Me and my friend was out walking his dog. He released the leash and the dog ran away from us. I yelled "The dog is running away, the dog is running away.". My friend calmly said "No worries. She has a leash". I just stood the speechless after that reply.
I literally laughed the whole time watching this video. I kept flashing my phone at my husband asking him if this wasn't the most hilarious thing he's ever seen.....he was unamused....I might be the silly one in this marriage hahahaha
I asked my husband to grab a bunch of bananas on his way home. Just one bunch. I got, well, I got A BUNCH of bananas. Like, 5 banana bunches. A lot of bananas. I had to explain that the clusters are called bunches...
During a DIY salon night, our friend got upset stating her blonde hair dye kit was "defective" because it contained 2 left gloves. She began looking for the sales receipt to exchange it. Edit: maybe you've never seen a hair color box kit, either? The gloves are identical.
Yeah, like the dimwit above who couldn't see why people would store towels in the kitchen, apparently never having heard of a thing called a "kitchen sink," and the fact that one can wash (and DRY) their hands in it.
with the amount of idiots i've seen in my life, I DON'T DOUBT ANYTHING ANYMORE we have flat earthers therefore we do indeed have people stupid enough to think a microwave is a storage shelf I DO NOT QUESTION THIS FACT hehe
Okay: 1: One day my wife and I were driving in an unfamiliar part of town at five in the afternoon. I said: I'll just drive north until we get to the freeway. She said: How do you know which way is north? I said: Because the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. She said: Every day? 2: My wife thought that north was always up-hill because it is always upward on maps. My wife has four college degrees...... To be fair, I have no doubt that my wife has some stories of her own about me.
I have a mate who i've learned not to text him a question with alternative answers because nine times out of ten he'll answer yes, or ok... It used to REALLY annoy me, but now i only ask questions with a yes or no answer
When I turned 18, I was told that pregnant women couldn't get a drivers license if you were 8-9 months pregnant...(tummy would be in the way)...but actually my new husband was 3 months younger than me, and didn't want me to get my license before him...and his mom helped him come up with the idea...I was really dumb...
watering a plastic plant three times is *nothing* I know a dude who did it for 7 YEARS(!!) then his friends finally couldn´t take it anymore and clued him in....and he´d been so proud of his eic green thumb because the plant just kept on blooming XD
I heard one the other day about a guy returning a palm tree to the store because some leaves had fallen off. The cashier told it it was ok, because they'd grow back. He was very confused...he thought it was a plastic plant Apparently he took a refund and left with a very red face.
@@riggingengineer speaking of palm trees, there is this house we drive past on our way to church that had this humongous plastic palm tree (which especially looks weird because we live in a forest mountain area). Not to mention I think it glows in the dark. He has it because he wants fellow cars to notice it so they don't crash into his house. Don't know why I am telling you this, I just think it's sort of funny. ☺
@@thebigmann81 He isn´t mentally challenged, actually he has a degree in computer science, but is rather stupid when it comes to plain normal, worldly stuff - as we say in my neck of the woods: all A´s but too stupid to boil water without burning it
You'd be astounded as to the amount of people that think knowledge equates to intelligence. All knowledge requires is a good memory, where as intelligence equates to a person being able to use whatever knowledge they have to solve new and existing problems, more so when done in new and creative ways.
Knowledge is knowing _how_ to do a thing, intelligence is understanding _why_ to do a thing, and wisdom is knowing whether or not you _should_ do a thing.
When I first started dating my wife, she wanted to make some tea. When the tea was finished she said I don't know what to do with the tea bags. I said put them in the trash can. She said to me " Are you Stupid"? It will catch the house on fire. We seriously had a 15 minute conversation after that and I never was sure if she believed me. That was 21 years ago. As it turned out. This was not a random case. She really was stupid..
You let them cool on a plate and then put them on your eyes... it really is good for you.. Regular tea, and some herbs.. not so sure about cinnamon and other spices.
@ 3:24 Wife asked me to drive her car to work and check the air in the tires because the light came on "the other day" ..... Just to be clear: the tire pressure indicator light IS illuminated. I think the dummy is the guy posting this picture. I'm assuming he doesn't realize that both the low gasoline and low air tire pressure lights are illuminated..
Same, I didn’t understand why that one was on there. It’s actually impressive if she knew what that light was without looking it up, most people don’t.
@steve gale We are all aware that its not real cheese. This was found out years and years ago. I think there are some people who are trying to just act like they are super intelligent on the whole point when its not necessary. No one wants to eat a plastic wrapper. So take the muther off the cheese before you stick it on the bread.
@steve gale Wow, yep you are triggered. All i was saying was the discussion is quite meaningless as no one wants to eat plastic wrap in the first place. I mean maybe YOU do, but I would assume most people take it off when eating it. I think its just funny that people have to make egghead comments like this, when again the point is that no one eats plastic wrap. HENCE, why the dude wondered wtf my girl didn't take the plastic off the cheese.
9:51 I did something like this once, only dumber. Was moving house, just finished getting everything in the van and got in. Was on the phone talking to my mother about it while getting ready to drive when she asked me if I was sure I hadn't forgotten anything. I thought about it while saying I was pretty sure i hadn't and even patted myself down to make sure I had everything on me I was supposed to. Discovered that the pocket my phone was supposed to be in was empty. I immediately panicked. My dad was in the drivers seat and my sister was on my other side having helped me move and I suddenly declared in complete seriousness to my mother on the other end "Oh no! I've lost my phone!" She was confused. My dad and sister were looking at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world and I couldn't understand why they weren't helping me. Then my sister pointed out that I was HOLDING IT and talking to my mother on it. Biggest brain fart I've ever had. To be fair it had been a very long morning of moving and I find moving house intensely stressful. I also hadn't eaten and my brain runs poorly without calories. Still, it was pretty damn stupid.
@@joannerush1524 Try being in the military and getting caught wearing two different colored socks because you were too hungover to notice or care. Lifetime ago. Don't judge me.
My kids are 20 and 23. Both them and all their friends thought that along time ago up until the fifties everything was black and white. I thought they were trolling me but it was true. The shock on their faces when I told them they were stupid was funnier than hell. Can you imagine? I guess it was never a subject that nobody ever brought up before.
5:46 I was staring at this for so long trying to figure out what they did wrong. Technically the gf did the right thing because it will charge faster this way. I do that too.
Not necessarily Tan Lan, charging speed depends on the type of USB ports. Basically what the AC/DC plug adapter does is convert the outlet power down to the correct voltage/amperage needed to charge the phone. This appears to be a charging device made to allow you to charge several different devices from one outlet. My guess would be for this device the USB ports are putting out the same amount of power as the plug in converter, so there wouldn't be any difference in charging time. If these were old USB ports, then yes, they use to put out a lower amount of power, but I would think the ports in this device would be at the same level as the converter.
Confession time..when I was still quite young, early 20’s- was asked by a boyfriend to pick up Castrol for his car- but I had not heard of it before so very cluelessly went into the auto parts store and asked where the castor oil was...sigh...
I've been there. Sometimes that's the best deal when the store is trying to get rid of them. Do I want 20 tortillas for $2.99 or 80 tortillas for $3.99? Make a pimp decision...
@ 3:22 both the low fuel light and the tire pressure light were on. The low fuel light is under the fuel gauge, and the other light means low tire pressure. Turns out the wife mentioned in the caption was right.
Pilot & Flying J are typically truck stops that you see on major roads/Interstates. They pump fuel as well as having limited food service and they tout themselves as having the best coffee on the interstates. So what you are seeing is fuel truck with coffee advertisement. As another poster pointed out, there is a "Flammable" sign just to the right of the word "PILOT" on the back of the trailer. Generally, (unless it's a bottled variety, coffee is not transported in a liquid state. It would be much to expensive to be hauling all the water around. Coffee beans or Ground coffee wouldn't be transported in this type of tanker trailer.
3:56..i totally agree I'm afraid of heights but my husband sat on the floor so I had to show how brave I was while I laughed so hard then at the end of the ride the female carnie says "you can stop screaming now sir"...... at first glance I thought the truck was full of coffee as well
I doubt very much this one is true/real. First of all, I have trouble believing any guy would go into the examination room with his wife/girlfriend, and if he did, I don't think he'd be looking to talk up sports while they were in there. Given that, there are clearly other charts/images next to this one. Believe it or not a guys mind will go to sex (vagina) before sports (longhorn image). Finally, even though the general shape is similar, it's clearly not the Longhorn logo. The Longhorn avatar has ears and the horns are on an upward slant, not rounded like this image and the nose is rounded, it doesn't have the two lobes like the bottom of the uterus.
@@patriotretiree903 ~ so you're saying the moon is made of blue cheese? WTF are you talking about, I never mention a/the female anywhere in my entire comment.
8:18 understandable, I'm 15 and got my permit a few weeks ago, and when the nice lady asked my if I wanted to be an organ donor I thought that I wouldn't be able to be cremated and that my whole body would go to science when I just wanted to die in peace lmao, but when I used to hear people say eye donor I thought that they stole your eyes while you were still alive so I relate to this man 🤦🤣
Ladies, let me explain you the concept of "expectation management". You think that you married a complete doofus of a husband, but most of the "I asked my husband..." things shown here are excellent examples of husbands making sure to keep the bar low. Great job gents!
I asked my former husband if he ever made his former wife climax in bed, his response was "of course she did we have 3 children" It was all downhill from there!
True story ... In my early 20s my wife (high school sweetheart) questioned my bucketlist item of wanting to fish for salmon in Alaska one day. "How do you plan to get there, flights are expensive". I said "I'll probably drive up" ... she said, in a condescending tone ... "You can't drive there, it's an island, DUH" Yes, she actually said "DUH" as if I was the idiot. If you don't get why she thought Alaska was an island, think about how they show Alaska in books ...
Me and my ex wife went to myrtle beach. Had her best friend with us. While were were driving I would see her raise up and open her mouth. Then she would look at me and look at her best friend. This went on for about 5 miles. I finally asked her what the hell she was doing. She was sitting in the middle of the truck. She saw the reflection from her shirt and thought she had words in her mouth. Omg
I must be an idiot regarding some things, especially anything food related because I know zilch about cooking. :19, I wouldn't know how to cut an avocado either, 3:47, don't know jack about using a grill, 4:02, don't know what that is, 4:42, just as easily could have been something I would have done, 5:56, can't figure out what's going on in that picture, 6:15, have no idea how women's clothes work, 6:38, what's wrong with that...it's frozen yogurt, right?, 6:49, don't know what a beard brush looks like, that looks like a shower sponge to me, 7:23, don't know what the problem is, those are berries. Apparently, I'm an idiot. Stay away from me.
0:19 You generally cut along the longitude, not latitude. You also don't slice through the pit/seed. You slice along it, and pop the avocado in half, then remove the whole pit in one go. 3:47 more charcoal, I don't know for that particular grill if it needed to be on top or below that metal plate, either way you want a decent sized pile of it. 4:02 general edification it's hops, which is used in making beer. 4:42 Is more about knowledge than intelligence. If you don't bake I could see the mistake the first time. 5:56 the lock is only around the pole, it isn't actually securing the bike. You could lift the lock over the water bottle holder, and just walk off with the bike. 6:15 you only fasten one column of the eyelets. There are several you pick the one that gives the correct tightness (think holes on a belt). Not a woman but I've taken enough bras off to know that. 6:38 think she was looking for yogurt that was frozen, not Frozen yogurt 6:49 I've always heard those referred to as a loofah, I don't know if he wanted an artificial or natural sponge, but those aren't sponges. You'd have to google beard brush, but they have a lot more bristles. 7:23 the ones on the left are raspberries which were asked for. The ones on the right are blackberries not blueberries. I've bought packages like that, and they say on the label the type of berry so really no excuse.
@@jago668 Thanks for the explanations. Cutting the avocado the way you described makes sense. I could see where more charcoal would help. Not a drinker, so I don't really know what a hop is. Get the baking thing now. Can see the lock now that you mention it. I'll take your word about the bra. So she wanted regular yogurt that had been put in the freezer? I suppose he should have been more specific about the sponge and brush. I see that they're blackberries now. Thanks again.
Worked with these two brothers from NY. One always had tales to tell and always one upped you. Well he started on one of his tales at break and his brother reaches across behind his back , grabs his hard hat pulls out a marker and writes Sir Real on it. I don't why but 15 years later I still laugh at the thought!
Oh dear.Considering we think we speak the same language,these comments show that the literal nature/interpretations of our cousins across the pond makes understanding very hit-and -miss.
@@flossie5432 - My girlfriend gave me a list of things to pick up at the grocery store. It was something like this: 1 - eggs 5 - bananas 1 - coconut 2 - sour cream 1 - milk This wasn't the actual list, but similar. And yes, it was pretty much worded very simply like that. I bought an actual coconut. She was not happy, she said I should have bought a "bag of shredded coconut" and that I should have known because "what could she do with a whole coconut". I, didn't have any idea what specifically she needed the coconut for. When I bought it, I didn't give it a second thought. I'm not sure it would have made any difference if gave it a second or even third thought. I mean, they sell them at the grocery store, basically right next to the bananas. People do buy them and use them to make things to eat, so why not her. If I did consider that she might have meant "a bag of shredded coconut", I would have bought the whole coconut because I could imagine her saying "it was very clear, 1 - coconut, not a bag of coconut, and the coconuts are right next to the bananas..." That was 20 years ago, and I still hear about it. Well, if it happened today, I might call her and ask (no cellphones back then). I expect that rather than tell me which she wanted, she would say "well, what do you think I need?". Because, well, guys are supposed to be psychic.
Katerina Luna diCamella Neither is that. The point is you would probably think to remove *inedible, chemical full* plastic before giving it to your *loved one*
The year the singer, Madonna, had her first child I asked my husband to purchase religious Christmas postage stamps. His selection wasn't what I had in mind and he replied, "Well the only other Christmas stamp the post office had was Madonna and Child but I knew you didn't want that!".
I once got a frantic call from the wife saying the interior door handle broke off & now she's struck inside her car. I told her roll down the window and open it from the outside, she then asked how is she going to roll the window back up once she gets out? I repiled with "awe hell, just crawl across the car and use one of the other 3 doors"....lots of respect was loss that day.
My door handle broke too. I did end up winding the window down. I have since replaced it, and modified the handle from rivet attachment to screws. You are supposed to replace the whole door panel if the handle breaks. No way I was throwing out a good door panel just for a handle.
My wife called and said she couldn't start her car and was at the local WalMart. Left work and found her by the car and asked her what she had done she showed me that she put the car in DRIVE and then turned the Ignition to on but nothing happened. Now realize I, ME taught her how to drive over twenty years ago and suddenly she forgot why the car has to be in Park or Neutral in order to have it start. I put it in Park and turned the key and what do you know? It started. She SWEARS I did something to make it run and still wants to know what I did. I refuse to tell her.
I have been driving 41 yrs. I still accidentally try to start it sometimes in another gear to this day. Sometimes I simply forget to put it in park. It is one of the reasons I prefer a standard. First world problems eh? Can't complain.
I knew a woman who thought regular 60watt light bulbs that you put in an average light fixture also went into hand held flashlights. I also knew a guy who didn't know that you had to change the bag to a vacuum cleaner. The simpler things that people surprising do not know anything about.
I have a pair of dollar store flip flops for basement shoes because the litter box is there. The cat tracks enough gravel around the house as it is, I'm not going to track any more. So the flip flops don't come up stairs.
Wife sticks a butter knife into toaster to dislodge toast, I screamed "STOP you can get electrocuted, unplug it first!" She replied, I shit you not, "I didn't know that." smh
So, I use to work for an insurance company. Our only clients were Alumni Associations for a large number of the leading universities in the USA. That means that all of our clients were COLLEGE GRADUATES! (Recent college graduates at that.) We offered short term health insurance (up to 90 days) to the kids for after graduation, before they got a job. (This was back before they could stay on their parent's policy until 26.) The Alumni Associations also gave a $5000 or $10,000 FREE 1 year life insurance policy to them, again to cover them until they got a job. I worked customer service and every day I would get questions like "What is premium? What is a deductible? And my favorite "You mean I have to DIE to get this money???" They would also name pets and plants as beneficiary. By the way, these people are now in their 40s and VOTING! College FTW!
My husband isn't much of an outdoor person, I'm too well aware of that, but still, he got me baffled when he thought mooses are carnivores. (We live in Sweden and mooses are quite common and not very exotic).
Some of these are just honest mistakes due to lack of knowledge and experience, not actually being a genuine idiot. If lack of knowledge and experience makes one an idiot, then we are all idiots because we don't all have knowledge or experience of many things.
I remember the past was in black and white. My son once said to me "How can they have black and white tv?" One day I was playing my old records. My son asked "What are they? I explained there were groves in the records and the needle picked up the sound. He said " What will they think of next." When I was in my 20's my girlfriend ran out of clean jeans. She discovered that my jeans fitted her. So she started wearing them. Wasnt long before I was walking around in her jeans without noticing.
Maybe he meant a sponge to scrub the shower not a sponge to shower with. And that's not a beard brush it's a brush for curling hair while it's being blow dried.
The one where her husband forgot his phone and asked her to deliver it how did he ask her to bring it to him and if it was a different phone or number she could have contacted that TRUE FACTS!!!
@@user-yk5xu8gr1e interesting point, but my ex bfs mothers boxes always had an awful dishwasher taste wish messed up all the foods, I could barely enjoy food there
@@anniebe4992 plastic containers should anyways steer clear of dishwasher and microwave.....heat makes them leach chemicals, bpa free or not....and some ppl even use dishwashing liquid generously Or not rinsing thoroughly.... so that might be the cause too....
5:46 A travel adapter is NECESSARY when using electronics brought from region with different voltage from the region you are using the thing. Besides, socket with USB plug must be put together carefully to prevent short circuit since there are a lots of metal pieces in that thing. Using an adapter with earth wire would be wise if the person's gf have no trust in whoever make that socket.
Me and my friend was out walking his dog. He released the leash and the dog ran away from us. I yelled "The dog is running away, the dog is running away.". My friend calmly said "No worries. She has a leash". I just stood the speechless after that reply.
I’m impressed the wife has the ability to cut through an avacado seed.
If your girlfriend can lift and carry that wooden post for the fire, you better just say "Thanks, babe."
You may as well give her the axe and kindly ask her to finish the job😄😄😄
you may also question if she's actually a dude
Exactly what i was thinking
@@eksine i could do it... So u better shut ur mouth
@@deletedaccount8511 r u a BoYy?
that texas longhorn killed me lol
RIP⚰️⚰️⚰️
I literally laughed the whole time watching this video. I kept flashing my phone at my husband asking him if this wasn't the most hilarious thing he's ever seen.....he was unamused....I might be the silly one in this marriage hahahaha
I asked my husband to grab a bunch of bananas on his way home. Just one bunch. I got, well, I got A BUNCH of bananas. Like, 5 banana bunches.
A lot of bananas.
I had to explain that the clusters are called bunches...
You probably should've said dozen or something lol
@@akhilesh6072
You expect him to know what a dozen means?
He'd probably come back with nothing and say "they only had regular bananas."
During a DIY salon night, our friend got upset stating her blonde hair dye kit was "defective" because it contained 2 left gloves. She began looking for the sales receipt to exchange it.
Edit: maybe you've never seen a hair color box kit, either? The gloves are identical.
The one with the towels in the microwave HAD to have been a joke. I refuse to believe otherwise.
Yeah, like the dimwit above who couldn't see why people would store towels in the kitchen, apparently never having heard of a thing called a "kitchen sink," and the fact that one can wash (and DRY) their hands in it.
Spyro Fan , nope I can attest to that one myself . 😞
with the amount of idiots i've seen in my life, I DON'T DOUBT ANYTHING ANYMORE
we have flat earthers
therefore we do indeed have people stupid enough to think a microwave is a storage shelf
I DO NOT QUESTION THIS FACT
hehe
That one could've been me, just so incase she will ask why they are there, I can say: "You didn't say, WHERE in the kitchen." ;)
never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Okay:
1:
One day my wife and I were driving in an unfamiliar part of town at five in the afternoon.
I said: I'll just drive north until we get to the freeway.
She said: How do you know which way is north?
I said: Because the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
She said: Every day?
2:
My wife thought that north was always up-hill because it is always upward on maps.
My wife has four college degrees......
To be fair, I have no doubt that my wife has some stories of her own about me.
4:50 Points out girlfriend is dumb for not knowing she's holding HDMI cables......spells cable: CABEL.
Cabel sounds German
Shes really dumb?...
@@MK_90X We write it "Kabel", tough.
I thought it said HDMI right on it. This had me crying.🤣😂
@@MadIIMike tough or Though?
My father asked me if I wanted soup or beans for lunch.I said "yes please",he asked me ,"yes please what".I said " I want some super beans".
I have a mate who i've learned not to text him a question with alternative answers because nine times out of ten he'll answer yes, or ok...
It used to REALLY annoy me, but now i only ask questions with a yes or no answer
Girl who brought half a tree is a KEEPER, whoever packed the lunch was probably half asleep. 🤣🤣
When I turned 18, I was told that pregnant women couldn't get a drivers license if you were 8-9 months pregnant...(tummy would be in the way)...but actually my new husband was 3 months younger than me, and didn't want me to get my license before him...and his mom helped him come up with the idea...I was really dumb...
watering a plastic plant three times is *nothing* I know a dude who did it for 7 YEARS(!!) then his friends finally couldn´t take it anymore and clued him in....and he´d been so proud of his eic green thumb because the plant just kept on blooming XD
I heard one the other day about a guy returning a palm tree to the store because some leaves had fallen off. The cashier told it it was ok, because they'd grow back. He was very confused...he thought it was a plastic plant Apparently he took a refund and left with a very red face.
@@riggingengineer speaking of palm trees, there is this house we drive past on our way to church that had this humongous plastic palm tree (which especially looks weird because we live in a forest mountain area). Not to mention I think it glows in the dark. He has it because he wants fellow cars to notice it so they don't crash into his house. Don't know why I am telling you this, I just think it's sort of funny. ☺
@@thebigmann81 He isn´t mentally challenged, actually he has a degree in computer science, but is rather stupid when it comes to plain normal, worldly stuff - as we say in my neck of the woods: all A´s but too stupid to boil water without burning it
So where was the water actually going if not being absorbed by the plant?
should have
Between my wife and I... there is WAY too much of these things in our shared life. Way too much. I guess we were meant for each other. 😐
Please! Between my wife and me. How does anyone get I and me mixed up?
@@PanglossDr.... 'murricains ....
Sylvia, it is just plain ignorance about something which is very simple.
That's so sweet. I hope you have a happy life together 😘
Don't forget to put the spaghetti on the stove.
That moment that you realize that you have no partner😂
Sad but true Σ( ° △ °|||)
thats it friend, cry it out
Lol that must be nice
Richard Stilling It’s amazing but only if you have a weekly booty call!!!
.... still waay better no partner than an idiot, ain't it?
3:20 I think the wife was more clever than he thought lol
knowledge and intelligence are not the same thing
Jaroslav Záruba but the smarter you are, the more knowledge you will have
You'd be astounded as to the amount of people that think knowledge equates to intelligence. All knowledge requires is a good memory, where as intelligence equates to a person being able to use whatever knowledge they have to solve new and existing problems, more so when done in new and creative ways.
The smarter you are, the more you realize how much you have to learn.
Knowledge is knowing _how_ to do a thing, intelligence is understanding _why_ to do a thing, and wisdom is knowing whether or not you _should_ do a thing.
I think you mean common sense is not the same as intelligence. As someone once told me, common sense is not so common as you think.
I laughed so hard at the frozen yogurt part 😂
When I first started dating my wife, she wanted to make some tea. When the tea was finished she said I don't know what to do with the tea bags. I said put them in the trash can. She said to me " Are you Stupid"? It will catch the house on fire. We seriously had a 15 minute conversation after that and I never was sure if she believed me. That was 21 years ago. As it turned out. This was not a random case. She really was stupid..
You let them cool on a plate and then put them on your eyes... it really is good for you.. Regular tea, and some herbs.. not so sure about cinnamon and other spices.
@@Alaskawolfes that'll catch your eyes on fire!!
But... why did you marry her?
@@DRT813 Because Love makes people stupid. 🤣
The moment you realize your partner might be passive-aggressive.
Yes, that's the second thought that comes to mind (if you know your partner is not generally stupid).
The Texas Longhorn one absolutely killed me!!!
“That moment when you realize your partner might be an idiot”
*Man. Thank god im single.*
@ 3:24 Wife asked me to drive her car to work and check the air in the tires because the light came on "the other day" .....
Just to be clear: the tire pressure indicator light IS illuminated. I think the dummy is the guy posting this picture.
I'm assuming he doesn't realize that both the low gasoline and low air tire pressure lights are illuminated..
it aint easy beein a stupid kid thinkning he got all the brains :P
I was also trying to figure that one out
Same, I didn’t understand why that one was on there. It’s actually impressive if she knew what that light was without looking it up, most people don’t.
He was saying she was stupid for not checking it earlier.
Driving with low tire pressure is REALLY dangerous.
@@hanswangnstvold435 I really doubt that. It goes on in my vehicle at 2 pound below standard. I doubt any lives have been lost to that margin error.
6:28 that's actually a genius photograph 😎👍
It has the entire story in one single picture.
At 3:19....The Tire light IS on....I guess he was laughing at the empty tank.....
1:15 there's no difference between it being unwrapped or wrapped cause its just plastic either way, ones just softer.
My dad believed that, too but he was old and believed everything he read and if he read it once, then it was suddenly his area of expertise.
For sure! Hold the cheese and the wrapper both over a flame..the wrapper will melt and the cheese just goes black and brittle like rubber
@steve gale We are all aware that its not real cheese. This was found out years and years ago. I think there are some people who are trying to just act like they are super intelligent on the whole point when its not necessary. No one wants to eat a plastic wrapper. So take the muther off the cheese before you stick it on the bread.
@steve gale You mad?
@steve gale Wow, yep you are triggered. All i was saying was the discussion is quite meaningless as no one wants to eat plastic wrap in the first place. I mean maybe YOU do, but I would assume most people take it off when eating it. I think its just funny that people have to make egghead comments like this, when again the point is that no one eats plastic wrap. HENCE, why the dude wondered wtf my girl didn't take the plastic off the cheese.
9:51 I did something like this once, only dumber. Was moving house, just finished getting everything in the van and got in. Was on the phone talking to my mother about it while getting ready to drive when she asked me if I was sure I hadn't forgotten anything. I thought about it while saying I was pretty sure i hadn't and even patted myself down to make sure I had everything on me I was supposed to. Discovered that the pocket my phone was supposed to be in was empty. I immediately panicked. My dad was in the drivers seat and my sister was on my other side having helped me move and I suddenly declared in complete seriousness to my mother on the other end "Oh no! I've lost my phone!" She was confused. My dad and sister were looking at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world and I couldn't understand why they weren't helping me. Then my sister pointed out that I was HOLDING IT and talking to my mother on it.
Biggest brain fart I've ever had. To be fair it had been a very long morning of moving and I find moving house intensely stressful. I also hadn't eaten and my brain runs poorly without calories. Still, it was pretty damn stupid.
I looked at the thumbnail and shuddered.
Imagine being in a relationship with someone who thinks individually wrapped cheese slices are food!
Indeed. Processed cheese is not real. She was being passive aggressive over a sandwich.
I've talked on my cell phone while looking for my cell phone. That's how common those things are now.
I've done that... I also took the remote control with me to work thinking it was my cell phone . I have done that on at least 2 occasions. Lol.
@@charlieswanger8519 I wonder if anyone has ever, accidentally brought their dog to work?
I have searched for keys when they were in my hand.
I was looking all over for my sunglasses and they were on top of my head!
@@joannerush1524 Try being in the military and getting caught wearing two different colored socks because you were too hungover to notice or care. Lifetime ago. Don't judge me.
My kids are 20 and 23. Both them and all their friends thought that along time ago up until the fifties everything was black and white. I thought they were trolling me but it was true. The shock on their faces when I told them they were stupid was funnier than hell. Can you imagine? I guess it was never a subject that nobody ever brought up before.
That level of ignorance frustrates me. People, fruits and vegetables, animals, grass, trees..... I can't even begin
And God said "Let there be color.", and there was, and it was good.
Americans for sure!!! LOL
I'm curious to know how they explained this to themselves? in their minds why or how did the world change to colour? I'm fascinated!
@@natashabruce2100Maybe they watched Pleasantville and thought it was a documentary.
7:03 No wonder you girlfriend was confused by the tupperware request; its actually a gladware bowl.
Sometimes it's good to have someone around doing all those goof-ups, instead of living a lonely life altogether...
I agree ! Marriage isn't always easy but these silly times make it worth it in my opinion 😊 life is too short to be serious all the time
5:46 I was staring at this for so long trying to figure out what they did wrong. Technically the gf did the right thing because it will charge faster this way. I do that too.
Not necessarily Tan Lan, charging speed depends on the type of USB ports. Basically what the AC/DC plug adapter does is convert the outlet power down to the correct voltage/amperage needed to charge the phone. This appears to be a charging device made to allow you to charge several different devices from one outlet. My guess would be for this device the USB ports are putting out the same amount of power as the plug in converter, so there wouldn't be any difference in charging time. If these were old USB ports, then yes, they use to put out a lower amount of power, but I would think the ports in this device would be at the same level as the converter.
I'd rather just keep everything together. Now if all of the outlets in say a kitchen were full then the USB would be the ticket.
Bullshit. It's completely dependent on the charger, which could range anywhere from 500 mA to 2.5 amps.
Yup, no point in separating them just so the converter can get lost somewhere.
All those "I sent my husband to the store for {x}" stories... Yes. I now text him pictures of the items we need. That works most of the time. MOST.
Confession time..when I was still quite young, early 20’s- was asked by a boyfriend to pick up Castrol for his car- but I had not heard of it before so very cluelessly went into the auto parts store and asked where the castor oil was...sigh...
5:25 lmao that’s his way maybe saying whoever did you nails didn’t do a good job hahahaha
Prosperity, peace, love. Not necessarily in that order. But the basic ingredients. Good mix.
"...bought 40 tortillas"
Um... and? :D
Tortillas are great! Why not by 40 of them?
Right you can never have enough lol
@@theredstonehive they go stale pretty quickly once you open the package.
Tortilla Feast! Bucket of tomatoes, onions, garlic!
I've been there. Sometimes that's the best deal when the store is trying to get rid of them. Do I want 20 tortillas for $2.99 or 80 tortillas for $3.99? Make a pimp decision...
@ 3:22 both the low fuel light and the tire pressure light were on. The low fuel light is under the fuel gauge, and the other light means low tire pressure. Turns out the wife mentioned in the caption was right.
"She innocently pointed to a bluish star and asked Is that Earth?" WTF!!!
At 3:21 the tire pressure warning light is on, someone's just smart enough to get you to put some gas in.
4:08 I didn't know there were still nimrods out there that think they're being nice, or making points, by "offering" to clean the house.
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of distribution of labor in a relationship?
apumpkinsmom- Right?!?! My friend's husband always says the same thing when dads offer to "babysit." He's like, "IT'S CALLED PARENTING!!!"
Welll, does she mow the lawn or fix stuff?
Some of these are genius.
9:49 is terrifying to contemplate
He wore his wifes Chic Jeans all day lol!!!......Wait, his wifes Chic jeans fit him.....(?)
Both are slim. In college I used to wear my SO's jeans.
1:15 I wouldn’t even be mad cause I’ll be laughing so hard 😂
3:13 ...... I might be an idiot too lol
same
Cofee grounds
Thats just bad design lol
Pilot Truck Stops claim to have the best coffee on the interstate (I agree). The tank is Flammable 1203 (Diesel Fuel)
Pilot & Flying J are typically truck stops that you see on major roads/Interstates. They pump fuel as well as having limited food service and they tout themselves as having the best coffee on the interstates. So what you are seeing is fuel truck with coffee advertisement. As another poster pointed out, there is a "Flammable" sign just to the right of the word "PILOT" on the back of the trailer. Generally, (unless it's a bottled variety, coffee is not transported in a liquid state. It would be much to expensive to be hauling all the water around. Coffee beans or Ground coffee wouldn't be transported in this type of tanker trailer.
2:08 that was incredibly hilarious
LOL
Actually the white line around a stop sign is called a Stoptional sign :)
3:56..i totally agree I'm afraid of heights but my husband sat on the floor so I had to show how brave I was while I laughed so hard then at the end of the ride the female carnie says "you can stop screaming now sir"...... at first glance I thought the truck was full of coffee as well
I'm female and saw a bull in the uterus picture too. Optical illusion?
I doubt very much this one is true/real. First of all, I have trouble believing any guy would go into the examination room with his wife/girlfriend, and if he did, I don't think he'd be looking to talk up sports while they were in there. Given that, there are clearly other charts/images next to this one. Believe it or not a guys mind will go to sex (vagina) before sports (longhorn image). Finally, even though the general shape is similar, it's clearly not the Longhorn logo. The Longhorn avatar has ears and the horns are on an upward slant, not rounded like this image and the nose is rounded, it doesn't have the two lobes like the bottom of the uterus.
@@bambamnj ~ so you're saying it was really the female patient
@@patriotretiree903 ~ so you're saying the moon is made of blue cheese?
WTF are you talking about, I never mention a/the female anywhere in my entire comment.
@@bambamnj Relax dude, no need to get defensive. The female patient is telling the story.
@@bambamnj If the reason for going to the gynecologist is pregnancy-related, it's not so unlikely the husband would go in with her.
8:18 understandable, I'm 15 and got my permit a few weeks ago, and when the nice lady asked my if I wanted to be an organ donor I thought that I wouldn't be able to be cremated and that my whole body would go to science when I just wanted to die in peace lmao, but when I used to hear people say eye donor I thought that they stole your eyes while you were still alive so I relate to this man 🤦🤣
Ladies, let me explain you the concept of "expectation management". You think that you married a complete doofus of a husband, but most of the "I asked my husband..." things shown here are excellent examples of husbands making sure to keep the bar low. Great job gents!
@hijackwannabev ~ Most divorces are initiated by women because they want the money without the responsibilities.
What if I'm a lesbian?
@hijackwannabev ~ Maybe, but it's much worse for men. There is _literally_ no benefit for a man to get married.
THE BEST video I have seen in quite some time. 🤣🤣🤣😁👏👏👏
I asked my former husband if he ever made his former wife climax in bed, his response was "of course she did we have 3 children" It was all downhill from there!
justme1961- My deepest condolences!
Honestly, one needs to tap people on the head and check if they're hollow before dating them these days.
Oh i am so sorry
True story ... In my early 20s my wife (high school sweetheart) questioned my bucketlist item of wanting to fish for salmon in Alaska one day. "How do you plan to get there, flights are expensive". I said "I'll probably drive up" ... she said, in a condescending tone ... "You can't drive there, it's an island, DUH" Yes, she actually said "DUH" as if I was the idiot. If you don't get why she thought Alaska was an island, think about how they show Alaska in books ...
10:01 I'll bet he probably wondered what his boss and co-workers were laughing about all day! xD
I sure as hell wouldn't admit that on Twitter.
Me and my ex wife went to myrtle beach. Had her best friend with us. While were were driving I would see her raise up and open her mouth. Then she would look at me and look at her best friend. This went on for about 5 miles. I finally asked her what the hell she was doing. She was sitting in the middle of the truck. She saw the reflection from her shirt and thought she had words in her mouth. Omg
I must be an idiot regarding some things, especially anything food related because I know zilch about cooking. :19, I wouldn't know how to cut an avocado either, 3:47, don't know jack about using a grill, 4:02, don't know what that is, 4:42, just as easily could have been something I would have done, 5:56, can't figure out what's going on in that picture, 6:15, have no idea how women's clothes work, 6:38, what's wrong with that...it's frozen yogurt, right?, 6:49, don't know what a beard brush looks like, that looks like a shower sponge to me, 7:23, don't know what the problem is, those are berries. Apparently, I'm an idiot. Stay away from me.
0:19 You generally cut along the longitude, not latitude. You also don't slice through the pit/seed. You slice along it, and pop the avocado in half, then remove the whole pit in one go.
3:47 more charcoal, I don't know for that particular grill if it needed to be on top or below that metal plate, either way you want a decent sized pile of it.
4:02 general edification it's hops, which is used in making beer.
4:42 Is more about knowledge than intelligence. If you don't bake I could see the mistake the first time.
5:56 the lock is only around the pole, it isn't actually securing the bike. You could lift the lock over the water bottle holder, and just walk off with the bike.
6:15 you only fasten one column of the eyelets. There are several you pick the one that gives the correct tightness (think holes on a belt). Not a woman but I've taken enough bras off to know that.
6:38 think she was looking for yogurt that was frozen, not Frozen yogurt
6:49 I've always heard those referred to as a loofah, I don't know if he wanted an artificial or natural sponge, but those aren't sponges. You'd have to google beard brush, but they have a lot more bristles.
7:23 the ones on the left are raspberries which were asked for. The ones on the right are blackberries not blueberries. I've bought packages like that, and they say on the label the type of berry so really no excuse.
@@jago668 wow, you will be a great partner in the future
@@jago668 Thanks for the explanations. Cutting the avocado the way you described makes sense. I could see where more charcoal would help. Not a drinker, so I don't really know what a hop is. Get the baking thing now. Can see the lock now that you mention it. I'll take your word about the bra. So she wanted regular yogurt that had been put in the freezer? I suppose he should have been more specific about the sponge and brush. I see that they're blackberries now. Thanks again.
@@jago668 good job
(O_O); I'm staying away from you!
Worked with these two brothers from NY. One always had tales to tell and always one upped you. Well he started on one of his tales at break and his brother reaches across behind his back , grabs his hard hat pulls out a marker and writes Sir Real on it. I don't why but 15 years later I still laugh at the thought!
Ask him to put spaghetti on the stove so I can start dinner? He did what you asked. If he boiled water and put it in, "he" would be starting dinner.
she expected it to be on the stove, in the package....you need to be in this video.
He did exactly what he was told to do. What if he would have boiled it and she got mad for not listening to her instructions?? 😂
@Hinzel 77 I don't know why she would ask it. But she did.
Oh dear.Considering we think we speak the same language,these comments show that the literal nature/interpretations of our cousins across the pond makes understanding very hit-and -miss.
@@flossie5432 - My girlfriend gave me a list of things to pick up at the grocery store. It was something like this:
1 - eggs
5 - bananas
1 - coconut
2 - sour cream
1 - milk
This wasn't the actual list, but similar. And yes, it was pretty much worded very simply like that.
I bought an actual coconut. She was not happy, she said I should have bought a "bag of shredded coconut" and that I should have known because "what could she do with a whole coconut". I, didn't have any idea what specifically she needed the coconut for.
When I bought it, I didn't give it a second thought. I'm not sure it would have made any difference if gave it a second or even third thought. I mean, they sell them at the grocery store, basically right next to the bananas. People do buy them and use them to make things to eat, so why not her. If I did consider that she might have meant "a bag of shredded coconut", I would have bought the whole coconut because I could imagine her saying "it was very clear, 1 - coconut, not a bag of coconut, and the coconuts are right next to the bananas..."
That was 20 years ago, and I still hear about it.
Well, if it happened today, I might call her and ask (no cellphones back then). I expect that rather than tell me which she wanted, she would say "well, what do you think I need?". Because, well, guys are supposed to be psychic.
"I asked my girlfriend to pour me a beer".... That would be the only time a guy complains about getting too much head xD
Wait... but the bite on the cheese didn’t match the bite on the sandwich
It did match up if you think of the bite actually pull the whole cheese out in the effort chewing.
That's not the point, he should be thankful she's making him sandwich at all~😚
Katerina Luna diCamella Neither is that. The point is you would probably think to remove *inedible, chemical full* plastic before giving it to your *loved one*
I think he took an extra bite so we could see it.
Jessica, we'll be sure to include you in the next video.
The year the singer, Madonna, had her first child I asked my husband to purchase religious Christmas postage stamps. His selection wasn't what I had in mind and he replied, "Well the only other Christmas stamp the post office had was Madonna and Child but I knew you didn't want that!".
LIKE I'VE SAID BEFORE . . .**IT'S AMAZING, HOW MANY PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE ANY "COMMON-SENSE"!!
JUST PRICELESS - I soooooo needed a good laugh tonight! Thanks
What kind of jerk tells someone a stop sign is OPTIONAL!? A masochist. Really: not funny.
What kind of person would believe it? an idiot, hence the video....duhhh
I read it as the WHITE PAINT around the sign was optional.
Masochist???
I think the self haircut guy was going for the Manhattan skyline
9:15 ever heard of unloading a gun before cleaning it...?
Admitting you have a problem, is half the battle.
4:57 wait dude has basement shoes? and hes callin other people dumb? XD
Funny stuff !! Keep it up !! 🤣
I can't tell you how many times I've lost my hat or glasses.
I once got a frantic call from the wife saying the interior door handle broke off & now she's struck inside her car. I told her roll down the window and open it from the outside, she then asked how is she going to roll the window back up once she gets out? I repiled with "awe hell, just crawl across the car and use one of the other 3 doors"....lots of respect was loss that day.
My door handle broke too. I did end up winding the window down. I have since replaced it, and modified the handle from rivet attachment to screws. You are supposed to replace the whole door panel if the handle breaks. No way I was throwing out a good door panel just for a handle.
My wife called and said she couldn't start her car and was at the local WalMart. Left work and found her by the car and asked her what she had done she showed me that she put the car in DRIVE and then turned the Ignition to on but nothing happened. Now realize I, ME taught her how to drive over twenty years ago and suddenly she forgot why the car has to be in Park or Neutral in order to have it start. I put it in Park and turned the key and what do you know? It started. She SWEARS I did something to make it run and still wants to know what I did. I refuse to tell her.
LOLOL
I have been driving 41 yrs. I still accidentally try to start it sometimes in another gear to this day. Sometimes I simply forget to put it in park. It is one of the reasons I prefer a standard. First world problems eh? Can't complain.
I knew a woman who thought regular 60watt light bulbs that you put in an average light fixture also went into hand held flashlights. I also knew a guy who didn't know that you had to change the bag to a vacuum cleaner. The simpler things that people surprising do not know anything about.
Me: can u iron my pants,have a meeting today.
She: with man or woman?
Me: woman
She: bye,I'm going to sleep
😂😂😂
Some RAsberries, and some BLasberries.
Hm i believe that acetone can remove any makeup whatsoever so good job there.
Man, this video has completely changed my view on University of Texas.
I was 13 and told my "girlfriend" that yellow jackets got black stripes for stinging boys and yellow for stinging girls ... "Really" .... 😌
8:22 Monty Python reference!
Love the one you"re with. Those are beautiful moments, even shooting himself in the leg. Thank you for posting.
4:55 basement shoes wtf I’ve never heard of basement shoes
I have a pair of dollar store flip flops for basement shoes because the litter box is there. The cat tracks enough gravel around the house as it is, I'm not going to track any more. So the flip flops don't come up stairs.
Our old basement was dirt floor (built in 1914) and is not uncommon in new England. Basement shoes are a thing.
Yeah, there's not actually a style of shoes called "basement shoes", it just means "shoes designated for wearing only in the basement".
I have different shoes for every room in the house.
Wife sticks a butter knife into toaster to dislodge toast, I screamed "STOP you can get electrocuted, unplug it first!" She replied, I shit you not, "I didn't know that." smh
So, I use to work for an insurance company. Our only clients were Alumni Associations for a large number of the leading universities in the USA. That means that all of our clients were COLLEGE GRADUATES! (Recent college graduates at that.) We offered short term health insurance (up to 90 days) to the kids for after graduation, before they got a job. (This was back before they could stay on their parent's policy until 26.) The Alumni Associations also gave a $5000 or $10,000 FREE 1 year life insurance policy to them, again to cover them until they got a job.
I worked customer service and every day I would get questions like "What is premium? What is a deductible? And my favorite "You mean I have to DIE to get this money???" They would also name pets and plants as beneficiary. By the way, these people are now in their 40s and VOTING! College FTW!
I've often wondered how some of these graduates got through high school, let alone college. It truly baffles me!
My husband isn't much of an outdoor person, I'm too well aware of that, but still, he got me baffled when he thought mooses are carnivores. (We live in Sweden and mooses are quite common and not very exotic).
Okay the granny leak pads on a heavy day works alot better so he was not being stupid but a genius
Exactly.
Also, I've found that these are covered under Flex Spending, while regular pads are not.
2:19 LMFAO
Some of these are just honest mistakes due to lack of knowledge and experience, not actually being a genuine idiot. If lack of knowledge and experience makes one an idiot, then we are all idiots because we don't all have knowledge or experience of many things.
You are a truly good hearted human being. I, on the other hand, believe most of them are idiots.
I remember the past was in black and white. My son once said to me "How can they have black and white tv?"
One day I was playing my old records. My son asked "What are they? I explained there were groves in the records and the needle picked up the sound. He said " What will they think of next."
When I was in my 20's my girlfriend ran out of clean jeans. She discovered that my jeans fitted her. So she started wearing them. Wasnt long before I was walking around in her jeans without noticing.
I actually don't get the one at 6:43. What am I missing? He's got a shower sponge and a beard brush
Maybe he meant a sponge to scrub the shower not a sponge to shower with. And that's not a beard brush it's a brush for curling hair while it's being blow dried.
The one where her husband forgot his phone and asked her to deliver it how did he ask her to bring it to him and if it was a different phone or number she could have contacted that TRUE FACTS!!!
7:01 Lol
It's already in a container. I bet you he asks his girlfriend to wash those unnecessary dishes too lol
did he want to pretend it was homemade hummus? I don't like putting things from original containers in Tupperware boxes
@@anniebe4992 I think that's bcoZ Tupperware is BPA free and the store bought container isn't....
@@user-yk5xu8gr1e interesting point, but my ex bfs mothers boxes always had an awful dishwasher taste wish messed up all the foods, I could barely enjoy food there
@@anniebe4992 plastic containers should anyways steer clear of dishwasher and microwave.....heat makes them leach chemicals, bpa free or not....and some ppl even use dishwashing liquid generously
Or not rinsing thoroughly.... so that might be the cause too....
0:17 I don’t see why no one is talking about the pit to flesh ratio on that avocado! Even more of a waste
40 tortillas seam reasonable. I don't understand
how did you graduate 6th grade and not know seem from seam? THAT i don't understand!
OK. I almost passed out laughing at the texts, and plugging the iPhone brick into USB slots. So many more. I blame you for my great mood! Thanks!!
Mounds bars got nuts.....spunow's don't.
Hah u dumb mound don’t have almonds ,almond joy do lol
5:46 A travel adapter is NECESSARY when using electronics brought from region with different voltage from the region you are using the thing.
Besides, socket with USB plug must be put together carefully to prevent short circuit since there are a lots of metal pieces in that thing. Using an adapter with earth wire would be wise if the person's gf have no trust in whoever make that socket.
1:06 its just genius
2:17 - If the mirror is too tall for you it would have been too short for him. Get a longer mirror