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Hope you’re still singing Cait!

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There was a time when life seemed better, The sky seemed bluer, the sun seemed redder, My skin felt newer, my lips felt wetter, Manhattan could freeze, but no need for a sweater. Because I had someone, and he was perfect, yes I had someone. My loneliness was gone, cos' I had someone, who held up my world, and carried me close. That someone, was John. Until that skank from his office, convinced him to dump me, And everything we had, like she was better. So without any notice, no lunch, Not a phone call, no email, not even a letter. He was no longer mine. So for you men, No!, you boys With your stupid smelly faces Allow me to give your best lesson, Never dump a crazy girl from New York, With a text message. This is no time to LOL, oh well, could have been worse. I know its hard to believe, But I still have that message saved. Kate, I hate, how much you talk when we're together. (said) Spelled with friggin' two. BTW's I like Laura now (said) Laura, the skank. And stop calling her a skank (said) well she is We've only dated six weeks (said) and a half The whole time I just wanted to shout That we're over, cos' we're over And he ends it with Seacrest out out. No! no! I'll show him I'm not a mess How can I respond to him in a 100 characters or less. Dear DB, DB stands for douchebag, Why don't you GSB, grow some balls, Cos' in the walls of my mind in The halls of my mind there is no room for you at all. So do your thing, I won't stop you, cos' I know that I'll be a sensation, when I, S U Y B F S H T Y Y L O A Y S I L D I'm sorry, translation, Sex Up Your Best Friend So He Tells You You Lost Out And You Sink Into Lonely Depression. Oh John, BTW's, SM. translation: size matters.

I had no idea this was by Drew Gasparini. Seen him (and reviewed) at 54 so many times... HOW did this fantastic song drop out of the Drew repertoire? So effin funny.

Eu já vivi o amor perfeito Com céu azul e um sol vermelho E nada me parecia errado Podia sair sem levar casaco Porque eu tinha alguém... Era perfeito... Sim, eu tinha alguém Que sempre estava lá Pois eu tinha alguém Pra me proteger e me consolar Seu nome é John Até que veio uma vaca surgindo do nada E ele me trocou sem sofrimento Sem qualquer motivo, sem nenhum aviso Sem ligar, sem mandar um e-mail Ele me abandonou Então pros homens, melhor, pros garotos que não crescem Permita-me dar um conselho Não termine com uma louca através (de) Men(sa)gem de texto Não é hora de KKK "Três Ks" Nem de L-O-L Acreditem em mim Eu guardei pra ler pra vocês "Cait, te odei(o) pois você não cala a boca" Boca foi B-O-K "P S C eu gosto da Lauren" Lauren, é a vaca "Não a chame de vaca" Mas ela é! "Nós namoramos apenas um mês Todo tempo eu tentei te dizer Que acabamos Acabamos" E termina com "Câmbio, des(ligo)" Não! Não! Vou mostrá-lo como é! Mas como eu posso responder Com menos de cem caracte(res)? "Caro O" O é de Otário "Por que não V PT" Vai pastar "Pois eu não vou reclamar Eu não vou te esperar Vou fazer essa fila andar" "Então por mim Tá tranquilo E_é melhor não achar esquisito Se eu S-S-A-P-S-C-P-V-C-F-S-E-D" Desculpe... Traduzindo... Seduzir seus amigos pra saírem comigo Pra você ficar só e depressivo John, PS TI

wonder what cait is doing with her life in 2018. hope she’s doing well!!

size matters

God she sounds like such a salty bitch with the line 'until that Skank from his office' like yes girl fucK HIM UP 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SHEET MUSIC

2017

I NEED THIS INSTRUMENTAL BADDDD

(Music & Lyrics by Drew Gasparini) There was a time when life seemed better, The sky seemed bluer, the sun seemed redder, My skin felt newer, my lips felt wetter, Manhattan could freeze, but no need for a sweater. Because I had someone, and he was perfect, yes I had someone. My loneliness was gone, cos' I had someone, who held up my world, and carried me close. That someone, was John. Until that skank from his office, convinced him to dump me, And everything we had, like she was better. So without any notice, no lunch, Not a phone call, no email, not even a letter. He was no longer mine. So for you men, No!, you boys With your stupid smelly faces Allow me to give your best lesson, Never dump a crazy girl from New York, With a text message. This is no time to LOL, oh well, could have been worse. I know its hard to believe, But I still have that message saved. Kate, I hate, how much you talk when we're together. (said) Spelled with friggin' two. BTW's I like Laura now (said) Laura, the skank. And stop calling her a skank (said) well she is We've only dated six weeks (said) and a half The whole time I just wanted to shout That we're over, cos' we're over And he ends it with Seacrest out out. No! no! I'll show him I'm not a mess How can I respond to him in a 100 characters or less. Dear DB, DB stands for douchebag, Why don't you GSB, grow some balls, Cos' in the walls of my mind in The halls of my mind there is no room for you at all. So do your thing, I won't stop you, cos' I know that I'll be a sensation, when I, S U Y B F S H T Y Y L O A Y S I L D I'm sorry, translation, Sex Up Your Best Friend So He Tells You You Lost Out And You Sink Into Lonely Depression. Oh John, BTW's, SM. translation: size matters.

lyrics?????

Is this from a musical or something

Karaoke track?? Please?

She sounds like Anna Camp from Pitch Perfect.... O.O I love this <3

is there a piano accompaniment track to this?

I NEED HER TO PLAY PORTIA IN SOMETHING ROTTEN

shes seriously amazing and her facial expressions are sooo good!!

white people

is this available somewhere to purchase ? thank you tina

I love this song!! Is it from a musical ,if so which one? I would love to get the album if there is one :)

Size Matters DIED!

Haaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa

2015 still watching, love this

brilliant, love it!!

Guess I finally understand what is wrong today. Women have sex without love, and then wonder why they're alone and unhappy. Please tell me women don't have sex with a guys best friend just to make them angry. Ugg. Is the world of today so shallow? Really? The song is very clever and funny in the beginning, but so childish and spiteful in the end, how can anyone laugh? This isn't funny, it's sad. Size doesn't matter, but moral values do...whatever happened to them?

Does anyone know where I can find a karaoke track for this song?

They have it on New Musical Theatre :D

This is brilliant! You are hilarious!!

Your so funny!!!!! I love you!

HI! does anyone know where I can get the sheet music for this or who i might want to get in touch with to get it? thank you so much in advance!

2013 still watching.. XD

Hey! I have been looking for this sheet music (for an audition) for a while and can't find it anywhere! Do you know where I can get it?

I went to war to pay for school that sent me this link to watch this shit. Fuck you America

"Running" is a lovely song! I hope I get a chance to see this.

Thank you so, so much! This has been a dream of mine for so long.. we're trying so hard to raise this money. Thank you for watching.

Adorable fundraising video, thanks.

Totally funny and poignant, thanks.

Great question! To be fair, most of the songs on my channel were written for my show, Hot Mess in Manhattan, about my life. With other material though, I break down each phrase: free write on it, day dream it, that way you really internalize it and it becomes like you wrote it; your own truth. Do that work, but then when you perform it let it go. If you feel like you're 'doing nothing', and the audience gets everything. Hope I was of help! xo

It should be but dad.. I come back with hickies!

What are the lyrics for this song?

AWESOME!!!

awesome

1 person recieved Cait's text message !!!

Is there anywhere I can get the sheetmusic or this song? I can't stop listening to it! LOVE IT! (:

this song is really great!! I know exactly where this song is coming from..

I just got done with IE thespains comp. and this girl (about a senior in highschool) and she blew evryones mind when she sang this song. She was even better than this God she was sooooo good everyone was crying at the end of the song.