ASMR - Patronizing the Heck Outta You (Lovingly) | Fluffy Ear Massage

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  • Опубликовано: 5 дек 2024

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  • @SeafoamKitten
    @SeafoamKitten  2 года назад +871

    Poor thing, you're always crying so much! Don't worry, I'm here to patronizingly but lovingly provide you with lots of love, attention, comfort, praise, reassurance and affirmations! Also a squishy and an ear massage for my lil crybaby :3

    • @stevengeorge1
      @stevengeorge1 2 года назад +10

      Hewwo seaboam. How are you doing? You're still as cute and adorable as ever 🤗🤗

    • @GhostyGrimy
      @GhostyGrimy 2 года назад +12

      “Little Pog Champ” haha Yes

    • @BrattyNerdGirl
      @BrattyNerdGirl 2 года назад +10

      Sometimes, it's nice to be babied. Thank you.

    • @jerryfish3748
      @jerryfish3748 2 года назад +5

      I'm just pretending to be Deku or some other crybaby anime protagonist hehe

    • @alessandroribeiro8541
      @alessandroribeiro8541 2 года назад

      My baby.

  • @Anti_0117
    @Anti_0117 2 года назад +619

    Why does this actually feel nice to be comforted, it doesn’t even feel patronising or bad lol it’s pretty nice

    • @dollayx8
      @dollayx8 2 года назад +16

      coz she is being asmrist for almost 7 years, experience never lie

  • @floobkiller123
    @floobkiller123 2 года назад +163

    Having Nora call us her little pogchamp proves this is the best timeline

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 10 месяцев назад

      So "N" is Nora, I see, I see

  • @Beep10044
    @Beep10044 2 года назад +175

    As someone who doesn’t get this from really anyone this is extremely comforting

  • @The_ASMR_Listener
    @The_ASMR_Listener 2 года назад +191

    This is a roll of videos for this month
    ASMR as a trend has gone more silent over the years but it still has some dedicated creators pumping gold. hope to see more

    • @jsalsman
      @jsalsman 2 года назад +10

      Only the best have survived, but there's always needed to be a more systematic approach to figuring out what causes the most tingles. It wasn't more than half a decade ago that it was so controversial Wikipedia editors wouldn't allow any more than a fringe mention without any peer reviewed work.

    • @GiraffesEatStuff
      @GiraffesEatStuff 2 года назад +10

      There’s tons of new rp/comfort, trigger asmr or voice acting channels, but it does feel kind of silent compared to 2014-2018. Not sure if it’s more the trend or both the search and recommended algorithms.
      Kind of rough to coax those so they’ll show smaller channels

    • @ShadowEl
      @ShadowEl 2 года назад +4

      @@GiraffesEatStuff It used to be way easier to flood your recommendeds with ASMR videos. It feels like the algorithm is out to get these creators because they aren't lumped into "gaming" or "movies" or "music" or other broad topics that get plopped into folks' recommendeds these days.

    • @kleonymos5726
      @kleonymos5726 2 года назад +1

      @@ShadowEl no it's that now creators that make gaming and movie related content spam low quality videos which cover up all the ASMR recommendations.

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 10 месяцев назад

      The ASMR Community Started Around 2012,But The 2020 Netwave Brought About Many Creators And Made The ASMR Community Somewhat Mainstream. It's Thriving.

  • @asomebody333
    @asomebody333 2 года назад +744

    Ah yes my daily substitute for the motherly affectation I’ve never had

  • @Goomatora
    @Goomatora 2 года назад +157

    Adding this to my playlist for when I’m seething and malding

  • @Bambou13
    @Bambou13 2 года назад +227

    Those are maybe just comforting words, but their power is tremendous. 🥰

  • @julekakillashandra589
    @julekakillashandra589 2 года назад +73

    I actually HAVE been crying a lot. I lost my childhood dog a few weeks ago and my heart is completely broken. Thanks for some comfort, Nora.

  • @darkerimpulses7146
    @darkerimpulses7146 2 года назад +61

    100% sure we are her puppy, but I'm here for it, much needed and legit comforting. Thanks Seafoam!

  • @elfiebranford9330
    @elfiebranford9330 2 года назад +85

    I have had a truly horrible day today. To be completely honest, it nearly pushed me to the absolute limit. I cannot tell you how much I genuinely appreciate this being uploaded; it couldn't have come at a better time. Thank you, N. 💜

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 10 месяцев назад

      Aye if you need to vent or anything, I can help with that.

  • @fromthetheraprism
    @fromthetheraprism 2 года назад +500

    never knew id love to be patronized.
    you learn something new everyday.
    (/j)

  • @GanjaMasterBlaster
    @GanjaMasterBlaster 2 года назад +88

    I got full of tingles from getting patronized, comforted and my ears massaged
    Thanks Seafoam! :,3

  • @jackbob6909
    @jackbob6909 2 года назад +147

    Finally, someone makes an ASMR video for those who'll only accept comfort/praise if it's also patronizing

    • @karol-ur4zv
      @karol-ur4zv 2 года назад +7

      Is that an emoji

    • @tfwnoyandere
      @tfwnoyandere 2 года назад +8

      @@karol-ur4zv mom pick me up i'm scared

  • @allfunandgames1976
    @allfunandgames1976 7 месяцев назад +14

    "you're doing really well for what *you* can do!"
    As a disabled person giving 200% constantly and still not feeling like I'm good enough, this meant a lot.
    I rewatch this video more often than I'm comfortable to admit, and I would watch the hecc out of it if you made more content like this

  • @Countcordeaux
    @Countcordeaux 2 года назад +67

    I hate to admit just how much I love this / needed this. Thank you.

  • @connyaaaa5555
    @connyaaaa5555 2 года назад +9

    no cUZ WHY DOES MY TRAUMATIZED ASS LOVE THIS-
    I’m not even kidding, this feels like genuine comfort to me, no condescending attitude no patronizing. Nothing. For me this just feels like genuine words of comfort that makes me feel better

  • @BearcatJohn82
    @BearcatJohn82 2 года назад +588

    Well, this is well-timed. Turned 40 yesterday, and an existential crisis about the fact I wasted my youth hit me like a ton of bricks.

    • @katieh8186
      @katieh8186 2 года назад +65

      :( I’m sure not all of it was a waste

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 2 года назад +132

      It could be worse, I'm currently wasting my youth achieving nothing but self loathing.

    • @zuma0088
      @zuma0088 2 года назад +68

      One lives in the present moment, why destroy yourself due to past actions? One always does what they would've always done in any circumstance so why regret?

    • @BearcatJohn82
      @BearcatJohn82 2 года назад +45

      @@zuma0088 let’s just say I’ve been a living example of Einstein’s definition of insanity, and I lacked the conviction and vision to change course until only a few years ago which came with the cost of cynicism and trust issues.

    • @zuma0088
      @zuma0088 2 года назад +38

      @@BearcatJohn82 The understanding of how life can be cruel is very important. And I'm glad you've come to learn that. You are better off with that knowledge. Although to allow that to hinder your enjoyment of life is a mistake. One must enjoy life even with that knowledge, for that is the gift of life itself; to enjoy it and be happy. I hope you can learn how to do so in your own way.

  • @GiraffesEatStuff
    @GiraffesEatStuff 2 года назад +51

    I just wanted to say that I felt really special and happy and cute listening. The humor about the pampering and stuff was really fun and lighthearted, and I was smiling for so many reasons. The squishy was like the happiest thing also, ty.
    All the really big feelies were kind of gone for a little bit. I got all super giddy, and then it was really warm/comfy by the end. I’m just all ok. So really thanks so much
    I’ve been genuinely having trouble coping or processing a few things recently, so thanks for pulling me out of that for a little bit also. Honestly couldn’t have imagined lightening up or feeling distracted even a little; so just thanks for all this and for the lighthearted/fun take on it.
    Like the vibe was unique and just really perfect the whole way through, ty

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 2 года назад +159

    I didn’t expect being patronized like this would end with me being relaxed.

  • @aylayzrianne
    @aylayzrianne 2 года назад +32

    POV: you're a tiny baby animal being smothered with love from your owner

  • @jasmineolivine
    @jasmineolivine 2 года назад +17

    the background noise is a whole mood. Whoever is partying sounds like they're too old for it. for what it's worth it is quiet enough that it does add to the ambience! The sound recorded from within the space you're in is very clear and the video is great and really comforting, this is the first video I've watched of yours just from suggestions, thank you very much.

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart Год назад

      Too old to party/have fun/drinks? nah you're never too old.

  • @cooper9807
    @cooper9807 2 года назад +55

    I am a very sensitive person. I try my best to hide it, but I do cry a lot… this made me feel… I don’t know. I needed this. Dropped out of college, felt too overwhelmed, ran out of my prescriptions, and finally getting tested again for things like A.D.D. I already have A.D.D. and being out of meds sucks, but at least I can not spiral into depression again. Thank you Seafoam

    • @SeafoamKitten
      @SeafoamKitten  2 года назад +19

      you're doing your best im proud of u ^-^

  • @AlzoASMR
    @AlzoASMR 2 года назад +55

    I just hope the best for this community, have a great sleep everyone :)

  • @Oliver.666
    @Oliver.666 2 года назад +12

    Hi seafoam, I’m an sfw age regressor and this video rlly helps me regress, Thankyou sm this video is very good!

  • @rafaelorozco2580
    @rafaelorozco2580 2 года назад +8

    Ive been struggling a lot recently with mental health and just being emotionally stable and Ive been watching a lot of asmr comfort videos and this is soooooooooo amazing!!! Sometimes its hard to find a video Bc you’re picky and are looking for specific triggers and this video is literally like if you took my favorite triggers and said “ight dw ima make the perfect ‘dream’ video just for you”

  • @VillaFJ
    @VillaFJ 2 года назад +82

    I started offended by the "lil cry baby" thing but in the end I ended up loving this. comforted and relaxed like a little pogchamp

  • @sootspirit5556
    @sootspirit5556 2 года назад +27

    *puts this on after slipping under two blankets and getting cozy*
    Well, now I feel like a cat :D thank you for another sweet roleplay video

  • @JesterFilmLover
    @JesterFilmLover 2 года назад +14

    Never thought being too patronizingly loved feels this way, I feel so very loved and comforted by you dearest Nora!
    Thank you ever so much! 💖💖💖

  • @wolf-kissed5513
    @wolf-kissed5513 2 года назад +16

    This hairstyle looks so cute on you

  • @annoyingneighbour1917
    @annoyingneighbour1917 2 года назад +4

    Seafoam Kitten is probably the only person who can make patronization feel/sound good. Whenever she posts a video I know I'm gonna have a blast

  • @mangethegamer
    @mangethegamer 2 года назад +9

    I needed this. I'm so grateful you've started to regularly create new content again. You can only recycle old asmr videos so many times before the effect is lost.

  • @StormyStories
    @StormyStories 2 года назад +20

    This was really cute! Also, it made me roll around a bit from the cute softness, and I discovered that there was a sword in my bed that I'd forgotten about. So, that's a plus.

  • @Poltato222
    @Poltato222 2 года назад +5

    I've recieved more love from this video than the past 10 years of my life

  • @shunjihuang993
    @shunjihuang993 2 года назад +4

    I cried. When I was a kid, my parents never said that kind of words to me . I still remember one time I help other kid clean the classroom and I went home lately. After I told my father the reason, he just said I shouldn’t waste my time on helping classmates clean classroom because no one would appreciate it. They never know I help others because I enjoy helping people.

  • @SupaFonzy
    @SupaFonzy 2 года назад +12

    I enjoyed this wayyy more than I expected to. Loved it.

  • @meenerman7693
    @meenerman7693 2 года назад +4

    Always a good day when Seafoam uploads.

  • @glitchleemans6426
    @glitchleemans6426 2 года назад +5

    I really appreciate you talking to me like I'm a 4 year old. I needed that.

  • @oppossumkid2888
    @oppossumkid2888 2 года назад +20

    Same energy as "aww the scrunkly! Double tap if you scrunkly the when

    • @joanofarcreal
      @joanofarcreal 2 года назад +1

      i was literally just about to comment this omg

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg 2 года назад +3

    This is so comforting I literally cry every time, it's such a blessed video, never had this need it now more than ever

  • @jorgnocke991
    @jorgnocke991 2 года назад +10

    nice little video you made der
    and no matter what anyone tells you you must never give up you must always keep going believe in yourself especially when no one else believe in you

  • @charlie-jd3ls
    @charlie-jd3ls 2 года назад +20

    you don't understand i cried so much today and had a really bad rage episode and this is really great and comforting because you're so authentic with your povs

  • @FireAwayProductions
    @FireAwayProductions 2 года назад +41

    Haven’t watched this yet but this seems like an accurate temperate reading on what asmr viewers want albeit sardonic. That being said I don’t think the viewer should take offense. Seafoam is a sweetheart at her core.

    • @GiraffesEatStuff
      @GiraffesEatStuff 2 года назад +7

      omg, the effect was on point I felt - not too deeply derisive or anything, just lighthearted and kind of fun/understanding in a way I felt. Like they really did well with that aspect imo

  • @choipichiim
    @choipichiim 2 года назад +4

    You actually made me smile and the moment I did you said "there we go" I CANT~ tysm for the video

  • @ransomwarevirus3474
    @ransomwarevirus3474 2 года назад +24

    You have such a beautiful voice. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

  • @RoxyYTP
    @RoxyYTP 2 года назад +149

    I like to think we are actually a baby🤲🏿

    • @SeafoamKitten
      @SeafoamKitten  2 года назад +65

      u can be a baby if u like ^-^

    • @RoxyYTP
      @RoxyYTP 2 года назад +15

      @@SeafoamKitten yaay o.o

    • @DreadPirateRoberts33
      @DreadPirateRoberts33 2 года назад +5

      I am no baby. I am the mighty bear mouse and God will fear me

    • @RoxyYTP
      @RoxyYTP 2 года назад +4

      @@DreadPirateRoberts33 all mighty bear mouse, why has the devil forsaken us with your existence?

    • @DreadPirateRoberts33
      @DreadPirateRoberts33 2 года назад +1

      @@RoxyYTP The devil had nothing to do with it. I brought myself into being and immediately knew my purpose was to end all religion and bring science and knowledge to these savage beings still fearing the unknown and hiding behind made up gods. They will know truth and they will eventually know real peace instead of the false hope brought on by religion

  • @AlzoASMR
    @AlzoASMR 2 года назад +8

    wishing everyone the best sleep of their life :)

  • @SagisGaming
    @SagisGaming 2 года назад +2

    It feels so good to hear these things

  • @parlapanides864
    @parlapanides864 2 года назад +10

    you are a blessing in our lives

  • @lexif.8609
    @lexif.8609 2 года назад +6

    I knew this was going to be excellent the second you opened with "hey there little buddy"

  • @gaugeallan4696
    @gaugeallan4696 2 года назад +4

    I'm so greatly displeased by how much I enjoyed this.

  • @lanceuppercut6168
    @lanceuppercut6168 2 года назад +3

    Had something rough happen to me right around the time this video came out. I guess I hadn't realized how much I like to watch it ^///^ I'm doing much better now and I'd like to think you helped out in a bigger form than I realize, partly because of this vid. I also remember watching an old vid how you talk about a phoenix and how sometimes we have to let things burn down before getting a chance to make them better, and that definitely stuck with me. Kept giving me hope that things going wrong is acceptable as it makes way for a chance to rise from the ashes. So thank you 💙 You have a friend for life in me and I'll support you til the end of time :3

  • @sirlorax9744
    @sirlorax9744 2 года назад +2

    the best asmr channel never disappoints

  • @teavo3808
    @teavo3808 2 года назад +3

    I'm so glad you're uploading more frequently! I adore your videos.

  • @fflowergrl
    @fflowergrl 2 года назад +1

    omg i haven’t seen you upload in forever when i was like 12 i was OBSESSED with your videos

  • @misteroxblood
    @misteroxblood Год назад +1

    I would listen to a video about making breakfast so many times. The end of this is so good. TY Foamy!

  • @QuietSeeker
    @QuietSeeker 2 года назад +5

    "You're my lil PogChamp" I can't believe she said that lol I love it!!

  • @jvrthxypz
    @jvrthxypz 2 года назад +2

    every video that comes out, I watch it 50 times
    i luv your channel 4realllll

  • @milo9249
    @milo9249 2 года назад +1

    I do feel much better now. Thank you so much Seafoam

  • @tommycruz9291
    @tommycruz9291 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you for this keeps me alive for now

  • @palameno
    @palameno 2 года назад +2

    first time fallin asleep to asmr, thank u seafoam

    • @LukasASMR
      @LukasASMR 2 года назад +1

      Oh, that’s so nice :D

  • @kishisushii
    @kishisushii 2 года назад +6

    This is amazing. Didn't know it feels great to be patronized. 💓💓

  • @lizardjr.7826
    @lizardjr.7826 2 года назад +2

    This made my day. thank you seafom.

  • @stickynote.garregmach
    @stickynote.garregmach 2 года назад +3

    I have a really bad fever (migraines, full body aches) and this kinda helped me feel better mentally!

  • @purefandom3659
    @purefandom3659 2 года назад +4

    I was not mentally prepared to be called a pog champ, thank you

  • @izzatazim
    @izzatazim 2 года назад +6

    This kind of asmr make me feel like i was a kid again, I miss the old me.

  • @jonathanharvison2957
    @jonathanharvison2957 2 года назад +3

    Every time I see a video like this, I feel little but in the best way lol

  • @adamx8999
    @adamx8999 2 года назад +4

    Really needed this today thank you

  • @britballer4697
    @britballer4697 2 года назад +3

    Thank you so much for this bideo! You were one of the first ASMRtists I ever followed a couple years ago and I always make sure to watch new uploads as your videos never disappoint. Much love from the UK 💜

  • @nickchagnon
    @nickchagnon 2 года назад +9

    Big, Mommy energy coming from this one.

  • @suelime8207
    @suelime8207 2 года назад

    I guess overwhelming wholesomeness CAN help with self-deprecating episodes huh ! Thanks a bunch for this vid 😤

  • @foodtogo1
    @foodtogo1 2 года назад +3

    I can't stop tingling

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg 2 года назад +4

    I LOVE THIS, I'M CRYING, THANK YOU

  • @tralph283
    @tralph283 2 года назад +2

    (Cries the entire video) I'M NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING

  • @MarceloMedeirosb
    @MarceloMedeirosb 2 года назад +2

    Ok, im not even feeling bad but that was AMAZING! Loved this one, please do more of those videos in the future !

  • @ViperRulerlm
    @ViperRulerlm 2 года назад +3

    POV: you're a cat being comforted by your owner because you were spooked by a thunderstorm

  • @flwrfelixx
    @flwrfelixx 2 года назад +1

    i didnt know i needed this until it was here

  • @relaxedrexasmr8352
    @relaxedrexasmr8352 2 года назад +3

    She said the thing! Happiness achieved
    Thank you Nora :)

  • @spiraledvampire
    @spiraledvampire 2 года назад +3

    I needed this so much today thank you 😭

  • @OriRealCAOS
    @OriRealCAOS 2 года назад +1

    What a Timing Ms Kitten's, I've been feeling down and pretty concerned about myself and my current state. This was just the thing I needed, thanks a lot.

  • @DancingSoundsASMR
    @DancingSoundsASMR 2 года назад +2

    Pleasant sounds throughout! 🌸

  • @TheMentorOfMomos
    @TheMentorOfMomos 2 года назад +1

    You made me tear up, thank you for being so amazing 😭

  • @sweet_mayonaise
    @sweet_mayonaise 2 года назад +3

    why is this genuinely the way I talk to my pets 😂

  • @KaneWrestlingFan999
    @KaneWrestlingFan999 2 года назад +2

    I feel like I should hate this level of sweet, but yet enjoy it. I am perplexed, yet impressed.

  • @AL3KS999
    @AL3KS999 2 года назад +1

    Why… why do I feel like I needed this…?

  • @Emilyperem
    @Emilyperem 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for this video ! Gave me comfort 🤍🥺

  • @callmeonyxied7018
    @callmeonyxied7018 2 года назад

    patronizing is underrated af, this felt great

  • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
    @paladinmaguireofbos3347 2 года назад +3

    Your voice is more relaxing than my recliner chair with built in heating and cooling systems.

    • @SeafoamKitten
      @SeafoamKitten  2 года назад +1

      that is a substantial compliment lmao

  • @moonieland
    @moonieland 2 года назад +2

    Normally I hate being patronized... but this was somehow what I needed right now.

  • @Fidozo15
    @Fidozo15 2 года назад +3

    Awee she's back 😍

  • @somniumwingz6858
    @somniumwingz6858 2 года назад +1

    Ive been humbled but also- more please i love this

  • @The_Scryer
    @The_Scryer 2 года назад +2

    Oh, new Seafoam upload. Poggers.

  • @hoshenharel6109
    @hoshenharel6109 2 года назад +2

    nice to see u back nora! missed the vids

  • @dismasyves
    @dismasyves 2 года назад +2

    I was listening with a bad headache and was just kinda taking it in, but the "little pogchamp" comment made me actually smile and cover my face, caught me so off guard XD

  • @rilee4223
    @rilee4223 2 года назад

    THIS VIDEO IS AMAZINGLY COMFORTING TYSM ILY

  • @sparebones7711
    @sparebones7711 2 года назад

    Wow I didn't realize how much I needed this

  • @cflo8493
    @cflo8493 2 года назад +2

    You make me feel safe

  • @dari_baki
    @dari_baki 2 года назад +7

    Hey🤗
    You give me a very interesting aesthetic feel🥰
    Love tour content, your magic voice,
    I feel so safe here🥰

  • @thabiso_young_slayer
    @thabiso_young_slayer 2 года назад +4

    Mommy Roleplay 2.0. With extra enthusiasm.
    💓💓

  • @kittysnowy3379
    @kittysnowy3379 2 года назад +7

    Seafoam: hey lil buddy, how are you doing
    Me: I'm doing good :3
    Seafoam: awww you're not feeling good *begins patronizing me*
    Me: :3