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The Doomer
Добавлен 11 авг 2022
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Christian Denominations Slander
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#christian #memes #slander
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Remember, God. can't be mocked! Repent and believe in our Lord Jesus Christ!
0:19 and 0:54 LOL REAL.(I am Presbyterian )
Lutherans don't like the ECLA because the ECLA didn't approve of them yelling christkiller and spinning lucky pinwheels 💀
Slow down!
Halloween originally comes from the pagan Celtic festival of Samhain, which was forbidden by the Bible. Its origin involves Celts having sexual relations with their mothers, sisters, and daughters, offering human sacrifices to Baal, and pumpkins originally representing decapitated human heads. As Christians, we should have no involvement with it, and you must repent from Halloween. Breaking the Sabbath on Saturday is a sin (Isaiah 66:23-24). Also, eating pork, shrimp, or crabs is a sin (Isaiah 66:15-17). Festivals like Christmas and Easter, as described in the Bible, are pagan festivals for worshiping other gods, which God has forbidden (Deuteronomy 12:30). Idolatry, such as statues of Mary and wearing cross necklaces, is also sinful (Exodus 20:4). The name of the Savior is not "Jesus" but "Yeshua." The name "Jesus" was created by the Roman Empire, based on a sun god who ate pork, broke the Sabbath, and celebrated pagan festivals, and is not the true Savior described in the Bible. (John 5:42-43; 1 John 5:2-3; Jeremiah 23; Hosea 2:17) John 5:42-43: "But I know that you do not have the love of God in you (Ten Commandments). I have come in my Father's name, and you do not accept me (Yeshua). But if someone else comes in his own name, you will accept him (Jesus)."
My dad brought me up in a Christian reformed home, but soon after his divorce surprisingly still attending the same church, he dated a pentecostal woman but at their church the meme in this was very spot on on their behavior
Christmas traditions have pagan roots so doing it is a sin: December 25th: Celebrated as the birthday of various pagan sun gods. Gift-giving: Encourages materialism, violating the 10th commandment against coveting. Christmas trees: Idolatrous symbols forbidden by the 2nd commandment (Jeremiah 10:1-5, Deuteronomy 16:21-22). Santa Claus: A false idol replacing God, breaking the 1st commandment. The Bible also condemns eating unclean meats like pork and shrimp, and warns against those who disregard the Sabbath: Isaiah 66:17: Those who eat unclean meats will face God's judgment. Mark 1: Yeshua's disciples prioritized following him over working on the Sabbath. Hebrews 3 & 4: Emphasize the importance of Sabbath-keeping by quoting Psalm 95. Isaiah 56 & Acts 8: Connect Sabbath observance with salvation. Isaiah 66:23-24: Links disregarding the Sabbath with eternal punishment.
@ArgueWDelusionalChristians true so in the end its more proof that man is sinful to the core and Christianity isn't a perfect religion buts run by unholy and misleading followers of christ. Besides everything you said makes you sound like a great pastor with an accurate Bible with better theology of another modern denomination
1 thing in common: All of them too weak stop their own people from turning their back on them.
And then the infants came one by one to John the Baptist
As a Lutheran, Can confirm that the evangelical "Lutheran" Church is very heretical
Every time i see one of these vids i hope that someone specifies Episcopalian rather than including it under Anglican, i wanna be roasted damn it
As a Scot, the Presbyterian one is facts Theres a reason why the episcopal church is the third biggest here now
0:48 as a Pentecostal, this so true 😭. some people fr act like they gettin tased when they get the Holy Ghost
0:23 I like to call it the big nasty divorce :]
biggest lie ever told . Christianity
As a Christian I find 0:24 funny
All these denominations are so confusing and somehow back themselves up successfully and debunk each other successfully over and over again so many times for eternity. As a non-denominational wrestling with which denomination is true, it’s golly darn impossible to know who the heck is in the right. No wonder why any unreligious or other religious people never convert anymore.
Infants reflexively hold their breath for at least the first year. They can swim instinctively for the first 6 months.
Lutheran schisms have to be the dumbest and funniest shit i can think of as a Lutheran
Non-denominational pretending they don’t subscribe to whatever their regions leading denomination is 👀
Lutheran here. Our slide is accurate, because some parts of the ELCA are not even christian, let alone Lutheran
The truth is nondenominational
Lutherans, when you asked them who did they vote for in Germany after 1930: 👀💦
Anglicans when I call it the gooner denomination: 🥺
Methodists ain’t Christian’s…just saying😂…too gay.
Finally an actual funny one
As a lutheran i can confirm that we give you 95 reasons why ELCA is not lutheran.
rarísimo un argentino luterano jajaja
As a Catholic I can clarify HAHAHAHHAHAHA
As a non Christian I don't understand this video at all
*removes original texts so everyone is heretical* well played Lu
I stay in peace when a protestant says me "you catholics workship Mary". I understand people could have misconceptions and they only need more information.
I guess slandering Jehova Witnesses was overkill
They aren't christians
@carpii0576 what do you mean ? They are heretical but still christians aint?
@carpii0576 they are heretical but still christians or at least calim to be
@@carpii0576 they are heretical but still christians or at least calim to be
They are heretical but still christians or at least calim to be
Pentacostal one is true
💪🏻☦️🙏🏻 Reject heresy embrace Christ ☦️ The true Church
Any christian church that believes in the trinity is inherently not christian
I'm orthodox and I can confirm we are baptized that way as babies.
As a Christian, what we fail to do is look unto Jesus and not at denominations. Jesus did not create denominations. Look unto the Savior, Jesus Christ and accept Him into your lives.
I love Jesus ❤❤❤
But if you really think about it... Wine is Grape Juice
This was soooo real
Baptists, Protestants, Methodists from the US trying to explain why Catholic is not Christianity: 0:14
I'm prodistant and I beleive catholicism is chrisitianity, I disagree with their practices, but they still beleive the important stuff like thw trinity and jesus dying for our sins. Which is the important part
Methodists and baptists are protestants...
@@DennysMakesMusicMy church is over 2,000 years old. The only people who shouldn't be called Christians are Protestants, who care more about the Old Testament.
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The wine being grape juice thing got me for a while until I learned the history of brewing. Roman wine had alcohol content of 15-16% which is actually stronger than most wines today so if that’s grape juice, I’d love to have a glass of grape juice with you and your children 🤣
👇Baptist gang
As a lutheran, i can confirm that the ELCA has space lazers.
Luke 1:28 (Hail Mary full of Grace) Luke 1:28 (The Lord is with you) Luke 1:41 (Blessed are you among Women) Luke 1:42 (And blessed is the fruit of your womb Jesus) Luke 1:43 (And why is this granted me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me?) James 5:16 (Therefore confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man has great power in its effects) Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. Ave María, gratia plena, Dominus tecum, benedícta tu in muliéribus et benedíctus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta María, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatóribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostræ. Amen.
Amen
Of course, the moment someone in the comments tries to build some bridge of unity between the denominations, a bunch of furious Catholics, Orthodox, and Protestants swarm in to call everyone else heretics, instead of focusing on the things that unite us.
Maybe thats why orthodox people are so retarded
Ahem
Anglcan sanwer that c theycwere founded whencSt. Joseph of Arimathea planted his staff on Glastonbury Tor.
As a protestant, I can confirm that we rave like a we're in a club as part of our worhsip to the Lord
Sing, dance, and shout for the Lord, just like King David.
Bro as a baptist lunch time the whole church people and service would gather around and eat lunch, a win win
Baptist communities tend to be some of the most tightly knit Christian communities that I've seen.
@@camerapasteurize7215 frr, it like a family, it sometimes happen at night and we all just chill out for lunch eating like a big family while the pastor just casually preach how God bless the food were eating
Catlicks and Prots wear funny hats all the time, but none of us ever wore a KGB uniform like your patriarch!!!