The World Conquest that Broke Me.

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

Комментарии • 332

  • @memersfun590
    @memersfun590 5 месяцев назад +736

    Black ice Luxembourg when

    • @alix0788
      @alix0788 5 месяцев назад +107

      let's make him do it fr 😂😂

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад +210

      Bruh I am right here.

    • @deluxehipster8714
      @deluxehipster8714 5 месяцев назад +55

      First Hoi4 2300 year game

    • @malachi7729
      @malachi7729 5 месяцев назад +7

      I think that may take a BIG donation to get him to spend the 5,000 hours it would take XD

    • @mikpoiu6
      @mikpoiu6 5 месяцев назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy you realise the comunity your making vids for they want to see you in pain.
      any way im cliking the like buton to help you pay for your therapy

  • @YuYu-mu7xv
    @YuYu-mu7xv 5 месяцев назад +343

    The division limit has been in Kaiserreich for a while, in Kaiserrduxx it is just turned off.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад +68

      😥

    • @germaniac34
      @germaniac34 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@kristibbs-lg9gy you can turn the limit of

    • @dannybroughton6444
      @dannybroughton6444 4 месяца назад +5

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy for future kaiserreich runs there is a rule you can toggle to make the ai follow the division limit or if you hate your pc turn it off entirely

  • @LangLebeDasKaisertumOestereich
    @LangLebeDasKaisertumOestereich 5 месяцев назад +53

    I love how his voices changed from cheerful and happy to sucked out and dead

  • @greenman387
    @greenman387 5 месяцев назад +72

    When you nuke a state in HOI4 all buildings in that state get damaged, including airports. Even if you control the airport in a state nuking another tile in that state damages the airport, which is the reason your airports kept getting damaged.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад +15

      What are you talking about? That never happened to me before.

    • @DaNI-GaMy
      @DaNI-GaMy 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy it happeneds every time to me

    • @ImThatKidMike
      @ImThatKidMike 5 месяцев назад +1

      only mods do that its not a base game thing

    • @lewisjennings9043
      @lewisjennings9043 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@ImThatKidMikeit is most definitely a base game thing.

    • @Shayrin2
      @Shayrin2 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ImThatKidMike mods do not change such behavior lmao that’s hard coded behavior.

  • @maintiax
    @maintiax 5 месяцев назад +153

    therapist is gonna work extra hours

  • @romulusnuma116
    @romulusnuma116 5 месяцев назад +47

    Making you do a world conquest in Kaiserreich is cruel and unusual torture

  • @annie420xx
    @annie420xx 5 месяцев назад +174

    it's not kaiserreich without
    -can't do focuses
    -BLACK MONDAY no matter what your lore is
    -need a guide after the first event
    -minus 500 political power
    -broken peace deal event

    • @idkjustc72
      @idkjustc72 5 месяцев назад +11

      Radical Socialist, Syndicalist and Totalist nation dont have black monday

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam 4 месяца назад +1

      Broken peace deal events and some of their other "design" choices caused me to more or less drop the mod. Too many times I either won a war and got nothing because event gave to someone else, or had land taken from me w/o having the opportunity to say "no" and fight for it.

  • @destroyerofgalaxys
    @destroyerofgalaxys 4 месяца назад +13

    I once played till 2037 and like 78 hours of tryna cap Romania, i did it and i went to bed and slept for like 17 hours... It could be worse bro. It could ALWAYS be worse.

  • @MowThatLawn
    @MowThatLawn 5 месяцев назад +94

    If anyone wants to really torture Kristibbs: make him do a world conquest as tuareg in Red Flood (Especially the conservative path)

  • @Piratewaffle43
    @Piratewaffle43 5 месяцев назад +34

    Ah yes, the 50 year Thai hyper-war.

  • @definitelyNOTacheetah
    @definitelyNOTacheetah 5 месяцев назад +18

    hey bro if you do something like this where you go for like 50 years you need to use a mod called "Ultimate Tech Tree: New Horizon" it lets you get tech up until like the 2000s. It isnt compatible with every mod tho but its still fun to have helicopter and missiles. ( i loved the video btw :D )

  • @kirun1420
    @kirun1420 5 месяцев назад +18

    kristibbs' pain is so unbelievably big that you are abel to notice his soul leaving his body on every little breath he takes

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 5 месяцев назад +22

    I did (read as "tried") a world conquest in kaiserreich as Philippines 25h in of hyperfocus on Europe I didnt realise I got naval invaded.
    I lost a good headset that day.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 5 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine the history books explaining why India attacking Thailand resulting in a war lasting multiple decades and end up going to war with the entire world just to annex them.
    Half the Earth is probably uninhabitable due to the radiation

  • @Alb_Balk
    @Alb_Balk 5 месяцев назад +41

    I'd never expect the land of Ladyboys to fucking world conquest. Great video as always!

  • @hiddensmith1
    @hiddensmith1 5 месяцев назад +11

    that taken shorter than my first word conquest in modernday milenum down as black nigeria

  • @ELIYA-SAFARIEDITZL
    @ELIYA-SAFARIEDITZL 5 месяцев назад +4

    The pressure that you have been through was so much that it caused a hurricane in my hometown and I've had to stop watching your video and leave our house with my family and stay in car and come back at 12 am and continue watching ( real ) ❤ for hurricane bro it nearly came to our garden ❤

  • @LeonGeier130
    @LeonGeier130 5 месяцев назад +4

    The thing with nukes is, they do strategic damage so they destroy Airfields,AA and so on.
    For example at 38:12 you nuke the frontline in Uralsk so you also destroy factories and more in Uraklsk.

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      Then why didn't it happen to me ever before?

    • @Gugs-qd4zf
      @Gugs-qd4zf 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@kristibbs-lg9gyeither it’s a feature in kr or you just had enough coincidences
      I believe it’s coincidences

  • @mynameisvisutinnadda
    @mynameisvisutinnadda 16 дней назад +1

    Surprisingly good pronunciation for Marshall Plaek's name

  • @parmesancheez6087
    @parmesancheez6087 5 месяцев назад +86

    blink twice if you still have your will to live

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад +30

      ....................................

    • @Xidif_Tim
      @Xidif_Tim 5 месяцев назад +9

      i have 991 Hours in Hoi4 and 1600+ hours in Warthunder. I cannot blink

    • @AdmiralHippster
      @AdmiralHippster 5 месяцев назад

      I just have 600 in hoi4 and wt 5000 in ase and 3000 in wows so its the will todo nothing the keep us alive

    • @Xidif_Tim
      @Xidif_Tim 5 месяцев назад

      @@AdmiralHippster some might call it the will of staying a loser XD (we all are so i am but also not insulting anyone)

  • @ImThatKidMike
    @ImThatKidMike 5 месяцев назад +2

    idk if you'll see this but for port garrisons you want to use fallback lines for each port instead of the garrison order as when a landing happens if they take even a single tile of land a ton of your troops on your garrison order will move there to try and take it back which means that other units have to fill in the now empty spot which means other units have to take THAT spot etc etc in the end it results in your entire garrison force doing musical chairs every time a naval invasion lands on a tile whether its a port tile or not especially when its on a large area

  • @thatcharlotte3248
    @thatcharlotte3248 4 месяца назад +2

    Maybe you have extra factories in burma that aren’t getting counted due to the occupation but which you do control? That’s probably why you could do that focus

  • @bannerjay3347
    @bannerjay3347 5 месяцев назад +8

    I absolutely don't reccomend to do Kaiserreich world conquests if you don't turn off the division limit, and even then it's terribly mentally cracking.

    • @mesuper455
      @mesuper455 5 месяцев назад +1

      Iirc Kaiserreich/redux at least puts more supply hubs in places like siberia and africa, making it a LOT easier (still painful though)

  • @ernestsdzelzitis7567
    @ernestsdzelzitis7567 5 месяцев назад +13

    no way this is black ice
    edit: nvm still waiting

  • @DexterMorgansigma
    @DexterMorgansigma 3 месяца назад +1

    how do u only have 30 000 thousands sybscribers?! hope u get the recognition u deserve soon.

  • @jackmeoff6745
    @jackmeoff6745 5 месяцев назад +1

    good job lad , sub well deserved

  • @denymitev6197
    @denymitev6197 5 месяцев назад +2

    The nuke problem is bc when you drop a nuke there is a Shockwave and keiserreich makes it so the Shockwave kills the strips (originally was the planes but then people started losing 12-20k planes for 1 nuke, so they made it that your airport will go to 0 after the nuke lands)

  • @Rockstar-vr4lm
    @Rockstar-vr4lm 5 месяцев назад +1

    Another day, another kristibbs video to watch

  • @AIXMK1
    @AIXMK1 4 месяца назад +1

    Awesome man😊

  • @enriquegarcia7207
    @enriquegarcia7207 5 месяцев назад +1

    Amazing content!!!!!

  • @barssariisik5270
    @barssariisik5270 5 месяцев назад +1

    You've put cavalry recon on your tank divisions, that's why they go at the max speed of a cavalry, you could switch to motorized recon for faster divisions

  • @Queen-Lucifer
    @Queen-Lucifer 5 месяцев назад +3

    27 mins
    kristibbsmaxxing: 9

  • @UwU_nada_importante
    @UwU_nada_importante 5 месяцев назад +3

    I'll leave a like just so your suffering wasn't in vain.

  • @theyeeterman7080
    @theyeeterman7080 5 месяцев назад +3

    Why is this not a world conquest as Luxemburg in black ice

  • @annie420xx
    @annie420xx 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:32 truly a kaiserreich moment
    4:39 truly a painful thai moment
    BURMESE NAVAL INVASION?? what the fuck

  • @normimemes7059
    @normimemes7059 5 месяцев назад +4

    Save ottoman as jabal shammar

  • @j.guenette8413
    @j.guenette8413 5 месяцев назад +1

    Save yourself man ! War never changes 😪

  • @Huge_M
    @Huge_M 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wow we were only starting to have fun but now its joever.

  • @AValmoravid
    @AValmoravid 5 месяцев назад +4

    rip kristibbs sanity

  • @Phoenixmason10
    @Phoenixmason10 5 месяцев назад +2

    2,000 views in one hour, bro has a successful channel

  • @Nomsyyyy
    @Nomsyyyy 5 месяцев назад +3

    kristi im so sorry for you

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      Thanks...

    • @Nomsyyyy
      @Nomsyyyy 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy Maybe its time for retirement

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      If I retire now I can only live 2 more months. Then I starve to death.

    • @Nomsyyyy
      @Nomsyyyy 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy that may be a better fate

  • @Zevzs727
    @Zevzs727 4 месяца назад +1

    The real horror is living on the first floor.....

  • @AbitantedelVault
    @AbitantedelVault 5 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who sucks in HOI4, I really felt your pain

  • @-w-6323
    @-w-6323 5 месяцев назад +2

    When can we expect a wourld conquest with the great nation of the Federated States of Micronesia

  • @minetaab
    @minetaab 5 месяцев назад +2

    Siam. let's go!

  • @AlexandreHernandezvaldez
    @AlexandreHernandezvaldez 3 месяца назад +1

    Luxemburgo black ice cuando 🗣💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @ultrafreshlol6768
    @ultrafreshlol6768 5 месяцев назад +4

    happy easter!!!

  • @White_Raven91
    @White_Raven91 5 месяцев назад +2

    good vid. old man😁

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      OLD MAN?

    • @White_Raven91
      @White_Raven91 5 месяцев назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy u said we can call you granpa after this vid

  • @gfzsdvvagsf
    @gfzsdvvagsf 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is very goooood

  • @Onyxx-h05
    @Onyxx-h05 5 месяцев назад +1

    IS THIS A KRISTIBBS CLASSIC!?!

  • @Phantlos
    @Phantlos 5 месяцев назад +4

    Democratic Tannu Tuva WQ when? I AM WAITING.

  • @galCheri
    @galCheri 5 месяцев назад +2

    Are you telling me you aren’t already broken from the 5000 Ottoman Empire videos???

  • @ThundrRblx
    @ThundrRblx 5 месяцев назад +1

    seeing how long it took you to do when seeing you play it on steam shows a lot behind the scenes

  • @SublimeSoundwaves
    @SublimeSoundwaves 2 месяца назад +1

    😱 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BELOVED COUNTRY? WE SUPPOSED TO BE PEACEFUL 💀

  • @WatsJob
    @WatsJob 5 месяцев назад +2

    44:05 Puerto Rico if The Ponce massacre was escalated into independence 😳
    También Puerto Rico fue mencionado 🇵🇷

  • @miscellaneousbox848
    @miscellaneousbox848 5 месяцев назад +1

    Siam became the new Vietnam for a few decades. Also you should try an Armenia world conquest in Millennium dawn trust me its fun and opening the focus tree won't lag out your game with its size I swear.

  • @hybropie8986
    @hybropie8986 5 месяцев назад +3

    PLAY ON PHILIPPINE EMPIRE TO RECLAIM GERMAN , PORTUGAL, SPAIN , CHINA NORTH KOREA , JAPAN AT AMERICA?

  • @CyberiaChild
    @CyberiaChild 5 месяцев назад +1

    45:13 best laugh ever

  • @bloodbonnieking
    @bloodbonnieking 19 дней назад +1

    This video was uploaded on my birthday 🥰
    Im truly the spawn of the devil

  • @subzero4683
    @subzero4683 5 месяцев назад +1

    if you want better tanks against plain ol infantry, go high soft attack and breakthrough. if you're going against high hardness tanks and forts, hard attack and piercing 👍 great video though thanks for suffering for our enjoyment

  • @tijnbos8979
    @tijnbos8979 5 месяцев назад +1

    What i noticed whit the airports and the nukes is that they are always in yhe same province

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      Yeah people told me that a nuke damages the entire state but it never happened to be before.

  • @garitogeryuixd6241
    @garitogeryuixd6241 5 месяцев назад +1

    Is it possible that those big naval victories against France where due to lack of fuel? That happened in a game once. I don’t really understand navy at all so I’m just figuring.

  • @TastyChicker1L17
    @TastyChicker1L17 5 месяцев назад +8

    stop for a moment and have some f*cking rest

  • @kingdragonthefirst4686
    @kingdragonthefirst4686 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just watching this video is painful

  • @ibrahimhema8273
    @ibrahimhema8273 5 месяцев назад +137

    Not very sigma of you

    • @JaceSmith-cz7qb
      @JaceSmith-cz7qb 5 месяцев назад +17

      Not very chad of you to say that

    • @vixa165
      @vixa165 5 месяцев назад +9

      😮what the sigma.

    • @wandfresser
      @wandfresser 5 месяцев назад +16

      Edging to this

    • @braydenainsworth9618
      @braydenainsworth9618 5 месяцев назад +15

      Reading this comment and the replies pains my soul

    • @Luke_the_Luk
      @Luke_the_Luk 5 месяцев назад +8

      What in the skibidi ohio sigma dop dop dop dop dop skibidi w deep deep?

  • @wertez9129
    @wertez9129 5 месяцев назад +1

    im proud of you son

  • @frozee74
    @frozee74 5 месяцев назад +2

    Algerian desert 1 infantry division world conquest when

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans 5 месяцев назад +3

    there's a new Yugoslavia mod for hoi4 where you can create the ottoman empire as bosnia

  • @buzcutala88
    @buzcutala88 5 месяцев назад +1

    Amazing

  • @huni1939
    @huni1939 4 месяца назад +1

    And I though going until 1960 was wild 💀

  • @Quick836
    @Quick836 5 месяцев назад +1

    He played to 1993 that is a first for me to see someone to do that

  • @attiladerhunne2998
    @attiladerhunne2998 5 месяцев назад +1

    Eight years war of resistance 16th divison (or what that small state in sinkiang that always dies to sheng shikai is called) world conquest when?

  • @ohneJoel
    @ohneJoel 5 месяцев назад +1

    Idk what you playing and idk how this works but nice content

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      Why are you even here then ?? =))

    • @ohneJoel
      @ohneJoel 5 месяцев назад +1

      Because i can sleep very well while having your content in the background😊​@@kristibbs-lg9gy

  • @notowner
    @notowner 5 месяцев назад +1

    i find it funny that you heart every comment

  • @YeEpIkAiYeI
    @YeEpIkAiYeI 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching this video was pure pain by seeing how much you don´t know about HoI4
    More painful than playing until the 2000s

  • @thatoneguyatschool8453
    @thatoneguyatschool8453 5 месяцев назад +4

    Mate there's nothing left of you to be broken

  • @Briefplayer06
    @Briefplayer06 5 месяцев назад +1

    Suggestion: world conquest as league of the final international in the world war zero mod (mod is behind by like 1 patch but it works fine for me)
    Unifying Russia with this country is kinda hard but once you do you steamroll everybody, only Europe can be a challenge

  • @Karma.3636
    @Karma.3636 5 месяцев назад +6

    Non Gooner moment

  • @Nomsyyyy
    @Nomsyyyy 5 месяцев назад +1

    kristi the reason your tanks suck is because of low reliability and the motorized arty makes it worse because of combat width

  • @acanadianchicken
    @acanadianchicken 5 месяцев назад +1

    I think I know why your Airports get destroyed each time you drop a nuke, because a nuke destroys all buildings in a state, you dropped nukes on enemy divisions who were in the same state as your airports which destroyed them
    Also could you play as Canada in Kaiserredux, no specific path, just anyone you want

  • @chopperhopper7870
    @chopperhopper7870 4 месяца назад +2

    great war redux chinese eastern railway world conquest

  • @Runha240
    @Runha240 4 месяца назад +1

    next up: Montenegro world conquest in Millennium New Dawn

  • @Massimo-my9ph
    @Massimo-my9ph 4 месяца назад +1

    how much money for black ice Luxemburg on elite difficulty?

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  4 месяца назад

      2 Million USD

    • @Massimo-my9ph
      @Massimo-my9ph 4 месяца назад

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy Damn i thought about paying for it but 2 million USD (ik its a joke) no but seriously how much?

  • @egorsgor228
    @egorsgor228 5 месяцев назад +2

    Can you maybe tell who is your patron, because I live in Thai land and cannot play hoi 4 with my friends, ping is too high! Maybe we can play together with this lad if he also in South East Asia (or maybe some other your subscribers want to play…)

    • @kristibbs-lg9gy
      @kristibbs-lg9gy  5 месяцев назад

      Join the discord server. People organise hoi4 games from time to time.

    • @egorsgor228
      @egorsgor228 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kristibbs-lg9gy sir yes sir

  • @carno-power1526
    @carno-power1526 5 месяцев назад +1

    good video

  • @blitz8221
    @blitz8221 5 месяцев назад +1

    what about Siam world conquest in Kaiserredux?

  • @TheTrueForbidden
    @TheTrueForbidden 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im so sorry for you

  • @maxxedout2563
    @maxxedout2563 5 месяцев назад +3

    Why didn’t you use the hoi 4 in real time mod? Would have been funny I think.

  • @Glacussia
    @Glacussia 2 месяца назад +1

    BASED

  • @One_step_above_is_here
    @One_step_above_is_here 5 месяцев назад +2

    I have a quiz guys quick what's the capital of Thailand? I remember it was bang something?

  • @EpicGamerino
    @EpicGamerino 4 месяца назад +1

    Based

  • @TheMelnTeam
    @TheMelnTeam 4 месяца назад +1

    Once you're so late in the game you can get 5000ish planes and nukes, nuke the AI air fields so you have air superiority no matter what (flash superiority in distant air zones, pause and nuke), and then you can do nuke/paradrop encirclement/supply cuts.
    Airports are applied at state level, so nuking a state where you have the airport will damage it. It's stupid, but seems to be how it works.
    Puppets suck in this mod, never liked that design change either. Best you can do as a micro state in this mod is setting up a collab government or two in nations like India and China and relying on the non-core pop boosts, then hope the collab government system doesn't bug out. Non-core pop isn't amazing, but when your base non-core is > 400M and you're getting the 60% collab threshold with 20% or more conscription, you get enough to work with.
    One advantage of tanks over infantry is that they use less manpower per battalion, and if you have the armor/hardness good enough, lose less. Same deal for using crappy light tanks as garrison.

  • @Lukas0933
    @Lukas0933 4 месяца назад +1

    Do you also do hearts of iron 4 multi-player ?

  • @jonathaslopes8038
    @jonathaslopes8038 5 месяцев назад +1

    You should play the Zombie Horde mod

  • @sbs_billygamer
    @sbs_billygamer 5 месяцев назад +1

    I tried to make a world conquest as Ohio in The North America Devided mod and it took me almost 8 hours

  • @TheNonTripleEntente
    @TheNonTripleEntente 5 месяцев назад +1

    Wow siam WC very cool

  • @liloverweight7717
    @liloverweight7717 5 месяцев назад +1

    black ice Bhutan world conquest when??

  • @grafvonsylt
    @grafvonsylt 5 месяцев назад +1

    👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @Das-ist-k-ein-VIRUS
    @Das-ist-k-ein-VIRUS 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah the Armenians have lost 2,5 million people to the ottomans,I think i`ve heard that somewhere before

  • @mikpoiu6
    @mikpoiu6 5 месяцев назад +1

    you call it kaiserredux but this is just milenium dawn with a 30hour loading screen