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58:20 hey Michael, it's quarter after 7 and this is my 16th comment😂

56:41 not Dollar Tree, but we bought condoms a few months ago (SC has scary abortion restrictions and until Robert is snipped I'm not taking that chance)

52:37 Matthew is perpetually 40ish in my head. All the Idiots are frozen at the age they were when I was a teenager.

49:40 in the military, Robert was very much in the minority of guys who *didn't* complain about his wife

48:43 the only time you have to clarify who Matthew is kissing is when he's on stage... then you need to clarify

47:11 a very French approach to harassment training... I love it

44:26 i think my realistic dream job is a career counselor. Helping others, creative problem solving, regular change in the actual work I'm doing... I think it sounds perfect.

41:59 in high school a rep from the local college came to talk to us and he had a lot of "ums" too. We were in an honors english class and we collectively started tallying how many times he said it. Our teacher caught on and after he left she closed the door, waited a beat, turned to us and said "alright, how many did you guys count?" 😂

40:47 i never had that problem at Gamestop. My humor was always "appropriate" (when upper management wasn't around) l. At the preschool I worked at no one really thought I was funny, something about my humor doesn't hit with mid 40s-50s christian women

23:49 are you and dad best friends or not-so-secret lovers, the line is getting blurry at this point

23:31 hey that's meee!!!🎉🎉🎉

19:49 the very first time I worked at Gamestop the store manager fucked with my schedule after he found out I had a boyfriend to the point that I just stopped showing up for work

18:29 dad has a similar habbit when we go up to OH and PA to visit family. He clears out a small grocery store of all the Snyder's of Berlin BBQ chips and he buys at least 5lbs of Isley's chipped chopped ham

14:15 and where would you get the oompa loompas from?

12:34 i used to go to that shoe show all the time!!! The amount of overlap our lives have had is WILD

7:20 heeeyyyy unemployed gang!!! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

22:46 she was also Tinkerbell in Once Upon A Time

21:51 I experience more pride in others than I do myself

21:00 oxygen shouldn't be taken in moderation. Maybe not *everything*

20:05 parental pride is like a drug! It's such an addictive feeling

16:35 Matthew should tell the Philadelphia Story story. I never made him break but I made him work extra hard in a scene one night. I felt that same feeling Michael described

14:55 I saw Wicked on Broadway when I was 16, again in California when I was 32, and I was the movie on my 35th birthday.

12:09 i felt that way when I first started working again after Oliver (my oldest) was born. I was working part time at Gamestop: while it wasn't essential work it was work and I was helping to financially provide for my family.

52:51 I was about to turn 3 when you and Madhavi got married

43:22 when I lived in Kansas I made friends with a woman who is an Italian from New Jersey and she taught me and another friend how to make authentic bolongese sauce. Now I can't even buy store bought sauce because none of us like it anymore

34:17 someone in California told me once that Mexican restaurants are closer to Tex/Mex than actual Mexican food and I never forgot that

33:40 as a former stoner: can confirm that Tacobell is stoner food

32:18 reading about the Bassprov to AlleyKatz pipeline would be amazing to me

21:45 i really struggled when we went to South Dakota back in Dec 2020. I also had a 15lbs 18-month-old strapped to my chest for half the time, so that only made it worse

20:34 are you going to grab them by the octopussies?

9:38 75°!? I would be miserable!

8:25 I made those grandchildren! It was so cute getting a preview of what Matthew will be like as a grandpa!

7:06 it's me! I'm the friends

2:22 7am let's goooooooo

49:38 I just told Joseph today that the kids are on the bus by 7am!

49:00 I hate it so much, I commented 9 times

32:40 but if he gets worms at least when he drags his ass across the carpet it'll be smooth and squeaky clean

30:43 i prefer the sex shop stories to the "scooping your own shit out with a spoon" talk 😂😂😂

27:15 but what if someone saw you buying bulk toilet paper and that caused the domino effect that lead to everybody buying bulk toilet paper? What if *you* were the first domino, Matthew?

24:13 I'm interested in homesteading, but there's a *razor thin* line between homesteading and prepping so I do the research but I don't interact with many social media homesteaders because I don't want to find out they're "secretly" preppers

23:20 I love The Umbrella Academy

4:51 one of my old jobs did a week long secret santa. $5 gifts Mon-Thurs and a $20 on Fri. The first year i was there the girl I got complained about what she got all week long (I got things that were on her list) while she had not gotten her secret santa anything and on Friday I waited to see if she got her secret santa anything. When I saw that she didn't I gave her secret santa the gift I had gotten for her. She never apologized

2:29 i got Robert a Tactical Baby Carrier right before I gave birth to our second. Some of the tactical stuff is kinda cool

54:07 was that Gandalf or Chris Nolan's Bane?

49:44 Matthew is a proud papa

41:59 Robert has a few stories I think you guys would find interesting

35:40 as someone who was against the war for a long time, and then married a Marine, it's important to separate the individual soldier from the overall conflict. The military plucks 18 yo kids out of high school with promises of good pay, free college, and a bunch of other lies.

Apparently the climax of Lilo & Stitch had to be *completely* redone for that reason

30:53 ive seen the animated Hobbit but I don't think I've seen the animated LOTR/ROTK. Doesn't the animated LOTR end at Helm's Deep?

24:16 the power of *asking*!!!