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  • @xG_MANx
    @xG_MANx 3 года назад +133

    Best highlight for me on this YTP is 7:23.
    I laughed so hard I nearly cried.😆
    The sheer madness of it all.
    Nice one mate! You are a perverted genius!🤪🤪

    • @Rapter2.7
      @Rapter2.7 3 года назад +8

      at 3:35 what is that music from

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +5

      8:32-8:48 was everyone in the comment section while watching this video

    • @YoutubeCommonman_Totas
      @YoutubeCommonman_Totas 3 года назад +3

      Mine's 1:26 and the rest of this scene

    • @ThiccTropius
      @ThiccTropius 2 года назад +3

      i couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard at that moment! had to pause the video after that scene to stop laughing!

    • @pumpkin.lantern.mp8
      @pumpkin.lantern.mp8 Год назад

      Frying pans raping the thicc knight

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 3 года назад +43

    5:17
    "Always look before you shit!"
    ... Well I suppose that might be good advice.

  • @darkpurplesky6660
    @darkpurplesky6660 2 года назад +30

    “It would have worked if it weren’t for this FUCKING beard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnsanchez3534
      @johnsanchez3534 Год назад

      8:23 made me laugh badly😂😂 that he thought it was gonna work but he got hit in his chest.

  • @theauggieboygamer9148
    @theauggieboygamer9148 3 года назад +75

    8:31 If it weren’t for this f**king beard, lol

  • @tipoftheiceberg7034
    @tipoftheiceberg7034 3 года назад +65

    Saw the title and instantly went there didn’t you? Don’t lie

  • @gameplaysolotheblade
    @gameplaysolotheblade 2 года назад +44

    10:59
    Caught me off guard, laughed like a bitch for 5 mins straight 🤣🤣

  • @jarvismyers41
    @jarvismyers41 3 года назад +24

    1:40 When someone's yelling at you so you have to search far and wide to see who the hell they're talking to lmao.

  • @SpongicX
    @SpongicX 3 года назад +78

    "Merlin, look! I can't read!"

  • @spider-man500
    @spider-man500 3 года назад +42

    Is it just me, or is THIS ytp more chaotic than normal? It also has more glitching than normal.
    And I absolutely LOVE that.

  • @CursedMusicbox333
    @CursedMusicbox333 2 года назад +22

    1:28 "Waow." 1:29 "Whoa."
    1:34 "SHUSH." 🤣💀
    IMO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DISNEY YTP YOU'VE MADE SO FAR!! 😄

  • @nikkicannoteven1960
    @nikkicannoteven1960 3 года назад +32

    I pissed off the entire squad by laughing nonstop at the title

    • @pyramidhead138
      @pyramidhead138 3 года назад

      thatd make a nice movie title wouldnt it?

  • @prof4443
    @prof4443 3 года назад +75

    9:04 "OhHohoh! Just like a cock!" I spit out my drink laughing.

    • @johnsanchez3534
      @johnsanchez3534 Год назад +3

      Hahahaha I just saw that 😂 when it gets funnier, best YTP RUclips Ever.

  • @captaindookey
    @captaindookey 3 года назад +25

    When merlin sweeps the crack off the table and then instantly regrets it

  • @kieranhatley222
    @kieranhatley222 9 месяцев назад +6

    I swear to god. 8:31 has to be the _cleanest_ use of an expletive in any YTP I have seen. It was perfect

  • @PhidSillips
    @PhidSillips 3 года назад +37

    *the perfect thumbnail*

  • @PointyMorper
    @PointyMorper 3 года назад +131

    The blasphemous voice lines are used to perfect effect

  • @drathick9390
    @drathick9390 3 года назад +27

    A wizards source of power. WEED ;)

  • @synthestesia654
    @synthestesia654 3 года назад +82

    Umbra Lupin: uploads a 13 minute long YTP
    -everyone liked that

  • @spider-man500
    @spider-man500 2 года назад +12

    10:43
    "Rule 1#, no Rules! Ahahaha!"
    *TESTING SCREEN*
    "Rule 1#, No mineral or vegetable. Only animal"
    "Rule 2#, No animals, only mineral or Vegetable."
    *UUUUU*
    "Now, Rule 3#, NO disappearing."
    "Rule 4#, Fuck You!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @umbralupin6488
    @umbralupin6488  3 года назад +49

    Hail! Let me know your favourite quotes.......

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 3 года назад +3

      My favorite 9:47
      And 10:40
      This is too good

    • @novaprime2297
      @novaprime2297 3 года назад +5

      B O Y

    • @joefrew1614
      @joefrew1614 3 года назад +1

      Rule 1: No rules!
      Sounds like the mad witch to me alright, heh

    • @ButchorDillionneGames
      @ButchorDillionneGames 3 года назад +5

      3:37 That's some Good Beat 😎
      4:11
      5:15
      7:28
      11:15 Animal couples
      13:06

    • @joefrew1614
      @joefrew1614 3 года назад +6

      Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animal
      Rule Two: No animals, only vegetable or mineral
      -BEEP!-
      now, Rule Three: No disappearing
      Rule Four: FUCK YOU!

  • @MadPoops123
    @MadPoops123 3 года назад +20

    nobody:
    my cat: 8:47

  • @r.bstorm8963
    @r.bstorm8963 3 года назад +18

    9:48 that scared me to death

  • @theconductoresplin8092
    @theconductoresplin8092 3 года назад +26

    I love the zelda references
    The bottom of the well

  • @draco3310
    @draco3310 3 года назад +55

    Thanks for making Valentine’s Day a whole lot better 😂

  • @redieval3454
    @redieval3454 3 года назад +8

    8:49 - When one of your bros won't stop laughing at your expenses

  • @fuksmkoud6716
    @fuksmkoud6716 2 года назад +19

    Hearing stressed out Merlin swear is the best thing ever

  • @Thatonelacrossedude
    @Thatonelacrossedude 3 года назад +14

    1:27 hilight of the ytp for me!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelonewolf9866
    @thelonewolf9866 3 года назад +28

    This scene I Re-watched so many times LOL XD 6:46 PS: prepare your ears!

    • @johnsanchez3534
      @johnsanchez3534 Год назад +1

      Merlin started pulling out a Machine Gun to get rid of The Girl Squirrel 🐿️ lastly it’s Hilarious That Merlin Cussed out the Girl Squirrel 🐿️ 😂🤣.

  • @TarhosTheKnight
    @TarhosTheKnight 3 года назад +7

    MADAM!!! MAAA-DUUUUM!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaizeelamilidynne5797
    @kaizeelamilidynne5797 3 года назад +19

    Cracked up at 2:40
    My god that will always be funny 😂

  • @X3MCTZN
    @X3MCTZN 2 года назад +4

    A pinch of modern madness for an old template for an YTP...
    I have the power to see intoo this YTP... centurieees into the future, it won't be forgotten !!

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 3 года назад +3

    “It would have worked if it weren’t for this fucking beard!” 🤣🤣

  • @samsquirts3651
    @samsquirts3651 2 года назад +5

    The random twitches and stutters you add into them kill me😂😂

  • @thelonewolf9866
    @thelonewolf9866 3 года назад +13

    This is where the fun begins!

  • @6thbeatlefinn351
    @6thbeatlefinn351 3 года назад +6

    9:58 FINGER 😂

  • @connorross5341
    @connorross5341 2 года назад +4

    "Rule 4: Fuck YOU."
    XDDDDDDD 🤣😆😂🤣😆😂

  • @joefrew1614
    @joefrew1614 3 года назад +35

    I thought someone was going to do a sex scene joke with the poor rabbit Merlin trapped inside a log with fox Mim recently, so congrats for being the one to do that Umbra.

  • @DagobahResident
    @DagobahResident Месяц назад +1

    It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard at a YTP XD

  • @sirboneless817
    @sirboneless817 2 года назад +5

    Glad Arthur was able to pull Mea Culpa from the stone.
    Now it is time for P E N A N C E

  • @valentinecresent9620
    @valentinecresent9620 2 года назад +4

    6:33 My DM whenever his mother brings home one of her boyfriends despite him telling her that he had company and they interrupt our 6 player D&D session

  • @ocon10731
    @ocon10731 3 года назад +5

    I saw the title, and this definitely lived up to it! Absolutely hilarious

  • @PheonixKingSokka
    @PheonixKingSokka 3 года назад +8

    Anyone else think this movie is basically Rick and Morty, but set in the middle ages?

    • @joefrew1614
      @joefrew1614 3 года назад +1

      I actually didn’t think of that until now, but thanks for bringing it up

    • @PheonixKingSokka
      @PheonixKingSokka 3 года назад +1

      @@joefrew1614 Yeah, because Merlin is Rick, and Wart is Morty.

  • @fleder777
    @fleder777 Год назад +7

    I am only at 3:38 and I can't breathe already 🤣 this is GOLD!

    • @DantheMan2605
      @DantheMan2605 Год назад

      What’s the name of the song tho

    • @draccoonxcii1288
      @draccoonxcii1288 Год назад +3

      ​@@DantheMan2605 Helvete by Finntroll (sped up)

  • @tipoftheiceberg7034
    @tipoftheiceberg7034 3 года назад +12

    8:36 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaronjones7364
    @aaronjones7364 3 года назад +10

    7:44 lost opportunity, could have put charlie sheen's face over wart's whacked-out face lol

  • @yoshikfireball
    @yoshikfireball 2 года назад +3

    "Want to fight? Want to FUCK?" is probably my favourite bit from this, along with "Rule four: fuck you!"

    • @gameplaysolotheblade
      @gameplaysolotheblade 2 года назад

      Especially the rule four part, I laughed for 5 mins straight. So smooth of word splicing edit.

    • @TheLookyus
      @TheLookyus 8 месяцев назад

      10:20 10:59

  • @spider-man500
    @spider-man500 3 года назад +9

    3:12 BOI!

  • @jayclay1983
    @jayclay1983 3 года назад +12

    This must have taken some effort. Well done.

  • @michaelhendrix8011
    @michaelhendrix8011 3 года назад +9

    8:55 If you don’t mind, I happen to be a beach.

  • @marklemerond654
    @marklemerond654 3 года назад +6

    This is really the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @johnsanchez3534
    @johnsanchez3534 Год назад

    Best YTP video to watch, the editing of this video with censored just makes it Hilarious, even the Bleep sound is funny to hear and the Editing makes it funnier when the characters are Swearing saying F, Bombs 💣 S, Bombs, B,Bombs it makes this YTP funnier.

  • @yoshi_chuck05
    @yoshi_chuck05 5 месяцев назад

    3 years later and this still makes me laugh so hard! 😂😂😂 Thank you for making this

  • @matthewkalasky2891
    @matthewkalasky2891 2 года назад +4

    0:36 Merlin's Harvest at Dawn.

  • @panthadogg
    @panthadogg Год назад +5

    8:06 does it for me 😭💀🤣🤣

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Год назад +2

    To this day I don't understand why that woman was freaking out about the enchanted kitchen. Dirty (filthy, really) pots, pans, plates, silverware etc was washing, rinsing, drying, and stacking itself. Arthur's job was to clean it, not put it away. Given that she was down there at all, she's probably supposed to do that part (and cook, probably). The work was getting down, and efficiently. Why the bloody heck was she upset about that?

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 3 года назад +4

    Enjoyed the Alton towers reference as well ;)
    Subbed yesterday, watched so many vids already.
    Big fan 👍😄

  • @muksturb
    @muksturb 3 года назад +6

    Umbra is back

  • @ButchorDillionneGames
    @ButchorDillionneGames 3 года назад +6

    1:39 He's Watching the Audiences
    3:24

  • @jalontf2
    @jalontf2 2 года назад +4

    I was earnestly hoping for a random TF2 clip of Medic saying Archimedes

  • @VA.LucyWyldstyle
    @VA.LucyWyldstyle 3 года назад +8

    Lmfao that title though😂😂

  • @cheesefinder111
    @cheesefinder111 2 года назад +3

    When he pulled the lens of truth and dead hand out of the well I immediately lost it💀

  • @aidanmarshall9945
    @aidanmarshall9945 3 года назад +3

    i just realized that the opening is taken from the game blasphemous.

  • @ashketchum54
    @ashketchum54 4 месяца назад

    2:25 what a perfect stuffed animal. “Crazy crowing”

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 3 года назад +4

    Nightfire, a man a quality i see.

  • @frankrtwiw
    @frankrtwiw 3 года назад +3

    Oh, the kitchen! It's a bitch!

  • @GojiraSteve2019
    @GojiraSteve2019 3 года назад +8

    13:06 congratulations b****

  • @tubobutta5421
    @tubobutta5421 3 года назад +7

    ladies and gentlemen content has peaked 📈📈📈

  • @terrencerockatansky4338
    @terrencerockatansky4338 3 года назад +6

    That was hilarious ... Thanks for that !

  • @kindajustvibin
    @kindajustvibin 3 года назад +2

    Missed opportunity to put Legend of Zelda sound effects when he pulls out the sword

  • @danielvieira3471
    @danielvieira3471 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for ruining my childhood

  • @cheesefinder111
    @cheesefinder111 2 года назад +6

    13:11 and 4:47 I actually choked from laughing😫🤣🤤😭☠

  • @beastmaster0934
    @beastmaster0934 7 часов назад

    11:00
    “Rule 4: Fuck you”
    Merlin has no chill.

  • @maesedelta3596
    @maesedelta3596 Год назад +1

    Those lines from Blasphemous seemed to come out of nowhere...
    Oh, but how much I adore those scenes!
    Ready for the sequel this August/September!

  • @tyfreeman1662
    @tyfreeman1662 3 года назад +4

    I feel like there were a couple of Gertilish ytp references
    actually quite a few

  • @NotOrdinaryInGames
    @NotOrdinaryInGames 10 месяцев назад +1

    "If you don't mind, I just happen to be a beetch!"
    AMAZING

  • @calebabelgas6678
    @calebabelgas6678 3 года назад +2

    The Best channel on RUclips

  • @ButchorDillionneGames
    @ButchorDillionneGames 3 года назад +6

    YTP IDEA: The Return to Peter Pete

  • @nickdelrio2024
    @nickdelrio2024 Год назад +1

    8:55 I happen to be a BEACH(bitch). 🤣LOL!
    I was waiting for that for a long time!

  • @agentnightrunner9710
    @agentnightrunner9710 3 года назад +20

    This was one of the most funniest video I have ever seen I was laughing really hard I couldn't breathe and choked on my saliva even the thumbnail got me to laugh hard I didn't start the video and I was laughing I was basically archimedes throughout the entire video at 8:29 my favorite parts were
    11:00
    8:31
    7:32
    3:05
    This was a great video keep it up 👍

  • @kingdarkslime
    @kingdarkslime 2 года назад +3

    I need to inquire as to the song that plays at 3:37. For science!

  • @spencerakajakethetraveler
    @spencerakajakethetraveler Год назад +3

    1:46 When you look to much, Me…

  • @vhs.mp4833
    @vhs.mp4833 Год назад +2

    10:47 made me laugh so hard

  • @AegisAegus
    @AegisAegus 21 день назад

    This is it. This is my favorite poop of all time.

  • @gingerdanger244
    @gingerdanger244 3 года назад +4

    i simply read the name and died laughing

  • @ThiccTropius
    @ThiccTropius 2 года назад +2

    7:55 "you call FUCKING dishes evil?!"
    7:33 uh... sorry merlin but if i recall not even 30 seconds ago the dishes were fucking him!
    and poor Arthur was traumatized by the sight of it!

  • @garrtoons4303
    @garrtoons4303 3 года назад +4

    Bet it felt like something that would make you scream...
    In a good way or a bad way, though?

  • @empressmacaron4737
    @empressmacaron4737 3 года назад +5

    10:22 Very sus..

  • @Colin714S
    @Colin714S 3 года назад +3

    The Conemneded and the Golden Visage III

  • @CheesyGarlicMan
    @CheesyGarlicMan 2 года назад +3

    4:11 why the hell is this stupid shit so funny? I'm as out of breath as he is

  • @SnazzGirl
    @SnazzGirl 3 года назад +6

    You should seriously do a Monster In Paris ytp.

  • @mwoodhouse2778
    @mwoodhouse2778 3 года назад +7

    Perfection 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @rickydiscord7671
    @rickydiscord7671 Год назад

    "don't you know I FINGER myself?" got me off guard. XD

  • @tool77jw
    @tool77jw 2 года назад

    The title and the thumbnail was just enough to make me laugh

  • @LTSadness
    @LTSadness Год назад

    4:12 - 4:21
    Someone how I found this funny when he said *"Wh0 @rE y0v?!?!"*

  • @Ironmat98
    @Ironmat98 3 года назад +5

    6:47 lol

  • @liamrossenriquez3350
    @liamrossenriquez3350 3 года назад +2

    4:01 funny as i spitted my drink: called mountain dew funny arent it?🤣🤣😂😂🥴🥴😄😄😁😁

  • @psychomantis5148
    @psychomantis5148 3 месяца назад

    I can't stop laugh deyum good work this poop Is a treasure ahahahah

  • @calliejobe2919
    @calliejobe2919 3 года назад +3

    Madam!! MADAAMM!!! 🤣

  • @nickdelrio7070
    @nickdelrio7070 Год назад

    8:55 "I happen to be a b*tch." 😆🤣
    I was waiting for that for a long time!

  • @vampireguy24
    @vampireguy24 2 года назад +14

    This exudes raw, powerful, pure Golden Age RUclips Poop energy. Congrats. Also, at 9:15 you reference Clockwerk from Sly Cooper, you absolute legend.