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This is like ADHD: the show.

I completed this by letting most of the enemies kill each other. (Difficult avoiding the Moblin uppercuts) 😆

Never played this game. This playthrough has given me a horrible impression of how this game plays, since because of him it feels incredibly boring and long and confusing. I still want to try it out if Nintendo ever re-releases this on Switch but as of right now, I still have no idea whether this game is actually fun or not

1;05:25 Oh come on! You're not keeping track of how ofter Arin Hansen gets Game Overs? Lame... Other "How Not to Play Zelda X, by Egoraptor" kept track of how ofter Arin lost in the Game, so why not this one?

I'm 15 minutes into this and OH MY GOD! Fucking give Komali the fucking letter! I know their videos aren't meant to be used as guides or anything, but still, this is pretty bad. It is hard to defend them in this. I love the Game Grumps content and I always think they are good for a laugh. I even think the jokes they are making in this playthrough are funny, but WOW! EDIT: I'm gonna add more stuff as I watch, but I'm doing my own playthough and don't want to watch past where I am. This will take a while. I wish he'd catch on that the Grappling hook is not a weapon. It's a Grappling Hook. It's good for filling the spoils bag though. That whole part with Arin not knowing where the Bomb shop is and then not realizing he had to go back to Outset was pretty bad. I know Arin has ADHD, so I don't want to be TOO hard on him, but as someone who is also neurodivergent, that only excuses so much, you know? Especially since Dan is there too and also missing the same things. I will say that at 55:47, I never actually realized Link's Grandma was sleeping either. Nobody says that she's sleeping. Just Ill. Her eye's are so little already that I thought that was just her sad face, not her sleeping face. So I won't fault them for that. Oh my god, they wasted so much time at Jabun's gate. How did they not immediately start firing bombs at the stone wall? I did the Tower of the Gods while high on pot last night, and even then, I didn't do as poorly as Arin. Not knowing how to cruise is one thing, but the fact that he complained that the game never tells you there's a drop button AS IT SAYS ZR IS DROP ON THE SCREEN THE WHOLE TIME!!? That was bad. I can't believe how much issues Arin had with the boxes for the bridge. I evenly spaced them out and hopped to each one. It was quick and easy. Why is he bunching them together? I outran the laser with ease. Even if I didn't, That's clearly a Beamos and we know from Ocarina of Time that they can be killed with bombs. Even if they can't, you can leave the room and the statues respawn so you don't lose heath trying to pick them up and getting hit over and over. Seeing Arin struggle with the moving statues makes me want to tell my experience from last night. I learned the Command Melody, then completely forgot about it by the time I reached the first statues to use it. Like I said, I was high on pot. I was wondering around for 20 minutes going "What am I missing? What am I missing!?" and finally looked it up. I felt like an idiot. 1:17:39 "How many times have you heard this on Game Grumps? "I'm a f**kin idiot!" Not to be rude, but not enough. He never seemed to acknoledge that he was constantly ignoring the Zr button prompts. I can't believe it took him that long to not throw the statues. I'm surprised that neighter of them realized they were fighting Phantom Ganon and assumed that was just Ganon. They've played Ocarina of Time and A Link to The Past. How did Arin not know to hit the energy ball back? It's a big tennis match. It always is! Also, I had no idea you could get thrown back into the cage in the Forsaken Fortress AFTER you got your sword back. Oh, Arin. Use Skull Hammer on the Giant bird. It's so obvious. 10-year-old me was able to figure that out. How did that take him so long? I want to stress again that I love these guys and I enjoy watching their content, but good god, Arin is missing so many breadcrumbs. I kinda like that they spent a few moments dishing on the commenters who are annoyed with how they are playing, and then just didn't realize how warrented some of those comments really are. I know they actually beat the game and that truly is wonderful, but throughout this playthrough, the game is practically screaming in Arin's face about what he needs to do and he's going "What the fuck! What am I supposed to do!? This game fucking sucks!" and I don't think he has ever acknowledged this flaw. That's the problem that people have. Be as bad at the game as you want, but admit when the problem is you. Holy Shit, they just did not listen to a word Laruto said. That is pretty sad. 1:30:48 "Blah blah blah! Important stuff that I probably shouldn't be going 'blah blah blah' about." "Yes. We'll hear about this later." Ah, so they DO understand the issue. Don't break the chuchus. Don't break the chuchus. Don't break the chuchus. FUCK!!! I'll admit I made the same mistake, but I quickly caught on when the buttons didn't stay pressed, I left and reentered. Don't break the chuchus again. Don't break the chuchus again. Don't break the chuchus again. NOOOOO!!! COME ON, ARIN!!! I will say in Arin's defence that Medli being able to maintain her pose while reflecting light was not well explained, but still though, he's struggling with that a little too much regardless. The wallmaster grabbing Medli while flying and Link still going forward before falling looked like something from Looney Tunes. That was hilarious. Nothing against Arin for that one, I just wanted to say that was funny as hell. 1:39:47 .....I can't say I'm shocked that he hasn't fed the fishmen and updated his map, but that is a sad sight. I've fully updated my map. In this day and age with online guides, it's not actually that big a deal, but still though. Woof! Arin is struggling in that Ice island. I know he hadn't played for 7 months, so I want to give him some more leeway on that, but the game gives you about 5 whole minutes, so seeing that it wasn't enough for him is...... Well, it's also a sad sight. It helps that he admits that he "Royally fucked up" at least. 1:41:51 I will also say in Arin's defense that I didn't know about that hole either. I looked it up and apparently, it's full of rupees. That'd be great if Arin upgraded his wallet. Okay, it took 2 weeks since starting this comment, but I finally finsihed my playthrough. Now I can finish this video in it's entirety. 1:43:30 How the hell does Arin still not know about the warp pots? Wow! MAKAR CAN'T WARP! QUIT TRYING TO PUT HIM IN THE POT AND PRESS THE BUTTON ALREADY!!! Christ! I promised myself that I wouldn't fault him for anything he did in the Wind Temple because that's honestly the worst temple in the game, but WOW! Just WOW! HAHAHA! I completely forgot about how he had a firefly in his bottle that he thought was a fairy. Oh, that's funny. If he had ever looked for a fairy fountain, he'd have all the fairies he could ever need too. I will say in Arin's defence that it's dumb that you can catch one of those despite not having any use in the HD version. That only excuses so much though. That is clearly not a fairy. Oh, kill the wizzrobe already. it's what's summoning all the monsters. When he pulled out the bow, I was like "Finally! He's going to shoot the damn wizzrobe!" HE SHOT THE FUCKIN' DARKNUT! GODDAMMIT MAN! 1:49:36 Knew he was gonna fall. I think we all did at this point. I'm not gonna fault him for the rooms full of Armos. I HATE those rooms. I won't fault him for the wallmasters either. 1:52:16 I'll also say in Arin's defence in the room full of Dark nuts that it's bullshit that you can't parry with the sword put away, especially since both of those are done with the A button. During my fight with Ganondorf, Link put his sword away instead of parrying the final blow and I had to deflect the light arrow again. It was SO ANNOYING! 1:56:32 That was too fucking funny. I had to say that. I'm gonna say again in Arin's defence that needing the chart to enter the ghost ship is not explained well. In my first few playthroughs, I found the chart from pure chance from just exploring. Something that he REALLY needs to do. Also, the fact that you need the pictobox to progress through Ms. Marie's triforce quest? That's bull. Wow, he was seriously trying shoot that kid off of the tree. I assume that was a joke. 2:04:40 I had to timestamp this one. This one was beautiful. Just beautiful. Thankfully, he can just go to Dragon Roost Cavern and grapple hook the first enemy he sees. That's how I did it. 2:07:37 Come on, Arin! Lock on! His apology was nice though. I'm not faulting Arin not doing the Savage Labrinth. The Hero's Charm is not worth it anyway and there is no way he would have completed it. 2:12:13 I literally blurted out "OH ARIN! COME ON!" It said 'Pick up' with A on the screen and he just kept poking it's dick. The fact that it's the repeat fight too makes it so much worse. Why has he never figured out the rope mechanics? Wow! 2:17:00 CLIMB THE GRAPPLING HOOK!!!! OH MY GOD!! 2:19:38 Ahhh! Finally! Wow! That was an ordeal. This was like watching someone lose the TV remote and watch 3 hours of nature documentaries because they refuse to get up and change the channel, all the while blaming the TV for the missing remote. I kind feel bad for people who watched this as it came out because that was rough. Eventually, it reached a point where I just started laughing at his complete incompetance. I tried to give as much leeway as I could, but still, I could only excuse so much. Also, other than the rupee upgrade and the fire/ice arrows, did he even get any other fairy fountain upgrades?

It's almost impressive how incapable Arin is of thinking he might ever be doing things wrong. Just keep doing the same thing over and over, surely it'll work *this* time

It's taking a lot to process that this video is almost a decade old

It's hard to believe that anyone could be this stubborn and this unrepentant about failing to pay attention to what you're told for this long. Arin's cognitive dissonance is through the roof here. The fact that he _knows_ the game explains most things, _knows_ that he wastes massive amounts of time by ignoring the explanations, and _knows_ that many people resent it, yet continues to behave in the same way, can only mean that he doesn't care how obnoxious his behavior is going to seem to an outside observer. Also, the fact that he continues to get huffy and pretend like it's the game's fault and not his, along with the fact that he admits he doesn't read anything that's put in front of him, shows that he knows he's lying when he does this and is just indulging himself emotionally. Whenever _he_ makes a mistake, he says the game is bullshit. When he resorts to using a guide and the guide isn't informative enough to make up for his own shortcomings, he calls the _guide_ bullshit. And then, when the game won't let him skip the Bomb Shop cutscene by looking up the password in a guide, he complains and says "What if someone guesses it?", suggesting that this wouldn't be cheating. Not that this means anything anyway because he didn't actually guess the password correctly; he _looked it up in a guide_ ! How egotistical do you have to be to refuse to admit that you're a lazy cheater when you're in the middle of attempting to cheat your way out of a minute-long cutscene as you speak?

damn, i always thought this was one of arin’s better zelda playthroughs. at least he’s not constantly whining about it, unlike in the others. its like both his skill and attitude fades over time

nah nvm, this shit is lame, you keep editing in this weird loser from dark souls for no reason, fuck this

i like watching these more for the bits, most of the "critique" here is pretty lame and uneeded, but at least its a good wind waker compilation

dude why did you post mr krabs getting murdered not cool >:(

These two are the absolute worst. Just awful awful AWFUL commentary

at least arin seemed like he was enjoying himself with this game in comparison to every other 3d zelda they play

I find it hilarious that people still think we watch GG for the playthrough.

I love how all of the comments are annoyed, but I loved this series. This is literally how I play Zelda.

Arin valuing the process of figuring things out is like a blind person having a favorite color.

I cant believe these two guys are worst that me at 6 yrs old at this game

Love game grumps but dread any time they play zelda games…

Eighteen minutes in, I literally cannot watch anymore i am getting to upset

You know rewatching this... I think I actually hate GameGrumps

the Gohma fight isn't a "misdirection", Arin. If it were misdirection, hitting Gohma's eye with the grappling hook would look like it was doing something when it wasn't. Everything you do directly against Gohma doesn't work, so the answer has to be something else.

look at all those chickens 🐔

yknow as infuriating as arin being shitty is. it sure is the only reason these series are in anyway entertaining bc its his OWN incompetence that makes him fail and its so fucking awesome to see him be punished for his shitty gameplay. its the only saving grace

LOL the commenters think the retard ecelebs actually read their comments! That’s so pathetic and sad.

Go to hell

Oh my god... I'm no vegan pussy but is there a quicker more humane way to do this?😞

This play through is as long as…… *your grandparents’ marriage*

Game grumps what is progress

Just- *imagine* if Jon was playing

7:30 No, those graphics aren't improved. Characters models aren't different, the blur goes against the idea behind the cell-shading, and the original game will actually look less dated in a couple of years than this version. 12:05 Ironically, Arin is probably someone like that. 24:48 That's because in earlier Zelda games, it was a Hookshot, not a Grapling Hook.

Unlike Jon- they sook at thus gom *de sook at das gum*

1:31:00 link looked at him like "dont you fucking lie to me!" lol

1:53:00 Holy shit didn't think I'd see Xyer here

Dayuummmm

god do these idiots not edited they commentary(you're hearing them coughing sniffing phelegming) edit: I guess DSP wasn't only one that ruined this game both of them ruined this game😞😞😞

Why haven’t you made a video in 7 years

these guys are insanely annoying

Hmm

1:22:45 "You enter a dungeon, halfway through you get an item that helps you through the other half of the dungeon, and then you use that item on the boss to render it hit-able." "Oh I got a slingshot! Maybe I hit some big glowing object with a slingshot. Oh a mirror shield that lets me reflect light at stuff. Maybe the boss is gonna be some dude I gotta reflect light at." -Arin Hanson ...Shut up if you're not even going to follow your own comments.

2:22 It's pretentious shit like this that makes me wonder if ANYONE ever considers that they put this stuff in for your first Zelda game. Hell, just your first video game, period. "Yeah, I already know all of this. I've played all the Zelda games." Firstly Arin, you may have, but you may need to read everything again. Secondly, you may have, but not everyone will have.

Holy fuck even 7 years ago this idiot was already being shitty.

Oh no

Oh

That is so mean

Right HERE

What is it with Arin and never killing enemies in his way

Given what we know about Dan's long time habit of pumping and dumping, the conversation at 40:00 is kinda hilarious. XD

Of course he can't drop things, slide down the rope, or cruise. That requires him to press the shield button.

The bigger sin in this video isn't even how bad he plays it's how unfunny they were