Xiao’s SUSSIEST Voiceline in Genshin Impact…

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  • @DreTheRonin
    @DreTheRonin 6 месяцев назад +6849

    Xiao: I can take you
    Traveler: In a fight right
    Xiao: 👹

    • @itsceskys
      @itsceskys 6 месяцев назад +147

      HELP AHAJAJAJA

    • @femboichik
      @femboichik 6 месяцев назад +187

      Aether: not in a fight right? 😏

    • @amyjamisenhi3949
      @amyjamisenhi3949 6 месяцев назад +89

      Lumine: in a fight.. r-right 😅💀

    • @renalynarceno9908
      @renalynarceno9908 6 месяцев назад +46

      Right a fight in bed😂

    • @Aizen_Sosuke999
      @Aizen_Sosuke999 6 месяцев назад +16

      AYOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @odd-doddle
    @odd-doddle 6 месяцев назад +13744

    "What do you like to do?"
    *Slaps*
    "Bro wtf"
    "You have courage. Fight me, idiot."

    • @Mckaedehara
      @Mckaedehara 6 месяцев назад +178

      Dang no replies? *slaps*

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 6 месяцев назад +97

      *slaps*

    • @CDLK-CAT
      @CDLK-CAT 6 месяцев назад +63

      Slaps

    • @burntcookies2082
      @burntcookies2082 6 месяцев назад +44

      Slaps

    • @elcfeie
      @elcfeie 6 месяцев назад +85

      Lmao why is it so unnecessarily romantic

  • @voltzzswagga5301
    @voltzzswagga5301 6 месяцев назад +4165

    You just casually ask him what he does for fun, and he's like what did you just ask?! Nah, square up!

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 6 месяцев назад +303

      Probably because he's too embarrassed to admit to playing the flute and dancing or something.

    • @inspirationalroseswashere..
      @inspirationalroseswashere.. 6 месяцев назад +34

      I can see this.

    • @alexxmichaelis5669
      @alexxmichaelis5669 6 месяцев назад +162

      Man really said in another voiceline: "How dare you insinuate I sleep at all. I'm awake all day, all night, every day, every night. Disrespectful mf"
      So to be honest I'm not surprised at this point. He really be an emo fr fr.

    • @voltzzswagga5301
      @voltzzswagga5301 6 месяцев назад +34

      @alexxmichaelis5669 I knew he was a bit of a stereotypical loner emo but this ready to fight over everything attitude I did not expect

    • @sparklight0964
      @sparklight0964 6 месяцев назад +33

      @@voltzzswagga5301Cuz he’s not some stereotypical emo like ppl make him out to be. He is a war general a yaksha who kicks ass. He’s just not a ppl person

  • @v1rzen
    @v1rzen 6 месяцев назад +10334

    man childe would LOVE this

    • @Karma_09420
      @Karma_09420 6 месяцев назад +413

      Yesss, I imagine they both fighting

    • @ItsVab
      @ItsVab 6 месяцев назад +191

      Thank you Mr. Trump, very cool!

    • @xxxyuri69
      @xxxyuri69 6 месяцев назад +179

      You both got the same pfp 💀

    • @Cajun_Seasoning
      @Cajun_Seasoning 6 месяцев назад +201

      bro i thought u replied to yourself 💀

    • @Raifi.
      @Raifi. 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@Cajun_Seasoningsame

  • @failing244
    @failing244 6 месяцев назад +1969

    Xiao is the definition of enjoying wars.

    • @Alastorthegoof
      @Alastorthegoof 6 месяцев назад +38

      True, but man,
      Xiao b4 war:
      +4 siblings
      +1 dad
      +mom
      After war:
      -4 siblings
      -1 father (stop talking a lot)
      -1 mom
      +10000 depression
      +10000000000000 trauma
      +1 mother figure (cloud retainer)

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@nobodyyoushouldcare00what is there to enjoy? Dude lost everyone and almost lost his sanity too.

    • @meluzyna7485
      @meluzyna7485 6 месяцев назад +9

      and that's why he's literally suffering everyday and is extremely hurt everytime one of his friends that died during war is mentioned, huh...
      uh have you heard about childe tho?

    • @hanbaebummie3215
      @hanbaebummie3215 6 месяцев назад

      @@AlastorthegoofNah, he didn’t lose a mom the mom is still there

    • @Kanyesouth436
      @Kanyesouth436 27 дней назад

      Guizhong....​@@hanbaebummie3215

  • @Thejonathon
    @Thejonathon  6 месяцев назад +3644

    We all need to touch some grass 😔

  • @Elisa.Bs2000
    @Elisa.Bs2000 6 месяцев назад +7451

    “How long do you think your body will last against my blows” 💀

  • @lacytaylor1501
    @lacytaylor1501 6 месяцев назад +455

    You know he only said that to sound tough, Xiao we know you like playing the flute and dancing.

    • @inconnue7589
      @inconnue7589 6 месяцев назад +10

      WHERE CAN I GET THAT INFORMATION??

    • @strawcold
      @strawcold 6 месяцев назад +91

      @@inconnue7589 There was like a Genshin ad that showed a very very short clip of Xiao playing the flute and didn't elaborate. And then the animated trailer for one of the recent concerts dropped and Xiao was there playing a flute. His lore is also like heavily associated with flutes.
      For the dancing part, his fighting style is actually based on a dancing ritual for exorcism iirc. So technically he already dances, but just to conquer demons. In his namecard, it says that he yearns for the day when he can properly dance for the sake of dancing and that he could do it to the sound of the flute that saved him.

    • @cChazukElly
      @cChazukElly 6 месяцев назад +27

      not me thinking him doing the hilichurl dance immediately

    • @inconnue7589
      @inconnue7589 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@strawcold oooh okay thanks!

    • @dorykrysz
      @dorykrysz 6 месяцев назад +16

      @lacytaylor1501 Finally found a fellow Xiao lore enthusiast here

  • @Lil_Agent-4
    @Lil_Agent-4 6 месяцев назад +1010

    “Bedtime sparring”
    It’s the least bit of joy one can feel after centuries of suffering 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @finnlyons237
    @finnlyons237 6 месяцев назад +1547

    Wanderer has a similar hobby line actually! Neither baby boy has any real hobbies so they just fight you ❤

    • @MugWitch
      @MugWitch 6 месяцев назад +171

      We need them to join a pottery class like Neuvie

    • @YumeBat
      @YumeBat 6 месяцев назад +163

      They're like "how DARE you ask me a question i cant answer in a cool way! Im gonna beat you up!" I love them 🥺

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 6 месяцев назад +127

      @@MugWitch Except they technically have hobbies from what we can see in other lines in the game. I think Wanderer took up a cooking class at least once and Xiao likes playing the flute and dancing. They're just trying to save face, although I feel like with Xiao, it's safe to assume this was the Traveler asking when they first met, I bet if they asked again he'd admit to the other less violent hobbies.

    • @inconnue7589
      @inconnue7589 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@lacytaylor1501 wait what voicelines???

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@inconnue7589 well for wanderer it's his birthday letter, he sends us food he made in a cooking class and for Xiao it's written one of the profile background, maybe the one for max companionship with him saying he wants to dance instead of the constant fighting. His flute playing can be heard up around Cloud Retainers home

  • @ivicamilica
    @ivicamilica 6 месяцев назад +130

    Traveler: so what do you do in your free time?
    Xiao: how fucking dare you, FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

  • @dreamyboi2014
    @dreamyboi2014 6 месяцев назад +370

    Xiao when he talks to the traveller:

  • @BriannaDrobot
    @BriannaDrobot 6 месяцев назад +1308

    Xiao: How long do you think your body will last against my blows?
    You mean from your weapon, right?
    Xiao:
    From your weapon, right?!

    • @rirililili
      @rirililili 6 месяцев назад +85

      What sorta weapon?🧐

    • @theghostybee
      @theghostybee 6 месяцев назад +95

      I feel like Xiao would say this to the traveler and the traveler alone, idk why.

    • @WulfstanLink
      @WulfstanLink 6 месяцев назад +16

      Oh nooooooooo

    • @Nitrecz
      @Nitrecz 6 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@theghostybeeonly lumine though

    • @theghostybee
      @theghostybee 6 месяцев назад +34

      @@Nitrecz fair and valid, they’re literally married and I do not care what anyone else has to say on the matter.

  • @rinyaskyline
    @rinyaskyline 6 месяцев назад +198

    I feel like some of these lines are phrased like this intentionally sometimes cuz there was no reason 😅

  • @heyy86
    @heyy86 6 месяцев назад +286

    This is why I'm pulling for him as soon as his banner is available today.

    • @TheRealFurinaDeFontaine
      @TheRealFurinaDeFontaine 6 месяцев назад +4

      Sob

    • @SpagnollX
      @SpagnollX 6 месяцев назад +21

      He will be pulliing for you too ;)

    • @dubannediaz5552
      @dubannediaz5552 6 месяцев назад +3

      HELL YEAH

    • @Mcds_Qiqi
      @Mcds_Qiqi 6 месяцев назад +2

      SAMEE

    • @MusicIsMyName96
      @MusicIsMyName96 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same!!! I'm buying a welkin as soon as my check hits my account🤣. Good thing I already lost my 50/50 to Cloud Retainer, now he's guaranteed😍.

  • @siddhantroy8969
    @siddhantroy8969 6 месяцев назад +119

    These guys have rotten my mind so much that I cannot even listen any sentence with a single meaning ever again💀

  • @Justme-zv5sb
    @Justme-zv5sb 6 месяцев назад +54

    “Chat, all of you are down bad”
    So are you, jonathon, so are you.

  • @somedragonbastard
    @somedragonbastard 6 месяцев назад +25

    Xiao's hobbies: fight, yell at cloud, be sad, eat almond tofu, stalk traveler

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 6 месяцев назад +60

    xiao and shenhe speak in violence with no subtext and it’s kinda adorable

  • @shadow_ph4ntom952
    @shadow_ph4ntom952 6 месяцев назад +52

    Childe would be thrilled if he heard this

  • @Froglegs-on4fy
    @Froglegs-on4fy 6 месяцев назад +58

    “What do you like to do in your free time?”
    **punches**
    “WHAT THE HELL”
    Xiao: “Fight me.”

  • @meEatBorgur
    @meEatBorgur 6 месяцев назад +31

    "Is it time to lament, chat?"
    *In Hell We Live, Lament kicks in*

    • @worldfuturestar0
      @worldfuturestar0 6 месяцев назад +1

      AJABBSBSHHSHSH MILI FAN⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @meEatBorgur
      @meEatBorgur 6 месяцев назад

      @@worldfuturestar0 WILD MILI ENJOYER SPOTTED!!

    • @Blue-ux4sk
      @Blue-ux4sk 6 месяцев назад +1

      MILI REFERENCE RAAHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥

  • @Touch-Grass-Now
    @Touch-Grass-Now 6 месяцев назад +22

    Xiao: Did you pray today?

  • @Lvlystar.
    @Lvlystar. 6 месяцев назад +119

    I can take many blows 🥺👉👈

  • @yyvI_
    @yyvI_ 3 месяца назад +19

    HEAR ME OUT.

  • @VoidBornHuman
    @VoidBornHuman 6 месяцев назад +37

    funny that Xiao thinks he could ever touch the Traveler letalone hurt them

    • @ChibiMoyashis
      @ChibiMoyashis 6 месяцев назад +27

      Honestly though, knowing him, that's not even a skill thing- it's a "I don't want to hurt this person, so I'll miss on purpose" thing. Otherwise... he'd probably still lose, but it'd be a closer call

  • @KaychanArts
    @KaychanArts 6 месяцев назад +19

    Woah
    Lil man got some big... hobbies for us to do

  • @Itz_little_qiqi
    @Itz_little_qiqi 6 месяцев назад +35

    Xiao❌giao✅

  • @jyl6495
    @jyl6495 6 месяцев назад +40

    Jon: "This is not sus! Get your brains out of the gutters!"
    Also Jon: "He just want to have a spar with us, in the bedroom, on Sunday Night😏"

    • @Rizelden
      @Rizelden 3 месяца назад

      I swear I wheezed when he said that and careless whisper started to play 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scarlettdavis12
    @scarlettdavis12 6 месяцев назад +6

    I’m simping harder for that voice line than I’ll ever be fu-

  • @JKFLY2024
    @JKFLY2024 3 месяца назад +13

    Why does Xiao sound like Zuko from Avatar?

  • @user-lo3vo5cf3b
    @user-lo3vo5cf3b 6 месяцев назад +14

    I mean in a fight, get your mind out of the gutter

  • @Lillian404
    @Lillian404 6 месяцев назад +18

    What type of fight Xiao XD

  • @theretrodragonyope
    @theretrodragonyope 6 месяцев назад +2

    Soooo, fighting is his hobby. Battle junkie.

  • @yumixiao-w
    @yumixiao-w 3 месяца назад +2

    "How long do you think YOUR BODY will last AGAINST MY BLOWS" Me asf: 😳😶😏

  • @furina47
    @furina47 6 месяцев назад +4

    "how do you think your body will last against my *BLOWS*?💀

  • @toffeeflake8672
    @toffeeflake8672 6 месяцев назад +32

    I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE XIAO 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @Itzyaboy_K-R
    @Itzyaboy_K-R 4 месяца назад +5

    Aether: "In a fight, right?..
    Xiao: "..."
    Aether: "RIGHT?!"
    Xiao: "Yes, a fight for dominance."

    • @angelchoo2508
      @angelchoo2508 Месяц назад

      Aether: "slow d-down X-Xiao"
      Xiao: "Nope"

    • @Itzyaboy_K-R
      @Itzyaboy_K-R Месяц назад

      @@angelchoo2508 YO?!

  • @Eveypies
    @Eveypies 4 месяца назад +4

    'Mr. Hot Topic' is wild 😭

  • @TravalerLumine
    @TravalerLumine 6 месяцев назад +5

    STRAIGHT TO HORNY JAIL 😭😭😭

  • @SoumeiOfficial
    @SoumeiOfficial 6 месяцев назад +7

    By the way, if you do the commission the boy, pigeon, and the duck and you feed timmy's ducks and kill all of them while they eat...timmy sees it :)

  • @constellsty6713
    @constellsty6713 5 месяцев назад +3

    this gives me: "we'll settle this catfight in the ring!" "Hmm...let's settle this in bed"

  • @ケンマ
    @ケンマ 4 месяца назад +2

    "Fight me, how long do you think your body will last against my blows?"
    - Xiao

  • @r.a.i.n7558
    @r.a.i.n7558 3 месяца назад +5

    And here i thought i was the only one who found this voiceline sus *_*

  • @kyokosakura4354
    @kyokosakura4354 6 месяцев назад +5

    That mini Skateboard edit haha love it 😂❤

  • @morgansingh5032
    @morgansingh5032 4 месяца назад +2

    “Get your head out of the gutters!”
    “My head is too far in…… nAUr GaUrIn BoCk NaUr”

  • @wlfecipse5751
    @wlfecipse5751 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Get your brains out of the gutter"
    Get *your* brain out of the gutter, you thought of the same thing I did man

  • @Evillious_Oracle
    @Evillious_Oracle 6 месяцев назад +3

    He just wants to spar and test your endurance and stamina! Nothing sussy!
    Though I must say, my guy needs to find more hobbies...

  • @fiiishyx_0
    @fiiishyx_0 2 месяца назад +2

    At least his choice of words aren’t as bad as Lisa’s
    “When it comes to wet enemies, I’ve got them covered”

  • @Blanma-yaoi
    @Blanma-yaoi 6 месяцев назад +5

    Zy0x should hear this voice line he will be happy

  • @hernoobgaming887
    @hernoobgaming887 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wait til Childe hears this. That dude never gets tired of fighting. Lol

  • @just.gemmarooni
    @just.gemmarooni 6 месяцев назад +5

    THERE IS NO WAY THAT LINE WASN'T INTENTIONALLY WRITTEN LIKE THAT

  • @the_real_tabby
    @the_real_tabby 3 месяца назад +2

    Xiao is the conqueror of demons be he is also the conqueror of bodies

  • @kisarafan123
    @kisarafan123 4 месяца назад +1

    Wasnt expecting to see a turtle 😭😂

  • @ahyuyuyu6949
    @ahyuyuyu6949 3 месяца назад +1

    I can picture Childe approaching Xiao with a mischievous grin.

  • @qualifiedxiaosimp
    @qualifiedxiaosimp 6 месяцев назад

    dude i became a xiao main a few days ago and as a HUGE xiao simp i cannot even begin to describe how much i was fangirling over this voiceline

  • @Eyrenni
    @Eyrenni 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sunday night? No no no. There's no sense in that. Sunday is for recuperating. Do it Saturday, like a sane person.

  • @spyder9394
    @spyder9394 6 месяцев назад +2

    oh- I thought it was funny cuz he was basically like, "you wanna know what I like to do?
    Fight me."

  • @mrdemisbiggestsimp
    @mrdemisbiggestsimp 6 месяцев назад +2

    “COME AT ME”

  • @Nahidawishmaster
    @Nahidawishmaster 6 месяцев назад +14

    'IT IS NOT SUS' me with female MC

    • @ChaseWood-_def_gay_
      @ChaseWood-_def_gay_ 6 месяцев назад +8

      It is extra SUS for me with male MC

    • @The_queen_of_radish
      @The_queen_of_radish 6 месяцев назад +6

      BUT THE MALE MC LOOKS MORE FEMALE THAN THE FEMALE MC FOR SOME REASON

    • @jettsteel7305
      @jettsteel7305 5 часов назад

      ​@@The_queen_of_radishHonestly, true 😭

  • @Rizelden
    @Rizelden 3 месяца назад +2

    XIAO CHILL!!! I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVO WITH YOU 😭😭😭

  • @GenshinPlayerGrrrrrrrrrr
    @GenshinPlayerGrrrrrrrrrr Месяц назад +1

    Bros gonna hit us with his long spea-

  • @inamakiissocuteicant124
    @inamakiissocuteicant124 Месяц назад +1

    Hoyoverse really knew what they were doing

  • @LeBeau_42
    @LeBeau_42 6 месяцев назад +1

    Traveler: "So... Hobbies?"
    Xiao: *TATAKAE*

  • @jasmine4304
    @jasmine4304 2 месяца назад +1

    Lumine: What are your hobbies??
    Xiao: *blows Lumine*

  • @HuTaoTakami
    @HuTaoTakami 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hey I wasn't thinking dirty either don't worry 😂

  • @MelonTurtle28
    @MelonTurtle28 Месяц назад +1

    I love how he says Xiao "zhiao"

  • @zechariah22
    @zechariah22 5 дней назад +1

    Xiao will deal mamy blows . . . to your back
    Xiao is gonna blow your back out

  • @Tomodachi_14
    @Tomodachi_14 5 месяцев назад +1

    We need to see Xiao fight/talk to Wanderer

  • @Suited_Nat
    @Suited_Nat 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me remembering his old idle voiced line was just him screaming in agony like what 😭

  • @Xkibutsuji
    @Xkibutsuji 6 месяцев назад

    I got xiao today and I cried so hard because I love him so much :D

  • @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm
    @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm 6 месяцев назад +1

    The way he pronounces “ Xiao ” tickles my ears 😂

  • @TheAnimeLover267
    @TheAnimeLover267 2 месяца назад +1

    Why does he sound like Zuko from Avatar the last airbender....🩻

  • @Miracle4thdayMiracle4thday123
    @Miracle4thdayMiracle4thday123 25 дней назад

    Xiao go me over here blushin😂😂

  • @jasminemcgee8883
    @jasminemcgee8883 День назад

    HE SOUNDS LIKE UZI WHEN HE SAID FIGHT ME BUT NOT BITE ME

  • @Jiyoung-zp6vd
    @Jiyoung-zp6vd 4 месяца назад

    You just raised my expectations about a Sunday night

  • @NotAcro
    @NotAcro 5 месяцев назад +1

    He’s been hanging out with Childe

  • @dchandra887
    @dchandra887 6 месяцев назад

    Took me three takes to understand that 'ayyoo chat'😮,.... I always see my ciao baby as innocent so nothing else comes to mind😂😂❤

  • @Akuma_97_909
    @Akuma_97_909 4 месяца назад

    The way you said " he wants to spar with us in the bedroom on Sunday night"
    That I was trying really hard not to laugh infront of my family 😂😂😂

  • @Namikohoshi
    @Namikohoshi 5 месяцев назад

    me a xiao main: I love taking his blows when we spar

  • @Pancakes_YF
    @Pancakes_YF 6 месяцев назад

    Man's giving backshots

  • @fl4vourless_bask3t.
    @fl4vourless_bask3t. 6 месяцев назад

    “how long do you think your body will last my blows?” not long but we can keep going from there

  • @sylv1a_gaming
    @sylv1a_gaming 6 месяцев назад

    Xiao sounds like he's turning xxx into a fight club style movie

  • @saioutakuma
    @saioutakuma 6 месяцев назад

    “Fite me” so on brand 😂

  • @joshuajacque2416
    @joshuajacque2416 6 месяцев назад +4

    Best boy

  • @SillyKitty_gacha
    @SillyKitty_gacha 6 месяцев назад

    "Fight me."

  • @celestemonson4879
    @celestemonson4879 6 месяцев назад

    I was down bad the moment we met him in the game for the first time. I have literally pre-farmed him and am about to pull. Wish me luck

  • @ladyonyx3811
    @ladyonyx3811 6 месяцев назад +1

    as a Xiao main, and a Lumine player...i would fight him any day...everyday...and maybe eventually a different sort sparring will happen. hmmm, I think hed be very distracted under the right circumstances

  • @TravelerSaniar
    @TravelerSaniar 6 месяцев назад +2

    I want to know how many people know that lament is an actual word and is not just the voice line of that one guy from that one anime game made for kids. (I'm not flaming genshin, i love genshin. I'm just describing it as how a non-genshin player would)

    • @YumeBat
      @YumeBat 6 месяцев назад +4

      Mf who DOESNT know "lament" is a word?? Now im concerned cus this aint even my first lenguage 😭

  • @tammythehashira3264
    @tammythehashira3264 19 дней назад

    Not the Sunday night

  • @BOOZHUOXIMoe
    @BOOZHUOXIMoe 6 месяцев назад

    Urgghhhh! Those memories so dark

  • @NorthernDragon100
    @NorthernDragon100 6 месяцев назад +1

    ”Djao”

  • @wind_of_wind
    @wind_of_wind 5 месяцев назад

    I struggled so hard trying not to choke on my mtn dew

  • @breathair69420
    @breathair69420 6 месяцев назад +10

    Bro really told you to square up.

  • @lark1252
    @lark1252 6 месяцев назад

    JON HASN’T SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?!

  • @xcqute
    @xcqute 5 месяцев назад

    THE MOMENT I REALIZEDDDDD😭

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 6 месяцев назад

    *mouth wide in shock*

  • @cjofulue5218
    @cjofulue5218 6 месяцев назад

    Can't believe i was here when our boi Jon was visibly quaking at Ying'er and her sus voicelines. Now he's the one instigating the sus. Oh how time flies😂😂😂

  • @66DoodleGal
    @66DoodleGal 6 месяцев назад

    He saves that line for Lumine

  • @andy_jung97
    @andy_jung97 6 месяцев назад

    Damn! Just checked and he was voiced by a lady named Laila Berzins. How cool is that !!