The columbina drinking vodka and trying to poison childe was my favorite part, also the fact that because she didn't speak in the original trailer, she got no speaking parts
@@Uhpotatopie Nope, Collei only answers Tighnari calling her. Before that there's a girl's voice asking Dottore about his current experiment and the location of his Prime segment (Collei couldn't possibly know about those things and probably wouldn't talk so casually with Dottore, much less tease him). So the girl voice that talks to him is Columbina, since it doesn't sound like Sandrone or Arlecchino's voice we heard on the trailer (:
coming back here after her release to tell you she shit talks him and pulcinella with childe in her story quest (and says she'd have killed dottore long ago if he wasnt her colleague) we love her
*Dottore:* “There really is something magical about working in this place.” *Arlecchino:* Is beating up Pantylone *Dottore:* “I don’t know, I just think we work really well.” 😻 💀
I think Dottore told Knave, it was Pantalone's idea that they should take orphans from House of Heart for his experimemts, so they could save up some mora.
Capitano: might found him chilling and cooking a fish and there is a dead leviathan behind of his back, because it ruined his campfire. Dottore: Found him in Sumeru desert being exiled from Akademiya. And he just triped and all of his resesrch fliew away and laid on Pierro's shoe. Columbina: Was singing and made Venti cry, because she had a better vocals than him. Arlecchino: Chilling in prison after killing a harbinger, and Jester was facepalmed, that she has a familiar eyes. Pulcinella: Yelled at solders, that they are doing it wrong to carry a supplies and teach them to carry it correctly. Scarmouche: Found him in Inazuma being am emo when he keeps yelling that he trusted them. And Dottore told them to adopt him as a punching bag. Sandrone: Found her playing with Ruin Guards like a Barbie dolls. La Signora: Heard her swearing Barbatos the shit out of him. Pantalone: Tsaritsa needed a money, so she found a rich guy chilling in a mansion, who talked shit out of gods who did not grand him a vision. Tartaglia: His parents put him in Fatui, after he got missing three days.
@@anetepaulakrinicka7830 I know at least some of those are canon, so I have to ask: is the Capitano meeting one of them? Because if it isn't canon, now I want it to be XD Edit: the Sandrone one also sounds accurate af
That wpuld explain, why Scara just told her: "Act cool facing against Ei and do not be pissed and make sure in a duel you win." Instead telling her, he has gnosis already.
I swear if they aren't all like this when interacting together/talking about each other I'm genuinely suing HoYoVerse (I'm just joking in case people take this too seriously) In the Trailer they do that and most likely more Harbingers will be playable so I hope they will keep on being like that with each other because the interactions either in the Fandom or the Canon are going to be one of the funniest thing ever in my opinion XD
Fatui meeting when Tsaritsa with them: *The serious discussion with respect to each other and arguments* Fatui meeting when Tsaritsa went from the room for a 2 minutes:
Scaramuche: Can I have a cookie please Signora: "Puts the cookies on the shelf" Scaramuche: Fuck you "tries to grab the cookies" Signora: "Grabs the cookies" Scaramuche: "Pushes Signora"
Childe being in a wheelchair is funny since he was beaten every monday before Inazuma arrived.... And i still remember before his boss fight was nerfed
OH MY GOD the " If i was blessed enough" part with The Balladeer's face on it considering he's been cryin his whole life for not having a heart/gnosis to become a true god made me SCREAM
I honestly think of them as one big family coulmbina and the doctor are the oldest childe and arleccohino are the youngest And jester and the Tsaritsa are the parents
Dottore having himself as an assistant is gold
Real
Only trusting himself XD
Also kinda lore accurate
He made clones, it makes sense.
"I came 3 times under my desk today, only one of which with my own hands." Dottore jerked off Dottore
every dumpsterfire group needs the obligatory office parody video and i eat it up every time
YES.
Is there a Final Fantasy 7 version though?
@@mariogirl8100 *"WE NEED ONE!!!"*
@@ms.pirate We need one with... Basically everyone from ShinRa.
A
signora screaming "do it hetero" at childe got me 💀💀
and dottore yelling "move I'm gay" is so golden😭😭
Does that mean he admits he's gay for Pantalone?
@@immortes ya
@@immortes yep
"Where are our numbers at"
"F you that's where they're at"
I just KNOW that's how he acts 😭😂
I have this headcanon that he's SUPER passive agressive but always smiles.
@@the_best_username yeah me too that's how most of the character types with "eyes always closed" are 😂
@@lovepantalone_kaeya exactly
Even the Harbingers know their rankings don't make sense.
Yup
*The way Scaramouche socked Signora💀*
He is making his mother proud ok
short people can only go below the belt when hitting someone.
@@mrmechpunch4653 bc they cant reach over that lmao
@@mrmechpunch4653FUCK YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT *cutely walks away as a short badass*
@@mrmechpunch4653 as a short person...Yes
0:43 NOOO IT'S BC SCARA'S TOO SHORT TO REACH ISN'T IT LMAOOO
He's so short he had to fly as a skill
He don’t got that anemo vision yet
1:42 " I love these guys they're my family " 💀
@Scara
idk mane scaramouche shouldve just stood up for himself against signora 😭😭
BRO 😭
💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭
LOL I. AM. ONE. WITH. LOHEFALTER XD
NO YOU DID NOT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@addison_319 they did
dottore making clones only to lighten his workload canon
1:10 hvSHVDGF PANTALONE IS TLAKING ABOUT YELAN STEALING THE COAT HE WAS GONNA GIVE TO THE TSARITSA LMAO-
HELPPP YES AHAHAHAA
The columbina drinking vodka and trying to poison childe was my favorite part, also the fact that because she didn't speak in the original trailer, she got no speaking parts
She speaks in the end, she teases Dottore saying "You look young today, Doctor" and asks where is his prime one segment. That's Columbina speaking c:
@@noir6171 oh yeah right forgot (somehow)
@@noir6171 I thought that was collei??
@@Uhpotatopie Nope, Collei only answers Tighnari calling her. Before that there's a girl's voice asking Dottore about his current experiment and the location of his Prime segment (Collei couldn't possibly know about those things and probably wouldn't talk so casually with Dottore, much less tease him). So the girl voice that talks to him is Columbina, since it doesn't sound like Sandrone or Arlecchino's voice we heard on the trailer (:
she is probably also the one who's singing
The fact that Childe has voice lines about the fatui harbingers and he just says his opinions about them lmao-
It was great that during Signora's funeral more than half of the Harbingers literally just went "LMAO L Bozo skill issue"
but... they didn't..?????????? what????
@@natalienatz1903 they did i was there
@@natalienatz1903 they did its so true
@@natalienatz1903 they did I was the coffin
they did I was columbina's feathers
Oh my god Dottore is so on point I can't
Dude not cool why would you leak footage from 6.0 like that.
Yeah uncool! How could this dude? I can’t believe he leaked scaramouche pushing signora and killing her again!
Fr!
🤣🤣🤣
HHHHHHHHAHHHHH
FR!!!
1:45 Capitano just casually holding scissors in a definitely non threatening way.... :D
I feel a huge amount of joy by that image
I love how arelccino physically despises pantyloe
She's...... despises everyone......
Canon frfr. She's getting revenge on him after being his servant during her Comedia Dell'arte era
They all hate each other
pantyloe
coming back here after her release to tell you she shit talks him and pulcinella with childe in her story quest (and says she'd have killed dottore long ago if he wasnt her colleague) we love her
Capitano : "If only The Hyperion hadn't crashed, I wouldn't be forced to join a strange bunch of people and be trapped in this godforsaken world."
I wonder how did kanchou ended up like... This???
"I miss Rita..."
@@dracotiasid miss rita too IF i only knew her outside of being plot relevant every 10 years 💀💀💀
*Dottore:* “There really is something magical about working in this place.”
*Arlecchino:* Is beating up Pantylone
*Dottore:* “I don’t know, I just think we work really well.” 😻
💀
I think Dottore told Knave, it was Pantalone's idea that they should take orphans from House of Heart for his experimemts, so they could save up some mora.
THANK U FOR FEEDING THE FANDOM✨
After 4.6 the arlecchino and pantalone is lore accurate
0:52 IM FUCKING CRYING😂😂😂
the way the puli bella screams
@@bunnyzawa well... he is called the rooster after all😅
@@ShadowCatGaming26LMAO-
This just gives me another reason why I wanna go to Snezhnaya.
It'll be released in 6.0, which is in 2025, see you in 3 years
@@glen_mas2695 aight see u in 3 years comrade until I graduate 😉
Im gonna join the fatui when I get there if the game will let me
@@LumiDraws-oo6cpyeah
Still figuring out how the tsaritsa found these guys💀
It's called ✨DeSpErAtIoN✨
Capitano: might found him chilling and cooking a fish and there is a dead leviathan behind of his back, because it ruined his campfire.
Dottore: Found him in Sumeru desert being exiled from Akademiya. And he just triped and all of his resesrch fliew away and laid on Pierro's shoe.
Columbina: Was singing and made Venti cry, because she had a better vocals than him.
Arlecchino: Chilling in prison after killing a harbinger, and Jester was facepalmed, that she has a familiar eyes.
Pulcinella: Yelled at solders, that they are doing it wrong to carry a supplies and teach them to carry it correctly.
Scarmouche: Found him in Inazuma being am emo when he keeps yelling that he trusted them. And Dottore told them to adopt him as a punching bag.
Sandrone: Found her playing with Ruin Guards like a Barbie dolls.
La Signora: Heard her swearing Barbatos the shit out of him.
Pantalone: Tsaritsa needed a money, so she found a rich guy chilling in a mansion, who talked shit out of gods who did not grand him a vision.
Tartaglia: His parents put him in Fatui, after he got missing three days.
As they say, "Desperate times calls for desperate measure" 😂
@@anetepaulakrinicka7830 I know at least some of those are canon, so I have to ask: is the Capitano meeting one of them? Because if it isn't canon, now I want it to be XD
Edit: the Sandrone one also sounds accurate af
Meanwhile in an alternate timeline:
*Wanderer:* can I have a cookie
*Signora:* (dead)
*Wanderer:* (flies up to get it)
*Mission accomplished*
Pierro: who even knowes what thay are doing ?
That killed me 🤣
К сожалению so it is.....
I CANT THE "move im gay" IS THE BEST SHIT I HEARD
"move im gay" thats literally me in school🤐
Perfection.
Edit: Now we need the ,spoilers:
average fatui banquet
0:48 you were not supposed to spoil 3.3 scaramouche and signora conversation like that!
"Guys I have an announcement to make! i shoved my office supplies up my ass so if u wanna steal them i hope you like hp." 💀💀
He says HPV which is short for human papillomavirus 🤢
Dottore would definitely do and say that 💀
My artifact rolls be like:
genuinely engaging in biological warfare I love it
The part of Childe with the tsaritsa Stickers i was dead at that Point 💀 HAHAHAHAHA
The Scaramouche "I'm the temp" joke is so much better when you realize this vid was made before he quit the Fatui 💀
capitano and pulcinella just trying to get their work done: 👁👄👁
it's always arlecchino vs pantalone HDHSHAHA😭😭😭
I feel like the first words dottore said seems accurate for some reason
Is it unhealthy to say that I know this is a brandon rogers video just by looking at the thumbnail?
I’m in tears rn 😭
Oh this is just pure gold 😂😂
Snezhanya archon quest in genshin be like
DAMN THIS IS CANON
Childe is in a wheelchair from all the whooping he gets every monday
Bro the part with Dottore saying that he's gay hits diffrent 💀
I legit need a bonus show that's just the Harbingers daily interactions with each other to cope with life and waiting for Sneznaya.
Childe denying on taking fatui's whole fund to pay zhongli 😭
wait that thing with dottores assistant being another him, is actually kinda very true now. Damn u r a predictor
Everyone's talking about dottores assistant and move I'm gay but cmon? The "do it hetero" stick office stuff up ass was hilarious to me
This is canon, as per Scaramouche's voice lines.
Nah man i think the actual reason to why Signora died is because she didn't give Scaramouche his cookies🤣
That wpuld explain, why Scara just told her: "Act cool facing against Ei and do not be pissed and make sure in a duel you win." Instead telling her, he has gnosis already.
I swear if they aren't all like this when interacting together/talking about each other I'm genuinely suing HoYoVerse (I'm just joking in case people take this too seriously)
In the Trailer they do that and most likely more Harbingers will be playable so I hope they will keep on being like that with each other because the interactions either in the Fandom or the Canon are going to be one of the funniest thing ever in my opinion XD
except La Ashes
The way scara pushed signora over a cookie💀
Arlecchino suddenly attacking Pantalone,🤣
This part 0:44 made me laugh so ridiculously! I love it!^^
Dottore saying he's making copies 😂😭
signora saying "do it hetero" to childe when shes the HETERO 😭😭
0:49 THAT PART GOT ME DYING OMFG BHANSSHBBAHSBHASBHA PULLCCINELLA'S SCREAM GOOOSHHH HAHABSHABH
I'm crying bc of how accurate this is 😭😭
Dottore: I’m making copies-move I’m gay. (In the work place being gay has its perks, Your just simply a better person)
Fatui meeting when Tsaritsa with them: *The serious discussion with respect to each other and arguments*
Fatui meeting when Tsaritsa went from the room for a 2 minutes:
My only question is If Dottores clone helped him or Scaramouche did 😭 0:32
Why Scaramouche? 😂😂😂
jesus christ💀
definitely his clone lmao
I think you misspelled Pantalone
Jesus fukin christ my guy. Why Scaramouche tho?
cant wait for the average archon meeting
Scaramuche: Can I have a cookie please
Signora: "Puts the cookies on the shelf"
Scaramuche: Fuck you "tries to grab the cookies"
Signora: "Grabs the cookies"
Scaramuche: "Pushes Signora"
Childe in the wheelchair-
Those weekly fights does that to ya
Lore accurate as of 4.2
After the Arlecchino story quest this video is more true even than it seemed one year ago when mille made it
DOTTORE'S LINES- 😭
Dottore in his way to sumeru: 1:03
Columbia just putting sanitizer in a cup 😂 so independent
0:43 I CAN'T PLEASE-
"Move, I'm gay."
Lol I love it 💜😭 pls poor scaramouche he didn't get his cookie!
Welp, he did shoved signora, so he definitely gotten his cookie this time
Dottore just saying move I’m gay is the best thing I have ever heard him say
Wait, you made this!? 🤩 I remember watching this a few months ago, and today I watched your AI archon quests. The stars have aligned..
Childe being in a wheelchair is funny since he was beaten every monday before Inazuma arrived.... And i still remember before his boss fight was nerfed
“OH YEAH?! AND YOUR NAME MEANS PANTS!”
True but most people don't know that Pantelone is also a very wealthy person .
Rip for scaramouche who just wanted a cookie :,)
" I lOvE ThEsE GuYs tHeY ArE mY FaMily "
dottore being a pervert oddly fits
OH MY GOD the " If i was blessed enough" part with The Balladeer's face on it considering he's been cryin his whole life for not having a heart/gnosis to become a true god made me SCREAM
my favorite parts are where childe's getting bullied
This made me decide to start saving for Dottore
"I'm the temp" takes on a whole new meaning lmfao
HELP PULCINELLA'S SCREAM 😭💀
I honestly think of them as one big family
coulmbina and the doctor are the oldest
childe and arleccohino are the youngest
And jester and the Tsaritsa are the parents
1:03
'move, im gay'
-Dottore, apparently
tsaritsa cane you get your children under control maybe?
Dottore: I came three times today under my desk and only ONE of which was with my hand
WELL WHO WERE THE OTHER TWO FROM? PANTALONE? I DONT KNOW
When I got to the scene when venti loses the gnosis to that cruella b- I turned into an Italian, despite not being italian
I LOVE THIS CONTENT SM
I’m going to be so mad if this isn’t basically canon to how they treat each other
and that is why I simp for Pierro lmao
*This video is completely canon.*
this is canon hoyo told me
Replace pantalone with dottore and its accurate with arle
The giggle I just googled
Dottore: move I'm gay
Capitano: so am I
✨move I’m gay✨
Dottore 2022😊
1:10 That was Yelan😂
"MOVE IM GAY" is my new favorite lime
I feel like this is what Lynette had to go through if she was made by the Fatui😂
Poor girl probably jas a lot of stories to tell her brothers!
Scara on wheelchair💀