Triathlon Mockery
Triathlon Mockery
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[PODCAST] - IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin/ samuraiman recap
Просмотров 2,5 тыс.Месяц назад
In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things.
|Podcast| IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin Pre race chat - Triathlon Mockery
Просмотров 1,6 тыс.2 месяца назад
An in depth pre race nerves chat about IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challange Samorin. Also an update about Joe's pool and Tom's chaving around the scrootch,
|PODCAST| IRONMAN Texas Recap & The battle of the Scrootch
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.2 месяца назад
Joedie is going to recap his race from IRONMAN Texas, whilst Tom has some demons to battle around his scrootch.
A Calorie is not a Calorie [PODCAST] - Triathlon Mockery
Просмотров 1,9 тыс.4 месяца назад
In this episode Tom is back on a High from training whilst Joe is going through some darker days whilst oceanside is coming up. Apart from that they recap American trips and bullshit bust the National Norwegian coach!
Three dogs off the leash - Triathlon Mockery episode 100
Просмотров 2 тыс.7 месяцев назад
In This episode the 3 dogs get together for a chat about Tom's new plans, Max Podiums at 70.3 Bahrain and Joe has got into new fights with his neighbours.
Hyrox & Phuket Triathlon Ft Max Stapley
Просмотров 1,7 тыс.7 месяцев назад
The Mozzarella is on a holiday, so Max and Joe talk the week through. Joe is facing a hyrox event this weekend and Max chats about the biggest win in his career.
The Bailiff in Norwich - Triathlon Mockery podcast
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.8 месяцев назад
www.patreon.com/triathlonmockery Hit the link in bio to support our show and get extra episodes and training sessions. In this episode Joe tells Tom about the bailiffs at his house, some trainingsessions in prep for IRONMAN Cozumel and an expensive bullshit buster.
Visit to the hospital, Dog Down! - Triathlon Mockery
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.8 месяцев назад
If you want to support our show: www.patreon.com/triathlonmockery Joe is not racing IRONMAN Florida and calling it a season due to health reason, Tom Racing Cozumel, The age group advise of the week and much more
Runners are Dirty - triathlon mockery
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.8 месяцев назад
In this episode Tom recaps the Sgrail gravel triathlon, joe and Tom Talk about dirty runners, sam laidlow under investigation of the ITA and a classic bullshit buster
The Spanish Tandem - Triathlon Mockery episode 84
Просмотров 1,9 тыс.9 месяцев назад
In this episode, Joe & Tom recap IRONMAN Worlds in Kona, talk about a spanish Tandem race aka draftfest and chat through their own training
The TM Underpants run - Triathlon Mockery Podcast
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Tom tells about his applebusiness, joe and tom talk Taylor Knibb in Kona, The hawaiian IRONMAN Traditions, Joe read a book and much more
World Championship IRONMAN Nice Recap! - Triathlon Mockery
Просмотров 7 тыс.10 месяцев назад
Joe recaps the World Champs in Nice, we discus some highs and lows, Does Joe need a coach? Are we doing more races this year ?
The Rat and the 70.3 Worlds Recap
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.10 месяцев назад
In this episode Joe & Tom discuss the IRONMAN 70.3 Worlds, Tom's swimrace and there was a rat in our camp.
What's News - episode 1- Triathlon Mockery
Просмотров 97810 месяцев назад
Whats news! - Kristian Blummenfelt racing Paris, two days after that Singapore and now on his way to 70.3 worlds. - Lionel sanders wants to donate his money to young ITU dude. - Another top professional, known as Janice Frodeno, has fallen for the financial heavyweight from a non-alcoholic beer brand. - Water quality in the Singapore/Paris testevent. - Donald trump shredded president Biden for ...
The Follow/Unfollow Technique - Triathlon Mockery Podcast Episode 78
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.11 месяцев назад
The Follow/Unfollow Technique - Triathlon Mockery Podcast Episode 78
Strength Training for Triathletes part 2 - Triathlon Mockery College
Просмотров 1,1 тыс.11 месяцев назад
Strength Training for Triathletes part 2 - Triathlon Mockery College
Triathlon mockery podcast episode 77 - The Confused Adult
Просмотров 1,3 тыс.11 месяцев назад
Triathlon mockery podcast episode 77 - The Confused Adult
Strength Training for Triathletes - part 1
Просмотров 2 тыс.Год назад
Strength Training for Triathletes - part 1
PTO IBIZA Pre-cap - Triathlon Mockery Podcast
Просмотров 3,3 тыс.Год назад
PTO IBIZA Pre-cap - Triathlon Mockery Podcast
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - High Altitude Dating Ep 60
Просмотров 1,1 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - High Altitude Dating Ep 60
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Dogs back in the game Ep 51
Просмотров 2,4 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Dogs back in the game Ep 51
Triathlon mockery podcast - 1 Year Triathlon Mockery
Просмотров 2,4 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon mockery podcast - 1 Year Triathlon Mockery
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - IRONMAN Wales and Challenge Almere Recap
Просмотров 5 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - IRONMAN Wales and Challenge Almere Recap
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Thomas Dekker talking Doping
Просмотров 6 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Thomas Dekker talking Doping
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Carb Depleted Proposal
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Carb Depleted Proposal
Triathlon Mockery - Powerful Pensioner
Просмотров 2,9 тыс.Год назад
Triathlon Mockery - Powerful Pensioner
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Dressage or Curling, PARIS 2024
Просмотров 2,9 тыс.2 года назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Dressage or Curling, PARIS 2024
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Moto Dopers
Просмотров 3,9 тыс.2 года назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - Moto Dopers
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - The alphafly, the german and the tent!
Просмотров 4,2 тыс.2 года назад
Triathlon Mockery Podcast - The alphafly, the german and the tent!

Комментарии

  • @adamkevern8764
    @adamkevern8764 Месяц назад

    Surely tennis prise money is not fair. Men play best of 5 sets whilst women is 3. For the same money. So if men play 100% women only play 60%. Volume. They are surly physically capable of 5sets. As they can compete in many sports the same duration as men. So a 40% decrease would be fair

  • @Ironrav
    @Ironrav Месяц назад

    Whoah dudes! Now that was a zinger!

  • @finbikerun
    @finbikerun Месяц назад

    You absolute legend Joe. Turns out I was doing the exact same thing, just went to the pool and knocked off 2 mins on my 1500m time 😂

  • @79devo
    @79devo Месяц назад

    Watch this space for a reaction from that coaching outfit!

  • @jcoombe100
    @jcoombe100 Месяц назад

    Keeping it real - love it 👊🏻

  • @bloodsweatand
    @bloodsweatand Месяц назад

    Who is the female pro drafting behind her coach?

    • @Triathlonmockery
      @Triathlonmockery Месяц назад

      The guy is called tom ward from passionfituk.

  • @markrau7628
    @markrau7628 Месяц назад

    That story about taking the guy out was hilarious. I had a similar thing happen to me about 25 years ago but worse. I was running down a Bike path and this blind guy was in front of me with his walking stick tapping in front of him. As I was approaching I was yelling out very loud runner on left, over and over. As I was about to pass him he went left right in front of me. I took him out hard. He was on the ground screaming and wouldn’t stop. I tried to tell if he was hurt but he wouldn’t stop screaming. It was so crazy.

  • @bonn1771
    @bonn1771 Месяц назад

    so good loving this and no Sam L after t100 he said he needed a break

  • @stevebrown8924
    @stevebrown8924 Месяц назад

    Women make 13% less than men for the same job in the Netherlands according to their National Bureau of Statistics.

    • @nillsvdb
      @nillsvdb Месяц назад

      Don't be ridiculous, it's mostly from different working hours. So not exactly the same job

    • @jamesd5241
      @jamesd5241 Месяц назад

      That would be illegal. Its due to less hours worked

    • @stevebrown8924
      @stevebrown8924 Месяц назад

      It’s called the gender pay gap, happening all over the world Exactly what Joe is referring to; men and women are doing the exact same event and the exact same distance yet he wants to pay women less. What Joe is referring to is a Ironman Issue (too many men on the start list), or a Joe issue (he’s finding it hard to compete), yet he wants to punish women by paying them less.

    • @jamesd5241
      @jamesd5241 Месяц назад

      @@stevebrown8924 But you are ignoring the facts. what you refer to is statistical nonsense. The pay gap is only if you dont account for hours worked. If you had even half a brain you would realise this. when taken into account the pay gap is 0 if you pay the same hourly rate but work less hours you get paid less. men work more

  • @scottreutter
    @scottreutter Месяц назад

    Seems like there may need to be stricter rules to becoming a pro. What do the dawgs think about that

  • @guyholbrow7207
    @guyholbrow7207 Месяц назад

    You guys are a barrel of laughs! Never shying away from the likely truth …big up boys!

  • @carloshurtado6130
    @carloshurtado6130 Месяц назад

    “The triathlon Taren of the Mockery” should be an stablished section from now on 😂😂😂

  • @volkervoit
    @volkervoit Месяц назад

    Top swimming tips Joe, I will skip the rest of my sessions till Roth :-) I will do alright

  • @CoachSalsaLuli
    @CoachSalsaLuli Месяц назад

    Spilling the 🍵. 😁

  • @3WalkingPoles
    @3WalkingPoles Месяц назад

    I guess this episode wasn't consulted with a lawyer. 😜

  • @bloodsweatand
    @bloodsweatand Месяц назад

    Was Joe swimming 18x100’s in yards or metres?

  • @paulsheridan7766
    @paulsheridan7766 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂 absolute pmsl. Brilliant as always boys!

  • @ironmantooltime
    @ironmantooltime Месяц назад

    😂😂😂

  • @paulegan3860
    @paulegan3860 Месяц назад

    Don’t worry Joe, I pissed myself more than 20 times in Tenby. To then find out that the body’s way to cope with not getting enough sodium is to get rid of water .. not sure you guys know of this too?

  • @paulegan3860
    @paulegan3860 Месяц назад

    Na Roth is 7th and Swansea 14th

    • @Triathlonmockery
      @Triathlonmockery Месяц назад

      Just saw that… joe’s a sleepy little guy 😂😂😂

    • @paulegan3860
      @paulegan3860 Месяц назад

      😂🤣 I keep asking Joe to do Swansea. If he likes a quick swim (sea dock, no boat diesel) hilly ish scenic rolling hill bike (easier than Tenby) and a beach front run .. then it’s spot on! 👍🏼

  • @anakinpm
    @anakinpm Месяц назад

    I overtook someone pissing himself in my first 70.3. I told everybody because I thought it was crazy. Two years later in a full I did it because I thought I could be the best amateur bike split (I was 2nd 😅)

  • @ericcyrenne8573
    @ericcyrenne8573 Месяц назад

    Lake Placid is July 21, not 14. Don't mess this up, I'm hoping for a beer mile 🍻🏃🤮

  • @mariusvanaswegen
    @mariusvanaswegen Месяц назад

    Top show gents

  • @PurpleHazeModel
    @PurpleHazeModel Месяц назад

    Balance is a myth…it is the Mantra of the mediocre non-achievers

  • @juanfieldhouse3749
    @juanfieldhouse3749 Месяц назад

    'Promosm' ☝️

  • @bonn1771
    @bonn1771 2 месяца назад

    Nice job both of you guys Loll for the neighbors

  • @ianmoore3785
    @ianmoore3785 2 месяца назад

    Just checked the tracker and Tommy boy pulls out a 15th place. Great result and fingers crossed for no chafing 😂

    • @ianmoore3785
      @ianmoore3785 2 месяца назад

      Did you clean them goggles in the water from the bottom of Joe’s pool?

  • @benjackson359
    @benjackson359 2 месяца назад

    Those goggles…. Why didn’t you clean them?! 😂🤮

  • @markash4987
    @markash4987 2 месяца назад

    Nice to see the smiles back boys ❤

  • @scottreutter
    @scottreutter 2 месяца назад

    I like to wear tighty whities on my runs

  • @jeru1976
    @jeru1976 2 месяца назад

    I was thinking... I'm in need of some new goggles. Then I come here and there is a Triathlon Mockery goggles give away! Just my luck 😅

  • @CoachSalsaLuli
    @CoachSalsaLuli 2 месяца назад

    Those goggle! Those neighbors! Great episode!

  • @bonn1771
    @bonn1771 2 месяца назад

    amazing to have you guys back Joe next race you will crush it Tom please get some anti chafing it helps

  • @alisonwilks302
    @alisonwilks302 2 месяца назад

    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @julimov24
    @julimov24 2 месяца назад

    NEVER USE UNDERWEAR FOR RUNNING TOM 😂😂😂

  • @Amanda_K_001
    @Amanda_K_001 2 месяца назад

    No undies. Use chamois cream for Her in the purple tube or the nappy ointment. Lube that junk up. 😂

  • @J_Money1
    @J_Money1 2 месяца назад

    got burned a couple years ago during IM texas. Sun burned my northerner arms and i still have the tanline lol. I wear long sleeves for most outdoor activities now - hot weather compression is good until it gets really hot out (like mid 80's F)

  • @martinlevy5833
    @martinlevy5833 2 месяца назад

    NO UNDERWEAR UNDER LYCRA!!!

  • @nicolasbauchet7166
    @nicolasbauchet7166 2 месяца назад

    Don't shave !!! Do hair removal /epilation !!!

  • @bloodsweatand
    @bloodsweatand 3 месяца назад

    Joe should arrange to train with Lionel & Sam in Arizona between 70.3 Oceanside, San Diego & Ironman Texas. The training would certainly be fun but the stories about training/racing & parenthood would be priceless.

  • @MattiWeitz
    @MattiWeitz 4 месяца назад

    Woof woof ❤

  • @jamesburnett2639
    @jamesburnett2639 4 месяца назад

    The new intro is great

  • @se5080
    @se5080 4 месяца назад

    Can’t wait for Matty Weitz to be on the loose here in the ol USA 😂

  • @barneyreed2315
    @barneyreed2315 4 месяца назад

    When you retire would you juice up on epo and roids and see how fast you can get

  • @zsuzsannamarjai6493
    @zsuzsannamarjai6493 4 месяца назад

    Are you doing beer miles after Oceanside? 😅😅

  • @Bischmaster
    @Bischmaster 4 месяца назад

    Weitz will smash it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomoosterdijk
    @tomoosterdijk 4 месяца назад

    From now on we will be back every week with a podcast video on youtube ;)!

  • @bonn1771
    @bonn1771 7 месяцев назад

    Congrats on 100

  • @edumoix
    @edumoix 7 месяцев назад

    Legends!

  • @MJH69
    @MJH69 7 месяцев назад

    Loved it as usual although felt that Max got left hanging a bit at the start. Did Tom even know he was there??

    • @Triathlonmockery
      @Triathlonmockery 7 месяцев назад

      I did mate. But we had a pre chat before the start and max was 30 min late 😂. So we already started