[Voltron] The Talk (Klance)

Allura and Shiro try to give Lance and Keith "the talk"
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[@spacecat_scribbles]

Things that made me laugh:
-lances moment of realization
-allura being confused about santa
-keith

[@Mickey_Moon507]

SpaceCat Scribbles
-everything

[@miaslife5421]

-keith calling Shiro dad

[@kaztaclysm]

Just Keith in general like not what he does just HIM

[@pidgeion2739]

Yup

[@alexiswatson9840]

Yes just keith is my favorite part😂😁😊

[@pleascstop9695]

L-"Yea like santa isnt real"
....
A-"S.. anta?"

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@justafriendlyblob511]

I WASNT READY FOR THAT TALK WHYYYY?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU MAKE IT UP TO ME?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!😭😭😭😭 SAAAAANNNTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA

[@chasen1890]

"so i talked to your mom recently"
*keith's eyes grow wide*

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@nellbug]

Chay Simon big mood

[@no-rj6rp]

Why is Keith a whole mood 😂

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@santorini30]

I *AM* Keith

[@andpeggy4571]

Omg natsuki is so kwai~

[@nellbug]

and PEGGY just Natsuki I MEAN MONIKA ahaha uhh

[@Mickey_Moon507]

Tiger Kat same

[@believeinthejourney5784]

The fear in Keith's eyes the whole time loool

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@Tired_Bean]

KEITH’S FACE WHEN HIS MOM WAS MENTIONED 🤣🤣🤣

[@BriChihaya]

I didn't see half if the stuff Dance Cat was doing with their face until editing the footage XD

[@nerdygirl1018]

Shiro: *mentions Krolia*
Keith: /fuck fuck fuck fuck/

[@someonesomewhere7976]

Shrio"until you stole my car"
Keith"good memories"
Me"oml why are you like this Keith? Why?"

[@cecemitchell3699]

I've got to admit... The funniest part of this was Allura's confusion with Santa

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks! Corliss comes up with the funniest moments XD

[@flamethemaster2573]

Toby Mitchell
wait what
I'm just scrolling down and I'm confused

[@oliver3189]

No my dude it 10/10 the part when Allura asks Lance who’s the top for me

[@immo59]

Ikr

[@skylander8843]

@@oliver3189 I think it's Keith

[@balindasamples6598]

*When you haven't seen your friend over summer*
" *he's like taller than me,... THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE* "

[@beckyfearereck]

Right??

[@BriChihaya]

Ha!

[@addbea8858]

` *Theres Something there that wasn't there before.* `

[@anah6772]

Me when I see my friends after quarantine 😂

[@someonesomewhere7976]

Shrio"ya know... when 2 people get close....."
Keith"no, ima stop you right there"
Shrio"and......"
Keith"nu-uh nope no nu uh"

[@xandercrimson5887]

Shiro: well I talked to your mom a little bit
Kieth: you did what

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@emilyclemens1810]

Way to go Shiro blame it on Adam

[@BriChihaya]

Yep XD

[@aquatic_atlas]

Blame it on Adam, sure....

[@someonesomewhere7976]

*lance teaching allura about Christmas*

[@canigetpsubsforareasonforn4534]

Lances skin is GLOWING

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@connormurphy9163]

Keith: Yes sir whats up
Shiro: so we need to have the talk
Keith: ok
Shiro: screaming internally

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@maddycutts5000]

I'm wheezing, Keith's expressions are everything

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@ringsofsaturn3818]

He Keith looked triggered xD

[@BriChihaya]

I strive to trigger them

[@unknownotaku1146]

There are 69 likes...😳

[@danganronpatrash8734]

@@unknownotaku1146 now 96

[@midoriyaizuku7815]

@@danganronpatrash8734 now 105

[@addison3045]

I saw lance had a RED shirt on ;3

[@BriChihaya]

The jacket covered that the shirt also had a rainbow heart

[@gracesenzano1400]

Omg klance confirmed

[@JasmineThomas06]

:OOOOOO

[@kaztaclysm]

Lance has a rainbow ;)

[@sweet_espeon8807]

"We haven't sat down and talked about relationships and..."
"And I'd love to keep it that way!"

[@ravendrawsandanimates3090]

S: “So Allura and I have been talking...about how you...and Lance...have been......spending a lotoftimetogether”
K: “That’s....what people do?”

[@alien8882]

Not if ya me boiiiii

[@1lainfan348]

1:00
I have no words, other than the words I’ve just typed.

[@BriChihaya]

Welp

[@lylucki9152]

Keith looks mortified 😂😂😂

[@BriChihaya]

DanceCat is good at looking horrified XD

[@maryjanepatton4212]

"Who'd be on top? Because me and Pidge have a bet going-"
OMG XD

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

Lance:Did you notice he's buffer...like...that wasn't there before.
OMG LANCE PRECIOUS BLUE BOY I LOVE YOU!!!!

[@santorini30]

ASDGATQJJCNIW PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER SEND HELP

[@BriChihaya]

Nuu, don't die!

[@krenko-]

I finally finished season 7, then saw you posted this. Thank you.

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks! Or, you're welcome?

[@abigailisbi2911]

The Eyes Keith gives Shiro when his Mums methane lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yatoswag]

LMAO xD
Had me grinning the whole time xDDD
especially while keith being superhappy grinning like a toddler looking at a lolipop :)))

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@Elias-jg7tz]

Shshshshhshshshshs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tHE gAy parents explaining to their gay kids that they’re gay is the whole mOoD in this video 👍☺️ but anyway great job on the video

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@Elias-jg7tz]

Piper Emerald NP 😊♥️👌💙

[@am3liar0se]

‘How things have been -sexual hand gesture- going’ Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@samtheenby5589]

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Nice job😂🤣

[@BriChihaya]

Thank you!

[@buzzybeethingz27]

I. Am. Dying. Of. Laughter. Send. Help.

[@BriChihaya]

Don't. Die.

[@buzzybeethingz27]

😊

[@beckyfearereck]

Wait a minute.. HAM FAM??

[@blueturtle7744]

get help my brother he’s dying

[@kacchandeku4888]

@@blueturtle7744 we are not doing get help

[@s3nape322]

awe Allura is SO nice💕

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@kristenfaith3862]

Allura is a whole mood when she learns about Santa is just great

[@hellohello-mo7gl]

me: *hasn't read channel name*
me:*sees piper* OMG ITS PIPER W A I T HOLD ON

[@BriChihaya]

Yep, it's me

[@iS-gp4un]

OMG IM PIPER

[@mafera6091]

Allura: *wanting to know who’s top and who’s bottom.*
Me: *forgets how to hell breath*

[@zillabnp8501]

Keith was like
SHIROOOOO STOPPPPP

[@delicatedreamer]

This is the best omg 0w0

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks

[@rehpiccipher4432]

Oh one last thing, um, between you and Keith who would be on top?
*DEAD*

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@veronicasawyer8349]

Good question tho... who would be top?

[@YourMother018]

That part though just made Lance get up and leave literally but question doesn't Lance normally wear blue jeans not black ones???and keith normally wears black jeans and now black joggy bottoms well in the first few seasons anyway

[@minsugagenius526]

Switch honey

[@gayerthangirlinred1459]

Lance is a power bottom....

[@nerdygirl1018]

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I LOVE THIS

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@jaslenegreen8773]

(0:26 omg Keith XD) when the fandom gets so big it gets cose play

[@amha6132]

I love it
I didnt know I needed it before I watched it

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@cloudsleepy5665]

This is the best

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@noodle1319]

LITTERALLY THW WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH Allura tho "no no it ok it's .... Ok"

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@cheyennetrujillo430]

I cant stop laughing! They need to do this in the show!

[@izzy-zy5yj]

"I'm gonna stop you right here" 1:29 IM DEAD OMG

[@saraolson3852]

"Who would be on top?" 😂

[@lydia2424]

Shiro the space mom

[@gabewestcott5532]

5:02 *KEITH KEITH KEITH KEITH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!!!!*

[@temari9742]

the acting at first with shiro and keith got me laughing and how tat would be me irl

[@artisticomens]

“I’d love to keep it that way “
Mood Keith
Mood

[@xxireneangelxx5904]

My parents never had the Santa talk with me. I went to school.

[@CheshireTheClown]

I love this so frinking much, especially how the tell part with Lance ended X3
But seriously,
Who's top?

[@BriChihaya]

It's a long debate we've had three times *cough* Lance *cough*

[@freshcinnabonsmaam8822]

Keith

[@gayerthangirlinred1459]

Lance is a power bottom

[@tydehemlocke556]

"you were this loner kid who didn't talk to anyone"

[@o.o192]

Did I see a RAINBOW on Lances shirt excuse me as I scream!

[@echoing_waves]

This Is great omg

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@denisedrozario2318]

My name is Piper and this is my first time on your channel and oh btw I love love LOVE THIS!!!!!! ❤️ ❤️

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@billiewillie5704]

Lmao

[@BriChihaya]

XD

[@Aquatwin22]

I'm cackling. But man, shiro kept saying safety and not how to be safe, surely you could better articulate proper sex ed than that. No for real cute skit, yall

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@amelie7458]

3:27 Keith’s face KILLS ME!!! A+ job you guys

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@pan-icatthecon7888]

I am sick. This made me laugh. It hurts, but it also feels good to laugh.
Confusing times.

[@hiebish1658]

No glove, no love!

[@BriChihaya]

O

[@malfunctioningmisfit1923]

Shiro forgot to mention the importance of floor play and for this conversation it would have made sense

[@malfunctioningmisfit1923]

meant fore play

[@helixgames_sw3537]

Keith looks so scared😂

[@dinotea6716]

Me:Lance why do you have a rainbow thing on your jacket?😏
Lance:OH NUUUU MY GAY IS STICKING OUT

[@kieraa2614]

I died all the way through this 😂😂

[@ambrose145]

It's 1 am but like I'm trying not to cry bahhahaha

[@milliemoo8763]

3:23 after Shiro said that Keith's eyes just went wide like: "the fuck did you tell my mom?"

[@Grace-jl6fo]

Our Bi Blue Boi and Saucy Samurai are meant to be♥️💙💜

[@kizzie.p]

I CAN CUT THE UNCOMFORT WITH A KNIFE LMAO

[@isabellafrontain2584]

oh...okay! that's such a mood

[@Yellow-sawyer]

Keith's face at 3:32 is so funny lol

[@sandyhansen3181]

Omg this is hilarious I love it

[@JasmineThomas06]

Shiro: I talked to your mom for a bit. Keith: it was at this moment he knew he fucked up...

[@RainyLynx]

Space dad is being such a dad

[@manitoban74]

Shiro (school)
Kieth (me)
Shiro: I talked to your mom
Kieth: YOU DID WHHHHAATTTT!?!?

[@jaslenegreen8773]

space parents are trying even though they don't need to cuz there like.... 16?? and they should know the things! XD

[@TheThirdStageOfDeath]

This is truly great and kinda relatable

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@sleepyseesaw5901]

Im wondering why there 21 and getting the talk now?

[@BriChihaya]

A lot of procrastination

[@yourlocalblueberry1205]

Keiths a mood!!!!!!

[@-a.mara-9705]

The dislikes are Keith And Lance denying they’re gayness.

[@spaghetti2316]

This killed me 😂

[@youridealweeb2403]

Thankfully i gave my self this talk so my parents dont hv to
I like knowing mostly nothing

[@plantaphoricxally_7890]

Rip space dad

[@PsiVexx]

I’m sorry but like-
WHEN THE PERSON COSPLAYING LANCE SAID THEY THOUGHT KEITH WAS TALLER THAN HIM HAD ME QUAKING-
I STAN TALLER KEITH OKAY JUST LIKE-

[@rinlovesrice]

This is just so accurate and WHY SPACE PARENTS

[@taytay758]

"So I talked to your mom"
So the school called today

[@Venom_bitez]

I know what to show my kids in the future

[@stephaniedawn6795]

I’m dead 😂

[@BriChihaya]

Don't die!

[@criiowel]

I’m dying XD

[@simplyzilcosky]

i havent laughed that hard in DAYS

[@BriChihaya]

Thanks!

[@marley_da_woof6913]

THIS IS SO HOW IT WOULD HAPPEN

[@lucid._.dreamz4959]

Rawr!~

[@w.5655]

Like that wasn’t there before

[@spacetree4439]

Dood.... wtffffff....
I started to drool in the middle of it.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@BriChihaya]

O

[@spacetree4439]

Piper Emerald I know I’m sorry I’m weird. 😂😭

[@st4rz.of.perdition]

Shiro: I noticed you and Lance getting closer and I wanted to talk
Keith: ...Okay
Shiro: Well when two people love each other very much-
Keith: O H N O
Shiro: You guys are inexperienced and I wanted to help guide you
Keith: DAD PLEASE I DONT-
Shiro: And I know you can make your own decisions I just want to make sure you’re being safe
Keith: *Internal screaming*

[@tydehemlocke556]

THEY GROW UP SO FAST

[@crimsoncoy]

Keith: Shiro wtf are you talking about
Lance: ......wha?......
Allora: The fuck is santa
Shiro: *face palm*

[@ochakouraraka1252]

I finally understood the point of this-

[@ellakarkkainen]

Keith is perfect in this