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Happy new year mate, sorry i missed the stream bro

very early stream. will defo be at the next one. sorry i missed it. hope you had a good christmas

hey mate, im away for xmas but will be home leter today so hopefully should be there for the next one. hope you had a great christmas mate

Sorry I missed the stream. Had to get an early night for today

CRAP, i missed a stream. my bad

sorry i missed the stream. was ill and slept through

I had a wereape problem 3 or 4 times, but then it just stopped somehow

hey mate. sorry i missed the steam. i checked in on it after midnight and it said it was at midnight so i thought it was tonight. il be at the next one bro

Trying to bust a fat nut of pure evil eh

that last sound reminded me of populous the beginning when you won a game

What did I tell you, soothingsloth? I told you, soothingsloth, don't post that evil here.

The dwarf fortress lava experience 😂

A fancy display cage made out of platinum bars keeps thieving sticky fingers from my dorf's art projects.

I lost 2 forts to werecapybaras. ❤❤❤ be strong. 💪

90% of my playing time is trying to get a unique world with every biome possible. No luck so far...

Imo engraving spam looks horrendous

Some of my embarks would have pools of shallow water. These were mostly just irritating until a goblin army would all invariably drown in them without my soldiers setting foot outside the base

No fortress is complete without at least one dorf trying to swim in lava.

lmao not even a 150 layer deep lava pumpstack on year 1 what a newb

True

music of Dwarf Fortess and memes looks like things made for each otherю

i feel you.. build a moat they said.. fill it with magma.. T.T

i hate this game two weeks later allright imma start this bugger up a dwarf gets stuck in a 3x3 wall love this game

Its alot better than when you gen a world, play some forts on it, then realize the world is missing something really important. Or you want to add a mod but cant unless you regen.

whats song at end

LMAO

These are so damn good. Please make more. ❤

The most tragic part of this video is that you have MULTIPLE prophets in a failing fortress 😢 never even gotten one!

so basically sponge men have lived as many lives as possible. from a hipster otaku who goes to a coffee shop to demand sweets for his pillow, to a monkey driving a car. they really have lived longer than us

Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Oh, good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Oh, good God, let me give you my life

Imagine reloading a save just because your expedition leader melted lmao. They're all expendable, even legendary miner, legendary hammerdwarf, legendary weaponsmith fella. He merely gets a fuckawesome tomb made from polished steel and gold statues encrusted with diamonds for his trouble. His replacement is already in training.

Simple solution, only ever have 1 world. I am on year 40 of my first colony.... c'mon it's easy! :P

Simple trick I learned elves dont want you to know is digging a hole to open up flow on the z-level below, so you dig the whole moat then dig out 1 - square from above to open flow.

just close door

Get Perfect world, its a tool usable for the old and premium edition that lets you craft your own landmass and everything, You only have to export the generation paramater you create into DF

👍👍

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Tomar allowed it.

I wish you could warn your dwarves and tell them to run away so these things wouldn’t happen.

I wish you could name your worlds instead of them being called random gibberish.

This is why you don’t fill your moat with water and instead just make it a pitfall. Swimmers can’t cross it and your dwarves have a better chance of surviving the fall.

Undead ghouls are a menace man. Straight up snapped one of my hammerdwarves’ neck that one time.

I wish there was a way to destroy rock from afar with explosives so you wouldn’t need to sacrifice a miner every time you try to mine somewhere dangerous. (it would have to be expensive to balance it out tho)

Me trying to find a good biome next to a really tall mountain and a river with no aquifer and also it has to be savage and have some soil but not too much with a large amount of trees and a cave and also maybe a lake because lakes are cool and I also would like…

bruhhh hahahahahahahahah thats soo good

That's so true... Xd

Just wait until his dwarves try to fight things on the bridge 😢. Sometimes dodging isnt the right answer.

had the same happen to me with a wearephanter in just the second year. Honestly would have faired better if I locked the hatch and waited for it to maybe leave

Not just a floodgate, a MAGMA SAFE floodgate lmao. He's trying to tell you something

I like this video because it feels quite relatable to how I play the game