Could I Survive Every 5 Star Ultimate in Genshin Impact...
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- Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024
- I Ranked Every 5 Star Genshin Characters Burst based on how likely I would survive them and the results were... surprising...
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Venti burst in lore is a black hole with his gnosis you would die if he had his gnosis you might not if he did not have his gnosis
I saw video like this before from Russian youtuber, but for all characters, not only 5st. Well, that was funny! 😅😅😅
Albedo btw will be in the next version in the alternative banner from mondstadt
8.00- 8.06 - wt...
are you a singer!?
Waiting for your version of wildfire from hsr! 😅
Bruh Yae’s lightning strike is a lightning strike dragon so can you survive a lightning strike with the force of a dragon
Furina’s burst is essentially just her turning on some lights and then throwing an aggressive amount of alcohol at you and intoxicating you - hence the “revelry” state
🤣
“Nothing some dr*gs can’t fix!”
@@leoliuyanhai 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆
@@Thejonathonhello
@@ThejonathonA bit too late, but as a 🤓, I cannot pass the chance to 🤓 out.
You cannot just duck under Diluc's burst and walk out of it. It also burn everything underneath and drag you along before throw you upward at the end of the travel. So even if you ducked, you still gonna eat most of damage.
Venti's burst create an "eye of storm", so you would have the authentic experience of getting sucked into a storm. Air pressure, lack of oxygen, and the wind blade either cut like real life or you might've ended up being in similar state to Jujutsu Kaisen's Sukuna's victims. I am not sure that is survivable...
About Neuvi's burst, he opens a portal to pumped up water from the depth of ocean. If Goblin Slayer's scroll of portal trick is anything to go by, that is essentially a guaranteed death sentence.
Fun fact: fireworks are technically just decorative bombs. Yoimiya’s is probably what some people expect klee’s to like.
But fireworks could blow off limbs and cause drastic burns
So could bombs🤖
Its the fire arrow that would most likely kill you.
I know several amputees who lost their legs and hands from fireworks and they were tiny compared to that
@@lowliethxd1471literally yes. The only chance of survival is Yoi missing the firework which sometimes she does in the game too lol. Just dash fast in real life then u can live without burning and getting smashed
"Would you live?"
Nah, I'd die.
The eula part reminded me of him
Nah, I'd win
I would survive some of the hydro, anemo and dendro characters
Beat me to it
Eula reminded me of go/j/o
“If he coughs one more time he dies all I have to do is sneeze on him” IM DEAD 💀
Fr 💀💀
- Baizhu, Feb 2024
So is baizhu
😂😂😂
EXACTLY💀
Don’t underestimate Neuvillette’s burst, it’s essentially drowning you into the depths of the sea and then attacking you with brutal water pressure force. Definitely get killed by that
People really underestimate water pressure and just how much water can weigh…
pfft reminds me of the first time i got into a pool
I thought I was gonna die.... then I remember I can stand
... that was so embarassing
Neu stans at it 💀
Regular idi0t neuv fan gay
same furina but her's is even more deadly
I think he completely forgot that Diluc's bird DRAGS YOU ALONG.
Not if it misses
It drags those tiny slimes so I don’t think it matters how much you duck
And the ground around him actually explodes picking up large rocks from the ground. So unless you know how to dodge the explosion then you gotta worry about the giant bird.
He slashes, the bird drags you along, and then it explodes. Everyone misses that part.
@@x.Laura2023.x bro it also takes almost every elite mob maybe not for the full attack but for 1 full second at least
Good video. Small things to point out.
1. Third-degree burns can cause you to die. It is possible to die if you don't get treatment for burns, because they're that serious. Not to mention his burst drags you along with it. Diluc should be would likely die.
2. Venti's burst might not be a black hole, but it is certainly an air vacuum, which already causes lack of oxygen. If you add in low air pressure and the possible factor that there might be wind blades tearing at you, you would die. would likely die.
3. YOU ARE NOT SURVIVING FIREWORKS, THEY ARE LITERALLY PRETTY BOMBS. ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS WITHOUT IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY CARE, STOP COPING. 100% DED
‘Venti’s hole’ noooo
@@cryptidsystem890 NO HORNY
NO NO NO KEEP IT FAMILY FRIENDLY@@cryptidsystem890
Yae's burst too 💀 that is not "would likely die", is "101% dead"
@@BYEmEEEFR. I am COOKED.
Venti: summons a blackhole
Jon: maybe cuts and bruises
spaghettification is NOT optimal for surviving
A black hole that big would suck up the whole planet tho 😭
Brotha im a venti main. His burst isn't actually a black hole or anything like that but instead just strong wind currents just pushing everything inside, the black core is likely an design choice so it doesn't look weird. In reality, it would throw you, hitting around and would probably cause your head to spin for a long time or something. Some broken bones at best. So if it comes to staying alive, it would be mostly surviving (unless you slam on the ground straight headwards which would be a rare position in such currents)
@user-zm5sp2vy3m its kind of a vortex
@@DhrubaSau I am not exactly an expert when it comes to details of the characters' attacks, so I'm not very sure exactly what the black thingy he summons is, but it just doesn't look very safe to me.
Does noone here know of dust devils? They are small tornadoes that usually last several seconds at Best but can RIP out an entire roof or cut a person into two. If Jon can survivor six seconds of that except that instead of spiral motion we get suction that gathers all wind around a person then it like being attavked from all sides. You're bot surviving that.
10% chance of surviving after being struck by lightning
Yae: “Are you sure little one?”
also to get the probability of living assuming like he saod the chance to live through a lightning strike is 10% then you take it to the power of 4 for all attacks and it's 0.0001% chance... but sure 0.5...
The look of amused contempt she makes would be enough to take him out, let alone the lightning.
The chance of surviving a lightning strike is 90% kek, 10% is the mortality rate
Actually if you read the Google search, it says "Only about 10% of people who are struck by lightning are killed" .d
"Sorry bro, but nothing lasts forever..." *procedes to shock you more three times*
Btw, Xiao’s mask canonically would literally give you something like stage 2-3 cancer if you’re near him too long
Also, Yoimiya’s burst at the start is just a firework, the effect however makes her deal more damage and if someone else hits you you explode
Thats crazy 😭
Omfg 😭😭
Is it because of corrosion or am I missing some lore here?😭
@@lipalipz6924 iirc it is the dead God remains which makes him suffer for eternity(karmic binds something, its been so long i forgot lol)
he likes to stay alone coz others might get affected by it(we are not affected by it so he is glad we gives him company)
N-neuvillette b-bath water?…😨
Listen i- i can explain...
@@ThejonathonExplain then lmao
@@Thejonathon Please explain yourself then
I'd drink it tbh, shit must taste AMAZING
HELP TIME STAMP PLEASE
10:23 Just a firework? A group of kids at my school got together and set one off, and didn't run away and a few of them were in the hospital for weeks with third degree burns, and that's a few fireworks so it would do even more so i don't think you're surviving.
My dad had put one down the pants of one of his friends, and the explosion was devastating.
@@plaidhatter1674 What type of prank is that?!?!?
@@HappyXIDthe "1st degree murder" prank
Well, I think being hospitalized and *_surviving with 3rd degree burns_* is still surviving, nonetheless.
@@VenThusiaistthat if u get immediate help, what are the scenarios actually? We didn't establish this lol
5:21 I mean Qiqi’s skill could put like a seal on you, and everytime she attacks you, she’s get HP. So it like she’s stealing your life source.
the fact the obliterated section was called signoras ashes before 💀
LMAO I DIDN'T NOTICE THANKS AJSJSJSJWJEKDKFK
When?
@@AdamOuaskar0:25
@@silliest-astro dw i found it
okay but the thing with yae miko's one is the lightning is purple, which is 5 times hotter than the sun so you're gonna be instantly vaporized
That's not how it works. Lightning colour is mostly determined by the properties of air it travels through. Red and purple lightning indicate heavy moisture in the air, that's why they are the most common lightning colours.
@@opswhyyou7216 oh well the more you know i guess
@ToltecSunGod But you're right about its temperature. Normal human probably will get vaporized by miko's lightning. That shit's WIDE. Real world lightning bolt I think is only a few centimeters wide. And miko's lightning can sustain longer than a real lightning bolt.
It doesn't even matter if its hotter or not. The electricity would still definitely kill you, especially if we consider 4 consecutive strikes
Nahida’s doman expansion line literally says “make yourself at home” I mean don’t mind if I do
"Can a man live without his lower torso"
I dunno, ask Gojo
💀
Or Maul.
He survived @@Jackson-ub1uv
Fun fact when Hu Tao’s ult hit the enemy there will be a double image of the enemy which implies that Hu Tao’s ult can directly burn your soul
That sounds like instant death to me
But you saw the range of her burst like just jump backwards or smth
I love that you were considering dying to frostbite the moment you got hit by Ganyu's ice shards and not the fact that you'd literally get impaled by them.
And isn't Xiao letting his karma run free once he dons his mask? Because if that's the case, I'm pretty sure you'd die to the karma immediately (considering that you don't have a vision). Nevermind the spears.
But I always love such 'what if' scenarios
yep, that Karma is a deadly poison to anyone who doesn't have a vision, his Karma is so tainted that just being near him when it's not suppressed is enough to get you lethally ill. even if you survived his attacks afterwards and ran away, you're already poisoned, you've just consigned yourself to a slow and agonizing death
Wriothesley's burst instantly dead, but I would let him tbh.
Mood 😆
Real
you're so real for that
...
most normal genshin simp
14:01 Itto literally punched through a dimensional barrier. Imagine him with a Club
Itto wasnt even serious... full potential Itto could be on par or even greater than Xiao
@@stressedhaish69420 all you would need to do is say you have Ms. Hina
@@stressedhaish69420je was definitily serious kuki stated that he used all his strenght for do that and he passed out for the drawback
But imagine if he had murderous intent with that punch@@massimilianoreali4398
@@stressedhaish69420well...he fainted after doing the 1 punch and was knocked out for the rest of the quest 💀
10:25
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST... A firework IS A BOMB
It's funny to imagine him blowing up and dying after clapping to the fireworks lol
"Daddy Zhongli, hmmm this is gonna be a hard one chat." *waits patiently* *moves him to 100% would die*
Ayato's slash is just so fast, if you go frame by frame you can see the petal getting split lmao
The categories for me:
Absolutely Annihilated
99.99% Death
Might be dead
Clap and Dies
50/50
Could be alive
Definitely alive
Clap and you live
THE THUMBNAIL IM CRYING
I loved whenever you leaned back after a definite kill ultimate as if there was a chance 😂
Funfact: Winds going fast to the point of slashing your skin will probably suffocate you more than anything like if we want to include air pressure and velocity😭 (I'm talking about Venti btw)
That's what I thought! Just thinking about it already hurt my skin...
@@Mrs.ragnvindr31 i was genuinely shocked he said he'd survive just cuz its a few cuts😭😭
@@user-fc7st1nu9m yeahh man, water pressure, wind pressure, those things both can cut u easily with just enough pressure...... I guess people tend to forget because water and wind under normal circumstances are pretty tame
@@Mrs.ragnvindr31 like really given if those things are strong enought to cut you then as soon as you get cut you're being peeled liked a banana thats a TERRIFYING way to go
@@user-fc7st1nu9m it wouldn't be just a few cuts but he'd probably live if he gets immediate medical attention, same with a fair bit of these cutting ones
Kazuha and Kokomi both suffering that their ults are buffs, like Kokomi's ult is how i start slapping enemies in half while also healing you, which can cause more damage depending on what's on her. But the moment she casts isn't when you're getting hurt.
Except Kazuha's burst is called Kazuha Slash because he does a huge slash at the beginning that would definitely cut a person in half. I think people are seriously underestimating the power of the wind.
@@kitamibureallll aloy shouldve been in obliterated imo
Venti and Diluc are 100% death, Venti literally summons an black hole, And Diluc... Well, if you look at his burst animation you can see that before the phoenix starts to appear, he hits with his sword, then the phoenix appears, he would burn you only for the part where the phoenix goes up, you receive fall damage
Venti dosent summon a black hole, he summons a wind vacuum, still you would probably die from venti's, diluc is also 100% death, a fire phoenix that drags you with it, throws you up, and then you fall down, 100% deceased.
@@leowlbxliterally slash dmg, burn dmg and then fall dmg....
@@leowlbxVenti summons an eye of the storm, the all devouring narwhal summons a black hole which is called an eye of the maelstrom
@@user-fc7st1nu9m an eye of the storm is made of wind, it's a vacuum 100% because if it was an actual black hole, even a controlled one it would just 1 shot everything, and black holes have no relation to wind and venti dosent have gravity powers or something.
@@leowlbx blackholes can also be created by the direct collapse of gases in space which are called "direct collapse black holes" and wind describes the movement of air and gases
It also doesn't have to one shot everything so long as the purpose remains true to suck everything into the "eye" which is the center
If you have a Mitachurl’s wooden shield you’ll live anything
I love how he thinks he could survive literal gods' blasts. 💀
Literally 💀 bro thins he cant survive klee but can survive Venti💀
@@szngenshinim crying cuz he said hed survive a few cuts but if wind is strong enough cut your skin then a few cuts is the least you should worry about😭
First being thrown about, secondly you have to worry about suffocation and third, his flesh will literally being torn off his body😭😭😭 I'd say Venti's is the scariest to die from
@@user-fc7st1nu9mthats is just a fictional character so don't be delusional 🤣
thats is just a fictional character so don't be delusional 🤣
@@jayph9082 hope you realize we're talking abt if we were in the fictional game and the bursty comes right at us :)
"If i sneezed on baizhu he is dead" bro didnt even hesitate which made it even more amazing
Bro... Xaio kills you 100%of the time. I am sorry. But in his story it says if you WITNESS him fighting you die as collateral damage
Agreed
Fr!
he’s not doing this lore wise.
First two characters in and I already know this video is about him trying to convince chat he can survive a nuke
REAL 😭😭
"It's just a firework" have you ever been hit point blank with a firework mortar? They're just bombs, the only difference is it's with fancy chemicals
If you got hit by Keqing's ult, you would not be sashimi, you would be thoroughly cooked.
4:40 if I was put through Keqing burst I would definitely understand signora’s struggle
NOT SIGNORA 😭😭🙏
"'That's a firework'? That's a bomb!"
Fireworks are bombs! That's it. Fireworks are just socially acceptable bombs.
People underestimate just how dangerous high water pressure is
Just so you know, if you get hit by a firework, you die.
Or at least very very badly burned
I don’t think we really have any chance of survival for Venti. It’s not “literally a black hole” but the wind is strong enough for light to struggle to escape it, given that it’s almost completely dark in the center.
0:07 excuse me??
LEAVE.
Nah, I would
💀
Would love to see you doing this for their elemental skills next
Nahida is 100% dead, you'll have plants bursting out of every hole in your body Alien style for the next 30 seconds
“My cheeks would be clapped by Zhongli’s meatball”…… hm
the fact that childes burst is acually salt water miiiiight hurt. . .
It is??
never let bro cook again 💀
Ventis burst as a fart …I can’t unsee that thank you.
venti used wind to shape mondstat’s mountains, he SPLIT mountains 🥹
10:24 there’s a case around where I live that someone literally blew their lower arm off
It’s not ‘just a firework’, it’s like a mini bomb
I mean lore wise Baizhu’s would at least leave you extremely fatigued - _if_ Changsheng’s ability can be used in reverse, as in stealing life force
"it's just a firework"
yeah but the difference is that this one is exploding pretty much with skin contact and not high up in the sky. you would be torn to pieces and/or be crippled for live, as well as a burnt ass face
10:25 “thats just a firework…” ‘My brother in christ, THAT IS BOMB”
"It's just a firework" Ight, lemmme shoot a live firework at you from nearly point blank, if you survive you win.
Yooooo i remember watching this on stream!!! Sick to see it into a video!
this was so fun to watch and i feel like this could absolutely become a bit of a trend in the genshin community. i hope it does!!!
14:36 I heard somewhere you won't even survive traveling into the blackhole cause it stretches your body while sucking you in cracking and stretching your bones
Raiden literally says torn to Oblivion 😂😂
And cuts through space and time💀😭
3:19 "Can a man live without his lower torso?"
...well I think Gojo showed us the answer.
50% discount
Oh my god
No because daddy's -I mean the Otter Archon Neuvillette's burst is instantly killing you, high pressure and high speed trucks of water hitting from below you and knocking you up in the sky and then the fall too. You are most definitely ded. Also
Neuvillette can hit me like a truck🫦👅
Facts
The otter archon?
@@heppelhopv2 Neuvillette and Fontainian otters are both creatures of hydro and have exact same coloring.
@@MoodyBluesRequiem80but would'nt better call it otter sovereign? the sovereign are above archon
Neuvillette bath water? You know id guzzle that shit like its the best thing in the world 💀
Slide 7
10:24 People neglected that fireworks (Types that had to be directed to the sky 🎇 )& bombs 💣 🧨 are the happy family of explosives.
14:57 the one person in chat saying remember signora jon i cant itsthe 3d time im watching this and im still laughing
“Signora’s ashes” WOW AINT NO WAY
7:57 That could be the name of his emo punk rock band
15:05 you forgot that she sliced lengthways across inazuma with that slash your deader than dead
Venti's burst, no bias, is strong enough to suck up multiple enemies, gently drag in large enemies like mitachurls, so just from the suction alone could harm you, result of that would be initially be that sense of shock and also the air would be very difficult to breathe in due to the dirt and dust also caught in the burst of wind. Not only that, but you'll also be affected by the nearby victims of the suction, because it certainly won't just be you. Not a Venti simp tho, lol
I need a word with your editor, compliments to the chef man
10:30 flashback to the firework incident when a girl’s leg bone was exposed because of fireworks
Bro definitely doesn't know how fire works, high degree fire can burn you down to a charcoal even if it doesn't touch you. Also, fireworks mis-shot can actually kill people.
Venti's ult will rip you to shreds while you are unable to move you will scream in pain as venti's ult tears off your skin and since it can't go anywhere your skin will also bruise same with your eyes and organs until until the ult ends and youll be a bunch of raw meat on the ground
Calm down im not trying to read a creepypasta
@@dandicusplanetorsmth and that's not even the scariest part venti canonly is over lvl 90 so yeah that but a lot more painful.
I love it when Jon made videos like these and challenges and co-op and collaborations or sth (i.e not just reaction videos). As much as I love his reaction videos he has so much more potentials. It’s not easy to make a tier list video entertaining like he did in this! Hope to see more of your contents.
What Wandesus does is he Compresses the air into that black ball/hole, so firstly, tou will not be able to dodge since you'll get pulled into it by the winds rushing to the ball, and after that,a big explosion of compressed air. If you are a fan of One Piece and have seen Kuma explode compressed air, you definitely know how deadly that shit is.
The way you didn't realize Nilou's burst places a time bomb on you 😢 You get flooded by her cute watersplash then you'll explode after seconds.
For Cyno's, I think you should count the attack you use when that eye icon flashes on the screen, because that would END you
Dehya not only kills you, she also buries you six feet under!
This watches like an ultimate smash-or-pass tbh
I mean, Venti summons compressed air to the point light cannot escape it, that's why the center is dark, and also the wind is going so fast it not only creates an air vacuum but it also cuts you in pieces.
Kazuha's burst is also a slash of compressed air that will cut you in half.
And no-one is mentioning it but, Nilou's burst isn't just pretty, if it hits you it applies a ticking time bomb of compressed water on you that make's you explode afterwards.
All of them if not obliterate you, you would likely die, stop coping. Also fireworks are just bombs with pretty colours so, Yoimiya would also obliterate you.
1:38 "3rd degree burns" More like that entire section of your body gets turned to ahs. If ut passes through you, then nothing is safe
"It's just fireworks"
My bro doesn't knows anything about fireworks...💔
If anyone ever expected to survive against Shenhe in combat, they'd be in for a rude surprise. And I love her for that
Had this much fun after a while much appreciated ❤❤😅
1:30 this reminds me of people who think they can run through fire 💀 even if you got three feet under it you would pass away from the heat
True fr the most toxic part of flame can't even be seen by naked eye it'll definitely cause atleast 80% burn
please a firework is essentially a colorful bomb, lots of cases where im from where people's fingers and even ears ( a friend of mine actually) got cut off just cuz they fired it too close
He didn't notice Ayatp's swift swipe at the end pf his animation. Man's would've been donzo
Yeah, he cut it so fast you can barely see it
Wanderer is a football fanatic. He literarly kicks the ball in his ult, and in the animation where he flies up, he practically does SIUUUUU😂😂
I was crying when he said Scaramouche’s burst is a black hole and Venti a vortex😭 VENTI HAS A BLACKHOLE SCARAMOUCHE IS A VORTEX😭
You would die either way by both lmao
Neither has a black hole lol, venti has a wind vacuum that would still kill you.
Scaramouche only compresses the air but I dont know why he'd have a blackhole and Venti wouldn't when visions are part of the archon's powers which is why they all function the same..
9:56 kokoro watching from around the corner: 🫵😐🔪
What’s even funnier to me is that when we get to Shenhe and she does her burst, I immediately got a Genshin trailer for Xianyun. Xianyun’s trailer starts out with Shenhe
thejonathan: it is just wind slashes so a tornado is swirling air and wind slashes hmm he'll probably survive
NEUVILLETTE BATH WATER!?!?!?
That’s mighty SUS of you Jonathon…
i never said that i don't know what your talking about...
@Thejonathon 🤨📸
15:48 this was a good part, probably one of my favorite parts
"Can a man live without his lower torso?"
Gojo:
If a firework exploded in your face you are decapitated
There is a reason there is a warning that is replayed every christmas/new year or any celebration that uses fireworks about firework safety, fireworks are just fancy bombs.
Yoimiya's Ult: best case scenario you'd loose a few fingers, worst case scenario you'd die.
Venti's is TECHNICALLY a black hole. It's a vortex that would prevent you from breathing and you'd die from suffocation.
The all devouring narwhal creates a blackhole and its literally called "eye of the maelstrom"
Idk. The dendro would probably trigger my allergies and I'd be done for 😔
Black holes generate so much heat you'd die of the radiation burns before it evaperated all moisture in your body😂
Not the thousand yard stare thumbnail😭😭😭
I love science experiment