That's alright son. But why did you write it on here? Why not just message me... Is that why you forgot my birthday? Because you wrote a message to me on some videos comments section? Uwwww you're just like your mother 😂
@@DeimosPChaha love how you had to translate it into the way an American would say it with the fake smile usually after saying “hi great to see you, how are you today?”
I think that's why I've never liked Alan Partridge. TV, especially regional TV seemed pebbledashed with presenters like him when I was little. I found them so annoying that I couldn't laugh at a parady of them.
@@Yimello it IS unnecessary, and they of course know that. Companies here will go the extra mile to ensure you stay miserable at work instead of the other way round. There's no legitimate reason for it, and the stress on one's body from hour upon hour of standing practically rooted to this 2'x2' space add another layer to the torment of working. Even hôtels and motels want you on your feet. Sometimes I'm surprised they don't require us to salute our supervisor when leaving for breaks.
@@carolhaddox7774 Yeah, it honestly should be the subject of a class action lawsuit. I've wondered why no one does anything about it my entire life. It's so clearly Puritanical and not at all about any kind of real logistical results.
I was just enjoying the Partridge clips from the '90s but didn't laugh once at this. The hair's all wrong, Coogan seems to forget that the naff, petty character is really quite conservative, more prudish, less coarse and confidently pathetic.
This isn’t real! He’s not a real person!! I’m not a fool and I can tell he’s not real!!!!! Waste of five minutes when I wanted to see a REAL person working in tescos!!
@@adamswift7450 but he’s playing a character obviously! It’s like one big joke on the viewers! And he’s rude when he’s picking on that little old woman about the beans!
@@dondamon4669 that's Alan partridge you're not meant to like him it's all part of his character English sense of humour maybe not for you. The comedy is watching him struggle and be a social misfit in the world
“You go careful there now my love….”
Y'alrighhhttt packiiiiingggg?
“Chance’d be a fine thing”
😂😂😂😂
“Pat could barely conceal her rage.” 😂
Lol 😂
I love the hot flush from the warm air curtain on entry.
Are you menopausal?
The multi tasking "zen like state" gets me everytime🤣 This sketch is a brilliant slice of classic Partridge
I love the way he calls the Dalai Lama an "it", seemingly thinking he's actually an animal.
That’s actually quite a good demonstration of a flow state. This clip should be used in psychology classes.
This is comedy for the mentally slow😢
This really was some gold standard Partridge. I just love how he gets more camp as the scene goes on.
Alan is the reason we have self serve checkouts
Alan "you must be Paul"
Manager "It's David"
Alan's narration "This was store manager David Paul" 😆
Lmao he always comes up with a way to ‘save it’ but it’s always so obvious 😂
I love how he doesn't bother to apologise, just tries to move on😊
My surname is Paul. This happens more often than you would think. But still not that often.
Thank you dad, for introducing me to British comedy.
That's alright son. But why did you write it on here? Why not just message me...
Is that why you forgot my birthday? Because you wrote a message to me on some videos comments section?
Uwwww you're just like your mother 😂
You have simply got to see 'I'm Alan Partridge' Series 1& 2.
You’re welcome, son.
"Have you checked your eggs? Just a bit of chicken s*** but we all follow through now and again."
Still one of the best bits of modern partridge imho 🙌
This is TOP QUALITY Partridge, absolutely wonderful.
"I heard you were always going out with an old bag"
"Chance'd be a fine thing!"
A fine thing indeed
I love that he still talks about his wife leaving him.
To a fitness instructor who drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.
That poor old woman with the basket was so confused, but i understand his frustration as well.
You alright packing?
I love how his voice cracks on the last Carl
Partridge is a comedy legend
“From knock off pistols to dildos” 😂😂😂
I love how his voice has slowly morphed into Chris Morris from The Day Today
1:18 Funny how his shopping is just a full row of ale. 😂
Perfect background joke
"you must be Paul"
"It's David"
"Could I pass muster? Or scan mustard?"
1:36 my wife left me for a fitness instructor
“Y’alright packing?” Ahahahahah
stoopid american here, what does that phrase mean?
@@litarea Means would you like help bagging your groceries but it’s just the way he says it, like he’s a middle-aged Yorkshire woman 😂
@@DeimosPCabsolute genius!
@@DeimosPChaha love how you had to translate it into the way an American would say it with the fake smile usually after saying “hi great to see you, how are you today?”
@@TayWoode I’ve lived there for a while now, so I know how to speak to em hahaha
Cheese.
Chops.
Chocs.
cheap chicken.
Chicory.
And chives.
I can't believe he forgot chapsticks.
Very nostalgic to see checkouts without plexi glass screens.
Camp Partridge is so good, it is the female half of his brain :)
Oooh, mince!
Thank you, Carls.
No thanks necessary, just doing my job..
Ap seems so proud of that tongue twister Cheese chocs chops and cheap chicken chicory and chives
every part of that was total genius!
I love how he quickly checks his mark at 0:21
Not in the basket....😂😂
“What u doing” 😂😂
physical and mental dexterity we normally associate with fighter pilots
never seen this, how come? I'm a long standing fan of KMKYWAP and I'm Alan Partridge.
You're Alan Partridge?
@@garethgazz9332 No, he means _I’m Alan Partridge_
@@shelbyvillerules9962 YOU'RE Alan Partridge??
@@CaugheyMachine No, I’m Alan Partridge. Do you understand THIS TIME?
@@shelbyvillerules9962 This thread is a breath of fresh air! It really is!
"...What you doing?"
Amazing lol
yeah thats definitely the best line in this, so amazing!
Truly inspired
Thank you very much x
"Tesco lifer pat bevin" lol 😂😂
greggsed is magnificent
The teeth !! And the Terry Wogan/Richard Madely shallow insincerity & pompousness !! Genius!😁
I think that's why I've never liked Alan Partridge. TV, especially regional TV seemed pebbledashed with presenters like him when I was little. I found them so annoying that I couldn't laugh at a parady of them.
Thank you Carls, everywhere 🥲
“Michael, Michael…Tell me about the LADYBOYS!”
2:38 "what are you doing" 🤣🤣🤣
She's not listening to me!
Suzy and the Ban Cheese great stuff
What is this full documentary called?
This scissored isle
"Aisle four, chuck"
Absolutely priceless
When he says what you doing 😂😂😂
“What you doin?”
Happy new year. New AP
Shes not listening to me!!!
Carls
Carls
Caah-rls
£24.40 for all that! Lucky lady.
Carls are the backbone of Britain
“Greggsed” 😆
£24.40 🙃
Just add another 0 in todays market
“People come to worship shampoo & grapes.”😂
They have CHAIRS for clerks??? Oh my God. Here in third world USA you are expected to stand your entire shift.
WHAT??? That's harsh xD
Standing seems entirely unnecessary
@@Yimello it IS unnecessary, and they of course know that. Companies here will go the extra mile to ensure you stay miserable at work instead of the other way round. There's no legitimate reason for it, and the stress on one's body from hour upon hour of standing practically rooted to this 2'x2' space add another layer to the torment of working. Even hôtels and motels want you on your feet. Sometimes I'm surprised they don't require us to salute our supervisor when leaving for breaks.
@@carolhaddox7774 Yeah, it honestly should be the subject of a class action lawsuit. I've wondered why no one does anything about it my entire life. It's so clearly Puritanical and not at all about any kind of real logistical results.
In Brazil they can sit as well
HELP PACKING?!
CARLS
2:30 Patrick the lid the lid the lid
Gold! 😂😂
There are people like Alan Partridge in the world unfortunately 😂 He cant handle people who don't do what he wants 😂
Syoupermarket 😂
I can remember when people pronounced it "syouper" because they wanted to be seen as being a bit upper class. Or Apper Claaarse.
Thriving gay and lessbian scene
You alright packing
But then China Happened
CHINA HAPPENED
"there seems little chance of workers succumbing to chronic lung conditions"
"Gregs-ed"
£24.40. What is this, 1997?
Where is the woman who was his assistant? He always put her down
She's not physically in it but does "show up" if you're looking for her 😅
Neily??
China clisis
Car-hugh-ls
chat and scan.
Based
Suupermarket 🤣
He do anything without putting his foot in it or making a total arsehead of himself 😂
China happened
That annoyed me lol
I was just enjoying the Partridge clips from the '90s but didn't laugh once at this.
The hair's all wrong, Coogan seems to forget that the naff, petty character is really quite conservative, more prudish, less coarse and confidently pathetic.
This isn’t real! He’s not a real person!! I’m not a fool and I can tell he’s not real!!!!! Waste of five minutes when I wanted to see a REAL person working in tescos!!
You go careful there now my love
@@adamswift7450 but he’s playing a character obviously! It’s like one big joke on the viewers! And he’s rude when he’s picking on that little old woman about the beans!
@@dondamon4669 that's Alan partridge you're not meant to like him it's all part of his character English sense of humour maybe not for you. The comedy is watching him struggle and be a social misfit in the world
@@dondamon4669 what you doing?
You a bit thick mate?
you alright packing?