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is that a gram?

15 years later -- still live by this religiously.

Who is this guy?

My card.. is Strathmore stock. My card … is 60 pound Hold a crease? Absolutely.

I saw Joel at a seminar back in 2014. Hundreds of people were handing him gold bars to listen to him book a flight to Tucson. Women went into labor who weren’t even pregnant when they walked in. People in the aisles were fighting each other to take home his used ketchup packets. He is 300% the real deal.

Is he gonna unalive me ?

great to download this wisdom again, needed a refresher

Paul Allen's card took him only 10 yrs

I still have no idea who this guy is after all these years…but this clip lives rent free in my head 😂

if you need 25 years to design it, perhaps you need to use a graphic designer. they can cut it to 2 week at most. experienced aside, they can also give you insight why card supposed to be card size, whether you have die cut / pop up in it

My card tells you I’m a narcissist then never was told to sit down by my folks

“It’s not about being liked, it’s about being effective.” 100%

Life is not about being liked: it’s about being effective Isn’t that kind of an oxymoron?

Because of the stock.

at first i thought he got som on him as soon as he pulled out his card i was thats the worst way possible to make a card no body is gonna take that card and rome as u have a rectangle card it fits in side the wallet thats a plus point

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One of the gems of internet 1.0

Jason Bateman approves.

This could have been a Million Dollar Extreme skit.

*Patrick Bateman starts sweating*

see, if you made some fancy speech and beat up this guy r8 there, you would also forever be remembered by people, Guaranteed

Airbags pumping out bullshit inflating bubble

Impressive...very nice... Lets see Paul Allens card

The best part is the music that cues as soon as he starts talking about his card.

I never thought I'd say this, but all American Psycho energy aside, the man actually has a point about it being a good idea to practice summarizing your key skill.

Give you the bird cause I’m no sheep

*"Guaranteed"* 🎶💜🌟💜🎶~~~~~>💓°•○☆💕 Edit:💛

This video was an integral part of my childhood

That thing has a damm pop up integrated. This is peak design.

ooh very nice

I know him!! Best Uber driver ever!!

Aye if the customer wants crap who am I to stop them lol 😂

Anyone else imagine American psycho

The sort of guy who pulls the "do you know who I am?" routine on Starbucks baristas who make his order wrong. Spoiler: Nobody ever knows who he is.

It doesn't fit in a roledex because it belongs in the TRAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

All right let's see Paul Allen's card

If I started designing all day every day I’d never be able to create that card in 25 years. This guy is the king of life

I was listening very intently until the point he opened it up - then i began wondering if this was a 'birthday card' - followed by a grin :)

This is literally one of the greatest things that I’ve ever seen in my life

this man smokes crack rock with his money so whats 4 dollars to him when hes smoking pounds of trash with hookers

I know this guy is kind of goofy but "what do you do guaranteed?" is a great question

This must be a joke! Is this for real! 😂😂😂😂😂 when he opened it lol ahahahahahha that thing was like a small book with pictures piping out lol like a kindergarten made it for arts and crafts lol😂

Who here came from Improv 4 Humans?

game grumps brought me here and i dont regret

Now let's see Paul Allen's buissness card

the good old days

"This is the most impressive business card I've ever seen, it's mine." "Derrick's dick is big" Said Derrick.

I would hold onto this card. It's a pretty sad world out there and most things aren't as colorful as they used to be so stuff like this is nice.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.

That was so close to becoming a Too Many Cooks esque infinite satire where he keeps unfolding the business card forever. “And here’s the scratch and sniff section, it’ll take you 45 minutes just to smell it all.” “This part is a riddle.” “Over in this corner is a maze challenge.”