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I really enjoy so-called dry humor. Steven Wright is genius. The other guy was barely tolerable. He needs to study from a master.

Both are funny & good, but coming from different points of view 😂😂.

I like Steve's "I sprayed my dog with spot remover, and now he's gone".

Big foot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me!

They're both fantastic. I personally prefer Mitch because of his delivery and timing.

Steven is the master of ironicisms

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Do fish jump on the bridge to commit suicide? Favorite Stephen Wright

I was gonna watch this whole video but then I got high

a tie both are and where the best

Easy choice of Steven Wright

One of my favorite Steven Wright lines: "I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. One mile equals one mile."

Both these guy were REALLY FUNNY!

I dont get it, what is the point?

"I once got a tattoo of myself, only taller." -Steven Wright

“I’m psychic but I have Alzheimer’s. I forget shit before it happens.” My favorite Steven Wright joke

The Hedgebergs use to be the Icebergs, but they moved. South. (Mitch inspired me.)

Rise is great when you are really hungry and want 2000 of it. Totally original. Simplified genius

I'd never heard of Mitch Hedberg before coming across this video, but he is a riot. I hope to find lots more of him.

Steven Wright wins no matter what. He originated the concept. No slights to Mitch at all.

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.. couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

Mitch Hedberg should learn to be funny.

Mitch won.

Mitch joke I'll always remember is "I think originally the Pringles people were going to sell tennis balls but then a truckload of potatoes showed up and Pringles is a laid back company so they said fuck it cut em up!"

Two legends

Man, I miss Mitch Hedberg!

He got nothing on chapelle 😂

My favorite Steven wright joke, I'm not bald I'm just taller than my hair

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH 😂😅🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🫡🫡🫡👀🤔🤔

Two comedic geniuses

you can't even compare the two, Wright had a horrible delivery and Mitch was a genius with any situtation!

I have a belt which holds up my pants, but my pants have belt loops which hold up the belt. I don't know what's going on down there

my two favorite comedians

Oh, also, i have a paranoid retriever, he brings me everything because hes not sure what im gonna throw

Ither best wright joke, i bought one of those smart phones, first thing i did was dial the last number redial, my poor phone had a nervous breakdown..

The best Steven wright joke: I was in an airplane that just landed, the captain said to everybody thank you for flying with us, and I got up and left, then I got to the turnstyle and I realized that I forgot to unfasten my seatbelt, so I ended up dragging the plane through the terminal and I broke both of my shoulders pulling the damn thing, it was wild

Steven Wright : my uncle was a really strange guy : artificial legs , real feet 😂

Wright: "I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and ... now he's gone 😢" 😂

Mitch no question

Love both of these guys. Another comic who belongs up here also is Anthony Jeselnik.

Hedberg is like watching a fifth grader doing comedy. Wright is like watching a college grad... I wish you were here so you could tell me more about hippos, Mitch!! WOW, pass me the dutchie...

Mitch WINS!! Hands Down! FUNNY and NOT a drone voice!

mitch is just awful. Such a shitty comedian.

Come on, this one's not even close. Steven Wright is much funnier.

Two Wright classics: I picked up a hitchhiker once and after a few miles, asked him...... "So, how far did you think you were going?" I remember giving a hitchhiker a ride one time and after a couple of miles I said, "Put on your seat belt ........ I wanna try something. I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it!" This guy cracks me up!!

Hedberg forever!! R.I.P. "This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty" 😂

Steven one of the Greatest

If Mitch had had more time he may have eclipsed just about anybody.

Two of my favorites totally different both fantastic

Both hilarious! My most memorable Steven Wright joke is when he's ordering at a fast food joint and says he'll "have a small Coke in a large cup, and just fill it up the rest of the way."