Classics Summarized: Paradise Lost

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  • @pancakes246
    @pancakes246 6 лет назад +5929

    Humans seeing the night sky: "Oh, wow, look at how beautiful that is. Thanks, God!"
    Sexy Satan seeing the night sky: "Some idiot spilled glitter everywhere."

  • @awkwardukulele6077
    @awkwardukulele6077 4 года назад +10367

    “His daughter sin, and his son/grandson Death”
    *SWEET HELL ALABAMA*

    • @mitchellneu
      @mitchellneu 4 года назад +806

      Maybe SWEET HOME HELL-ABAMA

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 года назад +171

      @@mitchellneu perfect

    • @aimy3943
      @aimy3943 4 года назад +129

      So son as in he was the father but the generation below him is sin so sin and satan 0.0

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 4 года назад +36

      Mitch Neu holy shit that’s even better❤️

    • @talos2384
      @talos2384 4 года назад +65

      Ham Family that’s pretty metal!

  • @Morathor
    @Morathor 4 года назад +4075

    "I'm the father of lies, he's not even wearing pants" is just. The best line. Top tier dialogue

    • @horrorberry5619
      @horrorberry5619 2 года назад +104

      “I’m not even wearing pants!!!!!!

    • @extraordinarilyordinarygam6935
      @extraordinarilyordinarygam6935 2 года назад +93

      Not. Helping. Satan

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 2 года назад +83

      "HA! I've never had my existence summarized so succinctly before"

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 2 года назад +1

      'Call me when Dad makes you suffer & die for these losers.'

    • @Palia_Playz
      @Palia_Playz Год назад +51

      “Call me when Dad makes you suffer and DIE for these losers. I’ll just be over here…ruling in hell!”

  • @Rinthony1
    @Rinthony1 4 года назад +7536

    Lmao Frankenstein’s Creature really read this and went “saaaaammee”

    • @ethanmacleod1721
      @ethanmacleod1721 3 года назад +411

      And he like everyone else, related to the protagonist

    • @pocketmayhem1350
      @pocketmayhem1350 3 года назад +264

      Daddy issues

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 3 года назад +130

      Yes, Frankenstein's author was inspired by Paradise Lost.

    • @ethanmacleod1721
      @ethanmacleod1721 3 года назад +39

      @@Scarletraven87 that’s not even close to the point

    • @ethanmacleod1721
      @ethanmacleod1721 3 года назад +100

      @James F it’s a reference to the fact that in the story Frankenstein, Frankenstein’s monster reads paradise lost not that she was inspired by said book

  • @lejlamidzic4388
    @lejlamidzic4388 5 лет назад +916

    Blue being both Jesus and Adam gives it a alright sound for the two of them, bbuutt
    *Red as Satan mekes every thing he says perfect*

  • @onyxtay7246
    @onyxtay7246 7 лет назад +828

    The slides in this are beautiful. Kudos on that.
    Satan -"You're not my real dad."
    God - *"I'm everyone's real dad."*

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 5 лет назад +3

      Not dad, but creator

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад +5

      @@agungpriambodo1674 In reality:
      Satan: I absolute justice would punish evil!
      God: Ok, but not on Earth.
      Satan: Shut up you stupid peacock! I know better what is God's justice...!
      God: Do you really dare my to call you on private visit where my glory evaporate you?

    • @michellegan313
      @michellegan313 4 года назад +4

      Agung Priambodo Agung Priambodo That was a joke. A JOKE FROM THE VIDEO YOU JUST WATCHED.

  • @lilred_gold
    @lilred_gold 5 лет назад +1276

    8:28- Saying “WHAT THE HERE” instead of saying “WHAT THE HELL” because he is already there, was oddly really funny to me!

    • @captainbirch9835
      @captainbirch9835 4 года назад +39

      Reminds me of the ice cream commercial where Satan says "what the home is this? "

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 4 года назад +21

      And Crowley's "for go... sa... somebody's sake!"

    • @demigodgamer8517
      @demigodgamer8517 4 года назад +24

      Or "WHAT IN MY NAME" when God is getting angry.

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 4 года назад +4

      What the fork is going on?

    • @OtterSou
      @OtterSou 4 года назад +15

      God: "Oh for my sake"

  • @anarnarqelion4403
    @anarnarqelion4403 4 года назад +3498

    Why is nobody commenting on the experated Mini-Red running around, trying to keep the video children appropriate? She's awesome!!!

    • @chedelirio6984
      @chedelirio6984 4 года назад +176

      A lot of "nope" was to be expected of a story set in Eden, for sure.

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 4 года назад +141

      And anybody saw that the snake was mimicking the expressions of Lucifer? I laughed so hard!🤣

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 3 года назад +53

      @@yunamchill9169 it was really cute

    • @literalcyborg3723
      @literalcyborg3723 3 года назад +24

      Hey, 666 likes! How thematically appropriate!

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 6 лет назад +1837

    This just reminds me of those two statues of Satan. The first was banned from the church it was made for because the priest thought it was too hot and would tempt the ladies of the church into sin and the one that replaced it was made by the sculptor’s brother and was equally sexy but more modest so it was kinda allowed. it's truly an amazing story.

    • @yansakuya1
      @yansakuya1 5 лет назад +318

      It goes to show humanity would easily sell their soul if the one asking them is hot.

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 5 лет назад +120

      Haigo Li
      I.... I can't argue against that cos I definitely would lol

    • @MochaxMatcha
      @MochaxMatcha 5 лет назад +75

      What are the sculptures called, who created them, which church banned the one, and allowed the other?

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад +47

      @@yansakuya1
      It's both sad and hilarious how true this is.

    • @arandomstartreknerd7261
      @arandomstartreknerd7261 5 лет назад +118

      WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A STATUE OF SATAN IN THE FIRST PLACE???

  • @katiecat6438
    @katiecat6438 5 лет назад +7808

    “YOU’RE NOT MY _REAL_ DAD”
    “ *IM **_EVERYONE’S_** REAL DAD* ”

  • @tomgeytenbeek2207
    @tomgeytenbeek2207 5 лет назад +7020

    Satan: "This time we're just gonna have to be sneakier!"
    God, who literally knows anything that could come to pass and is beyond time and space:
    "Hmmm."

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 4 года назад +399

      Tom Geytenbeek
      Satan: Oh Yeah it’s big brain time

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 4 года назад +296

      @@operleutnant7235 "I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move"

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад +148

      *"YOU DARE OPPOSE ME, IMMORTAL?"*

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 4 года назад +180

      God: (Casts Satan out of Heaven easily) "Believe me, Satan. I didn't even use one percent of my power."

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 4 года назад +41

      @@tivednagol9127 I don't know why, but when I read that I got the one punch man theme stuck in my head and my tired brain can't get rid of it 😅

  • @jinx1987
    @jinx1987 2 года назад +942

    “Not helping Satan”
    That really summarizes him in one sentence.

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 Год назад +26

      "Ha! I've never had my existence summarized so succinctly before"

  • @Randoman590
    @Randoman590 5 лет назад +930

    "Whaaaat? Talking snaaaake?"
    Just the tone of voice for that line is brilliant. Love the way you handled Eve in this summary.

    • @dude7266
      @dude7266 4 года назад +2

      Fuck you for liking Phineas and Ferb

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +17

      @@dude7266 fuck you for hating Phineas and Ferb
      Fuck you for liking the Force Unleashed

    • @notme-ji5uo
      @notme-ji5uo 4 года назад +5

      @@anarchomando7707 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @FortunateSon-mo9zi
      @FortunateSon-mo9zi 3 года назад +16

      @@notme-ji5uo
      Satan: *Enters the garden*
      Eve: Why did Sympathy for the Devil start playing?

    • @guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163
      @guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163 3 года назад +3

      Fuck the first two people in this reply section for not respecting each others personal opinions and interests.

  • @Gabriel-rd2mj
    @Gabriel-rd2mj 6 лет назад +2825

    “I’m the father of lies, he’s not even wearing pants”

    • @helvarstark4282
      @helvarstark4282 5 лет назад +255

      “Not helping satan!”
      “HA! I’ve never had my existence summarized so succinctly.”

    • @connorherron8607
      @connorherron8607 5 лет назад +166

      "...daddy issues?"
      "I HEARD THAT!"

    • @alienz8641
      @alienz8641 5 лет назад +36

      Roasted!!

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 лет назад +48

      *_daddy issues_*

    • @AspieMediaBobby
      @AspieMediaBobby 5 лет назад +58

      @Gabriel Wacko The funny thing is just like in The Bible The Devil`s called the father of lies for telling the truth God and Jesus refuse to tell people!

  • @423adriana
    @423adriana 6 лет назад +2993

    the bill cipher voice you used for satan was *on point.*

  • @alarmlessRifleman
    @alarmlessRifleman 3 года назад +563

    "Paradise Lost" is a goldmine for cartoonish comedy when explained like this. Why haven't anyone made it a thing yet?

    • @todddempsey1277
      @todddempsey1277 2 года назад +7

      @@yuchitairans2-035
      No no like a real cartoon.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl Год назад +10

      Terry Prachett's Good Omens?

    • @mocanerdms
      @mocanerdms 2 месяца назад +4

      May I introduze you to Hazbin Hotel?

  • @kamenkuma05
    @kamenkuma05 5 лет назад +2320

    2:25 Lucifer: *Straight up falls from heaven*
    Osiris: (welcoming) “Why hello there, Luce!”
    Hades/ Pluto: (Confused) “Who the heck is he and why is he in the underworld?”
    Set: *Looks up*
    “Did someone just take my job?”

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 4 года назад +168

      Hades: hEY WAIT THAT'S APOLLO-

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +134

      @@franziska9260 Persephone: well it could be worse
      We could have something from Japan
      I do not want to have tentacle monsters next to me
      I'd rather that be in the bedroom with/from Hades

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 4 года назад +48

      @@anarchomando7707 Meanwhile Yamata-no-Orochi just... stares at Persephone.

    • @elementoproductions6005
      @elementoproductions6005 3 года назад +13

      @@Shadethewolfy ummm, yeah, I'm not gonna think about that.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 3 года назад +8

      @@elementoproductions6005 Why, cause you're a coward? XD

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 7 лет назад +2898

    So Satan is the origin of the sexy-bad-boy-with-daddy-issues trope? I knew it.
    But the video is utterly hilarious. The part with the snake doing the same sultry moves as Satan was pure gold.

    • @madisongreen7975
      @madisongreen7975 7 лет назад +48

      My face was so red the first time I heard him do that

    • @st.joanieofarc6115
      @st.joanieofarc6115 7 лет назад +12

      I am a Unicorn I agree

    • @limerence8365
      @limerence8365 7 лет назад +6

      I'm like number 666.

    • @darthxader1112
      @darthxader1112 6 лет назад +7

      Well the snake is trying

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад +4

      He is not. Paradise Lost is a fan-fic and it is as canon as Kirk and Spock ship...

  • @TheCrazydude17
    @TheCrazydude17 6 лет назад +510

    Red opens the video with, "So, Satan, right?"
    *grabs popcorn*

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 4 года назад +637

    “Pandemonium” literally means “all demons”, but I’m guessing that a conference hall full of fallen angels and pagan gods would also qualify for the other kind of pandemonium.

    • @rianorixalaunana357
      @rianorixalaunana357 2 года назад

      I wanna like... but the 69!

    • @chiliwithonel
      @chiliwithonel 2 года назад +55

      I think that's how the word "pandemonium" came to mean the vibes of all hell breaking loose actually

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 Год назад +22

      I was today years old when my dyslexic butt realized pandemonium literally has the word DEMON in it 🤦🏼‍♀️ seriously how did I not get diagnosed as a child, this is ridiculous

    • @Tolstoy111
      @Tolstoy111 3 месяца назад

      Milton coined the term

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz Месяц назад +1

      @@AskMia411 To be fair, I'm not dyslexic and still didn't notice that until very recently. When you get used to just looking at the entire word and never breaking down its meaning, it's easy to overlook.

  • @myself2782
    @myself2782 6 лет назад +5282

    Fun fact:
    In the book of Genesis, early versions of the Bible don't quite refer to Satan's form in Eden as a snake. In fact, the word used is closer to "Leviathan". So instead of a cute little snake, take a minute to imagine Eve seeing a massive serpentine abomination talking to her, not thinking it's weird, actually listening to it, AND going along with what it says.

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 6 лет назад +410

      Sounds METAL !

    • @daniele7989
      @daniele7989 6 лет назад +66

      reference?

    • @jaeelise9369
      @jaeelise9369 6 лет назад +380

      Funner fact:
      The original garden of eden story really did just feature a snake, but Satan was likely never intended to be associated with the snake. The misconception of Satan being the snake comes from the book of revelation, where he is referred to as an "ancient serpent". And that ancient serpent is leviathan, but NOT the garden of eden snake.
      Source: phys-org.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/phys.org/news/2006-08-devil-prince-darkness-misunderstood-ucla.amp?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fphys.org%2Fnews%2F2006-08-devil-prince-darkness-misunderstood-ucla.html

    • @daniele7989
      @daniele7989 6 лет назад +88

      It's not as fun though is it Jae Elise, I mean seriously Satan is a tempter and deceiver throughout the gospels and the acts, what would you rather Satan be? a throw away reference to the book of psalms, its self an old, hardly reference to Leviathan and God's initial pre Judaic relationship as being of chaos and storm god duking it out, or rather, identifying Satan as the serpent in the garden of Eden, the first tempter the first deceiver, finally tying up a strange loose thread that hung without remedy since the first book of the bible? I'm sorry but I for one prefer the widespread interpretation, Satan being the serpent and Leviathan being just another fish in the sea. A more dangerous and violent fish, but one firmly under God's dominion

    • @jaeelise9369
      @jaeelise9369 6 лет назад +160

      @@daniele7989 Oh I'm totally with you on that! I think pop culture Satan is way more interesting as a character than actual biblical Satan. I was just pointing out what the author(s)' original intentions likely were.

  • @cdcopycat997
    @cdcopycat997 5 лет назад +2092

    Satan and Jesus' relationship is like almost every sibling relationship there is XD

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад +95

      Sort off. They are rivals. Basically a frenemies...

    • @dylanblack3279
      @dylanblack3279 4 года назад +94

      I heard a Christian youtuber once admit its basically cosmic Star Wars, like jedi and sith

    • @ABagelLeftOnTheRoadside
      @ABagelLeftOnTheRoadside 4 года назад +23

      @@dylanblack3279 it is! Oh my gosh!!! 😂

    • @jackferring6790
      @jackferring6790 4 года назад +39

      I am just going to say, Jesus is actually the older one, not the younger as this story implies

    • @enderdarkos4087
      @enderdarkos4087 4 года назад +34

      @@jackferring6790 In bible, yes, for Jesus is basically God on human and mortal form (Trinity)
      But every story changes that, in my story I write, Jesus is even younger than humanity

  • @AmmoniteDragon
    @AmmoniteDragon 7 лет назад +388

    "A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED PIECE OF REVISIONIST FAN-FICTION" that has got to be one of the best descriptions of that epic that I've ever heard.
    (No offense, Milton.)

    • @the_dark_chinchilla9623
      @the_dark_chinchilla9623 7 лет назад +4

      Indah Huegele makes me think of Dante's inferno

    • @109Rage
      @109Rage 5 лет назад +5

      Pretty much all writing before the last two centuries (and even much of that) was fan-fiction of one form or another. Even the Bible.

    • @animalia5554
      @animalia5554 5 лет назад

      Indah Huegele Ever heard the phrase “nothing new under the sun”?

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад

      @@the_dark_chinchilla9623 Another one. Idiots still confuse both with theology...

  • @espantalho4141
    @espantalho4141 3 года назад +1432

    "The whole of the greek pantheon is in hell" you look me in the eyes and tell me most of them dont deserve to be in hell anyway red, i dare you
    Exibit A: anything zeus did ever

    • @Pandie2828
      @Pandie2828 3 года назад +32

      @@apollyonthedestroyer4107 WHY just WHYYYYYYYY

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 3 года назад +112

      Exhibit B: Anything the rest of them did, ever

    • @espantalho4141
      @espantalho4141 3 года назад +182

      @@kevint1929 look, my boy hades would be in heaven if anything, he and persephone are wholesome and don't deserve their rep, also cerberus deserves the world

    • @flaminyawn
      @flaminyawn 3 года назад +90

      @@espantalho4141 Three heads means three times the ear-scritching.

    • @aadiketkar5456
      @aadiketkar5456 3 года назад +103

      hestia doesn't and hades somewhat doesn't

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 7 лет назад +5530

    Jesus: "See, Eve, this is why you don't make decisions without your husband."
    Lucifer: "Oh, please. You think I couldn't get _that_ guy to do something stupid? I'm the Father of Lies, and he's not even wearing pants!"
    Adam: "AAAH! I'm not even wearing pants!"
    Jesus: "Not _helping_, Satan."
    This is the best Bible fanfic ever.

    • @myself2noone
      @myself2noone 7 лет назад +103

      Timothy McLean Search "The Bible Reloaded" have fun.

    • @alanmaslowski6926
      @alanmaslowski6926 6 лет назад +244

      Satan: Ha! I’ve never had my existence summarized so succinctly before. Call me when Dad makes you suffer and die for these losers. I’ll just be over here, ruling in Hell! Hahahahahahaha!
      Red: ... Daddy issues?
      Satan: I heard that!

    • @abzhz101handle9
      @abzhz101handle9 6 лет назад +98

      It's only slightly undercut by the implication that women can't do anything smart without men, **so sayth God**. Wonder how Milton would have reacted to the Sufferage Movement...

    • @tigereye504
      @tigereye504 6 лет назад +83

      @handle
      I mean, guys tend to do stupid things... alot... without a gal to reign us in. Man and woman compliment each other, and neither husband nor wife should make big decisions like doing the one thing God forbade without consulting the other.

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 6 лет назад +155

      +@@abzhz101handle9 Trust me, that's not an implication, that's directly stated in Paradise Lost. "He for God and she for God in him," "Mind thy inferior," and all that. The implication is that Adam fell even before Eve took the apple by letting Eve have freedom and listening to her suggestions over what they should do, which Milton claims is the man's role as "natural commander" and "superior creation." Thus, Adam went against nature by letting Eve take charge.
      I took a whole class on Milton and my research paper was a 17 page spite-fueled argument about how Milton actually defeats his own stated attempts to logically justify of the actions of God by treating Eve as a tool to also try to justify the various ideas about women in his misogynistic view of the world, which inherently conflict with each other because misogyny isn't logical and if Eve is inferior as he repeatedly states in order to justify his own time's misogyny then she can't be more culpable than Adam, or even _equally_ culpable, for the Fall, and God punishing her more than Adam is irrational. Basically Milton needed Eve to act as villain and temptation more than a simple apple because he wanted to make Adam a tragic Epic hero, and without woman to blame, Adam isn't any kind of hero, and Milton was willing to contradict his own argument that God is rational to do so.
      If he were still here with us, Milton would be so far against women's sufferage he'd probably be an OG Men's Rights member - if he thought women persecuted men by their _existence_ (which he did), he would _not_ be able to handle modern day. A Modern Milton would be one of the antifeminist "Rationals" on the internet who get made fun of by HBomberguy and can't accept that their beliefs aren't actually rational.

  • @givemeyamilk1938
    @givemeyamilk1938 5 лет назад +4241

    I’ve got a better intro, *ahem* “In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.”

    • @yellowmare8413
      @yellowmare8413 5 лет назад +60

      Is that suposed to be a reference to something?

    • @liansmith4038
      @liansmith4038 5 лет назад +299

      Yellow mare Yea. It's from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    • @lmbusiness5300
      @lmbusiness5300 5 лет назад +67

      I see you too are a man of culture.

    • @lmbusiness5300
      @lmbusiness5300 5 лет назад +24

      It’s not Hitchhiker’s Guide XD? It’s Terry Pratchet, isn’t it?

    • @jonahclements9549
      @jonahclements9549 5 лет назад +111

      @@lmbusiness5300 It's Douglas Adams. It is the first sentence of the sequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restraunt at the End of the Universe.

  • @ivas3687
    @ivas3687 5 лет назад +8456

    Ah yes, the three most important artistic interpretations of Satan:
    Scary Satan, Sexy Satan, and David Bowie.
    Edit: bruh why is this comment still going

    • @blue_shiver13
      @blue_shiver13 5 лет назад +176

      You dare hate David Bowie

    • @blue_shiver13
      @blue_shiver13 5 лет назад +40

      AAAAAAAAAH

    • @TheTrainChasingPoet1999
      @TheTrainChasingPoet1999 5 лет назад +138

      Care to rephrase that, unless you want retro music fans blowing your door off the hinges and slitting your throat with a Claymore?

    • @blue_shiver13
      @blue_shiver13 5 лет назад +27

      Noah whitehouse thank you

    • @TheTrainChasingPoet1999
      @TheTrainChasingPoet1999 5 лет назад +66

      @@blue_shiver13 he was a music GOD. This man who compares David Bowie to the devil wouldn't know good music if it bit him on the ass.

  • @ariesbrightstar3867
    @ariesbrightstar3867 2 года назад +338

    "You shut your mouth Lucifer, I see you back there.
    Red has successfully summarized all Christians in one sentence.
    And my family wonder why I'm obsessed with this channel

  • @psachickennugget8617
    @psachickennugget8617 6 лет назад +630

    It’s been over a year and I still can’t stop laughing at the phrase “our hero satan”

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 лет назад +3

      Is your picture a Novakid?

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 5 лет назад +2

      @@JoshSweetvale Looks like it is to me.

    • @Cdre_Satori
      @Cdre_Satori 4 года назад +1

      Watch new Sabrina series, you get your dose of Dark lord and saviour Satan there

    • @Type_1_weeb
      @Type_1_weeb 4 года назад +3

      Its now been 5 years ya still laughing

  • @evelyneisenhower8338
    @evelyneisenhower8338 7 лет назад +1242

    5:56
    "LUCIFER GET BACK AND PICK THAT UP"
    *YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD*
    "IM EVERYONES REAL DAD"

  • @lucyfir3812
    @lucyfir3812 5 лет назад +512

    8:18
    Zeus, Satan's definition of 'screwing with someone' and your definition are WILDLY DIFFERENT

    • @Tea_and_Crafts
      @Tea_and_Crafts 5 лет назад +70

      Yeah, while not appropriate for mixed company I only ever refer to that Greek god as "fucking Zeus" because it's both unfortunately accurate and the only way to vent frustration with the guy, because well....

    • @lonancavendish2172
      @lonancavendish2172 4 года назад +18

      Eve would've been pregnant waaaaay sooner.

    • @--------352
      @--------352 3 года назад +3

      Good thing i'm not the only one that noticed the music

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 3 года назад +3071

    "I'm escaping to the _one_ place that hasn't been corrupted by Christianity: HELL!"
    -Satan, probably

    • @hailghidorah2536
      @hailghidorah2536 3 года назад +165

      Except there's a long pause while Satan tries not to absolutely lose it.

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 3 года назад +21

      The issue is biblically Satan wasn't sent to hell

    • @kannot1
      @kannot1 3 года назад +65

      @@spartanx9293 wasn't he sent to earth? - which is where the expression came from "hell on earth" lmao

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 3 года назад +11

      @@kannot1 bingo

    • @skylarsanders1229
      @skylarsanders1229 3 года назад +8

      I wanna join him

  • @aliciaguajardo7423
    @aliciaguajardo7423 7 лет назад +1843

    God when he saw this book:
    *O H F O R M Y S A K E*
    Satan when he saw this book:
    *W H A T T H E H E R E*

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 7 лет назад +796

    "I'm the father of lies! He's not even wearing pants!"

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 6 лет назад +78

      OH MY GOD, I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!
      ...not helping, Satan
      "Ha! Never has my entire existence been summed up so succinctly."

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 6 лет назад +28

      Curt Clark Call me when dad makes you suffer and DIE for these losers! I'll just be over here... Ruling in Hell AHAHAHAHA!

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 6 лет назад +27

      Angry Yogbuscus Also depending on who you ask, he DID trick Adam.
      Some interpretations say Eve wasn't punished because Adam was told not to touch the fruit. But when he saw Eve eat it, he assumed it was safe. So by getting the innocent one to break the rules he tricked the guy who KNEW better.

    • @inactive2909
      @inactive2909 6 лет назад +3

      "AA!! I'm not even wearing pants!

    • @ManfredDudesonVonGuy
      @ManfredDudesonVonGuy 6 лет назад +5

      @@Juniper_Rose There are also interpretations that the whole story is an allegory for growing up. Eating the apple is the loss of innocence we all experience when we become adolescents. Eating the Apple is sex. The arguments for this go back to referencing texts from Sumer and Egypt and even Inuit myths and stem from the monomyth hypothesis, and is too complicated to explain here. It took about 4 weeks of class to go through the Adam and Eve story.

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 6 лет назад +1910

    8:19 ......... is that Zeus in the background saying "I could have screwed with them better you Hack" in the background? $20 bets he means it BOTH literally & figuratively.

    • @avac_14
      @avac_14 6 лет назад +43

      Arethusa Nymph you’re probably right

    • @loafofbread1199
      @loafofbread1199 6 лет назад +28

      Ill bet you a whole $21

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 6 лет назад +30

      @@loafofbread1199 I'll bet a nice,prime $23

    • @Lil-_-MapleTree
      @Lil-_-MapleTree 6 лет назад +11

      Yep

    • @FyrsaVT
      @FyrsaVT 6 лет назад +5

      Does anyone know what the song playing at that point is?

  • @thedorkknight9684
    @thedorkknight9684 3 года назад +187

    "HA! You think I couldn't get this loser to do something stupid? He's not even wearing pants!"
    "AGH! I'm not even wearing pants!"
    "Not helping, Satan!"
    "Never heard my existence summarized so perfectly before!"
    OKAY BUT THAT ENTIRE EXCHANGE WAS PURIFIED GOLD

  • @Hatsternator
    @Hatsternator 6 лет назад +2463

    Hand me one of those apples we’re going down together.
    That’s strangely cute, I want that.

    • @inkdragon3455
      @inkdragon3455 6 лет назад +102

      Achieved World Peas
      get you a boy/girl/partner who would do this for you

    • @pauliefox2077
      @pauliefox2077 6 лет назад +161

      And then they "went down" together

    • @madisyngolab330
      @madisyngolab330 5 лет назад +38

      I know, that's so sweet

    • @leedraconis5793
      @leedraconis5793 5 лет назад +64

      99% STRESS if only that’s how it actually happened lmao. He deadass just blamed Eve just like he blamed Lilith lol

    • @evapapikyan5642
      @evapapikyan5642 5 лет назад +13

      Liam Vic who the hell is Lilith??

  • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
    @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 6 лет назад +1178

    A demand an animatic / web-series of sexy satan just messing around or trying to solve his daddy issues now.

  • @st.joanieofarc6115
    @st.joanieofarc6115 8 лет назад +867

    I laughed so hard watching this. I love how Satan's like, "yeah not so beloved now, are you? Why should you be good enough for Him when I wasnt?! You can't even fly!!"
    And Red's all like, "daddy issues!!!"

    • @wateryourhouseplants3973
      @wateryourhouseplants3973 7 лет назад +86

      And then Satan's like "I heard that!" from offscreen

    • @dankbudew4830
      @dankbudew4830 7 лет назад +45

      I told this summary to my English teacher...and she laughed

    • @st.joanieofarc6115
      @st.joanieofarc6115 7 лет назад +4

      I showed this summary vedio to a friend, and now she thinks that the Devil is sexy. When I found out, I was like "What have I done?!"

    • @DaJokurr
      @DaJokurr 7 лет назад

      I thought he sounded like pit except ... AWSOME

    • @st.joanieofarc6115
      @st.joanieofarc6115 7 лет назад

      supersonickid mullin who's pit?

  • @laszlovarga6953
    @laszlovarga6953 4 года назад +286

    Satan, at the beginning of the story: "This time we're just gonna have to be sneakier!"
    God, at the end if the story: "This time your're just gonna have to be snakeier!"

  • @traveler9923
    @traveler9923 7 лет назад +407

    "I'm the Father Of Lies, He's not even wearing PANTS...." yeah I lost it there. Haha!!!!!

    • @shadowwriter329
      @shadowwriter329 7 лет назад +6

      jonnie Vasquez I know, I had to reply that line and the part that follows so many times. It was genius. I just wish those were lines on a show for him.

    • @personlich8545
      @personlich8545 6 лет назад

      jonnie Vasquez hol

    • @Lucky-xz4xq
      @Lucky-xz4xq 6 лет назад +1

      I loved that part too cuz in the story of the beginning , Adam and Eve realize they are naked after they eat the apples,so this just made it funnier

  • @jtratogietzsche
    @jtratogietzsche 7 лет назад +372

    "I'm the Father of Lies. He's not even wearing pants!" hahahahahahahahaha!

  • @wolfofthenightsky708
    @wolfofthenightsky708 7 лет назад +489

    Are we not gonna mention how well the wings were drawn? Daaaang. Wings are impossible.

    • @hansbrackhaus8017
      @hansbrackhaus8017 7 лет назад +33

      Very appealing design, too.

    • @peridotchild457
      @peridotchild457 6 лет назад +4

      I'm pretty good with drawing wings but suck at other anatomy.😂

    • @CarlottaStudios
      @CarlottaStudios 6 лет назад +1

      I KNOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

    • @General12th
      @General12th 6 лет назад +1

      Anatomy is hard!
      To draw, that is.

    • @robertatzet3802
      @robertatzet3802 6 лет назад

      HANDS DO NOT SUCK.
      Sorry I'm just naturally good at drawing hands....(I'm soo grateful)

  • @samiamtheman7379
    @samiamtheman7379 2 года назад +617

    One inaccuracy is that it's not that Eve gets bored of the story, but remembered she still had some work that wasn't finished and left, telling Adam that she'd rather hear it in his words anyway. This is because the story makes a point of how extremely pure of heart in love the two are with each other, to the point that their pre-fruit eating arguments are more like short-lived disagreements where they don't even get angry.
    And the book also makes a point of how fruitless (pun not intended) everything Satan's doing is. His idea is that it's better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven, but as the story progresses, his philosophy gets proven wrong time and time again and it's just him grasping at straws to justify what he's doing. The story's more of a character study on the Devil more than revisionism.

    • @Nlinzer
      @Nlinzer Год назад +20

      Well it makes many changes from the actual work in Genisis. The actual text neither mentions Satan and also doesn't say that Eve is more to blame then Adam and really doesn't hint to that either. Are you saying it's not a rewriting of Chrisitan Theology? Rather then not a rewriting on the actual story in the text?

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@Nlinzer I realize that the youtube comments are not an ideal place for biblical exegesis, buuut...
      Genesis 3 (the account of the fall) does not mention Satan, but does give the serpent an extensive part in the temptation of Eve. While the Jews (who have never had much of personification of Satan/Evil, especially not before the Babylonian captivity) don't read Satan into this particularly, it has been a very long (and exegetically reasonable) Christian interpretation to say that the talking snake was in some way Satan - it being an established fact that snakes don't talk, and also that the snake is saying stuff that sounds very Satan-like.
      In regard to accountability of Eve Vs. Adam, I'd reference Genesis 3:6: "And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat." While it's possible to interpret this to give completely equal responsibility, you have to push the text pretty hard to get that result - eisegesis. The most natural reading very much gives Eve the agency; . It's undeniable that there is some shared responsibility, as the poem acknowledges ('he did eat'), but it doesn't follow from that that the responsibility is divided exactly evenly.

    • @Nlinzer
      @Nlinzer 10 месяцев назад +8

      @ryanjensen1945 I am jewish so coming from the Jewish perspective and the plain reading of the text the snake while the tempter is not satan(and of course jews don't have a beleif in Satan). As for your point about Chava/Eve. You are right that a plain reading puts her at more fault than Adam. But a plain reading also makes that diffrence very small. It seems that Adam needed no convincing at all to eat.

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Nlinzer That's fair. I would argue that a writing which includes the details of the accepted interpretation of the text is not 'making changes from the text' in doing so - what Milton says about the snake is completely consistent with what Moses says about the snake, just with additional detail/information. It's a viable position to say he's wrong, but not that he's contradicting the biblical text.

    • @Nlinzer
      @Nlinzer 10 месяцев назад +6

      @ryanjensen1945 that's fair. I guess I see additions to the text. Even accepted ones differently then most people. I see them as going against the plain reading. Of course I then do them too so I'm a hypocrite there. But that is fair. Thank you for the discussion

  • @WateverWatever04
    @WateverWatever04 5 лет назад +272

    Every once in awhile I re-watch this video and I every time I think "man what I wouldn't do to have Lucifer from the Netflix show react to this video in character"

    • @syph3r_63
      @syph3r_63 4 года назад +22

      Oh my god yes!

    • @MasaokaKun
      @MasaokaKun 3 года назад +35

      The actor that plays him is pretty chill. If you send him the video on twitter he would probably do something like that just for fun.

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 3 года назад +4

      Yes please!

    • @yay7707
      @yay7707 3 года назад +4

      Lucifer or supernatural?

    • @isabellp.5730
      @isabellp.5730 3 года назад +5

      Dude that would be awesome

  • @user-le1fn5rg4z
    @user-le1fn5rg4z 4 года назад +698

    Adam is husband of the year for that 'going down together' line

    • @avatarofasura3971
      @avatarofasura3971 2 года назад +52

      And then proceeding to go down together

    • @laelsimeontorreda6132
      @laelsimeontorreda6132 2 года назад +4

      @@avatarofasura3971 lwishnkciejnwjak *dies*

    • @brookedickson4118
      @brookedickson4118 2 года назад +10

      buuuut didn't he just NOT NOTICE when god switched out Lilith and Eve?

    • @Lemurwork
      @Lemurwork Год назад +31

      In the book, it’s super poetic and sweet when he says it too. “You are flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone, and from thy state, mine shall never be parted. Bliss or woe.”

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Год назад +5

      In both ways 👀

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 4 года назад +8365

    As a Christian, I can say that this video made me laugh so darn hard. Especially when Jesus facepalms because I image Jesus facepalming almost every day.

    • @ABagelLeftOnTheRoadside
      @ABagelLeftOnTheRoadside 4 года назад +624

      Same! And I love how Adam's just like, "Your stupid Eve. But I love you. So I'll throw away paradise for you." And the whole, "Daddy Issues." thing was AMAZING.

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 4 года назад +168

      @Satyum, wow! You just changed my entire belief system that I’ve been following my entire life! Congrats! Christianity is no more!

    • @annieandelsieofarendelle3294
      @annieandelsieofarendelle3294 4 года назад +160

      @@satyamprakash7030 For someone who says God's not real, you seem to care a lot about people believing in Him.

    • @bittersprout3694
      @bittersprout3694 4 года назад +116

      I can almost imagine him just _HAVING_ the nerve to facepalm at his deciples for disturbing his well-deserved and well-needed nap over a simple *_RAGING_* storm.
      ...that and Among other things for being spiritually denseness at the time...

    • @annieandelsieofarendelle3294
      @annieandelsieofarendelle3294 4 года назад +31

      @@satyamprakash7030 Well, why do you care? It's none of your business.

  • @lastson5014
    @lastson5014 3 года назад +638

    Michael: HEY LOOK AT ME IM LUCIFER THE DEVIL. PLEASE LOVE ME DAD. See anyone can do it.
    Lucifer: That's a terrible impression
    Gabriel: But not inaccurate!
    Lucifer: Why are you still here?!!!

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 3 года назад +18

      Team Four Star!

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 3 года назад +32

      If Lucifer is Trunks in this situation, that makes Vegeta _the_ God himself and that has _very_ awkward implications.

    • @pygmalion0451
      @pygmalion0451 3 года назад +17

      @@necroarcanistxiii Well, he did say once "Either you're God or you're not me."

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 3 года назад +10

      @@pygmalion0451 SuperKamiDende help the universe where Vegeta is God.

    • @boxorak
      @boxorak 3 года назад +16

      @@necroarcanistxiii and the Lord spoke the, "I AM THE HYPE!!!"

  • @heavenlybibi
    @heavenlybibi 5 лет назад +828

    So I remember having to take this British literature class one fall, and we were reading Paradise Lost. I remembered OSP having done a video on it and its help along the way in understanding the poem. However, I had to do a workshop with the prof for my paper. We were bouncing ideas on what I could focus on and I brought it the video. She asked for the link and I emailed it to her, thinking "Hopefully she likes it." Little did I know the next class session, while we were still talking about Milton, she brought the video and WHOLEHEARTEDLY agreed with Red's comment on how Paradise Lost is basically Bible fanfiction. It's stuff like this that reminds me that there are some English profs that love to bash on writers for funsies.

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 2 года назад +16

      to be fair the whole of the new testament could be seen as fanfiction tacked onto the end of the old testament, it's not dismissive, it's just an adjective.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 года назад +4

      Technically all religions are fanfics about a cool story about everything in the world having a soul in hat can do stuff and the stan got homocidally defensive about which stories should be made canon

    • @goji253
      @goji253 2 года назад +8

      @@jmurray1110 I'm not quite sure you understand the difference between a fanfiction and an original story...

  • @R2D2589
    @R2D2589 8 лет назад +8694

    Wait, so is Paradise Lost a fan fiction prequel to The Bible. Cool.

    • @Featheryfaith7
      @Featheryfaith7 7 лет назад +452

      Yes and no. Milton supposedly asked the holy spirit to reveal to us about the mysteries, but instead invited satan himself in to perverse the holy teachings. Paradise Lost still does not make any sense.

    • @Featheryfaith7
      @Featheryfaith7 7 лет назад +134

      *blasemy the holy teachings. Sorry it is late at night.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 7 лет назад +98

      I have a question that some people consider Lucifer and Satan as separate beings and some like a transition which one is more acceptable?

    • @Featheryfaith7
      @Featheryfaith7 7 лет назад +138

      Totally depends on how people view him. We do not know much about him. I do not know for sure. This is what I studied so far. Yes and no. Some satanists still call him Lucifer. Since God made his creations, they are not evil. In all honesty, I do not belive satan is evil. He is just doing evil stuff just prove to God that he can become God without being one with him ( by not getting God's help). Satan is ignorant. He does not understand why God gave him those blessings. He does not want to understand since he has pleasure in being in despair and his pride. He belives that he knows everthing and that he would be a better God by allowing everyone to do anything they desire. He is trying to prove that to God. He loves to get people into despair. Even being in despair is still forgivable if ones repents for it. Everything is forgiveable if you repent. I already asked the holy spirit. I'm Orthodox. I am still hoping that satan and his followers will repent.

    • @Featheryfaith7
      @Featheryfaith7 7 лет назад +25

      He is trying to prove to God to get what he wants.

  • @zeitgeistindustries1792
    @zeitgeistindustries1792 8 лет назад +525

    Satan: Ugh, vengeance, angst, my dad sucks, why does my dad hate me?
    Me: man up prince zuko!

    • @josephorlando7108
      @josephorlando7108 7 лет назад +22

      +the psychokinetic rock That's basically Lucifer's/Satan's dialog through out most of the poem, and my basic reaction to everything he said; even the all-so "inspiring speech" he made at the very beginning.

    • @kingstonb8130
      @kingstonb8130 7 лет назад +6

      the psychokinetic rock Oh....My...God.... *LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY*

    • @CreeketsCreek
      @CreeketsCreek 7 лет назад +9

      Psychokinetic Rocky That is a direct insult towards Zuko. Not even he is that angsty. XD

    • @ayeshakhanum4654
      @ayeshakhanum4654 7 лет назад +3

      Oh... my.... ZUKO! *dies of laughter*

    • @angrylizardman1472
      @angrylizardman1472 7 лет назад +1

      hahaha

  • @rubybutterfly4048
    @rubybutterfly4048 4 года назад +1742

    as a Christian watching this, this is just comedically funny and I can just imagine Jesus facepalming at Satan's shennanigans

    • @laurynwalton
      @laurynwalton 3 года назад +31

      Dude. Same.

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 3 года назад +27

      I find one aspect of this funny the fact that the guy who wrote this probably never read the Bible Satan never got sent to hell

    • @nijimmy7560
      @nijimmy7560 2 года назад +24

      @@spartanx9293 the guy who wrote this was a respected Protestant and even mentions several
      niche characters that show up in the Bible .

    • @dynamoterror7077
      @dynamoterror7077 2 года назад +1

      SAME

    • @skye1283
      @skye1283 Год назад +3

      read the sequel called paradise regained its about jesus’s 40 day fast and its basically entirely that

  • @General12th
    @General12th 6 лет назад +243

    "I'm either way too drunk or way too sober!"
    Oh, Red, never stop!

  • @rubyreloaded9371
    @rubyreloaded9371 7 лет назад +1806

    "200 pounds of angelic beefcake"
    this is the best fucking channel ever XD

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 7 лет назад +28

      The line what the here is much better

    • @madisongreen7975
      @madisongreen7975 7 лет назад +13

      *_first recorded instance of dickbutt_*

    • @tron-do7ii
      @tron-do7ii 7 лет назад

      Ruby Reloaded
      "First fond evidence of dickbutt"

    • @averylothamer3202
      @averylothamer3202 7 лет назад +1

      Ruby Reloaded ;-; how? I was your 1,000th like...

    • @imatrashcan2687
      @imatrashcan2687 7 лет назад +3

      Cathrine Cryer why shouldn't they?

  • @strawberrylemonade8799
    @strawberrylemonade8799 4 года назад +4307

    Satan: “What the here?!”
    God: “Oh my me!”
    Jesus: “Me Christ!”

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 3 года назад +80

    I love the idea of Satan realizing just how bad his idea was. "Aw fuck. Why didn't I think this through!"

  • @pumpkin2986
    @pumpkin2986 5 лет назад +470

    5:09 God: "OH FOR MY SAKE"
    I laughed a little to hard at that

    • @atreusspyrre9137
      @atreusspyrre9137 3 года назад +11

      Satan saying "What the here" is also excellent

  • @Kay-yi1qm
    @Kay-yi1qm 4 года назад +231

    Red said Neil Gaiman and I thought to myself "why does that name sound familiar?" grabbed my 'Good Omens' copy and then had a stroke of realization along with the literal stroke

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 года назад +33

      I think she was more referring to his other work. Either A. Lucifer the comic series or B. The books about old gods vs modern gods of which the name escapes me right now Edit: American Gods that's what it is called

    • @Kay-yi1qm
      @Kay-yi1qm 3 года назад +21

      @@michaeldaniels642 yeah, but I was just reeling in realiztion that Neil Gaiman also help write Good Omens aka one of my favorite book. I don't keep up with authors too much so the realiztion threw me off

    • @victoriastarratt4405
      @victoriastarratt4405 2 года назад +9

      When she says that line I think 'And also the Rioverse' aka PJO, HoO, ToA, KC, & MC by Rick Riordan

    • @victoriastarratt4405
      @victoriastarratt4405 2 года назад +2

      When she says that line I think 'And also the Rioverse' aka PJO, HoO, ToA, KC, & MC by Rick Riordan

    • @todddempsey1277
      @todddempsey1277 2 года назад +8

      @@victoriastarratt4405
      Okay but What if paradise lost but written by Rick Riordan?

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 5 лет назад +350

    8:21 this is the third time I’m watching this and I just noticed Zeus in the background saying “I could have screwed with them better, you hack!”

    • @averywhitaker3513
      @averywhitaker3513 5 лет назад +27

      *Literally*

    • @--------352
      @--------352 3 года назад

      The music makes it better

    • @user-ez9ng2rw9c
      @user-ez9ng2rw9c 3 года назад +6

      He'd just have screwed eve, gotten her preggers, and then done the whole Hera torture without murder shit would happen.

    • @overlordwarlordtheomnilord9473
      @overlordwarlordtheomnilord9473 3 года назад +6

      @@user-ez9ng2rw9c Best case senerio is hera is too busy being in hell to mess up humanity to badly and we all become demigods

    • @intruwuder4183
      @intruwuder4183 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ez9ng2rw9c Zeus literaly has a boyfriend in the mythology (Ganymede) you think the eternally down bad guy has standards, aside from maybe a pulse

  • @Alza.art4518
    @Alza.art4518 3 года назад +111

    I actually like most of the sexy Satan stereotypes, if he’s meant to be bragging and narcissistic, there’s really not much you can do in terms of bragging if you’re ugly, and everything you do is ugly, plus being hot Lucifer falls in line with the original sin of temptation, as it’s a lot easier to seduce someone when you look like someone who can be played by Tom Ellis. It also makes sense when Lucifer commonly represents the sin of pride

  • @nandi6962
    @nandi6962 6 лет назад +179

    "Jesus my boy, you wanna do your old man proud?!"

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад +4

      Jesus isn't son, he is God The Son same way as God The Father isn't the God himself.

    • @corndogthemagnificent2212
      @corndogthemagnificent2212 4 года назад +3

      TheRezro dude, it’s a video, just watch it

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад

      @@TheRezro Jesus in Latin means son of God as I know.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +2

      @@biliminsrlar5752 Nop. Jesus is English version of Greek version of name Yeshua/Joshua. It generally mean "savior" not son. It was also quite popular name with large number of biblical figures having it. It is why actually relevant is his title "Christ" (Messiah) what actually also mean Savior.

  • @42lisalee
    @42lisalee 7 лет назад +814

    I died at "16 pack that could cut glass"

    • @vizkut-q8i
      @vizkut-q8i 6 лет назад +1

      lisa lee ii

    • @AuroraLalune
      @AuroraLalune 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah... I never get where that's sexy either. If it can cut glass or bounce coins off of... Then how is that fun?
      You'd potentially end up injured and there's basically nothing to squish. Nothing. Literally I've seen some writers make that ideal so chiseled you have to visualize a living breathing statue... Wtf is sexy about a statue?
      So yeah. I about died laughing too.

    • @XxstrawmanxX
      @XxstrawmanxX 6 лет назад +4

      But can it grate cheese?

    • @AuroraLalune
      @AuroraLalune 6 лет назад +1

      strawman
      Omg. Such a perfect comeback. I need to take notes. Rotflmao

  • @jamesl610
    @jamesl610 5 лет назад +459

    "Yes, I know the first answer is 'the internet' in which literally everything is reimagined to be sexy" Rule 34.

    • @lmbusiness5300
      @lmbusiness5300 5 лет назад +4

      Similarly, I first thought your profile picture was someone’s bottom with their grey jeans pulled down around it. Then I realised it was a head with a brain.

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 4 года назад +2

      What's rule #1?

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 года назад +23

      @@fredfry5100 never tell people not to do something because they will just want to do it more.

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 4 года назад +3

      @@cageybee7221 Oh god.

    • @mrobligatory.5234
      @mrobligatory.5234 4 года назад

      Angry Communist don’t start a revolution in Russia.

  • @amritachakravorty5487
    @amritachakravorty5487 4 года назад +119

    "Awesome. This was a terrible idea."
    I can't believe I'm actually saying this but Satan's a mood.

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 3 года назад +6

      I mean isn't he the DEFINITION of the trope?

    • @georgiaboyd2507
      @georgiaboyd2507 2 года назад +8

      No. Oh no. He isn't the definition of the trope, he IS the trope.

  • @CapturedInWords
    @CapturedInWords 7 лет назад +3188

    As much as I love this video, Satan isn't described as this handsome figure throughout the entire poem, in fact, he's physically on a decline throughout the poem. He takes quite a few animal forms such as a lion, tiger, toad, and of course, snake. However, his physical form changes over time as well. When Gabriel confronts Satan in Book V, none of the angels recognize him at first because he's beginning to look like the evil he is spreading. Later in Book X, when Satan sits back on his throne in Hell, there is nothing left of his beautiful appearance.
    This decline is also represented in the decline of his motives. While at the beginning he may have appeared to have an almost 'noble' or 'justifiable' cause (this is the devil we are speaking about though), he wants to fight back against what he believes is a tyrant- God. However, a true Promethean has to be rebelling against an unjust tyrant, and attempt to right a wrong- this isn't the case with Satan. He only wants what HE wants, and is ruled by selfish desire.He WANTS to be like God, and have his power. Anyway, later on we see him change and become a tyrant himself in Hell. He becomes very bitter overtime, as he realizes none of his actions will ever help him, he is forever doomed. Milton never intended for people to see Satan as the literal hero to this poem, as some do. Yes, he is the protagonist, and there is more character growth in him then any other character in the poem, but his tale ends in tragedy. It's basically a mirroring of Anakin and his downward spiral into Darth Vader.
    But yes, back to my original point, he's only this 'handsome bad-boy" character at the beginning. Later on he becomes unrecognizable as he follows his own selfish desires that only turn him more and more bitter. This poem isn't the first to describe Satan as a beautiful character, the Bible itself describes him as being the most beautiful angel in all of Heaven.

    • @sauron1427
      @sauron1427 7 лет назад +206

      Captured in Words basically Melkor in the Silmarillion

    • @CapturedInWords
      @CapturedInWords 7 лет назад +255

      Yes exactly! Tolkien actually based Melkor off of Satan. Melkor/Morgoth was the first "Dark Lord" and rebelled against his creator out of pride, choosing to corrupt Arda- it's basically the same thing with Satan.

    • @CapturedInWords
      @CapturedInWords 7 лет назад +202

      Lool I only wrote two paragraphs and 3 sentences, it's fine ;)
      Ty for the cup of water though

    • @gatekeepingwarlock9604
      @gatekeepingwarlock9604 7 лет назад +34

      Captured in Words Oh neat! It's like a proto-Force Corruption A La Star Wars Old Republic!

    • @CapturedInWords
      @CapturedInWords 7 лет назад +14

      Haha Yes!

  • @greekfreak1436
    @greekfreak1436 6 лет назад +1400

    I'm sorry,
    Your interpretation of Jesus is adorable

    • @dogfishthedogfish
      @dogfishthedogfish 5 лет назад +19

      Greek Freak true tho

    • @greekfreak1436
      @greekfreak1436 5 лет назад +33

      Like I believe in him but I usually think of him as a scary dude

    • @dogfishthedogfish
      @dogfishthedogfish 5 лет назад +3

      @@greekfreak1436 oo

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 5 лет назад +13

      Prince of Peace, y'know :)

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail 5 лет назад +73

      @@greekfreak1436 Not gonna lie that's kinda weird, if anything Jesus is usually seen as the soft cutesy aspect of God, being the Son and having turned human for a while and all

  • @dear_totheheart
    @dear_totheheart 6 лет назад +130

    Equating Paradise Lost to a piece of revisionist fan fiction is perfect
    Also this was marvelously animated, voiced, and the funny lines of dialogue throughout was spectacular, amazing summary!

  • @MrJediBraden
    @MrJediBraden 3 года назад +60

    John Milton’s my (many generations back) great grandfather!! I’ve been trying to discover more of his work and this was amazing!!

    • @livrowland171
      @livrowland171 2 года назад +6

      Paradise Lost is his most famous work, did you not come across it before??

  • @inactive2909
    @inactive2909 5 лет назад +296

    Not. Helping. Satan.
    Ha! I've never had my existence summarized so succinctly before!

  • @InvisibleGunslinger1
    @InvisibleGunslinger1 6 лет назад +866

    Back when I was reading this in college, a fellow classmate got VERY heated about a sympathetic Satan reading of this text. The teacher was having us read the text in this way because hypothetically empathizing with a character who has never been traditionally viewed as an empathetic figure, allowed us to view Satan's actions and mindset through an interesting philosophical lense. But MAN did it get uncomfortable having somebody who told us we were all going to hell for reading this text.
    Long story short: "Our hero Satan" might sound laughable, but it was very fascinating to view God in more of a dictator role, and Satan as a Che Guevara character. But like all revolutionaries, Satan gets too big for his own good and hurts others for the sake of spiting God. If we can put down our collectively clutched pearl necklace for the sake of one alternative character study, we find some interesting ideas here.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 лет назад +51

      As the Westboro Baptist Church says: God Hates.

    • @jacobitewiseman3696
      @jacobitewiseman3696 5 лет назад +9

      As the ordo herectus would say death to the heretics.

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 лет назад +37

      As a Greek Pagan, I'm like, "That ain't the issue, it's the fact the Greek gods are now demons!"

    • @vincentsleeves2810
      @vincentsleeves2810 5 лет назад +1

      Truuueeeeee

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 5 лет назад +36

      Again at least satan didn't drown the world destroy Egypt and send people to eternal torture

  • @laylamorrison9596
    @laylamorrison9596 5 лет назад +4695

    I want to see you recap the ENTIRE Bible!!!! It would make it WAY more interesting!

    • @sacta
      @sacta 5 лет назад +47

      @@redjaywizchannel4011 I think I'll stick to Hana and Jake's Bible Reloaded instead P:

    • @cryocat2866
      @cryocat2866 5 лет назад +45

      The Bible Binge is a really good Bible recap podcast, I'd recommend it if you're interested in that kind of stuff

    • @corndogthemagnificent2212
      @corndogthemagnificent2212 4 года назад +138

      Idk this channel usually does myths and legends so if they did the Bible I think there would be so controversy. I mean I’d love if she and Blue did it but still, there are some *people* out there.

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail 4 года назад +210

      @@corndogthemagnificent2212 To be fair, they've done stuff about Hinduism, which is still a live religion with active followers. As a Catholic I'd love to see a Bible recap!

    • @corndogthemagnificent2212
      @corndogthemagnificent2212 4 года назад +17

      Alma Martinez ok, ok that’s a fair enough point

  • @Hearts4iza
    @Hearts4iza 3 года назад +70

    “The internet is where everything becomes sexy”
    That hit me STRONG

  • @inkdragon3455
    @inkdragon3455 6 лет назад +387

    "Not helping satan."

  • @admech590
    @admech590 6 лет назад +953

    God: You were my favorite angel Lucifer! You were meant to protect humanity, not destroy them! Bring light to morning, not shroud it in darkness!
    Satan: I HATE YOU!!!!
    God: You were a son Lucifer.....I loved you.

  • @nathanva1635
    @nathanva1635 7 лет назад +1210

    Hades: I’m being mistaken for an adult stuck in a goth phase with daddy issues?
    Lucifer: I DON’T HAVE DADDY ISSUES!!!!!
    Edit 2 years later: WHY THE EVER LOVIN’ BLUE BELL ICE CREAM DOES THIS HAVE OVER A THOUSAND LIKES?!

    • @thecrowofapproval5767
      @thecrowofapproval5767 6 лет назад +9

      Nate Productions pfft nice!

    • @corathestoryteller
      @corathestoryteller 6 лет назад +66

      Something to add:
      Lucifer: ITS NOT A PHASE HADES, THIS IS WHO I AM. Ugh. You sound just like my dad

    • @daughter-of-loki1062
      @daughter-of-loki1062 6 лет назад +22

      -Pats Hades-
      It's ok buddy, we know you're a good guy.

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 6 лет назад +9

      Daughter-Of -Loki Hades: Wait I thought it just Greek and Egyptian Gods your Norse what are you doing here?

    • @daughter-of-loki1062
      @daughter-of-loki1062 6 лет назад +10

      Loki: I just got done burning some Magnus chase books and I had nothing better to do.

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 Год назад +66

    I think a very important piece you missed is that Satan WAS a Heroic Figure. He's not just a "bad boy" with daddy issues, from Milton's POV Satan *was* a hero fighting against a tyrant. Paradise Lost was John Milton's (slightly confused, since he was deaf and half-blind and was reading this all out to his kids) way to reconcile the complications that arose from his analysis of the Bible and the Christian Faith in general. Satan was a Hero in the same way that Sisyphus is; by taking his punishment in stride and gaining pride from it. As an enormously powerful fallen Angel, Lucifer could've converted Hell into a new paradise; the title 'Paradise Lost' refers to both Eden AND Satan's version of Hell. At the beginning he DID make it the start of Paradise, with his castle. If he had stowed his angry feelings, accepted his punishment, and appreciated his new autonomy, he could've made a new homeland equal to Heaven in his own image.
    In fact, this is pretty directly stated in the poem; Satan IS Hell.
    "Me miserable! Which way shall I fly
    Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
    Which way I fly is hell; *myself am hell;*
    And in the lowest deep a lower deep,
    Still threat'ning to devour me, opens wide,
    To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven."
    Satan, as the new ruler of Hell, could've made it a Heaven. But instead, he fell into his own despair, and became a snake. He threw off the freedom of his humanoid form and became a snake crawling across the ground like a worm instead, abandoning the chance to make his own world in exchange for ruining others. He was Hell, and by collapsing in on himself in the way he did, he ruined both himself and the land of Hell entirely.
    That's why Satan's role in Paradise Lost is framed as a tragedy; because Satan gave up the opportunity to do something great by making a home for all the Fallen, but instead ruined everything over his Daddy Issues. Yes, the end-all deciding factor is Daddy Issues, but Satan's portrayal as a heroic figure is essential to understanding John Milton's view of why Eden was such a tragedy-- Satan destroyed TWO Heaven's with his selfishness and his pride, and that's frankly awful.
    Now, John Milton was 50% insane by the time he wrote this, and it doesn't really conform to Biblical Canon in any way shape or form, but I feel like framing Lucifer as some petty guy in a leather jacket is a bit disingenuous to the original text lol.

    • @anjadjurovic9617
      @anjadjurovic9617 2 месяца назад

      As nicely said in video, POV is satan, so he shows himself as hero. What Christianity all agree on, Satan is liar. Moments of him feeling bad are ruined by him continuing his path. It is tragedy that Satan could have been hero, if he was less pridefull.

  • @InoMercy
    @InoMercy 8 лет назад +92

    This is easily the funniest thing I've seen all week.

  • @ainecraig213
    @ainecraig213 6 лет назад +39

    I just had a English society meeting (which are basically little lectures our teachers give us outside of class) and the topic was Milton. And the Paradise lost came up and I was able to impress the teachers by holding a (somewhat) sophisticated conversation on this, when in reality all I had done was watched this video 😂 Thanks Red!!!! ❤

  • @bbv8848
    @bbv8848 6 лет назад +155

    the way you portray lucifer reminds me of that one scene in Supernatural when Lucifer locked himself in Sam's room and refused to talk to Chuck.

  • @lisawoody1708
    @lisawoody1708 3 года назад +84

    The origins of portraying Satan go back to early Medieval times, when it was a tradition to caricaturize anything that caused fear so as to make it humorous and less threatening. Depicting Satan with horns, red skin and a forked tail was an early meme that was successful, if not Biblical. Thanks for making a difficult but important literary work so accessible.

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 Год назад +3

      In revelations, Satan is literally a seven headed red dragon that falls from heaven

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Vanity0666 In revelation everything is a metaphor and it can be hard to tell a prophecy from an acid trip.

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@EllipticalReasoning i know I love how crazy it can get with its symbolic imagery John was on the good shit

  • @galadrielfalciani6748
    @galadrielfalciani6748 6 лет назад +90

    7:53 this is my favorite scene in all of overly sarcastic production

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 5 лет назад +4

      That was like 5 great jokes in 20 seconds

  • @David-dz1cb
    @David-dz1cb 5 лет назад +55

    "What the Here" is my favorite bit of visual comedy all week. These videos are combating my depression somethin fierce :) You guys rock.

  • @dippy_dot_mann6922
    @dippy_dot_mann6922 6 лет назад +396

    Owen: **spits out coffee** You did WHAT? TO LUCIFER?
    God: Banished him. He misbehaved.
    Lucifer: I WAS PROVING, A POINT, DAD.

    • @bbv8848
      @bbv8848 6 лет назад +10

      You know, I just really needed that reference.

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 5 лет назад +8

      Who's Owen

    • @bbv8848
      @bbv8848 5 лет назад +11

      @@knightofsteel2783 watch PM Seymour

    • @Clarebear0925
      @Clarebear0925 5 лет назад +6

      Omg I’m so glad someone made that reference

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 5 лет назад +28

      Owen: Well, did you at least make it so him and the other fallen angels can’t get out of... What was it called again?
      God: Hell. And I did, as a matter of fact.
      Owen: Oh, Ok. So we shouldn’t have to-
      God: I put Sin and Death in charge of the gate and told them not to let Lucifer out.
      Owen: *WHAT!!!* YOU PUT HIS KIDS IN CHARGE?!?!?
      God: You make it seem like a bad thing.
      Owen: Wha- What was the logic in that?!?
      God: Well, Lucifer (my son) wouldn’t listen to me, so logically they won’t listen to him.
      Owen: *exasperated stammering* You know what? You don’t listen to me anyways, so why do I bother trying to change your mind now?

  • @Pensushets
    @Pensushets 4 года назад +68

    "however, our hero, Satan..."
    **Laughs hysterically**

  • @darthsyphilis6008
    @darthsyphilis6008 4 года назад +174

    I once saw a guy driving a hearse, he looked exactly like comic book Lucifer. Gold hair, black suit, lighting a cigarette with one hand, while driving.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 3 года назад +29

      Dude, I think you actually saw Lucifer that time

    • @your_local_lucifer
      @your_local_lucifer 2 года назад +14

      I should be concerned, but I'm currently intrigued.
      *pulls out notepad*
      Tell me more.

    • @darthsyphilis6008
      @darthsyphilis6008 2 года назад +13

      @@your_local_lucifer Thats pretty much it, drove by me in a second. I based a DnD character on him though.

    • @codysmith8639
      @codysmith8639 2 года назад +12

      Bro legit saw Satan

  • @sunflower_songs
    @sunflower_songs 5 лет назад +217

    “Daddy Issues?”
    *“I HEARD THAT.”*

  • @alchemist4evr
    @alchemist4evr 8 лет назад +2293

    Your Satan voice is eerily reminiscent of Bill from Gravity Falls. Just sayin'

    • @iq9844
      @iq9844 8 лет назад +172

      REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BBBBBYYYYYEEEE!!!!!!

    • @elegantlywasted3702
      @elegantlywasted3702 8 лет назад +48

      I thought the exact same thing while watching this.

    • @emr.b3437
      @emr.b3437 8 лет назад +56

      This actually explains a lot.

    • @tttv687
      @tttv687 7 лет назад +10

      Julia Day wait, what about claptrap?

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 7 лет назад +28

      THAT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE

  • @noahsolomon1550
    @noahsolomon1550 2 года назад +43

    As an agnostic, I find this hilarious! I love your content and keep up the good work!

  • @rosecoloredchloe
    @rosecoloredchloe 7 лет назад +455

    “Jesus my boi”

    • @meghanrodriguez2393
      @meghanrodriguez2393 7 лет назад +48

      "You want to do your old man proud?"

    • @anez1266
      @anez1266 6 лет назад +21

      Jesús: 👍
      God: Yaaaaay

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад +3

      "This Heaven is what all true angels strive *FOUR!* "

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад +4

      "I just wonder what Satan's up to?"
      "Your majesty, Satan and his minions have seized the Garden of Eden. It is written: Only Jesus can defeat Satan!"
      "Great! I'll grab my stuff!"
      "There is no time. Your cross *(for the crucifixion)* is enough!"

    • @hsd6716
      @hsd6716 6 лет назад +3

      MAH BOI

  • @Great_Olaf5
    @Great_Olaf5 6 лет назад +60

    8:03
    Jesus: Not. Helping. Satan.
    Satan: Hah! I've never had my existence summarized so succinctly before.

  • @wackiekebab6482
    @wackiekebab6482 5 лет назад +258

    "You're not my real dad!"
    "I'M EVERYONE'S REAL DAD"

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 года назад +1

      no

    • @ZephLodwick
      @ZephLodwick 3 года назад

      Doesn't that make the claim to fathership meaningless?

  • @TikoVerhelst
    @TikoVerhelst Год назад +8

    This is probably the most OSP video on this whole channel.
    Like, few videos will get more OSP than this.
    I love it.
    Also, this whole video lives rentfree in my head. There are just way too many good quotes in it!

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 10 месяцев назад +2

      I feel like it's definitely near-peak sarcasticness.

  • @kelly-alec
    @kelly-alec 7 лет назад +792

    "Satan will get what's coming to him when Jesus comes back to life." SATAN WILL FINALLY GET THERAPY FOR HIS EMOTIONAL ISSUES?????

  • @madisyngolab330
    @madisyngolab330 5 лет назад +72

    "Awesome. This was a terrible idea."
    Points for self-awareness

  • @natchnieni0
    @natchnieni0 5 лет назад +154

    The guy at "Knowing Better" mentioned, in his clip on this book, that the audiobook casts Ian MacDiarmid as Satan.
    Palpatine.
    Let that sink in.

  • @skelliebeeper5693
    @skelliebeeper5693 2 года назад +6

    Still one of your absolute best videos, and I love the way you both honor the literature(and faith!) AND hang a few lampshades at the same time.
    I hope there's more classics like this to be hilariously summarized one day, I miss these.

  • @marseldagistani1989
    @marseldagistani1989 6 лет назад +727

    Did lucifer open a bar after several millenia of being bored of ruling hell.

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 6 лет назад +29

      marsel dagistani i got that reference!

    • @winterstar5750
      @winterstar5750 5 лет назад +20

      I believe it is a fight club turned night club.

    • @madisyngolab330
      @madisyngolab330 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah, I'm sure hearing the screams of the damned gets real tiring with how much Aspirin you'd have to take for the headaches

    • @xxblue_a1phaxx472
      @xxblue_a1phaxx472 5 лет назад +17

      Is this the LUCIFER show

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 5 лет назад +1

      I would

  • @catbug516
    @catbug516 6 лет назад +126

    According to Ezekiel 28:13, a probable reference to Lucifer, we learn that he is an amazing being to behold: "You were the seal of perfection, full of wisdom and perfect in beauty. You were in Eden, the garden of God; every precious stone was your covering: the sardius, topaz, and diamond, beryl, onyx, and jasper, sapphire, turquoise, and emerald with gold. The workmanship of your timbrels and pipes was prepared for you on the day you were created."

    • @wendy7988
      @wendy7988 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад

      @@wendy7988 He is full of shit: Ezekiel 28
      A Prophecy Against the King of Tyre...

  • @gatorshark0870
    @gatorshark0870 7 лет назад +156

    That exchange between Jesus and Satin was just hilarious

  • @Exodia0715
    @Exodia0715 2 года назад +8

    The voice acting in this video is way better than anything else you guys have done and I'm all for it