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Not Distractible
Добавлен 13 июл 2022
This is not Distractible and has no association with Distractible and makes no monetary gain from Distractible. Not Distractible is for Distractible listeners left behind by the move off RUclips.
The Bait Debate
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
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Naked
Просмотров 21 тыс.Год назад
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
Video Game Tier List
Просмотров 6 тыс.Год назад
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
Broken News
Просмотров 11 тыс.Год назад
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible RUclips channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
Solving The Unsolvable
Просмотров 15 тыс.Год назад
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
Musical Memories
Просмотров 6 тыс.Год назад
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Go With Your Gut
Просмотров 12 тыс.Год назад
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
Bob Doesn't Know
Просмотров 13 тыс.Год назад
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
The Distractible Gameshow
Просмотров 15 тыс.Год назад
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
Fast Food Tier List
Просмотров 20 тыс.Год назад
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
The Boys Bet It All
Просмотров 12 тыс.2 года назад
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
Before We Die
Просмотров 10 тыс.2 года назад
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
Conspiracy Theories
Просмотров 11 тыс.2 года назад
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
Worst World Records
Просмотров 17 тыс.2 года назад
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
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Man you NEED Sponsorblock to watch this podcast, the sponsored segments are UNREASONABLY long xD
I thought the main evidence against Billy Mitchell is that the referee is the guy who cheated at Drag-racing?
america is weird... you guys got dozens of fastfood chains, wow i only know like 7 of these and have been to 4😂😂😂
Im so happy to hear the ads after so long
I loved watching Until Dawn. Watchability differs from playable interest, I guess.
Eh for me Wendy's is a C 😅 it consistent but it's nothing special for me 🤷♂️ chick-fil-A Ive only had once and it was a spicy chicken burger and it was...so-so 🤷♂️ I dont know if its fair cause of one sandwich but Id put it at high D or low C 😂
No one gonna talk about Mark's heavy metal voice at 6:47? No? Ight
DUUUUUUUDE I LOVE MXC, my older sister, my dad, and my mom used to watch that show every night at 7pm on Spike TV. We loved that show!! XD We didn't even pick teams we just routed for the contestants and who made it to the end of the obstacle course, that show always made us laugh too. X3 lol Ah man, good times!!
The Russian sleep experiment is fuckin terrifying because yes that specific story is fictitious but I’m sure somewhere in the world that type of experiment has happened. Or it was meant to be torture. The concept that it probably has happened because we do know a lack of sleep will literally cause insanity and I’m scared of whatever scientists first figured that out
I always fall asleep to distractible episodes and after spotify got rid of the sleep timer feature this channel is the only thing keeping my insomnia in cheap lol, thank you
you listen them to fall asleep too?!
44:25 lol
Bob is pro lgbt smh
Ikr. Very cringey. But if what he said is still true, I might go back to Chick-fil-A and enjoy. Cause their chicken is very good and I like their policies.
Social studies- who in history. Geography- where in general + where in history
11:41 Helix Sleep: Mark over-analyzes Wade's dreams while Bob talks about Helix mattresses. 29:39 Visa: Mark plans to go expensive and buy the best of the best of cameras with Visa, but Bob and Wade are skeptical about his decision making.
THAT’S IT! WERRRRRREEE LEAVING!!!!! 1:22:10 for anybody who doesn’t know what I’m talking about. 😂😂😂
1:20:44 Bobs Jack in The Box story is underrated. I cannot stop laughing every time I hear it. 😂😂😂
1:09:32 Top 10 Bob Quotes
1:12:53 A tier for Weinerschnitzel. If you crave chili cheese fries, chili cheese dogs, corn dogs, or milkshakes, it hits. They got plenty of coupons online that give you a ton of food and the service is solid. Underrated.
Marks cabin fantasy is legit just my life.😂😂😂
40:20
vin bouttle ? is that like a german pronunciating Vin Diesel ? xD
I Imagine the geysers in marks Africa Hotel story are Just plumbing that is busted and broken xD
This was absolutely hilarious and entertaining :) This one Just flew by even though it's nearly 2 hours long :)
Wade being distracted constantly makes me distracted xD
This is such a fun podcast :)
Never ever stop making these ! The magic chemistry you guys got because you know each other for so long and are very good friends is just perfect for these. Just whatever random things you guys talk about somehow becomes entertaining because you guys just got such a oddball quirky sense of humor which is perfectly aligned with my own oddball humor :) And they're such an easy listen while your doing stuff , especially if that stuff is boring.
Slowly zooms in on bobs face scared the shit out of me when opened yt on my phone
Nah, Chick-fil-A's judgment going political has got to be the dumbest thing about this list. No other store was mentioned in that way and simply judged on their food. If you're going to judge one in that way, you have to judge the rest that way. Do research on what "policies" all these chains support and see what you find.
48:19 I can visualize Bob's visible confusion
Zaxby's S
I have two friends who met each other working at chic fil a and they were treated horribly, barely making minimum wage, over worked understaffed, ive never met someone who hated their jobs more
Or your friends are lying/don't exist/ or were shit employees
45:09 saving for later
17:08 The drama Mark put in this ridiculous article.
13:25 Wade mentions the 90 Day Fiance article at the end of the Bad Habits episode.
Dude with these mildly creepy coverart photos they could make a great horror podcast. Imagine if they uploaded a podcast with a picture of the three of them static but as the episode plays everything slowlely gets creepier and the picture maybe slightly changes, like the smile gets a little creepier. With an hour long podcast you could pitch in a couple picture changes to encapsulate the mood. Would be a dope halloween episode.
33:05 Markiplier Update intro
23:38 I worked at Chuck E Cheese from April 2021 to April 2022 as a chef in the kitchen. For over 30 hours a week I would make pizzas, wings, desserts and the occasional wearing of the costume to emtertain kids. When I started the job, I learned about this theory, even seeing MatPat's video about it, and it's *FALSE* . Leftovers are not reheated into new pies sold to new customers. "Then why are the slices cut so unevenly?" Simple answer: the bow knife, as well as the wooden pizza pan. The pan in my restaurant has warped over time, making it curve instead of remain flat. So when a fresh pizza lays on it, out of the oven, the pizza does not lay evenly and the middle can smush together. Second, there is a long knife in the shape of a bow (like a bow and arrow) that we are instructed to cut the pie, laying one end down and motion to the other. And that rocking motion means not every slice is given a full cut. Topped with the rocking nature of the pizza pan, its easy for the pizza pie to shift as its being cut, making each slice askew from the one opposite it, instead of even. And even worse when done in a hurry. No, we didn't use the rolling slicer like youd have at home or other pizzerias. Im not employed by the company to defend them. Im telling it like it is. And Ive explained this to multiple groups before who heard that theory. I even have photo and video proof too. Why CEC Entertainment fails to comment on it, or dispell it even with the bow knife argument alone, I'm not sure. It wouldn't hurt their business or quality of slices, as far as I know.
My restaurant had its own food and safety issue, at least in my opinion, but I won't disclose here. Hopefully resolved by now.
Ghost kitchens are real. Ordering Pasqually's was very much a thing. Literally the difference is adding extra garlic powder, cheese and sauce compared to ordering inside the restaurant. Pasqually is the name of the chef mascot of the Chuck E Cheese crew, been part of it for decades. And Doordash delivery drivers don't have to walk around back. They can enter from the front, come to the register, and they receive their order in plain sight, not secret. I still have receipts and photos of receipts to prove the way it's ordered with extra ingredients.
Nobody is gonna question the creepy ass face in the background?
that's wade
Boys: talking up Are You Afraid Of The Dark Bob: does the Goosebumps theme
I had magic spoon. Wasn't a fan at all. Cinnamon was at the bottom of alright. The other 3 I had were bad.
I love how they all put their wife's into consideration. "Oh my wife likes it so im gonna rate it high for her" like 🥹
15:38 BetterHelp: The bois make fun of Mark, fueling the reason he uses BetterHelp. 17:22 Manscaped: Wade improvs in the studio to find that right set of lyrics to advertise ravors for your privates. 19:07 Casper's Labor Day sale, brought to you by some lady? She sounds nice-
7:17 BetterHelp: AI ominously takes the ad read, they seem friendly. 8:36 Noom: Bob is very stressed about being a dad, and Mark recommends Noom to help him figure out his dad life. 30:36 Acrobat: An add brought to you by... someone?
0:00 Trojan: Papa Bob offers to help Mark understand protection. 17:17 Helix Sleep: Mark enjoys sleeping in Bob's mattress at night. 19:06 BetterHelp: Bob interrupts the ad read to steal Mark's bit from last week-
10:29 Noom: Bob and Wade have beef with their food. 12:16 Sonos Ray: Wade talks up Sonos Ray, take that Bob! 38:15 McDonalds: Mark aggressively advertises for a chicken sandwich, Bob and Wade are very threatened-
23:06 "This Episode of BetterHelp is's Distracted by sponsorble. Your mind ever weak feelin' gonna go down the drain? BetterHelp therapy!" 24:20 Manscaped: A serious and important PSA about those poor poor unshaven balls- 25:49 Shady Rays: "I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SUN"
18:02 BetterHelp: Mark is big angry and because of the happenstance of which the events that occurred before resulted in him being angry. 19:43 Helix Seep: The bois take over for a chill ad after laughing at Mark for being mopey he hasn't gotten enough seep. 21:29 Sonos Ray: Bob covers for a very childish and grumpy Mark, how they're absolutely godlike... no Illegsies.