10 Minutes Of Jimmy's RUDEST Jokes | Jimmy Carr
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2022
- LETS TRY SOME RUDE STUFF!!
We all know Jimmy has a bit of a potty mouth and loves the old toilet humour. So here is a 10-minute selection of all his best moments. For those sensitive to the ruder jokes, I'd advise not watching this.
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Censoring jimmy carr is like cutting out the chorus from a song
Wholly agree, it ruins the punch
Exactly so cruel to the comedian
Most songs are actually better without lyrics
@@Nave6W I think you're missing the point mate it was an analogy
@@SorenPrime nah I get it I understand- just stating my opinion on music lol. Most modern music lyrics are objectively garbage if we’re honest
The "Amanda Holden"!!!
LOL!
I love it!
I like that Jimmy realises hes gotten so old that he needs to clarify that he is himself in the outro.
Really not sure he looks older. Maybe fitter 😅
Not sure it's because of age so much as the amount of work he's had done.
@@goldenpony822do you need mental help (I agree with this statement)
@@decodolly1535 But it's tax deductible...
To be fair he does look a bit different lol
10 minutes of rude jokes? Yes please
I love Jimmy, and as of today, I believe he's the best comedian alive for me.
The jokes may sound harsh but if you listen carefully and think about it, they are in fact very refined and polished, or as I would like to call them; very professional script.
thankfully he's young so I can enjoy his work for a lifetime.
he just looks young -- it's all the plastic surgery
@@timq6224 holy sh1t, you're right, he's 50! I thought he's 30. British men, I guess
It's usually the lower class of society that's liking him the most because it fits their humour. Not surprising
He and Frankie Boyle are fantastic, unfortunately he hasn't been doing much as of late.
Jimmy Carr isn't young.
He's in his early 50s - he was born in 1972.
The world needs more Jimmy Carr.
jimmy is a legend! love his comedy!
Jimmy is my favorite comedian
Jimmy is a legend, love him!!!
Bleeping is sooooooo useless, everybody knows what is Being sad.
And it just focuses extra attention to the word.
Please do not bleep, its not like the bleeped words are the offensive parts of the story
Its because RUclips wont remove the adverts so he gets no money, its ridiculous but
Oh, the "Amanda Holden"!!!😂😂😂
watch a live show every night before sleeping, i completely love this stuff :)
This 10 minutes wasn't nearly long enough. I need more...
Brutal humour at it’s finest Mr Carr ⚡️
Rude, crude and absolutely hilarious ! Carry on.
"There's a boy trapped down a well?"
If she's as big as a well down there, you're in no danger of getting stuck.
No, but you will need a rope tied around your waist so you can climb back out.
What’s the new message say?
And will create an echo!
Stop censoring the videos
no
Yes
Blame RUclips. Not Jimmy.
@@yaazarai Jimmy don't even manage this acc, bruh 💀
Pointless censored and there is plenty of uncensored stuff of Jimmy on here. It’s not like we don’t know the words and kids shouldn’t be watching it anyway… up to parents to ensure kids have appropriate managed access
Killin it man.
Best ever with Jimmy Carr is when he goes haha... When he realises. 😁
Love it.
Jimmy is so awesome it's untrue and he is so aware of the implications of his jokes - eg educated
I'll be buttering the baking tray the old-fashioned way from now on
Spiderman might be grossest thing I've heard..well played that man 🤣
ever heard of the alaskan snowdragon?
You deserve every penny comedy is hard work
He gets every penny, even though the tax man tries to take some back
3:40🤣🤣🤣🤣 So true!!
Love your work Jimmy. Merry Christmas pal
Bleeping Jimmy Carr? Really?
To avoid Demonetization, I guess
@@akshatshukla069 lmao demonization.
@@dominusetdeus060644 my bad
@@akshatshukla069 no worries mate it's a hilarious mix up
@@dominusetdeus060644 can't agree more
I like that he is saying all the things, most people would definitely not say, especially while standing on a stage…
It’s pure, it’s funny, sometimes it’s educating (thanks for warning me from the Snowboard) and i love the interactions with people in the audience, that end in kind of a roasting…
Keep up your humor, we definitely need it!
Snowball.... 😁
got tickets to the Edmonton show in June 2023 SOOO damn excited!
goddammit i just gave jimmy carr money by watching this
Thumbs down for the censor!
Outstanding
Buffering the old baking tray 😂😂😂😂
Buttering*
@@Reploidx9 Yeah, but he's watched a little too much porn ;)
The Amanda Holden 😃😂🤣🤣🤣😭
Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr and Jimmy Carr. Need them to do something together
Brilliant, as usual. The new hair, tho…
Jamaica!
Also, censoring Jimmy Carr is bullshit.
Jamaica? No she came on her own.
I'll see myself out.
French Canadian here and its lovely Hahaaaa
Brilliant!
Went to the show in Brussels last week : hilarious ! 👍
DO A VAGAS TOUR! Love ya buddy!
The Spiderman delivery is ok but Patrice O'Neal was amazing. Very surprised Jimmy didn't opt for the Chicken Cutlet.
Patrice O'Neal is the gold standard. The Coca-Cola of comedy.
Too funny... :-)
@Jimmy Carr Really?? Censoring videos is BS! 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Well blame his editor not him
his laugh is what makes him funnier!!
8:11
Reminds of Faces -"Ya, I'll pay your cab fare, you can even use my best cologne. Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up!"
Liked & Subscribed
How has this man not been sainted yet?
good
I'm guessing if certain words weren't bleeped people would have to verify their age to watch it.
If RUclips thinks I'm going to give them a copy of my ID they are very much mistaken.
Million dollar idea. RUclips should start a version that's just for kids. So adults can watch stuff without every 7th word getting bleeped.
Hilarious jimmy. You have to come to Australia to tour mate!
How can you have censored 'rude bits'?
Lmfao omg
Rudest jokes…. I’m all in before it’s even started.
I loved watching this short comedy show, however I was eating breakfast while listening to this filth. 😂😂
Funny funny guy
quick laughs
Well my perineum is probably a worse looking area because my daughter needed to rip that during her birth. Oh and that was the second worse pain I've ever experienced. Recovering from Neurosurgery was a living nightmare and lasted a lot longer. I have watched all your shows on Netflix more than once and I always laugh. Thank you, Mate
😂😂😂😂
Why would you censor it
His laugh sounds like a RUclipsr called StampyLongNose. It's so cute!
It’s bloody annoying!
Spiderman is a common occurrence in tge British army these days
Funniest man I've ever watched.
From Australia xxxxx
He's not from Australia. ;)
😂😂😂
Old footage but still funny 😂🇬🇧
I fucking hate when something is beeeped!!
This video does not need puritanical beeps!
speaking of queefs... his laugh
Don’t sensor it
You're welcome, Jimmy
Lmao
Beeping Carr is like reading the transcripts from Trump’s Mar a lago secret files
Bleeping out words !! Come on man .
dude that scottish woman had some fucking BICEPS on her
The best humor, and in my eyes the definition of humor, is to take something really bad, let’s say a funaral or any kind of abuse, child, house or whatever, and make this serious stuff funny with a sensitive, right on the edge, joke.. Because a lot of people sadly are familiar with these, situations, with a sense of humor it will make these situations much less painfull. Okay, I can’t imagine what people in these situations experience, but when you seek the border of jokes, it will become funny. After all, comedy isn’t about hurting people or makkng people feel bad, it is about making feel people better and give them a little joy, even with the darkest and hardest jokes. It’ about turning that sad moment into something to laugh about… However rude jokes are in comedy, it is never meng to hurt people, and jimmy carr is absolutely the best in these rude jokes, which sometimes go over the edge, but where never ment to be hurt someone on s personal level! Abd that’s what I love; making jokes which are very much on the edge of acceptable!
PS: I’m from the Netherlands and really want to apologize for my poor English writing😢. Hope the most of you will understand my point….
Jimmy vroom vroom
The bleeping is a ridiculous absurdity.
I'm sorry to say I still don't get the joke that starts at 6:40
Sexy handcuffs are mostly hairy
I would like to hear how he sounds after the censorship in Saudi Arabia! maybe a long beep or like sending morse code!
stampylongnose is ruder than I remember
Why are there beeps ?? Wtf?
Laughs at others’ Botox, ends up loading his own face with that crap
why are there beeps in this vid?
Who's the child with the beep button?
Nadia: aim bot
I love the view 🥳
Not the show 😂
Gotta admit.... I don't get the collar and cuffs joke ??
Basically, the cuffs refer to a woman’s pubes, and the collar refers to her hair. So, if a woman shaves her pubes and wants the collar to match the cuffs, she would shave her hair and be bald.
Cu** grunt 😂
Why were there bleeps? Felt wrong.
Why would i listen to rude jokes ? Half the world's inhabitants or more are rude.
I couldn't keep watching it due to the sensoring. Litteraly no point posting this with the beeping.
Jimmy Jimmy, stealing Patrice's spiderman joke. Ah, tax evasion then joke stealing, what's next?
Awww come on, what’s with the censorship here?
4:01 Liz Truss?
Were are the rude jokes????
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Well, I watch your video but I use adblock ... so ... no money from me
Your laugh spoils you and puts me off listening..
Do a poll, they will all agree for you to tell jokes and keep quiet....
Title is missing a c. These are crude jokes.
I don’t want to make a comment about this man so this all I will say.
But you did, idi.t!
Tell them about Rodeo Sex …
Blurring prophanities from a Jimmy Carr show is like
Bro thinks he’s making money from this video 🤦🏿♂️😂