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Millennium 2.2 part 3: Get Your Ass To Mars
The task is simple: collect enough resources to build the 20000-ton fleet carrier. I noticed that silver was going to be a problem, but didn't anticipate the titanium shortage. I should have built another titanium-mining colony first.
Elon Musk continues to be annoying, but a fully loaded carrier should end the Martian problem once and for all.
00:00 Hello Intertubers
01:55 Miranda S.I.O.S
03:14 Elon Musk attacks!
05:20 Elon Musk attacks
07:25 Elon Musk attacks
09:07 Colonizing Miranda
10:45 Elon Musk attacks
12:00 Miranda Mining
12:56 Elon Musk attacks
13:50 Iron
15:69 Space-COVID??
15:28 Take That, Elon!
16:20 Silver at Miranda
17:34 Elon Musk attacks
18:58 Elon Musk attacks
19:20 Orbital laser limit
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Millennium 2.2, part 1: Moonbase can into space?
Просмотров 428 дней назад
Everyone on Earth is dead. It's up to the 100 people on the moonbase to do... something (it's not even clear what the game's objective is at the start). Just to make things worse, it took about a week for the Mars colony to declare war on us. We should probably do something about that. The first problem is that you need exotic materials to colonize more planets, and you need to colonize to mine...
Wing Commander Privateer - Tarsus Triumphant!
Просмотров 12Месяц назад
The final part of "Get to the derelict in a Tarsus". Cross 3 is the highlight here - this is still one of the hardest missions in the game, but the asteroids - which are presumably there to make the mission harder - ended up helping once again. 00:00 Hello intertubers 00:30 Cross 1 09:56 Cross 2 15:46 Cross 3 38:21 Cross 4 43:51 Derelict
Wing Commander Privateer: Tarsus tribulations
Просмотров 132 месяца назад
The game is getting harder... Oxford 3 was painful, and the first two Palan missions were nightmarish. Fortunately, some ridiculous exploits will take care of the second two Palan missions. 00:00 Hello Intertubers 00:30 Lynch (and Miggs) 3 08:10 Go to Oxford 10:15 Oxford 1 12:50 Oxford 2 14:50 Oxford 3 19:20 Oxford 4 20:56 Go to Palan 25:30 Murphy 1 (died) 28:17 Murphy 1 (died again) 31:05 Murp...
Wing Commander Privateer - Tarsus Time!
Просмотров 202 месяца назад
Does Privateer only have one-and-a-half usable ships, or is that number actually closer to 1.6? Let's find out together. It's probably not a surprise that a Tarsus can get through the early missions. The Confed ambush and Riordian are the main problems here, and both of them can be defeated with missiles and cowardice. 00:00 Hello Intertubers 07:05 Sandoval 07:31 Tayla 10:20 Tayla 2 21:16 Tayla...
Privateer... with achievements?
Просмотров 102 месяца назад
I had to do a little bit of savefile editing to get through the alpha, and one thing sort of led to another... You can get the achievement program here: github.com/zyxophoj/private_dig
The correct way to do the "Site Recon" mission in XCOM
Просмотров 72 месяца назад
Featuring guest commentary by MC Hammer. You can also do this with an assault solder with an alloy cannon, but Training Roulette never made me the ideal soldier (Close Combat specialist is needed, Opportunist is very helpful)
Privateer alpha 3: The endgame
Просмотров 765 месяцев назад
If at first you don't succeed, cheat. If that doesn't work, cheat harder. It is possible to get through the whole game, and kill the Steltek drones. Note the plural form of the word. The game is really fighting back now, as the final mission just seems.. unfinished. 00:00 Cross 3 (the incorrect way) 15:20 Cross 3 (the correct way) 18:10 Teleportation hack 19:35 Cross 4 (new cutscene!) 22:00 Ret...
Privateer alpha 2: Hexedit boogaloo
Просмотров 225 месяцев назад
If at first you don't succeed, ... cheat. Savefile editing makes it possible to continue with the plot missions, but the game is really fighting back now. in particular, Lynn Murphy's second mission now takes place in an asteroid field. This was monstrously difficult, and I ended up deleting about 5 failed attempts from this video. 00:00 Hello Intertubers 00:28 Savefile shenanigans 02:15 Oxford...
Privateer Alpha?!?
Просмотров 775 месяцев назад
I know I play old games, but maybe they could be a little bit older? An alpha build of Privateer, from about 6 weeks before the initial release, has been discovered. A big shout out to Ben Lesnick (aka www.youtube.com/@banditloaf) is warranted here, for spending $500 on this, so the rest of us can download it for free. It looks like the programmers really worked their arses off fixing bugs in t...
Happy 4/20 and also Wizkid
Просмотров 259 месяцев назад
Happy 4/20! Many years ago, a wizard and his cat built a ball-shaped spaceship and used it to save the world. That was Wizball. This is the sequel, which happens a few years later. Somehow the wizard and the ball had a kid, and that's not even the strangest thing going on here. 00:00: Hello Intertubers 02:30: Boom 03:25: Game starts 08:58: Level 2 13:25: Level 3 20:30: Level 4 26:08: Level 5 29...
Let's Play K240 6: Plants?
Просмотров 710 месяцев назад
The Swixarans are intelligent plants. Based on their tech, they're probably smarter than we are... The big gimmick is that their main asteroid is invisible until the cloaking generators on other asteroids are destroyed. That also means they get a head start with 3 asteroids at the beginning of the game. They have a few special missiles: One insta-kills sensor arrays and only sensor arrays. This...
Let's play K240 5: Team Jacob.
Просмотров 1810 месяцев назад
Next up, it's the Rigellian Confederation. The manual describes them as "very trigger-happy with missiles", and they have some special missiles too - one of them halves power generation for a while (I notice I've been hit with one of these at 45:30), another causes a virus outbreak, and a third is a better version of the nuclear missile. The one that really hurt me is a virus missile at 34:00. ...
Let's Play k240 4: Big Green Lizardmen
Просмотров 610 месяцев назад
Let's Play k240 4: Big Green Lizardmen
Let's play K240 3: Ax-ing the wrong questions
Просмотров 2411 месяцев назад
Let's play K240 3: Ax-ing the wrong questions
Let's Play K240 2: Worm Food
Просмотров 1011 месяцев назад
Let's Play K240 2: Worm Food
Let's Play K240 1: Bug Squashing
Просмотров 2011 месяцев назад
Let's Play K240 1: Bug Squashing
Privateer: Righteous Fire Speedrun: 1:45:05
Просмотров 62Год назад
Privateer: Righteous Fire Speedrun: 1:45:05
Independence - Colonization part 5
Просмотров 12Год назад
Independence - Colonization part 5
Spain Ragequits - Colonization part 4
Просмотров 16Год назад
Spain Ragequits - Colonization part 4
Brittannia rules the waves - Colonization part 3
Просмотров 20Год назад
Brittannia rules the waves - Colonization part 3
Righteous Fire Speedrun: 1:51:16
Просмотров 58Год назад
Righteous Fire Speedrun: 1:51:16
Totally voluntary cotton-picking arrangements - Colonization part 2
Просмотров 21Год назад
Totally voluntary cotton-picking arrangements - Colonization part 2
Zyxophoj does Thanksgiving: Colonization part 1
Просмотров 29Год назад
Zyxophoj does Thanksgiving: Colonization part 1
The correct way to do the "Stolen Property" mission in Command&Conquer
Просмотров 89Год назад
The correct way to do the "Stolen Property" mission in Command&Conquer
The Settlers 2, part 6b: Stealing the Stargate
Просмотров 41Год назад
The Settlers 2, part 6b: Stealing the Stargate
How not to play Privateer, part 12: Arthur DiBianca's Easter Egg
Просмотров 203Год назад
How not to play Privateer, part 12: Arthur DiBianca's Easter Egg
The Settlers 2, part 6a: Red Dead (no redemption)
Просмотров 45Год назад
The Settlers 2, part 6a: Red Dead (no redemption)
The Settlers 2, part 5: Grey is the new green
Просмотров 29Год назад
The Settlers 2, part 5: Grey is the new green
Privateer time trials: RF Masterson 4
Просмотров 134Год назад
Privateer time trials: RF Masterson 4

Комментарии

  • @frankweesner2050
    @frankweesner2050 11 дней назад

    We need leeinfowcements

  • @solan7978
    @solan7978 Месяц назад

    That makes it a good game! Political correctness is insane evil.

  • @TET2005
    @TET2005 Месяц назад

    Suicide drones is the newest tech.

  • @theelitistjerkmetalhead8047
    @theelitistjerkmetalhead8047 Месяц назад

    They couldn't make this shit nowadays, and that's why all the new games are so boring and forgettable and this still has a cult following 2 decades later.

  • @vadim6385
    @vadim6385 Месяц назад

    I'm glad it wasn't made in 2020s then. Otherwise it would be another woke shit show.

  • @tachi1034
    @tachi1034 Месяц назад

    its very politically incorrect with how the wyger Muslims rebelling right now

  • @cazao24
    @cazao24 Месяц назад

    Now, finish the game with the Galaxy! 🤪😝

    • @zyxophoj
      @zyxophoj Месяц назад

      Ha. Most of that should still be possible - in fact, I used a Galaxy for the Oxford and Palan fights in my no-centurion "speedrun". The Galaxy is almost better than the Tarsus in every way... the one exception is that it's bigger and therefore easier to hit. The Galaxy's fat ass is going to be a problem when running from the confeds in Lynch 3, but its turrets can give pursuers a hard time. The worst mission will be Cross 3 - fighting in asteroids is a very bad idea for a larger ship.

  • @cazao24
    @cazao24 Месяц назад

    Dude, you are a a mad lad! 😝

  • @killerwolfZeita1171
    @killerwolfZeita1171 2 месяца назад

    this isnt "politically incorrect" this is just what normal is and the crazys hate normal

  • @talalasad538
    @talalasad538 2 месяца назад

    It is almost 2025. I came home yesterday from a 4 hour LAN Session at a LAN Cafe playing Zero Hour in Jordan. I can assure you, 0 Arabs are offended by the game.

  • @brentonherbert7775
    @brentonherbert7775 3 месяца назад

    Just as it should be. And thats why this game was so cool and fun. Because it didnt care it was over the top silly and fun. Compare this to games today where they are so sensitive.

  • @Jamasen
    @Jamasen 3 месяца назад

    kino

  • @seamuspink9098
    @seamuspink9098 3 месяца назад

    its peak

  • @titusbraxin2188
    @titusbraxin2188 3 месяца назад

    Politically Incorrect yes, but a fortune teller in some ways.

  • @musty5551
    @musty5551 3 месяца назад

    GG! That game require insane amount of clicking.

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 3 месяца назад

    Nothing stops the mail, special delivery!

  • @Valehass
    @Valehass 4 месяца назад

    Its all stereotypes, my favourite is the American missile launcher guys who say "Ill fire at anything", good friendly fire reference. All good fun before the socialist left started methodically extracting fun from everything.

  • @omarselim6281
    @omarselim6281 4 месяца назад

    I feel like there were more politically incorrect things within the game than this lol. Maybe the rocket buggy ululating while firing for starters hahah or the chinese units pronouncing saying Locket Launcher Leady Genewaw

  • @josephjoshuamadine1293
    @josephjoshuamadine1293 4 месяца назад

    Jesus loves you. He is your savior. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand!!😊

  • @manjeetgill1
    @manjeetgill1 4 месяца назад

    Which part of Bradford was this filmed in?

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan 4 месяца назад

    And the Americans were lazy. LOL!

  • @patrikpotoczky9780
    @patrikpotoczky9780 4 месяца назад

    scary how it now shows europe and migration crysis, seem 1:1

  • @kwisatzhaderach9591
    @kwisatzhaderach9591 4 месяца назад

    this level was pretty hard

  • @kwisatzhaderach9591
    @kwisatzhaderach9591 4 месяца назад

    Games were better back then.

  • @JPINFV
    @JPINFV 4 месяца назад

    I will always remember the line, "AK 47s... FOR EVERYONE"

  • @GalesCat
    @GalesCat 4 месяца назад

    I played this a ton in 2003.

  • @Alstyr-
    @Alstyr- 4 месяца назад

    Here in Asia we have the holy trinity. GLA, USA, AND CHINA. Depends on whose faster on teching and micro and macro management. GLHF

  • @malt3aserz
    @malt3aserz 4 месяца назад

    The Chinese hackers and the terrorist slaves are just golden 😂

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 4 месяца назад

    The PLA killing Muslims? Seems pretty real world accurate to me.

  • @Jihadar76
    @Jihadar76 4 месяца назад

    What? What's wrong with 'AK-47 for everyone'?

  • @Matt-cz6ti
    @Matt-cz6ti 4 месяца назад

    A shamefur dispray!

  • @hertoramann
    @hertoramann 4 месяца назад

    This game teached me that ak 47 should be for everyone.

  • @floofymufii4154
    @floofymufii4154 4 месяца назад

    Me favorite is china US and GLA for China i mean is fine but only they lack one infantry is sniper other infantry in china is mortar and others but i rather china needs sniper like pathfinder for balance because us pathfinders are infantry killers china needs sniper same goes for GLA because u rely on jarmen kell for infantry killer for china tanks hmm still needs some buff battlemaster bit fine but strong bit weaker plus it has machine gun but only fire main guns so gives the battlemaster fire machine gun other vehicles is fine idc overlord is fine to me but artillery is fine but one artillery tank unit is concern me is nuke launcher because most annoying thing is pack up and deploy meaning it has no siege mode so is fine as long u dont puy it near buildings because friendly fire for china aircraft is fine but it needs attack chopper like USA has for USA seem fine but for is tanks is fine but it needs heavy tank like overlords also for crusader it needs bit buff for US air force still fine but it needs one air unit to completed us airforce division blackhawk for GLA fine but one defs is stinger site needs buff because stinger units got absolutely spam killed by pathfinders for GLA infantry is fine but needs one unit ofc sniper for GLA airforce none sad because is unfinished for GLA tanks fine but i dont think it needs heavy tank because is fine because they got marauder tank so is fine so yeah i love this game but some faction like us china and gla can br overpower or bit weak or can be both

  • @PaulsOver9000
    @PaulsOver9000 4 месяца назад

    Funniest part of this is realizing the Chinese guy says "we're being over run!" Like, your country has double the population.... OF THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST COMBINED. 😂😂😂

  • @panicfarm9874
    @panicfarm9874 4 месяца назад

    What’s wrong with that?

  • @iphatbass
    @iphatbass 4 месяца назад

    GLA soundtrack is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ih8temoney
    @ih8temoney 5 месяцев назад

    Politically incorrect, but Culturally Correct. 😂😂😂

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos 5 месяцев назад

    The good old times...

  • @BTG514
    @BTG514 5 месяцев назад

    Loved Generals. Would repurchase if it didn't mean I had to deal with EA. Every time I say "laters" it's an homage to the Humvee.

  • @sloppyjoppy8226
    @sloppyjoppy8226 5 месяцев назад

    God i remember why i love this game so much 😂

  • @papa-deuce
    @papa-deuce 5 месяцев назад

    Who is Lee enforcement?

  • @charlescrocco7896
    @charlescrocco7896 5 месяцев назад

    If I remember correctly, Pirates get friendly with you if you take out a bunch of Retros. It has something to do with how the reputations are calculated in the game. If you took out...let's say 500 or so Retros before fighting anyone else, you should be able to take out a few Confed Paradigm warships to get the Kilrathi friendly. From there, as long as you regularly accept missions to fight Retros, your reputation among the various factions should be friendly outside of scripted hostiles. Then, after taking out enough Retros, you'll get Retros to be friendly because of the reputation level underflow rolling it from minimum to maximum.

    • @zyxophoj
      @zyxophoj 5 месяцев назад

      That's how it works in the real game, but in the alpha, it seems to be different. Retros are randomly friendly, and the militia and confeds don't seem to care about all the hunters I killed.

    • @charlescrocco7896
      @charlescrocco7896 5 месяцев назад

      @@zyxophoj Interesting. I wonder if it's a different version of the reputation system, where the results are subject to some sort of randomization.

  • @cazao24
    @cazao24 5 месяцев назад

    My dude! Thanx for the video! 😁

  • @FactStorm
    @FactStorm 5 месяцев назад

    The nostalgia brings amusement too lol :)

  • @michaelrosenstock9187
    @michaelrosenstock9187 5 месяцев назад

    Seems pretty accurate to me

  • @C21H30O2
    @C21H30O2 5 месяцев назад

    Reality is politically incorrect.

  • @Ledz3p
    @Ledz3p 5 месяцев назад

    Reality usually isn’t very politically correct either 😅

  • @Amcor09
    @Amcor09 5 месяцев назад

    back when everyone wasn't a sissy.

  • @bitcores
    @bitcores 5 месяцев назад

    Things that worked in the Alpha that still work in the release version are intended, right?

    • @zyxophoj
      @zyxophoj 5 месяцев назад

      It's hard to say. I'm pretty sure that tractor-duping is a bug, but that works in the alpha. If something is obvious and they left it in, then it's probably intended.. but maybe they just ran out of time.

    • @sandovali_sepstein
      @sandovali_sepstein 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t think so. To be fair I think if they spent another 6 weeks of development the game could have had a lot more polish and ran a bit more stable but crashing seems to be a theme of Privateer games

  • @johnkluwe1490
    @johnkluwe1490 5 месяцев назад

    All I see was people trying to protect their shitty.