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Lyrics Broken condom style Condom style Went to a bar, and noticed a decent looker I said hey girl you look great but don't let this height fool ya I'll buy all your drinks well maybe just a few yeah? Cause I'm broke, from all my dares Take her out the back Tell her it is getting hard to hear Then get her in the sack Got to take off all her underwear Put the condom on Make sure it doesn't tear Oh no what's that there And then we drove and went right to the chemist [hey!] Got a test [hey!] Now I'm stressing that she is pregnant Do I just run? [Hey!] Is that dumb? [Hey!] Gonna sue the people who made the condoms Broken condom style Condom style Op, op, op, op Broken condom style Condom style Op, op, op, op Broken condom style Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Broken condom style Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh I was told everyday that this would eventually happen to me But I said to them that it was propaganda, all of it was phooey I never thought that I'd be a father to a crying brat puking on me Please just let me be I had some awesome hair But now that I've been stressed out by my crying heir Have to go outside just to get some air Cause it smells like diarrhea mixed with a wet bear Me not like it here Finally i got back to sleep, no more crying [yay!] Had a dream [hey!] Now I'm dreaming of a vacation I'm in Spain [Hey!] Baby's awake [Damn!] Gonna sue the people and the condoms they make Broken condom style Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Broken Condom Style Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh Open condom style Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh Gonna sue the people and the condoms they make Broken condom style Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Open Condom Style Eh, pregnant lady Op, op, op, op Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh Broken condom style

Lyrics The best thing about tonight's that we're both single Could it be that we have met this way before I know you don't think that this is long term I know I'm wearing you thin down to the core But hold your breath Because tonight will be the night that I will hit on you Over again Until I make you mine... Cause I can't stand to see my friends groan I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to bone You're impossible to bone This is not what I intended You just swore at me I'd never pick you up I always thought that I was stronger I may have failed And now I'm crying in my car Oh, but hold your breath Because tonight will be the night that I will hit on you Over again Until I make you mine... Cause I can't stand to see my friends groan I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to bone You're impossible to bone So breathe in so steep Let me in I'm not yours to keep And hold onto your words 'Cause talk ain't deep And ill sneak out tonight when you're asleep Because tonight will be the night that I will hit on you Over again Until I make you mine... Cause I can't stand to see my friends groan I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to bone You're impossible to bone Because tonight will be the night that I will hit on you Over again Until I make you mine... Cause I can't stand to see my friends groan I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to bone You're impossible to bone So breathe in so steep Let me in I'm not yours to keep And hold onto your words 'Cause talk ain't deep And ill sneak out tonight when you're asleep Because tonight will be the night that I will hit on you Over again Until I make you mine... Cause I can't stand to see my friends groan I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to bone You're impossible to bone Because tonight will be the night that I will hit on you Over again Until I make you mine... Cause I can't stand to see my friends groan I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to bone You're impossible to bone

Lyrics I wasn't in a good place Needed some space To figure everything out I got a bit better Then I finally met her And she's the best about You make me not feel down On top of the biggest mountain Goodbye... I'm skybound You're so passionate and sweet You sweep me off my feet And I don't know how I never met a girl like you Tell me this is true Because I've been wowed And I owe it all to the girl I adore Makes me love you more If you ever need me There for you I will be I am just a message away I will see you when I can We can make the cutest plans We can make it a day I don't know how I got lucky But I'm glad it happened to me That you are my baby You're so passionate and sweet You sweep me off my feet And I don't know how I never met a girl like you Tell me this is true Because I've been wowed And I owe it all to the girl I adore Makes me love you more When you have to go I miss you more than you know And when your around I pray that time will just slow down Just to be with you Makes my dreams come true And I know you'll miss me to You're so passionate and sweet You sweep me off my feet And I don't know how I never met a girl like you Tell me this is true Because I've been wowed And I owe it all to the girl I adore Makes me love you more

Lyrics If I were rich I would help out my friends No problems for me No problems for them I would hide it from my dates Until I know their whole game I would live humbly Live very far away If i were rich My collections would be the best around Everyone would be envious I would be the talk of the town I'll never forget those from before Who loved me for my faults In fact I'd love them so much more If I were so rich As rich as can be I wouldn't be in debt And neither would he Or them or she... I'd do anything I can So the people close to me could finally relax Could finally feel free If I were rich I would buy a bunch of land Help all the homeless Give them a hand In this world where money is mine No one would ever starve again I'd see people struggle and offer some cash Id help them out Because most people cant I would give a damn Help people where I can Won't expect much back Cause that's just who I am If I were so rich As rich as can be I wouldn't be in debt And neither would he Or them or she... I'd do anything I can So the people close to me could finally relax Could finally feel free If I were so rich As rich as can be I wouldn't be in debt And neither would he Or them or she... I'd do anything I can So the people close to me could finally relax Could finally feel free If I were so rich As rich as can be I would retire and focus on me Save the world and be back home for tea Just to spend some time with my family If I were so rich As rich as can be I wouldn't be in debt And neither would he Or them or she... I'd do anything I can So the people close to me could finally relax Could finally feel free If I were so rich As rich as can be I wouldn't be in debt And neither would he Or them or she... I'd do anything I can So the people close to me could finally relax Could finally feel free Finally feel free

Lyrics I remember when I first saw you You stood out so beautiful I knew I had to message you and just hoped you would message me too you replied and we talked for a couple weeks Not one boring conversation and that's not easy to seek We made a first date and I met the cutest pets Then to the arcade where I got completely wrecked I drove home thinking of you with a smile on my face Didn't even care about coming in second place So how do I tell you thank you For making me feel things I can't believe we found each other So similar are we The memorable dates, laughing like mates It's like we were meant to be I don't know what I'm trying to say But Thank God you swiped my way The second date was just so damn cute I feel like I can be myself around you You make me laugh more than I have before When I'm with you I feel like I don't need anything more Going to see the animals and the way they followed us Then laying on the playground talking for hours Your sense of whimsy and clumsiness too These are just some of the things I like about you So how do I tell you thank you For making me feel things I can't believe we found each other So similar are we The memorable dates, laughing like mates It's like we were meant to be I don't know what I'm trying to say But Thank God you swiped my way Talking to each other up till late Arriving exhausted for our dates But it's worth every bit just to see your smile I would walk for every single mile Seeing and hearing from you really makes my day So, what I guess I'm trying to say... I'm glad you swiped my way So how do I tell you thank you For making me feel things I can't believe we found each other So similar are we The memorable dates, laughing like mates It's like we were meant to be I don't know what I'm trying to say But Thank God you swiped my way So how do I tell you thank you For making me feel things I can't believe we found each other So similar are we The memorable dates, laughing like mates It's like we were meant to be I don't know what I'm trying to say But Thank God you swiped my way Thank God you swiped my way

Lyrics: Can I get a haiyah!? Scream it out louder (louder) Can I get a haiyah!? I think you could do better Can I get a haiyah? Do you want more Call it from the roof or call it from the floor Everybody's waiting, let the sound explode Shout out haiyah and let the moment go Call it out when your busy at work Call it out when someone gives you a smirk Call it out when your out and about You can even tell your dogs and cats to call it out Call it out when your at the mall Call it out when you get kicked in the balls Call it out when the class goes quiet Call it out when someone screams out "riot!" Can I get a haiyah!? Scream it out louder (louder) Can I get a haiyah!? I think you could do better Can I get a haiyah? Do you want more Call it from the roof or call it from the floor Everybody's waiting, let the sound explode Shout out haiyah and let the moment go Call it out when your sister brings home her friend Call it out when she breaks your arm for flirting with her again Call it out when you answer your phone Call it out when you are bored at home Call it out just as soon as you come 9 months later, it can now be yelled out by your son Can I get a haiyah? Scream it out louder (louder) Can I get a haiyah? I think you could do better Can I get a haiyah? Do you want more Call it from the roof or call it from the floor Everybody's waiting, let the sound explode Shout out haiyah and let the moment go Scream it out at the top of your lungs You'll be invincible until the cops come Scream it out, will make you feel higher one more time, can I get a haiyah Can I get a haiyah!? Scream it out louder (louder) Can I get a haiyah!? I think you could do better Can I get a haiyah? Do you want more Call it from the roof or call it from the floor Everybody's waiting, let the sound explode Shout out haiyah and let the moment go

Lyrics: Why is all my passion leaving? I thought I would feel happy, but instead I'm grieving My souls sucked out all of my feelings, takes away my emotions, like its thieving Even with a beautiful girl by my side I can't help be distant and shy No wonder why I think I'll end up alone when I die No matter how hard I try, I just can't feel anything Yeah, not this guy I feel nothing I want to feel something Tried to be loving But turns out I was bluffing I want to see the colors but only ever seeing grey Never feeling alive like a statue on display I'm numb to the world, I'm in a haze Lost in my thoughts, in a perpetual daze I'm searching to feel, but it's hard to find My heart's turned to ice, soul's left behind I'm just going through motions, day by day Tryna find my way, but I'm fading away My emotions are dead, they're on life support I'm a shell of myself, work is calling, hard to report I feel nothing I want to feel something Tried to be loving But turns out I was bluffing I want to see the colors but only ever seeing grey Never feeling alive like a statue on display Empty pages in my mind, no words to express Feeling nothing, just a hollow chest My heart's a ghost town, abandoned and quiet No love, no pain, no way to describe it I'm frozen in time, No emotions stirring Life's passing by, backgrounds blurry, filled with rum I'm a spectator, with unfinished business left undone I feel nothing I want to feel something Tried to be loving But turns out I was bluffing I want to see the colors but only ever seeing grey Never feeling alive like a statue on display Void in my life, like craters so deep Emotions flatlined, There's no pulse to keep I'm a zombie walking, no heartbeat sound Going through motions, never feeling found My mind's a desert, dry and bare No love, no hope, no care Just a shell of a man Just a hollow echo, its all I bare I feel nothing I want to feel something Tried to be loving But turns out I was bluffing I want to see the colors but only ever seeing grey Never feeling alive like a statue on display

Lyrics: I miss that feeling and I won't stop looking I know it's not over yet I won't back down this time I'm alone With nothing but my thoughts to keep me at home Not enough I want to try but the dating scene is rough I miss that feeling and I won't stop looking I know it's not over yet I won't back down this time I gave up for a long time, never thought i would find love I could call mine Had it once but it turned out wrong I was blind but now I see love makes us strong There's a feeling you get more powerful than money When you hold tight the people you love, you get plenty Your rich now, congratulations, but even with this inflation, I'm still poorer than the whole damn population You're not good enough! I miss that feeling and I won't stop looking I know it's not over yet I won't back down this time I'm alone With nothing but my thoughts to keep me at home Not enough I want to try but the dating scene is rough I miss that feeling and I won't stop looking I know it's not over yet I won't back down this time I miss that feeling and I won't stop looking I know it's not over yet I won't back down this time

first like from me

Lyrics: I'm the king around here All I smell from you is fear Face on milk Looks like you've gone and disappeared I don't need nobody Got my beast beside me Face down, arms up claws deep inside your body I'm the king around here All I smell from you is fear Face on milk Looks like you've gone and disappeared I don't need nobody Got my beast beside me Face down, arms up claws deep inside your body Don't test me you might break Unlike sheep I don't believe a word you say So weak now Caught cheating Now I see that my backs all bleeding I'm the king around here All I smell from you is fear Face on milk Looks like you've gone and disappeared I don't need nobody Got my beast beside me Face down, arms up claws deep inside your body I'm worn out Tank empty I still push, I know it's inside of me I move on I don't cling Some things are made to be broken I've got many scars to count I hide them so they don't get found Might be impossible for me to break I'm a mighty wolf While you're a lying snake Spewing venom when you talk son I rip out their throats when I feel like I'm done Welcome to the new frontier I'm told I'm the only king around here I'm the king around here All I smell from you is fear Face on milk Looks like you've gone and disappeared I don't need nobody Got my beast beside me Face down, arms up claws deep inside your body I'm worn out Tank empty I still push, I know it's inside of me I move on I don't cling Some things are made to be broken

The one and only song on carny's Spotify lol

Lyrics: There once was a demon both ugly and mean then came some heroes that made the world clean of monsters, creatures, unholy things now all the hunters sing oh when the hunters come, grab your swords, ale and crumbs when we kill the monster scum the hunting will be done The hunters travelled near and far, they had each other, they had a bar to carry on to horror and woe they defeated all their foes oh when the hunters come, grab your swords, ale and crumbs when we kill the monster scum the hunting will be done When they heard a new type of breed The Hunters became all cocky and keen They got there with swords in hands But not one of them left that land oh when the hunters come, grab your swords, ale and crumbs when we kill the monster scum the hunting will be done When this news came back to friends They sent their armies, many of them Marched in rain and sun and snow As all the hunters go oh when the hunters come, grab your swords, ale and crumbs when we kill the monster scum the hunting will be done As they marched they looked above Halted in place, holy fuck The monsters towered past the clouds No hunter left those grounds oh when the hunters come, grab your swords, ale and crumbs when we kill the monster scum the hunting will be done

Jesus Christ is King 👑✝️💯

This is hood classsic

Lyrics: I see the fire in her eyes, a burning flame A whispered promise, a wicked game She's got me under her spell, a helpless thrall I know I should escape, but I'm bound to fall She's a mystery, a darkness I adore A siren's call, I'm coming back for more Devil woman, I'm so sick of this Devil woman, Trapped in the taste of your wicked kiss Devil woman, how am I into this? Devil woman, Can't escape the darkness that is the abyss Oh, devil woman, you're a spell on me Oh, Devil woman, A curse, got me begging to be free Midnight kisses, a taste of sin She's got me wrapped around her finger, bleeding within A web of lies, a heart of stone I know I'm playing with fire, but I can't leave her alone She's a rebel heart, a renegade soul I'm a prisoner of lust, losing control Maybe I'll find my way out of the night Maybe I'll learn to resist her sight But until then, I'm forever bound To the secrets you keep, and the lies i've found Devil woman, I'm so sick of this Devil woman, Trapped in the taste of your wicked kiss Devil woman, how am I into this? Devil woman, Can't escape the darkness that is the abyss Oh, devil woman, you're a spell on me Oh, Devil woman, A curse, got me begging to be free Devil woman, I'm so sick of this Devil woman, Trapped in the taste of your wicked kiss Devil woman, how am I into this? Devil woman, Can't escape the darkness that is the abyss Oh, devil woman, you're a spell on me Oh, Devil woman, A curse, got me begging to be free

Lyrics: I go to the cornfields and pluck away My father told me to work all day On the farm we have many things But corn is one thing I do cling It's bright and yellow like the sun Tastes good on everything even buns There's many things you can do with corn I've told you now you've been forewarned And I know This is my favourite It could be yours too If you would try it Corn on the cob, creamed corn, grilled corn, sweet corn, cornflakes, barbecued corn, baby corn and popcorn corn I like to eat my corn in a bowl but if you touch them I'll shove them up your hole I like to eat my corn on a plate but if you touch them I'll never be your mate I like to eat my corn upside down but if you touch them I'll slap you around My father always gets annoyed that I only work on corn But he will never get the fact that to me it is better than pawn Cornnnnn! I have corn syrup I like to chug It's from the bottle no need mugs My father tells me the cows need me But the cornfields are the only thing I see It's tasty and for everyone If you don't eat it I'll tell your mum Keep those birds very far away I placed a corncrow, it's made from hay You should eat it 24 7 I harvested some, here is 11 There is just one more thing you need to know When it comes to corn I am king.. bro This is my favourite It could be yours too If you would try it Corn on the cob, creamed corn, grilled corn, sweet corn, cornflakes, barbecued corn, baby corn and popcorn corn I like to eat my corn

Lyrics: Pc is lagging I'm screaming I've fallen they shoot me now its call of duty I died in Call of Duty x3 Fans got a busted blade My PC's so loud I'm hoping to upgrade, cause i died in Call of Duty I died in Call of Duty x3 Swatters think they can get to me I'm 'bout to drop a gas bomb so I can leave But when I reach down to grab it from my sleeve My screen goes black, nothing's on my TV Now I'm trapped, can't move, can't breathe Cause my monitor glitched now, my character's on its knees Spectating from above, controller in my hand Just another casualty in this virtual land Got dropped like a noob in a ranked match, P V P Ratio keeps on taking a hit, K D I'm dropping in, got my sights on the prize But next thing I know, I'm watching from the skies Hit by a sniper, no scoped, what a beast The bullet came flying, tell my family I'm deceased My team is screaming at me, I'm feeling the shame I got outranked, outgunned, and out-flamed New match now, but my pride's still sore Back in the fight, and I'm looking for more I'm disconnected got served By myself, I thought I was protected now i died in Call of Duty I died in Call of Duty x3 Fans got a busted blade My PC's so loud I'm hoping to upgrade, cause i died in Call of Duty I died in Call of Duty x3

Lyrics: Before you go let us sing you farewell Oh Stark it's so sad to see you go But you know We have your back We'll drop everything and head right back And I know it hurts to leave But you must spread your wings I really am singing Baby bird is now flying It must be scary Could say quite eerie But please don't be weary This is just the start of your journey Is it over? Oh Ho Oh Ho We're there no matter how far you go oh ho oh ho It's quite sad, some say it blows oh ho oh ho Just a pigeon carrier away you know oh Ho oh Ho goodbye my friend tonight we woe You really don't have to do this I know you will miss me sing So a magic tune I bring I want to give you this ring Of melodies I am the king Lets put you in a catapult and see how high you can fling Oh Ho Oh Ho We're there no matter how far you go oh ho oh ho It's quite sad, some say it blows oh ho oh ho Just a pigeon carrier away you know oh Ho oh Ho goodbye my friend tonight we woe Please I beg you, stop singing! Oh Ho Oh Ho We're there no matter how far you go oh ho oh ho It's quite sad, some say it blows oh ho oh ho Just a pigeon carrier away you know oh Ho oh Ho goodbye my friend tonight we woe Oh god

Bastion will return one day

That's brilliant, very well done yes

Lyrics: When you need a task done Or someone's on the run Who do you call Need a great big feast Or slay a great big beast Who do you call When you have a problem Who do you think will solve it They call him bastion Oooo They call him bastion Ahh Bastion is his name and this is his game They call him Bastion When you need a puzzle solved When your darkest fears starts to unfold Who do you call If you don't know who to trust Or just need a good thrust Who do you call When you need a dragon from the sky Who's there by your side They call him bastion Oooo They call him bastion Ahh Bastion is his name and this is his game They call him Bastion When a murder mystery reaches its pace Who do you think is on the case Ever need a hand Well Bastion is your man They call him Bastion They call him bastion Oooo They call him bastion Ahh Bastion is his name and this is his game They call him Bastion They call him bastion Oooo They call him bastion Ahh Bastion is his name and this is his game They call him Bastion

Lyrics: I wish you a violent feasting I wish you a violent feasting I wish you a violent feasting Now fetch me a beer A banquet I bring including my kin I wish you a violent feasting Now fetch me a beer Oh, bring us some goblin ale Oh, bring us some goblin ale Oh, bring us some goblin ale I'll drink it right here A banquet I bring including my kin I wish you a violent feasting Now fetch me a beer I wonder what they taste like I wonder what they taste like I wonder what they taste like So bring them right here A banquet I bring including my kin I wish you a violent feasting Now fetch me a beer We all like some roast goblins We all like some roast goblins We all like some roast goblins With all of its peers A banquet I bring including my kin I wish you a violent feasting Now fetch me a beer I wish you a violent feasting I wish you a violent feasting I wish you a violent feasting Now get on my stove A banquet I bring including my kin I wish you a violent feasting Now fetch me a beer Now fetch me a beer Now fetch me a beer

Lyrics: Your eyes are a trigger, a loaded gun A single glance and my restraint becomes undone The tension builds, a pressure that won't cease A violent reaction, I'm down on my knees I'm electrified, a live wire in the dark A primal response, X sets the mark You turn me to a animal [animal] I can't handle this anymore [anymore] My feet don't work so i crawl [so I crawl] Turn away so I can shut the door [shut the door] You turn me to a animal [animal] I can't handle this anymore [anymore] My feet don't work so i crawl [so I crawl] Turn away so I can shut the door [shut the door] Oh baby, got me acting like... an animal My instincts take over, I'm on the prowl I'm biting my knuckles, can't help but growl Your presence is a riot in my head A feeling of pure fire rages like an ember red It's like a wave crashing into my soul A primal urge that's taking control You turn me to a animal [animal] I can't handle this anymore [anymore] My feet don't work so i crawl [so I crawl] Turn away so I can shut the door [shut the door] Oh baby, got me acting like... an animal I'm consumed by the heat, i can't escape the shame Helpless to look your way and I don't even know your name I'm a force unleashed, untamed and free I better run cause You awakened the beast in me You turn me to a animal [animal] I can't handle this anymore [anymore] My feet don't work so i crawl [so I crawl] Turn away so I can shut the door [shut the door] Oh baby, got me acting like... an animal

Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

Lyrics: Sleepless nights, All too human can't fall asleep, it passes through the seasons silence, all my thoughts will you deliver me deliver me please help, please help Dream me a dream (x5) Rough nights rest, sleepless days go by Broken light, cant close my eyes Silence all my calls, try to, try to fall will you deliver me, deliver me please help, please help Dream me a dream (x5) restless days, ode to humans please just leave, I'm recharging, unblooming All the pieces fall, eyes are feeling raw will you deliver me deliver me save me, save me Rough nights rest, sleepless days go by Broken light, cant close my eyes Silence all my calls, try to, try to fall will you deliver me, deliver me Dream me a dream (x5)

Lyrics: Here is another true story, yeah you guessed it, it's about my good friend Bobby We were hungry, aching, pleading, we didn't have dinner yet Couldn't make up our minds, take out or cooking, so we decided to place a bet We played rock, paper, scissors, goddamn I lost, it didn't matter as he was about to get real cross We were living together and would go out a lot, there was something that would annoy Bob but it wouldn't stop Drove to the mall, sat down on my balls, bobby bumped his head complaining about being too tall We get out of my car looking like dags Not again, God damn it we forgot our bags After debate we wondered down the produce aisle, I saw a man from work who looked homeless and in denial The man made eye contact and came up to me looking confused, he said I thought you worked in retail, and I said yeah I still do He said you got another job, caring for people who can't do it themselves I said no why does everyone think that, this week we've had like twelve The man kept going, he swore I was lying, from embarrassment bobby was dying I wanted to but never burst out laughing but it was clear that bobby was snapping The man unsure just walked away, i don't know why he didn't say sorry Hand clenched in a fist, in such frustration was poor old bobby He turned to me and said not again, I'm not disabled just a dopey grin I hate that guy he's lucky he just departed Because for the last bloody time, I'm not retarded! so what's the point of this song, don't judge people with such haste, think before speaking otherwise can you please just shut your face Not again... just wanted to get some damn food... Now I have to deal with this shit..

Lyrics Tis be I says I Let me take seat so you can grovel beneath my feet. The names Fatbeard I'll kill your family as you watch me eat oh sl@ves! Drop the beat! Out on the open seas I got my hand, eye and leg severed by a Pirate and left to freeze on an island where I got many diseases left to die in the vast trees and I don't know what please is. When a tribe of natives greet and plead and lavished me for a feed but I'm nasty and crafty and you can't put it past me that I spun around and told them a great shanty After I whipped them, I chained them, made them all my sl@ves. I sent them out to do my bidding its a lazy day You better back up before I cannonball, just like my loyalty you'll never know where I'll fall I stole this Pirate hat back when I was 13 but I'm baffled I got killed by a cat on my team, got resurrected by a priest and killed an old man, the party got upset but I don't give a damn Best piece of advice don't go near the fey, turned to a blimp, lost my shit, mushrooms aye No doubt I survived and I'll always thrive I'll be deep in your nightmares then I'll go for a ride Yee-ha!

Lyrics: Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off I try to be nice and look where that's got me, I put in my all, now my wallet is empty I'm sick of always being the good guy, Polite even when you make me wanna die When I walk past people I tend to say hi, so why is it that I'm struggling to get by, And I often stress my words so I stay shy, It's worse than death so I think that I might fly Don't mistake My manners for weakness, I do what I need to protect my uniqueness But when you pile on and I snap don't blame me for the bleakness I just wanna burst like a balloon, tell your whole family they can suck my dik too Is any of this getting through, maybe we should sing the Chorus again for you Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off I try to be kind, but it's just a waste of time My generosity's a vice, leaving me in a bind I'm tired of being the doormat, stepped on and ignored My patience is wearing thin, my anger's exploding for sure I put on a smile, but it's hiding my pain I'm fed up with being disrespected, treated like this is all a game Don't mistake my calm for fear, I'm a storm waiting to rise When I reach my limit, you'll feel the fire in my eyes I'm not a pushover, I'm a force to be reckoned with I'm over all you people, so you can fuck off ya bitch I was into you, but I'm over it now And I was tryin' to be nice But nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out A-B-C-D-E, F-U And your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

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Lyrics: I've been coasting along, trying to do it alone but failure is all I see. I've made some mistakes, body's starting to break and my life is tumbling down on me. I don't know who I am but I'm still young I guess, was hoping it would all work out. It doesn't work that way, gotta seize the day, have to get rid of that doubt Guess ill never have a big old fancy house, with a wife and some kids, and a super car. A successful business with a lot of money and a group of friends that meet at the bar Never have my name plastered across the screens, never to be in everyone's memories, but at least i still got my health, my friends and my family I haven't dated in a while, hearts in denial, I feel like I'm not enough My stomach is turning, my whole life's burning, no one can't tell me I'm tough Wondering when my life's gonna turn around, it has to be soon somehow Cause I can't get lower, gotta show some composure, one day I'll figure it out My parents told me life's not as it seems, I guess they were right as usual Life hits hard if your not ready, time to start becoming unmovable Guess ill never have a big old fancy house, with a wife and some kids, and a super car. A successful business with a lot of money and a group of friends that meet at the bar Never have my name plastered across the screens, never to be in everyone's memories, but at least i still got my health, my friends and my family Guess ill never have a big old fancy house, with a wife and some kids, and a super car. A successful business with a lot of money and a group of friends that meet at the bar Never have my name plastered across the screens, never to be in everyone's memories, but at least i still got my health, my friends and my family

Lyrics: Woke up this morning, feeling broke as hell Back's aching, throwing up, just feeling so damn unwell Shoulder's killing me, i can't move my arm Hand's cramping up, maybe I should start to alarm Neck's stiffening, like a man left to freeze Feet burning, like they've been stung by a ton of bees Bumped my head, now it's bruised and sore Smashed my knuckle, cause apparently I wanted some more My body's killing me, and I'm told I'm still in my prime I'm only 30 but everything hurts all of the time I look fit enough to take on the world but I'm in agony everything's falling apart, like a worn-out machine might look okay but it's not what it seems My body doesn't really appear to like.. me Maybe I should slow down, take it a bit more easy Listen to my body, before i can't move around as freely But life keeps moving, and I gotta keep the pace Tryna find a balance, in this endless race So I'll take a deep breath, and let it slide Try to shake this feeling, and step outside Gonna find a way, to heal and mend 'Cause my body's destroying me, and this has got to end! My body's killing me, and I'm told I'm still in my prime I'm only 30 but everything hurts all of the time I look fit enough to take on the world but I'm in agony everything's falling apart, like a worn-out machine might look okay but it's not what it seems My body doesn't really appear to like.. me Stubbed my toe on the bedframe table Kicked my shin, gonna end up disabled Poked my eye on a branch in the night It's like my body's waging war, and I'm losing the fight Every step I take, feels like a mistake My body's screaming at me, "Please stop for goodness' sake!" I'm a walking disaster, a one-man show just wandering around till I'm ready to let go! My body's killing me, and I'm told I'm still in my prime I'm only 30 but everything hurts all of the time I look fit enough to take on the world but I'm in agony everything's falling apart, like a worn-out machine might look okay but it's not what it seems My body doesn't really appear to like.. me

Lyrics: I still remember when you followed me home For three whole days, you must have felt so alone. I loved you from the moment we first met We made memories that ill never forget My baby, my girl, my friend. These feelings, they won't ever end Tears flood the world, water is all I see, everyday, everyday is a rainy day to me I wish I could rewind time, see the signs I just can't do this without your guidance When I felt dark you would cast the light But my baby girl is gone, My baby Night Your gentle eyes, a comforting sight Your loud purrs, my lullaby at night I felt safe when I felt your heartbeat Your soft fur, and the way that you'd eat I never thought you leave me so soon Whenever i look around, I still see you Whispers of your presence never left the room. God it hurts. Stuck in my bedroom. I wish I could rewind time, see the signs I just can't do this without your guidance When I felt dark you would cast the light But my baby girl is gone, My baby Night Your last moments haunt me, It was rough I spent all day with you and it wasn't enough I'd do anything to just spend another day with you I know I meant the world but you did too I wish I could rewind time, see the signs I just can't do this without your guidance When I felt dark you would cast the light But my baby girl is gone, My baby Night

Lyrics: Daniel works all day, red causes dismay Everything was fine, then played with gas line Red called his mate, he answered right away Went to the pub in the day, said Red could stay, he got a job, Daniels got bills to pay, business ruined on the way, fired on the first day, back in school abducted Genghis Khan with a time ray He's a super Saiyan and he's the voice of reason, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Red was on his own, till he blew up his home, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Went to school together, parted ways till much later, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Together till the end cause Daniel signed in pen, its a crazy super duper ever stupid, Red excluded, modern fable! Daniel got sent out an invite, to see all the ships Red tagged along but he gave them the slip Buttons pushed, wrong one hit, now the moon lays in bits In high school Daniel had a bully, flagpoles where he sits Daniels sick of Reds shit, takes him back, he's unfit Kills undead, didn't go for the head, slipped through time, with that said He's a super Saiyan and he's the voice of reason, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Red was on his own, till he blew up his home, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Went to school together, parted ways till much later, its a modern fable, its a modern fable He's a super Saiyan and he's the voice of reason, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Red was on his own, till he blew up his home, its a modern fable, its a modern fable Went to school together, parted ways till much later, its a modern fable, its a modern fable I killed a bunch of zombies No you didn't, they weren't rotting its a crazy super duper, better view her, its all newer, modern fable!

Lyrics: Here is a true story, you might like it or you just might feel sorry About my good friend, for the sake of this song, let's just call him bobby. we were chilling chatting talking. I don't know what it must have been, but it made us hungry we had made a list, but shit, left it in the bin We drove to the mall and got out our car, he always tells me i park way too far Bobby just passed gas, i rush out as a gag we get to the shops oh god damn it we forgot our bags. We stroll down to each and every aisle to see what we could eat, he wanted frozen meals and ice-cream come on man i just want some meat But i gave in to his request as my stomach rumbled, but the next thing to happen to the guy made him feel real humbled. An old man came up to me looking proud and said in error, you doing a great job sonny you must be this mans career I said he's just a mate and he said sorry please disregard, he walked away, poor bobby in shock almost had a heart attack. He slowly turned to me with a face of utter bombardment, he paused for a sec to think and said did he just call me bloody retarded So what's the point of this song, don't judge people with such hast, think before speaking otherwise you can just shut your face Like who just says that to people, just minding our own damn business...

Lyrics: When you call me a nerd what does that even mean, I'm a nerd cause i play D&D? cant we agree, ill be doing me and you can be whoever you wanted to be "You should grow up your stuck in the past" Whatever man you can kiss my ass i love fantasy and sci-fi, how's that gayer then a game with balls and guys huh? There's a whole geek army and trust me there is no limit, if you talk shit they'll be there in a minute Admit it there's no stranger things then you declaring star-wars, on people just for liking the lord of the rings I marvel at your insults but i don't hulk out, heartrates flat, I'm chill like Blackbolt cause i don't shout That don't get results i PlayStation the long game, freak you out, without a doubt, soon you'll be laying in your Xbox wishing you could reroute but its too late you missed out cause you were way too busy being too proud I just cant DC why cosplay is labelled childish, its not just for kids trust me there is some r rated shit I lie in wait for hours just to watch the latest movie, i don't give two shits if I've seen it already spoilers make me moody, move your booty, i cant see this damn beauty, your big ass head is blocking me from seeing chewy I'll go back to the future to escape from your Jurassic park, when i watch the princess bride i don't want no snide remarks I feel like I'm bilbo cause i am going to embark on an adventure through a labyrinth and its 12 o'clock Bring a book cause i am taking you to class, see all these movies in the box office, they surpass, sharp as glass, if you tell me you ain't seen them then i will harass, don't come to my house cause you shall not pass We're all just living in the matrix, don't believe everything its an inception life likes to play tricks but not me ill be in the stars trekking and when i think of Velma i get an erection Oh grow up that's what you say to me, but yet you're the one who cant stand someone who disagrees what they watch on tv My girl is in her own league of legends she laughs at my impressions but if she threatens my possessions imma drop her in a second and imma terminator if she laughs at my collection if she decides to whine and bitch, imma have a stitch cause unlike harry potter, there is more than one golden snitch so don't let them grind your gears of war they may think they have a halo but they are nothing more than diablo and your the mighty Thor Its just a world of warcraft you need to survive, i understand you need this stuff just to stay alive to have a call of duty, to feel powerful, like no one could ever shoot through me, you can have your drugs ill just stick to watching movies and gaming is just what i like to do, no less productive than the shit that you say you're into so lets just call a truce, its mine craft and you're through

Lyrics: Yo It's the B A double M BAM baby! I make my kills pay my bills and I reed every damn book i steal Got a small head but I'm still out smarting, you think you know better don't get me started Got plenty of gases, got their guts throwing, I stay away from bookies cause I owe them I'm small and I'm sneaky if you see me don't come near me I like making things blow what a sight, don't know if you'll be alright say goodnight If you see me jumping you best better run cause I'm the type of cat that always goes for the buns Yeah I'm not so nice, friends? I shake them out like dice Unless they pay my bills then I thank them by giving them back their lives, run for the hills Please I'm not cynical, I'm logical not physical but powerful I might be small but I got a bag of tricks that'll stomp on your flower girl Bitch! ha It's the B A double M BAM baby! BAM baby! Angry kitty Greedy kitty little stick of dynamite Violent kitty Smartass kitty bite bite bite Angry kitty Greedy kitty little stick of dynamite Violent kitty Smartass kitty bite bite bite BAM!

Lyrics: Do I even need an introduction... well yeah probably I'm the guy who always bounces back, don't give me that No one has killed me yet and that's a fact, you little brat Oh please this is easy, I got plenty of girls who could please me I'm loud and I love attention, I bounty hunt scum for the ransom, look at them having their tantrum, as I drag them from their mummy's as they scream, "damn you are handsome!" Did I mention i heal from any attack, so why don't you skip on back to your mother's rack I've got more me's than I can count, I'm in 3 shows there's no doubt and that's more than you amount to That's Red, the color of blood that's spilled when your dead, no denying its what people often said, I'll be laughing, crying, then a quickie on your deathbed Too harsh? Take a joke or take a march I couldn't care about your opinions, they're like assholes, no one wants to hear them! Don't cross me, I'll bolt you in your sack, make you wear a little bow, you little ho, then give you a bitchslap [Singing] I don't really give a damn I can be your superman You'll often see me at the tav But I never pay my tab, no Looks like i am out of time and it looks like you've reached your prime I got one thing I wanna say I'm the OG baby

Lyrics: Hi my name is Dovakin and I like to borrow things My brother Tavenyak has a gift to heal, something tells me his degree isn't real My good friend Nikolai all he does is sit around and steal my meals Our fathers come to my small house and ruin our day this is their way This is the Scamlovia brothers show. Today! Yes everybody come around In my house I found a dead hooker on the ground Nikolai and Tavenyak no where to be found There I go again, cleaning up there mess Luckily I can change my form to dodge prison once again Tavenyak has been sued so many times and being cruel to Nikolai gives him much a rise Open my fridge you see nothing is there... Nikolai! It wasn't me It's in your hair Oh yeah Some say I have a gift to steal, its true I have balls of steel I hear upstairs Tavenyak healing his patients as they squeal Nikolai even once ate a guy, and ruined his day I think his name was ray This is the Scamlovia brothers show Today! In my house I found a dead hooker on the ground Nikolai and Tavenyak no where to be found There I go again, cleaning up there mess Luckily I can change my form to dodge prison once again Nikolai even once ate a guy, and ruined my day This is the Scamlovia brothers show Today! Okay everybody, get out

Lyrics: It's been 9 whole years since i last saw you, haven't felt a damn thing only for my family and my crew but every woman i knew i couldn't feel the same way because to me it wasn't true We live so far apart and it always breaks my heart that no matter how i feel its not like we can re-start but i never met a girl i thought was so smart and to me other women just seem subpar i remember the feelings i got by being near and i begged and prayed that you'd always be here guess i was lying to myself its all so clear, guess ill just focus on my career I'm not over you no I'm not i took you for granted and i blew my shot now after all this time I'm worn and done cause you were my only. My number one Every time i see a couple holding hands i go back to the time at the school dance when i saw you took a glance for the first time i took a chance, anxiety tried to fight me but i took a stance When i got home i was so excited, sped to the movies where you were invited then we first kissed and formed a perfect unity your kiss gave me credible immunity but i guess it just wasn't meant to be I'm not over you no I'm not i took you for granted and i blew my shot now after all this time I'm worn and done cause you were my only. My number one I dream of you after all these years never feeling loves touch is my biggest fear I felt so stupid cause of my buffoonery but you didn't care and saw past my impurities course you showed a lot of maturity to notice and help with my insecurities i cant help but feel it didn't mean as much to you, it was a few bad months and you said we were through i just wish we could have a re-do but i see your point of view there's no way that this relationship can be pursued I'm not over you no I'm not i took you for granted and i blew my shot now after all this time I'm worn and done cause you were my only. My number one

Lyrics: I miss you and your hair and the way you would stare now i only see of you in my dreams its more to bear. miss your smell and your warmth and the way you like star wars. i know we can never be and that's okay.. that's okay it was the way you shined and the way you were mine, the way we fought over the smallest of things from time to time the way you danced, the way you laughed, the way you ripped my heart in half, it was the smallest of things that made me fall in love with you and now i know i need to move on but i cant do it alone, tried so hard but i cant stop thinking about you tonight i miss you and your smarts and the way that you would dart when i would give you a big old fright in the dark I miss your smile and your teeth and the way you blew raspberries at me. now i know its all gone. its all gone. and now i know i need to move on but i cant it was the way you shined and the way you were mine, the way we fought over the smallest of things from time to time the way you danced, the way you laughed, the way you ripped my heart in half, it was the smallest of things that made me fall in love with you

Lyrics: Its raining outside, in my bedroom I hide, my memories coming back to me. The way it would feel, cuddled up to someone real but there is no one i see Holding hands and going to the dance, spending time together at home Trust and loyalty, willing to follow me but it seems by myself I will roam These are the things I really miss, my soul is aching for more and I don't know why Flings that don't mean much were great when I was younger but if I find true love again I won't say goodbye Haven't met the woman of my dreams If I did we would be such a team People are rarely as they seem true love is hard to find its a mystery Going to the shops, her picking out my tops, standing there holding the bags Eating popcorn, staying up till dawn, together till both our bodies sag Dragging me out to do exciting things, even when I wanna stay at home But I prefer to be with you, no one else I'd woo, if only you were known These are the things I really miss, my soul is aching for more and I don't know why Flings that don't mean much were great when I was younger but if I find true love again I won't say goodbye Haven't met the woman of my dreams If I did we would be such a team People are rarely as they seem true love is hard to find its a mystery Talking in the showers cleaning each other's back Playing pranks on another, giving out heart attacks Miss my hair being played, I wish I had stayed, But I've been told to sleep on the bed I made Everyone around me is starting a family, It's true I might be envious Maybe I just haven't met you yet, need to stand out above all the rest These are the things I really miss, my soul is aching for more and I don't know why Flings that don't mean much were great when I was younger but if I find true love again I won't say goodbye Haven't met the woman of my dreams If I did we would be such a team People are rarely as they seem true love is hard to find its a mystery

Lyrics It all started when I was young, bad influences, caught underneath their thumb I had a few chances to get my life straight but of course i was young, i was stupid, I was dumb Where is all my money going, empty pockets, little income flowing, no social life it's all just mind blowing, so I pray to the all knowing that I get it all together, gather all the pieces to begin sowing It's hard when I try to quit Feelings rush, hits like a brick But I'm going to try to keep a little more fit going to start doing bit by bit But everyone's addicted to something, don't judge cause we're all hypocrites Nothing brings me joy when I know I'm out Just got to push through the dread, the pain, and the doubt I believe if I try I will make it somehow Need to stay focused, need to make a vow Someone give me strength, like Hercules a will so strong I could rest in peace knowing I did right for me I could feel alive, I could finally feel free There's the feeling rushing through my body, blurry vision, feeling soggy Pains all gone but now I feel nothing sleepless nights, only ever feeling sorry I never liked to admit it, made me feel so weak i think that's how I got addicted, lonely nights and bad choices is how I did it but This lifestyles not what I seek, going round and round, still in the same spot like quicksand ground underneath my feet not pushed enough im far from my peek pushing people away like a review on a movie flop Cant control myself, should reach out, wish that I could stop No energy to hang out and about, cause I'm at the bottom far from the top Nothing brings me joy when I know I'm out Just got to push through the dread, the pain, and the doubt I believe if I try I will make it somehow Need to stay focused, need to make a vow Someone give me strength, like Hercules a will so strong I could rest in peace knowing I did right for me I could feel alive, i could finally feel free Use to be really fit, some say at my pinnacle On top of the world Now I'm breathing in chemicals I wish I could have stopped but i never saw the distress signals maybe its time to get my ass into those academic halls, get academical Head is sweating, heart is burning, one more hit, its last one promise, mind is aching, gut is turning, I can not think, I need restocking Nothing brings me joy when I know I'm out Just got to push through the dread, the pain, and the doubt I believe if I try I will make it somehow Need to stay focused, need to make a vow Someone give me strength, like Hercules a will so strong I could rest in peace knowing I did right for me I could feel alive, i could finally feel free Someone give me strength, like Hercules a will so strong I could rest in peace knowing I did right for me

Lyrics: Quietly I will endure Silently I will suffer Patiently I will wait for I am a wolf and a wolf is relentless never quits and doesn't look back focused on vengeance I'll survive anything, i was born to adapt Resilient to the core many times I've been attacked Not backing down, even if the odds are stacked but i emerge more powerful, leading the pack I don't know how much longer I can keep this monster at bay Skin is tearing, claws are growing I kinda like myself better this way Life can't hurt when you heal like wolverine wounds, never to infect No need for betadine Haven't shaved, head is pounding, far from clean Life hits hard, but I'm stronger than I seem I don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. Why fear your food just sink in your teeth The gashes, leave you for dead, they're way too deep So knock me down, ill never stay there, the rewards is what i reap turn away from the beast inside me You cant stop it I'm a one man army adrenaline coursing through soon you'll see i always get back up, I will never flee I don't know how much longer I can keep this monster at bay Skin is tearing, claws are growing I kinda like myself better this way Life can't hurt when you heal like wolverine wounds, never to infect No need for betadine Haven't shaved, head is pounding, far from clean Life hits hard, but I'm stronger than I seem I've been through the fire, I've faced the night There isn't anything i wont fight I've been hunted, I've been chased But I won't back down, I'll rise for what is right I'll howl at the moon, I'll let out my cry I'll summon my strength, and I'll never die I roam and I reign Unbroken and fierce, I'll never be tamed I'll run with the pack or I'll stand alone It doesn't matter to me, I'm the king of my throne I don't know how much longer I can keep this monster at bay Skin is tearing, claws are growing I kinda like myself better this way Life can't hurt when you heal like wolverine wounds, never to infect No need for betadine Haven't shaved, head is pounding, far from clean Life hits hard, but I'm stronger than I seem

Lyrics: I sit in my room all alone, spend most of my days looking at my phone Wondering if ill ever feel at home, my minds telling me that i need to atone. I cant stop thinking about, how bad i fucked up my life i cant drown it out, she could have been my wife I had a great job and now it is gone Lately I've felt nothing, nothing at all What more could i have said could i have been nicer to all my friends Should have spent more time with the family Regrets are all i see My mind is holding me under threat What more could i have done for my pet I really wish that i could forget Cause they're things, things that i regret I sit in my room all alone, with a bottle, liquid pouring down my throat memories are betraying me, close my eyes, cant go to sleep There's so many paths, that i could have gone starting from the moment that i was born But making mistakes is only human I'm gonna try and try again til I find a solution What more could i have said could i have been nicer to all my friends Should have spent more time with the family Regrets are all i see My mind is holding me under threat What more could i have done for my pet I really wish that i could forget Cause they're things, things that i regret Time has passed so quickly now I'm almost 30, I made it somehow Mistakes were made and i cant go back There is a lot to go through, a lot to unpack What more could i have said could i have been nicer to all my friends Should have spent more time with the family Regrets are all i see My mind is holding me under threat What more could i have done for my pet I really wish that i could forget Cause they're things, things that i regret

Lyrics: I would rip out my own heart for you bleeding in my hand, then'd you take it, crush it, toss it, wouldn't give me a chance the guys you like are tools who aren't even handy, why are we doing this dance. We can be together like you know we should, take my hand in this world it can be just us, damn we could. Talk, talk, all we ever do is talk I'm sick of the talk i just wanna walk, not behind you but beside you like an equal, man I'm sick of this shit please tell me you feel it too. I don't wanna chase you like a lost puppy Don't lead me on I wanna call you baby I'm sick of being left on read, I just can't get you outta my head You flirt with other men while I'm there But I don't want this to end When the moon rises and i walk home alone, it's like a needle piercing through my skin, heading to my bones. I wish it was like that, less painful its like being in prison and disobeying the rules, its like gravity cant ignore it, i wish i could as a matter of fact i would be soaring then wake up in my bed each and every morning realising it was just a dream and I begin the day mourning. Overthinking about my life with a blade to my throat, then i throw away the knife, i can't put my family in strife. We really had something, shit you could have been my wife I don't wanna chase you like a lost puppy Don't lead me on I wanna call you baby I'm sick of being left on read, I just can't get you outta my head You flirt with other men while I'm there But I don't want this to end I feel like I lost my sense of self-worth how you lead me on and when you tell me it's not me only makes it worse when you cuddled up to me I believe l could fly, up in the clouds gliding in the heavens up so high, but when a new guy came along I decided to take a dive as you waved your hand goodbye, just tell me why and I can finally rest in peace when i die Made me believe i was Superman, but turns out I'm Icarus cause I flew to close to the sun Years of my life gone as your thrall, you best believe I over it and done I don't wanna chase you like a lost puppy Don't lead me on I wanna call you baby I'm sick of being left on read, I just can't get you outta my head You flirt with other men while I'm there But I don't want this to end