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I’ve never wanted to advocate more for a plant in my life.#SurvivingABotanist.😅😂😂😂

Inventer par un enfants esclave de 12 ans et repris dans le monde entier aujourd’hui

Thats why we no longer have natural vanilla

Plant p~orn

I'm surprised some vegan didn't tell you you're a tree r*pist because it didn't consent....

Get out that lady's purse

Mans jorked off a plant

I had an orchid mantis. Her name was Manita. Cuz she was a man eater. Yes like the song. Orchids are incredible. She used to sit on my head and watch RUclips with me on my phone. And I’d freak out new Amazon delivery people by answering the door with her on my shoulder and they’d be like, “😳omg you have a… a…” I would be like “😒😳😱😂😈 She was awesome.

Dude has the skinniest arms

Plant cock

He squeezed the flower's tralala until it popped 🫣

Bob's jerking off plants again

A slave actually discovered this. The more you know. 🌈

D-did he…… did he just make that flower bust??? 😂

Now do it for the other 999

I didn’t consent to this.

Raw rustelumed that anther cap. Lets do another one 😅

This guy grosses me out for some reason.

I'm so glad to get to the comments and see I wasn't the only one that thought his had sexual undertones.

Bro jerked off a flower lmfao 😂😂😂😂

ooooh sexy

What?

This is the most violent sex I’ve ever seen

It’s crazy that vanilla is considered basic when you see it doing this crazy work

I see the issue the people who fail at it grip onto the railing too tight making them grounded to the railing that’s stationary. It’s just there to help you balance yourself not hold onto it. Notice the man doing it he isn’t gripping the railing tightly. Not to mention they get the rhythm wrong

Is it normal for a flower to pollinate itself?

Rick: He'll give you half now and the other half after you finish

Looks like a knob

I FOUND IT GUYS ? THIS IS THE CLISSARISS?

What are you doing to that plants dick

Just gave that flower the best orgasm possible

This feels wrong😂

Did this guy just fuck a plant on my RUclips shorts at 5 in the morning after a bender?

Did....did I just watch that flower get pregnant?

Just the tip

Busting a flowers nut....the internet never fails.

What are you doing?! Are you deflowering that flower?!

So are we calling it vegan po*n or not?

Is this what people mean when they say vanilla sex?

Profesional flower fucker

That looks like man flower lol

I hope you got consent first 🫣

😮

I thought its that one dude who makes science experiment videos😭

That’s a laibia if I ever saw one

Try putting on a little Luther Vandross to set the mood... Increase fertility.. 🤷‍♂️

This method was created by a 12 year old boy who was a slave btw

Man you got my cactus jacking off in the corner

Straight violation 💀

So when do you let them know that it takes a metric shite tonne of time for it to grow from seed?