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My man at arms resisted the first charm and dodged the second one, gayest MF i love him

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I got some traumatic memories with this one. The siren charmed Dismas, who just so happened to be overbuffed after a rest. Then he proceeded to crit Reynauld multiple times in a row, killing him. That was easily the most dramatic and heartbreaking moment in my whole playthrough

Joes should've mentioned Beers or DMT.

He destroyed the heart of lorkhan? Jamie pull up that clip...

Jesus this ai stuff bloody strange... Yet it's so shitpostee.

Have you heard of the High Roganists?

yo wtf?

Bro i got a spell to open any lock i dont need the Skeleton Key lol

me when trying to talk a friend out of a toxic relationship

The Crusader, a man whose name had been long forgotten in the pursuit of his faith, stood on the rugged cliffs overlooking the treacherous cove. The Siren army had become a looming threat to the peaceful country nestled beside the sea, and the responsibility to defend it had fallen heavily on his shoulders. As the wind whistled through his tattered cloak, he couldn't help but wonder about the family he had left behind to answer this divine calling. Few were willing to join him on this perilous mission, for the cove had become notorious for the sinister rumors that swirled around it. Tales of monstrous creatures lurking in the depths, seducing unsuspecting souls to join their ranks, sent shivers down the spines of even the bravest. The volunteers who did come forward were often society's outcasts - lowlifes, bandits, and those with nothing to lose. The Crusader led this motley crew deep into the heart of the cove, and the journey was long and arduous. They braved the relentless storms and unnerving silence that hung in the air. For years, they pressed on, surviving on meager rations and the remnants of their faith, trusting in the Crusader's unwavering determination. Then, one fateful evening, as the sun set over the horizon, they heard it-a haunting melody emanating from the depths of the cove. It was a song that stirred their deepest desires and fears. The closer they ventured, the stronger the enchantment became. To the Crusader, the source was nothing but a hideous monster, but to his companions, it was the embodiment of their long-lost loves, their most profound desires, and beautiful women beckoning them to join. The Crusader was unable to rouse them from their stupor, and the haunting tune began to affect him as well. He found himself drifting into a world of his own, where his family awaited him, his wife's warm embrace, and his children's laughter filled his ears. The Siren whispered in his mind, "Just come live here. We will be the lovely family again." But as the Crusader's resolve wavered, a glimmer of reality shone through. He clutched the cross that his son had given him before he left, the same cross that had been a constant reminder of his duty and the world he had left behind. With a newfound determination, he raised his sword and, with pain coursing through his veins, cut off one of his ears. The shock of the self-inflicted pain brought him back to the real world, and he saw with horror that he had lost himself in the Siren's song. Frantically, he sought to awaken his comrades, shaking them out of their reverie. Slowly, three of them stirred, disoriented and bewildered. The Siren's true form emerged from the depths, revealing its grotesque nature. Its alluring facade had been shattered, and the crew, now free from the enchantment, rallied to their leader's side. The battle against the Siren army began in earnest, the Crusader leading the charge with newfound fervor and his comrades fighting alongside him. The clash between the faithful Crusader and the monstrous Siren army unfolded in the cove, as the fate of the country near the sea hung in the balance. The Crusader had found strength in his faith and the love of his family, proving that the bonds of reality and duty could triumph over the most seductive of illusions. The battle raged on, but the Crusader and his companions stood united, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.

I was hoping you'd put a reference to the fact that you can magically lock a sack and then open it with a lockpick. But this is actually true, as the lockpick punch glitch proves that the lockpick is the only way that Nerevar can actually access CHIM because lockpick punching can bypass all the scripts so zero of Kagrenac's tools are actually necessary to destroy the heart of the Lorkhan or kill Dagoth Ur. You can just pull back a punch, and equip a lockpick, and it insta kills virtually any enemy (unless on the rare chance it makes them immortal) and beat the game in mere minutes

But could the Nevarine make boneless pizza

damn thats crazy fr

Is Dagoth ur a good guy?

Charmed, I'm sure!

Now hold up what is that demonic screeching in the background at 0:06 though?

My most memorable siren fight was when two of my team died and my grave robber kept getting charmed, but my crusader became virtuous and powered through the rest of the battle. I literally was about to give up but my crusader went “SILENCE WENCH”

Wait, I think I finally have an interpretation for the inside joke. Is it because the key that can open anything is called the Skeleton key? It seems like the kind of conversation I'd have with my friends when I'm high. "Why is it called the Skeleton key?" "Because it opens up bones"

I love how instead of vast political scheming, we have collectively chosen to use ai voice technology to make Dagoth Ur live up to the true glory of his memes.

No no that is a common misconception

What the fuck does this mean

0:31 the "really?" sounding off mic, I can just picture dagoth ripping a blunt

How in the fuck do people do this shit

I don't know Skyrim. I don't know Dagoth Ur. I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ADDICTED TO THIS DIALOGUE! Why is this happening? Somebody please explain.

Dagoth is right tho "Joe, What the Fuc-"

The opening bones joke was based off a wkuk bit wasnt it?

SHAME ON YOU, SWEET NEREVAR

This shit had me in tears bruh

this is cursed

how do you make these?

Pls make joe rogan interiew Joshua Graham

How do u make these theyre so funny

Joe Rogan didn't ask him if he's done DMT so I'm pretty sure this is just a deep fake

Your best video will you get 1 pr in your next video?

The best thing is how highly Dagoth Ur speaks of Nerevar the whole time. Despite him being an Argonian.

the "Joe WTF" at the end ruins this otherwise awesome rendition

“Opening bones reminds me of fighting and stuff” is the most accurate Joe Rogen thing ever.

This is my favorite one

What is the meaning of open bones?

I needed this

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING will hit me with more whiplash than Dagoth Ur going "Joe, what the fuck-" I've been laughing my ass off for a good 5 minutes now

I just love this...

???

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

The confused "Wha-" at 0:38 kills me every time

Lmao

Bruh I keep coming back every day to laugh my shit off

I truly need to know what he means by opening bones lol

Is Joe Rogain a thing? Please make it a thing