Lol once I did taht when I was nine. My mom was arguing with me over texting about what school trousers I wanted and she got so annoyed she said "Your not coming home tonight" My mom is a Spanish Latin woman, and very very strict. It just so happens taht when I walked in the house that day, she was holding a half peeled banana. And guess what, she threw it at me. And that was the only time I needed teaching about how to never disrespect your Spanish mom
I recieved a letter from a Mr Philip Schuyler. Even better. It said: Dear sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me Down on their luck You see, that was my daughter you decided to
• Bangtan-ish • Next thing you know people start saying "I live you so much " also when you said "I don't live with John anymore " I was like "NOOOOOOOOOO" XD
Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette The Lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say bonsoir Tell the king casse-toi Who’s the best, c’est moi
Alexander Hamilton ALEXANDER WHY DID U DO THAt?!?! LAURENS WAS THE ONE FOR YOU!!!! that’s it I’m taking him away from you we are going to have fun at the park but.....in like a week he will forgive u he loves u
Kaydance Lyn Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette The Lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say bonsoir Tell the king casse-toi Who’s the best, c’est moi
Das a toilet in my fantasy universe Laurens never dies because he is a cinnamon roll who deserves to have a happy and long life (same with poor little Philip)
*minutes later* *lafayette and hercules appears literraly kicking hamilton's office door* Lafayette: VOUZ AVEZ INVENTÉ UN NOUVEAU TYPE OF SUPIDe *rages in french* Hercules: A DAMAGE YOU CAN'T NEVER UNDO, KIND OF STUPID
There’s nothing like summer in the city Someone in a rush meeting someone looking Pretty. And Alexander’s by himself all let him Tell it.... I hadn’t slept in a week i was week I was erased You’ve never seen a bastard orphan more in need Of a break. Longing for Laffeyet missing my husband That’s when mrs. Eliza Schuler walked into my life she said I know you a man of honor I’m so sorry to bother you at home and I don’t know we’re to gooo she saidMy fathers doneme wrong beaten me hurthing me Mistreated me. Suddenly he’s up and gooone I don’t have the means to go onnnn. So I offered her alone I offered to walk her home She said. Your to kind sirrrr I gave her thirty Bucks that I Had stalked away she lived a block away she said this Ones mine sirrr. Then I said well I should head back home she Turned read she lead me to her bed let her legs spread she said Stayyyyyyy. Heyyyyy heyyyy that’s when I began to prey Lord show me how to say no to this I don’t know how to say No to this. Oh my god she loooks so helpless and her body’s screaming HELL YES. Wooooooahwooo. Lord show me how to say no to this HOW Can I say no to this. In my mind I’m trying to go go go go then her mouth Is on mine and I don’t NO NO Say no to this no no say no to this no n9 say no to this no no Say no to this. I wish I could say that was the last time..... I said That last time. After a month into I revived a letter from a mr. Phillip Schuler it said Dear sir, I hope this letter finds you in god health And in a proper station of good wealth To put money in the pockets like me you see That was my daughter you decided to Fuuuuuuck Uh oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckwhole And it’s time to pay the price for the pants you unbuckled And hey you can keep seeing my whore daughter If the price is write if not I’m telling you’re husband. I hid the letter and I raced to her place Screamed HOW COULD YOU In her face She said noooo sir! Half dressed apologetic a mess She looked pathetic she cried please don’t go sir! So was you story a set up! I don’t know any letter Stop crying go$ dammit get up I didn’t know any better! I am ruined! Please don’t leave me I am helpless! How could I do this! Just give him what he wants and you can help me! I don’t want you Do whatever that you want if you pay you can staaaaayyyy. Show me how to say no to this iiiiii how could I say no to this. Oh my god she looks so helpless and her body screaming Hell Yes Wowowowooooo show How can I say no to this but there’s no we’re else to go When her mouth is on mine I do not say no no say no to Yesss yeeees yes yeeeees yesssss Yesssss! How can I say n9 to this I don’t say no to this there is no were I Can go go go go. So? No body needs to know.....
I just envision Alex desperately texting right outside the front door and trying to get John's attention through a window while Laurens is sitting inside texting, completely ignoring the fact that Alexander is 30 feet away outside the door.
Wow Ham. He just got schooled by John Laurens in the place to be! He ain't working on 3! But he will plah-chicka pow you till he's done reking Alexander
This is me..... I'm Alex. I ducked up on a lot of things.... But..... I still think this is really sad.... Because people never understand me..... And also... Alex just had to face all the people he thought were going to be with him..... And understand him...... Those people were against him... He already was stressed a lot with work..... Having Jefferson making it harder..... And Burr in the background....... He couldn't take it..... It made him suicidal if you think about it..... Just think.... He didn't duel just because he refused to apologize to Burr..... Or not because he didn't want to hurt him either. And while dueling raising his gun to the air..... He did it because he just wanted to die.... Although that made it harder... Leaving his eight children behind with his wife.... Angelica, and many others... He HAD to do it.. Dis is just...... Sad.
Me: *Sobs bc this is how my AU on wattpad goes, except Alex actually did say no to it, but wasn't given a choice.* Also me: Don't worry, I'm stable, I swear! ^^
Rachel Scalpati yes i will, i just haven’t really had a chance to work on lately because of my school play but that just ended so now I’ll (hopefully) have a lot more time on my hands
I'm actually working on a fanfic that's sort of related to this, if you want to read it here's a link: archiveofourown.org/works/10661775
Alexander Hamilton
You make me happier by writing on Archive.
Alexander Hamilton this video was uploaded on my 12th birthday!!! I love Hamilton so much so please make more vids
Ye ill be sure to read it, i love anything like that
OMG I JUST READ IT AND I RLLY LIKE IT ITS REALLY GOOD
Alexander Hamilton amazinggg i read it all in 10 minutes lol
Lmao he had to retype 'believe' so many times and it just autocorrected.
Thats me.
"Can you please let me inside" MEET HIM IN SIDE
Son-
Bloom_ Dragon_Fire I'm not your son
Samuel Serrano Garcia ... *le show baby picture with Washington holding baby alex* LIES
HEATHER L'Hirondelle Meet em inside ._.
Samuel Serrano Garcia *makes joke about how Anthony also plays philip*
That's how you know this isn't real, Alex actually takes responsibility for his actions
Katrina Frederick damn
You're welcome
Katrina Frederick
**remembers Reynolds Pamphlet**
Shit
Damn it's not even for me but I felt the backlash radiating off this comment.
Like burn!
Can we acknowledge that the real Hamilton would've corrected Laurens's spelling of privilege
H: *privilege
L: Are you serious rn
Esi D can we acknowledge that the real Hamilton misspelled Pennsylvania on the Constitution
Alexander Hamilton, great job.
@@alexanderhamilton4417 WAIT WAIT WHAT
@@alexanderhamilton4417 ...i'm sorry, *WHAT*
Alexander Hamilton wAIT WHAT
He lost the privilege to go in his own house
Dang he messed up
HamiltonLover101 yep
you don goofed
Incredibly so.
[lili] YOUR HOUSE PRIVILEGES *REVOKED*
Lol once I did taht when I was nine. My mom was arguing with me over texting about what school trousers I wanted and she got so annoyed she said "Your not coming home tonight"
My mom is a Spanish Latin woman, and very very strict. It just so happens taht when I walked in the house that day, she was holding a half peeled banana. And guess what, she threw it at me. And that was the only time I needed teaching about how to never disrespect your Spanish mom
"Some things are better than wok, Alexander"
-Alexander Textaron, 2017
Mawara Khan yeah! Like spoon alexander
"Some things are better than *wok* , Alexander"
yea, like lo mein.
Mawara Khan *Wok*
*wok!* *wok!* Angelicaaa!
“ I live you john”
I LIVE YOU TOO JOHN!!
Ana Duka you have no idea how many comments I’ve gotten pointing this out
Lafayette: You have invented a new kind of stupid...
GD DarkFlarex Wait does this mean that Laf was secretly in love with Alex but he hid it because he wanted Laurens to be happy????
Alexander Hamilton so would that make Hercules Mulligan...... AND PEGGY
Mkat Art and idiotic ideas definitely
I FEEL LIKE HURC WOULD SECRETLY LOVE HAMILTON.
Naughty Bread -everyone secretly loves hamilton-
Plot twist the woman was Eliza.....
Vanessa Gomez *gasp*
... Wouldnt that make it what happened before HamLiza instead of the Renoylds pamphlet
THE SCHUYLER PAMPHLET.
HAVE YOU READ THIS?!
I recieved a letter from a Mr Philip Schuyler. Even better. It said:
Dear sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me
Down on their luck
You see, that was my daughter you decided to
ThatFilipinoFoamer fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Can we please have a congratulations but it's laf yelling at Alex about breaking Lauren's heart?!
HeyItzUnderswapChara Dremmur I’ll see what I can do
Smol. Broadways No Lay and herc that will be Interesting
Smol. Broadways
Laf?
Not my hot french baby.
If Alex was soooo busy how did he find so much time to cheat, hmmmm
Cat Cruz ...
Cat Cruz he's been exposed!
Cat Cruz Ever heard 'Say no to this?'
RandomMia 345 why?
*Dayum*
"I live you John."
Let me correct you, Alex-
"I don't live with John anymore."
*WHOGAVEMETHERIGHT-*
Laff would have gone to jail for attempted man slaughter! XD
• Bangtan-ish • Next thing you know people start saying "I live you so much " also when you said "I don't live with John anymore " I was like "NOOOOOOOOOO" XD
Wonder how laffy taffy and herc think about this affair...
Magicgirl Lol1 "ALEXANDER"
"Laf-"
"first of all"
Magicgirl Lol1 Lafayette was in jail. He had been captured during the war between the British and French.
Laffy taff- DID YOU JUST
Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the king casse-toi
Who’s the best, c’est moi
Who's taffy?
SHOULD OF WENT WITH LAURENS ALEX BUT NNOOOOOO WORK'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR HUBBY
Squibbler Boo sadly...
Squibbler Boo NO WAIT HES GOING TO SOUTH CAROLINA ALEX GET YO UGLY GLUED TO THE CHAIR BUTT OVER THERE AND SAVE HIM
Squibbler Boo
His Best friend+
His wife deserved more attention tbh, Eliza deserved more including Laurens.
GET EM LAURENS
So texting existed back in the old days... Interesting.
A Random Nobody shhh
HMMM INTERESTING
A Random Nobody No, they just have internet and texting and devices and all this stuff in their graves. Simple.
lam is amazing
but you wanna know who else is amazing?
*Lafayette*
Ashley Animates TM I’m taking this horse by the reigns making red coats redder with bloodstains
*laffayete*
And I'm never gonna stop until I make em drop I'll burn em up and scatter the remains. I'm
Your Friendly Freshman *LARGE BAGUETTE*
*LARGE BAGUETTE*
''I live you, John!'' - Alexander Anagram
alabama hammer man
Fatma Işık Tekbaş HAMILHAM, NO ACTUALY HAMMACK STAND
A relaxed nail month
salamander hammy ham
Alexander abdomen
Ohh, you messed up Alex.
CramerDraws Williams summary of the entire show
Alexander Hamilton ITS TRUU THO 😂😂👌
Act one:luck goes up like crazy
Act two:................*EVERY THING GOES DOWNHILL FASTER THAN A BULLET TRAIN*
James Reynolds you just put the whole show in a nutshell *SLOWLY CLAPS*
CramerDraws OH SNAP CRAKLE POP!
3:13 did anyone else notice the he said "I live you john"😂😂😂😂
kawaii_marshmellow :3 shhhhhhhhhhhh
Omg you replied😁😁😁😁
Living someone is more than loving someone. Alex said "I live you" because love couldn't explain how he was feeling...
Or he just made a mistake.
Lovez0 yeah let’s go with the first one
Alexander Hamilton Perfect!
Laurens: **throws sweet tea**
WHAHAHA
I really needed a brra- break
(sounds more like hercules to me)
a mess Herc: TAKE A BRRRRAAAA!
BRAA BRAA I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN
BRAH BRAH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN
Wtf bro, you cheated on that beautiful senpi of a man
Senpai**
I feel like crushing Hammys face in.
But that would make Laurens sad, so I can't do that.
Why do me and laurens have the exact same thoughts
Redstone Rocket -because you are Laurens- idk
*walks away*
Maria Reynolds yeah, you better
;-; Iz sorry
Lafayette: 🔥v🔥 honey start running
also "he wasn't a whore" 👀
Thomas did it. Blame the swivel chair.
"I live you"
- Alexander Hamilton
FrostFire Phoenix shush
*takes 20 years to write believe*
Me:
"Same alex, same"
Plot twist: the woman was Jefferson in a dress
Emerald Princess *_GAAAASP_*
Alexander Hamilton ALEXANDER WHY DID U DO THAt?!?! LAURENS WAS THE ONE FOR YOU!!!! that’s it I’m taking him away from you we are going to have fun at the park but.....in like a week he will forgive u he loves u
@@alexanderhamilton4417 ALEXANDER WHO WAS THE WOMEN IF IT WAS NOT MARIA REYNOLDS
@@alexanderhamilton4417 yeah I need an explanation
WITH THIS AU WOULD LAFAYETTE SING CONGRATULATIONS CAUSE I’D LOVE THAT
Kaydance Lyn yes
Kaydance Lyn Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the king casse-toi
Who’s the best, c’est moi
You're getting more and more subscribers every time I'm come back here!!! Good job dude.
*Lafayette Bursts into the room*
Alexander: What the?-
Lafayette: OH NOW YOU FUCKED UP
0:54 "You should have thought about that before you talked about my father though!!!l
_You did not just bring up that song_
"I really needed a break"
me:.....TAKE A BREAK!
RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER!!!
Ms. Explosion
"I'm poet I am a Phillip."
Wait...
ELIZA?
when alex was typing ‘break’ and he put ‘brra...’ instead, I thought he was going to say he needed a bra lmfao
Delicious Katsudon or...
BRAHH BRAHH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN UP IN IT LOVIN IT YES I HEARD YA MOTHA SAID “COME AGAIN”
Alexander Hamilton or maybe more like the BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH in one last ride.¿?
Delicious Katsudon PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
guys
is it just me or the sound of them typing sounds like guns and ships?
my name is poet, i am a philip Pretty sure it’s just you...
Carolina Cesar Frank I thought I Was the only One??? WHAT SO IM NOT CRAZY YASH
When I didn't hear it
Some things are more important than wok, Alexander
I *live* you too
I just really love how much time it took Alex to write "believe"
Snow Print I always forget if the i or e comes first
the typing sound sounds like a drum or smth lol
Is anyone else dancing to the beats of the typing?
Majority Water no
1:47 they shout create something called common sense back then
Take the damn paper and go with him
Naima Simms we all know by now that Hamilton has no common sense whatsoever
EDIT: IVE BEEN READING COMMON SENSE BY THOMAS PAINE
“if u could just let me inside…………-
*youve lost that privilege*
*Sighs* I still can't believe he did that
This couldn't happen because John.L was already dead by that song
Das a toilet in my fantasy universe Laurens never dies because he is a cinnamon roll who deserves to have a happy and long life (same with poor little Philip)
Alexander Hamilton I agree
Who gave you the right to bring up John's death?
Alexander Hamilton
Eliza is more of a cinnamon roll
And Phillip
((Haha and Phillip))
But I don't think they'll get married.
*Chokes on drink, spraying it across screen* Oops...
"Some things are more important than wok"
But Laurens....
If they apologize no need for further action.
Jordan Is Hazardous omg you have no idea how funny I found this, I cannot stop laughing hELP
*gets out phone in the 1700s*
"yo fam srry I cheated on u"
*WhEN WiLl yUo LeArn ThAt YuoR aCtiOnS haVe cOncEqeNceS*
OMG I GOT REALIZED FROM A GOD AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Wow, Alexander really fucked up this time. How could he cheat such a perfect man?
Abby Obazuaye
The more important question is:
Why did he cheat on two perfect people?
Oh shit
lafayette; M E S S W I T H S O N S L I F E, Y O U G E T K N I FE!!
me *sees title*
me: reeeeeeee *insert screeching noise* / *insert sobs*
*minutes later*
*lafayette and hercules appears literraly kicking hamilton's office door*
Lafayette: VOUZ AVEZ INVENTÉ UN NOUVEAU TYPE OF SUPIDe *rages in french*
Hercules: A DAMAGE YOU CAN'T NEVER UNDO, KIND OF STUPID
Fm Diwosa I’m gonna count reading this comment as studying for my French midterm
Your on your own
John sounds like my mom
0:36 so wait *Lauren's locked Hamilton out of the house*
wolfy x100 yES
Alexander Hamilton lol
He's lost teh privilege to go into his own house.
There’s nothing like summer in the city
Someone in a rush meeting someone looking
Pretty. And Alexander’s by himself all let him
Tell it....
I hadn’t slept in a week i was week I was erased
You’ve never seen a bastard orphan more in need
Of a break. Longing for Laffeyet missing my husband
That’s when mrs. Eliza Schuler walked into my life she said
I know you a man of honor I’m so sorry to bother you at home and I don’t know we’re to gooo she saidMy fathers doneme wrong beaten me hurthing me
Mistreated me. Suddenly he’s up and gooone
I don’t have the means to go onnnn.
So I offered her alone I offered to walk her home
She said. Your to kind sirrrr I gave her thirty Bucks that I
Had stalked away she lived a block away she said this
Ones mine sirrr. Then I said well I should head back home she
Turned read she lead me to her bed let her legs spread she said
Stayyyyyyy. Heyyyyy heyyyy that’s when I began to prey
Lord show me how to say no to this I don’t know how to say
No to this. Oh my god she loooks so helpless and her body’s screaming
HELL YES. Wooooooahwooo. Lord show me how to say no to this HOW
Can I say no to this. In my mind I’m trying to go go go go then her mouth
Is on mine and I don’t NO NO
Say no to this no no say no to this no n9 say no to this no no
Say no to this. I wish I could say that was the last time..... I said
That last time. After a month into I revived a letter from a mr. Phillip
Schuler it said
Dear sir,
I hope this letter finds you in god health
And in a proper station of good wealth
To put money in the pockets like me you see
That was my daughter you decided to
Fuuuuuuck
Uh oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckwhole
And it’s time to pay the price for the pants you unbuckled
And hey you can keep seeing my whore daughter
If the price is write if not I’m telling you’re husband.
I hid the letter and I raced to her place
Screamed HOW COULD YOU In her face
She said noooo sir! Half dressed apologetic a mess
She looked pathetic she cried please don’t go sir!
So was you story a set up! I don’t know any letter
Stop crying go$ dammit get up I didn’t know any better!
I am ruined! Please don’t leave me I am helpless! How could I do this!
Just give him what he wants and you can help me! I don’t want you
Do whatever that you want if you pay you can staaaaayyyy.
Show me how to say no to this iiiiii how could I say no to this.
Oh my god she looks so helpless and her body screaming Hell Yes
Wowowowooooo show How can I say no to this but there’s no we’re else to go
When her mouth is on mine I do not say no no say no to
Yesss yeeees yes yeeeees yesssss Yesssss!
How can I say n9 to this I don’t say no to this there is no were I
Can go go go go. So? No body needs to know.....
Sorry I gotta few lyrics wrong..... Eliza being Mariah Reynolds was not my idea it was another comment but I wanted to do this.
Screamitloud Studios finally an accurate telling of the song!!
lol it took me forever and i still didn't get the lyrics correct glad you like it tho!
I have never been so interested in anything in my life tbh
*sees this vid* * instantly becomes Johns Angelica*
I'm coming for you hamilham
Anna's World uh oh
Me: *reads the tittle* oh heelllllll naw! Alex you have done goof!
I SAW THAT!! "HE WASN'T..."
WHO WASN'T ALEX?! WHO *WASNT?!*
*looks at Jefferson*
5:40 WhEn WiLl YoU lEaRn ThAt yOuR aCtIoNs HaVe cOnSeNqUeNcEs
I read the title. Looked away. Looked back. Panicked. Clicked
He cheated on him with Eliza ohonhonhonhonhon
K-Pop Sounds
Plot twist:
Laurens was dating Eliza
I live you too John
hate hate jafferson
jeffeson joined the chat
jefferson:wut did i miss!
jefferson:...
Alex has lost Inside Privileges
um..........
INTERESTING
I just envision Alex desperately texting right outside the front door and trying to get John's attention through a window while Laurens is sitting inside texting, completely ignoring the fact that Alexander is 30 feet away outside the door.
Wow Ham. He just got schooled by John Laurens in the place to be! He ain't working on 3! But he will plah-chicka pow you till he's done reking Alexander
I’m sorry but the typos were killing me XD
The amount of times u re wrote believe is ME
ItzShanaynayBitch I can never remember i before e except after c
This is a sick beat right there if you only listen to the tapping sounds damn
Laurens: but you were thinking hard enough to publish that pamphlet, weren’t ya?
Hamilton: oh my god- *I SAID I WAS SORRY SMH*.
This is me.....
I'm Alex. I ducked up on a lot of things....
But..... I still think this is really sad....
Because people never understand me.....
And also... Alex just had to face all the people he thought were going to be with him..... And understand him......
Those people were against him...
He already was stressed a lot with work..... Having Jefferson making it harder..... And Burr in the background.......
He couldn't take it..... It made him suicidal if you think about it.....
Just think.... He didn't duel just because he refused to apologize to Burr..... Or not because he didn't want to hurt him either. And while dueling raising his gun to the air..... He did it because he just wanted to die....
Although that made it harder... Leaving his eight children behind with his wife.... Angelica, and many others... He HAD to do it..
Dis is just......
Sad.
Koko Mimi the amount of depth in this is stunning but “I ducked up a lot of things” lmao I’m sorry 😂
Alexander Hamilton i know right. I guess this is how life works lmao! "
God, Alex. *slow claps*
NO! NO MORE HANGING OUT WITH JEFFERSON! I FORBID IT!
Stop hurting my precious cinnamon roll!
When he says I know, I know from Stay alive and it was the same actor who played John Laurens that played Philip!!!!!!!
John sounds so calm 😂
This was too amazing!!!!
Me: *Sobs bc this is how my AU on wattpad goes, except Alex actually did say no to it, but wasn't given a choice.*
Also me: Don't worry, I'm stable, I swear! ^^
"I was tired and I missed you..."
"So you go f*** another girl? Alexander, that makes no sense."
Kay Lukas pretty sound logic
Lafayette ends up singing congratulations to Hamilton.
This made me imagine Laurens wearing Eliza's dress for some reason
3:38 Alex saying that is like asking for a divorce
YOU DONE MESSED UP ALEX
I feel like im reading my parents text again...
Will you be continuing the fan fiction? It’s really good!
Rachel Scalpati yes i will, i just haven’t really had a chance to work on lately because of my school play but that just ended so now I’ll (hopefully) have a lot more time on my hands
Hamilton: **sees Eliza** Lord Show Me How To Say No To Thi-
Me: **inhales** DUDE YOU HAVE A HUSBAND!!!
Some things are more important than wok Alexander
I don’t knoooowwww wok is 👌🏻👌🏻
If they only had cellphones at that time...
Well, AT-LEAST IT'S NOT ELIZA!!!
Hah! ..... Jfc Laurens stop making me cry over you.
//sniffles//
Well at-least Eliza doesn't have too go through it.
ALEXANDER
Eliza Hamilton ...well this is awkward
Alexander Hamilton but why?
Alexander Hamilton you cheat on me now you cheat on laurens
Wow
When will people learn their actions have consequences
LAURENS DID NOT DESERVE THISSSSSSS
Well that was a ride too tall for me to get on
OOOOOHHHHHJH JOHN JUST ROASTED HAMILTONNNNN
If he have marry Laurens maybe the Reynolds pamphlet doesn't have exist