijnb5887 2 года назад

      @@dcs4947 But not fast enough not to loose an empire to one of the enemies of Spain.

    • @somerandomdude409
      @somerandomdude409 2 года назад +1

      Ayo

    • @derekp6166
      @derekp6166 2 года назад +17

      @@dcs4947 As a Portuguese descendant I am glad Portugal exists. If this guys argument is that Portugal is small, then why is the UK a thing...

  • @louhenber
    @louhenber 2 года назад +55

    Reasons why Portugal exists:
    -it was a powerful empire
    -it was a country before Spain was a thing
    -they did try conquering us but failed all of them
    -different culture and language

    • @guillermohita6347
      @guillermohita6347 2 года назад

      Olivenza...

    • @ptafonsofm
      @ptafonsofm 2 года назад +2

      @@guillermohita6347 *IT'S OURS*

    • @miguelpimentel2911
      @miguelpimentel2911 2 года назад +1

      Finalmente alguém inteligente

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 2 года назад

      The last isn't really a reason when it's also true for Catalonia and Basque country

    • @bogdanmeoff2399
      @bogdanmeoff2399 19 дней назад

      @@gamermapper Well aragon (catalonia) was in personal union under the king of castille so thats how that happened right? Its like if the austrian empire still existed and people wondered why hungary wasnt a country.

  • @bisko3543
    @bisko3543 2 года назад +197

    "Why does Belgium exist?" Hitler asked calmly.

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 2 года назад +5

      "I know, right?" Wilhelm II responded

    • @dadolphinplayz
      @dadolphinplayz 2 года назад

      as a highway for germany

    • @TheSmartestManonEarth
      @TheSmartestManonEarth Месяц назад

      Why does Spain have a lisp? Lol
      Just one of those proverbial questions

  • @okapijohn4351
    @okapijohn4351 2 года назад +54

    Spain tried multiple times, they just simply failed and couldn't. Portugal exists since 1139 while Spain only exists since 1479, it is just nearly 350 years in between.

  • @Daoland-Everywhere
    @Daoland-Everywhere 2 года назад +78

    Ghana is a country but it has 27 languages. Moroccans claim every street has its own language. China has 52 languages. So one language isn't really require one language.

    • @moderatemapper9440
      @moderatemapper9440 2 года назад +18

      I think it's pretty obvious why most African countries exist.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 2 года назад +4

      Laughs in Papua New Guinean

    • @lucaslevinsky8802
      @lucaslevinsky8802 2 года назад +4

      In china most people speak sinic languages
      And what about Tibet and Uighuristan? Should be free

    • @theblackryvius6613
      @theblackryvius6613 2 года назад

      ​@@moderatemapper9440 Same thing I was thinking. The idea that each country should have it's own language seems to only apply to Europe and parts of Asia. Though, even in these places, there are actually quite a lot of languages spoken just like anywhere else.

    • @moderatemapper9440
      @moderatemapper9440 2 года назад +2

      @@theblackryvius6613 Yes. In Africa, majority of the places that are unsettled in their current country is because of the domination of 1 or two ethnic groups, or religion. It would be better if the countries were split in an equal manner. For example, Nigeria, Yourbas and Igbos get along but don't get along with people from the North, because of religious and cultural incompatibility, as well as the domination of the north over government. Even so, languages are different to ethnic groups, as for example, Han Chinese are the same ethnic group but speak different languages.

  • @princeneko9103
    @princeneko9103 2 года назад +145

    “Why does Portugal exist?”
    Portugal being a powerful empire in history: 🙃

    • @hansberger4939
      @hansberger4939 2 года назад

      Also the USA once been powerful and they still exist today.

    • @miguelfrancisco7325
      @miguelfrancisco7325 2 года назад +4

      As a Portuguese person, i am very glad the question became why does Spain exist :)

    • @VistaMaps
      @VistaMaps 2 года назад

      And Belgium

    • @mistersir7882
      @mistersir7882 2 года назад

      Reason people give: "Portugal was powerful empire🙃"(🤡)
      Spain be like: Am I a joke to you?

  • @kosinusify
    @kosinusify 2 года назад +126

    6:05 "How does a country exist when it doesn't have a language?"
    Austria: Oh no, it's Anschluss time again

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 2 года назад +17

      Tbf Austria only exists because the allies and entente didn't want it to unite with Germany

    • @MartianCZ
      @MartianCZ 2 года назад +5

      @@peterlustig6888 Austria had own empire for centuries

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 2 года назад +11

      @@MartianCZ The other german states too

    • @news_oftheweek
      @news_oftheweek 2 года назад +1

      How does a country exist when it doesn't have a language? Bold of you to assume it needs a language. Of course, a language usually provides better stability and communication, but there are multiple examples of multi-ethnic countries. If we look at it the way Toy Cat did, even USA doesn't have its own language, because American is only an accent of English

    • @kosinusify
      @kosinusify 2 года назад +2

      @@news_oftheweek I didn't assume that, I just quoted a funny sentence for a quick joke.

  • @Eburon
    @Eburon 2 года назад +461

    Why does Belgium exist? Don't know, and I'm from the Flanders region (about 5km from the Wallonia border). I've got no problems with the French speaking part of the country, but it does seem to make more sense to me to just call it a day and divide the regions between France, the Netherlands and Germany. Not that I am actively pursuing this goal myself. The truth is that Belgium has too many governments and money is being squandered left and right. There are people who advocate for an independent Flanders, but for me that's the least desirable outcome

    • @jordanskene3243
      @jordanskene3243 2 года назад +13

      Belgium exists for Chocolate of course haha

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 2 года назад +32

      Do you know Zondag met Lubach? It's a Dutch satirical news show. They made an item about their worries about Belgium and their answer was to add Wallonia to the Netherlands. Their reasoning was that Wallonia wants to be part of something, Flanders wants to be independent and we get the Ardennes xD

    • @piotrarturklos
      @piotrarturklos 2 года назад +46

      This is the problem. One belgian guy wants to divide Belgium, another wants Flanders independent, yet another one wants to stay united. You've locked yourselves in this conundrum.

    • @Nicky_TM
      @Nicky_TM 2 года назад +14

      Here’s the average Dutch person waiting for our Flemish brothers to reunite with us

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 2 года назад +13

      Belgium is there to separate the Netherlands and France and stop German access to the sea.
      Its a v successful country.

  • @mastersingleton
    @mastersingleton 2 года назад +92

    Belgium exists simply because of its famous beers, chocolates and waffles.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 2 года назад +14

      Don't forget our yummy fries and terrible weather ☺️

    • @mastersingleton
      @mastersingleton 2 года назад +6

      @@myra0224 Thanks for the friendly reminder of the famous Belgian Fries.

    • @20jumps
      @20jumps 2 года назад +3

      @@mastersingleton French fries are belgian .

    • @ewoudalliet1734
      @ewoudalliet1734 2 года назад +1

      The beer, chocolate and waffles in this region as well as their place in the region's culinary culture all (not all beers, but you know what I mean) predate the country. So, no.

    • @purbattle2282
      @purbattle2282 2 года назад

      The weather is real xd, Always grey weather with rain

  • @meneither3834
    @meneither3834 2 года назад +248

    Belgium exists because England didn't want France to annex it (cause let's be honest, they make a very poor job at being a buffer state.)

    • @matthings4133
      @matthings4133 2 года назад +18

      Nah ww1 was a entente victory because of the delay of belgium

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 2 года назад +21

      @@matthings4133 Had Belgium been in french hands Germany would have never gotten through it that easily. In fact Belgium's existence is a vital threat to France whenever there is an eastern threat.

    • @matthings4133
      @matthings4133 2 года назад +18

      @@meneither3834 that is the case yes. But if belgium would have let through the germans as they asked to the war would be over by christmas and won by the germans. If it was in feench hands they would become partly german because of the franco prussian war. There was also a thing called the belgian revolution were belgians revolted for independance...

    • @Woeringen
      @Woeringen 2 года назад +2

      Wrong.

    • @b.g.r.andreverbrugghe4207
      @b.g.r.andreverbrugghe4207 2 года назад +2

      I think England would be fine if Belgium and The Netherlands would have remained one country. A stronger bufferstate. However, there were revolutions and violence. Belgium became independent. (And in future campaingns to remain independent other countries like France helped Belgium against The Netherlands until The Netherlands finaly recognised the new country and the borders were agreed upon. Well, almost. We still had to finetune the borders in the Baarle region, but this was postponed to be done in the future. ;) (But now it's nice, also for tourism, so the unique borders will stay.)

  • @sebastianrose6248
    @sebastianrose6248 2 года назад +48

    ,,How does belgium exist, surrownded by so many other mayor powers and not get taken up by one of them“
    Well me as a german can say u atleast, we tried it, and that not only once lol

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 2 года назад +5

      With great respect I disagree.
      The German armies on several occasions used Belgium as an autobahn to bypass certain obstructions, but never took Belgium to be a country as such
      ;)

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 2 года назад

      @@trueriver1950 We did fight back though! Didn't succeed too well... But we got part of Germany afterwards so who cares 😂
      Our politics don't... Literally, they ignore that whole part of Belgium, it's quite sad 😬

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад

      @@myra0224 your politics generally disregard anything south of Charleroi-Namur-Liege

    • @cookie856
      @cookie856 2 года назад

      @@blanco7726 As someone living there, kinda. But at least local politics don't? XD

  • @JPprivate1
    @JPprivate1 2 года назад +36

    Actually, the really fun fact re San Marino is that it's continued existence is based on the fact that Garibaldi (the guy who united Italy) and fought for the different Italian states to join had to flee anti-unification forces and hid in San Marino. As thanks, he told them they could remain independent.

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj 2 года назад +161

    Toycat: "This is why Belgium and indeed also Luxembourg split from the Kingdom of the Netherlands."
    Subtitles: "This is why Belgium and indeed also Luxembourg split from the Kingdom of Belevolence."
    Me, a Dutch person: YES

  • @Typhyr
    @Typhyr 2 года назад +34

    Belgium is held together by the incredibly tangled political mess it is and can’t be untangled.

  • @SalvatoreBabones
    @SalvatoreBabones 2 года назад +140

    As a supporter of this channel, I am quite upset to see my money going to pay for professional editing instead of for "a strange drink that will probably taste bad."

  • @HD82345
    @HD82345 2 года назад +25

    “Why does a country exist when it doesn’t have its own language”
    *Me sitting here like*
    Americans speak English Canadians speak English. Like all of Central America and most of South America speak Spanish. Bunch of countries in Africa speak French… all the countries in the Middle East speak Arabic (sure different dialects but still technically all Arabic)

    • @will7922
      @will7922 2 года назад +1

      not "most", less than half of South Americans speak Spanish.

    • @will7922
      @will7922 2 года назад +1

      @@GGdL08 Português e espanhol não são as únicas línguas faladas na América do Sul.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 года назад +1

      He kinda changed that argument to "Why does a country exist when it doesn't have a single unifying language". But there's still Switzerland so.

    • @rhythmicmusicswap4173
      @rhythmicmusicswap4173 2 года назад +1

      you have point,though in europe the idea that a country doesn't have its own language it's considered lot of time weird

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 2 года назад

      @@Liggliluff and the u.s doesn't have an official language

  • @daringdare5078
    @daringdare5078 2 года назад +92

    Honestly, I’m surprised Hungary still exists after all the punishment it’s been through.

  • @ActualGoatUnicorn
    @ActualGoatUnicorn 2 года назад +144

    Another reason Belarus exists is because Lukashenko is one of the only people Putin can rely on as aconsistent yesman

    • @Nooticus
      @Nooticus 2 года назад +6

      THIS

    • @ronaldweasly7020
      @ronaldweasly7020 2 года назад +10

      Yeah, so we're completely gonna ignore the fact that it's a former successor of the Great Duchy of Lithuania which got rid of the crusaders influence in Southern Europe, or that we saved Austria's butt from Turkey in the Battle of Vienna in 1683 just to have our territories divided among Austria, Prussia and Russia. We deserve to exist, but ya'll were all ignoring us when we asked to support us against Soviet Russia.

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 2 года назад +1

      @@ronaldweasly7020 i know right
      belrus guys we existense

    • @malaxes
      @malaxes 2 года назад

      @@ronaldweasly7020 You could have been part of Poland but you turned against Poland and chose to be part of Soviet Union so you get what you people wanted. If you thought you will be independent so as you see you have been fooled. You have a place on the map but your car will be deciding about your future. Anyway I wish you that this will change somewhere in the future.

    • @ronaldweasly7020
      @ronaldweasly7020 2 года назад

      @@malaxes what kind of bs is this? We were never part of Poland, we were part of the commonwealth!!! And even so, we didn't have full consent in this, our delegation protested against, but it was still decided for us in the end. The same with the Soviet Union- we tried creating a separate country BNR, but no one accepted us and the Soviets created their own BSSR in response. We had Slutsk rebellion against the Poles and the Soviets during the war of 1919-1921. Mere peasantry fought for freedom, but were soon ended by the Soviets. It was never our choice to begin with, stop acting like you know everything.

  • @goncalolauret2039
    @goncalolauret2039 2 года назад +20

    I´m portuguese and the Spanish tryed to conquer us lots of times during History, but we always managed to maintain our independence. There was even a time when Spain controled Portugal because our king died without having descendants but we recovered our independence after 60 years.

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 2 года назад +2

      It was a union

    • @joaofernandes2827
      @joaofernandes2827 2 года назад +2

      The King of Spain become also king of Portugal by right , and it become two countries under the same king.

    • @argeuventurini
      @argeuventurini 2 года назад

      Only Napoleon managed to do that. And this helped Brazil to grow :) Thanks Napoleon

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 2 года назад

      @@argeuventurini Do what?

    • @argeuventurini
      @argeuventurini 2 года назад

      @@luismarques9280 conquer Portugal, making Don João VI run to Brazil

  • @GermanK13
    @GermanK13 2 года назад +37

    As a latin american, I have never heard someone here asking why Portugal isn't part of Spain, only north americans and europeans ask that, and that is as ignorant as say "why Caucasian people don't create just one unified country", "why the Central America don't unify with Mexico" or "why the -stans aren't united".

    • @sauronsmundwinkel
      @sauronsmundwinkel 2 года назад +5

      Tbh, as a european i'd say we are living in the 21st century and making countrys based on ethnicity is such a 20th century thing. Ethnocountrys should be a thingnof the past.

    • @max__pain
      @max__pain 2 года назад +2

      @@sauronsmundwinkel Why?

    • @sauronsmundwinkel
      @sauronsmundwinkel 2 года назад +3

      @@max__pain because we had enough wars about who is what and who isnt. and they just a huge waste of everything

    • @nartworks557
      @nartworks557 2 года назад

      @@skoochoo5851 💀💀 bro what

    • @nartworks557
      @nartworks557 2 года назад +2

      honestly i don’t see the point in making central america unite with mexico but like it would make sense, wether people wanna admit it or not all the countries in central america are near culturally identical compared to countries in south america

  • @Sophie-dt3ck
    @Sophie-dt3ck 2 года назад +25

    Not simply cultural consistence. But also consistence of time. Portugal has been a unified and official country much longer than Spain. Indeed, even the language and its precursors came before Spain's. Among its reasons for existing, well. It just always has existed, put simply.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 года назад

      Spain (actually its predecessor Castille) is also to thank for that, since the Castillian invasion in the 1383-1385 sowed the seeds of Portuguese nationality

  • @soumitrade010
    @soumitrade010 2 года назад +28

    So are we going to ignore the fact that the picture literally states why does France speak French?

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss 2 года назад +2

      I still can’t wrap my head around it.

  • @michelleken.
    @michelleken. 2 года назад +24

    Actually 60% op Belgian population speaks Dutch (Flemish) as their first language.
    And as you can see Flemish people speak way more French as a second language than Walloons speak Dutch as a second language, while Dutch is clearly the biggest language in Belgium. This is one of the reasons there are frustrations in Belgium.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 2 года назад +1

      I feel like people think Belgium is French because of Brussels and the majority speaking French there

    • @michelleken.
      @michelleken. 2 года назад +6

      @@myra0224 yes indeed, unfortunately the majoruty of Brussel's population speaks French, altough originally being a Flemish city that only spoke Flemish (Dutch). But the vast majority of the Belgian population in total speaks Flemish (Dutch).

    • @carthkaras6449
      @carthkaras6449 2 года назад +1

      @@michelleken. and before that we spoke the gaulish language of our ancestor the eburons... a least the french kept some gaulish words and phonology from our ancestors.

    • @carthkaras6449
      @carthkaras6449 2 года назад +3

      the "they speak a lot more French" is really relative ... And if the Walloons don't like to speak Flemish it is because, and it is a shared feeling, they think that the Flemings don't like them. And they have every reason to think so with the Flemish politicians and media who when they show Wallonia present random hobo.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 2 года назад +1

      @@carthkaras6449 Honestly, Wallonia doesn't like Flanders either. I feel like it's because they're kinda stuck in time and can't grow a lot anymore. Which is sad, because they just need some help with it and I wish Belgium as a whole could work on that.
      In Brussels, it's mainly French that gets spoken but Flanders has more population than Wallonia so there would be more Dutch-speakers

  • @lightsoda7445
    @lightsoda7445 2 года назад +19

    Without going off-topic, blaming the Congo 'Free' State on just the king is kind of like blaming the fuhrer of Germany for WWII and absconding from regret. You can't orchestrate both without the participation of soldiers, envoys and tradesmen - and both resulted in not just deaths/atrocities but also a syphoning of resources, which made it's way to Belgium's society. You don't have to take responsibility but to not acknowledge it as an error in your country's shared history is kind of a cop-out tbh.

    • @thorvanheghe4023
      @thorvanheghe4023 2 года назад +3

      Who says we don't acknowledge it?

    • @BamBamGT1
      @BamBamGT1 2 года назад +1

      Except the Fuhrer did orchestrate these things, while the Belgian king didn't do anything. He owned lands thousands of kilometers away, and leased it to companies. These companies committed the atrocities. It is so completely dishonoust when you see those lists of most evil people placing the king among the likes of Hitler.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад +1

      That money made its way into building palaces and cathedrals, not into society

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 2 года назад

      We recognise what happened under the reign of King Leopold II. But you should know that until recently historians did not have access to all the documents of that period. So before these documents, we simply did not know what exactly happened in Congo Free State when it was privately owned by the king. Now we learn at school what really happened and why Congo was donated to the state of Belgium by its king. Of course, the state of Belgium must take responsibility for the misdeeds that happened under the regime of the Belgian government. However, these outrages are similar to other European countries and their colonies' policies. But you cannot say that Belgium does not admit what happened under the policy of King Leopold II. After all, it was he who allowed all those trading companies in Congo. The soldiers, the ordinary people, did not have much choice but to follow the orders of their king. Before Congo became Belgian property, there were no Belgians living there. This only happened when Congo came into the hands of the state of Belgium.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад

      @@lieselotdevos9253 'donate' under international pressure, because it was an absolute fuckery

  • @lars9255
    @lars9255 2 года назад +8

    As a Belgian, some extra (political) insights.
    The top part wants to split from the bottom (french side) because they differ massively politicaly.
    Flanders is mainly right leaning while Wallonia is basically entirely left.
    The percentage of people on welfare benefits in Wallonia is also massive compared to Flanders so they feel like they are paying for Wallonian people 'not working' and are angry about it.
    While a lot of Wallonian people feel like the Flemish are antisocial.
    Politicaly each part already has its own government with the Belgian government overseeing the major stuff. To illustrate how different each part is in opinions, the Flemish government is usually formed within days as well as the Wallonian.
    The Belgian government needs a majority to 'be formed' this has set records every election of being the longest formation ever, basically every time we vote it takes 1-2 years before an actual government is formed.
    As for seeing us split, I do think politically we will get rid of the Belgian overarching government and basically stay a country with each part governing themselves. So we will basically be a country but only in name.
    The reason we will never split entirely is because Wallonia just doesn't want to and you need a 2/3 majority to have a political chance at doing this. More than half of Flemish would be open to splitting up entirely but considering our entire population that's still nowhere near enough.
    Only scenario is if the biggest flemish national party gets a Flemish majority (which is near impossible in our political system) there's no chance of this ever happening, and even then, rules will need to be bent a lot.
    Me personally, I am for splitting politically as the gap in opinions between the two sides is just to enormous and this would solve most of the tention so we can stay 'together' in name only. Keeping close economical bonds.

  • @jfrancobelge
    @jfrancobelge 2 года назад +20

    Living where I live really makes me feel European - and I love that. I am a Frenchman, originally from Western France, who lives in Eastern Belgium, close to the borders with Luxembourg (20 minutes drive) and Germany (30 minutes drive). I live in a French-speaking town but our neighbors in the next town speak German though still in Belgium, and many of them are actually bilingual German-French. And of course the Luxemburgers have their own language which is basically a Germanic idiom with some French influence; in practice they are trilingual Luxemburgish-French-German, and these actually are the three official languages of the country. And I'm personally fluent in French (mother tongue) and English, I get along pretty well in German, and I'm at least able to read basic Luxemburgish and Dutch, plus notions of Spanish and Italian. Let's not forget to mention the tourists who come visit us from Flanders and the Netherlands, these ones speak Dutch (though Flemish Dutch and Dutch Dutch are kind of different) so that's a fourth language and a fourth country commonly in the area. So, for me normal life is about three/four countries and three/four languages, not to mention English and my native country, France. When I go visit my family in France, hundreds of kilometers away from the closest border, and for some time live in a French-only environment, that is weird to me.

  • @kotsunia
    @kotsunia 2 года назад +6

    1:01
    It's simple we haven't been annexed by Spain yet.
    Wooden spoons, baker woman, somehow being more powerful than your enemy even though you're out numbered, Heróis do mar, nationalist
    Feeling (no clue what name is), and England

  • @liamfarrell2215
    @liamfarrell2215 2 года назад +15

    Belguim exists for waffles and without belguim there would be no waffles. And people say we live in the darkest timeline

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 2 года назад

      The Netherlands has waffles wtf yoy mean 😂 and we make better belgian waffles honestly

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 2 года назад

      Different version of waffles exists. We have them in the German Rhineland too. But the Belgian once are thicker.

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 2 года назад

      @@Bananaman-hk6qw The waffles that we know of today where invented in Belgium

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 2 года назад

      You forget our chocolate and beer

    • @Bananaman-hk6qw
      @Bananaman-hk6qw 2 года назад

      @@lieselotdevos9253 duh, but dutch waffles are better

  • @cry0genic784
    @cry0genic784 2 года назад +51

    "Sweden is filled with Swedish people."
    Damn what year did you record this in?

    • @MaestroBlur
      @MaestroBlur 2 года назад +9

      based

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад +2

      Depends on what you mean with Swedish doesnt it.

    • @hansberger4939
      @hansberger4939 2 года назад +1

      The large majority is sweedish but "filled"? there are only 10 mio people.

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed 2 года назад

      From future when Sweden really contain people instead bunch wood on cold wasteland

    • @Spacemongerr
      @Spacemongerr 2 года назад

      80% of people in sweden are born in sweden. More have swedish citizenship. 75% of everyone there has a Swedish parent.
      Top immigrant countries are Syria, Finland, Iraq and Poland.

  • @Mothyave
    @Mothyave 2 года назад +21

    As a Polish person, I very much don't want Belarus to be officially swallowed by Russia, it's bad enough as it is. Case an point: current Poland-Belarus border situation.

    • @Vescilla
      @Vescilla 2 года назад +7

      Not only for our benefit, people of Belarus want democracy and other countries should support them. I live in Białystok, which is like 60 km from the Poland-Belarus border and we had a couple of big protests supporting Belarussians protesting against Lukashenka.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 2 года назад +3

      Russia will allow Belarus to exist for as long as the government stays pro-russia. Russia is definitely going to support a coup or organise another sketchy referendum if Belarus becomes a pro-EU country in the future. Russia doesnt want a pro-EU country right next to Moscow and other big cities in the surrounding areas.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 2 года назад +5

      @clouds yeah. But the government is not. And they make the decisions.

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 2 года назад

      If Alex had a choice with Belarus, Belarus would of been annexed by Russia. The problem is that the Russian government won't annex it because they would have to dump money into the region to upgrade it to Russian standards and Alex already follows Putin's orders anyways so it's better off being its own nation plus with the current bullshit off invading Ukraine to keep it out of NATO, Belarus buffers Russia from this problem on some spots.

  • @quatreunhuit
    @quatreunhuit 2 года назад +12

    8:42 They always talk about the Congo when it comes to belgian imperialism, but everyone always leaves out Rwanda and (especially) Burundi.

    • @Akrilloth
      @Akrilloth 2 года назад +1

      People usually don't get that far into the atrocities of king douchebagpold before having "seen enough"

    • @BamBamGT1
      @BamBamGT1 2 года назад

      @@Akrilloth The king didn't actually do anything. He was thousands of kilometers away and leased lands in congo to various companies. These companies are the ones who did the shitty stuff.

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 2 года назад

      @@Akrilloth Rwanda and Burundi only became under Belgian rule after WWI, king Leopold II was dead by that time.

  • @estraume
    @estraume 2 года назад +6

    Fun fact: Russia tried to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein before they sold it to USA.

  • @Delta_47
    @Delta_47 2 года назад +7

    Q: Why is Portugal so small
    A: The Portuguese king died without heir. The Spanish Crown got a personal union over Portugal, controlling Portugal to a certain extent, but still keeping Portugal as an independent country and not really part of Spain. Spain was having some trouble as well and took Portugal down the line, losing a lot of colonies and overseas territory.

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 2 года назад +3

      Portugal is not small in Europe. As matter fact at some point, Portugal controlled a vry large part of the world!

  • @kniddelliz7512
    @kniddelliz7512 2 года назад +6

    As a national of one of those countries that "shouldn't exist," I find this a very creative video. Why do we exist? Impossible to answer. Most likely a combination of money, politics, strategic alliances, and frankly it would just be undiplomatic to come invade us now after all this time. And then Europe is still living with the memories of WW2, so peace is important.

  • @lordmctheobalt
    @lordmctheobalt 2 года назад +27

    6:38 "Belgium is Catholic, while the Netherlands is one of those other weird sects" - absolutely based ibxtoycat goes full on DEUS VULT! lol

  • @johnlockeac7288
    @johnlockeac7288 2 года назад +10

    Keep up these great geography videos man. I absolutely heckin love them. Your format is simple and easy to digest. no cuts or anything. Great work!

  • @gameplayxtreme3389
    @gameplayxtreme3389 2 года назад +18

    Religion isn't actually the main reason for the splitting of Belgium. King Willem van Oranje often neglected the people of the so-called Southern Netherlands, mainly for speaking French. After an opera, the Belgian people came on the streets, demanding Willem to go away. Belgium was allowed to be a country, as long as they stayed neutral. The irony is that for many years until a little after WWII, the Dutch-speaking people in Belgium got oppressed by the French-speaking people.

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 2 года назад +3

      Why doesn't this have more likes??
      Like honestly, thank you for educating a bit more about our history 💖
      It's ironic how the tables turned so much about who's more powerful/rich in Belgium, Flanders or Wallonia

    • @BamBamGT1
      @BamBamGT1 2 года назад +3

      AAnd then people are like: why did so many Flemish side with the Germans during the wars... well yeah, the Germans offered the Flemish a better deal than what the Frenchies we formed a country with offered. Why on earth should the Flemish people have stayed loyal to a country that looked down on them.

    • @gamemasteroffun
      @gamemasteroffun 2 года назад

      I assume this willem van oranje is the same person as William of Orange the English monarch correct?

    • @lieselotdevos9253
      @lieselotdevos9253 2 года назад

      @@gamemasteroffun No the Dutch monarch, from the Netherlands

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed 2 года назад

      Ew French 🤮🤮🤮🤮- Konig Willem van Oranje

  • @nicholas3435
    @nicholas3435 2 года назад +36

    By the way, as far as European central figures go, given how Maia Sandu is also 48, she is impressively attractive. Just need to throw that out there so that toycat doesn't mention it.

    • @lb2kxx
      @lb2kxx 2 года назад +1

      kinda true

  • @neyte7313
    @neyte7313 2 года назад +9

    Also, when we talk about Belarus, it's very important to separate the government and literally everyone else. Unification with Russia is the worst nightmare for everyone I know, and even the government only uses the unification as a THREAT to intimidate the society. Basically very few people want Russians to take over, (and we are also easily offended when called white Russians - it's the same as if Scottish people were called North English).

    • @pavelandel1538
      @pavelandel1538 2 года назад +1

      do people speak predominantly Belorussian or Russian in Belarus in everyday life?

    • @ronaldweasly7020
      @ronaldweasly7020 2 года назад

      @@pavelandel1538 Russian, unfortunately, because we have bean assimilated for more than 200 years by Russia's constant propaganda

  • @paggity977
    @paggity977 2 года назад +11

    why do i enjoy this channel more than his main channel

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot 2 года назад +9

      Geography is nice (👍≖‿‿≖)👍

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 2 года назад

      @@PurPurDot ...and Minecraft is boring
      ???

  • @geosophik9369
    @geosophik9369 2 года назад +6

    You forgot to include United Kingdom. Equally dumb to exist given the fact that it's a union of 4 kingdoms: Wales, Scotland, Ireland (north) and England. Each still has their own language and culture (although in decay). The people in Spain, Switzerland and Belgium are just better at keeping their identities ;)

  • @baum7275
    @baum7275 2 года назад

    To clear up the language situation a bit: most people do not speak Walloon in Belgium, they generally speak French that has been influenced by Walloon. It is somewhat just semantics but generally linguists would say it’s the Walloon dialect of Standard French.
    It‘s similar to how most Germans speak “dialects“ of standard German that have been heavily influenced by the local German ”idioms“, not the historic idioms themselves, but often laypeople don’t make a difference but for linguistics it is important. Particularly in the North, where Low German (a language closer to Dutch than Standard German) was traditionally the local language, only few people actually speak the historic idiom today, with others speaking a High German based dialect with Low German features (ich > ik, das > dit, kaufen > koofen) but when you compare this to historic Low German texts, you see a clear break from tradition, explained by a transition to High German, when it became the political, economic prestige language. This is quite different to, say, Swiss German or Austro-Bavarian, where a lot of people speak dialects that that may have been influenced by Standard German but they still show a clear unbroken tradition from the idioms spoken before the advent of Standard German.
    Of course a lot of this is debatable bc dialect / language is only loosely defined. However, one major difference I think you can see is a young child from Walloon will have no trouble understanding Standard French without training, whereas for example there are really villages in Austria where young children will struggle to understand Standard German until they are trained in it at school. Also I have never heard of somebody learning French and saying it is difficult to get by in Belgium, but many German learners will have a hard time in Austria and Switzerland, until they learn enough of the dialect bc it is that different and common enough to cause problems to those who don’t understand

  • @charles727727
    @charles727727 2 года назад +4

    3 Essential reasons why Belgium exists: It is the country who invented "French" Fries , makes the best chocolate on the planet and brews best beer in the world bar none.

  • @Potatotenkopf
    @Potatotenkopf 2 года назад +31

    Don't bully him he's trying his best :(

  • @the12th68
    @the12th68 2 года назад +7

    Religion is only one reason for Belgium becoming a country. Before The united kingdom of the Netherlands, Belgium and the Netherlands where seperated for a long time. When The Netherlands got independance Belgium stayed part of Spain and later Austria. So that already creates a divide between the two countries. Belgium also existed for a short period in 1789-1790 after a revolt against the Austrians. Belgium became a short lived republic until Austrians reconqoured it. After the napoleonic wars the European powers wanted to create a buffer stare between France and Germany so they added Belgium to the Netherlands and created the united kingdom of the Netherlands. This was a very unhappy union as the aristocraxy in Belgium wanted a independant country or remain with Austria, The clergy didn't like the protestant Dutch, the liberals in Belgium didn't like the Dutch king and that he ruled as a absolute monarch and nobody liked the Dutch policys as all government spending went in to the Netherlands even tough 60% of the budget came from Belgium. Then in 1830 there was a failed harvest so the prices of bread increased so the 15% unimployed hungry belgians started a riot. So the upper classes in Belgium saw this as a opportunity to improve Belgiums possition in The united kingdom of The Netherlands but as the durch king didn't make any consessions the riot became a revolt and after the dutch send the army it became a full blown rebelion. So religion was just a part of it but then again just a second channel video who cares.

  • @niti7ks
    @niti7ks 2 года назад +7

    Of all the European countries whose existence could be questioned, you really left Kosovo out which would make the greatest discussion of them all. It's like talking about football and not mentioning Ronaldo or Messi.
    On one side, Serbia claims Kosovo to be its own territory although Kosovo declared independence after a referendum and a brutal war. On the other hand, the population consists of 90% Albanians of which some want to join the neighbouring Albania.

    • @speedyhamburger
      @speedyhamburger 2 года назад

      Ssshhhhh you anger the Serbs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 2 года назад

      To lose independence Kosovo would have to be independent first. UN resolution 1244 prevents Kosovo from being independent without a war.

    • @niti7ks
      @niti7ks 2 года назад +1

      @@abhabh6896 UN Res. 1244 specified UNMIK (Kosovo Interim Government 1999-2008) until Kosovo declared independence in 2008 which the International Court of Justice ruled as lawful. Therefore, Res. 1244 is overruled by a UN court.

  • @Juanthar
    @Juanthar 2 года назад +29

    As a Belgian, we don't know

    • @MaestroBlur
      @MaestroBlur 2 года назад +2

      Then our education system has failed you...

    • @nietaiden4436
      @nietaiden4436 2 года назад +1

      @@MaestroBlur r/wooooooosh

  • @NautyCat
    @NautyCat 2 года назад +7

    7:12 The man on the left was the chancellor-candidate for the CDU in Germany. He lost the election.

  • @WindrunnerB4
    @WindrunnerB4 2 года назад +6

    My favorite part of the “why does [country name] ...?” Is “why does France speak French?”
    Edit: maybe “why does Austria have a navy?”

  • @GlitterendeEenhoorn
    @GlitterendeEenhoorn 2 года назад +3

    Luxemburg exists because of sexism/patriarchy. They were part of the Dutch Kingdom, but when the Netherlands got a queen (Wilhelmina) The Luxemburgers were like omg a woman that’s against our law and they split of and went on with the nephew or something something.

  • @titan4542
    @titan4542 2 года назад +4

    As a Romanian, i see Moldova as a sibling stolen from us by Russia. It would be awesome if we were reunited

  • @ssssaa2
    @ssssaa2 2 года назад +2

    As an American I can see France, Germany, Uk as real (if small) countries, but a place like Belgium doesn't feel substantial enough to be a country to me. I can never view it as a country so much as a space between the countries that is allowed to exist due to the relationship between the countries. It just isn't big enough to be more than a state/province equivalent to me. Of course I'm sure it's different if you are from such a place lol but when the US is your benchmark for what a country is a lot of countries just don't feel like a country.

    • @yamamoto9772
      @yamamoto9772 2 года назад

      And i am not from belgium. ppl from the Usa think they have a perfect country but its far from that. So wake up every Eu country is better than the Usa the small ones are mostly the best to live.

    • @yamamoto9772
      @yamamoto9772 2 года назад

      BTW WITHOUT THE HELP FROM A VERRY SMALL COUNTRY THE USA WAS STILL A PART OF ENGLAND NOW.

    • @ssssaa2
      @ssssaa2 2 года назад +1

      @@yamamoto9772 I think belgium is a very nice country it's the size I am talking about. The idea of being able to drive to the other side of your country in a single day blows my mind as an american. The idea that you can't cross major city to major city each with millions of inhabitants and still have only seen a portion of the country is weird to me. Like I said only countries like France Germany Britain Spain Italy would feel like full fledged countries to me but would still feel small, the ones in between are very small and just don't feel large enough to be a country to me. Not saying they aren't politically but it's weirdly small compared to what I'm used to.
      I would guess that there aren't many countries that would feel like peers to the US in terms of the amount of stuff going on, so of course most of the rest of the countries would seem insubstantial to me who is used to the US just being a normal benchmark country for me.

  • @RosePencil
    @RosePencil 2 года назад +3

    0:54 “the Belgian person editing this video can confirm this”
    Me: Wait, this video is EDITED?!

  • @ronaldweasly7020
    @ronaldweasly7020 2 года назад +2

    Belarusian IS NOT similar to Russian. It's a historical fact that during the 1654-1667 war the Russian delegation needed an interpreter because they couldn't understand old Belarusian language. + Our ancestors were Baltic+ Slavic tribes whereas Russia's ancestors were predominantly Finno-Ugric tribes. WE ARE AN ABSOLUTELY DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUP .The reason for us to speak mostly Russian is because we were intensely assimilated during the last 200 years.

  • @oteragard8077
    @oteragard8077 2 года назад +4

    "The quality of these videos won't get any better" I mean sure, but you kinda accidentally stumbled upon some great content here. I know it's sarcastic and it's obviously biased by the experience of someone living in the UK, but you're open and up front about it all and yet there's some quite specific facts about each place you still manage to pull that most of us don't know. I heard that bit about Andorra once but completely forgot it. I don't think I'm gonna forget this time lol
    In short, thank you
    I really appreciate this channel

  • @giacomomariomenegola2036
    @giacomomariomenegola2036 2 года назад +3

    2:27 “Spain is the weirder country to exist rather than Portugal” ‘cause of them having been separate and having different languages.
    Meanwhile Italians: *have 20 different Regions due to the same (almost) reasons, 1 of which speaks French and another speaks German*

  • @dudamonas2450
    @dudamonas2450 2 года назад +48

    You forgot to say that Portugal was “incorporated” for like 70 years in the 1400’s

    • @goganii
      @goganii 2 года назад +8

      you mean 1500s and 1600s ?

    • @dudamonas2450
      @dudamonas2450 2 года назад +3

      @@goganii yeah yeah, sorry for the mistake mate, I got confused and actually didn't know where the 3rd dinasty was located in time

    • @carlosmagalhaes7109
      @carlosmagalhaes7109 2 года назад +1

      1580-1640

    • @easytiger6570
      @easytiger6570 2 года назад +9

      A union is different from being incorporated

    • @dudamonas2450
      @dudamonas2450 2 года назад +1

      @@easytiger6570 eh, at the time Portugal was basically annexed by Spain, so I think it counts

  • @PowerHamster
    @PowerHamster 2 года назад +3

    Slight correction on Montenegro, Serbia and Montenegro were always inhabited by Serbs but because of the constant wars in Balkans they couldn't really merge together until Yugoslavia. Ever before that Montenegro's most wanted wish was to unite with Serbia. It got seperated in 2006. by referendum after their dictator Djukanović (former pro-Serb) decided "Montenegrin" is a term and brainwashed people into thinking like that. Luckily, new president was elected last year and people are proud of their origin and wast majority of Montenegro people call themselves Serbs. If it was to the people, they would probably be united by now but we will se what comes of it.

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 2 года назад

      It wasnt president but prime minister and he sucks too. Its like people living here font have an opinion because our government behaves contrary to our brliefs. Example. Government likes NATO....people hate it. World thinks of us as pri west ehole people are strongly pro east.

  • @josefranco4739
    @josefranco4739 2 года назад +5

    Actually Spain tried countless times to invade Portugal, but they always lost those wars!

  • @SiqueScarface
    @SiqueScarface 2 года назад +1

    Why does Belarus exist?
    During the Middle Ages, the Grand Duke of Lithuania was one of the most powerful monarchs in Europe, and after the Mongol invasion in the 13th and 14th century, managed to grab large swaths of the former Kievan Rus. He also managed to stop the expansion of the Teutonic Order along the Baltic sea, and went to be elected King of Poland, forming the union of Poland-Lithuania, which ran from the Baltic Sea to the borders of the Ottoman Empire. After some shifting of internal borders, the Kingdom of Poland consisted mainly of today's Poland and Ukraine, and Lithuania of today's Lithuania and Belarus, with Belarus being the slavonic speaking part of the country, and today's Lithuania speaking Lithuanian, a Baltic language. Due to several uprisings of the Cossacks, Poland-Lithuania lost control of the Ukraine, which joined Russia as autonomous territory. At the end of the 18th century, rivaling powers Prussia, Hapsburg and Russia managed to split the remaining Poland-Lithuania between them, and all of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania went to Russia, where Belarus was split off from Lithuania as its own province. In the aftermath of World War I., the Russian Revolutions of 1917 and the following civil war, Poland and Lithuania gained sovereignty, the Ukraine and Belarus remained with Russia, but being in a somewhat twilight status. They were separate states within the Soviet Union. Belarus and the Ukraine had their own soccer associations, and were playing in international tournaments under their own flag until the final break-up of the Soviet Union, where each former state within the union became its own country.

  • @VTX_G
    @VTX_G 2 года назад +3

    Portugal exists because during the reconquest, a knight stood out and the king of Spain gave him portugal. Then they wanted independence, and they fought for it, in a very important battle.

  • @pedrothevenard
    @pedrothevenard 2 года назад +2

    The proper question should be, why does any country in Europe exist? Every single country in the last 1000 years changed size or name or language dozens of times, actually Portugal is the absolute most rock solid contry in Europe, almost never changing anything (geographically speaking in the continent), France changed so many times that it's impossible to count, Germany was dozens of different countries, Austria, Spain, Italy, even Greece or every single other big or small country is the same, England (which is reasonably stable) changed size many times, specially gaining our losing half of France, I'm not even gonna start on Croatia or Slovakia or Serbia or anything close to them, there's no reason for any country to exist, other than they exist BECAUSE THEY CAN, they fought, defended or bought enough to exist, that's it.

    • @luismarques9280
      @luismarques9280 2 года назад

      Exactly, Portugal is the oldest Europe's nation state with unchanged borders

  • @tomw4637
    @tomw4637 2 года назад +4

    I’ve never considered using patreon to give money to anyone.
    Toycat tells me he will waste it and we shouldn’t give it to him
    Now I want to donate

  • @liamgriffin218
    @liamgriffin218 2 года назад +1

    7:12
    My 1st thought was "Why are the Germans included in that picture of the Benelux?"
    My 2nd thought was "Oh yeah... Germany loves meddling in Benelux affairs."

  • @chibar
    @chibar 2 года назад +3

    I love how niche this channel is and it's always a must click

  • @aminadabbrulle8252
    @aminadabbrulle8252 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact, Belarus still has government in exile back from its 1919 incarnation, residing in Canada.

  • @PhilfreezeCH
    @PhilfreezeCH 2 года назад +4

    10:50 Switzerland and Lichtenstein could theoretically merge but there really is no reason to do so. We share almost everything already and it Lichtenstein would have to give up some tax and banking shenanigans if they were to join Switzerland. Nobody, not even Switzerlands, really wants that though.

  • @RockBrentwood
    @RockBrentwood 2 года назад +1

    "Why do Europe's dumbest countries exist" - backup countries in case the other ones fail and fall apart again; all set to germinate like tiny seeds for future empires, like that itty bitty city state in the 700BC's known as Rome. So ... that would be San Marino, today: the Minas Tirith of a future Gondor, because its capital hill actually *does* look like Minas Tirith.

  • @tonymatic1704
    @tonymatic1704 2 года назад +6

    14:12 map is innacurae bc yugoslavia didn't obey stalin, it's actualy a saying in the balkans when Tito told Stalin Niet

  • @chao3948
    @chao3948 2 года назад +2

    > Why doesn't Belgium split? They speak diferent languages!
    > Why isn't Portugal and Spain one country?
    bruh

  • @Langharig_Tuig
    @Langharig_Tuig 2 года назад +4

    Reminder that under their own guarantee of independence Belgium should be returned to the Netherlands
    Article 7 of the Treat of London 1839, never forget

  • @witsewouters8945
    @witsewouters8945 2 года назад +12

    Tbh I live in Belgium and I am not even offended. It would just be much better that the dutch part goes with the Netherlands the French with France and the german with Germany. And to make things not to complicated make Brussels a city state with all the EU and Nato buildings. And yhea Luxembourg should also go with France bcs 80 percent of the population can speak french

    • @douchebagdave3813
      @douchebagdave3813 2 года назад

      Luxemburgish is a german dialect (moselfränkisch) though, if you move into the Eifel on the german side of the border it is litteraly the same dialect, "official language" or not.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 2 года назад

      @@douchebagdave3813 Well as Toycat said: a language is just a dialect with a flag and an army xD. Moselfränkisch is pretty hard to understand so it might as well be a language :P

    • @vzmt9319
      @vzmt9319 2 года назад +1

      As a Luxembourgish resident I can confirm, either u love or you hate French people, so goin with France is unlikely

    • @matthings4133
      @matthings4133 2 года назад

      Nah i prefer to be belgian and independant, sorry

    • @MaestroBlur
      @MaestroBlur 2 года назад +1

      The fact that you cann yourself "the dutch part" instead of the "flemish part" shows enough that you not only don't understand why our country exists but also that you don't care for your people or culture and wouldn't bat an eye to have it absorbed and integrated by foreigners. Landsverrader.

  • @itsarnieho
    @itsarnieho 2 года назад +7

    Whenever toy cat tells me not to pay for his patreon the more I want to do it

  • @TYsdrawkcaB
    @TYsdrawkcaB 2 года назад +2

    Hello! I’m (not) toycat, and welcome back to (what is not) a second channel video! This is (probably not) everyone’s favourite series where we talk about geography and the WORLD **does hand-signal-movement-thingy** and stuff!

  • @rejereal42623
    @rejereal42623 2 года назад +7

    Mumbo once asked "Is belgium actually a real country"

  • @stagnatedsand6609
    @stagnatedsand6609 2 года назад +1

    Denmark exists for the sole purpose of Lego and Windmills, also getting made fun of by the rest of Scandinavia for being flat

  • @jerrodbroholm4338
    @jerrodbroholm4338 2 года назад +4

    The Maginot Line memes were on point. Got a solid chuckle out of me.

  • @xcoder1122
    @xcoder1122 2 года назад +1

    You are turning things around here: People don't live in the same country because they used to speak the same language, if they speak the same language, it's because they used to live in the same country for long enough and at some point either one of the languages spoken there became dominant or the language we know today is a mixture of the languages people used to speak before that language was formed. Countries where this is not the case are countries that don't exist long enough as a country or are filled with people that don't feel like being an integral part of that country and prefer to focus on how they differ from the rest of the country and may one day even want to separate from it again. In Switzerland there are still 4 official languages, but one of them is slowly dying out, so in several hundred years, there may be only 3 left.

  • @missmaddy
    @missmaddy 2 года назад +5

    As a fellow moldavian, I'm not even mad ... I also ask my self this: "Why does Moldova exist?"😅

    • @diedampfbrasse98
      @diedampfbrasse98 2 года назад

      most of such former soviet nations exist because russia obviously still goes crazy whenever a neighboor gets too friendly with the EU/NATO and the western block also wouldnt be too kind if russia reintegrated them back ... its a kind of risky peacekeeping to not bunch together further. Drawback, as seen with the Ukraine, is obviously the sh** hitting the fan whenever one side calls that bluff.
      Sadly its rarely up to the people of such "in-between" nations to decide for themself.

  • @lfwynn5230
    @lfwynn5230 2 года назад +2

    Yes the true questions of Belgium:
    Why do we exist?
    Why are fries called french fries?
    we have invented them!

  • @Tweeteketje
    @Tweeteketje 2 года назад +4

    If I use Google, it auto-fills to "Why does Belgium even exist". And "Why does The Netherlands have yellow license plates". I think both questions are equally important.

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter 2 года назад

      Did you watch this video before or after the searches because if it was after than Google saw you watching this video. If it was before though, coincidence?

    • @Tweeteketje
      @Tweeteketje 2 года назад

      @@Minelaughter after 🤭

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 2 года назад

      And the answer to both those questions is: because why not?

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 2 года назад +1

      Logically for Luxembourg it should be "Why does Luxembourg exist and have yellow license plates?"

  • @thelobsterperson
    @thelobsterperson 2 года назад +2

    There was actually a time where Spain "took over" to use the term generously, Portugal, in the Iberian Union of 1580, taking advantage of a Portuguese succession crisis. It only lasted 60 years until 1640 when Portugal got a new royal dynasty. Even then it wasn't so much a case of mighty Spain taking over little Portugal because Portugal had its own sprawling mercantile empire all over the world, hardly a small country.

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 2 года назад +5

    “I don’t know if we have historical examples of that.”
    Belgians: 😡
    Germans: 😶

  • @HTS_Editor_Jack
    @HTS_Editor_Jack 2 года назад +2

    ibx2cat, so low budget that there aren’t any apostrophes in the title.

  • @MrTohawk
    @MrTohawk 2 года назад +4

    A language is just a dialect with an army and a flag. That's so true

    • @mikeberkshire8579
      @mikeberkshire8579 2 года назад +2

      Iceland and Costa Rica would like a word with you.

  • @lieselotdevos9253
    @lieselotdevos9253 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact about Belgium, The Netherlands and Luxembourgh. Their union (Benelux) is literally the foundation of the EU. So why do these countries exist again?

  • @chrisg8680
    @chrisg8680 2 года назад +6

    Its a speedbump for Germany

  • @Nico_rod23
    @Nico_rod23 2 года назад +2

    For me the question would be why does Switzerland exists? They have never been part of the European Union, while surrounded by EU countries, they were completely neutral during both WW1 AND WW2, and they were never invaded or attacked by either Germany or the Allies during WW2. At least Belgium has diplomatic influence in the EU along with Germany. Switzerland is only a bit bigger than Belgium, how come it exists? Also sorry if this is a super ignorant question.

    • @ibx2cat
      @ibx2cat  2 года назад +2

      Armed neutrality, same concept of making yourself very hard to invade and not really worthwhile. That mentality is part of why they don't want to join the EU

    • @Nico_rod23
      @Nico_rod23 2 года назад

      @@ibx2cat thank you for answering!

  • @wedonteatbears
    @wedonteatbears 2 года назад +10

    Calling European countries' existence dumb makes the most Anschluss statement ever

  • @weird2982
    @weird2982 2 года назад +1

    Why does Belgium have so many trouble: We are stubborn
    Why is Belgium still a country: We are stubborn

  • @karakondzula1388
    @karakondzula1388 2 года назад +8

    Although at first Montenegro seems to have no reason to exist, its a small country same people as Serbia but the reason why its independent is because they always were highly independent, even during Turkish occupation. Montenegro had its own Royal family (although a part and interconnected Serbian monarchs tree) separate from Royals in Serbia.
    Bosnia is the dumbest country in Europe and probably in world, its more dumb than Belgium. No reason to exist and incredibly disfunctional, yet its there probably to postpone some major regional war from happening.

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 2 года назад

      It exists to prevent khalifat... serbs who are forced to not separate are used to supress bosnians. If serb part 9f bosnia were to leave, bosnian part would implement Khalifat and we would have a khalifat in europe....so...Serbs again take a hit.... because blah blah EU blah blah...

  • @aayushsharma4857
    @aayushsharma4857 2 года назад +1

    There's Belgium for having trouble with 2 languages and then there's India with 26 recognized languages and hundred's of dialects still managed to be united

  • @briancops3798
    @briancops3798 2 года назад +8

    Yes, I question France. It is a place full of Occitan, Breton, Alsatian, Arpitan, Catalan, Basque and Flemish people who do not have anything to say because of centralism. Why are the real French people so cruel and imperialistic, why do these people force others to give up their culture, why is France allowed to keep on assimilating and colonizing those other people?

    • @piotrarturklos
      @piotrarturklos 2 года назад +4

      I sympathize with your hurt feelings over the central government not recognizing culture of the people, but the answer to your question is obvious to me as an outsider. The government does it so that noone asks "why does France exist?".

    • @briancops3798
      @briancops3798 2 года назад +4

      @@piotrarturklos My comment is meant to push back against the narrative that France is unquestionable. But yeah you are absolutely right!

  • @blufferfish0896
    @blufferfish0896 2 года назад +2

    5:18
    “I *had* to speak with my girlfriend recently”
    This does not sound like a healthy relationship