They cut it short. After he said she’s a lesbian, he said it’s because she is in a relationship with another woman and when you are mad at a woman, you just leave and go on an angry walk to calm down. He said that’s what must have happened to her.
Loved that this had no video. Didn't need one the picture was being painted right before my eyes. The true test of a great storyteller. Bill is the best. Thanks guys.
Aw, man, that video ended right before he explained why she hit him because she was a lesbian. I hate when that happens! The explanation was the best part of the bit!
It’s such a weird place to end the clip, there are a few more minutes to this that explains why her being a lesbian is why, think it’s the best part of the bit
Actually when I was in Nice, France some years ago, there was a big pushy woman getting in my way on purpose trying to get into a confrontation with me. I never had this before with a woman. This was in the area near the harbor. When I walked by this spot the next day I actually saw that it was in front of a lesbian bar. So I can relate
Ugh, they stopped it at the best part...he was gonna explain that stance. Also, there are nuggets in that segment that make sense if you watch the earlier parts of the special...including what he looked like when walking down the sidewalk that day of the encounter
About 25 years ago I was working in retail and we had an employee who was very obviously a lesbian. In her early 20s, she dressed like a teenage boy. She and I were working together one day and an elderly woman who was a regular customer got upset with me for calling that nice young man "Jennifer." One night, some of the guys went to a strip club. It was assumed she was going, and she did, without any inappropriate personal workplace discussion of her sexuality.
[EDIT: This was written primarily in response to a comment that's been deleted.] What the hell is politically correct? Not the strip club, contrary to the first commenter. Not going to a strip club, nor going specifically with coworkers. Not respecting the privacy of a coworker, or anyone else for that matter. There were no "PC" human resources rules at this small, family-run business. Would anyone else like to miss the point of my little anecdote?
I'd have just yelled, "Excuse you, Sir.", and been on about my day. I mean, these days, that might be what he/she/them/they/thou/carrot prefers to be called.
He is right that some people are stereotypical, it's a myth that you can really tell though. 80 percent of gay people you meet you'd never even know but that 20 percent is sometimes very obvious XD
Gotdammitsomuch, I hate this cut of the bit. It ends before the punchline. The punchline is not "she did it because she's a lesbian." There's more, and it's hilarious.
I get mad that people think just, because you have a real short haircut your a lesbian. Sorry people that's not the way it works! Everyone should stay to their right when walking. That's how it's always been. Love Bill Burr!
😂😂 dude with the elbow We know that's an old masturbation injury. In America They call it tennis elbow to make you think they haven't been beating their meat. Both my elbows hurt. Common malady when we bid off a lot. Hard to be a man
If you have to operate your wheelchair with your arms because your back is fucked and your poor; go ahead. If you have an electric because you like cake more than walking...
They cut it short. After he said she’s a lesbian, he said it’s because she is in a relationship with another woman and when you are mad at a woman, you just leave and go on an angry walk to calm down. He said that’s what must have happened to her.
Yes, it's Bill having empathy/sympathy. He finds common ground. So much funnier than where it cut.
That’s fantastic.
They cut it short? Not even watching it now, or giving a thumbs up.
@@frankiek2269 They did not cut it short the person who made the original video cut it short.
7:19 when Dave said "I've been on my feet all day!" ROFL 🤣😂💀💀💀
And Daz brushed right over it lol
I saw this show live. Not at Red Rocks, but Atlantic City. It's just non-stop laughs the entire show. Bill truly is the King.
Every time he says, "however" you know you're about to hear something great. He's a comedic genius
Loved that this had no video. Didn't need one the picture was being painted right before my eyes. The true test of a great storyteller. Bill is the best. Thanks guys.
That's why radio was big.
All silliness right out of the gate today blokes! Thanks for keeping me laughing with you (and at Dave)!
Hilarious!! you can tell he was dead serious about the wheelchairs. Straight faced and everything.
Maybe Dave's funniest line: "I've been on my feet all day " haha!
Effing Daz starts laughing and it's all over for me🤣🤣🤣🤣!
7:17 Office Bloke Mike you're terrible for this😂! Please try to harness your inner Sociopath 🤣
Aw, man, that video ended right before he explained why she hit him because she was a lesbian. I hate when that happens! The explanation was the best part of the bit!
Bill Burr and Conan are my favorite comedians. They just know how to make someone laugh
His Red Rocks special on Netflix was funny
they always cut this on the wrong place, he was just about to explain.
I love how Daz immediately goofs on Dave's wrist band as an attempt to give himself "the stranger" lmao
Mike's addition immediately afterwards was great
Can't believe I almost fell for the story of how it was for medical purpose and all that. Haha
Mike is brutal. But does it nice!
It’s such a weird place to end the clip, there are a few more minutes to this that explains why her being a lesbian is why, think it’s the best part of the bit
Actually when I was in Nice, France some years ago, there was a big pushy woman getting in my way on purpose trying to get into a confrontation with me. I never had this before with a woman. This was in the area near the harbor. When I walked by this spot the next day I actually saw that it was in front of a lesbian bar. So I can relate
Numb hands just makes it feel like a dead guy is doing it
Bills a legend.
Hilarious, classic Bill Burr
Lmao @ people in wheelchairs…..”I’ve been on my feet all day”
Ugh, they stopped it at the best part...he was gonna explain that stance. Also, there are nuggets in that segment that make sense if you watch the earlier parts of the special...including what he looked like when walking down the sidewalk that day of the encounter
That wrist band might help all around You're Tennent's and Blood Flood Flow else where LOL😆
If they are hugging in the door/gate way. join the hug and ask where they feel like eating today.
Daves got that strap to do the stranger feeling..
About 25 years ago I was working in retail and we had an employee who was very obviously a lesbian. In her early 20s, she dressed like a teenage boy. She and I were working together one day and an elderly woman who was a regular customer got upset with me for calling that nice young man "Jennifer." One night, some of the guys went to a strip club. It was assumed she was going, and she did, without any inappropriate personal workplace discussion of her sexuality.
Ahh yes PC strip clubs
@@clipsedrag13 Huh?
How exceptionally politically correct.... sound like a right bunch of boring **nts.
[EDIT: This was written primarily in response to a comment that's been deleted.] What the hell is politically correct? Not the strip club, contrary to the first commenter. Not going to a strip club, nor going specifically with coworkers. Not respecting the privacy of a coworker, or anyone else for that matter. There were no "PC" human resources rules at this small, family-run business. Would anyone else like to miss the point of my little anecdote?
@@JPMaddenokay
You gotta see it with the video for the whole bit to make since
Your right about the wheelchair. I say the same
We can see the cameraman in the reflection lol
wtf... that video cut that bit short. He goes down his train of thought on that epiphany.
"Hey, if the wallet chain fits."
I wouldn’t be surprised if Daz and Bill Burr were related 😂
Don't need to see Bill Burr video. Your reactions while listening is good enough.
What's the armband called. My cousin has frigged his elbows bad.
great vid
Why do all of the versions of this clip freeze after a few seconds?
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 legendary 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That's not the whole bit though idk why they cut it off at that point. He explains further lol
How’d you get Ben stokes around your table?
That's not the whole bit. I wish the end was included. He elaborates.
My grandma has one of those around her arm, she's not a Ginger just frail like one.
Did anyone notice the audio screech or just me?
Would love to see you guys react to the rescue of Jessica lynch(Iraq war) 2003 pleaseee
We need to eradicate the diagonal walkers.
I have a problem with telling people to get out of the fucking way under my breath but loudly.
I'd have just yelled, "Excuse you, Sir.", and been on about my day. I mean, these days, that might be what he/she/them/they/thou/carrot prefers to be called.
He is right that some people are stereotypical, it's a myth that you can really tell though. 80 percent of gay people you meet you'd never even know but that 20 percent is sometimes very obvious XD
I dunno. The fake lisp, singsong voice and still thinking Britney Spears is talented as a 40 year old man doesn't really make for much of a debate.
@@princeofpcos9804 that's why I said the 20 percent is very obvious
they cut it short
Solution: Lower your shoulder and drive with your legs.
blokes
More to that bit, you didn’t get to the end
Check out comic name Dane Cook .
I met a lesbian. He punched me for asking directions.
You met Justin Bieber?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill Burr looks like a 40 year old lesbian himself lmao
That audio was defening. Like a dog whistle in the background.
Why dont u guys react to darts?? Could be the first to do it I think. Will bring more fans to the game fosho
You missed the best part of the joke 😅
could you please react to BEST Finish in CFB HISTORY 💯 Boise State Upsets Oklahoma: A Game to Remember by Harris Highlights
Daz, just fart in the faces of the wheelchair people who think you need to get out of their way.
Oyy bloke you got a license for that joke.
Gotdammitsomuch, I hate this cut of the bit. It ends before the punchline.
The punchline is not "she did it because she's a lesbian." There's more, and it's hilarious.
REACT to TRIUMPH the insult comic dog at CHICAGO’S WEINER circle….Hilarious! You won't regret it !!
They did it two weeks ago
Missed the punchline.
I get mad that people think just, because you have a real short haircut your a lesbian. Sorry people that's not the way it works!
Everyone should stay to their right when walking. That's how it's always been. Love Bill Burr!
Sorry Lisa you're a lesbian
You should react to triumph talks to young voters!
They should react to you fellating obama
😂😂 dude with the elbow We know that's an old masturbation injury. In America They call it tennis elbow to make you think they haven't been beating their meat. Both my elbows hurt. Common malady when we bid off a lot. Hard to be a man
If you have to operate your wheelchair with your arms because your back is fucked and your poor; go ahead. If you have an electric because you like cake more than walking...