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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2017
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Комментарии • 885

  • @saijager1673
    @saijager1673 7 лет назад +960

    kinda sucks to think ill probably never meet or be able to properly thank the youtubers that bring me so much laughter and entertainment for years

    • @MagikarpUsedFlylol
      @MagikarpUsedFlylol  7 лет назад +305

      I see you

    • @dantelang6274
      @dantelang6274 7 лет назад +3

      im surprised i was in time for this once

    • @aschreeder
      @aschreeder 7 лет назад +2

      i see him aswell but i dont see you.
      WHERE ARE YOU?!

    • @DurzoGuile
      @DurzoGuile 7 лет назад +1

      Yo Sai, if you truly want, just pay attention when Mat is going to attend to an event, that's your chance! :)

    • @DEGAtv
      @DEGAtv 7 лет назад +1

      I've met Magikarp, FrostPrime, JeremyGamingCurious, and PantsAreDragon all at Gexcon.

  • @threshthresh8803
    @threshthresh8803 7 лет назад +538

    Do what you want cuz a pirate is free
    You are _a pirate._
    *YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE*
    *BEING A PIRATE IS FUCKING OP*
    *WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CC*
    *YOU ARE A PIRATE*

  • @victorselve8349
    @victorselve8349 7 лет назад +265

    Don't pick on oxygen it already gets reduced

    • @taylorskomp9974
      @taylorskomp9974 7 лет назад +15

      Victor Selve Ah chemistry puns, the best kind of puns.

    • @aidan9490
      @aidan9490 7 лет назад +11

      That pun... was just amazing. I must thank you.

    • @Chil1will
      @Chil1will 7 лет назад +19

      This pun got me
      *breathless*
      I'll get the bleach

    • @shreyanj9090
      @shreyanj9090 5 лет назад

      Nice, just finished a year if chemistry and I understood this

    • @michaelroman2188
      @michaelroman2188 4 года назад

      Shreyan J hmm!lgkh juice

  • @Oxxygen
    @Oxxygen 7 лет назад +356

    How did you know my true weakness was Taco Bell™ burritos?

  • @carbonfiber4747
    @carbonfiber4747 8 месяцев назад +4

    Watching this 6 years later and forever magicarpusedfly will forever have a special place in my heart you made me feel happiness in times I felt like I couldn’t. It’s amazing that 6 years later after this video was uploaded I’m able to go back to this and feel the same way it made it feel so long ago. The parasocial relationship I have with you matt is nothing like any other internet persona can do. You are amazing beautiful hilarious and all in all one of the best traits you have, is you are genuine your a genuine human being with morals and values and I’ll always love you for that

  • @Lishpee
    @Lishpee 7 лет назад +1058

    Fox Lady with Nine Tails that Look Like It Would Be Hard To Clean After A Shit
    Tree Man with Long Arms That Look Like he Can Fondle With Children
    Woman with Big Fists That Look Like She Finds it Hard to Touch Herself
    Explosive Hamster That Look Like He Could be A Religious Extremist
    Slippery Fish That look Like He Could Be Cooked into Sushi
    Crappy RUclipsr That Look Like he Could reach 850 Subs soon (Totally Not me)

    • @betternerfirelia5270
      @betternerfirelia5270 7 лет назад +7

      lol'd

    • @threx5559
      @threx5559 7 лет назад +72

      Buff Lady with Giant Tentacles that Look Like She Wouldn't Need Gangplank To Satisfy Her?

    • @thatkatarinamain5775
      @thatkatarinamain5775 7 лет назад +20

      Starving Pup With Spooky Claws That Look Like He Can One Shot Marksmen

    • @CreativeAvenueKai
      @CreativeAvenueKai 7 лет назад +39

      Lishpee
      Man With Big Sword That Probably Doesn't Compensate For Anything

    • @luiseatoll6368
      @luiseatoll6368 7 лет назад +34

      Sexy Lady With Many Legs But Bricky Doesn't Love Her
      Girl With A Toothpick That Has Far More Power Than A Magic Rock, A Falling Star And Almost Everything
      Woman With A Horn That Does Nothing Yet Still Tilting People Hard
      One Woman Light Show That Secretly Loves Her Brother While Boning Someone Else's Boyfriend

  • @xNightmareWolf
    @xNightmareWolf 7 лет назад +28

    3:16 "i miss my father ;-;" masteries.
    i feel so bad.

    • @nathanchocomint
      @nathanchocomint 7 лет назад +1

      NightmareWolf I seen that so many times.....

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss 7 лет назад +245

    how's it goin

    • @alexkim5998
      @alexkim5998 7 лет назад +2

      RedRiot I want to die

    • @obex6105
      @obex6105 7 лет назад

      "I just wanna die!"
      - Mr Meeseeks (aka Alex Kim)

    • @IUsimp
      @IUsimp 6 лет назад

      RedRiot Jim

    • @BARRYR97
      @BARRYR97 3 года назад

      Not too bad man, how’s things with you

    • @rys3r119
      @rys3r119 3 года назад

      Well

  • @tali6844
    @tali6844 7 лет назад +35

    2 years ago: "omfg MF sucks so bad dude"
    Last year: "MF is actually a pretty strong pick now"
    2017: "MF is so good you can literally play her support and still kick ass"

  • @eton6930
    @eton6930 7 лет назад +23

    Why Matt...
    Dude why did you named your masteries "i miss my father"
    Why you gonna do us like that...

  • @leaflikely2939
    @leaflikely2939 7 лет назад +51

    I heard that Arthur sound effect. *I heard that*

  • @TanasinnAZ
    @TanasinnAZ 7 лет назад +328

    Magikarp, why are all of your friends really bad?

  • @carterlarson5647
    @carterlarson5647 7 лет назад +3

    The Forensic Files audio with the penguin made my day. My mom and sister are both nurses and binge watch the shit outta it.

  • @pomota8659
    @pomota8659 7 лет назад +87

    if u lose with miss fortune,it mean that u are unfortunate

  • @iliketurtles7223
    @iliketurtles7223 7 лет назад +8

    "I still feel dead inside..."
    -SeaOtterPups, 2017

  • @Gothstana
    @Gothstana 7 лет назад +7

    "You don't need a BF, you got a GF: ME!"
    Smooth af

  • @b1gandch33sy
    @b1gandch33sy 7 лет назад +8

    Yakko's voice is vaguely reminiscent of Singed420's voice. Yakko has been Rudy this whole time.

  • @slam7489
    @slam7489 7 лет назад +11

    as u can see he is using the classic i miss my father mastery page
    just the classics

  • @dingusegg5393
    @dingusegg5393 7 лет назад +3

    That "Hows it goin?" Killed me

  • @peacelion2167
    @peacelion2167 7 лет назад +5

    Matt's laugh has just ascended to the next level

  • @ZweihanderKnight
    @ZweihanderKnight 7 лет назад +1

    1:14 Using Forensic Files audio for a meme! That's a first for me, I've never encountered this xD

  • @Jellycent13
    @Jellycent13 7 лет назад +7

    karp keep ur vids up man, you give me real laughs

  • @Manuel96OMG
    @Manuel96OMG 7 лет назад +1

    "Jackie always ok!" that Rush Hour blooper reference

  • @YMarquise
    @YMarquise 7 лет назад

    6:05 the "how is it going?" part from your previous vlog ! im dying HAHAHAHAAHHAH

  • @cautare
    @cautare 7 лет назад +1

    I remember when you said in a podcast that you had really funny friends who really sucked at the game.
    And now I understand, but it was a good video because of it.

  • @alemayehusolomon941
    @alemayehusolomon941 7 лет назад

    The part where you sampled Dateline NBC about the bodies had me in tears! I love you man, this is such an entertaining channel! I wish you the best, and hope your videos get millions of views.

  • @snidgem6193
    @snidgem6193 7 лет назад +5

    Holy shit!!!! You had one of the n64 snowboard kids songs. BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

    • @karaz68
      @karaz68 7 лет назад

      I thought it was but I wasn't sure lol

  • @Pyndor2137
    @Pyndor2137 7 лет назад +2

    Damn I've noticed the "I miss my father ;-;" masteries page :(
    I still remember crying at your video about your father...

  • @MartialGlobe
    @MartialGlobe 7 лет назад +46

    omg his fucking mastery page ;_;

    • @TheCeratius
      @TheCeratius 7 лет назад +4

      Saw it too.. instand sadface

    • @gazza8958
      @gazza8958 7 лет назад +10

      its been called that for well over a year now, long before his dad died

  • @DamnHotGamers
    @DamnHotGamers 7 лет назад

    Is that the snowboard kids theme at 4:15? Damn dude. You had to hit me with the nostalgia.

  • @tomassousa9140
    @tomassousa9140 7 лет назад +2

    you know it´s a good youtuber and content creator when you leave a like before you even start to watch, keep on going man !!

    • @Smth-Smth-Dylan
      @Smth-Smth-Dylan 7 лет назад

      I leave a dislike before I start to watch :^)

    • @tomassousa9140
      @tomassousa9140 7 лет назад

      DONT BE LIKE THAT MAN, YOU DONT WIN ANYTHING ;)

  • @MrHellothereiamhere
    @MrHellothereiamhere 7 лет назад

    The Arthur flashback sound effect! Hahahaha that killed me!

  • @monke9414
    @monke9414 4 года назад +3

    Im here after 3 years
    That was a quick ride

  • @poioFumegante
    @poioFumegante 7 лет назад

    You always have some great choice for soundtracks. That Nintendo 64 Snowboard Kid's nostalgia really went deep! I would find it interesting to see a video on your favorite childhood games. Thanks and keep up the good work!

  • @x7xDarkPlayerx7x
    @x7xDarkPlayerx7x 7 лет назад +1

    Seeing the "I miss my father ;-;" made me die on the inside :( .. *hugs*

  • @layladog1572
    @layladog1572 7 лет назад

    I will never forget that Chris playing as lee, got baron stolen from him by janna

  • @BluToonLink
    @BluToonLink 7 лет назад

    AAAAAA I'M SO HAPPPY YOU'RE USING SNOWBOARD KIDS MUSIC. It brought back so many memories

  • @Princess_Narii
    @Princess_Narii 7 лет назад

    OMG the snowbord kids Tune on the background just completes it for me
    Thanks for that good old memory xD
    I played the crap out of that game with my siblings xD

  • @markoversec1689
    @markoversec1689 7 лет назад +2

    Anyone noticed that his masteries are called "I miss my father"
    that is so sad... :(

  • @Chunbar
    @Chunbar 7 лет назад

    while everyone is doing the fake stories with click bait titles, you are just doing your own hilarious thing and I love it.

  • @kevportu92
    @kevportu92 7 лет назад

    I love how often you repurpose music from Diddy Kong Racing, always hits that sweet nostalgia!

  • @rockbottomincorperations-4420
    @rockbottomincorperations-4420 7 лет назад

    tfw his masteries are named "I miss my father", and you chuckle a little bit, but then you realize its not ironic anymore

  • @THEMultiTasker2014
    @THEMultiTasker2014 7 лет назад

    4:53 - That was the most OP Garen I have ever witnessed... WHO FED HIM SO MUCH?!

  • @buddyfidrooze6120
    @buddyfidrooze6120 7 лет назад

    HAHAHA AT 3:20 THAT SOUND EFFECT FROM ARTHUR LMAOOOO

  • @ivarluttik5913
    @ivarluttik5913 7 лет назад

    After the vlog I hoped the 'how's it goin' dude would come back in other vids. AND HERE HE IS !!!!!

  • @danielhicks1991
    @danielhicks1991 7 лет назад +1

    3:24 nice Arthur sound effect xD

  • @georgepsyllakis3682
    @georgepsyllakis3682 7 лет назад

    Good luck on the 1mil bro ❤ Hope you get it soon

  • @Ai-co3vp
    @Ai-co3vp 7 лет назад

    OMFG THE ARTHOR FLASHBACK SOUND 😂😂😂

  • @whiteguard2711
    @whiteguard2711 7 лет назад

    That DBZ style power scream up while ulting slayed me.

  • @The_Ninja_Tree
    @The_Ninja_Tree 7 лет назад

    I love the forensic files joke in the middle I loved that show when I was like 13

  • @DavidRamirez-cu1do
    @DavidRamirez-cu1do 7 лет назад

    For you Matt I watch the entire AD. I never press skip because I know u want that ad money

  • @Dacnomaniak
    @Dacnomaniak 7 лет назад +1

    Palms are sweaty
    Knees weak
    Arms are Heavy
    Miss Fortune involved in a hit and run with a Chevy.

  • @Alz616
    @Alz616 7 лет назад

    May "How's it goin'" guy never leave

  • @MeowieTheBandit
    @MeowieTheBandit 7 лет назад

    I enjoy these little bits of shenanigans fam.
    Keep it up dude.

  • @YokioProductions
    @YokioProductions 7 лет назад

    I highly appreciate the arthur flashback soundtrack @3:21

  • @BrendanGeormer
    @BrendanGeormer 7 лет назад +2

    I wanna play with you guys one day. I can provide immense comedic value with my being nearly decent. Almost decent, but far enough away to fail and be funny.
    love me

    • @oovoojaver179
      @oovoojaver179 7 лет назад

      Brendan Geormer Great, you have what it takes! Now all you need is a convincing story :)

  • @Holloaway
    @Holloaway 7 лет назад

    You know whats creepy about 1:20 ?
    Yesterday i actually read a newspaper :O and there was one article saying that someone stole something from a store while wearing a penguin costume.

  • @Charuid
    @Charuid 7 лет назад

    "Arrrrrr, fuck my ass" "thanks dude". Think I laughed too hard considering the level of the jokes :DDDDD You guys have the best gameplay vids alongside Spazie and CG. Some people just seem like they don't even have fun playing.

  • @browniefowler9190
    @browniefowler9190 7 лет назад

    As someone from Kansas City I will confirm that the whole state indeed loves Bee

  • @usamimi-no-majo
    @usamimi-no-majo 7 лет назад

    Now I feel like the only way to use Bullet Time is to yell: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" every time.

  • @NK-xd4fu
    @NK-xd4fu 7 лет назад +6

    The title was so long that RUclips gave the video its own block in the recommended tab.

  • @elisgibbard5215
    @elisgibbard5215 7 лет назад

    Those Arthur sound effects though. Those are the real references.

  • @madisonmooneyham2041
    @madisonmooneyham2041 7 лет назад

    i love that the, "hows it going" guy has become a meme inside the magikarp channel.

  • @BlackPenzo
    @BlackPenzo 7 лет назад

    Awww the snowboard kids theme. I loved that game

  • @nldk14
    @nldk14 7 лет назад

    6:05 i'm so glad you made this into a meme

  • @roberdeisidro7767
    @roberdeisidro7767 7 лет назад

    i died at the hows it goin moment

  • @pokeness686
    @pokeness686 7 лет назад

    3:11 the runes and masteries XD

  • @uh6060
    @uh6060 7 лет назад +2

    Btw,yakko's voice sounds exactly like singed420's one,I don't know if I'm the only one it struck

  • @riaberry1386
    @riaberry1386 7 лет назад

    im so happy you have been uploading a lot recently, your videos are my favvv

  • @nikhiljois3807
    @nikhiljois3807 7 лет назад

    Your titles have been on point recently

  • @purpl_4
    @purpl_4 7 лет назад

    the how's it goin guy gets me every time(like all 4 times)

  • @Ryeniken
    @Ryeniken 7 лет назад

    the mastery tree "I miss my father"
    Ten outta Ten

  • @ParappaTheNappa
    @ParappaTheNappa 7 лет назад

    That Arthur sound effect on that flashback tho!!!

  • @asasaw2001
    @asasaw2001 7 лет назад

    The "Hows it goin in the middle 😂😂😂😂"

  • @Kusari_Yarou
    @Kusari_Yarou 7 лет назад

    3:15 wow magikarp has a talents page named after his father now thats deep

  • @quadraslap9654
    @quadraslap9654 7 лет назад

    Omg, those "HowsitGoooin'" clips gets me erry time

  • @self6942
    @self6942 7 лет назад

    "I miss my father ;-;" Those are some metal masteries right there.

  • @CenturyBlade
    @CenturyBlade 5 лет назад

    Legend has it that to this day, Oxxxygen has not calmed down

  • @Ronin_Sweden
    @Ronin_Sweden 7 лет назад

    That "how's it going" guy is so fucking funny!

  • @corpseparade7500
    @corpseparade7500 7 лет назад

    Eyy I recognize that audio file from Forensic Files, that show was lit.

  • @neutra14
    @neutra14 7 лет назад

    RUclips told me you uploaded this while I was watching another video and the first thought I had was "who the hell would name a video that?" then I saw it later and was all oh it's just Matt nevermind

  • @kittkat344
    @kittkat344 7 лет назад +2

    I feel like supp Miss Fortune wouldn't work in solo que, You have to have teamwork or you'll prob steal the kills

  • @Arth1el
    @Arth1el 7 лет назад +1

    Please make the "How's it goin?" guy a regular feature

  • @davidalexandrowitsch4912
    @davidalexandrowitsch4912 7 лет назад

    I swear matt your videotitles are from another world xD

  • @angel5s645
    @angel5s645 7 лет назад

    the fkn taco bell burritos killed meXD

  • @hadius123
    @hadius123 7 лет назад

    Keep the "how's it going" guy in every episode

  • @chaosinc.9987
    @chaosinc.9987 7 лет назад

    In return for some taco bell burritos is this the freshest meme ever created?

  • @Skull5617
    @Skull5617 7 лет назад

    it's udder nonsense, with some actually pretty good plays(sometimes). I love watching this stuff Matt please keep it up and thanks!

  • @destinhoward7392
    @destinhoward7392 7 лет назад +1

    3:11 I miss my father Matt we love you and we miss him too

  • @capek416
    @capek416 7 лет назад

    4:24 a new meme right there

  • @nhrluna8432
    @nhrluna8432 7 лет назад

    wait a second... that music...
    SNOWBOARD KIDS! THAT NOSTALGIA THO

  • @tyvonrwjfan1
    @tyvonrwjfan1 7 лет назад

    Omg, that snowboard kids soundtrack is fabulous xD

  • @th3BelovedG
    @th3BelovedG 7 лет назад

    Anyone else get a bondage Verizon T-mobile commercial? I didn't expect him to make the ads a joke too.

  • @MonMemii
    @MonMemii 7 лет назад

    Awwww dude is that.... Snowboard kids I hear? That's my jam.

  • @erioto5
    @erioto5 7 лет назад

    hey man I've been having a really bad day, but this shit make me laugh so hard. plus it make my day a little less of : ^) this face. thankx Matt for making me laugh

  • @tylerwaalen6963
    @tylerwaalen6963 7 лет назад

    That Ashe ult nearly made me fall over laughing, damn

  • @KorbyPonyo
    @KorbyPonyo 7 лет назад +1

    I love you Karp, thank you for another awesome video!

  • @ifaptosonaandrivenhentaian3096
    @ifaptosonaandrivenhentaian3096 7 лет назад +41

    I bet they hurt! :^) But it's worth the pain! xD

    • @user-wv2rz1xj8x
      @user-wv2rz1xj8x 7 лет назад +12

      what the fuck has humanity come to

    • @ToastGemetzel
      @ToastGemetzel 7 лет назад +1

      i just know that you are fat, underage and pretty lonely.

    • @Lawgamer411
      @Lawgamer411 7 лет назад +2

      I fap to Sona and Riven Hentai, and I'm proud of it what the fuck is wrong with you.

    • @ifaptosonaandrivenhentaian3096
      @ifaptosonaandrivenhentaian3096 7 лет назад

      Waschburr Gang I bet 100€ that I'm not xD

    • @christianmoreno7317
      @christianmoreno7317 7 лет назад

      LMAO, all these idiots being baited, indeed "what has humanity come to"

  • @DoggoSif
    @DoggoSif 7 лет назад

    lmao the Arthur daydream transition