Man really said in another voiceline: "How dare you insinuate I sleep at all. I'm awake all day, all night, every day, every night. Disrespectful mf" So to be honest I'm not surprised at this point. He really be an emo fr fr.
@@voltzzswagga5301Cuz he’s not some stereotypical emo like ppl make him out to be. He is a war general a yaksha who kicks ass. He’s just not a ppl person
and that's why he's literally suffering everyday and is extremely hurt everytime one of his friends that died during war is mentioned, huh... uh have you heard about childe tho?
@@inconnue7589 There was like a Genshin ad that showed a very very short clip of Xiao playing the flute and didn't elaborate. And then the animated trailer for one of the recent concerts dropped and Xiao was there playing a flute. His lore is also like heavily associated with flutes. For the dancing part, his fighting style is actually based on a dancing ritual for exorcism iirc. So technically he already dances, but just to conquer demons. In his namecard, it says that he yearns for the day when he can properly dance for the sake of dancing and that he could do it to the sound of the flute that saved him.
@@MugWitch Except they technically have hobbies from what we can see in other lines in the game. I think Wanderer took up a cooking class at least once and Xiao likes playing the flute and dancing. They're just trying to save face, although I feel like with Xiao, it's safe to assume this was the Traveler asking when they first met, I bet if they asked again he'd admit to the other less violent hobbies.
@@inconnue7589 well for wanderer it's his birthday letter, he sends us food he made in a cooking class and for Xiao it's written one of the profile background, maybe the one for max companionship with him saying he wants to dance instead of the constant fighting. His flute playing can be heard up around Cloud Retainers home
Honestly though, knowing him, that's not even a skill thing- it's a "I don't want to hurt this person, so I'll miss on purpose" thing. Otherwise... he'd probably still lose, but it'd be a closer call
as a Xiao main, and a Lumine player...i would fight him any day...everyday...and maybe eventually a different sort sparring will happen. hmmm, I think hed be very distracted under the right circumstances
I want to know how many people know that lament is an actual word and is not just the voice line of that one guy from that one anime game made for kids. (I'm not flaming genshin, i love genshin. I'm just describing it as how a non-genshin player would)
Can't believe i was here when our boi Jon was visibly quaking at Ying'er and her sus voicelines. Now he's the one instigating the sus. Oh how time flies😂😂😂
Xiao: I can take you
Traveler: In a fight right
Xiao: 👹
HELP AHAJAJAJA
Aether: not in a fight right? 😏
Lumine: in a fight.. r-right 😅💀
Right a fight in bed😂
AYOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀
"What do you like to do?"
*Slaps*
"Bro wtf"
"You have courage. Fight me, idiot."
Dang no replies? *slaps*
*slaps*
Slaps
Slaps
Lmao why is it so unnecessarily romantic
You just casually ask him what he does for fun, and he's like what did you just ask?! Nah, square up!
Probably because he's too embarrassed to admit to playing the flute and dancing or something.
I can see this.
Man really said in another voiceline: "How dare you insinuate I sleep at all. I'm awake all day, all night, every day, every night. Disrespectful mf"
So to be honest I'm not surprised at this point. He really be an emo fr fr.
@alexxmichaelis5669 I knew he was a bit of a stereotypical loner emo but this ready to fight over everything attitude I did not expect
@@voltzzswagga5301Cuz he’s not some stereotypical emo like ppl make him out to be. He is a war general a yaksha who kicks ass. He’s just not a ppl person
man childe would LOVE this
Yesss, I imagine they both fighting
Thank you Mr. Trump, very cool!
You both got the same pfp 💀
bro i thought u replied to yourself 💀
@@Cajun_Seasoningsame
Xiao is the definition of enjoying wars.
True, but man,
Xiao b4 war:
+4 siblings
+1 dad
+mom
After war:
-4 siblings
-1 father (stop talking a lot)
-1 mom
+10000 depression
+10000000000000 trauma
+1 mother figure (cloud retainer)
@@nobodyyoushouldcare00what is there to enjoy? Dude lost everyone and almost lost his sanity too.
and that's why he's literally suffering everyday and is extremely hurt everytime one of his friends that died during war is mentioned, huh...
uh have you heard about childe tho?
@@AlastorthegoofNah, he didn’t lose a mom the mom is still there
Guizhong....@@hanbaebummie3215
We all need to touch some grass 😔
Touch dendro
i refuse
@@HandlesIThoughtOfWereAllTaken
Same
Grass cannot save us all from the horny
JJJJJJJIAO
“How long do you think your body will last against my blows” 💀
💀
The profile picture really completes it
💀
🪦
long long time
You know he only said that to sound tough, Xiao we know you like playing the flute and dancing.
WHERE CAN I GET THAT INFORMATION??
@@inconnue7589 There was like a Genshin ad that showed a very very short clip of Xiao playing the flute and didn't elaborate. And then the animated trailer for one of the recent concerts dropped and Xiao was there playing a flute. His lore is also like heavily associated with flutes.
For the dancing part, his fighting style is actually based on a dancing ritual for exorcism iirc. So technically he already dances, but just to conquer demons. In his namecard, it says that he yearns for the day when he can properly dance for the sake of dancing and that he could do it to the sound of the flute that saved him.
not me thinking him doing the hilichurl dance immediately
@@strawcold oooh okay thanks!
@lacytaylor1501 Finally found a fellow Xiao lore enthusiast here
“Bedtime sparring”
It’s the least bit of joy one can feel after centuries of suffering 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh god-
🤣
Oh dear 😂😂😂
NAHHHHHH💀💀💀
LMBOO
Wanderer has a similar hobby line actually! Neither baby boy has any real hobbies so they just fight you ❤
We need them to join a pottery class like Neuvie
They're like "how DARE you ask me a question i cant answer in a cool way! Im gonna beat you up!" I love them 🥺
@@MugWitch Except they technically have hobbies from what we can see in other lines in the game. I think Wanderer took up a cooking class at least once and Xiao likes playing the flute and dancing. They're just trying to save face, although I feel like with Xiao, it's safe to assume this was the Traveler asking when they first met, I bet if they asked again he'd admit to the other less violent hobbies.
@@lacytaylor1501 wait what voicelines???
@@inconnue7589 well for wanderer it's his birthday letter, he sends us food he made in a cooking class and for Xiao it's written one of the profile background, maybe the one for max companionship with him saying he wants to dance instead of the constant fighting. His flute playing can be heard up around Cloud Retainers home
Traveler: so what do you do in your free time?
Xiao: how fucking dare you, FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW
Xiao when he talks to the traveller:
Real
@@theghostybeeReal
I don't get it? Is Mr.xiao.. sparring with the traveler on daily basis?😨
@@YosanoADA....
Real
Xiao: How long do you think your body will last against my blows?
You mean from your weapon, right?
Xiao:
From your weapon, right?!
What sorta weapon?🧐
I feel like Xiao would say this to the traveler and the traveler alone, idk why.
Oh nooooooooo
@@theghostybeeonly lumine though
@@Nitrecz fair and valid, they’re literally married and I do not care what anyone else has to say on the matter.
I feel like some of these lines are phrased like this intentionally sometimes cuz there was no reason 😅
This is why I'm pulling for him as soon as his banner is available today.
Sob
He will be pulliing for you too ;)
HELL YEAH
SAMEE
Same!!! I'm buying a welkin as soon as my check hits my account🤣. Good thing I already lost my 50/50 to Cloud Retainer, now he's guaranteed😍.
These guys have rotten my mind so much that I cannot even listen any sentence with a single meaning ever again💀
“Chat, all of you are down bad”
So are you, jonathon, so are you.
Xiao's hobbies: fight, yell at cloud, be sad, eat almond tofu, stalk traveler
xiao and shenhe speak in violence with no subtext and it’s kinda adorable
Childe would be thrilled if he heard this
“What do you like to do in your free time?”
**punches**
“WHAT THE HELL”
Xiao: “Fight me.”
"Is it time to lament, chat?"
*In Hell We Live, Lament kicks in*
AJABBSBSHHSHSH MILI FAN⁉️⁉️⁉️
@@worldfuturestar0 WILD MILI ENJOYER SPOTTED!!
MILI REFERENCE RAAHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥
Xiao: Did you pray today?
I can take many blows 🥺👉👈
Same-I mean👉👈
AYOOOOOO FBI
💀
FBI OPEN UP
bruh💀💀💀
HEAR ME OUT.
funny that Xiao thinks he could ever touch the Traveler letalone hurt them
Honestly though, knowing him, that's not even a skill thing- it's a "I don't want to hurt this person, so I'll miss on purpose" thing. Otherwise... he'd probably still lose, but it'd be a closer call
Woah
Lil man got some big... hobbies for us to do
Xiao❌giao✅
Jon: "This is not sus! Get your brains out of the gutters!"
Also Jon: "He just want to have a spar with us, in the bedroom, on Sunday Night😏"
I swear I wheezed when he said that and careless whisper started to play 🤣🤣🤣
I’m simping harder for that voice line than I’ll ever be fu-
Why does Xiao sound like Zuko from Avatar?
I mean in a fight, get your mind out of the gutter
Irl Xiao located
.... 👍
What type of fight Xiao XD
Soooo, fighting is his hobby. Battle junkie.
"How long do you think YOUR BODY will last AGAINST MY BLOWS" Me asf: 😳😶😏
"how do you think your body will last against my *BLOWS*?💀
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE XIAO 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Aether: "In a fight, right?..
Xiao: "..."
Aether: "RIGHT?!"
Xiao: "Yes, a fight for dominance."
Aether: "slow d-down X-Xiao"
Xiao: "Nope"
@@angelchoo2508 YO?!
'Mr. Hot Topic' is wild 😭
STRAIGHT TO HORNY JAIL 😭😭😭
Sentence: *D E A T H*
By the way, if you do the commission the boy, pigeon, and the duck and you feed timmy's ducks and kill all of them while they eat...timmy sees it :)
this gives me: "we'll settle this catfight in the ring!" "Hmm...let's settle this in bed"
"Fight me, how long do you think your body will last against my blows?"
- Xiao
And here i thought i was the only one who found this voiceline sus *_*
That mini Skateboard edit haha love it 😂❤
“Get your head out of the gutters!”
“My head is too far in…… nAUr GaUrIn BoCk NaUr”
"Get your brains out of the gutter"
Get *your* brain out of the gutter, you thought of the same thing I did man
He just wants to spar and test your endurance and stamina! Nothing sussy!
Though I must say, my guy needs to find more hobbies...
At least his choice of words aren’t as bad as Lisa’s
“When it comes to wet enemies, I’ve got them covered”
Zy0x should hear this voice line he will be happy
Wait til Childe hears this. That dude never gets tired of fighting. Lol
THERE IS NO WAY THAT LINE WASN'T INTENTIONALLY WRITTEN LIKE THAT
Xiao is the conqueror of demons be he is also the conqueror of bodies
Wasnt expecting to see a turtle 😭😂
I can picture Childe approaching Xiao with a mischievous grin.
dude i became a xiao main a few days ago and as a HUGE xiao simp i cannot even begin to describe how much i was fangirling over this voiceline
Sunday night? No no no. There's no sense in that. Sunday is for recuperating. Do it Saturday, like a sane person.
oh- I thought it was funny cuz he was basically like, "you wanna know what I like to do?
Fight me."
“COME AT ME”
'IT IS NOT SUS' me with female MC
It is extra SUS for me with male MC
BUT THE MALE MC LOOKS MORE FEMALE THAN THE FEMALE MC FOR SOME REASON
@@The_queen_of_radishHonestly, true 😭
XIAO CHILL!!! I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVO WITH YOU 😭😭😭
Bros gonna hit us with his long spea-
Hoyoverse really knew what they were doing
Traveler: "So... Hobbies?"
Xiao: *TATAKAE*
Lumine: What are your hobbies??
Xiao: *blows Lumine*
Hey I wasn't thinking dirty either don't worry 😂
I love how he says Xiao "zhiao"
Xiao will deal mamy blows . . . to your back
Xiao is gonna blow your back out
We need to see Xiao fight/talk to Wanderer
Me remembering his old idle voiced line was just him screaming in agony like what 😭
I got xiao today and I cried so hard because I love him so much :D
The way he pronounces “ Xiao ” tickles my ears 😂
Why does he sound like Zuko from Avatar the last airbender....🩻
Xiao go me over here blushin😂😂
HE SOUNDS LIKE UZI WHEN HE SAID FIGHT ME BUT NOT BITE ME
You just raised my expectations about a Sunday night
He’s been hanging out with Childe
Took me three takes to understand that 'ayyoo chat'😮,.... I always see my ciao baby as innocent so nothing else comes to mind😂😂❤
The way you said " he wants to spar with us in the bedroom on Sunday night"
That I was trying really hard not to laugh infront of my family 😂😂😂
me a xiao main: I love taking his blows when we spar
Man's giving backshots
“how long do you think your body will last my blows?” not long but we can keep going from there
Xiao sounds like he's turning xxx into a fight club style movie
“Fite me” so on brand 😂
Best boy
"Fight me."
I was down bad the moment we met him in the game for the first time. I have literally pre-farmed him and am about to pull. Wish me luck
as a Xiao main, and a Lumine player...i would fight him any day...everyday...and maybe eventually a different sort sparring will happen. hmmm, I think hed be very distracted under the right circumstances
I want to know how many people know that lament is an actual word and is not just the voice line of that one guy from that one anime game made for kids. (I'm not flaming genshin, i love genshin. I'm just describing it as how a non-genshin player would)
Mf who DOESNT know "lament" is a word?? Now im concerned cus this aint even my first lenguage 😭
Not the Sunday night
Urgghhhh! Those memories so dark
”Djao”
I struggled so hard trying not to choke on my mtn dew
Bro really told you to square up.
JON HASN’T SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?!
THE MOMENT I REALIZEDDDDD😭
*mouth wide in shock*
Can't believe i was here when our boi Jon was visibly quaking at Ying'er and her sus voicelines. Now he's the one instigating the sus. Oh how time flies😂😂😂
He saves that line for Lumine
Damn! Just checked and he was voiced by a lady named Laila Berzins. How cool is that !!