He’s gatta be half white half filo. I’m the same and unironically I get compared to him a lot. Even my voice. But I’m like 6’7” with a 12 cock in between my legs
45:00 *“i got bricked brain when im facetiming my dead mom with her huge cans”* a sentence that has never been uttered by a single human being since the dawn of time
yo stick with this one man. I know me and a good portion of the rest of the audience want this kind of thing from you more. Consistency will bring the numbers. I’m locked in.
Imagine a dude taking a late night walk to clear his mind and he just sees a dude sitting in a lazy boy and talking to a camera in an empty parking lot
genuinely love the idea this is a real parking lot. i would love a single episode where he takes to a dead mall's parking lamp or like a home depot one because i think the infrequent street noises would be so good
13:30 is literally not far from a nightmare I had when my mom died of brain cancer. Except it was a new brain going into her own body but it was still her. Which makes brain transplants such a horrifying thing to me. Like the idea of grieving someone’s death just for them to come back as something else. Where you can’t even fully be sure it’s still them is so horrifying .
love the set up n vibe, its very reminiscent to smoking post shift from my shitty old jobs. hope u keep up this kind of subject matter, the world is burning and i need to laugh about it
i never thought id be so early but when i got the notification i read the title out loud in front of my friend and she was so confused bc i was laughing so hard
I wonder if technology doesn't already have a sort of nervous system, or pleasure center related to how fast they charge. Does my phone get a little dopamine rush from my brand new USB-c fast-charge cable vs. the triple-adapted cigarette lighter charger from a 2007 civic? If I pull my phone off the charger before 100%, is that like Edging?
My ex worked at a cemetery and he would work shifts not just in one department but almost every department, except for like paper work and finance stuff, but outside of that he would work shifts in almost every department.😊 Including digging up the remains from people that no one pays the spot for anymore. You really don’t want(or do want lol) to know some of the horror story’s I have heard from him… (if you don’t like gruesome stories, I’d suggest to stop reading here) From what he has told me, when people die from for example cancer, because of the extreme harsh treatments with chemicals, body’s wouldn’t even really completely decompose, but the wooden chest does..and sometimes accidents happen and he had his foot go through the rotten wood if you catch my drift. And that is just one of the things that sometimes happened. Like just another day at the office 😅👍🏻
I like to imagine a world where grave yard plumbing is first cycled through the property grounds to create irrigation that spreads "bits of meemaw" over the cemetary grass-- on the street side it creates bone armor, but does it make the grass greener on the other side? ☠️☠️
A discord bot that instead of playing music imitates one of your friends from your childhood if you can give your friends old discord tag is a wild thought
17:45 I can actually kind of answer this question. The day this episode released, I saw her driving the Jojo car (a Lamborghini Urus with a wrap that's a collage of different pictures of her own face) in Santa Monica. She was eating Chick-Fil-A while driving and got honked at because she didn't notice the light had turned green, since she was so busy dipping her nugget in sauce
5:19 My job had a LinkedIn course that pretty much told us to stop doing the heavy lifting. I was not comfy with that in the slightest. Human output in the area of critical thought is already lackluster. 7:28 We become batteries for resources. We approve “suggestions”. If our thoughts can be spit out of an algorithm & our work could be done better then we are flesh sacks that create tools that are our betters.
@@LifesQuestiion That Cody hooked up with Tana Mongeau when he was 25 and she was 17. She said she was 17 and there was a youtube video of them being kinda flirty with each other from that time too.
With the body transplant thing, I reckon it would be really hard for anyone to get used to suddenly being in a new different shapes body. You'd be tripping over yourself n shit, hitting your head on stuff. I'm already uncoordinated so just leave me dead tbh 😂
My question with something like the RealDoll has always been logistics; what's the aftermath look like? Do you cuddle up and spoon until you fall asleep, or do you shove 'er off the edge of the bed then toss 'er in the closet in the morning? Now imagine they stick ChatGPT inside... Now imagine it's able to support its own weight and can walk itself back to the closet... Now imagine you come home from work and she's sitting in the living room waiting for you, not watching T.V. just waiting...
Cody uploads at lunch time, noel uploads when I am alone with my thoughts.
This ^
It’s why he’s better
No more lunchtime for us
😂😂
lunchtime is ruined
Noel hitting this many asian jokes confirms he is philipino
He’s gatta be half white half filo. I’m the same and unironically I get compared to him a lot. Even my voice. But I’m like 6’7” with a 12 cock in between my legs
45:00 *“i got bricked brain when im facetiming my dead mom with her huge cans”* a sentence that has never been uttered by a single human being since the dawn of time
😭😭😭😭
Only Noel 🤣
Imagine a Victorian child hearing this sentence.
yo stick with this one man. I know me and a good portion of the rest of the audience want this kind of thing from you more. Consistency will bring the numbers. I’m locked in.
100% it's the consistency that helps a lot and this format rocks.
agreed!!
I love this format but his individual efforts on RUclips never do as well sadly
💯
now this guy can match my freak
I heard you have a crush on me. What's up?
Imagine a dude taking a late night walk to clear his mind and he just sees a dude sitting in a lazy boy and talking to a camera in an empty parking lot
I'd sit down next to him and just listen to him ramble
🥶🥶🥶
plot twist there's no camera
genuinely love the idea this is a real parking lot. i would love a single episode where he takes to a dead mall's parking lamp or like a home depot one because i think the infrequent street noises would be so good
Noel seems like he really wants a sentient Roomba
i’ve been thinking about this since i got mine
And an AI fleshlight
This is one of the only podcasts I’ve actually enjoyed and didn’t leave feeling like I wasted my time
I’m really happy you’re doing these. Love the ai topics, not enough people are talking about it in a doomer comedic matter like this and it’s great
Internet Today also has that theme when talking about ai its pretty funny. I'm glad Noel is taking about how weird and creepy everything is too lmao
ah yes. Noel talking to us in a darkly lit room. and im here for it everytime.
13:30 is literally not far from a nightmare I had when my mom died of brain cancer. Except it was a new brain going into her own body but it was still her. Which makes brain transplants such a horrifying thing to me. Like the idea of grieving someone’s death just for them to come back as something else. Where you can’t even fully be sure it’s still them is so horrifying .
love the set up n vibe, its very reminiscent to smoking post shift from my shitty old jobs. hope u keep up this kind of subject matter, the world is burning and i need to laugh about it
Yap session
Dude just keeps talking fr
Dumbasses commenting after a 4.5 hour podcast
Noel has achieved pre, post, and current-yap clarity
missing the high frequency noise
Within 2 episodes this has become my favorite long form content. I hope he keeps this up
loved the first ep so much, super hyped to keep listening to noels yapping
i never thought id be so early but when i got the notification i read the title out loud in front of my friend and she was so confused bc i was laughing so hard
These topics are so fascinating
Thank you Noel
I wonder if technology doesn't already have a sort of nervous system, or pleasure center related to how fast they charge. Does my phone get a little dopamine rush from my brand new USB-c fast-charge cable vs. the triple-adapted cigarette lighter charger from a 2007 civic? If I pull my phone off the charger before 100%, is that like Edging?
please keep dropping this at this day and time because it’s right when the edible kicks in
does watching this on an edible not give you an existential crisis 😂
Dope head
@@TheKingWhoWinsur so mad for what
This is what every homeless person see's when having an episode in a Walmart parking lot
Lowkey this has to be one of my fav series you have done~
I really like the set & visuals in this, really good vibes
46:50 finding my dad's Glock under the bed and thinking u gunna go out like master oogway at the top of the mountain
i love getting to lock in with nole’s inner thoughts this is great
Bro reimagined the plot of Zima blue. I know you know that too Noel considering you’ve watched black mirror.
I’m on shrooms watching this and I’m getting lost in the crazy imagination of Noel Miller… but jfc what is Noel on? 😂
5’2😂😂😂😂 Noel that bit was great. 5’9 is 5’2 these days due to inflation 😫
just noel straight YAPPIN i love it i love u noel u make me giggle
My ex worked at a cemetery and he would work shifts not just in one department but almost every department, except for like paper work and finance stuff, but outside of that he would work shifts in almost every department.😊
Including digging up the remains from people that no one pays the spot for anymore.
You really don’t want(or do want lol) to know some of the horror story’s I have heard from him… (if you don’t like gruesome stories, I’d suggest to stop reading here)
From what he has told me, when people die from for example cancer, because of the extreme harsh treatments with chemicals, body’s wouldn’t even really completely decompose, but the wooden chest does..and sometimes accidents happen and he had his foot go through the rotten wood if you catch my drift.
And that is just one of the things that sometimes happened.
Like just another day at the office 😅👍🏻
I'm so glad Noel content is back in my life
Keep this shit up dawg even if the views arent there, you definitely have an audience who love this
Noel inspires me to buy a racecar bed and never go online
Welcome back dad🎉
I like to imagine a world where grave yard plumbing is first cycled through the property grounds to create irrigation that spreads "bits of meemaw" over the cemetary grass--
on the street side it creates bone armor, but does it make the grass greener on the other side? ☠️☠️
A discord bot that instead of playing music imitates one of your friends from your childhood if you can give your friends old discord tag is a wild thought
You can't face time my mom. She's in an urn.
17:45
I can actually kind of answer this question. The day this episode released, I saw her driving the Jojo car (a Lamborghini Urus with a wrap that's a collage of different pictures of her own face) in Santa Monica. She was eating Chick-Fil-A while driving and got honked at because she didn't notice the light had turned green, since she was so busy dipping her nugget in sauce
Noel the skeletal water bit was incredibly funny I genuinely lol’d 😂
I’m gonna watch this over the course of a week until I get blessed with another episode
My favorite comic by far 😂
At some point on these two videos it starts feeling like a fever dream.
really awesome that you amde another episode you go boy
I’m so excited for this new era !!! 🎉
Here lies Noel rip looking forward to your new start as a computer repair technician
yooooo iv been waiting for this
5:19 My job had a LinkedIn course that pretty much told us to stop doing the heavy lifting. I was not comfy with that in the slightest. Human output in the area of critical thought is already lackluster.
7:28 We become batteries for resources. We approve “suggestions”.
If our thoughts can be spit out of an algorithm & our work could be done better then we are flesh sacks that create tools that are our betters.
17:58 Asking kids how to appear more adult somewhere. 😅
13:29 Lets go boys we going straight up into Wolfenstein II Type shit
god i love this set so much
Bros making a backup podcast in case the Cody allegations keep coming up lol
what allegations
???
@@LifesQuestiion he had sex with tana when he was 25 and she was 17, and hes besties with a rapist
@@LifesQuestiion That Cody hooked up with Tana Mongeau when he was 25 and she was 17. She said she was 17 and there was a youtube video of them being kinda flirty with each other from that time too.
@@rabbi4skin666 I watched the video, and let me tell you, they were not flirty. A woman and a man laughing and having fun together is not flirting
I can see the AITA post already: AITA for breaking up with my boyfriend because he spent 2 hours a day talking with an AI of his dead mom?
43:16 Asking Pinocchio for tips. 😅
The roomba bit reminds me of that one episode of love death and robots called Zima Blue
15:24 Noel funny af part 2
thanks for the free standup show
This might be a backup plan in case TMG ends up blowin up lol
my boy keep doing these
love listening to noels voice while working out
Don’t laugh and drop the weight
Just imagine one of those racing drones with a bomb attached to it, doing back flips into your bunker.
thats one cool logo
Why isn't your friend Cody not admitting he slept with a minor. So much moral posturing just to stay silent on your friend
on a more serious note, i think the way to battle AI fearmongering is by advocating for a code of ethics in tech.
'We're in a troubling time'
What a foreshadowing...
1:13 Noel funny af
These are fire
Please keep these coming
i love this series
great episode but how did you get the old shool tv like that??
15:01 So this is how we get the little lizard, big bodied weirdo folk from Beetlejuice….😮
THEY GOT YA BOY DAWG
This dude is my favorite yapper of all time
Time for a goodnight sleep listening to Noel yap
This series is fucking mint
This is my favorite series
Two people on a dubstep song we'd be co kniving. Cause/
Poseidon nuclear missile?
Yo sick, we've got enchanted tsunamis in 2024 💀💀💀
I want this to get more views so he keeps doing it
Great new show
voice notes from family members have to hit the incubation chamber for 2-3 business days before I can play them
My casket would be a lightning McQueen wrap
i love this aesthetic
14:09 but why is lisa ann endorsing it
I love this series 🔥
Noel is in my walls. Which ones? Find out next time on Company Lot!
Noel my mom died a few weeks ago
"Turn up for this dude's dead ass mom, turn up on tragedy" **rap music starts to play**
@@elel7113 Turn up for your dead mom! 🎶
Bro im pissed!!! How did i just now watch this. I couldve saw you this weekend
Excited
Never stop.
dogs have been right the whole time..roomba is the final boss
With the body transplant thing, I reckon it would be really hard for anyone to get used to suddenly being in a new different shapes body. You'd be tripping over yourself n shit, hitting your head on stuff. I'm already uncoordinated so just leave me dead tbh 😂
My question with something like the RealDoll has always been logistics; what's the aftermath look like? Do you cuddle up and spoon until you fall asleep, or do you shove 'er off the edge of the bed then toss 'er in the closet in the morning?
Now imagine they stick ChatGPT inside...
Now imagine it's able to support its own weight and can walk itself back to the closet...
Now imagine you come home from work and she's sitting in the living room waiting for you, not watching T.V. just waiting...
Hearing Noel mention Uncrashed was wild
We love you Uncle Nole
Id have the glossy metal from rocket league on my casket. Primary color would be purple, secondary would be pink
The head transplant is literally JoJo Phantom Blood
Noelle why did you cancel the tour in Boston for November 7th?? We wanted to see you!!! Hope you’re okay ❤
25:00 noel funny af part 6
This is so fucking good. Laughing at tech capitalism’s dystopia- the podcast