About that clam thing, Joel is actually right, the clam tries to move away from salt but since they are usually placed in a table, they just rock back in place. It's somewhat messed up if you think about it but anyways I really loved this podcast. I want Joel to be on more frequently!!!
I love when Joel mentions the Canadian national anthem and Barbara's just like "Of course I know it." Made me think, I don't know the words to my own national anthem.
God save our gracious queen, long live our noble queen God save the queen, da-da-da-da-da Send her *murmering the the tune for a while* God save the queen!
God save our gracious queen, long live our noble queen God save the queen plus unimportant bits. lets have national anthem with no words, or easy to remember words, like queen's "we will rock you" i reckon that would be a great national anthem.
I haven't laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Gavin gagging, Joel not going off about the economy, Burnie being back. Just a good video all around. XD
The search-history chicken idea is fucking genius, and should absolutely be done over a series of videos. Tournament style, with all of the RT/AH crew. Find out who is the most innocent, who is the least, and who is the most shameless.
This week in RTAA, Gavin laughs at a plane crash resulting in deaths of millions, Joel discusses his wedding speech, and Gavin recounts the time he tried to escape a fight... by trying to fight.
When Burnie was talking about Orange is the new Black it sounded like he was describing a lot of people who were watching RWBY. They disliked the way the episode length was different for every episode and couldn't get into it BUT they continued to watch and it took until ep. 8 for those people to start enjoying it.
I laughed my ass of on this one. I'm not gonna sit here picking favorites, but the chemistry between these 4 guys is outstanding. Never a dull moment when Burnie and Gus are arguing or Joel and Gavin are spouting some random bullshit. Loved it.
Slick Digger He's a great guy, but I don't find him interesting or funny at all. Especially on the podcast where he just raves about how happy he is and gets defensive about everything.
Burnie: "What does the appendix do?" Gavin: " pfft...shh...grass or something right, like if you eat grass it uhh...." i completely lost my shit, Jesus Christ Gavin. xD
I actually watched a best of video the other day of Gavin gags. Seeing it in this video made my day. And the general funniness of the podcast was great.
The appendix, by the way, has a use as a child, just like the thymus and tonsils. They help develop the immune system. As you age, however, they lose their usefulness.
HERE IS THE ARTICLE THAT GAVIN WAS TALKING ABOUT AT THE END OF THE PODCAST!!: Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Them talking about them fighting for their GF's, was literally the same exact thing that happened on Key & Peele.... There is no question about it now.... The Rooster Teeth Podcast are time travellers O_O
Putting salt in a wound was actually a primary treatment method in ancient Rome and was a good thing. It promotes healing, is antibacterial, is antifungal, and helps the blood to coagulate. It is however very painful.
If RoosterTeeth.com haven't found it by now, it is either a too old or too new commercial. I also think Joel hints that it was a non-U.S company that produced it as Joel and "some short, fatter guy" sounds quite low budget. So I'm looking out for local commercials this year.
Any time Gavin, Gus and Burnie are on the same podcast, it's one of the best episodes. Just the dynamic those 3 have works so well. Add Joel to the mix, it becomes almost perfect.
A realistic podcast crew. We all know that unfortunately our favorite tattooed alcohol loving wiseass has prior engagements to attend to. But yes Geoff would be incredible to see on the set once again.
Oh hey, Gav was talking about genetic mutations where people don't have wisdom teeth. I don't have wisdom teeth. I'm all for his idea of fucking constantly *cough*
Nostalgia hitting hard. Wow.
Thanks for the good times guys.
These four guys make the best podcasts, in my opinion.
As long as Gus and Burnie are in it, its good IMO.
I've become so used to the music during the ad for the discount that when it didn't play I thought something was wrong with my speakers.
lol glad im not the only one!
Oh damn me too!
I know, it was so scary!
Holy shit. Me too.
Not me.
About that clam thing, Joel is actually right, the clam tries to move away from salt but since they are usually placed in a table, they just rock back in place. It's somewhat messed up if you think about it but anyways I really loved this podcast. I want Joel to be on more frequently!!!
Gavin, Joel, Burnie, and Gus. My fav crew!
"I don't smoke crack, but I drink alot of beer. I could be mayor." The wise words of Joel Heyman, everyone
Joel and Gavin together is just deadly... im dying laughing
Both excel at steering the conversation off a cliff.
'Oh god this video. I'm high as fuck.'
"Oh man this video. I'm has as fuck"
WHY YOU GOTTA MISQUOTE SHIT?
NightStalker1337 because I was actually high as fuck. i didnt realize I misquoted it. hahaha
Thomas Borck #1
JUST BLAZE
My current chirstmas list:
- RT MotoCop Shirt
- RT Tower of Pimps Shirt
- RT Free Edgar Shirt
- RT Team Lads and Gents Shirt
- RT Hierarchy of Pain Shirt
- RT RVB Replace Shirt
- RT Cakeless Shirt
- RT Beanie
- RT Wristband
- RT Backpack
and...that's it :p
i think i noticed a theme on your wish list....
BrannDailor He really likes shirts...
Wanna know mine?
- People Like Grapes Shirt
- RT Logo Shirt
- AH Logo Shirt
- ToP Shirt
- Money for a computer
:D
Mine is going to Texas to at least look at the RT building.
That's REALLY interesting.
Gavin is the lesser man that lights the flame.
The real reason that gus says his name twice is because he is in a quantum super position so he has to mention both possible states.
Burnie's face when Gav is talking about the "rock with guts" lol like it's the most ridiculous thing to ever come out of Gavin's mouth.
I love when Joel mentions the Canadian national anthem and Barbara's just like "Of course I know it."
Made me think, I don't know the words to my own national anthem.
Same... I think its a British thing
God save our gracious queen, long live our noble queen God save the queen, da-da-da-da-da Send her *murmering the the tune for a while* God save the queen!
God save our gracious queen, long live our noble queen God save the queen
plus unimportant bits. lets have national anthem with no words, or easy to remember words, like queen's "we will rock you" i reckon that would be a great national anthem.
sometimes its not necessary to know your anthem
oodtube you brits really love the queen
Best podcast in a while
I haven't laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Gavin gagging, Joel not going off about the economy, Burnie being back. Just a good video all around. XD
Joel is awesome but when Burnie gets him going about the economy, it kills it for me.
Joel killed it ... I laughed so hard, and Gavin almost made me spit out my water .... Gavin and Joel need to host something together. comedy gold
That's it right there! "Comedy Gold With Joel and Gavin"
KuciManeMAX more like "comedy Joel- d"
Ben Mounce oh no Barbara has possessed him
The search-history chicken idea is fucking genius, and should absolutely be done over a series of videos. Tournament style, with all of the RT/AH crew. Find out who is the most innocent, who is the least, and who is the most shameless.
My fav podcast in a long time.
"What you're watching, right now, is MacBeth." - Joel Heyman for supreme ruler 2013
"It's so easy to be a gay guy,"
- Joel Heyman, 2013
Listening to these guys talking about Jessica Jones back then and now that is one of the most loved shows on Netflix. It's funny.
It's the same way with Ant-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy though.
Joel and Gavin should just be permanent podcast members they are hilarious!
"I guarantee that someone somewhere has been rimmed by a clam!" -Gavin
The only statement that is still weird with or without context.
This week in RTAA, Gavin laughs at a plane crash resulting in deaths of millions, Joel discusses his wedding speech, and Gavin recounts the time he tried to escape a fight... by trying to fight.
Gus: "Pack your shit in those boxes and gtfo" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Gus's face when Gavin told him about the living rock is hilarious. He was like:
"That's total bullshit."
Finally a podcast with the "elite" podcast crew.
Last day of school this week, get to come home and enjoy the podcast without worrying about homework for tomorrow :)
Joel needs to be in way more podcasts, holy shit that story about throwing the bottle!
One of the funniest damn podcasts I've ever seen. They should bring Joel along more often.
BEST CAST EVER!
How do i have top comment....
When animals evolve the ability to scream the words "Oh GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME" we are all FUCKED
joels fighting rtaa is at 41:00
People like you is why I haven't lost faith in humanity
thanks fam
When Burnie was talking about Orange is the new Black it sounded like he was describing a lot of people who were watching RWBY. They disliked the way the episode length was different for every episode and couldn't get into it BUT they continued to watch and it took until ep. 8 for those people to start enjoying it.
I started to enjoy it, but the ending pissed me off lol, it was just so stupid in my opinion.
Just have to wait...and wonder why the final reminded me so much of inspector gadget...
This is one of my favorite podcasts ever.
I laughed my ass of on this one. I'm not gonna sit here picking favorites, but the chemistry between these 4 guys is outstanding.
Never a dull moment when Burnie and Gus are arguing or Joel and Gavin are spouting some random bullshit. Loved it.
Hell yes. Best podcast in months!
cause Burnie is back! yay
GARGANCHUA
Because Jack isn't there to talk about how great his life is.
Slick Digger
He's a great guy, but I don't find him interesting or funny at all. Especially on the podcast where he just raves about how happy he is and gets defensive about everything.
and how he has a assuming religious family, god i hate jack
Crosonical so you hate it when he is happy... I think thats a symptom of being a sociopath
Was the merchandise intro silent for anyone else? I thought my headphones were broken xD
After the clam video this podcast becomes amazing
It was already amazing when they started talking about homicidal sperm roughly 19 minutes in.
Man that clam freaked me out.
"That's it! A rock with guts! Yay!" Oh god, I adore you, Gavin.
Burnie: "What does the appendix do?"
Gavin: " pfft...shh...grass or something right, like if you eat grass it uhh...."
i completely lost my shit, Jesus Christ Gavin. xD
I was literally in tears watching this episode of the podcast. Hands down one of the funniest.
About damn time Burnie. Welcome back
We really need to see the search-history-poker next podcast. (or the podcast after that since the next podcast is already done)
Yes! My Favorite Podcast Lineup
I like everyone at Rooster Teeth, but this group on the Podcast together is by far my favorite combo!
lmfao. Haven't seen Gavin gag in a while. Yup, this was a great podcast.
Are you referring to his gagging from the bringing up of subjects he deems disgusting or from Gavin giving Joel a quick BJ?
MistaH Mee The first one.
I actually watched a best of video the other day of Gavin gags. Seeing it in this video made my day. And the general funniness of the podcast was great.
Waas I saw one too. So funny.
Actually, someone did get arrested for googling.
He searched for pressure cookers.
Furry!
Oh man, I've been waiting for the video version of this podcast. xD The clips they were talking about sounded pretty great.
Joel is my favorite podcast member. He needs to be in more.
I agree.
That appendix question is a good one. After seeing the surgeon simulator episodes, I know who I would NOT choose.
Keep this cast for the podcast forever.
Gotta love Barbara's awkward exit
This is the hardest I've laughed on an RT podcast in a while. Not a long while, just a while.
Is there a list out there of all the podcasts Joel is on?
Go to roosterteeth.com/joel and there is a list.
Thanks :)
gavins happy noise is the best thing ever ''yeee!!''
Gavin was right, the appendix processed raw green plants
Any PT Podcast with Joel is a guaranteed watch.
The appendix, by the way, has a use as a child, just like the thymus and tonsils. They help develop the immune system. As you age, however, they lose their usefulness.
Hey Juila, thanks for sharing! I always thought we didn't know what it's use was :)
Gus performing the meal blessing at a wedding reception would probably make the Red Wedding seem tame in comparison
Finally Burnie has returned. I missed Gus and Burnie arguing.
Same
@HazyLeviathan Same…
the most funniest thing ever was when joel reacted to the clam lol
11:30 no surprise joel was ahead of bitcoin
Every podcast should have these people
JOEL, BURNIE AND GAVIN!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! BEST PODCAST EVER!!!!
This is the best podcast I have ever watched.
HERE IS THE ARTICLE THAT GAVIN WAS TALKING ABOUT AT THE END OF THE PODCAST!!:
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
one of the best podcasts in a while, nonstop laughter around 1:20:00
Them talking about them fighting for their GF's, was literally the same exact thing that happened on Key & Peele.... There is no question about it now....
The Rooster Teeth Podcast are time travellers O_O
Gotta love Gavin and Joel's conversations
Putting salt in a wound was actually a primary treatment method in ancient Rome and was a good thing. It promotes healing, is antibacterial, is antifungal, and helps the blood to coagulate. It is however very painful.
+Shuuya Kano but it still helps clean out the wound
When I'm from Toronto, and Rob Ford is still being talked about, it is awesome hearing it from them!
The podcast isn't even worth watching if Burnie isn't on it, and Joel just makes it gold.
Please don't ever use the words "Joel" and "gold" in the same sentence ever again. We don't need another "See, I told you" moment.
I come from 2021 now, and I have bad news
Bernie's face as Gavin was talking is freaking priceless at 1:11:9
Anyone know what Disneyland thing Joel was talking about?
At what point?
Axel Kallesøe At about 1:03:00
pihsrats thanks! I'm trying.
If RoosterTeeth.com haven't found it by now, it is either a too old or too new commercial. I also think Joel hints that it was a non-U.S company that produced it as Joel and "some short, fatter guy" sounds quite low budget.
So I'm looking out for local commercials this year.
I don't think it's a commercial. It sounded like it was a ride or a show or something at one of the Disneyland parks.
Any time Gavin, Gus and Burnie are on the same podcast, it's one of the best episodes. Just the dynamic those 3 have works so well. Add Joel to the mix, it becomes almost perfect.
LMFAO gavin with the clam and then on i died
RT LIFE WHERE JOEL EATS SEA URCHIN! PLEASE, I NEED THIS.
Add Barbara and this by far would be the best podcast crew.
agree ^
what about miles?or michael? planty of people id love to see on the podcast
M8Tty1694 "planty of people" do me a favor and read the comment
A realistic podcast crew. We all know that unfortunately our favorite tattooed alcohol loving wiseass has prior engagements to attend to. But yes Geoff would be incredible to see on the set once again.
You know I couldn't tell you why I enjoy these podcasts but they are just so enjoyable.
one of the best podcasts! Gauntlet season 2 was TOP! love it, keep it up.
these guys are my favourite personnel for the podcast, they should put these guys together more.
"Its so easy to be a gay guy"-Joel 2013. wtf
Im straight, but his reasons were hysterical
Forthencho "People like grapes."
These guys are what makes my weeknights XP
wheres my gagle or goovin
definitely one of the funniest podcasts in a while! thanks!
I was kinda dissapointed no Google Or Gavin was played :c it has been weeks D:
Wasn't the last one at RTX?
BrownBrotherBravo I think they did it on 237 but I may be wrong.
***** maybe you should stop acting like a 6 year old and don't say anything unless its positive.
Daniel Leal couldn't have said it better myself
Fight Fight!
Gus' face change @19:58 is possibly the best thing
Oh hey, Gav was talking about genetic mutations where people don't have wisdom teeth. I don't have wisdom teeth. I'm all for his idea of fucking constantly *cough*
Watched this at 3am. laughed till I cried. Best podcast
anyone else wish they wouldve took the bitcoin advice??????
That sea sponge will now haunt my sleep forever. Thanks RT.
76 People got a clam job
i love when joel and gavin just talk to each other ignoring everyone else
Rocks can have guts, just ask Dwayne Johnson ;)
WOW
Yeah, I'm lame, I know.
Not when he feigns injury to shoot movies
Impressive.
Gavin's airport story should be an animated adventure
PLEASE KEEP THE SAME PEOPLE FOR THE NEXT PODCAST
I can honestly say best podcast in a while
Gavin: "Ill do it! i have a very steady hand. Youve seen me play videos games."
I challange anyone to find a video were gavin didnt mess up somehow
k just cause he's not good at a game doesn't mean he doesn't have steady hands
EjectPrev I know but it was just a joke. :)
bastumbo oh :)