How the Mafia and U.S. Military Collaborated in WWII

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  4 года назад +1265

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  • @iliadnetfear2586
    @iliadnetfear2586 4 года назад +2265

    "Soldier, where were you shot."
    "I ain't sayin' nothin."
    "But the doctor needs to know where to treat you."
    "Tell em to go suck a lemon."

  • @cracno1125
    @cracno1125 4 года назад +4546

    *-Tank rolls infront of someone*
    "HEY, I'M WALKIN' HERE!"

    • @tgagaming1354
      @tgagaming1354 4 года назад +301

      Tank: AYY I'M DRIVING HERE!

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 года назад +201

      @@tgagaming1354 AYYY YOU TWO SMOOS SHUT UP OR ILL SHUT YOU UP MYSELF.

    • @Austin-kd7gn
      @Austin-kd7gn 4 года назад +188

      HEY, WERE FIGHTING HERE

    • @cracno1125
      @cracno1125 4 года назад +172

      @@Austin-kd7gn *-rffle jams*
      "FUGGETABOUTIT!"

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 года назад +142

      *-bullet richochets off of helmet*
      "AY YOU WANNA PIECE A ME?"

  • @ShawnTheDriver
    @ShawnTheDriver 4 года назад +6210

    “An entire garrison surrendered that day. Why? Because he told them to.”

    • @Trapset_Agent
      @Trapset_Agent 4 года назад +432

      Who dosent love Mafia II?

    • @thepuddingfox2337
      @thepuddingfox2337 4 года назад +205

      Mafie II Reference yusss.

    • @indoroyale7848
      @indoroyale7848 4 года назад +268

      Wise guys
      "you work for them you're set you f**k with them you die"
      - Joe barbaro 1945

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 4 года назад +74

      I was expecting a Mafia comment, but first comment after pinned? wow

    • @GunnerHeatFire
      @GunnerHeatFire 4 года назад +10

      yes

  • @twichy0672
    @twichy0672 4 года назад +675

    You in World War II runs out of ammo:
    The Italian guy next to you: “don’t worry I know a guy”

  • @antanitarapia4939
    @antanitarapia4939 4 года назад +413

    As an Italian I don't know if I should feel good when fascism eliminates mafia or when mafia eliminates fascism.

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 2 года назад

      I pick the former. The mafia won't f#$k with you if you don't do anything to screw them over. Fascism is another word for oppression and authoritarian, something that nobody wants.
      Not even The Sicilian Mafia.

    • @Themetalwookie666
      @Themetalwookie666 2 года назад

      The latter. Fascism is bullshit, no matter how you slice it.

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 2 года назад +52

      Mafia isn’t good but at least they stylin.

    • @Tally-MMall
      @Tally-MMall 2 года назад +5

      @Terrmilion I don't know..

    • @MineraftxD
      @MineraftxD Год назад +6

      THAT-
      is an excelent question I'd looooOoOoOove to know

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 4 года назад +5810

    Two video games show this as well . The most famous is mafia 2 but it’s only one mission. The other is sniper elite 4 and in that one it’s clear that Karl the main character does not trust the mafia .

    • @coolshift6783
      @coolshift6783 4 года назад +47

      Hello

    • @xXxKAMIKAZExXx
      @xXxKAMIKAZExXx 4 года назад +84

      You should do more historical videos. They’re the best!

    • @ugheieiemmmfmfmff
      @ugheieiemmmfmfmff 4 года назад +181

      "Salieri sends his regards"

    • @shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi
      @shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi 4 года назад +46

      Ay professional I joined your crew and like 6 dudes were selling cargo at the same time so I blew it all up with my lazer, am I doing good??

    • @NeonMrNoName
      @NeonMrNoName 4 года назад +20

      That's why i subscribed to your channel pro. I like your content and you liking my favourite channels.

  • @davidshepherd1634
    @davidshepherd1634 4 года назад +2729

    U.S. Government: "Thanks for the help guys"
    Mafia: "fuhgeddaboutdit!"

    • @assassinaria
      @assassinaria 4 года назад +222

      U.S. Government: "Okay."
      Mafia: "Eyy! Waitaminnit!"

    • @prod_revo
      @prod_revo 4 года назад +47

      Lolllll I read it with that accent

    • @theofficialnix7928
      @theofficialnix7928 4 года назад +16

      I got that accent lol

    • @vittolostoriografo4058
      @vittolostoriografo4058 4 года назад +9

      Which accent? U don't know how to do the Sicilian accent

    • @prod_revo
      @prod_revo 4 года назад +17

      @@vittolostoriografo4058 si, anche se sono Fiorentino lo so fare, è abbastanza famoso no?

  • @kampfpanzerleopard346
    @kampfpanzerleopard346 4 года назад +2534

    "Don Calo, the head of the Sicilian Mob. An entire garrison of troops surrendered that day. Why? Because he told them to."

  • @markdwyanedunque5534
    @markdwyanedunque5534 4 года назад +989

    Mafia: "Never thought I fight side by side with a Soldier"
    US army:"What about side by side with a friend?"
    Mafia:"Aight I can do that too"

    • @Luca-ok6sw
      @Luca-ok6sw 4 года назад +53

      5 minutes after the war is over: shot the soldier and take the weapons for personal business

    • @prod_revo
      @prod_revo 4 года назад +70

      @@Luca-ok6sw that's how mafia works

    • @georgewashington335
      @georgewashington335 4 года назад +59

      @@prod_revo “nothin personal just business.”

    • @ren6726
      @ren6726 3 года назад +9

      This is fucking hilarious

    • @5.7moy
      @5.7moy 3 года назад +12

      “Ey, I’m walkin’ ‘ere.”

  • @redeyeczletsplay3235
    @redeyeczletsplay3235 4 года назад +594

    Don Calo, head of Sicilian mob. An entire garrison of troops surrendered that day. Why? Because he told'em to.

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 4 года назад +30

      Great story in that game.

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford 3 года назад +30

      "Mr. Angelo?"
      "....Yes."
      "Mr. Salieri sends his regards."
      *BAM!*

    • @bobob8820
      @bobob8820 3 года назад +3

      Why did hw buy u. A ticket

    • @jarvis1508
      @jarvis1508 3 года назад +2

      Still a great game to this day. Pretty primitive in terms of mechanics and what you can do in the world but the story and characters are fantastic.
      Mafia 3 however… yikes.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 2 года назад

      @@bobob8820 *Don't be a smartass, Joe.*

  • @mihaerman4604
    @mihaerman4604 4 года назад +2119

    "Wiseguys. You work with them, you're set. You f*** with them, you die."-Joe Barbaro,1945

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 4 года назад +32

      Love that quote.

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +26

      But if you mess with the trailer park Mafia then you wind up being below a brand new trailer

    • @kubesjilemnicky1142
      @kubesjilemnicky1142 4 года назад +4

      If you hear it in original dubbing and understand it, you will like it even more

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +6

      @@kubesjilemnicky1142 You do know right I'm talking about a completely different Mafia

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 4 года назад +3

      @@MartinKelly-bx6ft Seems like a good deal. Yeah, you're dead, but you're under a BRAND NEW trailer, sold on discount price.

  • @rgm-96xjesta31
    @rgm-96xjesta31 4 года назад +2657

    Mafia: "I'll make you an offer you can't refu-"
    U.S Government: "Deal."
    Mafia: "Wait really?"
    U.S Government: "Deal."

    • @carkid266
      @carkid266 4 года назад +185

      Mafia: well that esquelated quickly

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 4 года назад +122

      Mafia: Ah usually I have to put some horse heads

    • @joshuawall646
      @joshuawall646 4 года назад +92

      @@bryanmanuel4945 U.S Government: just sure your men are ready Tony and we’ll be fitting concrete shoes on Mussolini in no time.

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 4 года назад +36

      @@joshuawall646 Mafia: And you better make sure we gonna be bigger then US steel

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive 4 года назад +20

      @@carkid266 *the negotiations were short.

  • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
    @maxxor-overworldhero6730 4 года назад +6127

    "I may be a gangster, but I'm an _American_ gangster!" - "Lucky" Luciano

  • @CozmixYT
    @CozmixYT 4 года назад +560

    "Infinity War was the biggest crossover in history."
    *Me, an intellectual:*

    • @secondlieutenan
      @secondlieutenan 3 года назад +9

      Hahaha

    • @enderlinde3152
      @enderlinde3152 3 года назад +9

      @petro the lamprey The year was 1900, ti's worth remembering, the men who lived through 55 days at Peking

    • @feddlebag
      @feddlebag 3 года назад +2

      @@enderlinde3152 Im Jahre 1900, da rief der Trommelklang, die welt nach Peking, 55 Tage lang

    • @Joseph.M.
      @Joseph.M. 3 года назад

      YO its weird how relatable this is

  • @siegfried2k4
    @siegfried2k4 4 года назад +713

    It’s fascinating when Mussolini was in power, the Mafia was systemically hunted. After the occupation by the US, the Mafia rebuilt them from the ground up

    • @shinren_
      @shinren_ 4 года назад +58

      America fucks everything up

    • @Th3K33p3r
      @Th3K33p3r 4 года назад +61

      Yes and no, the responsible for that Cesare Mori aka the "Iron Prefect", was removed from his position when he began to hunt big fishes: church exponents, fascist members etc. He really gave to the mafia a taste of their own medicine, check for that. Sadly those results were not seen again, thanks also to the facts mentioned in this video.

    • @ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235
      @ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235 4 года назад +22

      @@shinren_ we definatley fucked the axis up😂

    • @a.g.styles3500
      @a.g.styles3500 4 года назад +7

      Mussolini fighting mafia is like telling there was no mafia in URSS.

    • @leoflorida95
      @leoflorida95 3 года назад +11

      So we are the baddies?

  • @gamebawesome
    @gamebawesome 4 года назад +2317

    “It’s American troops and the Cosa Nostra, joining together at last”

    • @darkadrien14
      @darkadrien14 4 года назад +213

      "The last Bolognese" - Sabatino

    • @MR_DINOCREATOR
      @MR_DINOCREATOR 4 года назад +104

      Ohh...
      That explains the Handsome Italian

    • @Interdictiondeltawing
      @Interdictiondeltawing 4 года назад +31

      ah a team up

    • @drnolegs797
      @drnolegs797 4 года назад +65

      It's a "The Last Battle" by Sabaton reference in case anyone was wondering.
      Link to story!
      ruclips.net/video/PX9y7z1qndQ/видео.html

    • @belianhorvath7210
      @belianhorvath7210 4 года назад +40

      YEEES A SABATON FAN

  • @Super-Shafs
    @Super-Shafs 4 года назад +545

    Not just me, but every mafia boss wants you to know that simple history is the best channel. Simple history won't demand protection money, but it'll still be appreciated

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +7

      The only thing that the trailer park Mafia will demand is the damn rent money Because the damn rent money includes the damn protection money

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 4 года назад +8

      *Ayyyy Listen Here Bob, You Subscribe Or Ill Make You Subscribe Myself*

    • @nabadon2853
      @nabadon2853 4 года назад +1

      4.different people... 4 different conversations....I am just very hungry. And I want to smoke some chicken... But am too hungry... So ama make Somali chicken stew...them am drink some camel milk tea... Very heavy breakfast...

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад

      @@nabadon2853 And all I want to do is smoke a cigarette

    • @rowdiken4837
      @rowdiken4837 4 года назад

      I hope this is a reference

  • @thereferenceman4387
    @thereferenceman4387 4 года назад +785

    “My name Vito Scaletta I was born in Sicily 1925”

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 4 года назад +329

    I bet one of the Italian-American soldiers who fought in Sicily was called Vito and the Mafia guy who told the Italian soldiers surrender was Don Calò.

    • @Lolzz_ya
      @Lolzz_ya 4 года назад +17

      Don Calo is a real person on vito the other hand wasn't there xD

    • @takezodxr
      @takezodxr 3 года назад +3

      @@Lolzz_ya i’s a video game named Mafia 2

    • @Lolzz_ya
      @Lolzz_ya 3 года назад +4

      @@takezodxr i know its Mafia 2, i just said Don Calo Was A Real Guy but vito wasnt.

  • @detrogamus2619
    @detrogamus2619 4 года назад +209

    "Hey, uh, you think I could uh..."
    "What - Drive Vito? The roads are icy and you never drove a car before."
    "Joe, I was driving the whole time I was there."
    "Yeah but this ain't no tank, Vito. This is one of the nicest car money can buy..."
    "I didn't drive a tank, I drove a jeep."
    "...What the hell's a jeep?"

  • @essexx2156
    @essexx2156 4 года назад +1290

    "The guy who wants too much risks losing absolutely everything. Of course, the guy who wants too little from life might not get anything at all."
    - Thomas Angelo

    • @oscargallardo287
      @oscargallardo287 4 года назад +27

      Fucking love that game have you played definitive edition? Lol

    • @RenerDeCastro
      @RenerDeCastro 4 года назад +48

      "Remember that money, jobs, even best pals, will come and go. But family? Family is forever."
      - Tommy Angelo, Mafia: Definitive Edition

    • @PennGaming
      @PennGaming 4 года назад +4

      @@oscargallardo287 love it

    • @essexx2156
      @essexx2156 4 года назад +6

      @@oscargallardo287 My laptop cant run it, I only played the Original xd

    • @volksmann
      @volksmann 4 года назад +5

      Man that has nothing to lose is the most dangerous threat of all.

  • @Eric_Nguyen.
    @Eric_Nguyen. 4 года назад +598

    Well, you know the saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +6

      Damn straight

    • @victorsalinas9275
      @victorsalinas9275 4 года назад +68

      "Price, one day you're going to find that cuts both ways."

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +3

      @@victorsalinas9275 One day but not today

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility 4 года назад +12

      @@MartinKelly-bx6ft it kinda already did. The Mafia not only returned to power in Sicily, but they gained influence and money in the US.

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +2

      @@DeNihility Yeah but they didn't trust the trailer park Mafia so that's better

  • @yaboibueno69
    @yaboibueno69 4 года назад +531

    Mafia Don: "You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding"
    U.S Army: "We're giving you a deal you cant refuse"
    Mafia: "What?"
    Army: "What?"

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 3 года назад +19

      On this, the day of my daughter's wedding?

    • @casualtaco2154
      @casualtaco2154 3 года назад +4

      We either leave with your signature or brains on the paper, up to you bigshots

  • @coldshadow_yt9708
    @coldshadow_yt9708 4 года назад +604

    “The largest amphibious assault ever”
    D-Day: am I a joke to you?

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 4 года назад +152

      At it's time, yes. The invasion of Sicily was, at the time, the largest amphibious assault ever, which helped convince the allied generals that D-Day can succeed.

    • @Tom-2142
      @Tom-2142 4 года назад +42

      Given that this was before d-day, it was the largest amphibious assault ever.

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 года назад +8

      Russian in Stalingard: **spit up vodka** u wat!!!??

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify 4 года назад +19

      @@faisfaiz4353 Since when was there an amphibious assault on Stalingrad?

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 4 года назад +10

      @@rorschach1985ify I assume he means that because the Soviets crossed the Volga.

  • @lasombra1469
    @lasombra1469 4 года назад +353

    "Hey grandpa,is it true you helped liberate Italy?"
    "Yes kiddo,I was there fighting for America!"
    "Cool,can I see your combat uniform?"
    *Points at suit*
    "I'm wearing it right now"

    • @Wet_Sandwich
      @Wet_Sandwich 4 года назад +9

      Everytime i go to a comment...
      It has 69 likes

    • @Roadkill-Films
      @Roadkill-Films 4 года назад +1

      @@Wet_Sandwich not anymore

    • @lasombra1469
      @lasombra1469 4 года назад +2

      @@Wet_Sandwich what are you doing here brotha,we must fight the MPLA

    • @meruthesuccubus3416
      @meruthesuccubus3416 3 года назад +3

      @@lasombra1469 FIGHT MY BROTHAS

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 3 года назад +1

      *LOUD ANTI-MPLA TRUMPET MUSIC*

  • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
    @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +455

    Italian Mobsters: will make them an offer they can't refuse
    US Government: you're right we can't refuse this offer

    • @cj16423
      @cj16423 4 года назад

      You copied a comment and changed things up, very original and creative.

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +9

      @@cj16423 I made this comment before I even read the comments section

    • @redyyz4489
      @redyyz4489 4 года назад +19

      @@cj16423 when are you gonna realize a lot of “original comments” are copied from other social media platforms and some people who “copied” the others, You might wanna reconsider that they didn’t even read the comments first so technically this is still original because they came up with it by themselves and didn’t copy the other comments

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 года назад +5

      @@cj16423 juat becausw you saw a comment before like this does'nt mean it's copied because if you misjudged a person with a "copied bullshit" you'll get in a trouble

    • @qanon7958
      @qanon7958 4 года назад

      @@oksomynameisjeff4212 copied or not this is a magnificent comment, i laughed so hard and couldn't breath for a sec just for the inmense wisdom it presented as i shat myself when the newly found comedic attributes rushed throught my brain enlightening me to the secrets of the universe, such a goddamn neat comment worthy of eternal praise

  • @thecountofmontecristo2796
    @thecountofmontecristo2796 4 года назад +2127

    "I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American."

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 4 года назад +19

      Hardly, the U.S. navy should have annihilated all Italian dock workers and installed new ones.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 года назад +94

      @@stevencooper4422 Um..

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 4 года назад +14

      @@kam2894 If the Italians were rioting during the war effort against the nazis, would you say they are 100% American?

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 года назад +68

      @@stevencooper4422 that doesn’t justify discrimination against their entire ethnicity...

    • @panzerdamemusashi8842
      @panzerdamemusashi8842 4 года назад +8

      Eddie Valentine from The Rocketeer!

  • @_vla
    @_vla 4 года назад +1634

    Everybody gangsta, till the US army starts speaking Mafia

    • @Dwagonier
      @Dwagonier 4 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @svenandersen
      @svenandersen 4 года назад +58

      I thought they would start speaking ravioli ravioli.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 года назад +48

      @Wasted Trojan Everybody gangsta until the US Army gangsta

    • @xXxGordO241xXx
      @xXxGordO241xXx 4 года назад +17

      @Wasted Trojan in today's era, there are still gang members in the us army or usmc navy etc

    • @Vestige.
      @Vestige. 4 года назад +4

      @Judgmental Fish well since the Marine is intense i think they can no longer can be gangster but terrifying warriors

  • @andrewvu1752
    @andrewvu1752 4 года назад +65

    0:43 the soldiers grease guns are giving them seizures lol

  • @shawnofdanaukota3843
    @shawnofdanaukota3843 4 года назад +40

    “Back in World War II, the United States Government made a deal with the Mafia to protect its shipments”
    - Amanda Waller

    • @erikt3162
      @erikt3162 3 года назад +5

      DC Comics writing fiction inspired from the underbelly of the shadow government who acts as the left hand of Uncle Sam. Waller is one to protect American interest at all cost

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 2 года назад +4

      "This is NOT World War II!"
      "It's World War III."

  • @UYou1Wonsh
    @UYou1Wonsh 4 года назад +600

    Ww2 Maifa: We helped Americans
    Mafia now: GTA time!

    • @assassinaria
      @assassinaria 4 года назад +43

      Mafia now: "hey. psst. want a loan?"

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 4 года назад +16

      funny, that the mafias a long time were kinda more brutal than today is it??

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 4 года назад +23

      The Italian Mafia is a Shadow of its Former Self due to it being Dominated by other bigger Criminal Groups like The Cartels and Post-Soviet Oligarchies

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 4 года назад +18

      @@cjmartinez8318 the mafia today in the US is nothing like it used to be.
      They’ve lost significant power, members, etc.
      The ones that do remain operate quietly.

    • @vicvega4415
      @vicvega4415 4 года назад +5

      Yea it’s because the fbi locked up all the major bosses in the 80s but they’re still strong today in Italy

  • @Hans140
    @Hans140 4 года назад +504

    So that one part in mafia 2 WAS historically accurate, who knew

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 4 года назад +15

      Yep, I even looked it up when I played the game lol

    • @Sam_Cahill
      @Sam_Cahill Год назад

      I'm your 500th like

  • @SemoventeDa
    @SemoventeDa 4 года назад +768

    When you can't invade Sicily and you gotta rely on Mafia.

    • @Steppy-qx9tq
      @Steppy-qx9tq 4 года назад +89

      When you can’t invade Greece and you gotta rely on Germany.

    • @spiffygonzales5899
      @spiffygonzales5899 4 года назад +57

      When you suck at the game so you rely on A.I allies.

    • @the_karenslayer5373
      @the_karenslayer5373 4 года назад +11

      Payday 2 flashbacks

    • @ginovisto2495
      @ginovisto2495 4 года назад +49

      @@Steppy-qx9tq when you can't invade britain so you betray russia

    • @Bread_is_good44
      @Bread_is_good44 4 года назад +42

      @@Steppy-qx9tq when you can't win the war so you gotta rely on suicide

  • @curraheewolf
    @curraheewolf 4 года назад +22

    I remember reading about this in college. Now that was thinking outside the box. I would of never thought of such a genius idea. THESE are the kind of videos I like. Keep it up!

  • @CeruleanHalo
    @CeruleanHalo 4 года назад +143

    Not “Iron Perfect”, it’s “Iron Prefect.” Yes they’re different. A prefect is an administrative leadership roll, like a magistrate.

    • @francescocantoni5665
      @francescocantoni5665 3 года назад +3

      More precisely, in Italy a prefect is the local representative of the Minister of the interior and has competence on public security, passport releasing etc... Cesare Mori was an extraordinary prefect, so he had more powers than a "ordinary" perfect.

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack 3 года назад +6

      broo you can't correct pronunciation and spelling if you say "leadership *roll*"

    • @ironclock
      @ironclock 2 года назад +1

      There are tons of inaccuracies in these videos…

  • @liamplays2341
    @liamplays2341 4 года назад +480

    *US Soldier opens Gas Chamber door*
    Mobster: Ayyyy I'm taking a shower here!

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 4 года назад +1044

    American army: *collaborates with the Mafia*
    Historians: Wait, thats illegal
    Germany: Yeah. What he said
    Edit: Wow never tought this comment would be noticed so much. Thanks guys

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +24

      Trailer Park mafia pops out of nowhere and shoots Hitler in his one testicle

    • @megagamernick9883
      @megagamernick9883 4 года назад +18

      America: Oh don’t get me started Germany.

    • @vasilisgm8966
      @vasilisgm8966 4 года назад +27

      America: Oh don't you dare complain Germany, you already complained about my shotguns back in the Great War, now you wanna complain about a criminal organization?

    • @megagamernick9883
      @megagamernick9883 4 года назад +16

      @@vasilisgm8966 America oh and do I need to mention Chlorine and flamethrowers?

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +4

      I'm surprised that there are four people in this planet are willing to like my comment

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 4 года назад +193

    "Is no one gonna speak? Then this man is gonna die! Eh? Eh?" (pokes gun at old man)

  • @Zelda-uq4in
    @Zelda-uq4in 4 года назад +98

    Lucky was award the Medal of Honor in secret for his role in this operation.

    • @fransbezuidenhout485
      @fransbezuidenhout485 3 года назад +3

      Do you have a source since I genuinely want to know more about this

    • @blanketdtf
      @blanketdtf 2 года назад +1

      @@fransbezuidenhout485 No. it’s not true. Luciano wasn’t even the one who set up the deal. it was Meyer Lansky. Lansky only cut Luciano in on the deal. which was him being released from prison and deported back to Italy once it was safe from war.

    • @blanketdtf
      @blanketdtf 2 года назад +1

      @@fransbezuidenhout485 a plus, he was a notorious criminal who the government looked down on. it’s not true at all

    • @kennethtyree4770
      @kennethtyree4770 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@blanketdtfMeyer Lansky was top manager in the field, the most visible decision maker. ONI could not release Luciano from prison. He presided from jail.

  • @UCSPanther20
    @UCSPanther20 4 года назад +97

    "You either die a villain, or you live long enough to see yourself become the anti-hero"

    • @Stevieboy-ne9ll
      @Stevieboy-ne9ll 3 года назад +2

      "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain"

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 2 года назад

      You either die a villain or live long enough to be the hero

  • @bryanmanuel4945
    @bryanmanuel4945 4 года назад +478

    For a moment I tought Michael Franzese was gonna narrate lol

    • @Centurian-mt1ob
      @Centurian-mt1ob 4 года назад +11

      Is sonny Franzese his dad? Or is that his other nickname

    • @GunnerHeatFire
      @GunnerHeatFire 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 4 года назад +11

      @@Centurian-mt1ob Sonny Franzese is Michael Franzese's dad. Tough if Remember correctly Sonny is a nickname and his real name is John

    • @stomper2888
      @stomper2888 4 года назад +1

      @@Centurian-mt1ob yah his dad

    • @stomper2888
      @stomper2888 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @Vonir-Slater
    @Vonir-Slater 4 года назад +236

    "This bum could get caught getting marooned for a month"

  • @ianostoth1698
    @ianostoth1698 4 года назад +153

    Interesting story indeed. By the way Lucky Luciano was so influential that he had a church built at prison, and the church altar was constructed with the very doors from Ferdinand Magellan's ship "Victoria" which was the first ship to successfully go around the Earth.

    • @andreistoica2470
      @andreistoica2470 4 года назад +9

      Did You know that in the US Army during WW2 are also italian americans soldiers mostly also sicilians.

    • @eduardadhi110
      @eduardadhi110 2 года назад +1

      Interesting..

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +19

    "Crime does pay, and gold will wash away all stains."

  • @ohaidere
    @ohaidere 4 года назад +43

    The effects of this “arrangement” are still alive and well in Italy

    • @ungusbungus2486
      @ungusbungus2486 3 года назад

      How? Like what is the effect

    • @ohaidere
      @ohaidere 3 года назад +6

      @@ungusbungus2486 Italy's GDP includes cocaine, prostitution and other black market activities. Sooooooo, yeah...

    • @ungusbungus2486
      @ungusbungus2486 3 года назад

      @@ohaidere huh

  • @IronicalChronical
    @IronicalChronical 4 года назад +239

    "Who says you can't go home?" -Vito Scalleta 504th Parachute.

    • @tomaszzalewski4541
      @tomaszzalewski4541 4 года назад +2

      Well, depends on your definition of going home

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 4 года назад +9

      Mr Sallieri sends his regards.

    • @snailgod27
      @snailgod27 3 года назад +3

      @@tomaszzalewski4541 I'd assume his definition of home is place of origin, cause in the game he was like 4 when he came to America

    • @terrorgaming459
      @terrorgaming459 3 года назад

      Ahhhh he said it

    • @Cheerful_Ox
      @Cheerful_Ox 3 года назад

      that the guy from mafia 3

  • @mr.formal6723
    @mr.formal6723 4 года назад +167

    Don calo, the head of Sicilian Mob the entire Italian Troop garrison surrendered that day why? Because he told him to
    -Vito Scaletta

    • @frostii2158
      @frostii2158 4 года назад +6

      That’s one of the best missions, and it’s the first!!!

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 4 года назад +5

      You wanna know why? Because it was outta respect-Henry Hill

  • @ryanswift128
    @ryanswift128 4 года назад +124

    "Don’t shoot, boys! You know me. I have an offer for you. The war is over!"
    " If you don’t do anything stupid, you can go home to your families today. You’re safe. I guarantee this! You know you can trust me. What do you say?"

    • @silverwing6175
      @silverwing6175 4 года назад

      that day an entire garrison of troops surrendered. Why ? Because he told them to

  • @mrshibouya3740
    @mrshibouya3740 4 года назад +53

    8:33 Don Calo , the head of the Sicilian mafia . An entire garrison of troops surrendered that day . Why ? Because he told 'em to
    Vito Scaletta

  • @doctordarkness100
    @doctordarkness100 4 года назад +84

    Thank you for putting the mafia back on charge, totally improved everything.

    • @cpldalton5966
      @cpldalton5966 3 года назад +9

      America: Ruining countries since 1776

    • @echotrooperechotrooper1543
      @echotrooperechotrooper1543 3 года назад +1

      @@cpldalton5966 lol

    • @serendipitousslim1529
      @serendipitousslim1529 3 года назад +3

      Perhaps if you guys didn’t allow a fascist dictator who was Allied with Hitler to rise to power, the Allies wouldn’t have had to invade and see it fit to collaborate with them in order to save lives? Idk

    • @user-pn3im5sm7k
      @user-pn3im5sm7k 3 года назад +3

      @@serendipitousslim1529 Italians wanted a leader to improve their standard of living, and they got it. The only issue is that international finance (US) strictly opposes fascism, due to it being the only ideology that goes against the parasitic central banking system which controls your nation and my nation today.
      Communism was never a threat to capitalism, and is why communists and capitalists of the globe teamed up to destroy fascism with all their might, no matter how many lives they had to throw at the meat grinder because Americans, British, Indian, Chinese, Russian, etc lives do not matter; protecting zionism and banking is much more important.
      Cold war communist wars were all about fueling the military industrial complex and taking advantage of the labor of the people in various countries through tax spending

    • @Minist4R95
      @Minist4R95 3 года назад +1

      But they never admitted colaboration with mafia and they believe anything they do for winning is rightful regardless of consequences ,luckily you werent nuked for their cause.

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 4 года назад +355

    *Vito Scaletta wants to know your location.*

    • @trollface2915
      @trollface2915 4 года назад +21

      As soon as i heard ,,operation Husky" it connected in my brain and i looked for this comment

    • @Imnotsmg4bob
      @Imnotsmg4bob 4 года назад +9

      @@trollface2915 he is Sicilian after all

    • @elbandzioro
      @elbandzioro 4 года назад +4

      @@stc3145 spoiler - not for long

    • @foffy8889
      @foffy8889 4 года назад +7

      @@elbandzioro Plotwist: Joe prob survived, and prob is seen in mafia 3 : P

    • @elbandzioro
      @elbandzioro 4 года назад +3

      @@foffy8889 that 's prob cool

  • @CT3250_OMEGA
    @CT3250_OMEGA 4 года назад +82

    This is the most ambitious crossover in history

    • @mrcombiner3216
      @mrcombiner3216 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @CT3250_OMEGA
      @CT3250_OMEGA 4 года назад +1

      @@mrcombiner3216 you have no power here fool for I have memorized the link

    • @x-c-10-ernestuswijayaaji57
      @x-c-10-ernestuswijayaaji57 4 года назад

      @@mrcombiner3216 i know this link

    • @reapershadow2966
      @reapershadow2966 3 года назад +1

      i was about to click on that but the replies have now convinced me that its a rickroll XD

    • @janewick509
      @janewick509 3 года назад

      @@CT3250_OMEGA oh um I almost clicked it (feels slightly embarassed)

  • @OffWorldTradeCorp
    @OffWorldTradeCorp 4 года назад +152

    "With a little help from a guy called Don Calo."

  • @eccoeco3454
    @eccoeco3454 4 года назад +37

    After the establishment of the republic, the rule of the mafia would continue relatively unchallenged until the magistrates Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino, now martyrs of the motherland, reformed the Italian stance and tactics against the organized crime syndicates.
    The magistrates decided to fight the mafia with its own weapons, deep infiltration being the first and foremost.
    So, like the mafia would infiltrate the state, the men of the magistrates would infiltrate the mafia remaining silent and acting like loyal mafiosos for years, often decades, until the order to strike was given.
    they, as much as any man under their command, knew that this meant that sooner or later they would be killed by the mob, and It happened, but the organization created by Falcone and Borsellino was meant to be, like the mafia, resilient, capable of surviving the death of its Leaders and carry on no matter what.
    today the tactics of the two magistrates are the utilized by all anti-mafia polices.

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 4 года назад +262

    “The secret mafia” sounds like some unusual conspiracy theory

    • @cooliobob1274
      @cooliobob1274 4 года назад +4

      Operation Gladio

    • @robertkidnley93
      @robertkidnley93 4 года назад +4

      There the ones who killed jfk

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 года назад +1

      @USA 2 MEXICO it's also why mfs think we're crazy

    • @marelelupalb4042
      @marelelupalb4042 4 года назад +2

      @@robertkidnley93 JFK got killed because he wanted to return to gold standard,nowadays money is being printed out of thin air and charge an interest on that.
      Hitler,JFK,Gheddaffi,just to name a few fought against international elements,but got killed

    • @mrsnippysnoopa8300
      @mrsnippysnoopa8300 4 года назад +1

      That stuff must have been declassified by now. Might as well give it a look.

  • @tsmotions3446
    @tsmotions3446 4 года назад +262

    I clicked faster than al Capone killed his adeversaries

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +5

      Well Al Capone better not try to mess with a trailer park mafias cuz they're known for two things being crazy and being violent but mostly batshit crazy

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад +1

      I forgot to mention this he could also wind up being underneath a brand new trailer

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 года назад

      @@MartinKelly-bx6ft ruclips.net/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/видео.html

  • @fortheloot1635
    @fortheloot1635 4 года назад +17

    As the old saying goes “war makes for strange bedfellows” another good one would be “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” and finally “ sometimes you have to except a lesser evil in order to kill a greater one”

  • @b3nski5
    @b3nski5 4 года назад +9

    I love how you can hear him snickering in the background when he was doing a Brooklyn accent

  • @sebastianmartellisr.3587
    @sebastianmartellisr.3587 4 года назад +31

    How they managed to make Lucky Luciano into a Cartoon is absolutely amazing

  • @gabgames26
    @gabgames26 4 года назад +32

    If we're doing Mafia stuff, I think the best follow-up would be the mafia's involvement in Operation Gladio. You guys briefly mentioned the Mafia's help against the communists in Sicily, it might be interesting to expand on that.

  • @DV1287
    @DV1287 4 года назад +95

    Kid asks grandfather were the mafia the enemy?
    Grandfather *yes but actually no *

  • @Grimreaper-up1uy
    @Grimreaper-up1uy 4 года назад +318

    The mafia helping beat the Narzis was like. "Professionals have standards."

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 4 года назад +22

      You're damn right they do. And it makes a lot of sense that they would have issues with the Nazis as well as the Axis Powers.

    • @addust
      @addust 4 года назад +5

      call em the Nastis

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 4 года назад +23

      We got in bed with the Soviets. The mafia is something of an afterthought by comparison

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 4 года назад +8

      @@hagamapama And we saw how that worked out for us when we had to tango with the USSR in the Cold War.

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 4 года назад +7

      @@hagamapama Mafia was the lesser of 3 evils

  • @MrYesnt
    @MrYesnt 4 года назад +11

    "Cousin Antonio? is that you?"
    "It is I, Luigi! come get a hug!"

  • @bean8043
    @bean8043 2 года назад +6

    The collab no one wanted, but the collab we needed

  • @rexetelectric3811
    @rexetelectric3811 4 года назад +38

    Don't forget about the valiant efforts of Vinnie cannoli, defeating the dark don and all those nazis

    • @heyitsamy1771
      @heyitsamy1771 4 года назад

      Yes, I agree

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад

      He should have teamed up with the trailer park Mafia They're known for being batshit-crazy and very violent but mostly very batshit-crazy

    • @daveholland6293
      @daveholland6293 4 года назад

      S to spit on mafia graves

  • @nacelnikprosiak1260
    @nacelnikprosiak1260 4 года назад +14

    Chad Benitto getting rid of mafia in one year when many people couldn't even get close to stopping mafia

    • @janewick509
      @janewick509 3 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @adamwolfe2848
      @adamwolfe2848 3 года назад +4

      He also helped get rid of 13 million people in only 6 years

  • @infinityz7134
    @infinityz7134 3 года назад +16

    Simple History: “Never in modern warfare has one force carried out such an anfibious (seriously how do you spell that) Operation.”
    Literally a year later: D-DAY BBEEGINNSSSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @DJScootagroov
    @DJScootagroov 4 года назад +50

    “Subject to persecution” is a weird way to describe being arrested for Crimes.

    • @williamsmith281
      @williamsmith281 4 года назад +15

      Its persecution as long as da evil natsee or fascets are doing it. Not if my good boy allies are doing it *looks at internment camps for the japanese in ww2*.

    • @DJScootagroov
      @DJScootagroov 4 года назад +11

      @@williamsmith281 they aren’t war crimes if you win. Looks at Dresden and the biscarri massacre.

  • @williamsmith281
    @williamsmith281 4 года назад +27

    2:12 "The mafia were exposed to severe persecution-" Can't they just..Oh i don't know, Stop being criminal thugs with some trappings of "honorable conduct"? I'm pretty sure thats the only reason they were "persecuted" in the first place. If your goal wasn't to drum up some kind of empathy for these "good fellas", Then you probably should've used a word like "Arrested".

    • @karlik4861
      @karlik4861 2 года назад +2

      Mafiosos were a minority, thats why they got persecuted

  • @ابوابراهيمحفيدالاماممالك

    The reason that I loved ❤ this episode a lot is that it brought me back to the year 2011 when my dear ❤ mother brought me an Xbox and I spent the vacation with my brother playing mafia2 😍 such good days that I hope and pray 🙏 to God that they come back again.

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 года назад +1

      Such a great game👍🏿

  • @unknownseizure
    @unknownseizure 4 года назад +53

    "the secret mafia and us collaboration"
    *Well if simple history stops uploading then we know who to blame*

  • @nurseryrhymesforkids6632
    @nurseryrhymesforkids6632 3 года назад +4

    "Take me to El Greco! The painter? No, the fucking doctor!"

  • @johnknats781
    @johnknats781 3 года назад +4

    Mobster steps on a land mine:
    HEY! I’m walking here...

  • @HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva
    @HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva 4 года назад +230

    So, basically, the Allies ruined my country in the process.
    Grazie, Americani! :)

    • @FatherOFCrimzon
      @FatherOFCrimzon 4 года назад +37

      Ur welcome lol

    • @nicobambino191
      @nicobambino191 4 года назад +76

      Fascism is way worse than Mafia rule lol
      The mob is more honorable than politicians

    • @Sporks2525
      @Sporks2525 4 года назад +5

      Sorry

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 4 года назад +43

      The allies couldn't have ruined Italy any more if they tried. As Churchill said, Italy was Europe's soft underbelly.

    • @gavinfriesen4252
      @gavinfriesen4252 4 года назад +8

      Speaking as a Canadian, i feel i can say they've ruined a lot of shot

  • @Reyaleti
    @Reyaleti 4 года назад +12

    For some reason this kinda gives off
    Csgo CT and C working together

  • @gangsterswat8067
    @gangsterswat8067 4 года назад +6

    The M1938 Beretta is without a doubt the best submachinegun of WW2.
    Also, when a criminal organization fights an organized and well trained military force like the Wehrmacht, you know they mean business.

  • @edgargutierrez4203
    @edgargutierrez4203 4 года назад +21

    So this is pretty much "The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend "

    • @aronhayse9895
      @aronhayse9895 5 месяцев назад

      more like the enemy of my enemy is my client

  • @pitertauer3168
    @pitertauer3168 4 года назад +6

    If you're learning italian watch "in guerra per amore" a comical WWII italian film about the invasion of Sicily

  • @Captain23rdGaming
    @Captain23rdGaming 4 года назад +7

    8:33 This reminded me Hugely of that Mafia 2 Mission

  • @johntaylor-lo8qx
    @johntaylor-lo8qx 4 года назад +5

    Tremendous documentary filled with facts I've heard nowhere else !!! Bravo, I've found a hidden jem in this channel ❤

  • @EvilClowns69
    @EvilClowns69 4 года назад +6

    My grandfather told me all about this he fought in WWII and was from Sicily he was a Translator for the US army

  • @coleedwards7100
    @coleedwards7100 3 года назад +8

    "An entire garrison surrendered that day. Why? Because he told them to." -Vito Scalleta

  • @imtiazhossain6559
    @imtiazhossain6559 4 года назад +5

    Wow this is a really an interesting and amazing story I heard this tale long ago but didn't believe it. Thank you to simple history for uploading this episode.

  • @myrenos6589
    @myrenos6589 3 года назад +6

    Imagine a CoD game where you're some sorta US military rep and you're in the room with Luciano organizing Italian assistance. Then you eventually fight a campaign in Italy and work your way up through Italy and to Germany. Actually would be a great change of pace for a CoD ww2 game

  • @aldrichcarlcruz8405
    @aldrichcarlcruz8405 4 года назад +17

    that old italian man was a referrence of the Mafia 2 where Vito was saved when getting executed by his own country men

  • @rj5848
    @rj5848 4 года назад +31

    he speaking with that accent in the starting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @terryjav1
      @terryjav1 4 года назад

      He must've washed his mouth with soap after

    • @andreistoica2470
      @andreistoica2470 4 года назад

      Ah Good old Medal of Honor Times.

    • @andreistoica2470
      @andreistoica2470 4 года назад

      Viktor Reznov theme intensifica.

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 4 года назад +4

    I once mentioned this to my history teacher and he had no idea what I was talking about.
    How embarrassing.

  • @wilhelmt.muller170
    @wilhelmt.muller170 4 года назад +6

    A certain vampire's son, a mafia boss wannabe: This is badass

  • @smartboi5354
    @smartboi5354 4 года назад +20

    My God i Remember my grandma telling me that a member of the mafia told the Americans where to Land exactly in Italy lol

  • @logicalpetrol2721
    @logicalpetrol2721 4 года назад +5

    What a legend. He voiced that perfectly at the start.

  • @zidanerizalalghifaryalghif3248
    @zidanerizalalghifaryalghif3248 4 года назад +5

    I swear his voice literally sounds like a mafia
    It sounds soooooooooooo gooooooooodddddd

  • @fdgod1931
    @fdgod1931 Год назад +1

    You remember that old saying? “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”

  • @injuredoutdoorsman9011
    @injuredoutdoorsman9011 3 года назад +16

    Was at a gun show and saw a US marked revolver that was given to the Boston mobsters to protect the sea ports as the Navy was mostly in the pacific theater. Was stupid expensive, but had all the paperwork proving it was verified. Way too expensive, and not my type of firearm, but had a cool story nonetheless.

  • @minimannyjr2622
    @minimannyjr2622 4 года назад +17

    The guy talking sounds like a mafia dude. I love this channel

  • @johnwayne2898
    @johnwayne2898 4 года назад +10

    2:52 looks like the exact beginning of Mafia II. The planes going by, snowy night, even someone who looks like Vito Scaletta and is wearing the exact same uniform he was in the beginning. Is this a Mafia II reference Simple History?

  • @francescoottini9469
    @francescoottini9469 3 года назад +4

    Never forget that the number of allied lifes saved by mafia are none compared to lifes taken by it.

  • @Brunzy1970
    @Brunzy1970 3 года назад

    I love ❤️ your channel, hands down it's very entertaining. It's educational aspects are surprising.
    You could easily add 10minutes to most videos I've seen just be being more thorough on the subject. Overall a solid grade of B+. Keep improving and expanding because your format is really on to something. Thx.

  • @irishhockey2181
    @irishhockey2181 4 года назад

    Well done guys! Thanks for bringing out my interest in History!

  • @lightninghawk5981
    @lightninghawk5981 4 года назад +29

    *Vito Scaletta has entered the chat*

    • @MartinKelly-bx6ft
      @MartinKelly-bx6ft 4 года назад

      Don randomguy1902 has just entered the chat as well