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They age overnight. Like a pear.

Love Steve's " play it again "

"😂 THAT IS THE MOST CONVOLUTED! RIDICULOUS! 😠 Racist... 😂 Piece of material to ever be uttered on radio!!!"

BananaDrama 😂😂😂😂

Oi Cumere

The Chinese woman who said at 27 she was mistook for 24 - this is such a small age difference it's not noteworthy at all!

The weathers good and everything

They do everything weird. Why is chicken orange in China Town?

2:46 Play it again 😂

A right good laugh 😂

“Play it again” 😂😂😂

The way Ricky says the word "racist" so seriously at 2:40 always sends me🤣

2024 anyone

"Wait until you're 30." Holy shit, hes unrelenting 😂😂😂

The way Ricky wheezes out "Chinese" at 2:35 is hilarious 😂

"Karl! You've gone mental!" "A'ight"

Tough year lads but always got these, oh and av' a good Christmas <3

Yeah, he had a right good laff...

You bald manc GIT!

3:24 Oh, Shut Up!

Play it again, Karl

"KARL! YOU'VE GONE MENTAL!" 🤣 "Alright."

"I've cleverly tweaked them"

"Oh and have a good Christmas" will always make me cry laugh.

Shut that door

It's the MVP... the Most Vertical Primate

Long arms, that trophy's high up

Once I found the XFM files and subsequent podcasts back in 2007, I was absolutely hooked. Can't remember how it came about but it's the thing I go back to time and time again, it just never gets old and I can almost lip-sync every show, it's pathetic. I just love it. They're a perfect trio. Ricky provides the hype, outbursts and the risqué button pushing. Steve provides the more considered and clever quips, one-liners and unexpected comedy timing, and Karl...well, Karl just opens his mouth and gold pours out. Absolute peak ridiculousness, it's insane how this lightning was captured in a bottle like this.

2:01 Ricky figured that out so fast 😂😂

“Well we’ll see, won’t we? Time will tell won’t they?”

I personally would have made the discrepancy bigger. When I'm 64 springs to mind. The change for me was at 33.

"I cant do this either."

I'm actually listening to this in Singapore and there's a lot of Chinese knocking about, I have to disagree. They fall into two distinct categories. 1. Not a day older than 20 or 2. Clearly north of 80 and clinging on by their teeth.

5:28 the idea that Joe public made multiple time Bafta and Emmy award winning comedian Ricky Gervais lose his shit with that joke tickles me

Steve’s timing of ‘play it again’ in this is absolute genius

"Play it again!" 🤣

They age worse than us, like a pear 😅

5:37 is one of the best answers from Karl

2:15 YOU BALD MANC GIT

Ricky, Steve, Karl. Jeremy, Richard, James. Anymore brilliant trios?

11 years later (from upload) and I've had a great laugh! Thanks

the first ‘oh, and have good christmas’ is just legendary

Ricky's laugh after Smashing Pumpkins can cure cancer.

5:00 I love how Ricky actually sounds disappointed with Karl 😂

Tbf none of them really understand the causes of global poverty.

Ricky's near-collapse laughing at 2:09 as he instantly realises what it's about slays me every time.

If anyone is wondering about the price of the hamburgers, this aired on 5 April 2003, so £3.45 then is equal to £6.98 now (NZD$13.37), as of 14 January 2023. That’s £1.40 (NZD$2.67) a burger. Can’t speak for English and Welsh people but as a New Zealander that’s unfeasibly good value lol

If it's to do with the Chinese, Phillip Bailey, will be involved

"this bit fooked off, that bit stayed"

Poof Daddy.