The Waffle_Face C-SPAN Prank Calls

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    C-SPAN used to be the most boring channel on cable TV. And then the internet learned about its frequent call-in segments. A young man who goes by "Waffle_Face" has made a series of sophisticated on-air prank calls, seeing how long he can string the hosts along before they realize he has no point at all. For the first time, you can hear these calls without watching C-SPAN.
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  • @nightrain5150
    @nightrain5150 7 лет назад +798

    "...or as I call it, democra-TI-zay-SHAUUUUN..."

  • @poshko41
    @poshko41 5 лет назад +1363

    I feel like Thom called at least 8 times.

    • @pikin2
      @pikin2 4 года назад +3

      @Josh Kelly terrorizing telemarketers with jim florentine:)

    • @yee6376
      @yee6376 4 года назад +74

      They all sound the same imo

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer 4 года назад +74

      Micah it's all the same guy read description

    • @xanthippe420
      @xanthippe420 4 года назад +54

      It’s pronounced “thom”

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 года назад +1

      @@xanthippe420 *Im

  • @thec-spantroll9500
    @thec-spantroll9500 7 лет назад +516

    I just love the way they get suspicious, and slowly look for the hang up button.

  • @ExpensiveGarbage
    @ExpensiveGarbage 8 лет назад +2110

    I'm pronounced "Thom" 😂

    • @GeneralGorillaSonicOC
      @GeneralGorillaSonicOC 4 года назад +192

      This entire country is uncircumcised.

    • @ambitionsskyyyy
      @ambitionsskyyyy 4 года назад +49

      ExpensiveGarbage I know bro, that one just makes me laugh so much too, it’s just such unnecessary information I think that’s why 😂😂😂

    • @tourzrap
      @tourzrap 4 года назад +4

      ambitionsskyyyy lool

    • @jadedmastermind
      @jadedmastermind 4 года назад +19

      How do you keep a straight face after that?

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 3 года назад +1

      @@GeneralGorillaSonicOC lmfao

  • @waxtv9443
    @waxtv9443 4 года назад +448

    "I drive a pretty nice van and for that im fortunate" 😂😂

  • @MagnetiX
    @MagnetiX 9 лет назад +2201

    This entire country is uncircumcised.
    Lmao

  • @JM-ll2vv
    @JM-ll2vv 2 года назад +591

    There's something about the complete non-reactions from the hosts that make this even more funny.

    • @Supreme-gu1jz
      @Supreme-gu1jz 2 года назад +3

      I never noticed that you're right. Hilarious.

    • @stevenaitcheson6938
      @stevenaitcheson6938 Год назад +6

      watching them squirm is so funny 1:32.

    • @Thankyoufornothing
      @Thankyoufornothing Год назад +3

      I pronounce thom

    • @joshuag7207
      @joshuag7207 Год назад +1

      @@ThankyoufornothingI laughed so hard at that part 😂

    • @carlosescudero9845
      @carlosescudero9845 Год назад +1

      when the only response is the name of the city of the next caller. 😂

  • @thebigdog2629
    @thebigdog2629 5 лет назад +707

    Thom for president 2020.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 4 года назад +24

      If he gets elected, the whole country will be circumcised.

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 4 года назад +5

      2024

    • @xanthippe420
      @xanthippe420 4 года назад +8

      I’m pronounced “Thom”

    • @JohnVKaravitis
      @JohnVKaravitis 4 года назад +1

      BLASPHEMY! EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S PRESIDENT TRUMP FOREVER!!!

    • @rustywilliams9044
      @rustywilliams9044 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnVKaravitis oof

  • @McCrispyTaco
    @McCrispyTaco 3 года назад +740

    I love how he has absolutely no point and just leads them on lmfao.

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 3 года назад +15

      Lol

    • @Zeemas
      @Zeemas Год назад +9

      Yeah. They don't do it like they did before these days

    • @user-gz1nv6nw3q
      @user-gz1nv6nw3q 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ask jeeves

  • @user-ms7ez6tu7b
    @user-ms7ez6tu7b 4 года назад +623

    "Did you know that Facebook was developed in a dorm room by two naked chicks?"
    😂😂😂

  • @seminiferousbuttnoid
    @seminiferousbuttnoid 5 лет назад +200

    "I came across an article in Tiger Beat."

    • @kittypwnz
      @kittypwnz 3 года назад +6

      thats gonna be my go to for when im makin shit up but want it to sound legit

  • @thewitchfindergeneral4015
    @thewitchfindergeneral4015 4 года назад +146

    “Obama sings 12 songs in the shower” 💀💀💀

  • @marzilyas
    @marzilyas 12 лет назад +669

    i manage a quizno's and get a nine-dollar haircut

    • @dannylukic6536
      @dannylukic6536 6 лет назад +81

      I.A. Cool fucking ranch, kid 😂

    • @HankTheTank23
      @HankTheTank23 4 года назад +13

      Do you drive a van though?

    • @bdl2157
      @bdl2157 4 года назад +3

      I.A. Well Cool fuckin Ranch kid

    • @ItsdaFittySimp
      @ItsdaFittySimp 4 года назад +6

      Boden D Lingley wonder if this ia guy is still active on yt

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo 3 года назад +1

      What’s your stance on the movie coop runnings

  • @johncholmes643
    @johncholmes643 5 лет назад +135

    I'm pronounced Thom. I lost it

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction 5 лет назад +655

    They sound so coherent and they turn into psychos.

  • @professorfoxtrot
    @professorfoxtrot 5 лет назад +585

    Obama sings 12 songs in the shower.... XD

    • @neverquin6037
      @neverquin6037 4 года назад +7

      Professor Foxtrot 😂😂😂

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 года назад +3

      Colonel Mustard

    • @geotechms
      @geotechms 4 года назад +24

      He’s got a point, who else in this country even knows 12 songs that they could sing in the shower?

    • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
      @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living 2 года назад +3

      That prank call was funny! The “Tiger Beat” comment made it even funnier.

  • @HighlyRegardted
    @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +111

    “You want the Guinness book of world records for biggest beach party? ...Ask Jeeves”

  • @a87nomsirrah35
    @a87nomsirrah35 Год назад +84

    I bet some those hosts recognize this man's voice. He's their ultimate troll

  • @AvidanTheExpositor
    @AvidanTheExpositor 4 года назад +268

    This is super talented. These people don't know what to do while he's talking. He takes up a ton of airtime. Well done. I cracked at the doritos story too lol well cool ranch kid

  • @GBXS
    @GBXS 9 лет назад +379

    "I just want to know: what is your stance on the movie 'cool runnings'?"

    • @NemeticSage
      @NemeticSage 8 лет назад +3

      why did he mention that movie?

    • @GBXS
      @GBXS 8 лет назад +43

      +Benzonian612
      It's a silly comedy movie. Maybe because it was incredibly random?

    • @g.s777
      @g.s777 5 лет назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @momsspaghetti7165
      @momsspaghetti7165 4 года назад +14

      “Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Come on boys, it’s bobsled time”

    • @jamesbehrje4279
      @jamesbehrje4279 4 года назад +2

      that dude looked more skittish then my female Chihuahua!!!

  • @nickjklol
    @nickjklol 2 года назад +44

    We have never gotten his stance on the movie Cool Runnings to this day

  • @maxrehm1000
    @maxrehm1000 6 лет назад +162

    “This entire country is uncircumcised.”

  • @fw5995
    @fw5995 Год назад +32

    0:51 - I love how the guest clearly recognizes the caller’s voice and is fully anticipating a crank call yet the caller actually to proceeds to ask a semi-relevant question 😂😂😂

    • @dmavani87
      @dmavani87 7 месяцев назад

      It’s because the caller referred to him as “Mark” but his name is actually Juan

  • @MrBennyboy2001
    @MrBennyboy2001 4 года назад +67

    RUclips 2011: Nothing
    RUclips 2012: Nothing
    RUclips 2013: Nothing
    RUclips 2014: Nothing
    RUclips 2015: Nothing
    RUclips 2016: Nothing
    RUclips 2017: Nothing
    RUclips 2018: Nothing
    RUclips 2019: This seems like something good to recommend.

  • @foxiiitrot
    @foxiiitrot 8 лет назад +22

    You want those Doritos? Well COOL FUCKING RANCH kid..................

  • @LaughingDisciple
    @LaughingDisciple Год назад +60

    this dudes a legend . the troll of all trolls

    • @Clepboyette
      @Clepboyette Год назад +3

      I’m still getting a 9 dollar haircut and uh

  • @germanshepherd2701
    @germanshepherd2701 4 года назад +48

    “There’s a lot of ‘dehmikratahzation’, or as I call it “democri-TIE-zashion’”.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +33

    “Obama sings 12 songs in the shower.” 💀

    • @joey1020
      @joey1020 Год назад +6

      Idk why but this isn't hard to imagine 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChomoBidensMules
      @ChomoBidensMules 10 месяцев назад +3

      "It's raining men"

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChomoBidensMules 😂

    • @bondinvisible
      @bondinvisible 9 месяцев назад

      i don’t get it

  • @cookiesdll
    @cookiesdll 4 года назад +64

    "... did you know Facebook was developed in a college dorm room by 2 naked chicks?" Jeez man that hit me hard XD

  • @PaganRaccoon
    @PaganRaccoon 8 лет назад +176

    He does look very nervous!

    • @g.s777
      @g.s777 5 лет назад +7

      For real lol

    • @WJINTL
      @WJINTL 4 года назад +25

      But what is his stance on the movie cool runnings?

    • @pauld.3940
      @pauld.3940 4 года назад +29

      I love how he seems to look more nervous when the caller says that.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 4 года назад +5

      Hahaha
      He's got that crazy look in his eye again

  • @ezeqeel8352
    @ezeqeel8352 4 года назад +59

    Those interviewers seems to recognize his voice immediately, just waiting to execute the call

  • @LuchoCastle_11
    @LuchoCastle_11 4 года назад +60

    How do they not know his voice already?

  • @b-b8704
    @b-b8704 4 года назад +40

    I like the blog-sphere one bc its subtle and makes the interviewer actually ask "speak on terrorism and the internet"

  • @N00019
    @N00019 3 года назад +66

    I'm pronounced "Thom" fucking kills md every damn time. 😂😂

  • @dysennn
    @dysennn 3 года назад +34

    i love how they draw them in and then right when they’re hooked they flip it on them

  • @TheMW2informer
    @TheMW2informer 5 лет назад +64

    This guy needs to make a comeback

  • @leafgreensniper13
    @leafgreensniper13 10 месяцев назад +3

    I swear there has to be a cult of these callers, cause they all sound like the same dude.

  • @T00THY_0RiFiCE
    @T00THY_0RiFiCE 12 лет назад +45

    lol he was gonna ask what's your stance on the movie Cool Runnings wasn't he. hahaha rofl

  • @Kasejeb
    @Kasejeb 11 лет назад +42

    Jamaican bobsled team

  • @od4407
    @od4407 6 лет назад +140

    Same guy for a majority of these calls 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @thebigdog2629
      @thebigdog2629 5 лет назад +29

      Rick Moranis it is him, his names in the title, your welcome.

    • @nbshftr
      @nbshftr 5 лет назад +17

      This video was made as a compilation of this one guy

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell Год назад

      ​@@nbshftr the last guy was different tho

  • @TheNicerookiE
    @TheNicerookiE 9 лет назад +231

    Cr1tikal before the Internet.

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 7 лет назад +7

      I wish.

    • @JonnyBoyOfficial
      @JonnyBoyOfficial 5 лет назад +44

      Who is Cr1tikal? Anyway, there is a sick guy you should watch, his name is penguinz0. Watch him, he is a great RUclipsr.

    • @BlackCat-ru5yj
      @BlackCat-ru5yj 5 лет назад +1

      @@JonnyBoyOfficial Joking or not?

    • @JonnyBoyOfficial
      @JonnyBoyOfficial 5 лет назад +13

      Black Cat 1598 how about you decide for yourself

    • @Tool_jira_shugg
      @Tool_jira_shugg 5 лет назад +6

      Lmao, he does kind of sound like Charlie.

  • @commonsensethroughmemes9314
    @commonsensethroughmemes9314 5 лет назад +24

    The looks the hosts give the callers like "oh god, what is this one gonna say". Lmao

  • @Chugchugpickles.
    @Chugchugpickles. Год назад +12

    “I was reading an article on Tyger Beatz the other day…” lmfao.

  • @smith9808
    @smith9808 Год назад +24

    Miss these days.
    Simpler times 😂

    • @Foted
      @Foted Год назад

      Wtf are you talking about

  • @christseanpilar
    @christseanpilar 6 лет назад +59

    Dude is the Goat I swear 😂😂

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 11 месяцев назад +3

    "You want those Doritos? Well Cool Fucking Ranch, Kid" is hilariously stupid

  • @bigolshroomhead3831
    @bigolshroomhead3831 2 года назад +47

    This man is a legend

  • @bangs8560
    @bangs8560 6 месяцев назад +2

    “Well cool fuckin ranch, kid” killed me

  • @graysonkemp8870
    @graysonkemp8870 5 лет назад +24

    The build up is so masterful

    • @joescott8877
      @joescott8877 Год назад

      Oh yeah, this guy's a "Legend," dontchyaknow, lol! Whatev.

  • @chaimbrownbasketball4730
    @chaimbrownbasketball4730 Год назад +6

    that "Eureka moment" gave me a heart attack

  • @TheCrabError
    @TheCrabError 11 месяцев назад +4

    “What’s your stance on the movie Cool Ru….”

    • @Gulag00
      @Gulag00 11 месяцев назад +2

      What movie was he talking about

    • @TheCrabError
      @TheCrabError 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Gulag00 I assume 1993’s Cool Runnings, the movie about the Jamaican Olympic Bobsled Team

  • @InertBrian
    @InertBrian 5 лет назад +33

    "Peter, you mentioned something about 'sharing the burden'" hahahahha

  • @Gulag00
    @Gulag00 5 лет назад +20

    I never look at Doritos cool ranch the same after that prank call

  • @andrewjames7438
    @andrewjames7438 3 года назад +11

    The Guinness book of world records for the biggest beach party.

  • @b-b8704
    @b-b8704 4 года назад +124

    I need to meet this man, this has me crying laughing

    • @kevincahalin4920
      @kevincahalin4920 2 года назад +6

      Met him at a wedding he’s a legend.

    • @TheRadioactiveMaster
      @TheRadioactiveMaster 2 года назад +2

      @@kevincahalin4920 really?!?!?!

    • @kevincahalin4920
      @kevincahalin4920 2 года назад +2

      @@TheRadioactiveMaster No joke, Sir S. He's a great dude.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell Год назад

      ​@@kevincahalin4920 what his name bro ?

    • @ZachAdams926
      @ZachAdams926 Год назад

      Is his name Brad? Sounds like a caller to a sports talk radio show I listen to.

  • @TheMarcMan
    @TheMarcMan 3 года назад +166

    1:48 is quite possibly the best prank call in history

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 2 года назад +12

      * 1:54

    • @joescott8877
      @joescott8877 Год назад +1

      Pffftt, lol, jerky boys and others funnier.

    • @Shark_King325
      @Shark_King325 Год назад +1

      @@lockandloadlikehell people like you are annoying af

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@joescott8877 the jerky boys are lame

  • @Mrgtaman533
    @Mrgtaman533 3 года назад +6

    “Yeah you want those Doritos? Well cool fuckin ranch kid!”
    Lmfao

  • @DemocratPartyOfHate
    @DemocratPartyOfHate Год назад +3

    Yeah, I think "Thom" is a recurring caller on this show

  • @n0n9001
    @n0n9001 10 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao “Cool fuckin’ ranch kid”

  • @seminiferousbuttnoid
    @seminiferousbuttnoid 3 года назад +33

    This compilation is missing the one where he says he slaps plate of chicken nuggets out of his mother's hand.

    • @jamesr5719
      @jamesr5719 Год назад +2

      Is that same guy? If so, you are so right. That is an epic one no doubt

    • @joescott8877
      @joescott8877 Год назад

      Now THAT was funny! First thing this "legend" has purportedly said that made me LOL. Others earned only a grin.

    • @Foted
      @Foted Год назад +3

      Not the same guy

    • @GamerKiller2347
      @GamerKiller2347 Год назад +1

      That happened 5 years after this compilation was uploaded.

  • @PedroMiguel-if3ll
    @PedroMiguel-if3ll 11 месяцев назад +3

    The hosts are hilarious, no reaction on their faces, just ready to press the PANIC button!!

  • @FallenSkater1940
    @FallenSkater1940 10 лет назад +114

    poor cspan people but i guess thats what they get for being public access xD

    • @jamesleranearthistrollingi6010
      @jamesleranearthistrollingi6010 4 года назад +1

      cringe

    • @danermanerkider
      @danermanerkider 4 года назад +14

      James Leran Earth is trolling its people How does it feel replying to a half decade old comment with the single word "cringe?"

    • @watermelonhead8054
      @watermelonhead8054 4 года назад +5

      @@danermanerkider thats so surreal, the term 'cringe' wasnt even used like it is now when the original comment was posted

    • @exodus9847
      @exodus9847 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesleranearthistrollingi6010 ur cringe

  • @aquinas93
    @aquinas93 3 года назад +9

    "A Republican in Tacoma, WA..." They believed that! LOL

  • @dbrown2264
    @dbrown2264 4 года назад +27

    I love all his bogus catch phrases.

  • @Logic_vs_VerbalShite
    @Logic_vs_VerbalShite Год назад +6

    The Obama singing 12 songs in the shower 😂😂😂 I'm dead

  • @overthetoppranks
    @overthetoppranks Год назад +7

    This man was about to say Cool Runnings💀

    • @CyberFunk64
      @CyberFunk64 Год назад +1

      This is the exact comment I was looking for

    • @Gulag00
      @Gulag00 Год назад

      How do you know he says “cool running” if it cuts after “cool”? I’m curious

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 11 месяцев назад

      @@Gulag00because of context and he said "cool r-"

  • @Ha-fh5np
    @Ha-fh5np 4 года назад +5

    I like how its the same guy everytime prank calling them.

  • @lockandloadlikehell
    @lockandloadlikehell 4 года назад +10

    I've listened to this 50 times

    • @boohoo79
      @boohoo79 Год назад

      Me too from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪🇪🇺

  • @tankmac5584
    @tankmac5584 3 года назад +13

    Moral of the story, if you want to get passed the call screener, use the Republican line.

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 3 года назад +5

    Dollars to donuts Thom has logged on to 4chan.

  • @unknownkiwi4040
    @unknownkiwi4040 3 года назад +8

    "I'm still getting a 9 dollar haircut"

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 3 года назад +7

    How do you carry on an interview after a guy goes "Well cool fuckin' ranch, kid."

  • @thenickseditious
    @thenickseditious Год назад +2

    These cpsan pranks make me so happy

  • @leeroyjenkins6061
    @leeroyjenkins6061 11 месяцев назад +4

    This video was much funnier than I expected.

  • @Blendletan
    @Blendletan Год назад +2

    What is that guy's stance on the movie Cool Runnings? Seems like a fair question to me...

  • @TahmL
    @TahmL Год назад +1

    He was going to say the bob sled team movie cool runnings 🤣

  • @andro_46_
    @andro_46_ 4 года назад +16

    Their reaction is priceless 😂😂

  • @kidzbop38isstraightfire92
    @kidzbop38isstraightfire92 4 года назад +55

    I'm gonna steal "well Cool f*cking Ranch kid"..love it

    • @____-gy5mq
      @____-gy5mq 4 года назад +2

      Kidz Bop 38 is Straight FIRE!! what does that line mean?

    • @michaelsingh2828
      @michaelsingh2828 3 года назад

      @@____-gy5mq its a Doritos flavour

  • @Kitties_are_pretty
    @Kitties_are_pretty 5 лет назад +17

    1:39 "I came across an article on the cover of Tiger Beat the other week".

  • @TheTranceCartel
    @TheTranceCartel 2 года назад +6

    @1:44 Lost my stuff at 'Tigerbeat Magazine', a fanmag for teenage girls and their crushes 😅

  • @honestabe6359
    @honestabe6359 2 года назад +53

    I understand that the anchors are used to it and don't have a pulse anyway, but how do the guests not lose it? xD

  • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
    @hxhdfjifzirstc894 4 года назад +3

    Well, I think we can all agree... not the greatest C-SPAN pranks we've ever heard. Thanks for calling, though.

  • @beewalk34
    @beewalk34 4 года назад +5

    Thom is giving those fellows the business lol

  • @dashaunharris8449
    @dashaunharris8449 Год назад +2

    Everyone from the yrs of 70s through the 90s should be in charge they all have forgotten about us.

  • @GeorgeZimmermen
    @GeorgeZimmermen 3 года назад +5

    That Facebook thing got me cracking up. I don’t know why

  • @DMG118
    @DMG118 2 года назад +5

    Regan on the Democrats line, Carter on the Republic line lolol

  • @ieatass3367
    @ieatass3367 Год назад +1

    This a RUclips treasure

  • @brainscott8198
    @brainscott8198 2 года назад +3

    The same voice every day?...you'd think a call screener would catch this fool..lol

  • @nedmcgibbons7174
    @nedmcgibbons7174 2 года назад +1

    Heureka moment. Brilliant, sir! Brilliant.

  • @dookieeater
    @dookieeater Год назад +5

    These never ever get old

  • @romanz9848
    @romanz9848 4 года назад +2

    This guy lives in my town Sacramento what a legend

  • @mind_drips
    @mind_drips 4 года назад +3

    Its the same guy every time 😂😂

  • @jameswarren6047
    @jameswarren6047 3 года назад +1

    Dude I swear the same guy is always the caller in these videos😂

  • @uche.507
    @uche.507 12 лет назад +64

    How does this same guy keep prank calling cspan and not get arrested. hahahahahaha

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 4 года назад +19

      How would he get arrested? Ain't illegal

    • @snackasmversion2752
      @snackasmversion2752 4 года назад +21

      It's free speech and he's not hurting anyone

    • @jamespoop4600
      @jamespoop4600 4 года назад +2

      @@user-nh1og5hy1u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DanielR-lk1vg
    @DanielR-lk1vg 4 года назад +17

    Than you Thom for the insight. Now I am aware that the entire country is uncircumcised

  • @Itstakoma
    @Itstakoma 2 года назад +2

    it's pronounced
    T H O M

  • @Blady99
    @Blady99 Год назад

    That second one was like the perfect prank call hahah

  • @deanawi6172
    @deanawi6172 4 года назад +5

    2:11 best prank one

  • @RaymondJayliss
    @RaymondJayliss 6 лет назад +22

    Anyone know if he has any social media?

  • @jacquelynn2051
    @jacquelynn2051 2 года назад +2

    At this point I’m convinced that the CSPAN call screener ain’t psychic